#even tho I never cleaned it up properly lol

[onlyoneofsideblogtrashheep]

#I feel like I never do him justice #but I said I would post this so I am #even tho I never cleaned it up properly lol #kb <3 #kyubin #onlyoneof #onlyoneof edits #my edits #shin kyubin #ocean vibes baby

[warriorwhiskers]

working on getting my side blogs updated and organized since my brain has decided that tumblr is a Good social media again 💀 ill make an official pinned post for this blog soon but for now i wanted to share my icon with y'all <3

dis guy is my warriors-sona: sleepyspark!!

made with this picrew: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/254030

(info beneath the cut)

his name is sleepyspark, and he's a cis tomcat (he/him but they/them is also fine)!!

he's only a few moons older than the typical apprentice (young adult of an unspecified age).

he is aroace and has lots of friends and a few platonic partnerships of sorts here and there.

he's shorter than the average tomcat and lithe because he doesn't eat much (his clanmates usually have to remind him or sit down with him to ensure he gets food. he drinks plenty of water tho! and he totally chews on grass lol)

his ears can be flopped or pointy, usually one of each.

he has a naturally short tail, not quite a nub but still much shorter than regular, more like a bob.

he has a scar on his nose/muzzle from a dog attack when he was a kitten that healed nicely but left a prominent scar. he was very self-conscious about it as a kitten, but he likes how it looks now!

he has a small scar on the left corner of his bottom lip which he accidentally gave himself while itching a scratch bc he is silly.

his back is crooked, making his shoulders lopsided (left shoulder is higher than his right) which causes him to walk sort of funny. his left shoulder has chronic pain that flares up particularly badly in the cold.

he is partially deaf in his left ear due to nerve damage as a kitten. standing near his left side or calling to him from the left is not recommended since he either won't hear you or will misunderstand what he manages to hear.

he was born and raised in riverclan and loves it there, but he often goes and hangs around twoleg places for attention. most of the clan knows about it, but he's a pretty well-liked cat and the scoldings don't seen to do much so they leave him be. he sometimes brings home toys and twoleg things (and food if he can) which helps keep the clan more neutral about it so long as he still pulls his weight around the camp which he does. they do nag him to make sure the other clans don't see him there out of reputation preservation, but he's pretty much the clans' silly guy so no one cares that much. (the two legs probably named him "silly" too lmao)

he's friendly with any cats he meets whether they be clan cats, kittypets, loners, or even rogues. in fact, he's not even limited to cats; he is also friendly with twolegs, dogs, cows, horses, and would definitely try to befriend even a fox or badger. there are obviously communication barriers, so it's not like... the same as the friendships he has with other cats. he's just Like That.

he goes along on patrols to help where he can and keep spirits and moods high, and he is known to notice details that other cats might not always catch which makes up for his lack of hunting and fighting abilities while out and about. aside from mediating and serving as a sort of clan therapist, he also plays with and watches the kits, allows apprentices to practice battle moves or healing on him, and generally performs apprentice duties like helping clean up around the camp (nests, walls, dens, herbs, etc) and working with the elders. the elders are particularly fond of him since he is very mellow, patient, attentive, and chatty.

he's always been a laid-back, chatty kittycat who sucks at hunting, fighting, memorizing herbs, swimming (he's technically a "dry-paw" bc although he doesnt mind getting wet and likes water, he can't swim and is scared to learn properly, so he never goes out past the shallows), fulfilling tasks/orders (has TERRIBLE adhd and is also a hypersomniac), and just most things in general so it was only natural he became a mediator (and THAT he is pretty dang good at!!) he was initially training to be a medicine cat, but it just wasn't his calling. he and his clan are very pleased with his position now. he has also been referred to as a "camp cat", "nursery king/tom", "camp keeper", and "permapprentice". (think of him almost as an "omega" type role.)

ill add more info if i think of it, and ill link his toyhou.se profile once i get around to making it. but yeah! here i am! :3

#warrior cats #warriors #warriorcats #wc #erin hunter #fan oc #fan character #picrew #oc #original character #self insert #riverclan #intro #crookedclangenooc #warriorwhiskers #sleepyspark #wc oc

[dirtyoldmanhole]

@/damoselcastel was kind enough to show me a bunch of the FE:Fates visual works artbook pages the other day!

and because i am continuing to be .... brain rotted (lol) ... grabbed a copy since there was more than a few relevant pages/official artworks, and wanted to have a high res/color corrected version of these pages for art refs to slap on my reference boards! if i'm looking at them every day now for the past three months they better be accurate!!!

anyway! it came TODAY!!! :D :D pakidge

IT WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO COME UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH AAAAA

god dang this thing is THICK, now this is what i call a proper artbook! a little hard to see here but you can see by both the front and the spine that it's a chonker -- the two tellius artbooks combined are thicker but they're also a bit smaller elsewhere.

rest is under the cut b/c it's me promptly going feral :P

(and seeing who's on the spine ahhh!!! honestly that's really cool and super appropriate given his subtle plot/character relevance?! super fucking cool to keep seeing nintendo nod at him in symbolically relevant places, but not too overtly )

SPEAKING OF I SHIT YOU NOT GUESS WHICH SPREAD THIS THING FELL TO FIRST

I SHIT

YOU

NOT--

stone cold, swear to you, straight up didn't intend that but this was literally me irl then:

:')))))))))

(also HE GETS A WHOLE SPREAD???? and a turnaround?!!!!!! even freaking corrin's nohr noble design gets like an EIGHTH of the page

gunter gets treated SO WELL in this artbook i'm on the floor trying not to sob like i'm sixteen again and begging for any zihark scraps

also this is so much more high res than what's on my reference board the nitpicky artist in me is literally crying for joy about FINALLY HAVING A HIGH RES REFERENCEEEEEEEEEEE

also what the fuck the architecture is so cool???????????

THE WORLDBUILDING I AM WILDING

for real tho i remember my first conquest playthrough my jaw was on the FLOOR being genuinely amazed at how cool the worldbuilding was especially on the nohrian side with the gothic vibe and y'all don't know how useful this is going to be to replicate nohrian motifs in all of my drawings/probable comics/doujinshi/etc.

[foams at mouth]

this artbook also covers EVERYTHING

like there's a healthy amount of character work , but there's also enemy designs (always thought fate's enemy designs were unusually kickass, like some of these folks could be outright characters themselves), the architecture stuff above....

my room lines....

OH MY GOD THIS MEANS I HAVE A THIRD SET OF TRANSLATIONS I CAN CROSS REFERENCE TO FUCK YES

sorry for shitty blurriness it's just me vibrating in excitement lmao i'll upload it in the high res chunk

.....

hellooooo sir~~~~

(you knew i was going to be posting that shot >:D )

his possession CGI gets a full fucking page too ajlsjsjkskjhhjshjg

HE GETS TREATED SO GOOD HERE Y'ALL, SO MANY FULL PAGES???????????? is this what it's like to be brain rotted over a major character i will never know the feeling lul

(there's actually at least two other gunter fullbody artworks in here, those have already been scanned/uploaded properly by others so i won't post 'em here unless y'all want em!

and then lastly!

to finish it off, god this cover progress is so cool, kozaki knows what he's doing.

and i'm pretty sure gunter's linework gets changed halfway through, his expression's somewhat different than on the final! and i'll be posting that along with the other high res/cleaned up scans! just need to figure out if my scanner's gonna do a better job than my phone or vice versa.

[tries to stay composed] [fails]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#meta

[soleilnomoon]

Hey I had a request, but I'm not sure if you write for Luffy,,. If not, feel free to ignore this! I had an idea where Luffy has a s/o who has a devil that gives them 9 lives (kinda like a cat lol). When she joins the crew she has already lost 7, and soon after she loses her 8th, everyone learns about it and are deeply upset about the amount of times she has died. Anyways I was hoping that you could write some fluff where Luffy comforts the reader soon after learning about it.

ohhh so you wanna break everyone’s heart? ;_; i got u, tho, don’t worry ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა 

1.2k words, fem reader, sfw (i guess), 18+ mdni, feat. brief violence (gun mention, etc.), talks of death, a little more morbid than i meant for it to be but nothing wild; there's a bit of fluff if you pretend hard enough, and angst lots of it.

it is said that there’s nothing worse than death — the absolute silence of it, the uncertainty behind the darkness, the surreal reality that awaits you on the other side. life has never meant much to you, and you consume your devil fruit with vigor and a blatant disregard for whatever powers it may or may not bring you. at first you don’t feel much different — you also don’t believe what you’ve read about it. if life is taken, it cannot be returned, you know that;  you’ve seen it time and time again. 

but here you are, still alive, even after receiving fatal wounds; your first death is more annoying than frightful. everything around you slows down, the only sounds are of your heart slowing, the loud beats growing softer with each passing second. there’s yelling above your head, but you can barely make out the words; you’ve lost vision, you feel light, surprisingly. it all feels so peaceful — eerily so, at that. and just right when you think that, yes, this is the end — a shock to your system restarts your heart, slaps your brain awake, makes your lungs function all over again.

you gasp, hands going to your throat as you blink yourself awake. just minutes ago, you were dying — dead, actually. and now you’re… alive? it feels like a shitty dream; your body aches from the stab wound, but you’re still whole. when you take yourself to a doctor in town, they urge you to go to a hospital, but you decline, asking for them to patch you up so you can get back to your life.

by the time you get home, you recall that you noticed a series of dark tally marks on your wrist, stamped like a tattoo; they appeared right after you at the devil fruit, confusing you because there were nine in total, but now that you look at them, there are only eight left. strange. very, very strange.

again, you don’t question it. until you die a second time. gunshot wound — nasty business, makes coming back that much more painful, but when you do you’re cursing whoever tried to take you out, pissed that you’ve lost another life again. your third death is rather pathetic, and slightly comedic. you accidentally trip and hit your head against a large rock, further pissing you off when you notice another tally mark disappear from your wrist.

