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fennecfiree · 20 days
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I made emo garrison <3
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fucksurass · 3 months
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OMG FINALLY HAD THE MOTIVATION THIS WAS KILLING ME
DEAD? Park!
Pt. 4
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Kenny: Sigh
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Stan: Hey wheres Cartman?
Kyle: Probably at home sleeping his fat ass off. Maybe his mom was like "Oh my poor baby Eric stay home you look so sleepy!!!"
Stan: Heh heh yeah maybe
Kenny: Sigh
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Kenny: Mmmppppphhhusisoeoleidb....
Mr. Garrison: Blah blah blah new student in Ms. Choksonsiks class blah blah
Damien: Blah wheres my Pip?
Mr. Garrison: Damien stop thinking with your dick and use your brain for once.
*Laughter*
Damien: Shut up ill kill you all!!
Stan: Seriously dude where is Cartma-
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Pip: WE HAVE BISCUITS!!
Everyone: COOKIES!!!
Mr. Garrison: Well would you look at that. Today isnt complete shit!
Pocket: One at a time you lot!! No shoving!
Kyle: Oh my god these are good! Fatass is missing all of this!
Stan: Haha yeah! Fuck you Cartman you dont deserve theseeee
Pocket: Fancy a biscuit, Emo boy?
Damien: Um.... No. I dont like what you put in it, Beaver.
Pip: Now Damien, just because you are so bitter doesnt mean you cant have a bit of sugar!
Damien: Ha ha. Funny.
Butters: Hey Ken look. Cookies!
Ken: Mph...
Pip: Oh poor Kenny.
Pocket: Oh no. You are not going to give him a biscuit are you? He called me a slag!
Pip: Technically he did not. We may have overreacted a bit... Kenny!
Kenny: Mph...
Pip: Kenny look.
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Pip: Have it.
Kenny: What? But arent you still mad I... Said you died..?
Pip: Oh I am furious but you look a bit down so take it.
Kenny: ...Thanks. And sorry.... I dont know whats going on..
Pip: Thats quite alright. Eat it already!!
Kenny: Okay okay! ....
Pip: ............
Kenny: Wow. This is good. Really good! What... Whatd you put in this?! Howd you make it!!
Pip: ...Oh..
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Pip: Thats a secret.....
Kenny: Wh-wha- I-
Pip: Shhhhh-
Kenny: What did you put in-
Pip: NOTHING
Kenny: .........
Pip: YOURE BECOMING QUITE THE PA-
Pocket: Phillip!! Damien took my biscuit! He didnt even want any!
Damien: I want some now. Wow this taste like asshole.
Pip: Oh dear I must go!
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Pip: Poor you! You look like youve seen a ghost! There there!
Kenny: ....................I-
Pip: I REMEMBER TELLING YOU TO SHHHH- Have a good day, mate!
Pt. 3
Pt. 5
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jewbeloved · 2 years
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How to piss off the South Park boys and girls #1💓💓
Note: This is just made for fun🤗🤗
Gender: Neutral
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🫐 Stan Marsh 💙
Side with his sister
Make any random loud noises or just be very loud in general.
Insult sparky
Make him read stanman (Stan x Cartman) fanfictions
And then tell him that you both look cute together.
Steal his hat and hide it.
Any interactions with Wendy (Touch, smell, hear, sight, taste)
Repeatly call him an emo every time you see him talking with the goth kids.
Snap a photo of him and Kyle together with every chance you get.
Turn the lights back on every time he turns it off to sleep.
Wake him up with an air horn.
Whenever he's rambling on about something, eat in the middle of him talking very loudly on purpose.
💚 Kyle Broflovski ☘️
Tell him his mom is a bitch or just sing the song.
Laugh at him when he acts smart and then tell him that he uses his brain at the last minute.
Make Jew jokes on him.
Side with Cartman.
Steal his hat
When he organizes his locker before class tell Mr Garrison that you need to go to the bathroom and sneak out to secretly trash his locker before class ends and make him clean it up.
Insult Ike infront him.
When he's about to do one of his speeches, interrupt him immediately by shouting out random noises.
Make fun of his basketball skills.
Draw on his face with a permanent marker
Make him read Kyman fanfics.
Repeatly say 'H.I.V positive' when you get the chance around him.
Compliment his ass or slap it and then say he has a fine looking butt.
❤️ Eric Cartman🩸
Call him fat or say his first name 'Eric'.
Make loud noises just like his cat
Steal his cheesy poofs.
Tell him his mom is a slut.
Mock him when you get the chance to.
Laugh at him when he gets in trouble by the teacher.
Film him getting his ass kicked by Kyle.
Steal his bed and make him sleep on the couch.
Make him look like a ginger kid and make fun of him.
Ship him with Butters.
🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🍊
Make poor jokes on him.
Wave money in his face and wipe it back.
I don't know how else to piss off Kenny ;-;
💙 Craig Tucker 💛
Insult stripe or tweek
Ship him with any girls in the classroom.
Again, I don't know how else to piss of Craig either ;-;
💗 Wendy Testaburger 🌷
Make fun of breast cancer
Ship her with Cartman
Interact with Stan
Tell her that photoshop is great.
Dye her hair into a poop looking color then take a photo of it.
Interrupt her with Cartman during one of her presentations.
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This is part 1.
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craig headcanons 🐹🌈👽🪐
he has hot pink& silver braces and pointy fuckin ears that stick out 🤓
he listens to heavy mental and also country music bc kenny got him into it :^(
wendy was one of the first ppl he came out to, bc she is v open and passionate about gay ppl. they are v close
craig is also v close with the girls and hangs out w them a lot. he gushes over boys w them and paints their nails and does their hair for them
he kises girls on the cheek and holds door for them bc he is a sweetie 🥰
btw all the girls love him bc he is tall and handsome w dark-hair but they can't have him bc he's gay and unavailable 🤭😌
he always gets girls numbers and gives them all to kenny and clyde
craig hangs out w bradley biggle and kevin stoley a lot and they do geeky shit together. they play video games and watch star trek and talk about aliens and shit
craig has a thing for blonde boys
he also thought stan was hot when he bleached his hair and also when he went goth
kenny is craig's favorite blonde boi 🥰 and they give each other gay kises and have rodent play dates 🥰
craig always asks token to buy him designer brand clothes for his birthday but token always gives him shitty presents :/
he is extremely insecure about his nasally congested voice bc everyone keeps comparing him w clyde 😭😭
he calls stripe earth angel and honey and sweetheart and kisses him on the head and calls him his babey 🥺
craig gives himself piercings w a rusty ass safety pin bc he's a dumbass 😔
he gets straight a's and everyone makes fun of him for it
he secretly enjoys it when mr. garrison goes on long gay tangents lmfao
he also looks up to mr. slave and aspires to be as gay as him lmao
craig had a goth/emo phase
he hung out w stan a lot during that time but other than that he thinks stan and kyle and cartman are losers
craig loves receiving affection and sits in ppl's lap and makes them pick him up even tho he's tall and clonky and awkward asf
he snorts when he laughs
he loves giving ppl nose rubs (mostly kenny) and always has to lean in bc he's so tall 🤭🥺
he shit-talks kenny 24/7 but when other people slightly raise their voice at him craig beats them up 😤that is craig's boy leave him alone
when they get older craig and his sister become v v close because they find out they have a lot in common
he loves taking care of kenny and karen more than anything. he gives kenny all his old clothes that don't fit him anymore and buys karen presents all the time and makes sure they eat whenever they're over
he either becomes a supermodel or works w animals
craig hangs out w butters and they also have rodent play dates and craig tells him to stop calling his minions evil they're just babeys 😖😭
he also has a crush on butters and pip and kenny and gregory from yardale and bradley biggle. and the other bradley from cartman sucks
he finds tweke annoying tho and is always picking on him and kevin stoley even tho they're his friends
he also doesn't let tweeke hold stripe bc he dropped stripe bc of his shaking and twitching.
he steals clyde and kenny's playboys and looks through them just to judge them.even tho he isn't even into naked women :/
he likes drawing his friends and is v talented
he gets extremely affectionate when he is drunk
when he gets high he goes on and on about aliens and if they're real or not and it annoys everyone bc.he won't shut up
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imasouthparknerd · 1 year
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I turned me and my friends as our South Park alternate self
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Before I get started on this, I will be using my friends nicknames (or their preferred names) for privacy reasons.
Tweek (Jaax, Me) -
Tweek is known for his constant anxiety, and anxious behavior. he's the boyfriend of Craig Tucker. Uhhh he's gay. A lot of things seem to overwhelm him. He also loves coffee and his guinea pig Stripe. His superhero alter-ego is "Wonder Tweek, an elementalist with the power to shock and "chill out" his foes with the addition of healing his fellow allies."
I don't always worry, but I am a worrier. And I'm not a coffee lover, but I do care for my pet. I'm also homosexual, but single like a Pringle all alone.
Craig (Andrew/Asher/Gandrew) -
"Craig seems to be the most stoic, cynical, apathetic, and deadpan kid in South Park, having a more abrasive personality than the rest of the characters, a trait exaggerated by his deeper-than-average voice. He has been described as pragmatic, monotone, and sarcastic. He also appears to be more logical and mature than some of his peers, typically being the one to call them out on their ignorance."
Andrew isn't really a super "pragmatic, monotone, and sarcastic," but they fit the "emo" aesthetic vibes that Craig has. Also Andrew is my...lmao...not a partner, but like..*laughing dying* Their my partner in crime
Stan (Aubrey) -
"Stanley "Stan" Marsh is one of South Park's main characters along with Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Stan attends South Park Elementary as part of Mr. Garrison's Fourth Grade Class (formerly Third). Like the other South Park boys, Stan is also rarely grounded. He usually does not understand why he gets grounded after doing something that causes him to be grounded..."
Okay so uh, I couldn't find any like, personality based things, but they fit the part, it's just ✨vibes✨ y'know?
Kyle (Erin) -
Okay I'm gonna be completely honest.
All Kyle does is yell, or be a smart ass...
And that fits Erin PERFECTLY. Just the other day, we were arguing about the food we buy, and everyone was shouting about what pockey is best (stupid shit). And also if there's something I didn't understand, she becomes all smart and gets all prissy.
(But she's my closest friend, I wasn't trying to expose, or roast them).
Butters (Celestial Kumar) -
One word...
✨INNOCENCE✨
Both are PURE 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
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englishknightsky · 3 years
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Damien: Hey Kenny, haven't seen you around here as much recently.
Kenny: Yeah, I cut back on dying, it was getting bad for my health.
Richard: Our delivery boy, Tweek, has been ambushed by a magical wizard king, please expect delays of up to 3 months.
Cartman: My application to art school was rejected, should I get back into politics instead?
Pip: Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who dragged me along to crash a high society wine tasting and after every sip he would say "Hm, grapey."
Stan: Dude if you hate Cartman that much you should just take him out.
Kyle: Uh... okay?
Several years later.
Stan as Kyle's best man: I meant 'take him out' as in kill him, by the way.
Kyle: Well it's too late now!
Richard: Tweek, have you been sneaking Craig into your room?
Tweek: What? No, why?
Tweek's parrot, Chai: Fuck! Bitch! Pussy! Cunt! Asshole!
Clyde: He was looking at Craig!
Class: Tweek likes Craig!
Butters: He does not!
Class: Butters likes Tweek!
Kenny: He does not!
Class: Kenny likes Butters!
Wendy: He does not!
Class: Wendy likes Butters!
