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assiraphales · 1 year

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dear diary I am still banished (do not have access to the polls feature) and am beginning to fear I will never step foot onto the promised land

#polls #is this bc I sent an email making fun of the lives to staff

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skellydun · 1 year

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Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:

me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?

girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it's just work, work, work.

me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)

girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it's relentless. and it's every week! how many mondays can someone go through?

me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I'm calling--

girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i'm so tired. i'm soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.

me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D

girl: yeah. but she's sleeping with me. at my house. didn't he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?

me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i'm calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?

girl whispering: what?

me awkwardly: it's...i'm dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.

girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend--I cannot believe--I told you work was relentless. I don't really mean that! I talked about blenders!

me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that's why you're interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?

#JUST KNOW IF UR EVER AWKWARD ON THE PHONE ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD #She was my first call of the day and I was like Girl please let me cancel all my other calls so I can learn more about u #Ur interviewing in TN but lets be friends #sometimes my job is funny #and then the rest of the day i kept thinking how relentless is this day #and then some douche hole sent me a demeaning email and i was annoyed so it's really ups and down of the office world

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riumeri · 9 months

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"Huh? You got a weird email from me yesterday? U-um, yeah, about that... My account was hacked, so you can just ignore it."

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #kageyama ritsu #reigen arataka #hanazawa teruki #comic #teruritsu #riteru #(if you squint)#i struggled A LOT with this comic for the past several months so i'm happy it's finally done!!!#inspired by a chain email my friend sent me in 2010 #and also i'm just a huge fan of ritsu being Dramatic.#(also also sneaking in teruritsu crumbs for myself and like. the 5 other people who love this rarepair lmao)

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ohno-wallace · 3 months

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I had a little idea that John has Sherlock walk Archie sometimes for “much needed bonding”

inbox open for Sherlock & Co. Requests!

#Thank you to the anon who requested some Archie content!#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #sherlock holmes #john watson #wanted to experiment with some brighter colors!#Also I sent my first post to John through his email and he loved it I’ve passed away #He said he saved it to his phone immediately I’m weeping

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ghcstao3 · 6 months

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ghost gets email privileges revoked because he cannot stop threatening people with passive aggressive and just straight-up aggressive replies to anything that even mildly annoys him

he regularly signed off emails with “count your days”, and said things like “are you thick in the head?”, “if you had the capacity to think…”, “to put into words even a toddler could understand”, etc. and it’s honestly surprising no one said anything sooner

#cue that one john mulaney email joke that’s like #‘hey you want me to kill this guy for you? because i will totally kill this guy for you’#sent to soap after soap complained one (1) time about graves #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #silly headcanon

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077891st · 21 days

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trying to remember how to draw again 🐠

#my art #geminitay #sketch #mcyt #hermitcraft #mcytblr #art #hermitblr #mcyt fanart #geminitay fanart #hermitcraft s10 #hc s10 #hermitcraft fanart #i've never drawn a fish in my life can you tell #my mom switched us to an ISP that works really well in the rurals but we dont live in the rurals so the speed is hilariously poor.#I'm reliving 2011 against my will. it took 3 hours to download all 20 of the stardew mods i use. i watch youtube videos in 140p.#it takes 5 minutes to send an email. like. from pressing send to the mail being sent.#autosaving this post failed!!! i didnt know that was something that could happen #customer support has been unhelpful. this whole thing feels like an elaborate april fools joke. im not upset btw it IS funny

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crazybigredlove · 2 years

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6th July 2013

Petey!

All three of the guys from the dating site sent me a text message. Pretty sure they were the modern equivalent of a mating call. Do you think it's okay to screen them according to their grammar and use of the English language? Is that a bad thing? Seems fair enough given that I am a journalist of sorts. Maybe I only write ill-informed fitness articles, but same-same. Okay, yes technically a filler writer for a magazine, but I have a degree in journalism. Or creative writing anyway, which these days really is the same thing.

Shut up.