“damn it,” you say out loud, running your hands down your face as the wound on the back of your head starts to close, painfully, the blood coagulating, caking into your thick, dark hair. a mess, it’s all so messy — takes a while to clean it off properly. you remind yourself to be more careful, to try to be more aware of your surroundings. you develop a fighting style that suits you — start running daily, build your speed and stamina, you get faster, sturdier, and do your best to not die.

except, the life of a pirate is always to have their lives on the line, and you have plenty to spare.

until you don’t, that is.

it takes years, but you eventually lose four more lives; each death taking longer for you to come back to life. it’s not out of a disregard for your own well-being, it’s just that you’ve gotten so used to it that it becomes a crutch of sorts. a terrible habit to have, when you have so few left.

but, the moment you meet him all of that changes. suddenly, you do your best to stay alive for as long as you can, do your best not to throw yourself into danger, do your best not to upset the person who ignited your desire to keep on fighting — and if you fight, it means you’re still alive, right? he takes to you right away, liking your energy, your personality, and your laugh even more so. he thinks you have such a peculiar outlook on life, and you think he’s too eager to seize the day, too eager to get involved in dangerous things. but you can’t deny him; you can’t help but follow up each time, wanting to siphon even a sliver of the positivity he exudes.

you can’t help but think that maybe you’ve gone about this all wrong, that maybe you should’ve been more careful; because now, now you’re struggling with the truth of the matter: you don’t have much time left at the rate you’re going.

the eighth time you die devastates the entire crew; they blame themselves for not getting to you in time, for not properly preparing you for their style of fighting, for not making sure you were okay enough to do this sort of battle. it’s chopper who solemnly announces the time of death, it’s brook who plays a sad song to commemorate your time with them — short, sweet, yet somber. before anyone can say anything else, you feel that familiar rush of air fill you; rolling onto your side, heart thundering inside your chest, punishing you for your slip up. when you finally gain your wits, you see everyone watching you in shock.

luffy’s expression — the disbelief and shock, the sorrow, the anger, the relief — guts you, so you look elsewhere. he’s at your side faster than you can react, checking over your body, hands touching your face.

“how are you alive?” he asks in a rush, voice cracking, desperate for some explanation that will make this make sense, “what is going on?”

your throat constricts, tears welling in your eyes, you manage to pry yourself away from him and glance down at your wrist. unfortunately for you, luffy doesn’t miss a beat. he meant to ask you the meaning behind your tattoo before, but now that he sees that one of the tally marks is gone. a sense of dread pools into the pit of his stomach, and, again, he calmly asks, “y/n…what is going on?”

“it’s a funny story, actually,” you start, the laugh you let out is hollow, devoid of your usual warmth and mirth. the story is shorter than you mean for it to be; you give them the bare details, and when you’re done, you expect someone to say something. but they don’t. everyone watches you, the pity in their eyes unbearable, but you endure it. this is your fault, anyway; you should’ve been honest from the start, but fear of rejection made you hesitate.

in hindsight you realize just how stupid that assumption was, as your crew mates vocalize their resolve to make sure you hold on to the remainder of that life. it is precious, after all.

the sentiment is enough to have you crying profusely, even after luffy pulls you to him, even after he wraps his arms around you, even after he places gentle kisses on your face, mouth moving as he tells you things that make your heart beat harder than necessary. luffy’s resolve, his assurance, his tenderness — it’s all too much; but you take it anyway. you’re greedy enough that you want to make a promise to stay alive, that you don’t want to lose this — his affection, your newfound family, the adventure that awaits you out on the sea. 

and, for the first time in a long time, you feel a little hopeful.

#fic request #one piece imagine #one piece x reader #one piece x y/n #monkey d. luffy #monkey d. luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #luffy x reader

[nerdyenby]

Aqua time :D I’m watching H’s vod

Pregame

The calm before the storm is worse, 100% agree. The event is amazing but the wait before and after the end are such low lows

H and Dave just vibing :))

“False is here too?! Surely something must’ve been scheduled” I love H so much

“It’s been 1,217 days since I’ve won MCC, but who’s counting?” “… You?” I think I’ve seen a grand total of one Dave Krtzyy video but between finding out they’re nonbinary, this joke, and the raw vibes??? I love him

Talking about how the npc cat is thick AND smarter than all of them combined is killing me

Dave saying they hope sands of time “will do from my enemy to my lover” 😭

False is so funny she doesn’t get enough credit

Parkour Tag

Cub cracked????

False did such a good job hunting we need to talk about it

I got so startled by Beky getting H I slammed my elbow into my desk lol

Rocket Spleef

Dave Krtzy having banger opinions left and right, good for them

He really is just saying stuff and all of its iconic, from “the rare true democracy” to “channel your inner elytra”

People taking the time to type during rocket spleef will never not be funny to me

Everyone hitting Jimmy is so Jimmy of him

False top 5 :))

Dave top 10 after getting 35th??? We love that improvement

Phil is never not an icon

Unfortunate minecraft physics, rip

H and Dave being 19th and 20th is so funny because I was like “buddies :D” and H said “I’m beating you, suck it”

H affectionately bullying Dave is my new favorite thing, actually

Sands of Time

“I uh don’t have the best track record at uh…. being good at sands of time” Dave 😭

“Hi HBomb!!” from H and his teammates is so sweet

I love the calm vibes, no frantic strategizing, just clarifying and communicating

“Dave I’m gonna be pestering and annoying the hell out of you” “As you should” I love them

H: “Has anyone seen the blue pathway” also H: *is currently in the blue pathway* my streamer’s oblivious /lh

False 9th and everyone hyping her up :D

Sky Battle

I love skybattle I swear but I was zoned out like the entire time

H killing Sniff :( my boys :((

Dave was so sad when they fell, it’s okay dude <333

Good plays in round 3!!!

Ace Race

Merely vibing

H popped off and didn’t even think anything of it, the raw power

Battle Box

Aw don’t love that slump where everyone stops listening to each other. It happens with most teams, it’s not their fault, people just get too in their own heads

False literally said it was their side like three times :(

That round was clean

The final round coming down to Purpled on 2 health vs Dave on 1 was such a good final fight, holy crap

Grid Runners

Best game time :D

They’re improving every round, I love that for them

I don’t think I properly appreciated how fast cyan’s crafting grove was before just now

They slayed waterfall lamps tho

H’s mind, man

I love when people who are historically more withdrawn take charge without hesitation, MCC has done so much for H’s confidence <3

Omg they got first????

“God, our minds are so huge compared to these dorks” “MASSIVE!!”

Own that confidence kings!! Love that for them <33

H is such a cool guy, he’s genuinely enthusiastic about how they’re 2nd without a top 10 individual. He just thinks it’s neat. He’s a top player who doesn’t care about stats but experience, and that’s what makes him the epitome of MCC :)

H saying “if another team goes nutty and gets a massive amount of fruitberries points or whatever then they deserve it, they can take our spot” WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? We stan one (1) cishet white guy here and it’s HBomb94

TGTTOSAWAF

Dave’s speech <333 I love them

I felt H’s stress there, that was so intense but he popped off

Dave doing an AMAZING speed bridge and then complimenting H’s strat, they’re so supportive I love them sm

“Sorry Dave, I’m gonna lower your points for things like that, cause you could’ve gotten first in that” “No, I do not care about that, I care about that sweet, succulent coin… that was a weird way to describe it”

The new finalist announcement is so suspenseful only to ruin it with a bubble sound effect lol

They’re so excited to get Dave their first win since MCC1 :))

They find it so cool that they got here without any top 10 individuals “purely balanced”

Dodgebolt

“Last time I was in dodgebolt I was a wee lad […] I was freshly 21, now I’m like 48 or something”

INSTANT he/they on he/they violence by Dave Krtzy lol

Aqua’s accuracy is wild, goodness!!!!

Their coms are so clean

H snatching that arrow!! I don’t even remember that from watching cyan

False calming asserting that she knows what she needs, not them, will never not be iconic

False saying that she’s down next arrow only for all her team to talk over eachother about how she’s got this and they believe in her <3

FALSE SUPREMACY!!!!! THAT 1V3!!!!!!!

Dave winning the first events of seasons 1 and 3 my beloved

FALSE DONT NEED PRACTICE

“False, that was insane, you 1v3’d that” “WHAT THE HECK WAS I DOING??” “You we WINNING, that’s what you were doing, you fool”

“1,217 days, bro” “It’s zero, it’s zero now!!” I love them

This team <33333

The most well-rounded team of all time, I love them.

Or as False puts it: “we weren’t cracked, we were just solid”

#mcc #mcyt #mc championship #mcc 29 #mcc29 #hbomb94 #falsesymmetry #false symmetry #cubfan #cubfan135 #krtzyy

[daz4i]

ok ok rather than make a bunch of annoying vent posts i'm just gonna put everything on my mind all in one post to let it out 🔥 you absolutely do not need to read this, this is honestly so ridiculously long. my brain better feel clean for like at least 2 days after this fr

i knew i was gonna crash after this week and i think this is it 🥲 i was so tense for literally a whole week (even more tbh, bc i was preemptively scared of how much i have to do too) and i think the adrenaline drop kicked in after the peak of this one (aka being in a big social event. haven't been to one of those in literal years)

also. my parents have been sick this week and i think i maybe have contracted it too? 😭 if that is indeed the case it literally kicked in in the last like hour of the event, i was perfectly fine beforehand bc i avoided being in the same closed space as them when i could (aka kept my distance or made sure windows were open around me all the time jic). bc suddenly my whole body hurts like it hasn't in a long while. tho that might be the adrenaline crash too who knows 🥲 ig i'll see how i feel when i wake up

i have not been creative in awhile and i can feel my brain drowning in gunk lol. technically i tried writing songs a couple of times lately but they came out so bad i can't finish them. or anything. and i feel like shit abt failing to create literally anything. and i keep seeing people be creative and make so much or sharing their work fearlessly and it's always so much better than mine too that i'm burning with jealousy that i can't turn off (and can't channel into my own creation bc well. it comes out shitty! so the cycle not only continues but in fact gets worse each time). every time someone tells me i'm good it feels like they're lying to make me feel better or bc they love me so they're. biased and see everything i make as good bc it's me, so i can't count that. every time *i* feel like smth i made is good there's some glaring imperfection i don't know how to iron out so i start hating the whole piece. i don't know how to become better when every time i try to practice i end up wanting to claw my own eyes out as punishment for being so talentless and dumb