Mr. Garrison: Nobody likes Butters!
Kyle: Guys, this is David. David, this is my poor friend Kenny, my emo friend Stan, and that's a complete and utter bastard, Eric.
Jimmy: I have a joke for you, but I only remember the punchline.
Timmy: Timmy!
Jimmy: T-tuh-too-tooth hurty.
Timmy signing: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Jimmy: You complete me.
Richard: Customers are now banned from speaking to Tweek while he's working, as he has ADD and is easily distracted.
Thomas: Craig, every time you refer to your guinea pig as your son I feel old.
Craig: You didn't feel old before even though you're balding?
Thomas: Go to your room. You're grounded.
Craig: Hey babe.
Tweek: Hey, the usual?
Craig: Yes please.
Tweek leans over and kisses his cheek.
Craig: Nice.
Randy: I had a dream that scientists used a really ugly picture of me and named me the missing link between apes and humans, and I was so offended I woke up.
Craig: Okay, no more gossip. I'm gonna be nice this year.
Red: Guess who got caught sucking dick in the bathroom!
Craig: Who?!
Pip: Damien, why do the good die young?
Damien: Usually because me, dad, or the Reaper get confused.
Craig: Stripe cried the entire way to the vet.
Tweek: Aww.
Craig: But if you think about it, he's only ever been in our houses his whole life. Going to the vet is probably like going into space for him.
Tweek: Aww, our little astronaut!
Timmy: I'm not a vegetable, I'm a fruit!
Clyde: You're beautiful!
Bebe: I bet you say that to all the girls.
Clyde: Yeah, but it's your turn to hear it now.
Cartman: Do you guys seriously go around all day being considerate of other people's feelings? How do you get anything done?
Kyle : People say your school days are the best days of your life, but the only way that would be true for me would be if I went right from school to prison, and stayed there until I died.
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felix-sullivan · 3 years
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HOMECOMING 2020
Tammi // "I can't believe it. Look at them," Tammi exclaimed, looking over at Paddy and Mina who were currently at the bar getting something to drink. "How ridiculous." She rolled her eyes and took a sip of her drink.
.: Aly //Aly, who was watching Charlie and Dani from across the room, was snapped out of her day dreaming at Tammi's voice. She turned to look at the two at the bar and rolled her eyes at Tammi as well, though her annoyance was minimal in comparison to Tammi's. "Honestly? Her whole appearance just looks a little try hard." She scrunched her nose up so Tammi would see. "Why do boys fall for that so easily?"
.: Cari // "Don't you look so uncomfortable, Mister!" She elbowed Roman in the side, grinning from ear to ear. Her face got a conspiratorial expression. "I got some Vodka in my purse. Really takes you back to senior year, doesn't it? You ready for a shot?"
....: Roman // "Hello, I'm not uncomfortable at all. Maybe a little, alright, but it's weird being back here. Also seeing Mr. Garrison again, after all this time.." Roman laughed and shrugged. He eyed her at her second comment, once again feeling a sense of nostalgia as he grinned. "Have you? You really haven't changed a bit. If tonight doesn't call for a shot, what does."
.: Freya // She finished pouring them both a drink, handing Chris a cup when she as done. "They really did play a good game today. Really felt on the edge of my seat for the last bit. I just hope they behave now and we don't have to intervene much tonight, they deserve a bit of a party after that."
....: Trevor // "Alright, Lucas and I put a little bit of vodka into the punch. A small amount. Barely noticeable. Mostly me, but he helped," Trevor admitted to the group that was still at their table with a shrug, "I'm simply helping everyone to have a good time. No harm done."
.: Cari // "It is weird, isn't it? I talked to Garrison earlier and he barely seemed to remember me.. I feel a little offended? I thought we caused enough trouble back in the day." She was still grinning at him, already fishing for the flask in her purse. "And neither have you, it seems. Still as easily swayed.." She cocked her head at Roman, standing closer to him as she held the flask between their bodies. "I'm thinking so, too. You first?" She asked, as she looked around her shoulder once, as if they were actually students again. "I don't want any of my younger siblings seeing this." She explained.
....: Chris // "Cheers," Chris said, clinking their cups together once Freya's finished pouring them both their drinks. He looked into her eye as he did and then took a big sip, if not even two. "I felt the same way. What a good game. I don't know much about football, so I was surprised how invested I was. They really did good. Especially Benji; I had no idea he could play that way. It was my first time actually watching," he admitted, not shameful but as a matter of fact. "Let's hope so, yeah. I feel like it's going well so far, though."
.: Andy // "Yeah, boys!" He exclaimed enthusiastically, going for a high five with both Trevor and Lucas. "But do you think we should tell people who are gonna get any? Maybe they don't wanna drink.." He added, a little thoughtfully.
....: Tammi // "I really don't know? Especially Paddy. I thought he was better than that. Right? We both thought so but they're all the same," Tammi complained annoyed, "Her dress is terrible. It doesn't even fit the theme. Ugh. Anyway. We shall not let that ruin our night. Speaking of, know who keeps looking your way?"
.: Freya // " I never thought I'd be into American football, either. I had to watch a couple Rugby championships in my time, but this is feels actually exciting. Maybe because they're our students. Yeah, he was good!" She gave him an amused smile, swaying in her place a little. "It did only just start. So for now, I'd be inclined to agree. I'm always so scared about parents here, is that the same for you? Or is that because I'm secretly afraid of Americans?"
....: Roman // "Talk for yourself, because he definitely remembered me," he said, grin still in place as he watched her fish for the flask. "You're an adult, you know, you're allowed to drink alcohol," he said, looking down at her as he took the flask into his hands. He took notice of their height difference; it was still the same as back in the day. He put it to his mouth and took three sips, his face grimacing after. "Uff. God." He hands her the flask.
....: Trevor // "No, what the fuck, of course not," Trevor said to Andy, as if it was the most obvious thing. "We'd get in trouble if someone snitched on us. And also, like said, no harm done, it's not like we put a whole bottle of vodka in it. Just a small amount. Don't worry, Ands." he said, leaning forward to ruffle through Andy's hair.
.: Aly // "Yeah, I guess they are all the same.. Kind of." She was fixing Charlie with a longing stare again, daydreaming about how she would act as his date to Homecoming and wondering whether she could compare to any of his friends.. or his actual date.. At Tammi's comment, she looked over at Mina again. "Honestly, I know. She's one of the ones who wouldn't get dressed up for Halloween because she's too cool. It also doesn't really fit her? It's so short." She joined in on Tammi's rant, looking back at them and scrunching up her nose. "What? Who?" She asked, genuienly stumped.
.: Cari // "Well, I'm not the slightest bit surprised he'd remember you. I think you and Brandon were in his office every two weeks at one point during senior year." She coyly shoved him again. " I do know that!" She excalimed, looking around once again. "Once again, my siblings are here. They're /babies/. Also, I weirdly feel like I'm gonna get in trouble again being here." She grinned as he took his sips, making a little face as he handed the flask back to her. "You really still haven't got used to these?" She took a swig and another one with ease, suppressing the need to scrunch her face up in disgust. "What have you been doing all these years?"
....: Chris // "That's right. I probably wouldn't have cared as much if it wasn't for our students." Chris smiled at that realisation and looked across the room, his eyes falling on Felix for a second, before looking back at Freya. "The parents?" Chris had to laugh, "It is the same for me still, yeah. I like to think it's gotten better, but it's still a thing. I don't think it's an American thing. It's a parents thing. They can be ruthless and will also blame for absolutely everything."
.: Paddy // "You got something on your face," he said reaching to wipe at Mina's cheek. He didn't realise it was glitter she had put on earlier. "Right there."
....: Chelsea // Chelsea's eyebrows were raised at the conversation between Andy and Trevor, but her expression was light and she was fighting a smile These boys. She sat next to Toby, her hand intertwined with his, both of theirs resting on his lap. She started playing with his fingers and leaned forward to rest her head on his shoulder. "Hey, do you feel like dancing?"
....: Mina // "Oh," Mina giggled, watching Paddy remove whatever she had on her face. "Thank you," she smiled at him in a bitter-sweet manner and grabbed his hand to look at whatever was on her face.
.: Andy // He ducked Trevor's ruffle through his hair, laughing a little. "Yeah, but like. I just think, like, if someone's not wanting to drink, you know." He eyed the punch again before getting distracted by Trevor's attempt to assure him. "Imma worry about whatever I want to, Trevor. If you only put a bit, have you got any tp spare?"
....: Tammi // "She also didn't? If you remember? She simply straightened her hair and put on black eyeliner and said she's going as emo. There was nothing emo about her," Tammi rolled her eyes again. She watched as Paddy, from her point of view anyway, reached to caress Mina's cheek. Her blood started to uncontrollably boil, so she had to take another aggressive sip from her punch, and another, and another until the cup was actually empty. She took a deep breath and put the cup down on the table. "Nolan Kellerman. He's over there with Finn, and he keeps staring." Tammi nods over to where they are stood.
....: Nancy // "Hi boys!" Nancy sing sang as she approached the table with a cup, quickly letting herself down on Andy's lap. "I was just on the dancefloor, and let me tell you, I'm feeling this punch a lot," she said as she smiled widely and took a sip.
....: Chelsea // Chelsea watched as Nancy let herself down on Andy's lap, eyeing them for a second before averting her eyes back on Toby.
....: Roman // "If you genuinely believe they haven't done any of this, then high school must be farther away for you than I thought," Roman joked with a smirk, thinking back to their High School days. It stayed plastered on his face this entire time as he watched her drinking from the flask. "I'm not that much of a drinker these days," he admitted with a laugh. "Work usually takes up most of my time, so I barely get to drink, or attend school dances. You still seem like a natural though," he teased with a laugh.
////: Freya // She weighed it for a moment before shaking her head. "I think I have to disagree. I think it's an /American/ parents thing." Her voice got a little quieter towards the end, though she smirked jokingly at him. "In the least offensive way, because it's great! I feel like barely anyone cares in the UK."
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....: Chris // "Maybe I should've been a teacher in the UK, then." He said with a smile. "Are you going to go home over the holidays?"
////: Toby // He was idly holding Chelsea's hand, not really participating in or even really listening on the conversation going on around them. His eyes were lost at nothing particular in the crowd and his mind elsewhere. Perhaps he was keeping an eye out for someone in particular, perhaps he wasn't at all. When Chelsea spoke up, he turned to look at her, craning his neck a little awkwardly, but giving her a toothy smile. "Yeah, we can dance." He brought their hands up to his mouth to kiss her knuckles. "But.. let's wait for the next song? This one's kinda.. he's not amazing in my opinion."
////: Paddy // "No, wait, it's still there." Only then, upon looking more closely between her face and his finger did the realisation dawn on him. He laughed. "Oh, I think it's actually.. supposed to be there. Whoops. Here. I'll put it back," he joked, teasingly pushing his thumb on her cheek again.
....: Chelsea // Chelsea smiled at Toby when he kissed her hand, but it didn't quite reach her eyes. "Sure. We can wait for the next song. Are you feeling okay? You seem to be zoning out a lot."
////: Aly // She laughed into her cup a little as Tammi recounted last year's Halloween. She noticed the annoyance on her face multiply, following her line of sight and seeing Paddy and Mina having a seemingly flirty interaction. She looked back at Tammi, who was throwing back her drink now. She thought of what to say, but came up short, so she was glad when Tammi pointed out Nolan and Finn in the other direction. "Oh god, I know.." she said, her cheeks getting a little hot but not being able to suppress a smile. "Oh, he's looking again! Tammi." She pushed her in the side a little to prevent Nolan from noticing they were looking back at them.
