#everyone should ship it honestly

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Re: our dm's for john x jennifer.

What do you think about john teaching her to surf?

omgomgomg he definitely teaches her to surf

i think it would take him some time to convince her to go and she finally gives in mostly bc she feels bad saying no so much but then when they finally get out there and johns being all sweet and smart and passionate and excited and he's in a wet suit jennifer is like 👀👀👀

and it turns into like a semi regular thing where when they both have down time john takes jennifer to the mainland and he gives her surfing lessons and the tension keeps building and one day they're up on a board together and his hands slide a little lower than normal and she backs up a little closer than normal and AHHHHHHHH

beach sex!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!! i'm obsessed with this idea honestly omg 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

#i mean i just love john teaching anyone to surf #bc john surfing is such a hot mental image #and also golf sucks but he deserves to share his hobbies #anyways they're #so freaking hot #god they're so hot #obsessed #they would have GREAT beach sex #and rodney would make fun of him when he gets back #'do you even KNOW how unsanitary sand is???' #'whatever mckay. it was fun 😏' #sigh john and jennifer is so good #everyone should ship it honestly #beautiful #i love them #so good so hot #asks #john/jennifer #john sheppard #jennifer keller #sga

[thetransguard]

kabru is canonically too smart for miscommunication trope. if anything laios would flirt with him One Single Time and kabru catches on immediately and runs it through his mental processor (does laios not know what he's doing? -> no he does. is he doing this to practice?? -> laios would not lead me on like that -> is he aware of how i feel? -> am i aware of how i feel???) and then literally the next time laios is free he schedules a meeting they sit down at the table kabru leans across looks him dead in the eyes and says very calmly on a scale of im just playing to lets get married how serious are u about this

#i dont think kabru plays arounddddd hes like the rizzler but when it comes to actual serious romantic relos hes locked in for ever #like jaw strength of a crocodile. you could not pry this man off of smth once hes made up his mind #also i think especially postcanon hes going to get super upfront with laios no beating around the bush #dungeon meshi #labru #seph.txt #fyi i dont Just ship labru honestly i think kabru should hold hands with everyone

[arsenicflame]

i Do Not Trust people who make Mary the bad guy in their stories when the show went out of its way to specifically show us how she was suffering just as much as stede was in their marriage and that shes, yknow, a good person

#mary is specifically framed in a sympathetic light in all of her appearances. the show switches to following her narrative so we can see #how much better her new life is for her too!!! like yes she tries to kill stede but we are shown in the narrative WHY she makes that choice #and that she struggles with it and we see stede understanding this too! he supports her decisions and her new life and is happy for her!!! #at no point are we shown anything that makes mary a bad person or bad mother- honestly i generally like mary far more than stede anyway #but even if you dont you should be able to acknowledge... that if u make her the bad guy??? w. what did you take away from the show?? #idk it has the vibes of. the girl character all the fans hate because she gets in the way of their precious little gay ship #or whatever. you know what i mean #ofmd #our flag means death #mary bonnet #mary allamby bonnet #everyone whos a mary hater is also an izzy hater bc theyre coded the same character type. betrayed wives my beloved #(this is a joke.) #uh. this might be one to add in the tags on again sorry gang i have too many thoughts

[hecksupremechips]

Shinjiham is cute when it’s romantic but tbh I think i vastly prefer the idea of them being best friends instead. Like, neither of them really saw it coming and weren’t really looking to get another best friend (Shinji has Akihiko, Kotone has Junpei and Yukari respectively) but it happens anyway. Kotone takes a liking to Shinji much faster than she does anyone else and I’d say a big reason is just the fact that he’s so reserved that it allows Kotone to do most of the talking while he just listens and they love this arrangement cuz Kotone doesn’t get to talk about her own interests very much. Though I think some of her needs to talk to Shinji stems from this insecurity that he isn’t happy in the group and she has this people pleasing problem and wants everyone to be happy so she makes a much bigger effort to talk to Shinji. And it’s very unfortunate because Shinji intentionally acts cold and distant because he doesn’t want to form any attachments because he wants to die soon, but aaaaaaaagh dammit this girl just keeps talking to him and being sweet and encouraging him to engage in his interests and share them with the others and he just can’t seem to say no when she’s got those damn puppy eyes. And Kotone is just able to get him out of his shell by being persistent but not in an overwhelming way, she’s very cheerful and supportive of him. And Shinji is able to offer her support by encouraging her to talk about herself and by making sure she’s taking care of herself. They just click really well and make such a positive dent in each other’s lives and it’s all about basic acts of kindness going a long way you know?