(the dumb thing too is. oh my god this is gonna sound so silly but. i try to make myself feel better by solving puzzles or trivia or riddles etc bc these are things i'm usually good at. but lately i can't be proud of myself for succeeding at any of them, and i keep beating myself harder for every time i fail or don't do as well as i used to, bc it feels like i'm failing at the only thing i'm supposed to be good at. also i just generally keep doing stupid things lately esp when it comes to my time management or taking care of my body in various ways, i keep forgetting things which is smth i almost never do, i struggle to get through conversations with others bc i trip over my words or make mistakes constantly, generally i'm just being stupid in various ways)

right now i am. so anxious. about so many things. here let me just make it into a list starting with very small to. probably still small but it feels big to me

1. this is so silly but. i am literally too tired to put small earrings back in after changing them to long one for the party. and i'm scared the holes will close up in my sleep. but this is literally so much work 💔 idk if the holes haven't healed properly or if i'm using the wrong metal so i keep getting infections bc it's been A While (two years. apparently. maybe more??) and they haven't healed yet. like i said a silly thing to get stressed over but i am. very tense

2. i don't know. if the people i knew in the party actually didn't recognize me or if they ignored me on purpose. bc i stood next to some of them while my besties were talking to them too and they didn't even say hi (or like introduced themselves the way others that i didn't know have done). one of them was literally my bestie for a good few months a few years ago and even tho i grew a beard i. don't think i changed THAT much??? also i don't think it's hard to make the connection abt who i am given how tight this community is. someone i haven't talked to since like 2015 bc we had beef recognized me even. so how come they didn't. i met one in a con recently and she did recognize me so. h. did i do something wrong. did someone say smth bad about me. i don't know i don't understand social rules enough to figure it out 😭

3. this is another thing abt that tbh 🥲 while it was very fun and a super cool event, it did remind me very painfully of why my social anxiety is so bad 😭 i felt like i made 10 social errors per minute. i didn't know what to say half the time so i just smiled or laughed and i think that made me seem creepy idk. a lot of people were very nice and i think i did mostly fine with them but also maybe not. idk. i am definitely overthinking things but what if i'm right. it's not that out of the question. i am known to fail social interactions there's a reason why i do my best to avoid them

4. and this is kinda bringing me to a thing i have on my mind a lot recently. bc i'm doing the recovery thing. and a lot of people - friends family and professionals who help me there - tell me i am capable of more than i think or admit. and i get WHY they think that bc i *am* doing a lot compared to the literal nothing i've been up to for years. but i am very much pushing outside my limits, which is why i'm constantly feeling like shit lately i think (not that i was doing great before but. yeah). it probably seems mostly effortless bc i just do them without beating much around the bush but that's only when i mentally prepare myself days or even weeks ahead (for reference, i'm talking about things like. being in public. or taking a bus). or the work i do for projects that... honestly idk how i'm doing that either. i am the laziest person ever and i have no ability to concentrate yet i managed to sit down and do work and do it well and learn text by heart and research and write for hours and ??? it does not feel like myself. but it also kinda does bc i need to very forcefully push myself into it and berate myself for hours until i actually get up to do anything so. it's not smth that comes naturally to me. i don't consider myself capable of things. i'm just very good at pretending i'm unbothered (up until i start crying uncontrollably at least lol) so ppl think i am. unfortunately. bc then they expect me to do more. or they pressure me into it then get disappointed when i can't do it (ig that's the core of it for me... i don't want anyone to develop expectations about me, bc i know i won't be able to meet them, at least not long term. so i insist i can't do anything, bc sometimes - often - i really really can't. i don't wanna be judged by my best. feels false to even call it that tbh. but that's bc it's so rare, it's the best for a reason, the absolute peak i can get to, as pathetic as it is. bc the problem is, when this is already beyond my limits, i literally can't go further, but that's what they want me to do 💔)

5. god. this is also a small thing probably but the accidental lie i mentioned. for context i am giving a lecture abt p5's mythology in the next con, that's the thing i was working on lately. anyway when i signed up i gave background information about myself, and to make myself sound more fitting for the job i said that i learned the topic in [university that specializes in said topic] bc i did - just. 2 classes. that's it. i was telling the truth there, technically (most of my knowledge on the topic comes from independent research, but the classes i took did help with that too, as in i knew where to look for info and things to look out for) (also for reference i'm gonna be fr. i did not finish these classes. social anxiety got to me and i was scared to go to anything outside zoom lessons which weren't an option anymore unfortunately)

ANYWAY when they told me i got in they sent me a "revised" bio which was just what i originally sent them, so i said okay. but now the whole thingie was posted and i can see my bio there and. they said i graduated from [uni] and used language that implies i have a degree in it, probably to make me sound more credible, but it's not true!!!! 😭😭😭 the thing i said was definitely embellishment but it WAS true enough that if asked directly about it i could spin it somehow ("oh i haven't finished yet" "yeah i took a couple of classes when i could to enrich my knowledge") but this. makes it so much harder

chances are i won't be asked bc why would anyone ask abt that. but ever since i started writing the script i was so stressed about people calling me out for being wrong abt info, so i even added a disclaimer of "these are old texts that have many versions that vary according to location or were changed with time uwu if you know a different version of this story that's probably why uwu" and "due to the time constraint i'm giving a very simplified and short version of this topic uwu" bc given that i'm talking a lot abt judaism. to a mainly (or most likely, entirely) jewish audience. it's enough that there is someone who is religious or previously ultra orthodox in the audience that if i make a mistake they could point it out. and then i'll start panicking and lose my train of thought and fuck everything up while i'm already so stressed as is and-

so like i've been super stressed abt all that^ until now but that misinfo in my bio is raising the stakes for me 😭 bc now what if someone who went to this uni and majored in this topic calls me out on never seeing me there. or they can tell the info i'm giving isn't smth that's taught there or isn't the way it's taught there. this is such a specific and unlikely fear but i can't not stress about it because TECHNICALLY it's possible, it COULD happen even if that's not too likely

6. all of this is while i'm also struggling with bureaucracy around that art program i'm signing up to, idk if i'll get in yet or not bc i need some files to be approved and idk if they would, and idk what i'll do if they don't. or what if they do! i'm honestly so scared to start it, idk how i'm gonna go from nothing to waking up early and driving an hour 4 times a week to be active and around people for a few hours. tbh i don't think i can, but also if this gets approved then i have to, so the government's money doesn't get flushed down the toilet bc of me.

7. all this shit has a major impact on my physical health 🥲 not getting into details bc that's def tmi territory but. i'm fighting for my life over a certain stress-caused medical thing for weeks now. only other time i had it was when the war originally started so naturally i was extra stressed then, but like, this is to give you a reference for how majorly stressed i am now. my regular pains are flaring up more often too which makes things harder to handle as well (like, stressing abt not doing enough work, bc i'm literally in too much pain to do anything but lie down. or being scared of the plans i have for the week bc what if these pains catch me when i'm outside or with people. how am i supposed to push through them. what if they catch me when i'm in public and i have to sit down in the middle of the street. what if i'm with people and i'm holding them back from doing smth bc of that. etc etc)

8. ofc all this is happening during the war and i keep seeing things i really don't wanna see from ppl in my country and the west 🥲 and it's like, the mix of guilt over this happening at all, and the frustration over feeling like i have nothing to do about it, and fear about how things are gonna escalate in either direction, and seeing friends from other countries posting things i agree with but can't condone full heartedly bc well. this'll hurt me directly, as selfish as it sounds (tbf, when i say hurt me directly, i'm talking about me and my loved ones' lives being endangered), but also seeing said loved ones talking about things i can't agree with morally, yet can't fully refute either because life is. complicated. i have a lot more to say tbh but i'm too tired to acknowledge every single facet of every single related issue which will open me to a lot of hate so. best to leave it here. unfortunately

idk where to put this. sorry for the sudden topic change. it feels bad to be stressed over that but, there is a guy who i know likes me like a lot. i think i'm like exactly his taste and he's always so excited about seeing or talking to me. one of my besties - or maybe more. idk - really wants us to get together bc tbh it'll probably be good for both of us, and y'all know how desperate i am to be loved lol. but i can't bring myself to like him the way he likes me 💔 he's fun but i have a hard time with one on one interactions so i can't really progress things and tbh, idk if i'm currently in a mindset where i even should, given all that^. also i know for a fact i can't handle an actual relationship, and i'm scared i'll disappoint him or drive him away if i'll be my real unfiltered self, and ik i need to be obsessed with someone to get attached this quickly but i can't force it either. and to put it more directly... i'm perfect for him and his taste, but not the other way around 🥲 (tho tbf idk what my taste even is. i identify as aroace for a reason). i don't wanna string him along but i think i already kind of am 😭 i like him but not as much as he likes me, but what i probably like here even more is the feeling of being liked. and that makes me feel like a dick. i also feel guilty for not liking him the same way ig even tho ik it's stupid bc it's not like i can control it. and yet

so yeah this is. a lot of shit. all at once. both silly and not silly at all. my brain is in constant overload. i get violently suicidal every time i have a moment alone with my thoughts or when i see anything that reminds me of that. bc all this stress makes life feel so impossible - it IS impossible - that i can't handle the thought of it, but half of the things that cause me stress are supposed to be for the purpose of distracting me from how stressful everything is. so. what the fuck am i supposed to do about all that. how am i supposed to live like at all

#vent #this was written very out of order #i don't expect anyone to read this but if you do. 1 sorry 2 are you okay 3 i love you #it feels better to post things than to just write them in a doc yknow?? #not sure why. maybe it's the feeling of not being alone with these thoughts ig. or getting some external validation #it did help tho. i feel like i can actually go to sleep now maybe. wow #edit: holy shit i just checked. this took nearly 2 hours to type. wtf. damn guess i really needed that akdkglhlj #btw if you do read this you gotta like this post 🧐 so. i know. bc i like knowing. sorry

[3spurrrr]

Do they shower? Weirdly detailed :)

Yuuji: yes! And suprisingly he IS very particular about his hygiene. Like he does use soap and and a washcloth and makes sure that everything is clean. Lowkey I think he sweats a ton and he is quite socially aware so he wouldn't want to be embarrassed about smelling badly around others and make them feel awkward as well

Megumi: girl he will show you that you actually DONT know how to shower. This man uses some techniques and products you have never even thought of. He also takes frequent baths with cute oils and salts and just soaks cuz it's good for his muscles (he likes the warmth of it cuz he is too shy to ask for a hug)

Nobara: lowkey, I think she showers like twice a week (to each their own) but she never smells bad or has any other problems but I can 100% see her shaming you for not showering like everyday/every other day even though she doesn't do that herself hahahaha average nobara based moment

Also she is a brush teeth, do skincare and solve world hunger, beef with imaginary scenario everything all at once in the shower kinda gal

She does fuck heavily with her skincare and haircare routine tho. Like don't fight her on that shit.