....: Mina // "Paddy, you're going to destroy the make up if you keep that up," she giggled and moved out of his touch, momentarily turning to the beverages in front of them. She put a strand behind her ear and reached for an empty cup. "Would you pour me a punch, please?" She handed it to him, her eyes glistening.
////: Andy // He laughed good naturedly as Nancy sat down on his lap, momentarily fidgeting with his hands, unsure where to place them. He ended up with one arm around her middle, the other one resting on his own leg. "Yeah, we saw you! You looked so good, you have to teach us. Girl's got those moves." He looked over to Chelsea for a second out of the corner of his eye, but quickly averted his attention back to Nancy when he noticed her and Toby having a moment. "Yeah!" He exclaimed with a laugh. "Got our boys Trev and Lucas to thank for that." He leaned over her shoulder and stole a sip from her cup while she was still holding it.
////: Cari // She looked at him with furrowed eyebrows but an amused expression. "Oh, please. I don't believe that for a second. I know for a fact that's not the case.." She said, raising her eyebrows with an expression that meant to say there was a lot of moments she remember that she wouldn't mention. "I just mean, I'm like the responible sister, you know. I don't wanna be the bum that crashes their dance and then gets fucked up. But.. that's what we're gonna do, so." She eyed him with a glimmer in her eye, teasing but friendly. "Yeah, I can tell. You're really out of practice, aren't you. So responsible. Need to get you back in shape now." She shrugged at his last statement, neither confirming nor denying it, but pointedly taking another swig from the flask. "Okay, two more for you, Sullivan. Let's go." She held out the flask to him.
////: Freya // "You can definitely be a little more creative with your teaching over there." She said with a nostalgic smile, though she wouldn't change being in the US right now for anything. "Oh, most likely, yeah. I was talking to Kian and we've been talking about New Year's as well, which he said he might enjoy spending that across the pond." She told him with a happy smile, swaying in her place for a moment. "What are your plans? You have any yet?"
....: Lucas // "Hey, hey. First of all," Lucas started, leaning forward. "I had no idea Trevor was going to put vodka in the punch until it was too late. I'm not an accomplice by choice," Lucas corrected, raising his cup as if to drink a toast to something before drinking.
////: Toby // "Huh? Oh yeah, sorry, totally, yeah." He gave her a reassuring smile and went to kiss her cheek. "I'm not really zoning out, I'm just.. yeah, I don't know." He grinned when he blanked for a a good excuse, hoping his smile was glossing over it enough. Alright. Wanna dance?" He got up, still holding her hand and looking at her expectantly.
....: Trevor // Trevor let out a laugh and flipped Lucas off, followed by a slight shove with the elbow from their seats, almost making Lucas' drink spill over. "Fuck off, I thought we were brothers and shit?" He shook his head, but the playfulness evident in both their features. He turned his attention to Andy and Nancy, "I put a little bit of Russian water to the punch." He raised his eyebrow for a moment and then winked. "Glad you're enjoying it, Nance."
////: Paddy // "You don't need the make up anyway." He said rather matter of factly. "But it looks nice. The colour dusty thing on your eye is really cool," he said with a grin, holding his hand up for a second to show he was stopping and pointing at her eyeshadow without touching her again. "Yeah, sure." He grabbed another empty cup for himself, holding it between his teeth while he fixed up Mina's drink.
////: Dani // "I know! This boy has a kick." She scrunched her nose up at Charlie and momentarily took his chin into her hand. She was standing with Charlie, Alex and a couple other people talking about the game. "So proud of him. Of ALL of them," she added importantly, looking around at everyone and slipping an arm around Charlie's waist to lean into him a little bit. "Alex, you played, didn't you? Do you still?"
....: Tammi // Tammi bit back a giggle. She looked past Aly, but there he was, looking over again. "He's still looking! Can he make it any more obvious?" she screamed at her best friend in a whisper. "Oh God, I think... he's coming over," Tammi warned, again in the same whispering manner. "Aly.. he's coming. He's. He's coming." Tammi watched as Nolan approached. "He's here." Tammi said to Aly and then proceeded to put on a smile. "Hi, Nolan!"
////: Aly // Her eyes widened at Tammi and she looked at her best friend imploringly, shaking her head the slightest bit but not being able to suppress the giggles. "Oh Tammi.." She stayed focused on Tammi until the last second, her cheeks still growing a little hotter, when Tammi greeted Nolan behind her. She turned around as well, smiling. "Heyyy. How are you doing, Nolan?"
....: Nancy // "I try," Nancy thanked, throwing her blonde hair behind her shoulder in a swift motion at Andy hyping her up. "Practice, Andy, practice. It really does make perfect," she winked at him and then looked over to the three boys on the other side of the table, Benji, Lucas and Trevor. "Oh," she exclaimed a little dumbfounded, looking down at the cup in her hand to examine it. She shrugged and downed the drink in one quick go. "That explains it." She grinned and leaned forward to poke Trevor's nose. "At least someone wants everyone to have a good time." She got off Andy. "I'm getting some more. Anyone else?"
....: Chris // Chris smiled. "I guess it'd be a complete culture shock," Chris said as he thought about it. However, the thought was also interesting. "Oh, really? That's great, I had no idea. He hasn't told me. Then again, we've only been texting back and forth these days. He's quite busy with the club. But, wow! That's huge. Meeting your family?"
////: Finn // He gave Nolan a friendly push to his shoulder when the other had already turned to approach the two girls. "Go." He stayed behind, watching Nolan for a moment and tapping his foot to the music. He eyed his cup's contents, then back up to look around the room. He felt a little awkward standing around by himself now, so he started wandering aimlessly, taking a sip from his drink every now and then. He saw a girl standing off to the side also by herself, transfixed by her phone. He recognised her as Hazel Caldwell, a senior and from what he could tell, pretty cool. Nice and not quite as intimidating as some other people. He wandered over, trying to seem casual and came to a stop next to her, still keeping a good distance between them. He swayed on his feet for a moment, trying to think of something to say. "Hey." He blurted out after a moment. "Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to.. Hi. I just wanted to say hi because you were on your phone and I was thinking.. that.. I would just say hi." He said all this very quickly, closing his eyes for a second when he realised how everything just came out of his mouth.
....: Noah // "Felix and I!" Noah announced loudly as he swung his arm around Felix's shoulder, "We'll be getting drinks. Anyone else feeling anything?" He asked into the group, already pushing Felix towards the buffet. He didn't really wait for an answer as he continued, "No? Alright, we'll be right back!" He smiled big at his friends, gave Liam a a quick kiss. "Love you," he professed before walking away with Felix. Once far away enough, he crossed his arms in front of his chest. "Okay. You're ruining the whole night."
////: Benji // He watched his friends' interaction with a grin, leaned back into his seat and sipping his spiked drink happily. "You're never an accomplice /by choice/, and you still always let this guy rope you into shit, man," he joined in on the joke, shoving Trevor back when he'd shoved Lucas prior. "Stop picking on people smaller than you." He laughed loudly when Trevor also almost spilled his drink. He looked over at Nancy, holding his cup up at her with a shake of the head. "I'm good, Nance, thanks."
////: Andy // "Yeah, can do with a refill." He hopped up with her, smiling at her. "M'going with you. Who else then? Trevooor, yes. Finish that, we'll get you another one."
////: Freya // "Yeah, he's so busy recently." She agreed with a slightly disgruntled look on her face, though she shrugged a few moments after. "Yeah. Yeah, possibly." The grin was back on her face at the thought of Kian coming for New Year's. "We've only talked about it, nothing's actually set. But he might.. Like you said, he's super busy with the club and he's not sure he can just not be on site yet, but we'll see. It'd be nice, that's for sure."
////: Felix // Felix let Noah push him towards the drinks a little reluctantly, looking at him with a slightly confused expression. Once his intentions became clear, he rolled his eyes at him. "Uh, you're ascribing me a bit much power here. I don't think I'm ruining an entire night. And also, I'm just not?"
....: Charlie // "Thanks man," Charlie thanked the person complimenting him on the game. As Dani spoke up, he turned to look at her and he couldn't fight a smile when he felt her arms around his waist. He reciprocated the affection by slinging his arm around her middle as he planted a kiss to the side of her head. "You played?" He asked, turning his attention to Alex, genuinely surprised by the information. "I had no idea, I didn't take you as a player," He mused with a grin.
....: Nolan // Nolan turned around to his friend when he pushed him, giving him a 'what the fuck was that for' face. "Okay. I'm already on it." Shaking his head, he ran a hand through his hair and made his way over to Tammi and Aly. Definitely feeling more nervous than he'd admit. "Hi, you two," he said, his voice friendly. "You look beautiful tonight." He looked at Aly with sincerity but his gaze momentarily dropped to his feet. "Uh. Your brother's DJing, right? Do you know if he takes song requests?"
....: Hazel // Hazel was so focused on her text conversation with Nick, she barely took notice of her surroundings. She bit on her nail as she watched Nick typing, an habit she's unsuccessfully trying to get rid of for years now. It wasn't until she saw someone from the corner of her stop next to her that she looked up. She only looked up for a split second and then returned her attention to her text conversation. Nick had stopped typing, but no new message. She eyed the person who's came to a halt next to her again when they started to sway. Who was he? Hazel had never seen the guy. "Hey." She said a little confused, but her features were soft and warm as she locked her phone and put it away. One second later, she felt it vibrate in her pocket, but this time she ignored it. "You're fine. Don't worry. I also don't like being the girl who's on the phone. I'm just. Trying to make a friend come." With a nod, she looked over the dance floor and then back at the guy. "Why are you by yourself?"
////: Aly // "Oh, thanks," she replied coyly, dropping her gaze and tucking a strand of her hair behind her ear. She looked at Tammi for a second out of the corner of her eye before smiling at Nolan again. "Oh yeah," She nodded at him, momentarily looking at Tammi again like she was entirely sure how to navigate this by herself. "Yeah, he is. Uhm.." She looked at Tammi once more. She knew Caleb was quite uptight about his music sometimes. "Yeah, I'm sure he would. Yeah, definitely. You can just ask him. What song do you want?"
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fennecfiree · 17 days
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Meet the artist :3
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Fav colourz: Green and Pink
My bday is October 27th ( the day the FNAF movie came out 💪😼)
I have autism (diagnosed) and anxiety (diagnosed, taking pills for)
Special interests: South park /Stan x Kyle/ MR GARRISON/ WHALE SHARKS
Fandoms: South park, Omori, Furry, Simpsons, Warrior cats, Beavis and Butt-head
Favourite Music Artists: Melanie Martinez, Weezer, My Chemical Romance, The front bottoms, AJJ, Alex G, 6arleyhuman, Nirvana, Radiohead, Sorry mom, Mommy long legs, Eminem, Dazey and the scouts, McCafferty, Green day, SLIPKNOT🔛🔝
Favourite songs: Faster n harder, Girlfriend, CUSTER🔛🔝!!!!!!!!!!
OTPS: Style, Garrick, Me x mr garrison <333 (KOLISON)
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mythandtruth · 5 years
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Defender of the Voltron - Keith
Ok for the Keith most of people attack him for leaving the team in s 4, so my main job as official Voltron character lawyer is to defend this crime he commit.
Ahem… Respected shippers, fans or just fan-shippers. As we all know our little baby boy Keith which some of you prefer to call Keiff is attacked by some fans. They stated that he abandoned his friends, and stole some screen time while in the same time forgave his mom for abandoning him.