#persona #persona 3 #kotone shiomi #shinjiro aragaki #i uh. probably didnt do much here to prove that their relationship is best when its platonic akjsks i mean idk how to convey it #that these two are just so good for each other but that im just not feeling it romantically #and why should i honestly like cant a guy and a girl just be platonic soulmates like me and jackie aljsks #plus i just have other ships with these characters i like better ahem akishinji and mitsuham yall already know #and i just feel really comforted by their relationship being best friends cuz it makes the pocket watch a lot more power of friendship #and it just. irks me the idea that its romantic love that saves shinji and its romantic love that gave him a will to live #cuz first off you can save him without romancing him and also like if you think kotone is the only person he wants to live for #youre just wrong like in fact its very clear in his social link that he feels this strong love for everyone #its literally like why other characters are so ingrained into his link he loves everyone and they love him back #its just kotone who organizes the time for them all to get together plus like idk when ppl say shinji only wants to live after romancing #kotone its like. well hes not gonna have a good time post coma then huh #and i suppose the point being made is he has to learn to live even if his gf isnt there but again like. shes not the only thing he has #idk i just hate this like pedestal romantic relationships are put on and i hate the implications that like #akihiko has been trying for years to protect shinji and his love doesnt matter cuz it isnt some heterosexual romance #grrrrr it just irks me is all and yeah i just think theyre besties who do everything together #kotone is like shinjis emotional support animal that guides him through the scary crowds and shinji is off putting enough to scare away the #meanies that come their way and they have a dress up montage and make cookies

[circus-blades]

Life, it never die

#identity v #smileyjack #everyone should draw their ships like them honestly

[cinnamon-phrog]

A mutual reblogged a pr*ship post and their dni is now neutral. Unfallowed. Bolcked.

#see if i joke i don't CHOKE. on my tears. because this just keeps happening #i'm so scared to interact with mutuals for this exact reason #most i've made have either left me. became toxic over minor differences or become a degenerate. #which is sad because i really enjoyed this friend and all those friends before they or i cut ties #but this kind of shit is unforgivable to me. i've had bad experiences with a friend turning out to be a pr*shipper #everyone flocked to me to fix their traumas but i had talked to that person often. it hurt a lot. they harassed people who harassed them #i was only 15. and i was threatened but what the hell is a sheltered kid SUPPOSED to do back. i wasn't taught shit #people in their fucking 20's were trauma dumping to me in dms and sadly still go to me when they catch wind of this person- #'i need support' you need to get offline. please. just block and ignore. i'm tired. #i should not have had to be babysitting adults and older teens when i didn't know what half those words were at the time. #months ago i did something stupid when i was at my limit and mirrored the pettiness i saw. i was told i would drive someone to suicide. #over saying the person was a bit mean and bringing up some posts i thought they made #i did apologise when i got it wrong. but got threatened with the person possibly killing themselves in my inbox. #this person and the pr*ship person were famously at eachothers' throats #i do not stand by the pr*ship persons' actions. their opinions on the other person were honestly right though. the only thing i agree with. #once again i complain about proshits and gatekeeps. the two are almost as bad as eachother to me #or at least two awful sides that have affected me and my ability to make friends online. #so that's what this remined me of.

[starryyourstruly]

Friendly announcement to anyone reading this

If you bring up Kaeya, Albedo, or Kaebedo in any context respectfully I will rant with you for hours. You could gain yourself a new friend. You may not even like them in any capacity or at least not as much as I do, but if you bring them up be willing to listen. This is not a threat, but a promise with good intentions and high prospects of being kept.