Maki: just. Like. Megumi. Don't ask me why or how. It's purely intuitive and I am right. I can see her carrying a weapon into the shower for sureee, that woman is ALERT

I feel like she takes extra good care of her hair. She probably just uses soap on her face cuz she's just that ❤️❤️ and not that her hair is shit but I feel like she secretly likes to do a hair mask and put some special treatment on that scalp

Inumaki: he does shower. He probably is an average shower person. Doesn't take long. Does clean himself properly tho. Maybe he will forget his ass from time to time. I can see him being a tad bit in the "bruh, that's some gay shit" area of thought and belief hahahaha but if so, it's a short short phase don't worry

Panda: .... he smells like the sun 🌞

Inumaki splashes some water on him from time to time or they'll go to a river/ hot spring place and panda would have the time of his life lol

Todo: I can see him being like megumi and he has way too much self respect to let himself not be clean and tidy at all times. Imagine military man.

Idk why but I can imagine him with such a fruity nice scent. Like todo the type to smell like hello kitty perfume or strawberries and watermelon lmaooo

Gojo: yes. But he likes baths for the same REasOnss as megumi, would never admit it tho. He'd be like: baths take too long bla bla bla, showers are 100 times better and efficient

Gojo.... we know. Stop hiding its okay...

Weirdly also puts a lot of emphasis on skincare even though we all know that man can just regenerate himself down to an atom and not let any bacteria touch him ever lol

I also think one of his love languages would be to put his fave EXPENSIVE face masks on you lol cutie 💓

Geto: ....mmmmmmmmmm yeeessssss he can wash you too ;))))))))))

Idk I recently started liking geto and anything he does is just shmexy now

He obv showers very thoroughly and is super super keen on cleanliness in general

Shoko: soaks in baths all day with her wine and cig. Regenerates herself to make her skin go back to normal and would go to work (idk why I feel like gojo and shoko would arrive together :) maaan I just want gojo to have some friends lmao I can imagine shoko just picking up gojo everyday while gojo gets some pancakes for breakfast lol)

Nanamin: do I even have to elaborate ? Of course bro DUHHHH

He showers or takes a bath every night. It relaxes his muscles and helps him sleep better.

Also would know a lot about the chemicals in common products so you will only find some niche brand products that are ethically sourced and mostly natural organic. He doesn't like anything he can't pronounce as an ingredient.

Utahime: yeesss. Only bathes tho. Idk why but I feel like she'd be super condescending about the debate between baths and showers. She'd be all like MIMIMIMI, BATHS ARE SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOUR SKIN AND DIRT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF YOU MIMIMI

She is quite annoying in my eyes sometimes but I still love herrrrr

Takes good care of her skin, nails and hair and frequently gets massages on her body and face. Uses a gua Sha and rollers and shit to promote blood circulation and keep her looking delicious

Choso: my baby Is just there for the baths and he secretly has a bath duckies collection. He doesn't play with them in the bath but he just collects them around him cuz he always gotta play the big brother father figure SOMEWHERE

I think out of all the people he really WOULD wash his ass hahahaha like choso seems so responsible and reliable I'd trust my life into his hands and my ........ nvm 🙂

Mahito: idk if cursed spirits and stuff can have a smell like humans do, I don't think so, so there is no need for him to Shower tbh unlike choso who still has human traits due to being half human.

I'd think that mahito is either FILTHY AND REEKS or is suupperrrr anal about being clean

Toji: *cue shower panel*

Only showers when there is visible dirt on him lol and since he is a killer he showers every damn day multiple times. Not out of will but out of necessity. Just a bar of soap and his big juicy claw hands. I can't see him using a washcloth sorry

Megumi would have to teach him lol

Norithoshi: yes!!! He is also very particular and I feel like he'd be ocd too about his cleanliness. A mix of nanami and megumi. Sometimes he does too much tho and once damaged his skin barrier but nothing shoko couldn't fix and he couldn't learn from hahaha

Sukunaaaa: I'm extra delusional and hedonistic and indulgent when I think about Kuna. Sooo idc what the fuck you have to say or what the evidence suggest. I don't care that he is a cursed spirit thing too, he is SO SO CLEAN and diligent with his cleanliness

He smells so good too. His hair is nice and soft and his skin is to die for. Literally, truly A GOD, A KINGGGG

Let's you paint his nails often and sometimes you draw dumb shit on them and he scolds you for it but doesn't take your designs off hihihihihi

Mid fight smiles cuz he noticed those nails hihihiihiviviivksdjfjsnakka God help me 😭

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk hcs #jjk headcanons

[medusaveneno]

✨Trending things/topics on tik tok and my opinion on them✨ lol I’m bored at 1 am and I’m scrolling through tik tok

Hair oiling ( Mielle rosemary oil amla oil ) ~ Every hair texture and especially bleached / colored , chemically damage and heat damage can benefit to hair oiling now it depend of your hair type and the porosity on which or what kind of oil you should use. Mielle oil isn’t the only oil good for your hair and for ppl complaining about it , it’s simply not meant for you. Amla oil is great too but if you don’t like the smell don’t make it trendy and keep your comments to yourself.

Zote soap /dial soap- it’s soap 😐 not that serious to sell out soap

Henna on hair ~ great to use 👌 and very beneficial✅ of used right if you 1000% sure you are never going dye or bleach your hair ( well until it grow out and you cut it off)

Any food sold from a tik tok ( pink sauce sold in Walmart ) ~ STOP BUYING FOOD FROM TIK TOK and the pink sauce still has its inconsistent coloring 🤢 

Tj max , Burlington, Marshall, Ross , etc ~ Y’all are annoying stop shopping there if you can afford or you often buy from regular stores

Chrisean rock is preggors ~ 😳😭 buenoo , good luck

Yt ppl renaming ethnic foods~ 💀😂😭 Google is free bro

Oil pulling- I’ll try it one day 🤷‍♀️ idk tho do feel like holistic remedies can be beneficial

Jenna Ortega - great actress 🥰

Shea butter- love it 💕y’all should mango butter I personally mix it with lotion right out the shower

Shakira new song - love it 😘🤌

Miley’s new song ~ love it too 😘🤌

Bashing scar girl (iykyk)~ WHO GIVES A FUCK??? Like we know let her be

Grwm~ yo I use love grwm when I was younger still do but it use be so chill and relatable. recently out of nowhere some 13 young girl popped in my fyp doing a grwm and omg this younger generation either A) grew up rich or middle class B) being young and relatable has changed and now it’s being 13 about to afford expensive skincare and products / tools.

Soccer players ~ we all know they are attractive we get it

BFFR ~ BE FUCKING FOR REAL

Period (miss use of aave)~ it’s so cringe when ppl do this lmaoo funny how aave is trendy but looked in a negative connotation of a black person uses it.

Bad bunny throwing phones ~ Omg 😳 in my opinion he doesn’t like being treated at a celebrity and or wants to be respect don’t just go up ppl with your phone in their face ask first

Yt ppl learning how to bath properly~ BFFR

Nurses having mental breakdown ( I think that’s just my fyp tho) ~ the health care system in America suck ass and not only is it hard for patients but the workers

 gentrification in nyc ~ bro it’s called the city that don’t sleep for a reason you can’t just complain about every noise you hear move out it’s not as romanticize as you think it is

Gentrification in PR 🇵🇷 : GET OUT GRINGOS 🤬

Yt ppl taking random ethnic goods : it’s giving Christopher Columbus pt 2 

Realistic food candle wax : please stop I’m begging 🧎‍♀️

Benito with that Arizona girl ~ lmaooo good for her Irdc

Anything pregnant and newborn - I’m so scared … terrified even

Fear of aging ~ idk as 23 I’m stuck in between.

Ice spice ~ 🔥🔥 love her

Brad mondo/ butterfly cut ~ give okay tips there’s so many hairstylist better then him btw the butterfly cut is a lot similar to the unicorn cut that manes by Mel made

Cleaning tik tok ~ so satisfying

Cooking tiktok ~🥰😘🤌



#tik tok trends ✨ #text post

[luvbrie]

TXT REACTION . . . to you getting braces ?!

PAIRING txt ot5 ( separate ) x gn!reader 

WARNINGS nothing, txt might be a little ooc pretty much just comfort/crack

WORD COUNT 1.2k words — bulletpoint scenario 

c. yeonjun !!

when you first show him...i think he would laugh NOOO

he immediately reassured you that he's not laughing in a derogatory way

he thinks you just look adorable??? like wow you actually make braces look CUTE

apologizes a lot after the incident 

but yeonjun is yeonjun n he'll start complaining about it because it's harder to kiss you now :,)) 

you think after a while he just learns to live with it... 

No.

he is GENUINELY upset about not being able to kiss you properly 

a whole year and a half (maybe even LONGER too?!) without a kiss? yeonjun's not having it

he'll remind you to floss after every meal so you can get that tooth prison out of your mouth asap!!!

will prop get whiny if u tell him that you forgot or sum LOL 

"my love. do you understand the torture that stupid metal teeth straighter puts me through?? i need that thing off before i go insane and YOU NEED TO PLAY YOUR PART IN IT!!!!" 

overall he is just a simple man who wants to kiss his lover :,) whipped af i swear 

c. soobin !!

doesn't really think much of it tbh 

he visited you after the appointment and he didn't even notice honestly LOL 

kind of good for you? because you were slightly embarrassed ehe 

but when he offered you some chips you declined and he was like ????? but it's ur fav 

and then he remembers 

you nod and give him a big smile to show him your braces

and like HE MELTSSS WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CUTE 

he has this really loving look in his eyes and :,) he just loves you wow

he often forgets about your braces but reminds you to floss and pops into the bathroom whenever you do 

u ask him like ? hey binnie what's up do u need something

he'll give you a back hug and pinches your cheek when you're done with your regular cleaning 

"no, i just think you look cute with your braces. :)" 

just a very supportive boyfriend who loves u very very much !!!!! 

c. beomgyu !!

