#every day i wake up and choose violence

[weaverofink]

i log in. i make a lighthearted children’s show into an existential cosmic horror. i continue with my day as if there is nothing wrong with me

#every day i wake up and choose violence #and its fantastic. i wouldn't have it any other way #and im actually really excited about this au guys #i thought it was just gonna be the one post and i wasn't gonna think about it any more #then some people wanted to know some more and suddenly i now have a million new ideas #which is fabulous #deity!tikki au #miraculous ladybug #im gonna put that in the main tag. i choose violence today

[anaer]

@kiseiakhun

Hot Take: Kyle is actually Super Aggressively Straight, he just puts out belligerent bisexual energy which Wally responds to which is what makes Wally mad because he can't fuck cuz Kyle is Super Aggressively Straight

#hetKyletruther

#wally west #kyle rayner #ust forever #every day i wake up and choose violence

[the-axe-and-flail]

Hashira- What they kiss like pt 1

Gyomei Himejima

(WARNING- NSFW topics, MDNI/18+ only)

Surely I'm not the only person who's spent far too much time thinking what it's like kissing every single Hashira, right? (minus Mui, he gets forehead kisses bc baby) Well then, let's go on an adventure, shall we?

Shinobu•Sanemi•Obanai•Tengen•Kyojuro•Giyuu•Mitsuri

Gyomei kisses you like you are the most delicate bone China he's ever held. He is reverent, worshiping at your lips as his fingers trace the sides of your face, your body humming with hymns he'd never dreamed of hearing. There is a deep and adoring connection when your lips meet, his busy hands begging to find rest as they intertwine into your hair. It almost hurts; the tug your heart gives when he lets a soft groan reverberate through your entire being as you pull away for air. His kisses are not greedy, nor are they lazy, but rather, they are admiring and awed. His lips quiver with emotion as they linger against yours, tarrying as if the answers to nirvana lay within them. He takes his time memorizing every curve of your lips, the touch of your tongue, and each and every gasp and sigh you give as he explores you. You are his most precious, his most important, and he makes sure you can feel that in the very depths of your heart each time he holds your face and leans in.

Gyomei's hands never leave you while you kiss, needing as many points of contact with you as he can get, but rest assured they are not idol. He loves to pull your entire body into him while he kisses you. Every inch of you touching him, as he is wrapped around you like a protective shield from all the terrible things in this world. His lips would part from yours only to find purchase on your neck, your collar bone, your jaw, but it would only last a moment before he longed to taste you again and find his way back to your kiss swollen lips.

Gyomei especially loves kissing you during sex. He craves to be as close to you, as unified with you as possible. If souls were not meant to touch, then why does his long for yours so fervently? Were he a seeing man, he'd relish in the love and desire he would read on your face while he was buried deep inside your welcomimg walls, but the connection of your lips make up for it 10 fold. He speaks words of exaltation against your jaw; his own sounds of pleasure signal the benediction to your lovemaking. At his climax, his hands so tenderly cup your face, a soft prayer, a declaration of love on the tip of his tongue as his mouth finds yours once again. This kiss is more needy, more passionate, filled with the longing to tell your spirit how profoundly he treasures you. He hopes with all his might that you understand a fraction of the depths of his love for you.

Gyomei kisses you only in private. He's not one for that kind of PDA, especially not something so wholly personal. A slayer has so few things that are truly private, he'd want to keep that part of your relationship just for you two. If you tease him a bit, letting your fingers linger on his forearms or circle his own fingertips, you can feel the shiver travel down his spine as he whispers about how very terrible you are to tempt him like that in public (not that he's serious mind you, but the ache in him doesn't stop until he can finally get you alone). He isn't the type to punish you for stirring him in inappropriate places, but the moment he gets you alone he will ask to feel you against him again.

#demon slayer #kny #kay's thoughts #gyomei himejima #kny gyomei #kimitsu no yaiba #gyomei x you #gyomei x reader #gyomei smut #look i just love this man okay you can pry him from my cold dead fingers 😭 #not enough people adore him so now ive decided to make that everyone's problem #imma wake up and choose violence like this every damn day until his fans outnumber the stars #big resonance

[kyannnite]

wear black, to the intervention.

#song is wear black by the mountain goats! #every day i wake up and choose violence against myself #my earlier wips were even worse than this but i’ll drop those in a sec #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #cql #wei wuxian #wwx #yiling laozu #my art tag

[kujakumai]

Atticus: [opening his mouth to say anything, literally anything]

Alexis: God I wish you were still in a coma. Remember when you were in a coma? So you couldn't say things and I didn't have to hear them? Or when you were mind-controlled by evil shadow riders? It would have been so great if you could have stayed like that forever. Do you think there's still time to send you back?

#THEY'VE MADE THIS JOKE AT LEAST 2 OR 3 TIMES #SHE IS SO TIRED. AND SHE'S RIGHT. I LOVE THEM #every day they both wake up and choose violence. 10/10 sibling writing #cults space and dino dna

[witchofthesouls]

Poetic justice is a poignant way to go but pushing tyrest down the stairs and watching him go "fubbeda fubbeda fubbeda" as he rolls is certainly funnier

I don't know what's funnier.

A shit-faced Tyrest yeeted down the stairs by a tipsy Revelation and a well-placed toy of Remedy's or-

A shit-faced Tyrest getting a first-class ticket to meet Primus from Pharma's homicidal cat.

(Side note: Pharma has a photovoltaicat. More like the cat stuck itself to Pharma. One of the very few survivors of Delphi and most likely one of the mechanimals brought in by an overseer to catch pests in the mines. Whelp, it kept Pharma alive and semi-fed before Tyrest found him.

Pharma still gets little hunting snacks on his pillow.

Depending on the doctor's mood, its name is Mercy/Menace.)