#kaeya #albedo #genshin #genshin impact #kaebedo #this could relate to a lot of ships but these guys have my heart #honestly everyone should tag their respective ships/characters #don't you just love when a piece of media coils around you like a snake and refuses to let go before it consumes you whole? yea #fandom #fandom culture #fandom problems

[martianbugsbunny]

So it's kind of being presented that the forehead touch is a Skrull greeting (ex. the scene where Priscilla introduces Fury and Gravik) but come on. The scenes where Talos and Soren, and Talos and Nick, respectively, were reunited show so much more intimacy and meaning than just an ordinary greeting; it's a real emotional moment on both accounts. The way they mirror each other is incredibly cool, and I love that in both it's insanely clear that Talos is locked in this embrace with someone he cares about deeply.

#skrulls #secret invasion #nick fury #talos #soren #espionage husbands #nick fury x talos #talos x nick fury #Soren x talos #talos x soren #imo that gesture also has a lot more intimacy than a kiss but that's just me being soft #I think non-kiss touching is a wonderful option and should be explored more often as a sign of affection #in case you were wondering yes I have gone off the deep end and yes I am overanalyzing talos like I have him under a microscope #and not just him but everyone around him #read: nick fury #their relationship is absolutely my favorite part of the show #which is saying something because I adore secret invasion #top three marvel shows honestly #martianbugsbunny ships

[damagedintellect]

💌 I made matching icons for me and my not bestie/rival/lover/enemy/soulmate

Do with these what you will 💌

#bsd icons #bsd pfp #bsd fanart #my bsd brainrot is showing #the list will continue to grow as I make more so if your fav isn't here sry im slow but fyolai is next #Poe looks the best so far with Chuuya being second #I kinda want to make reversible ones so ppl can multi ship everyone together bc honestly I lowkey like all the chuuya&dazai ships #notice how you can put Ranpo next to Chuuya but since his eyes are closed he could also be next to Dazai #fuck how are my ot3's gonna work should Kunikida & Mushitaro be drawn in the middle??? #...I only realized right now I fully skipped sskk...shit

[fg083nrt]

What ships from Naruto do you like, except Kakuhida? I'm asking out of curiosity :)

Also your art makes me want to eat tables!!! RAAH!!!!! (/pos)

This is a surprisingly loaded question because I have so many and some of them span for almost 20 years now.

Also, as usual, disclaimer, since I've seen all the ship wars and holywars, THESE ARE ALL PERSONAL OPINION. PERSONAL OPINION ONLY.

(endless yapping below the cut)

In the past:

My first ship when I was 12 was Pain/Konan, and I think that was the first smut I've ever read like period. I was a big cheerleader of Hinata and Naruto/Hinata because I liked that Hinata just minded her business and stayed in her lane while everyone else was going thru shit (Team 8 had the best work-life balance, I think, they just clocked in and clocked out, no shenanigans). Obviously, Temari/Shikamaru and I loved Neiji/Tenten. I think as a kid these were like really fun dynamics. Once the anime reached the Akatsuki I was all over the Akatsuki LMAO.

But now, as a grown adult, I am almost 99% just KKHD, and Akatsuki ships are like the default absolute truth to me, but recently, I've been obsessed with more Naruto Yuri.

Love Ino/Sakura for that double-income spy who owns a secret flower shop/doctor dynamic; it's just nice. Like I am a firm believer that they could have solved their differences by scissoring or something. Also like, I think their backstory is like an insane missed opportunity (but what's written cannot be unwritten, so whatever) because these pages made me feel like I was reading some kind of josei backstory. Like, go ahead and read these pretending this is not from Naruto, and tell me where do u think this could be from.

Like "pussy from a girl who treats you like a small stupid animal (good until psychic damage hits)"

Like, I would be like, this is either a shoujo manga, or the next page is older Sakura crying in the kitchen with a photo of Ino or something, and then by the end of the story, they, like fuck in the field or something while Sakura is like "I can't believe my toxic female friend from school has 4 fingers up my pussy!", but this could just be projecting, but I still like the ship. On a serious note, Sakura being a crybaby who was picked on would have been a fun opportunity to play with her character and create more empathy for Naruto within her, but her role was more like tying the two characters together, which worked well, but lots of people were salty, but it pushed people to support her character more so it evens out.