ASSHOLE

all he does is tease u istg this man

ofc he knows like not to be too mean but omg does he EVER SHUT UP? 

obviously the answer is no.

though contrary to his present behavior, when you first showed him he lowkey did not care HELP 

he's like "oh cool. how long do you keep them on" 

he didn't really comment on it but gradually he got more used to seeing them so he started teasing you about it more 

ofc he knows never to go too far with his teasing, but if you ever tell him you feel even the slightest bit uncomfortable with something he said

he will kiss all over your face n start telling you how perfect you are too him and his little butterfly pecks will NOT stop until you're a giggly, smiling mess 

he'll randomly grab your face (gently, of course) and push your upper lip n start pinching ur cheeks cuz he thinks ur flustered reaction is TOP TIER 

he will absolutely make a ton of "brace yourself" jokes.

despite his relentless teasing, he does not let ANYONE else tease you for ur braces . not even yourself 

you could make a quick comment like "lol my braces look stupid" and he's like

"what the hell. no. what? what are you talking about. you literally look fine. you're gonna be taking them off anyways?? don't talk about yourself like that" 

n you just gotta take it cause it's beomgyu why complain 

k. taehyun !!

pleaseee when u first tell him ab the braces this man is like "ah. nice" 

then you SHOW him and he starts ....bitching about the color you chose HELP 

it's like a consistent thing tho LIKE even after a month or two he'll keep mentioning it 

u have to physically shut him up by giving him a "gentle" slap to the neck but even then... 😞

he'll prob mention it every now n then after that period but it won't be as bad

there was a time where you guys were having a movie night with just the two of you 

n you were so invested in the movie but taehyun himself just could not get into it. maybe it was the genre (he was never one for sad romances)

but that led to him watching the much, much more interesting beauty in the household, which was you 

the way your eyes were so focused and you leaned in when there was a particularly suspenseful part; the way your hair fell ever so gracefully in front of your eyes only for you to just as gracefully push it back...

it was like he fell in love all over again

it was such a sudden surge of emotion. the fact he could call you his? he considers himself blessed 

it wasn't until he blinked did he find that you were staring  right back at him, tilting your head at his silent admiration 

it took him maybe a second too long to realize what was going on but he didn't look away. he simply said,

"you should've done a different braces color."

h. kai !!

an honest one here tbh 

you'll show him your braces and he'll be like "oh! they look nice on you... *adverting eyes SWEATING nervously looking EVERYWHERE BUT YOU* 

LIKE LISTEN.... 

it's not because YOU look ugly ... it's the braces...

he will ABSOLUTELY make that clear though 😭😭 he loves u ok ur adorable pls don't think much of it 

if u ask him for encouragement, he'll be the one that's all "it's okay... they'll be off soon.. they aren't permanent love..." 

if he's feeling particularly playful expect "i feel your pain. i have to look at you like this all the time you know" LMAOO

it's clear that this boy is no fan of your braces 

both of you guys are young so i think he'll let you eat whatever you want tbh, he doesn't feel like he needs to monitor you eating. he thinks it's a tad bit weird actually

unless it's something too squishy/sticky, because he knows that those are rlly hard to clean from your braces 

that being said, i feel like he would have this cupboard in the kitchen of a bunch of your favorite snacks that he's banned you from eating for the time being

he told you that he'll let you eat ALL of those snacks the day your braces come off. but only if you keep away from those same snacks while you have your braces on

everytime you slack off n eat something you're not supposed to, he takes a snack from the cupboard and eats it right in front of you LOL 

it actually does help haha

you bet that once your braces come off, you two will have a late-night picnic in the park, eating all those snacks and eventually leads to you two invading the playground at like 2 a.m 

it's just a vibe. kai is your vibe, as you are his! u two just complete each other. he's just happy to have you. <3

#txt #tomorrow x together #txt x reader #txt imagine #txt imagines #kang taehyun #choi yeonjun #choi beomgyu #choi soobin #taehyun x reader #yeonjun x reader #beomgyu x reader #soobin x reader #bree's txt fics #stop I THINK MY BIAS IS SO OBVIOUS NOW #ahaahhhh #$5 if u guess right LOLL

[blackberry-gingham]

Rating my Marvel blorbos on combat prowess, least to best, bc I'm bored and I can

Time to post my unsolicited opinions 😌👍🏻

Nightcrawler - 4/10

This pains me greatly, but it's true. Kurt is literally just a normal guy, except he can also teleport and like do backflips. His power is too situational to be considered useful and he has nothing else to fall back on. Literally, unironically, I have more muscle mass than this man, can lift™ more then him, plus I feel like he's a little more inclined to use his "run away" power then to stick around and actually do much to hurt anyone anyway.

If this is Kurt with his sword, I'd bump him up another point. If this was Kurt who was like, harboring a secretly ruthless and feral nature in the defense of his beloved or something, he could be a 7.

Toad - 6/10

Toad doesn't get nearly enough credit or use, especially considering how extremely overpowered his mutation is in a 1v1 setting lol, which unfortunately also means his powers too are kind of situational in order to be properly utilized. I rank him the same as the punisher only bc what toad lacks in firearms, he makes up for in physical strength/durability, but they both have about the same tacticality, just different skills. It's just toad's come naturally, while the punisher has equipment.

Not much else to say here, except that if his neurotoxin worked only by coming in contact with people, instead of requiring them to ingest/be infected by it to like go into shock and die and all, he would easily shoot up to like a 9 thanks to having a literal death touch. If only.

The Punisher - 6/10

This guy is basically like any and every player character from the call of duty franchise. Unstoppable. God tier aim. Never ending bullets/guns/tactical equipment/ect. He's like Batman in that his true super power is prep time, in which case if he has enough, he can do pretty much anything and I trust him to hold off some crazy shit if it came down to it.

He's higher than Kurt and Toad bc he has such vastly superior offensive skills, but lower than the rest bc everyone else here is just too versatile. Don't get me wrong tho, if this was a 1v1 type ranking, I firmly stand by that ol frank could easily take out like half these guys with just a clean and sneaky snipe or something

Doc Ock - 7/10

Even tho the doc is technically also "just a guy" like nightcrawler and punisher, the fact that his tentacles are numerous, basically indestructible, and also insanely strong, in addition to his intelligence, are what makes him a threat. He can come up with clever plans on the fly, and has the cyborg powers to execute them effectively.

Bc he can wipe out many people at once and would also be extremely difficult to surround/overwhelm, he's higher up. And anyway, not that you'd really even want to do that previous stuff, considering he can slice just about anyone/anything to ribbons or else crush/bludgeon them to a pulp

Sabretooth - 8

The only reason he's lower then wolverine is bc, in a battle of true attrition, I don't think he'd be able to last as long in a fight. Like... A super long, like DAYS long fight, but still. Considering both of their healing factors are metabolic based, since Sabre is both bigger and also tends to waste energy more recklessly then Logan (leaping, running on all fours, blah blah blah), his healing factor would probably go pfth faster with no energy stores to draw from anymore.

So basically: the more injured he gets (which wouldn't be hard bc he's usually pretty reckless), the more tired he'll be from healing, and also the more tired he gets, the less effectively he'll be able to heal.

Wolverine - 8.5/10

Let's be honest, Logan and Vic are almost literally the same character on paper. Everything I said about Sabre applies here too, except that, again, I feel like wolverine is a little more conservative with his energy output and not letting himself get injured as bad under the pretense of "I can just heal from anything"

He's slightly higher, but only bc he could stay in a battle of attrition just a little longer.

Human Torch - 9/10

I don't really talk about him much, but I do rather like ol torchy. He's higher up then Sabre and wolverine solely bc his powers are not metabolic based. Yeah, really. ie, he can burn and burn and burn, basically until he just gets naturally tired, rather then as a result of using his powers.

Then there's the whole flying and shooting fire left and right stuff, and you get the idea. I mean, he's basically a walking sun, and anyone who could get even close to him and live, would probably just end up burning out their healing factor before doing any actual damage. So.

Magneto - 10/10

Oh boy. Ok, so basically, he's kind of like if you took the punisher's tactical genius and then he was also a force wielding Jedi with the power of a god and then also had the ability to fly, just as like a little fun bonus. Yeah.

I feel like I don't have to explain this tbh but in brief: considering everything all around can instantly be turned into a weapon of reduculous destruction, certainly also including anything on an opponent's person, he is literally unbeatable and unstoppable by like 98% of all means possible. Good luck.

Ghost Rider - 10/10

Another one who's just insanely powerful and unstoppable, except that unlike Magneto, he is also pretty much unkillable and incapable of being fatigued. Which at that last point, there's just nothing you can do lol. Admittedly, his powers aren't really for fighting mass amounts of people at once, but between his chain hook and his smaller scale sampling of torch's fire blasting powers, I think he certainly could if he needed to

Once again, not much else to say, except that unlike Kurt and even Kurt's dad, ghosty is a literal, actual demon with all the destructive powers and threat levels you'd expect from a being who isn't even "just" a demon, but an actual force of nature on top of it.

#mmmmm idk if i should tag them all #but ill tag the ones i actually talk about on this blog ig #just in case I want to go back and read and stuff #nightcrawler #sabretooth #wolverine #doc ock #xmen toad #esoteric posting

[neonpigeons]

I hate to complain because I feel like the asshole (especially since I'm the only one in the house that doesn't have a job) but it's starting to get annoying that I'm the only one that takes out the garbage, runs/empties the dishwasher, and does laundry (99% of the time). like I understand it's not that hard to do, pretty simple overall, but man. lately I'm also the only one that goes to the store and puts everything away (not a huge task either since only 3 ppl + a dog live here)

TBH the little things start to annoy me more, like my roommate doesn't put a new paper towel roll on the little holder when she finishes it, even tho the new rolls are on a shelf nearby, and I end up clearing the shower drain since it annoys me when it doesn't drain properly. even tho I have VERY short hair and my roommate has thick curly hair. I've waited a couple weeks once to see if she'd do smth about it but she didn't. I also clean the toilet...

I'm not going to pretend I'm the cleanest person. my room is pretty cluttered at the moment (tho not as bad as my roommate's lol). but I've never liked the big chores piling up (my mom's influence for sure). i don't really mind that my dad doesn't do a lot because he's disabled and he's the one paying the mortgage and most other things and he's not that messy.