As yet only one has managed to spark my interest and - brace yourself - he's a ginger. I'm not talking a little bit of an orange tinge, I mean shocking fire-engine red hair. He's well over six foot tall (I am still strictly enforcing my six foot two height minimum) and he seems so sweet. Also, he seems very athletic. That's important in my world (refer to earlier point on writing fitness articles. Sure I personally may be allergic to exercise, but staring at pictures all day of men working out has resulted in unrealistic expectations of what Prince Charming is going to look like. Plus, if I can't have Prince Harry this guy is definitely an acceptable substitute). Oddly, he asked for my email even though he had my phone number, but I complied and the first email chimed through only minutes later. War and Peace long but unexpectedly sweet, so I replied being my usual charming and funny self. Translation: I prattled crap and stressed the whole time about how uncool I sounded. Seven drafts later I had to hit send because I didn't even recognise the person in the email anymore and I feared that if I kept going I'd be so far removed from myself that I'd be some sort of load back Victoria’s Secret model cool chick who lives a life constantly harassed by beautiful men. As it was I may have told him that I was of Icelandic ancestry. I'm still not sure how that happened. Anyway, he emailed back a short time later and that was when I told him to just text me again. He did and asked if we could meet up soon. Requested a picture so that I could actually see his face as apparently the kids these days think that when you're looking to pickup the best way is by posting photos of yourself that are so dark and blurry an eye examination and new prescription glasses are required immediately by anyone hoping to view them.

Well.

He's cute. Yes. He seems cheeky. Yes. But sending me a picture of himself flipping the bird? I'm going to just take a stab in the dark and say his mental age is either younger than Christopher's or he has no clue about women. I'm not even sure which one I want to be right. Needless to say I did what I do, which is send a text back without hesitation and which probably ended the short- lived romance. He responded saying something similar. Then he sent one apologising. Then I ignored him all afternoon till he sent me one asking if we were good.

Then I got distracted and only remembered that I hadn't replied about, oh, four seconds ago.

So that's a new relationship PR: two emails and four texts. I am mentally unwell.

Harry did insist that I write to you about my problems, and while I feel the bulk of my problems do stem from my absolutely crap dating life (see exhibit A: Big Red giving me a middle finger salute as a mating call) he seems to think there is something deeper going on. Like the fact that I lay awake for hours every night thinking about nothing and everything seems cause for concern. Now, without startling you, he may have thrown the word “depression” around, but you have to know how I feel about labels. Likely he was being a jerk and a little overzealous. Besides, I'm not even convinced that I have problems.

Buffy chewed through your duvet. Thought you should know. Also, have blown two light bulbs this week and even the tallest chairs in the house are still not tall enough for me to reach. I would ask your brother to fix them but seriously, he'll make a move on me. That would result in his body hanging from the balcony with a 'Love Liv' sign hanging around his neck and I don't have time to deal with being charged with murder this week.

Liv x

PS. Bumped into your folks at the markets. Your Ma invited me around for dinner (plus she said I'd lost weight. Ha!). Accepted cordially and explained that it was the least I could do given that I knew that her crap parenting was the reason you'd fled so abruptly. Ok. I didn't really say that. But if I did would you come back?

#love #friendship #dating #wtf #memories #emails i sent #emails #letters

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obsob · 2 years

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sending emails but sniffling and whimpering after typing each word

#mine #original #this is a self portrait today i sent 3 emails then had to go hve a warm bath #i hate emaisl i jhefb f hasf iw ant to bite emails as hard as i possibly can once really hard #im manifesting an illustration agency wanting me its going to happen i can feel it #pls pls spls plslslsp spls #i had more ot write but all gone from my head.....too many emails made brain fried #one of th cats has decided that her food is disgusting and is refusing 2 eat it .....little beast #shes been eating it very happily for like 3 weeks and now is like? kill yourself actually #anyway. am cold. going to go hve food.

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teashay · 4 months

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#design for palestine #.png #been scrolling through palarchive and I wanted to make some posters tbh.#I have like 70 bucks worth of printing credits left at my college umm next week i will see if i can print out some more stuff #its really funy though the chancellor sent out an email saying not to use school related accounts to organize and promote terrorism #like okayyy

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butchniqabi · 1 year

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i know a lot of people hate emails, but personally i love being able to formally give information. there's a formula i can follow and it works well all the time...literally so much fun its like madlibs

#the first email i sent was decidedly Not Fun #but the second one was much better and easy to do #im so good at writing emails you guys give me your details i'll draft one for you

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bamsara · 1 year

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