As we all know Keith is one of the most attractive characters in the show (I had some hots for him too) and he is shipped with most of the characters, also he is known as the most gay-looking character. So why all the hate?
Firstly I found the reason Keith left extremely excusable. You see our dear boy grew up with only his father, knowing that his mother left when he was a baby. He wasn't told that she was dead because Texas Kogane was sure that one day she will return. But as we all know life in the space or even war in space was seen as something controversial in Keith’s childhood so Keith’s father waited for the right time to explain his son what happened to his mother.
Unfortunately that time didn't came. As we all know our hero Mr. Texas Kogane died in terrible accident doing his job by being hero.
Feeling alone and abandoned, young Keith did as many other kids would do in his place. He was angry at the world, by doing it he was even more abandoned by society. His childhood almost ended and who knows what kind of fate would wait this young child if he didn't met Mr. Takashi Shirogane.
Mr. Shirogane saw potential in Keith and took him under his wing creating new figure for Keith, something between father and brother. This was shown by Shiro wearing clothes of Mr. Texas Kogane. As we all know this bond continued through years and Shiro was the only reason Keith even tried to control his teen emotions.
It is not confirmed on screen but my theory is that Keith drop out the Garrison after the Kerberos mission, the proof for this is the fact that Pidge or Miss Katie Holt joined Hunk and Lance after the incident. Knowing how Miss Holts was trying to do everything to find her family we can all assume that Keith completely lost his cool and drop out of school, probably believing that there is more to the story just like Miss Holt.
After drop out Keith sent whole year back in his home; alone, without support, family, without idea what happened to his father/brother figure, without idea why he was abandoned by mother. You have to understand that teens can feel abandoned even after the death of parents, feeling that it was somehow their fault, combining all this facts we can all just wonder how desperate my client was during this one year period. So lonely that he began researching unknown energy.
When he found Mr. Shirogane and joined Voltron Keith slowly began to open to them, not because he wanted but because he didn't have other choice. He had no one on Earth to wait for him. In all this adventure Keith finds out he is and half alien, not just any alien but GALRA!!!The most blood thirsty race of murderers that this universe have seen. This deeply disturbed Keith and damaged his already damaged young mind.
But he didn't let this put him down even after some racial insults from his team.
Anyway at the end of s2 we see Shiro gone, we see how deeply this affect Keith. He is broken, alone again and he can’t cope with the knowledge of losing such important person again, so he desperately looks for him. When he finally found Mr. Shirogane he doesn't ask questions, he is too happy to have him by his side. This happiness was merged with guilt of taking Mr. Shirogane’s place as leader and paladin off black lion. Having already established strong bond with other members of his team he also didn't want to take red lion from his friend Lance. In order to make everything possible Keith does most teen thing and runs away in hope that things will fix themselves, and luckily they do.
Yes this was immature and childish but it was done from pure love and respect toward his team. His love for Mr. Shirogane is also mentioned few times and showed when Keith was ready to do anything to save Kuron just for a chance that Shiro could still be saved. This young man did the right thing, he felt that he wasn't ready, he wanted to help others, he also wanted to help on other parts of the war by joining blades; and he did greats.
The screen time Keith had by my own feeling was perfect. Enough for us to meet him, to understand him and for him to develop from emo teen to fearless leader. It’s not him having too much screen time; it is show runners not having enough time for others characters, because they spent LAST 2 SEASONS ON TOO MANY BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!
Anyway now on his mom. Well we see where he gets his looks. COUGH. As we said Keith is extremely emotional and finding his mom on the mission was shocking, well it would be for most of us. We see that Mrs. Krolia was deeply focused on mission, but we also see that she is just like her son torn between personal feelings and mission.
We know that they spent 2 years on the back of the space whale raising teleporting-space-puppy and having as normal family life as they could. This time helped them to talk and confront the past together, after all many psychologist suggest that it’s best for children to spent some time alone with their parents.
All in all in these two years Keith grew up, he found his mom and he forgave her. It wasn't easy, many years of loneliness on Earth and feeling of abandonment was hard, but the knowledge that Krolia did what she did for the sake of Keith’s life was one of the main reason he forgave her. It wasn't just like that, it was long process and he did it great.
So in conclusion my client climes he is innocent, or that at least his actions were excusable. If you have parent who is not really there most of the time, it’s hard to get to know each other, but if the both sides are willing agreement can be created. In my experience love and sacrifice of our parent to make our life better is what makes us forgive them; there will always be some missing parts but we can live as long we have love.
So respected jury I ask you to look at this boy and see how much success he had in this show, he is not coward, or screen time stealer he is a representation of how every of our 7 favorite characters should do in this show. To have time to change, develop and to show us who they really are so we could relate as much as we can.
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weedle-testaburger · 5 years
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Damian Thorn 👿
Why I like them: he’s pretty funny in Damian and I get why the fans like him, he’s a total nerd even if he is literally the spawn of Satan
Why I don’t: He doesn’t get much screentime so I feel like I haven’t gotten to know much about him
Favorite episode (scene if movie): The bit where he says he’s from the seventh circle of Hell and Mr Garrison goes ‘Oh, that’s wonderful! My mother was from Alabama!’
Favorite season/movie: I only have one choice here so Damian :P
Favorite line: Idk exactly how it goes but the line from Stick of Truth about how the only entity that scares him is ‘the one you humans call “Rob Schneider”‘.
Favorite outfit: Again, only one choice. It is a stylish outfit though :3
OTP: Dip
Brotp: Can’t really think of one off the top of my head lol
Head Canon: he goes really easy on the torment of Pip in hell and just does it when his dad is watching mostly.
Unpopular opinion: Idk really lol
A wish: It’d be nice if he’d come back tbh
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: If they reveal he’s mourning Satan really hard that’d be sad af
5 words to best describe them: irritable, cynical, cutting, brooding, emo
My nickname for them: maybe RECTUS! DOMINUS! :P
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moongirl332 · 6 years
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VOLTRON SEASON 7
SPOILERS
heres my crazy ramblings while watching this season 
EPISODE ONE- James sounds EXACTLY like lance
Soft mom looks at keef
Same romelle
Coran yet again being the vodka uncle
ALFOR AND CORAN WRANGLED YELMORS???? TOGETHER????
“Are all ancient alteans like this?’ “We only know two”
HOney I shRuNk TeAm VoLtRoN
“Quiznacker”
BBY HUNK
BBY LANCE!!!
Everyone being mad at keef
YEESSSS LANCE MY BOI SAVED EVERYONE
WHERE. IS. HIS. SWORD.
OOf dArEdEvIL sHiRo in thoosseee glasseesss
“ Me and my POP” POP????? POP????
Aww his dad was a firefighter
Noooo shiros deasise nooo
AWWW HUNK AND ROMELLE
“Hunks our only hope” yayaaaaayyy
NO SHIRO PLEASE
Also Mr. Holt? With that guy hair??
aDaM
ADAM
A D A M
DONT DO MY HUNK LIKE THAT HOW DARE
This episode is just like “I wonder if hunk and lance are having as good a time as us”  “*SCREAMING*”
Coran just straight up snowboarding down the yelmors back
“Oh quiznack” “my back”
Keith and shiro just DONE with the rest of the team like hunny you just put your soul into your clones body
EPISODE TWO- SAD PIDGE NO
Hunk trying to impress romelle <3 <3 <3
Also why does shirts metal half arm look HUGE??
EVERYONE MISSES THEIR FAMIILLLYY
“Finger counting, its more of an art than a science really.”
“But im terrible at drawing” lol aww allura
AWW LANCE DECIDING THESE THING LOOOLL
I LOVE coran
Aww romelle
“Their my selfies”
“Because he’s lonely”
Pidge not caring and just playing video games
“Oh yeah he’s us super drolly.”
PIDGE
OOF STRONK ALLURA
THE WOLF TOOK CORAN?? AHAAHHA
WHAT IS THE WOLF DOING??
NOO LOTOR YOU JERK
“WERE GETTING OUR QUIZNACKS HANDED TO US”
Wait they can’t form Voltron no
“They’re corralling us like space cattle!”
AWW KEITH AND LANCE WORKING TOGETHER
“Rodger that team leader”
K L A N C E
Keith and his knife mommy
YES HUNKS BLASTER
My gfs yeeess
NO THE WOLF
OOF LOTORS GENERALS MY BABES
EPISODE THREE-WAIT THEY GOT THE LIONS
NO
Her eye??
Same lance stop embarrassing yourself in front of your bfs mom
No coran can do it I believe in him!!!!!
CORAN NARRATING HIS ADVENTURES SSSAMMEEE
THE MICE
THE WOLF NO
Go CORAN!!
Oof that guard tho
CORAN LOOKING HOT
MY BABES THEIR OUTFITS AWWW
AWWW EZOR AND HER GF ZETHRID
OMG AXCA WHAT
“Because the power of teamwork?”
Lol axca and coran
NO NOT PIDGE
YEES PROTECT PIDGE
Oof axca
WAIT coran CAN change his shape and size????
GO MICE GO MICE GO MICE
PROTECT PIDGE O R  E L S E
MICE!!!
Keith and lance carrying coran the way they carried shiro <3 <3 <3
“She’s always been sweet on that one with the flippity hair” KEITH???
KEITH TRASPORTED HIS BAYYARD??? WHAT
“Lance lead the way” KLANCE IS CANNON KING
Lance is so worried ab his bf but he’s such a good leader awww
WHERE. IS. HIS. SWORD.
“Guess it is true love” what is their relationship???
“Cant we just fight” keef lol he’s so gay and angry
Black saving keef
THREE YEARS????????
KEITH AND AXCA???? What are they???
EPISODE FOUR- YEEESSS GARFUL WARUL SNICK
OOF LANCE SO HOT
OMG KEEF LOL
Uh oh this is bad
Why does it keep glitching?
MY PINEAPPLE BOI
Allura raising  her hand
Go hunk!
KEITH IS TRYING SO HARD
Lance please. No. stop.
“Hello bob” “this is my lovely wife haggar”
Lol this fake zarkon is meee lol
“Id rather stay their lions than their points”
“She does look like that drawing”
Their poses lol
“Windy cave?’
OMG I LOVE FAKE GALRA
LANCE IS NOT DUMB FIGHT ME
NO HUNNY YOYR NOT THE DUB ONE
Lol that earth shop alien dude
YOU A R E  N O T  T H E  D U M B  O N E  L A N C E
“Do we believe this beautiful dum dum?’ He is beautiful but he’s NOT DUMB
OML lance please you’re trying your best!!!
“Go galra Go galra Go galra” ahaha
“You know Im the dumb one” NO YOURE NOT
Ahaha zarkons team
GO LANCE!!!!!!!!!
NOO LANCE
Go PIDGE!!!
Its just mINI GOLF
Oof good try pidge
Aww hunk and allura
LANCE VOTED FOR KEITH AND KEITH VOTED FOR LANCE AAAAHHHH KLANCE IS CANNON KING
“Aw thanks man” AWWWWW
AWW PIDGE AND HUNK
AWWWWWWWWW
YAY THEY WON!!!!!!!!
KEEF SOFT SMILES AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
CORAN HAS HEARD BOB
Aww bob
EPISODE FIVE-PIDGES NIGHTMARE LOL
Omg they all sleep so weird lol
“I guess that does make you an expert on killing time” LOL SHIRROOO
“Like mother like son”
SAME HUNK LOL
GO LANCE
Hunk making everyone burritos same
YEES NAME HIM KOSMO
Aww lances meemaw
“These big bohs get comedy”
Who is the hooded man(or woman idk)
Good dog
“Disgusting is altean for lovely. You don’t speak altean do you?’
haggar is dead???