I'm just tired. my mom leaving this year has shifted all these responsibilities onto me, since I was the only one that ever helped her with these things. I even cooked for a little while but literally nobody ate the leftovers and I got tired of throwing food away so everyone gets to fend for themselves now.

that also reminded me that my roommate never remembers the food she has and leaves food in the fridge for weeks. one time I asked her about it and she was like "oh well that's a few weeks old, I thought you'd throw it away :/" ma'am. I'm not your fucking mother. still took her another week to finally throw it away and put the storage container into the dishwasher.

I'm just tired. raising a puppy and trying to keep things from getting super disgusting around here is draining me quite a lot. and my dad gets cranky about the stupidest shit sometimes so I just don't want to leave my room a lot. it's a big reason I'm awake til like 6 am it's the only time I really have peace

#sorry just a big vent about. annoying personal shit. im tired #needed to get it off my chest #since i internalize everything and let it fester inside me until the inevitable day i drop dead from stress #ari speaks

[elevatormusic]

my first reactions with zero context: only friends ep 9

immediately i thought mew was nick

is that ringing on the show or my ears??

oh show thank god

i imagine you don’t remember shit my guy

okay i understand mew being in his boxers but top? why were you cleaning in your boxers lmao

i never liked them together in the first place so this isn’t anymore fun to watch

no you’re not lol

must’ve stood up too fast. sir i think a grandpa could get up faster then you did😭

maybe get out of the pool tho

school again that’s right they go to school

does nobody else use this room except for sand? the only musician here

why’d he swing the door open like that

man i love angry sand so much

i know ray isn’t acting like this? fucking apologize properly for fucks sake

oh we know

man fuck your feelings

sarcastic king

you don’t like it? sand probably doesn’t like feeling like shit all the time because of you but okay

yes punch him

they are so close to each other. i hope they brushed their teeth before this

oh shit oh damn okay well that’s uh yeah well way more close

but weird that y’all are doing this in public in a glass room

back with the recordings boy these dudes are so annoying recording ppl without consent

but also top?? acting like mew is gonna care that ray is making out with sand?? mans does not have feelings for him. we all know this including you. he looks so dumb💀

back at the red room i’ve missed you

yeah you need practice you can’t fuck everyone before taking their pictures

okay but the red room does not do well for the visuals of the actual actors. it’s kinda hurting my eyes

bi rep bi rep bi rep

okay that seems uncomfortable

atom seems like the obsessive type. i could be wrong but that’s the vibes i’m getting from him

look at them going on a little camping retreat to swear off boys

yeah.

nick said them bitches ain’t never gonna last lmaoo

who just wooed like that and why

you lying piece of shit

*sigh* this dude again

i’m sure he’ll find some way to accuse ray of making him go out again

are we still doing this? when do they break up?

love his shirt

you’re such a liar😭

you’re not even one of the people he loves lol

ew no please someone stop this i beg

kinda yeah

break up break up break up

is that considered a break up?

why are you watching that

dude stop acting like his boyfriend. you were just with yours

sand my king

did you just try to have sex with one dude and get rejected so now you’re going to the one you keep traumatizing?

oh nick you bitch how could you post where y’all were

at least sand knows

dude?? you know he’s like that what??

oh damn yeah actually i’m on boston’s side today besties

why are they talking about pixar😭

nick stop lmao

don’t you’re gonna have to move out

say sike

oh they actually are doing it

oh good lmao but good for them for trying it

first collecting another one

no my guy i don’t think friends actually do that

is that not like invasion of privacy? why is he allowed to just show him where they are?

he also just walked right up in there??

it would be the first time

nick said wait no i’ll save this relationship

also i’m so sorry but did they really look like they were hooking up to him lmao

oh i think you care

are all three of them really gonna fit on that bed?

sir.

sand about to commit a double homicide

THE MOMS

i’m sorry i’m so bored with them imma have to skip

where did nick go lol did they push him off? and how the fuck did ray get on that side of sand

he’s a good wing man at least

why are they just sitting in water

bitch we know

are y’all still sleeping together tho?

you can’t have two important people when they both don’t want that

that guilty ass look

you notice he didn’t say he likes mew too just that he’s important to him

beautiful *chefs kiss* no notes

that’s the look of “oh shit i might actually lose this guy”

oh is he gonna tell him?

or not

oh god no hate that

no not like a father my guy

ooh right in front of ton’s salad

in front of the guy he’s fucking’s salad

hah he is a bad guy tho

lol he done fucked up

none

the latter. i’m being so mean to ray today😭

mans is planning their lives out together

orince ass lol

i’m honestly so confused. is ray still planning on staying with mew or not??

we know you’re whipped for each other

interesting tho. that implies he never felt this way towards mew as he does sand

thank god we’re doing this

crying at him saying everyone knows. like yes dude you’re so obvious

me too

does this mean ray will stop being toxic to sand finally

yeah but the difference is sand will call him out on his shit

is this really happening? beautiful lol

#morgan reacts to things #only friends

[larcenywrites]

awh man (gender neutral) I LOVE the whole dialogue thingy with Jarvis trying to reconcile Tony and his girl! I'd love to read that if you ever decide to finish the story, no pressure tho!

It’s funny because I did enjoy the idea, but I think the issue was me having trouble properly setting the stage for it? I couldn’t seem to decide exactly where I wanted to go with it and it actually started off as entire different story with cheating scandals and then it became that and I think I was just like- I needed to take a step back until I decided on something but then I never returned 😔 It was also gonna be clean and back then I hadn’t even done anything clean yet lmfao but I might pick it back up if there’s interest and stuff. Honestly there’s tons of drafts of just singular lines of dialogue or story that I never continued on or never could fit anywhere lol

#anon #anonymous #answered #larstalks

[anne-i-write]

moriarty the patriot headcannons pt. 1

| requested by anon: Can you write about all male characters in moriarty has a same look of their  children and hpw many children they want? |

william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader; sebastian x reader; fred x reader

word count: 2397

pt. 2: 221b boys

a/n: I DONT KNOW WHY I DIDNT WRITE THIS EARLIER IM SO SORRY THIS REQUEST HAS LITERALLY BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I AM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS

william: 487 words

with his whole plan to clean the world of the filthy nobles, william never really stopped to think about having children

well, until he met you

you both were in town one day and he saw you fondly watching a child speak with her mother

“i think two children would be nice”

“i didn’t even ask”

“i know, but the look you gave that mother was telling enough”

n e ways he is a simp and he did eventually give you what you wanted

fast forward a few years, you have two children: a boy and a girl

and they look exactly like their father

like,, it lowkey pains you how much they physically take after their father

you wanted to be like “oh they have your personality, but they look just like me!”

no

granted, your son took after you in an emotional sense but your daughter was a daddy’s girl through and through

like she looks like him, she acts like him, speaks like him, she even EATS like him

ok but the men w your children

fred is a freaking sweetheart ok

like he’ll watch over the kids when no one has the time and they love him too so they’ll help out in the garden which you are SO thankful for

tbh they only like uncle albert bc he brings them lil trinkets from when he gets back from london LMAO

louis doesn’t show it, but he absolutely adores your children and makes extra snacks for them at tea time

you caught onto this at one point bc for some REASON your kids would not stop bouncing off of the walls before bed and they told you uncle louis gave them chocolate

and sebastian loves messing w your kids bc,,, sebastian

but he accidentally made your son cry ONCE and he was at the mercy of every adult in the moriarty estate including the boy’s younger sister

needless to say, he watched his actions and words around your children after that

now, william

i’m just gonna say this straight out: most of the men never really thought about having kids (save john and albert)

but when you finally had kids, william had a different outlook on life

like fr,, this man works overtime now trying to get rid of the filth that is called nobles

he doesn’t want his kids to be raised in a world where just because you have more money than another means you get to look down on them

you still instill in them those good morals ofc

he also tries to be very present in their lives since he and his brother were raised as orphans

when he was younger, he didn’t mind it all much

but now that he had this small family and a brighter future, he did everything in his power to make sure they’re happy and grow up in a cleaner and kinder world

louis: 320 words

it took you a week to get him to at LEAST humor you

“if you could, how many kids do you want?”

“none”

like, this guy is so dedicated to his brother and his cause it is a WONDER you somehow wormed your way into his heart

but you did and honestly, the brothers are actually very happy that you’re with them

william especially

louis rarely emotes but when you came into their lives, you got louis pissed at one point and everyone was like,,,, wtf?? he has emotions???

anyways, his answer is one kid LMAO

and when you get that one kid, he looks just like louis

yall already KNOW that he’s ready to die for that child as soon as louis holds him in his arms

the only kid sebastian wouldnt even try to mess with

he can deal with william’s albert’s or fred’s kids but louis lowkey intimidates him so he’s as nice as he can be

that being said, louis teaches his kid how to properly handle stuff around the house

you want to cry bc ur son is just so??? the little kid just loves helping out no matter how small the task and he’s just so cute it hurts

even sebastian’s kinda like,, “aight he’s the only kid i will tolerate”

louis grew up with only his brothers so he also wants to give his son a shot at a normal family

is actually aware at how he thinks he’s indispensable for william’s cause and he doesn’t want his son to end up like him

he also teaches his son some badass fighting moves

oh and louis smiles a lot more too

cried bc his son saw the scar he got on his cheek, rubbed some dirt on his lil face and said “i have daddy’s cool scar now”

all in all his son is the best thing to happen to all of you

albert: 505 words

same as louis in the fact that it takes him a week to answer

“you know you haven’t even answered my question”

“i’m sorry, what did you say?”

“how many kids do you want?”

genuinely takes time to ponder that question

he hadn’t thought of that since his family adopted william and louis

but with you?

“i think two darling girls who take after their mother is enough for me”

pls he’d be so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

you two end up having a girl and a boy, who look just like their father

and tbh, you’re not even mad

you love them so much so when albert comes back north, the three of you are ecstatic

the happiness was short lived for albert tho

he found his son spending time with william and there’s nothing bad right????

“where’s your sister?”

“she’s with mr. moran”

his heart DROPPED

out of all the people in the manor

HIM

he sees the two running around the garden

it all happened as soon as albert’s daughter went up to sebastian and said “you’re very pretty! you’re my knight now!”

he decided to “adopt” the little girl and now he’s lowkey whipped

you found albert staring at sebastian playing with his daughter and updated him about everything going on

“but him??”