#ask #transformers #transformers idw #idw #mtmte #tyrest #reader insert #pharma #cybertronian fauna #i will not speak of your sins #humanformers #humans into cybertronians #sparklings #bitlets #alcohol #maccadam #my thoughts #my writing #Mercy wakes up and chooses violence. Every. Single. Day.

[highqueenofelfhame]

what does ur bf look like? if that’s okay to ask? you don’t talk or post about him much and i can’t be the only one curious hehe

the only reason i don’t talk about him a whole bunch is just bc this is mostly a random blog and like nobody actually cares 😂 i know i’ve posted pictures before but he doesn’t like them so i only force them outta him a few times a year lol. here’s a couple tho

he got new glasses today (no pictures yet) but they’re so cute and he’s so handsome and i love him w my whole heart even tho he’s a lil bitch

#boyfriend tag #don’t get me wrong he’s perfect for me #but bro wakes up every day choosing violence i stg #not actual violence #just like. violently annoying but it makes me laugh so it’s fine

[the-unconquered-queen]

NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE

I restarted ID and I’m on chapter 10 rn, so tell me why I get to the part of the dead Venadis and just now notice that NOAH FREAKING MARSHALL is one of them???

Even in death my boy can’t catch a break 😔

#yeah yeah this has probably been said already but I've got the tags blocked cause we don't do that vip shit here #anyway I wasn't paying close enough attention to the background the first time but you KNOW I caught that half barefoot sprite this time #also you can see his whole body when they shift the angle :( #they did edit it a bit though because his head is positioned differently and he's not wearing a beanie #Choices really wakes up and chooses violence against Noah Marshall every single day #playchoices #immortal desires #choices id

[carpeossa]

I’m a relatively chill person unless it’s in regards to my packages.

Then it’s a dystopian police state wherein every move, every action, and every thought, in regards to the package, is heavily monitored and under constant surveillance.

I am worse than Big Brother - I am Big Consumer.

#I lied #I have no chill #I wake up and choose violence every day #I would fight the sun #not the DCA though #he could commit atrocities against humanity and I’d forgive him #packaging #delivery #buying #consumerism #consumer culture

[mblay-and-company]

Layton Extended Family™ looking at a broken coffee maker

"Potty Prof" Alfendi: "So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know..."

. . . .

Flora: "I did it, I broke-"

Al: "No, no you didn't. Clive?"

Clive: "Don't look at me! Look at Luke..!"

Luke: "What? I didn't break it!"

Clive: "Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"

Luke: "Because it's sitting right in front of us? And it's broken??"

Clive: ". . . . . Suspicious."

Luke: "No, it's not-!"

Desmond: "If it matters, probably not, but... Kat was the last one to use it-"

Kat: "Liar! I don't even drink that crap!"

Desmond: "Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee pot, earlier?"

Kat: "I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Uncle!"

Flora: "Okay, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Al!"

Al: "No! Who broke it?!"

. . . . . .

Luke: "Al. . . Emmy's been awfully quiet-"

Emmy: "REALLY?!"

Luke: "YEAH, REALLY-!"

(Chaos erupts)

Alfendi, standing off to the side, watching:

Layton, walking in and seeing the chaos in action: ". . . . You broke the coffee maker?"

Alfendi: "It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick... Good, it was getting a little chummy around here."

#Professor Layton #Parks and Rec #Every day Potty wakes up and chooses Violence™ and I love him for it

[samanuntrakuls]

freen sarocha please stop wearing suits i am begging you i have children they need their mother

#every day i wake up fighting for my life #and every day she chooses violence #freen sarocha

[daemondaes]

"—So that's what I've been trying to tell you, @nancewheelr. Yeah, sure, you're good at the academics, you learn all kinds of stuff in school, 'cause, like, you're good at studying...but there's so much more that the institutions are hiding to keep us down, y'know? Like, uh, between you and me...science fact: horses can't kick forward."

#nancewheelr #x. candy from a stranger. #i'm going to cry #every day i wake up and cherry chooses violence #anything for k tho 🙄💖

[captains---blog]

Star Trek Enterprise S2E26 “The Expanse”

#Star Trek #Star Trek Enterprise #Jonathan Archer #Trip Tucker #Charles Tucker III #Captain Archer #Commander Tucker #I just really loved this scene and Trip is so pretty #I feel like when trip asks Archer to promise that he'll make the xinidi pay for what they did is a tipping point for archer #because from here on out he wakes up and chooses violence every day and i love that

[maize-is-lost]

If I were the PLA protagonist and Kamado told me to fight him I simply would not get thrown. I would rather throw my shoe at him than fight him head-on. The man has like four wooden chairs in his room I would grab one and throw it at him without hesitation-

#this is not Kamado negative I just think there's better ways of fighting a man twice your size #pokemon legends arcues #pla kamado #currently writing Reis first encounter with him and I've put way more thought into this one paragraph than I shouldve #but god it's such a good paragraph. Rei wakes up every day and chooses violence and I love that about them

[rhaenyratargeryn]

“STOP SCROLLING— omg can’t you stop looking at cat pics for—“

*scrolls past post faster*

#Cas speaks #do not try to emotionally manipulate ME tumblr fuck wits #every day I wake up and I choose violence

[ahauntedcowboy]

i can’t believe i was falling asleep last night being happy about not having a single seizure all day yesterday (which is a record for me) only to wake up in the middle of the night experiencing the worst seizure in my entire life... my body said fuck you personally.

#eri's health struggles #im fine now #my head hurts a bit but im okay #i just...why does my body choose violence every day #i was so pleased too like omg no seizures today so proud of myself #and then kept waking up in the night #and the lightning was REALLY bad #and i think it might've triggered a nasty one #because oofa doofa