NO NOT THE BLADES
The druids can fight me I swear
Aw krolia no
Wait kolivans alive!!!!
OH MY GOD WHAT
WAIT WHAT
THE DUDE WAS THE DRUIS THAT FOUGHT KEITH
WHERE.IS. LANCES. SWORD.
KEEFS WOLF
Wait are they stuck?? What???
FIGHT HIM KEEF
GO ALLURA YEESSS
KOLIVAN NO
yes allura get it
DONT HURT HER NO
Get him Keith
YEESS DESTROYED
“Good job Keith” KLANCE IS CANNON KING
Nooooo all the alteans are all gone
Awww krolia and kolivan
Awww KEITH AND HIS MOOOMM
HUGS
I LOVE YOU TOO KROLIA
EPISODE SIX-lol pidge “ITS ONE AND A HALF EARTH YEARS”
Lance is ready to die lol
YES HUNK YOUR PUNS YES
OML SHIRO STOPP lol
Awww Keith was excited ab his flight formation exercises
Angry wolf boi
KLANCE IS CA N N O N  K I N G
Lance is READY to die lol
“Told you lance would go crazy first”
NOO MY BBYS ARE TIRED AND SAD NOO
No hunk please no
“No I think time is different for me. Like im on dog years or something”
Woah Keith chill
Uh oh, is Keith going crazy???
Go lance, be a leader
SHUT UP KEITH WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EMO???
Uh oh THEYRE FIGHTING
GO HUNK
NO KEITH STOP EARTH??? E A R T H ? ? ?
No wait, what if its a mirage
IT IS A MIRAGE
GO HUNK
LISTEN TO HUNK
GO HUNK
Omg what is that
HUNKKK I LOVE YOU YOURE SO IMPORTANT HHHUUUUNNNKKK
Aww Keith
Wow its a good thing these spacesuits have jetpacks and literally unlimited power
YAY RED THE LIONS!!!
V O T R O N ! ! !
KEITH AND LANCE PUT THEIR BAYARDS IN AT THE SAME TIME KLANCE IS CANNON KING
Look at DEM WINGS
EARTH??? REAL EARTH?? THE Milky Way????? YEEEEESSSSSSSS
EPISODE 7 + 8 - EARTH YAY
OH NO
Earth is under attack
NOO
Flashback?
SSSAAAMMMSSSS WIIIFFFEE!!! AWWWWW
AWW
OOF GO COLLEEN YEESS
AWW KAITE Voltron Voltron Voltron
EEEWWW ITS JAMES
Ohh cool ships
GROSS JAMES MATT!!!!!!!!
This garrison girl is a jerk ugh
YEEESS COLLEN TELL THE WORLD GO GIRL
OK I DONT LIKE HIM BUT TBH JAMES IS HOOOTT
AWWWW THE FAMILY VIDEOS
CRYING
UGLY SOBBING
DONT LOCK MY HOLTS UP NO
NOO THE GALRA ARE HERE
Ok its fine they have a particle barrier its gonna be fine right?hahah? Fine? Hahah?
Ugh stuPID SENDAK
NOOOO
I HATE THIS GARRISON LADY UGH
A D A M
ADAM
A D A M
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDAM
OMG IT WAS ADAM
A D A M
PLEASE DONT LET ADAM DIE
A D A M
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADAM
DONT BE DEAD
ADAM
UGH JAMES
SENDAK NO YOU JERK
NO EVERYONES DYING
YEEEESS SAM HOLT
HE SAID QUIZNAK OML
WORLD WAR 3 WHAT?
OK VERONICA WHAT A BADA**
SAME I LOVE VERONICA
JAMES SUCKS
WHY IS JAMES ALSO AN EMO LOL
YEEES VERONIA GOOOO
NOOO VERONCA NOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
V E R O N I C A
WAIT
WASNT VERONICA LANCES SISTERS NAME???? WAS THAT HER? IS SHE DEAD? PLEASE NO?NOOOOOOOO
VERONICAS ALIVE THANK GOD
OMG I LOVE HER AGH  SHE IS LANCES SISTER
AAAAGGGGGHHHHH I LOVE HER
Her jacket looks like lances lol
ugh sedak u gross
YEEESSS AAAAGGGHHH VOLTRON WILL SAVE THEM
“Well what are we waiting for” you’ve Sid that three times Keith lol
EPISODE NINE-
GO VOLTRON SAVE UUUUUSSSSS AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
What are those space Frisbees they’re using lol
Aww kaltenecker and the mice
NO DONT CRASH
AAAAGGGGHHHH
Nooo earth is destroyed
WHERE.IS.LANCES.SWORD.
KEITH AND LANCE AAWWWW
KLANCE IS CANNON KING
OOOOOOOFFFFFFF ITTTTTSSS JAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEESSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
JAMES NOOOO AGGGHHH
WHERE IS ADAM BTW
AWWW THEIR FAMILYS AAWWW
UGLY SOBBING AGAIN
UNCLE LANCE?? AWWW
CRYING SO MUCH RN
AWWW HUNKS FAMILY AWW WHERE ARE THEY NOOOO???
NOT HUNKS FAMILY WHHY??
OMG CORAN STOP
KEITH AAAAWWWW
AWW KOSMO
UGH JAMES
ADAM
A D A M
SOBBING
ADAM
DONT BE DEAD
A D A M
SHUT THE FU*K UP JAMES
ITS HUNKS FAMILY SO SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE UGH
OMG coran and allure in the galaxy garrisons outfits lol
Ugh I hate this garrison girl what a jerk
GO PIDGE AND AULLRA YAY
OMG CORAN U LOVE YOU
Ooh arms?? For shiro???
AWWW KEITH AND HUNK
KEITH IS TRYING HIS BEST
AWWWW HHUUNNKKK I LOVE HIM
PROTECT HUNK 2K18
KEITH IS MOST IMPRESSED BY HUNK AWWWW
HUNK HUGGED KEITH
YEEESS HUNK GO GET YO FAMILY
UGH JAMES I HATE YOU
HHHMMMM QUESTIONABLE JAMES BUT OK
EW GROSS SENDAK HOLOGRAM
NOO ALLURA R U OK??
OOF VERONIC AND JAMES AND KEITH ANS HUNK AND AND AND
WHY DOES ALL OF HUNKS FAMILY HAVE HEADBANDS???
AWWW HUNK
SHIROS ARM!!!!!!
NOOO HUNK DONT CRY PLEASE
EPISODE TEN-SHIRO
oof the paladins in those garrison outfits tho
SHIROS ARRRMMM
Eew gross his arm is like sendaks
No
Wait what why noooooO!!!!!!!!!!
Allura? YOUR CROWN???
OOOOHHHHH INTERESTING
Yeess go my gurls
Oohhh shiro lookin hot
YYEEEEEESSSSSS MY SNIPER BOI LAAANNNCCCEEE hmm lance what?
Awww lance loves his sister and I love lance(and Veronica but like)
Same hunk
SnIpEr BoI
ok Keith
GO SNIPER BOI
Shut up James
YEESS LANCE COVER UR BF YEEESSS KOSMO
YES LANCE GO PROTECT UR BF YEESS KLANCE IS CANNON KING
Omg I love kosmo
Oohhh sniper bois i see
OOHHH GO SNIPER BOIS
Aww Veronica if only you knew
Pidge what
Ok Keith whatever
Oof get wrecked by my cosmic boi
“The pigeon is in”
A cannon???
Go hunk!!
YEESSS GO TEAM
These cannons are not good oh no
Shut up you garrison girl
THE LIONS WILL COME TO YYYYOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAHHHHHHH
YEEESSS GO SHIRO YES omg yay Veronica and lance
OOOHHH LANCE A ALLURA I SEE THIS OK OK OK AWWWWWWW THEYRE BLUSHINNNGGGGG
Same Veronica lol
Yeeeess go team
Go Keith!
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Kaltenecker same
Uh oh lance
No lance uh oh
AWWW THE LIONSS AAWWWW NOOOOO LANCE PLEASE LANCE
NOT VERONICA AND LANCE NO
Lance oh no
NOT VERONICA NO
Ok she’s fine its fine
GO MY SHARPSHOOTER BOOOOOOIIIIIII
YEEEESSSS REEEEEDDDD
OH NO THIS IS BAD NOT THE CANNONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO THAT GARRISON CHICK I KNEW IT I HATED HER NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
F O R M  V O L T R O N ! ! !
NO THEY HIT VOLTRON NO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH EPISODE ELEVEN-VOLTRON NO
THEY SHOWED KEITH AND LANCE TOGETHER IM DEAD
ADMIRAL SANDA IS A B*TCH
Ok shiro I see you
I hate admiral sanda ugh
And Sendak uuuggghhh
NUNVILLE WILL SAVE THE DAY AGAIN!!!
Jk jk jk lol
Ok but tbh I want a side series on James team like idk I just do
oh no, why aren’t their bayards working???
YEAH YOU SUCK ADMIRAL SANDA
Ok James I see you you hottie
GO ALTAS
No PLEAASE fly atlas FLY
No sam youre not USLESS
GO CORAN YES aww the castle crystal will power the ship awwww its the new castle of lions
YES CAPTAIN SHIRO YES ugh James is so hot oml
NO SENDAK NO
Ugh James so hot
Oof get wrecked
OOF GET WRECKED AAAGGHHH
Yes hunk we have to try
GO TEAM LEADER I LUV U KEITH
LANCE IS SITTING CRISCROSS APPLESAUCE I REPEAT LANCE IS SITTING CRISCROSS APPLESAUCE
ALSO go lions or whatever but LANCE
YAY HUNK YAY EVERONE!!!
Ooh this is cool they can pilot their lions without being in them interesting
Ok I see you admiral sanda
GO LIONS YEEESS
AAAAHHHH YEEESSS oof I still don’t like admiral sanda but whatever
Oh she dead aint she
OH JK I SEE YOU BLACK LION
Hunk your so extra lol’
Ok she is dead whatever
YEEESS MY BABES GO SAVE EARTH
EPISODE TWELVE-
Immediately forms voltron ok I see you
OH A PART ONE AND TWO???
OOHH JAMES IS SOOOO HAAAAAWWWWTTT UGH
Alright voltron lets go
Noice use the Sword
Oh my sam what the cannons do what
WHAT WHAT JUST HIT THEM NO
OH NO THIS IS BAD
GO LANCE BE. LEADER fine let him destroy his own ships, do the work for you
Oohhh dimes what a hottie
“Oh I thought you might have some mathematically advanced insight or something” lol same James
KEITH AND LANCE TAKE THE FURTHEST PLATES KLANCE KLANCE KLANCE
Get wrecked galra base oof
AAAGGGGHHH GO LIONS GO AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHH YAY THINK IT WORKED?? MAYBE?
Yeah get Sendak. He’s a jerk
AAAGGHHH GO CAPTAIN SHIRO GO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO SHIRO GOOOO
OH NO NO NO OH WAIT ITS THE ALTAS OK ITS OK FOR NOW oohhh James
G O  S H I R O omg shiro is done lol
DONT HURT MY SHIRO NO YEEESSS GO SAM SHIRO BETTER BE OK AFTER THIS I SWEAR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO
Yeah die sedan ugh
LANCE YES GO LANCE
GO LANCE YES
Ok allura eyes
Ok yay they can do it please!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO SHIRO
Shiro. Hunny. You need a helmet to breath in space ya idiot.