“he’s just a big softie for her let it go”

isn’t really surprised when he finds out they can fight a little

actually glad that they can hold their own, God forbid anything happens to them

otherwise mi6 has to deal w family matters lmao

“albert, she only tripped”

“you shouldve seen the fear in her eyes as she fell”

“IT WAS A STRAY COBBLESTONE”

would raise hell if anyone even THOUGHT ill of his kids

william and louis are the doting uncles

william more so than louis bc your kids have never seen louis smile

now they’re on a mission to make uncle louis smile

louis was on child duty one day and they managed to slip away

omyGOD he was stressed but also,, extremely worried

so when he found them he had the most genuine smile on his face

your daughter was like (・∀・)

she loves uncle louis

ofc your son adores his dad like,,, who else wouldn't feel awesome at the age of 10 if you found out your dad was a high ranking general

feels superior to sebastian bc of his dad

lmao this 4’5 kid thinks he can rule sebastian for some odd reason

the house is always dirty bc him and sebastian always prank each other

your daughter is trying to catch a butterfly but she can’t so fred helps

instantly loves fred

“is that what heartbreak is”

“i guess that’s what happens when you try to get close to my kids colonel”

albert is kind of afraid of turning into his dad but he has you and everyone else to remind him that: no you are not your father, you are so much better than him

loves your family with his entire being

sebastian: 844 words

“i see you looking at those kids and the answer is none”

lmao you’ll get so pouty around him bc you want kids dammit

that and he spoils you to no end so that's why you’re pouty lol

“fine we’ll only do one kid and bc one kid is all i can tolerate”

bruh

this man gives you three in four years LMFAO

two boys a year apart and a girl in the fourth year

you wanted to smack sebastian

when the two boys grew up, it was obvious they were already taking after their father in the physical sense

it was terrifying

they genuinely look like mini sebastians and you know everyone in the manor is afraid that you two birthed satan

and the satan was your eldest one

he’s just a feral sebastian moran in a tiny body

your second son, god bless him, looked just like his father but with fred’s temperament

and see, you were fine with your sons looking like their father

it was FINE right

you prayed to God that your third child would have at least some physical resemblance to you

your daughter was birthed, she grew up

and you cried

“HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOU”

“i’ve got some strong genetics, baby”

you sulk for a lil bit

but you accept it anyway because you love your goddamn kids

thankfully, your second and youngest child are both soft spoken and it's only your husband and his tiny clone bringing hell to earth

smacking sebastian bc all of your children suddenly started swearing up a storm at each other

“WHYD YOU HIT ME”

“YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO SWEARS AROUND THE KIDS”

finally sitting down and trying to convince them to stop swearing

“father does it!”

“your father’s stupid”

speaking of your daughter

she’s his little princess and no he will not take criticism

spoils her more than he spoils you

did she glance at a toy at a passing store?

he buys more toys than he should from said store

you have to physically hide some of his money bc there is only so much you can buy

and her older brothers are so caring you want to sob

if a person accidentally shoved her over bc she was tiny and they couldn’t see her

oh boy

get ready to restrain them like chihuahuas

“little sister will be protected at all costs”

since his second son is so different from him, sebastian actively makes time to talk about what the little boy is doing and what he’s getting from it

doesn’t want to be pushy and suffocating like his dad was so when his younger kid does want to be left alone to his devices, sebastian does so

but honestly loves that your second son is so literate

lddhsajdsfk what yall dont know is that they’re all in cahoots

kinda funny to see them all together bc they all take after their father so much it's like having three tiny sebastians go around town

anyways,,,, yall know the promised neverland right

you got ray, norman, and emma

granted one of them wasn’t as smart as ray but he definitely knew what stealth was

regular sibling rivalry was still a thing but if they could smell the pudding from the kitchen, they know they have to work together

sebastian caught his eldest smuggling biscuits into a small bag

he had half a mind to scold him

but then he ended up giving tips TO ALL HIS CHILDREN on how not to get caught next time���

bc of this they beg him to tell them some stories from afghanistan bc “there’s no way a man as old as dad knows this many stealth tactics”

louis is so fed up lmao

albert is in london most of the time so he just thanks the lord that he doesn’t have to deal w the propaganda that sebastian feeds his children about how “mr. albert is a bad man”

william is fine w it as long as they don’t trash the library

your younger ones love the library so they would cry at the thought of one of the books losing any of the pages

your second and your daughter are definitely the moriartys’ favorites

they don’t show it, but you just KNOW

your eldest could care less about that though

as long as you and his father still love him

and of course you both do

and fred is definitely your youngers favorite

they like to hang out in the garden

ok they still fight all the time though

just because your second child is soft spoken doesn't mean he’s afraid to throw hands

their sister likes to join in for the hell of it

but if someone wrongs any of the children

just because the younger ones are the moriartys’ favorite, doesn’t mean that they’re not gonna hunt someone down if they even think about trying to hurt the eldest too

yeah,,, good luck to them and their families

they got the entire moriarty estate coming after them

fred: 241 words

cmon yall are like,, young

but you did ask him bc you were curious if he thought about it

he wants one

and when yall do have the kid, you guys actually do have one kid and its a girl

since you both are young, you can immediately see a resemblance between her and her father

everyone who meets her would die for her

ABSOLUTE CUTIE

especially when she walks around the garden w her hand in her dad’s and he’s showing her all the plants and telling her how to take care of them

needless to say she grows up loving plants

any type of plant

the boys love giving her flowers or anything from bc she has the biggest smile every single time

no matter if it’s just a single rose or a rock

this was found out one time when sebastian gave her a rock bc everyone else had given her like,, two roses each

was afraid she was gonna cry

“thank you so much mr. moran! i will treasure this until i get old!”

she was like 4 at the time

and had the widest smile you’ve ever seen on her

guys u don’t understand she smiles a lot but this was like,, genuine happiness

but everyone was just,, i will destroy the world and myself if anything happens to her

fr it’s just sunshines and rainbows every single time she’s around

everyone just loves her ok

moriarty the patriot general taglist: @zoehanji

#moriarty the patriot #moriarty the patriot x reader #yuukoku no moriarty #yuukoku no moriarty x reader #william james moriarty #william moriarty #william james moriarty x reader #william moriarty x reader #louis james moriarty #louis moriarty #louis james moriarty x reader #louis moriarty x reader #albert james moriarty #albert moriarty #albert james moriarty x reader #albert moriarty x reader #sebastian moran #sebastian moran x reader #fred porlock

[oakskull]

genshin as wof dragons designs I drew by @wings-of-impact ! plus all my brain thoughts about it under the cut

Links to Mod Anemone's posts: Childe Albedo Ganyu Zhongli Klee

Let's start with Childe! Its the most resent design released by mod Anenome which I Did alter a tiny bit for my brain thoughts. I based the colors off of their drawing but obv it wasn't perfect. I tried to make the tail get lighter in color but I'm not sure if you can really see it all that well lmao. But!! headcannon time!! for Childe as a hybrid I think he's got cold scales like ice wings but like only barely, but it fucks up with his fire, so instead of being able to make flames the closest he can get is like smoke. So mostly it's an intimidation thing, but even if the smoke is Pretty Hot it doesn't do nearly as much damage as fire. Also! about his gauntlet; it was supposed to be black but I forgot to paint part of it and I had already cleaned my desk and put all my stuff away so I just used a silver colored pencil. It is shiny tho!

Next up! Albedo! He was actually the one i drew last, and it was kind of hard to figure out what little bobble from his og clothes to add. (like how childe has the shoulder cauldron and earring) His main visual characteristics (not lore) to me are his hair, his big boots, and his big Ole coat. None of which dragons really Wear. In the end I gave him his little drawing clipboard and the throat diamond. Also, I think we was probably made with animus magic, and studies it. What happened to his tail? I have no idea, but it probably has something to do with never wanting to hide his imperfections. For the bracelet from Klee, I couldn't decide whether it would be a peice of scrap metal she shaped for him, or a some fireproof fabric, but in the end I never had to decide because you can't see it LMAO. pick your favorite ;)

Now Ganyu! Her little blurb is going to be a bit short, mostly bc she was pretty straight forward to draw and I don't know her well enough to have any headcannons haha. Because I didn't color my sketch of her I couldn't do any horn details to make it look more like Ganyu. I had a similar problem to albedos design, because her notable design thing is just her horns. The bell and the rope on her vision were easy to add as accessories but I'm not sure if they really scream Ganyu.

Zhongli is next! I wanted to give him a nightwing scale pattern but a mudwing body shape to look majestic while giving him little glowing bits thst glow amber. I gave him the shiny scale by the eye to imitate his eyeshadow, and I think he has the power of mind reading but is like, sick of it. So the black part of his earing is the rock that blocks nightwing powers (I can't remember if it has an official name lol) I'm unsure about Anenome's world building for their designs but my thoughts on Archons are either that they are animus for each kingdom and they get their powers how Qibli did from enchanted artifacts (the nosis, the spell would be "whoever holds this gets animus powers" or something) or archons are just leaders, where its no longer a queen only world (or zhongli and venti are just queens, i think they can do it) If the archons are just leaders than animus dragons could be in Khaenri'ah, where they're are killed or cursed by the other dragons for their hubris. OR Celestia is the animus dragons. and how do the Pantala dragons fit in? I have no idea. I'm rambling. this au lives in my head rent free.

Okay last but not least Klee! I added her hat first because she needs it. then I wanted to do her backpack but I hit my first dilemma: dragons don't really wear things on their backs. It inhibits their ability to fly properly. But Klee's comically large backpack is a huge part of her charm for me, so I wanted to add it. I decided on big ole saddle bag type things on her haunches. Okay so, elephant in the room, if you've seen the wings-of-impact post about Kler then you know, she has fire scales! So how can she wear clothes? Well I actually just forgot, but I've decided that Tevat! Pyrrhia is actually cooler and sexier and has fireproof stuff for our resident arsonist. For headcannons, I think she has an unhealthy obsession with those cactus bombs and has to constantly be reminded that she Cannot touch them. She's been trying to make her own bombs with limited success, on account of melting the ingredients and not being allowed near gunpowder.