Tsunade/Shizune is like my next super fave, especially after rewatching the Tsunade arc. Tsunade's character is just so well done when it comes to how people cope with grief by doing destructive things, I loved it; Kishimoto is fantastic at mature story beats like this weaved between magical ninja fights. But yeah I loved their dynamic like Shizune is essentially her attendant/pet girl/assistant who is extremely loyal to her, but also nagging in a way and also Shizune is just very animated and kinda dorky while Tsunade is a calm mommy- sorry a mature rich woman of status who needs to be taken care of (nearly blacked out writing this). Their back and forth is just chef kiss, too. Honestly, I think that's my favourite Naruto arc; the first part of Naruto is great when it comes to mundane details that I now have more appreciation for.

Their auntie banter!

GODDDDD THAT WAS SO LIKE IT HURTS SEEING OTHERS LIVING THE LIFE YOU DREAM OF

And obviously still love Temari/Shikamaru! I loved that Shikamaru was always very tsundere and going on about how much he hates girls, but deep down is actually like, "Me when a bad bitch tells me to do anything." it's a satisfying way to play with his "character flaw". Seeing him go soft on Temari was like a mini character arc within his already happening character arc during Sasuke's pursuit, like we saw him grow up twice, great stuff!

The entire chapter 235 is just an amazing growth for Shikamaru in elevating the like "men/women" way of thinking to like "what makes a person who they are" way of thinking I really love that. The character is also a great reminder for those afraid of failing btw.

Kakashi/Iruka is my fave, 50% from a historical standpoint; the fact that you can find Kakairu fanfic on Geocities from 2001, and I have some doujins in my collection that are more than 20 years old now is fascinating to me. Love how incredibly loyal the Japanese fans are to Iruka; these guys were holding onto hope for so many years till the Pain arc and then, boom, Studio Pierrot's final Naruto arc!!! It's just incredible fandom history. I love that kinda stuff, love the ship itself too, it's very homey to me, some of the legendary fic they had was fantastic, like entire book's length, incredibly loyal fans.

#brainworms #idk I just think kishimoto's earlier writing in Naruto is detail rich and well done everyone feels like a real person #also rereading stuff for shikatema and its funny how shikamaru and his dad's convos feel like kishimoto's personal inner dialogue #shikatema is honestly like fandom's most beloved ship because of how natural it feels and how well and early it was setup without like any #cliffhangers or major conflict apart from some early tension #but also ino and sakura should have had more rivalry but idk if it would have fit in the story Kishimoto was telling and that's okay means #we gotta write some original story where we have the spy with flower shop and doctor relationship and the story surrounding the relationshi #is like fun as well #easier said than done but fail we may sail we must

[curiouschaosstarlight]

person #1: "[character i really love] should die violently!"

me: okay, bye

person #2: "i love this character!"

person #2: "[other character i really love] should die violently!"

me:

#not important #chaotic rants #if i had a nickle for every time one of my non-villain favorites got bashed i'd... #i'd be rich honestly why the fuck does this keep happening to me #i feel like i've made this post before #anyways i dont want to get directly specific because i dont want this to show up in searches #but if anyone's wondering the characters are Sampo and Argenti from HSR #i love those two immensely #i also love Kafka WHO ALSO gets bashed a lot i've noticed :\ #i think i'd be deeply uncomfortable with ANYONE wishing violent death on any character #it's a feeling i genuinely cannot relate to in the slightest despite having characters i dislike and dont really want to see #but it's especially distressing when it's my favorite characters #in case you're wondering this is why you'll never see me participate in direct character or ship bashing on my stuff #maybe i would have in the past but everyone is someone's favorite #and whenever im about to directly namedrop a character or ship that frustrates or annoys me i just kinda pause and go #'okay but what if someone who really likes this character/ship sees this and feels ashamed for their enjoyment?' #And Then I Don't Do It #not because anyone's making me but because the internet is a public space and frankly #there's already enough toxicity in the world #...i should post more character positivity and dress up/picrew stuff (and art but my art block's been severe lately) #maybe i'll build a queue in a bit if i can get my energy up #(if y'all are wondering why i have so many posts that are me complaining about fandom attitudes) #(it's 'cause spite gives me a temporary energy boost and i've been severely lacking in energy lately) #i -am- a bit hesitant because i know my takes on certain characters (particularly Dottore) are #insanely niche in a way i dont think anyone reading this before i've posted anything demonstrative of that fact will expect #and then i feel self conscious putting my niche stuff out there to be looked at #but! that's why i have custom character tags anyway i s'pose