NO SHIRO AND SENDAK ARE AB TO FIGHT AGAIN AAGGHHH NO GO SHIRO GO GO SHIRO GO
SHIRO YOU CANT DIE again
SHIRO PLEASE BE ALIVE
SENDAK NO DONT DO IT YEEESSS THE BLACK LION YESS GO KEITH YEEESSS
Aww lance and allura
WAIT WHAT WAS THAT NO
EPISODE THIRTEEN -
Oh noooooo what is that??
ANOTHER ROBEAST??? SHIRO IS SAFE THANK GOODNESS
THIS IS BAD THO
Lance has Keith covered ok
YES KEITH YES TEAM LEADER YEAH CORAN wha shiro I swear
FORM VOLTRON
YES VOLTRON YES oof his stick is no good
DUAL SWORDS???? YEEEEESSSS
OH NO IT BROKE THE SHEILD NO
Oohhhh jaaammmeeessss so hot
YES GO PIDGE
OH NO THE ALTAS ITS LIKE THE CREATURES FROM THE RIFT KINDA?? OR THE SHIP WHEN HAGGAR TOOK THEIR QUINTESSENCE??? HUNKS FAMILY AGH
NO THE ATLAS NO VOLTRON IT STABBED VOLTRON
NO VOLTRON THE ATLAS NO AGH SHIRO WHAT YOU WHAT
SHIRO WHAT DID YOU SEE
OK YES THIS IS GOOD
ITS LIKE VOLTRON BUT ITS THE ATLAS OMG WHAT
ITS GOT THICK LEGGIES LOL
OMG ITS HUGE WHAT
GET IT ALTAS GO
OH NO IT GOT BIGGER WHAT
GO LANCE GO
KEITH AND LACE YES KLANCE IS CANNON KING AAAGGGHH
OOF GET WERCKED YEEESSS
ITS GONNA EXPLODE NOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AGH NO WHAT
DONT DIE NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HUNKS FAMILY NO
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIRO NO THEY BETTER NOT OF DIED
ADAM
A D A M
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MATT!!!!!!!
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO
ALL THE ALIENS YAY BUT WHERE ARE THE PALIDANS
OK HUNKS OK YAY
SHAY!!!!!!!!!!!AWWWWWWWWW
PIDGE!
LANCE!
ALLURA!
KEITH!
EVERONES OK EVERYONE HAS A FAMILY ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD OML WHAT
AXCA???
WHATS UP WITH THE CREATURE?
THE POWER SOURCE IS AN ALTEAN?????????
UUUUMMMMMMMM
Ok thats all!
Basically this is just incoherent screaming but whatever
What I got from this season was
A good season I really liked it
lots of team bonding and I think quite a lot of character development but thats just me idk really know all that much idk
LOTS of ship moments, a lot of klance (my personal fav lance is cannon king) but also some allurance too
New character and stories, love Veronica and James’s team is cool but idk ab James. (He is hot tho)
They could definitely make some spinoffs with the new characters
I though the end was good im really happy all the aliens are coming to earth
LOVE LOVE LOVED lance and hunks family for sure, kinda sad we never saw hunks family actually interact in present time but whatever
Also a little mad that the killed Adam bc I really wanted to see that play out and see a reunion but whatever
Wish they had addressed both Adam and James a little more there wasn’t a whole lot on that whole stuff
I loved lance in this season he’s got his family he’s becoming a leader and I loved him
Quite a few coran scenes but still not to much development
Sam holt was vv important
WHERE.WAS.LANCES.SWORD.I.SWEAR.
LOVED HAVING 13 EPISODES YES
Any who thats really it idk this is insane but here you go
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nekonokitty · 6 years
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Appreciation
Kim was more excited about the Garrison Appreciation Dinner then Lance. Simply because Kim felt that Lance need to be appreciated more then he was credited for. Kim appreciated Lance every day since they had start dating and he would never stop. 
So here they were, Lance wearing his uniform and Kim wearing a simple shirt, vest, and pants for the occasion. Nothing fancy, just sitting among Lance’s friends, talking and dining among each other. Kim chatting up with Pidge while Lance chat with Hunk, Shiro and Keith talking among themselves, but always come into conversation with each else. It was happy moment.
Until it was time for Appreciation Award, with each name that was called to come up for an award by Iverson. With each name called, Kim notice how Lance seem to slowly curl into himself. Almost every single Garrison teacher was called, except for Lance. 
“Now, if Mr. McClain could even do more work, maybe he would have gotten an award. He was the worse student here, he will always be a cargo pilot and I’m sure that his students would most likely fail because of him.” Iverson said...right into the mic...for all to hear. 
Kim only saw red. He shot up out of seat and stalk across the floor toward Iverson, ready to punch his lights out if Shiro didn’t pick him up and drag him away. 
Kim was cursing and blowing up a storm. He was angry that Iverson said that. Lance looks so dejected, saying that they were going home. Everyone nods and watch Lance and Kim leave.
At home, Kim was trying to cheer up Lance. “Lance, babe. You know Iverson is wrong. You’re not like that.” He said, resting a hand on his shoulder. Lance pulls away. “No. He’s right. He’s absolutely right. My students will fail because of me. I was always the cargo pilot, I was never good like Keith or Shiro.” He said.
Kim frowned. “Lance-”
“I was always the seventh wheel. I was never good enough. I don’t know how I was able to help save an entire universe. I wasn’t doing anything.”
“Lance.”
“That’s why my past relationships never worked. I was never good enough for anyone. I’m probably not good-”
“LANCE!” Kim yelled, cutting him off. “You’re more then enough for me.” He said. “I fell in love with you because of your flirtiness and your jokes. I fell in love with you because you were kind and gentle and caring. I fell in love with you because you made me feel special. I was so random emo kid that just wasn’t stable. You made me feel stabled and loved and cared for. You are the most outgoing person I know. Even when we are having sex, rough or gentle, you topping or bottoming, you were always gentle and caring, making sure I was alright. Lance, I love you for you. Your students loves you for you. Don’t let Iverson bring you down. I won’t let him.” He said. 
Kim gently cup his face with his hands. “I love you, Lance. We been together for 5 years now and I couldn’t be any happier or any prouder of you and if Iverson can’t see that, oh well, his lost.” 
Lance started to cry and Kim cooed and wiped away his tears, pressing gentle kisses to his face. “So how about you and me, cuddle on the bed, watching your favorite show?” Kim suggested. He didn’t have to wait for long as Lance nods. Kim gave a soft smile. “Alright. Go change and I’ll get the snacks.” 
Lance nods as he went to the bedroom, slipping out of his clothes and lay on the bed in simple t-shirt and boxer. Kim came back with the snacks, placing at the bedside so he can change into pjs. He always loved wearing Lance’s long shirts because it rest neatly against his thighs. 
Kim crawled into bed, next to Lance, sliding the snacks in the middle and switching on the TV, putting on Lance’s favorite show. All is at peace for now. 
As for Iverson, let’s just say Pidge left him a nice surprise in his office for the next morning.
@lanceamormcclain
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teddyylou · 7 years
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Klance: Detention
The high school AU where Keith and Lance’s bickering caused them to have to write a letter to the other about what they liked most about them.
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“Look, he is asleep at his desk again! What makes him think he is so good that he can just sleep through every lesson and still be the top of the class?” Lance Whispered angrily to Hunk, holding his hands up to show his annoyance. His best friends listened on next to him who honestly couldn’t be less interested in hearing this rant yet again.
“I know, what a bummer.” He replied in an inattentive tone, while mindlessly copying down the work that the professor had put up on the whiteboard.
“I am so much better at school then him, that mullet-head loner doesn’t even have any friends-”  
“Well I don’t need ‘em!” A loud roar of a voice shut Lance up instantly as Keith, who had clearly been awake this whole time, jumped up from his seat to face Lance, hands in fists by his sides and jaw clenched.
Lance just stared at Keith in silence for a few moments to process his shock before snapping right back.
“Only people who don’t have friends would say that. It’s not my fault you were raised by a pack of wolves in a cave-”
“ENOUGH!” Their professor roared, cutting Lance off once again. The whole class had shut up as soon as Keith had first yelled, now every pair of eyes were glued to the two boys as if they were anticipating some physical fight to occur.  
“DETENTION FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!” Their furious professor sent spit flying onto the desks of the first row of students in his rage.
“Look what you’ve done.” mouthed Lance to his rival as the class recommenced, earning him an ice cold glare as Keith slumped back down into his chair.
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“I’m sick of you two not getting along in my classroom. How do you expect to grow up as mature members of society if you can’t stop this utter nonsense. Grow up and learn to be civil. You aren’t a bunch of apes.” Their professor said in a firm and serious inflection as the two teens slouched in the front row of seats in the now empty classroom.
‘Wolves.’ Lance thought to say, but he never voiced it as he was already going to be serious trouble from his mama when he got home.
“You two can go.” He stated, causing both Lance and Keith to believe that that was the entire duration of their punishment. “When… you can both write a letter to each other saying what you like about the other. Then maybe you can finally put whatever this silly thing between you is aside.”
“What if we don’t like anything.” Retorted Lance.
“Well enjoy your stay at hotel Garrison Mr. McClain.” With that the professor left the room, closing the door behind him.
Lance just watched as Keith instantly pulled a piece of paper and a pencil out of his bag and got to work, leaning right over his table, tongue poking out of his mouth slightly.
Lance watched him scribble a few sentences before getting out his own stationary, looking at the blank page and willing for it to write itself. He couldn’t concentrate over the scratching of the other boys pencil and decided to break the silence.
“Wow, you must have a lot of great things to say about me. Can’t say I blame you.” He smirked. Keith didn’t even look up as he answered causing Lance’s smug expression to drop.
“I’m making it up, obviously. Do you think I actually want to stay here all afternoon. Some people have places to be.”
Lance rolled his eyes. Like Keith had anywhere to be. He turned back to his own paper.
‘Ok McClain, just make it up too, you will be out of here in no time.’
Lance started to scribble down how his actually loved Keith’s dumb mullet and how his emo fingerless gloves were going to one day be the latest fashion trend. He wrote all about how he must get so many girls with his broody personality and that he would one day win employee of the year at Hot Topic. He even put in the effort to attempt a picture of Keith at the bottom, hair and all, it was truly a masterpiece.
Lance assumed that Keith had written his letter to the same standard and they were both done in the next ten minutes. They quickly swapped papers and Keith ran from the room before Lance even had the chance to open his.
‘Why was he in such a hurry.’ Lance mediated.
Lance picked up his bag from the floor and left the room shortly after. He was midway down the hall when he decided to open the letter for some quality entertainment as he walked home.
One thin Lance hadn’t expected was for Keith’s writing to be so neat. The left-handed loops and curls of his cursive writing actually impressed him and he admired how Keith wrote his name for a second before he actually began to read.
He read in his head as he walked.
‘Dear Lance,
I don’t actually know why we are in a ‘rivalry’ as you often call it. I don’t actually mind you; I mean, sure you’re loud and obnoxious a lot of the time but I always hear your smart remarks about what the teacher says when you think I am sleeping. In all seriousness, I think you are funny. I like that you are good with people and I wish I knew how to talk like you do. Maybe if you weren’t so caught up in hating me we could have actually think we could have been really good friends.
I know I said that I made this up but I didn’t think you would even read it if you knew I actually meant every word.
From Keith.’
Lance had stopped dead in his tracks by this point, right outside of the school gates. He looked up in time to see Keith’s older brother Shiro’s car speed around the corner and out of his sight.
‘Could have been friends?’
‘I think you are funny?’
Lance was so confused. If Keith didn’t hate him, why did he fight with him so much? Why did he never make an effort to talk to him before?
Maybe he had.
Lance thought over what the letter had said for the entire walk home. He had a slight spring in his stride as he unlocked the door to his home and ran to his bedroom before anyone noticed.
‘Yeah, friends could work.’ Thought Lance as he folded the letter away into his bedside draw. Maybe he had meant what he had said in his letter a little more than he had originally thought too.
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Wow! Posting two days in a row? ME? I’m on a roll.
Enjoy this short little Drabble that I had to get out of my system.
~teddy
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a-dragons-drabbles · 7 years
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Voltron Au’s
@mutantgurls requested this when I hit 500 followers
Mulan AU
Pidge would obviously be Mulan because girl who disguised herself as a boy
Shiro is general what’s his face that sings I’ll make a man out of you (I wouldn’t include the romance that was in the movie because ew)
Keith as a much more emo Mushu
Lance and Hunk would definitely be those guys who sing a girl worth fighting for and tag along with Pidge
Lotor is the leader of the Huns
Matt and Mr Holt went missing during a battle and now Pidge is looking for them.
Waterslide AU (I dunno what else to call this)
So Lance came over to the Garrison from Cuba and his family still lives in Cuba.
Lance has not experienced many American things outside of the Garrison since he doesn’t have a lot of money is technically not allowed to leave the Garrison grounds
Keith/Shiro/Hunk(whoever I feel like pairing Lance with for this one. ) finds out that Lance has never been to a water park and has never heard of water slides which is very surprising since Lance’s all time favorite thing to do is swim and he absolutely loves water
Lance explains that they just don’t have water parks in Cuba and if they did then his family didn’t have enough money to go to one.
his significant other (again whoever I feel like pairing him with) takes it upon themselves to bring Lance to a water park for the first time
I may have them be in space if they are then his significant other would somehow convince Pidge to build one in the pool room as a surprise for Lance
of course Lance is overjoyed and has the time of his life
Hanahaki DIsease (Klance Edition)
the saying that you can’t love someone if you don’t first love yourself comes into play here
Lance has pretty bad anxiety and depression here and he genuinely hates himself, like no self worth at all
Keith has fallen in love with him at some point while they’ve been in space but Lance is incapable of reciprocating his feelings since he does not love himself
Keith develops the hanahaki disease because of the unrequited love he has for Lance.
Lance finds out about the disease and it makes him hate himself more for doing this to Keith
Keith nearly dies
Lance finds himself a space therapist who helps him learn to love himself
Lance returns Keith’s feelings and Keith makes a full recovery
Hanahaki Disease (Shatt Edition)
In this story hanahaki disease also affects you if your significant other dies
Shiro and Matt were dating pre-Kerberos mission
When Matt and Shiro get separated at the gladiator ring they know the other is still alive because they have not started coughing up blood and flowers like they would if the other had died
flash forward to when the paladins are in space
Shiro and Pidge have been working tirelessly to find Matt
they have finally located him and are pretty close to his location, only about a day’s journey from where he is
early the next morning when the team is getting suited up to leave,  Shiro collapses to the floor clutching his throat and coughing harshly
both Pidge and Shiro are devastated when Shiro coughs up flower petals that are speckled with blood
(Sorry for the change of format halfway through my phone is being weird. If you want me to write any of these please let me know. If you want to write any of these, feel free just give me credit for the prompt!)
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margsld · 7 years
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Outlander Epi 3.03 Recap
All Debts Paid like a good, Red-Coated Lannister should.
As always we salute the writer of each episode. This magical one is written by the legendary Exec Producer, Photographer, Location Scout and super fan - Matthew B Roberts. *raises glass
Boston, 1956. Claire and Frank really should have learned not to have breakfast together by now.  Sure Frank is the cook this time and damn, I can almost smell that bacon-grease fried bread but all this white fashion and happy conversation is giving me indigestion. Far from book Frank, TV Frank is a cheater! GASP But he’s discreet. Oh, that makes it better then...NOT.
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Meanwhile in Sunny Northern Scotland, it’s 1755 at Ardsmuir Prison.  Harry Quarry aka Old Geezer, is giving a dashing Lord John Grey (SWOON & SQUEE for Oz actor David Berry) the 10 schilling tour of his new Govenor-ing responsibilities.  Whisky is the only hightlight of being banished to the Northern-most post. Slainte! Short of hanging Lord John, this is hell itself especially since Kilts were banished post-Culloden.  Goodbye knee-porn. *reaches for a tissue
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They arrive in Ardsmuir’s happy place, the yard bursting with grinning prisoners, leaping about in the sunshine. Or not. Old Geezer points out the fully clothed (drats)  Red Jamie aka Hooligan of the Highlands, who has plagued Lord John’s conscience since their last meeting. Lord John is too swoony to speak. There he was, standing right there in the shadows of the yard looking like the artful Dodger himself.  Any shiftier looking and he’d swing out an arm, only for a ladder of fake Rolex’s to appear for a fiver each.
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Harry tells Lord John that he had supper with Mr Fraser, aka Mac Dubh weekly because who wouldn’t, ye fool.  Also, the other prisoners saw him as their leader and it kept the prison pleasant. That and 400 juicy rats.  Mac Dubh was not to be trusted though and was trussed up like a xmas ham in chains. Lord John declares he’ll not dine with that....I think he’s going to say ‘Spunk Rat’ here but then realises Harry would hear him and it could get awkward.  Instead, he ops for ‘Prisoner’ and we carry on.   
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When it’s time to clinker back to his luxurious cell, Jamie tinkles like xmas bell until he finds a little perch. A nasty cough is heard from behind him and then a familiar voice asks if he’s met the new governer?  For the love of all things grumpy, it’s Murtagh!  Hooray! He’s forgotten to brush his teeth since Claire left and rats are eating him alive but more concerning to Dr Jamie is his cough. 
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Forget where Murtagh’s been for the last umpteen years, we want to hear all about the new fella....  Jamie says he’s young, scairce more‘n a bairn which translates to.... well.... young.  Prison obviously makes you a bit gay because Jamie then notes his carriage *cough, his square shoulders then talks about his arse.  No wait, he has a ramrod up his arse.  This translates to 'educated and posh'.
Jamie is invited to chat with Lord John in his quarters, as Hazza Quazza suggested.  A rat crawls out of the dark and Lord John is mortified.  He demands a cat chase the fat rat until it’s splat.  No time for Dr Zeuss Jamie says, the cats would stop the gourmet cooking classes in the cells. Then what would bored prisoners do? 
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Claire has finally graduated from Medical school and has a party at the house.  Bree is taking photos to mark the occasion and neglects to put herself in a picture.  Good parenting.  Frank is eager for them all to leave for their dinner reservations. Not suspicious at all, Frank.  Wasn’t he M16? Oopsey, Claire finds a pretty blonde lady on the doorstep.  Double oopsey, Frank didn’t mean to have his mistress turn up early.  So busted.  Claire decides its suddenly quite normal to go to reservations an hour early and clears the party goers out toot-sweet while Frank and little Miss Early-pants stand aside pretending they are decorative palms. Oh Frank.
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The hills are alive with the sound of a ranting madman in Scotland.  Red coats find a hobo wandering near the coast and take him into custody. Duncan Kerr rants about Gold and curses so of course the Red coats get excited.  Lord John, smelling his golden ticket back to civilisation, hurries to Jamie to make a deal.  He’ll lose the Emo jewellery if he translates the madman’s Gailidgh and French ramblings. It's a deal.
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Frank comes home from his hot date with Candy, errh, Mandy or is it Sandy and Claire is waiting for him.  He’s visibly drunk and she’s visibly ready to insert his British-issue ramrod! Claire accuses him of humiliating her in front of her colleagues.  Frank slurs ditto and that her face is like glass; no one at his work believes in their sham marriage anyway.  Claire gets snippy about his girlfriend and Frank says Sandy is no harlot, she has a PHD in linguistics.  Who saw that coming?    PS I want that bar!  He poors another drink because we all know you win arguments when you are drunker!  She asks if they’ve done the horizontal tango in their bedroom and Frank lashes back with a stinging “I think our bedroom is too crowded already”. Ouch Claire.  That’s a fine serving of karma pie you’ve just choked on.
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It’s cheery days over at Ardsmuir resort too.  Jamie is trying to work out what the near-dead Duncan is raving about.  He is very interested when Duncan mentions the McKenzie, Ellen marrying silkies and a White Witch.  I fear he’s stumbled across some cocaine hustler but he insists that the Gold is cursed and the white witch will come for Jamie.  Spooked af.  Jamie tells the eavesdropping Lord John that Duncan was not making much sense.  John smells a rat and this time its a big red, unshaven Scottish rat not telling the truth.  He threatens to get it out of Jamie but Jamie just snorts.  Umm been there, done that, bought the Black Jack Tshirt already, Lord John.
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Bree turns 16 and it’s evident Claire and Frank are no longer on the same page. 
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Murtagh is getting more Dr Jamie medicine.  Does anyone else think perhaps it’s Jamie’s healing skills causing them all to be sick in the first place?  Murtagh is curious about Duncan Kerr’s news and when he hears of the story including a White Witch, he launches into some purvey memory about Claire and how often he thinks of her.  It’s kinda creepy but hey, prison. What is in that tea, Jamie?
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 Lord John summons Jamie for supper.  Jamie decides that’s a great time to suggest the Governor let the men roam the moors and set traps so they can catch their own meat, since the British are too stingy.  At first Lord John thinks he’s pulling his leg but then Jamie explains it's another rat under the table. The prisoners can set their traps while out Peat collecting.  Oh well that’s alright then! They have supper together and Lord John explains the lack of intelligence of a pheasant but it’s good with red wine sauce.  Jamie takes a bite and instantly has a foodgasm. 
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Later, back at story time in his cell, Fraser decides sweet-talking the cellmates to sleep with his tales of buttery rolls, is a kindness.  He's gone saft in the heid. If it was me sharing a cell and missing the good food, I’d tear him limb from limb.  Or lick him. A lot.
Lord John now surely needs anxiety medication, after Jamie jumps him while out taking a leak beyond the prison walls.  Jamie had escaped from the Peat Gang a few days earlier and now had returned.  Jamie confronts Lord John about their history and tries to insight him to kill him as he promised the first time they met.  John refuses to kill an unarmed man and they share a look. It's love blossoming.
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They wander the nearby field shooting the breeze, as you do. John listens carefully as Jamie reveals why he had to go see if Claire was the white witch, Duncan was raving about.  And of the gold?  Jamie says he found an empty box with one jewel remaining and hands Lord John a perfectly cut sapphire. They are now BFFs.
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Quick bounce back to Bree graduating in 1966 from high school. Claire chooses to wear white again. I’m sensing a pattern here.
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In Ardsmuir, Lord John refuses to deny his fave prisoner’s requests.  Who can say no to that big red lion.  Lord John gets Murtagh a proper doctor.  Jamie can stop collecting Watercress now and Murtagh is vera grateful.
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Jamie is playing chess with Lord John and they bond over wicked moves and their lost loves.  John confesses to losing his boyfiend at Culloden and Jamie tells John that his wife was called something starting with C. Umm, yeah, that’s it Claire.  She loved festering boils like no other.  John is impressed and jealous all at once.  More reminiscing ensues about their first meeting.... “If you found a 16 year old shitting himself a worthy opponent Mr Fraser, then it’s no wonder the highland army was defeated”.  Nah, it was the stupid bravery that impressed him mostly.  Is John blushing?  They bond like super glue to a shoe and things are going rosy.  They talk of that fun time he thought they were raping Claire too - oh the scallywags. 
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Things get melancholy because alcohol. These two girls can’t handle their plonk and Lord John goes in for a raunchy hand caress.  Jamie suddenly realises he’s on the menu and tells John to take his hand off him or he’ll replace his ramrod with his sword.  John realises he’s just made a mammoth mistake and things are more tense than a rat in a prison cell before lunch time.  Jamie leaves in disgust and Lord John sheds a tear, for he needed new pants again. *squelch
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Frank tells Claire he wants to move to England and take Bree now that she’s 18. She could go to Oxford while he works at Cambridge and Sandy, Mandy & Candy can come be his proper wife/wives.  Claire tells him no frikkin way. Bree is hers and he can’t take her.  He reminds Claire that every time she looks at Bree she sees Jamie and he just wants to live with a wife who loves him.  Fair point.  Insert shit storm and tears here.  He storms off out the door with his keys just as the phone rings.  Claire is called to the hospital for surgery. 
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Ardsmuir is closing as it’s too comfy now for prisoners and the next garrison want to move in.  They insist they have a better recipe for Rat stew.  Jamie is pulled out of a line up away from Murtagh and is told he is being moved elsewhere.  The others will be indentured and sent to the colonies (America).  It’s a hideous moment where we are all waiting for Jamie to start struggling and shouting and trying to get back to Murtagh before they are separated by a whole ocean but it doesn’t happen. They can only exchange manly looks. Snow is falling as Jamie is tied to Lord John on a horse and is forced to walk for days.  There is little chit chat during their journey.  Lord John says they’ll have to talk eventually.  Jamie is still sulking about Murtagh but Lord John says they'll only be slaves for 14 years.  No biggy.
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They eventually stop on a barren hill overlooking an extremely large estate. Ok it’s more of a palace but it’s home for now.  Helwater Estate is owned by the Dunsany’s and Lord John has arranged for Jamie to live there for now.  He explains it really is the best he could do for Jamie, short of a pardon and he should be totes grateful.  They kiss and make up and stride off into the sunset. 
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Claire is soothing a patient’s stressed relative when she sees Dr Joe coming with his serious face. This can’t be good.  It’s Frank!  Nooooooooooooo!   There’s been a car accident.  Well, stick a fork in me I am done as all the feels are happening on my face.  Damn onions. 
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Claire races to the morgue to see that he is indeed dead. As she enters the room, my heart shatters with hers.  Frank’s face is without a scratch and so surely he’ll pop up in a minute like Jon Snow.  Give it a minute...... ok, one more minute..... Nope. *ugly crying  She finds his dead neck most magnetic and goes in for a whiff or a kiss, we aren’t sure.  It’s a bit weird.  Claire confesses to his nearby spirit that she really did love him *eyeroll and that he was her first love. Nawwww. *tears again.  Claire slowly leans in for a final kiss and a tear rolls down her face onto Frank’s nose.  Gahh!  Too blurry to type more..... 
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The End.
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A Sixpence Song
Chapter 3: Ink
@klangst-week
Keith writes poems in a notebook, a hobby that he rarely partakes in. It’s strange imagining a brooding, dark-haired teen writing poems about flowers and feelings, but then again…
“I thought you could’ve been something great, but I guess you’re just a dropout.”
“It’s such a shame to see a young man throw his life away like that, without rational thought.”
“Oh what do you know, dropout?”
“You threw away your chance to be something good in this world, you know that? Threw it away on the hope for a dead man.”
“We can’t let him stay, he’s Galran! Who knows what he’ll do!”
“My family is gone because of his kind, my entire planet! All my people! I will not let one of them on my ship, as a Paladin!”
“We were supposed to be fighting Galrans. Isn’t that what we’ve been doing? What do we do now?”
Maybe it’s not difficult to imagine him doing that after all.
Keith’s personal hell is silence.
You wouldn’t think this from a boy who’d lived alone for a long time in the middle of nowhere, but there are many things that are unexpected about Keith.
But the desert isn’t nearly quite as empty as people would expect. There’s lizards that scuttle on the walls at night, distant barks and howls of wild dogs and coyotes on the wind. Owls hoot in the evening and raptors screech in the mornings. And on the rare days when even those are all silent, there’s the cheap shitty radio at the top of the metal drawer, tuned only to one of the few channels available to him.
It was country or static, so he took country.
But now, he didn’t even have the annoying twanging of guitars or gruff voices singing about beer, girls and trucks to comfort him. There’s nothing here but endless darkness and silence, a crushing quiet that sucks any hope out of him. There’s nothing for him here but him and his own head, and a million questions that he can’t answer, doesn’t want to answer, that tear and rip at the edges of his mind, like an itch that he can’t scratch.
Distractions come in the form of sinking into memories, good and bad, any one that is clear. He’s in his first flight class, riding the adrenaline high of piloting the shaking, bouncing flight simulator, stepping out with pride in his chest and one of the highest scores seen ever in the Garrison. He’s thirteen on his first bike, zooming down the street whooping to school, right before he hits a rock and skids nearly a yard on the pavement (there’s still a long, striped scar on his leg from that incident). He’s watching T.V, some documentary on Mothman, mumbling a goodbye as his dad leaves on an ‘errand’. The last time he’d ever see him again.
He bounces back to happier memories, though those are limited. Learning martial arts from Youtube videos and practicing his roundhouse kick in the dormitory alone, while everyone else was out to dinner. Feeling a sense of grim satisfaction in the next memory, when he knocked the front teeth out of that asshole kid who called him a ‘no good sonafabitch bastard fag’ and his bale gray shoes were stained red. A sensation of mild irritation when Iverson chewed him out for it, put him in detention where he was alone, save for the other kid.
The other kid, of course, was Lance. Sitting in the front corner by the door, tapping and doodling on the desk with his pencil. Keith sat on the opposite side, fidgeting awkwardly with the pen he’d ‘borrowed’ from Iverson’s desk earlier, taking it apart and putting it together again. Over and over, cap, spring, ink cartridge, nib, metal ring, outer case. Outer case, metal ring, nib, ink cartridge, spring, cap.
Tap, tap, tap. Goes Lance’s pencil. Keith glances up, and stares. No smile now, instead a rare look of patient serenity. No sign of anger, disappointment, sadness at his situation, but instead an aura of calm. If not for the slow blinks, long fluttering lashes that are the woman’s envy, he could be sleeping.
Snap. Keith had accidentally broke the ink cartridge while putting it back in, and now black ink gushed out over the desk, staining his hands, seeping into the cracks of the white linoleum floor. The teacher in charge, a tired, white matron with severe eyes and a hooked nose, glances up at the noise, sighs angrily, and motions towards the bottle of cleaner and paper towels by the window.
Lance snickers softly on the other end of the room, and Keith feels his neck flush with embarrassment and anger. Accompanied, for some reason, by a strain of pleasure.
For once, he made Lance laugh, not the other way around. And Lance didn’t even know him, earning a bittersweet victory.
As he mops up the chemical-smelling liquid up the floor, the tap-tap-tapping ensues, except now it’s not a simple monotonous pattern. It’s seemingly erratic, short clips there, pauses here, and occasionally he would still his hand and go completely still, as if listening, before continuing his tapping.
Morse. Keith realizes, and he nearly wants to laugh. He’s talking in Morse, probably to one of his friends by the door. And sure enough, when he looks up at the door, there’s that big dude Hunk, the kid that you couldn’t hate for the life of you and almost always had to accept hugs from-most of the time you didn’t have a choice anyway, the guy had arms like a bear. His hand raps out of sight, on the doorframe, a quiet muted series of thumps that took a keen ear to hear.
Keith watches as Lance listens intently, grins devilishly, and taps back a response. A laugh bubbles in his stomach; for a kid who was made of movement and was hardly still, here he was, able to learn Morse to talk to a friend through the door.
He starts wiping down the desk, scrubbing the ink off. In the few moments since it’s release, it was already sticky and hardening, and took a considerable amount of force to remove it. As he moves his hand in circular movements, he listens to the conversation.
Im so b-o-r-e-d Lance even took the time to add a second’s pause between letters, for emphasis. You had to admit, one had to admire the dedication to dramatic flair.
Cant do much for you there. Is Hunk’s faint reply. Movie night?
Uh hell yeah Jeez, he even took the time to communicate seemingly trivial thoughts. And for some reason, this makes him seem all the more likeable. He’s human, and he communicates this in stupid dorky ways. Pop the corn!
Hunk rolls his eyes. Hows detention
Eh not that bad just me here. He stops for a moment. Oh yeah me and keith
Hunk blinks in surprise. You mean top of class keith?
Only one keith i know dude Lance smirks. Man hes even more emo up close
I wouldnt say that fifteen feet away is close lance but whatever you say
Hunk seriously though hes so weird Keith’s blood seem to chill as he translates this. Like he just spilled ink everywhere and i think hes staring at me
All the teachers expect more out of him thatd turn me a little weird too tbh
Yeah but like hes so weird A brief moment of quiet where he contemplates for a choice of words, and during which Keith increases his attempts, lemony smell of the cleaner stinging his nose as he squeaks the towel against the table. Like what the hell is up with the haircut? And hes so quiet
Keith doesn’t catch Hunk’s response, but he does hear Lance’s, despite his attempts to drown it out. And he hardly talks to anyone. It’s like he has no friends
Pause for Hunk. Yeah but seriously hes sorta creepy Pause for Hunk. That wouldnt be surprising Pause for Hunk. He always one upping me and it pisses me off. Its bad enough that im barely scraping by but then here comes mr hotshot and suddenly hes teachers shining example. Its all keith this keith that and im sick of it. Everytime iverson says his name i want to barf
By now Keith was struggling not to shake. It was like being stabbed, except remembering a mishap he had a long time ago with a knife, stab wounds hurt less. When using a sharp enough knife, all you remember about it is that it's cold and everything's dizzy. Now, it felt like the air was a thousand times colder than a knife accident in the warm spring sunlight, and his head reeled violently. The desk, despite having been cleared away of ink several minutes ago, was still suffering Keith’s violent scrubbing.
“Keith. Keith Kogane!”
He blinks; the teacher is calling his name. “Yes?”
“You may go.” And with her final words, and he releases his hold on the world, watching it dissolve back into the eternal inky darkness. Lance, Hunk, and the teacher pay no mind as they vanish into specks of light that are quickly swallowed by the shadows.
Of all the memories he could have chosen to relive, it was that one. The one that haunts his dreams and tugs on his brain. But he needed it for the pain, the pain was what reminded him that he was still human, he was alive, he was real. He was still Keith Kogane, ingrate, dropout, excelled student, future fighter pilot, top of the class. Still Keith Kogane, Red Lion Paladin, tired sixteen year old, stupid teen with a crush on a boy, listened to country music. Still here. Still alive. Still real.
He chooses a nicer memory this time, one that’s soft and gentle. A lullaby he picked up somewhere, accompanied by soft guitar and warmth. His eyes are closed in this one, all fuzzy splotches of pink behind his eyelids, and he welcomes the feeling.
He doesn’t go back to the inky darkness for a long time.
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