#oakskull art #wof #genshin impact #childe #zhongli #albedo #klee #ganyu #i rambled so much in the post that i can keep my tags concise! #imagine that

[cinnamonest]

please spare more crumbs for the sex slave au with diluc and kaeya's meimei,,

Thank you for giving me permission to be more depraved this is from forever ago but I'm slowly getting the "forever ago" stuff done lol

I love the concept tho, especially Crepus buying a lil qt and having to teach them how to be good masters bc they’re both dumb clueless boys, bless.

TWs: slavery, implied incest or pseudo-incest, could give vibes as under//age (nothing is specified but I guess it could strike some people that way so I wanna be cautious), noncon/dubcon, mentions of anal, misogynistic, awful depraved and nasty -------------------------------------

God. The arguing. The rivalry. The chaos. Like, with some poly yanderes/owner/master relationships, the two work *together* and focus attention on controlling *you,* but these two are... not like that. They have a lot of rivalry going on half the time.

Now, this could be Crepus buying a slave and basically indoctrinating her as a meimei, but of course, if you actually are one of the boys' bio sis, the one is gonna claim some authenticity - you know, the whole "well she's my real sister, not yours, so I get to fuck her more" kind of thing. The other appeals to "well she's your real sister which makes you worse," and it devolves into arguing back and forth about whether or not the blood relation makes them more or less justified in sticking their dick in you and claiming more rights to meimei's time and attention. Not just to each other either, it's also directed at you -- the whole "hey, I'm your real big brother, so you should spend more time with me than him" kind of thing. It actually can get pretty annoying over time, you have to constantly be soothing not one but TWO egos in desperate need of affirmation. But here I’m going more with the idea of Crepus just buying them a sweet meimei. Diluc's more... patient. He teaches you "touch commands" -- little learned gestures, like a dog. Just the lightest touch on your spine and you know it's a clear message to arch your back, a hand under your chin and thumb pressed against it has you instinctively opening your mouth, a tap to the back of your neck and you kneel. Little gestures that can bend your body and mind with minimal effort. Despite that though, Kaeya is actually the master of The Look™ - the kind that can make you go quiet and apologize in a mere instant when given. But because you know it, expect him to be even harsher if you defy it. Sometimes in your little tantrums you get so mad that you'll have the audacity to ignore that look and keep whining or being a brat which does not end well.

Meimei is what you call free use - any time, anywhere. One of the most important lessons Crepus told you when he first got you/when you were old enough is that you are never to deny the boys any of your holes if they want it. This is just as important for the boys to learn as it is you, he's a big believer in the whole, "if you act like a good proper master, the slave will naturally fall into their role too" sort of thing, so he teaches them to be forceful and dominating, not hesitant to do what they want -- if they're clear on what they want and make known their expectation of your obedience (and the subtle implication of threat of punishments if not complied with), you'll fall into the submissive role you're meant for and naturally want to submit to them like a good little wife-sister-slave.

So, whenever one of them beckons you over, you smile and ask them how you can help. Your brothers work so hard, and it's the least you can do to take care of their needs. Sometimes they just want you to sit on their lap, wrap your arms around them, sit there a while in silence when they're sad, sometimes they want to vent to you about things when they're frustrated, sometimes they want to use you. Of course, the former two usually leads to the last anyway. You're... emotional support pussy. There's important rules and practices to be followed, it's actually rules for all three of you, several apply to them, actually, as Crepus taught you before he died, and it's become second nature for the boys (it works in their benefit, after all). #1. You can never be left alone. There's a lot of reasons for this, but primarily it's in your instinct to get fucked, all you know how to do is take cock, so if you were left alone you may very well go running off and jump onto the first thing with a dick, and they can't have that. So basically you either have to be with one of them, within their sight, or accounted for in some way - there's a couple of installed tethering hooks and the like on the walls  in several areas of the house you can be attached to. But, really, they're not usually necessary, with two very horny males running around you're busy most of the time, even if it's a more passive task. You spend a lot of time sitting on someone's lap, sometimes taking naps throughout the day with whoever decides they're tired at the moment. So, you spend more or less every waking moment with one or both -- well, every sleeping moment too, of course you don't have you own room. You alternate nights between the two just like you were told to. There's not really any task you do alone. Bathing? It's always gotta be with one or the other. Sleeping? Always with one or the other. Even when you're cooking -- because obviously you do that, they wouldn't even know how to, since you've always done it -- one is always standing beside you, talking to you, or sitting a ways over in a chair as they vent about their day. Oh, speaking of that, as aforementioned, you're there for emotional burdens too. When one has had a long day, what would they do if meimei wasn't there for them to vent and whine and complain to? You've always been taught to be a good listener. Don't interrupt. Listen to everything and don't zone out. Don't oppose their actions when they're telling you about their problems, always tell them they were in the right and comfort them. Smile while you listen. That's how you were trained to respond when one of them has some burden to unload on you. Always offer your body to make them happy. That's the last part, and they've never not taken you up on the offer. That being said, sometimes you have to... motivate them. Push a little bit. You see, you're just so sweet that sometimes your brothers might want to just spend the entire day in bed with you. So you have to motivate them to do their actual work. Tell them that if they don't go to work, if they stay in bed all day inside you, how are you supposed to clean the house and make dinner for them? So they sigh and accept you're right and go off to work after all. And, again, the rule is important for them too. You can never run off on your own, but they're also vigilant not to ever leave you alone. When you're first bought, Crepus had to constantly pull them back inside the house when they'd go to another room for something because see, you're leaving her all alone and she's going to go running off and it'll be your fault. So they had to be conditioned to communicate and make sure you were always accounted for, taught how to restrain you properly. If you were left in a room, Crepus would come by to make sure they remembered to lock you inside, would test the tightness of your leash if you were tethered to something, and sigh and chastise if one of them neglected to do it right. #2. No getting off on your own, this is a rule they have to help enforce. It's a waste - you have TWO big brothers, surely one of them is always going to be available and eager, so really, getting yours without either of them involved is pretty selfish, and worthy of punishment if found doing so. If for whatever reason they're all too busy, you have the option of asking permission to ride and grind on their thigh, but no cumming until they're done with their task and are available to properly handle it. Crepus is particularly adamant about this rule, as well as enforcing the same mentality in them, doesn't think it's appropriate for a girl to be so selfishly absorbed with pleasure when she should  be giving it to the men that own her. For one, a girl should be spending all of her time dedicated to serving her masters in some way, and two, they're both needy boys that would be eager to fuck you at any time. So really, masturbating is an act of defiance and will be dealt with as such. #3. No favoritism! There will be times where you may feel mad at one or the other, and sure you have different levels of how much you can tolerate certain behaviors... But, you have to train yourself against that. Meimei should have no limits of what she can tolerate - that's part of your whole purpose. So even when you're mad at one, you can't try to avoid that one and go to the other, you still need to divide your time, energy, and body equally. Don't talk bad about one to the other, don't try to spend more time with one or the other at any time. This also includes pitting them against each other through jealousy, it's a huge no-no. Don't try to make one jealous of the other. If they catch you doing that, sooner or later they'll realize what you're doing, and deal with it, usually harshly, since it's seen as a high-ranking offense. In fact, you really shouldn't be mad, ever. Your big brothers know what's best for you, so if you're mad over a disagreement, you just need to accept that they're right and you're wrong and that you need to submit to their will. Outwardly showing you're upset is bratty behavior, things like pouting or giving them the cold shoulder are punishable offenses. #4. You're also a peacekeeper. Diffuse fights. Both of your big brothers can be... stubborn, prideful individuals. This leads to pretty regular conflict over this and that. It's meimei's job to help with that, calm them down with a smile on your face. Or, if it works better, with some tears and a quivering lip. Please don't fight, you say with watery eyes, sniffling, and well, they can't help but feel bad, they both turn their attention to you rather than to each other and apologize for making you upset.  And if they're having one if their regular it's my turn kind of arguments, your job is to propose the easy solution of sharing. You have more than one hole to fuck, and can easily cuddle one on each side. It should be an obvious solution. Oh, and they fight sometimes over who gets to do what, who spends time with you, but doing different things rather than both wanting to do the same thing. One is sitting at his desk to work and he can't be expected to focus on work without meimei sitting on his lap and cockwarming him of course, but the other says he wants to take a nap and how is he supposed to sleep if he can't rest his head on meimei's tits? There is only so much of her to go around! But they will legit adjust their schedules to make sure they get alone time. And are very nitpicky about it -- wait why do *you* get an extra hour on Tuesday?? If you get that I deserve an extra hour on Thursday -- that sort of thing. You're supposed to be able to propose such ideas. It's your job to come up with solutions that make everyone happy. You can cockwarm one brother while he works and tell the other that hey, if he postpones the nap, you can just ride him until he cums and can sleep right? Things like that. #5 Actually isn't for you, it's for them, regarding punishment. When Crepus got you, the poor boys didn't really know how to go about doing it, so they had to be taught. It's important to be a good master and know how to do so adequately, you know? To not let anger get the better of them and go too far, since sometimes they might get too mad about something. In fact, a good trick, he teaches them, is to just tie you up, and go blow off some steam before coming back to punish you. That way they won't go too far, and you'll have to wait around in fear for a while, which just helps the punishment sink in better. But at the same time, don't go too light. No matter how much you whimper, he says, don't feel pity for her and go lax. It's intentional, it's just your nature to try and fake-cry to try and get out of it. You did something bad, so they shouldn't feel bad about it, even if you cry and squeal. It's the right thing to do. You're supposed to cry, you're supposed to say it hurts and whimper, that just means they're doing it right. But of course, there's some sensitivities to be taught. If they have you bent over a knee, they have to make sure to only hit your ass and the back of your thighs, make sure not to go up too high and hit your back, since that could cause injury. If they're gonna fuck your ass as punishment, make sure to use a certain amount of lube. Things like that, it's important to be good masters, just as much as it is your job to be a good little slave.

And to remember, of course, that meimei is... an inferior little creature. Don't get mad at her just because she's stupid and doesn't understand this or that, that's not her fault. She can't be expected to be smart or responsible, that's their job. But also, don't feel pressured to give her what she wants just because she wants it or anything. And, most importantly, don't start having self-doubt and ever think she might be right about something while they're wrong, because obviously that can't be the case. You might get defiant and try to insist you know better than them, act like you're just as capable of something as they are, or think your opinions matter or something, but in that case, they have a responsibility to remind you of your place.

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