[madame-mongoose]

You smiled today mission accomplishd boys and you got flustered

Oh anon if only You knew what has happened to me today

#I have been very flustered. all day #ryan from the self ship server you are on my hit list #kabra. hitlist #but hehe ty anon fr #honestly shout out to everyone today #ty guys for giving me reminders why i should stay #I've been in such a dark place lately and it's hard to remember #but even all these silly meaningless asks mean everything to me #monnie answers

[byakuyasdarling]

Why does my art take forever

#I hate it so much when it flops too but I have to remind myself I do art for me #plus it’s not ship art DIRECTLY so that might be why :) #thank you to everyone for saying such nice things <3 #I can also properly request art requests are open ^-^ and maybe pick up a cheap comission just to be like ‘hehe look it’s her’ #honestly I see beautiful and stunning artwork that definitely should get paid more for #like I see these stunning renders for $30 (alsbeit probably USD and not AUD) and I’m like…. CHARGE MORE BOO

[deityofhearts]

it’s the way a lot of y’all can’t get into or finish a series unless you have characters to ship together and somehow think it’s the series’ problem and not your own

#deity dialogue #if you can’t get into a book or show or movie because you can’t ship characters together that’s your problem and honestly you should fix it #especially since a scary amount of y’all will start shopping characters who are RELATED because you can’t sit through shit otherwise #when encanto came out there was a freak complaining about how the series should have given them characters to ship together #and if they did they wouldn’t have to ship the fucking uncle with everyone else #nasty freak

[sonknuxadow]

ive seen several pieces of sonic characters as spiderverse characters fanart with sonic as miles and amy as gwen.. am i the only person on earth who thinks blaze as gwen would make more sense. are people only picking amy so they can make so/namy fanart

#honestly if it was me assigning every spiderverse character a sonic character idk who i would pick for miles #or like. any of the characters who were introduced in the second movie #im just saying that if sonic is miles or we're doing an into the sonic verse type thing where everyone is a sonic #then my brain tells me blaze should be gwen. it just feels correct #i dnot mean this in a shipping way btw i am completley ignoring the romance aspect when saying this #its just that blaze is literally an alternate universe equivalent of sonic like. canonically. #among other blaze and gwen similarities

[always-a-joyful-note]

Have you ever thought about Yoo Sangah and Kim Dokja's friendship? How Sangah was forced into the background, told not to put herself out there, told to basically be an unimportant side character in someone else's life? And how when Dokja saw her, he saw a protagonist, how he thought that "the sight of Yoo Sangah talking was wonderful" even BEFORE they really became close to each other.

How Sangah really also believed in Dokja and liked him, even though he didn't seem all that successful in someone else's life? How she actually noticed him when no one else did? Staring at his smartphone and wondering what he was all about?

They both liked and respected each other before the apocalypse...but they had issues and fears that stopped them from initiation a friendship with the other. And their "surface selves" had so little in common that even when they sort of tried, their conversations (like on the subway) felt awkward and stilted. And it was the story of the apocalypse that brought them together...it was what sparked the change in their relationship. But the friendship that resulted from it, I think, was all them. The story might have helped start things, but they're the ones who jumped on that chance and started to share their own stories with each other...to finally learn about this person they respected and liked from afar and find that, oh, they COULD have a deep and meaningful friendship after all, the surface interests of the other were actually incredible.

#anyway 344 was wonderful #and the importance of dokja willingly showing sangah his library of wos does not escape me #their friendship means everything to me honestly #then again i could say that about everyone.... #man i should just start a list of all the relationships that mess me up... #but i wanted to shoutout sangah and dokja because coworkers to (forced) fandom mutuals to friends is so special.... #but yeah I'm just so weak to friendships being treated with this much narrative value.... #i think i saw somewhere that there are no romantic ships in here which just makes me weaker.... #so yeah.... #discaimer tag again (though i was told orv is a kind book so its fine to go off) #fandom spamdom #note's nonsense #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers