#educate me on this pls

[les-mys]

I'M MAKING MY SILLIES !!!!! THEY ARE MINE! THEY WILL LIVE!!

#im writing my OCs lmao #hehehehehehehehe >:] #im vv excited about it :D #its blurry on purpose #dont wanna spoil anything :] #is blurriness a tw? #idk #:| #educate me on this pls #im not sure #cause i feel like it could be counted as eyestrain -ish but im not sute #sure* #ill edit a cw/tw if it is :] #anyway #MY SILLIES ARE GOING TO BE ALIVE #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[brrrkdslek]

im jus gonna leave this here

#brrrkdslek chat! #free palestine #free sudan #free congo #friendship is magic #ik some of u bitches r gonna come @ me for this #stay educated my gays!! #jews and israelis are different things pls rmb

[asbestos-11]

that one post that's doing rounds on twitter is made for me and my fellow mpreg enjoyers.

the twitter post in question. made by user tarraerae

#genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #focallette #draw tag #MPREG FANS RISE UP IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE #uni's got me pooped. istg i have about 4/5 ongoing projects and all of them are like long term and it just zaps me of my energy doing them #so uhhhh idk when any actual cool and amazing art will happen so pls satisfy yourselves with these no brainers #again don't pursue a formal art education or you'll be making chairs for your whole 1st year

[pilfappreciator]

ATTENTION TROLLS FANDOM!!

This is very important. Mostly to me but maybe you guys have been wondering this too idk but anyways:

How does troll reproduction work exactly?

Cuz I'm genuinely curious. I dont think anyone on the series production team has said anything and so far I've seen absolutely no one touch on this subject but as someone who's always had an interest in the habits of creatures (both fictional or otherwise), I kinda sorta maybe NEED to know this otherwise I'll never be able to sleep peacefully again

Full disclaimer that I'm specifically talking about the whole egg situation, I am NOT ASKING HOW THEY GET IT ON IF I WANTED THAT ANSWER I'D GO TO DEVIANT ART OR TWITTER OR WHATEVER LAWLESS PLATFORM GOD STEERS CLEAR OF. This discussion shall remain STRICTLY educational, thank you very much

But anywho. Let's dive in

So trolls come from eggs. This is basic knowledge. First instance of this phenomenon (as far as I know, I've only seen the movies) is from World Tour.

Egg pops out of Guy Diamond's hair, egg hatches and BOOM, (literal) baby. Now I understand that this whole sequence was probably just a gag and a way for DreamWorks to implement another (merchandisable) addition to the cast HOWEVER this sequence also raises a few questions

First off, as far as I know Guy Diamond has no partner (again: I haven't watched any of the spinoff shows). Either that or maybe the other troll was a sorta one-night-stand/no-longer-in-his-life kinda situation? Which is great either way cuz its shown he obviously cares for his son and we at Tumblr appreciate a loving single father no matter the circumstances, but if my former theory is correct than that would imply that trolls are capable of reproducing asexually. Like onions.

Now if that hypothesis is, as they call it, "cap" then that would mean that some sorta hanky panky has to go down before an egg comes into question. And if that's the case, does this mean that male trolls are traditionally the ones who carry the eggs?

But that can't be right, can it? Afterall, World Tour gave us yet ANOTHER egg scene later on in the movie

In Cooper's flashback, we clearly see Queen Essence being the one carrying the eggs meanwhile King Quincy is eggless. Now, as far as i see it, this could be explained either one of four ways:

1) Quincy was the one who actually produced the eggs and Essence is merely holding them for her husband (since her hair seems more fitting to be a makeshift nest compared to Quincy's)

2) Female trolls are the ones who produce the eggs. Guy Diamond is just a trans icon

3) Troll reproduction differs from genre to genre

4) There is a... *sighs* a/b/o type of dynamic among troll kind where certain trolls are capable of giving birth/siring children depending on a secondary gender

In regards to theory #3, this could also explain why Guy Diamond seems to reproduce and hatch an egg in such a short amount of time (like 5 seconds I'm pretty sure) as opposed to Queen Essence/King Quincy who's eggs presumably went a while longer before actually hatching.

Actually, speaking off eggs, are trolls the only species in their world that reproduce that way?

Because now that Band Together has officially been released, we now know for certain that it's possible for different species to crossbreed. Biggest example? Resident DILF Bruce and his giant muppet wife

(Credit to @captainunderkrupp )

When I saw these two... I swear...

And these two already have a shit ton of kids okay so like... either Brandi was the one giving birth or trollsona Daveed Digs was over here pumpin out eggs, which I mean-

DO YOU SEE HOW BIG THESE THINGS ARE COMPARED TO BRANCH AND POPPY?? Believe me I am PRAYING that Bruce gave himself some serious maternity/paternity leave because my guy is honestly a trooper

But yeah any thoughts? :))

#i made a whole nother tumblr account just to ask this question pls somebody gimme their thoughts PLS- #i want someone at dreamworks to make an educational encyclopedia about the different species of the Trolls Universe im not asking for much #Bruce and Brandi make me feel some sort way #i will not be specifeying what way #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #poppy trolls #branch trolls #spruce trolls #bruce trolls #brandi trolls #guy diamond #tiny diamond #gueen essence #king quincy #but thats just a theory A TROLL THEORY #pilf post

[troutpopulation]

I GOT MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TODAY!!!

Hough hi I'm Miffy/Delph and I'm a filipino/mixed indigenous nonbinary latina and an archaeologist student in community college that just got the opportunity of a lifetime. In this field school I would be learning how to survery land with drones, LIDAR and GSI technology, and properly process artifacts. I would be at the dig sites and this could really kick-start my dream career and help me get to other dig sites and be part of the underrepresented voices of indigenous archaeology students.

I need to raise 6200 by March 31st and then pay for my flight if you could pls pls pls plssss help at all, anything you can donate I seriously appreciate it and please do share.

pa**y**pal.me/delphontheshelf

#Boost #Education #Pweeeeez I'm so funny and I draw good u love me so bad pls help me male my dreams come true

[blue-website]

this is weird but I wanna go up to dr reflex and say "FUCK YOUR DAMN TESTS" and see how he reacts

(this was a thought I had jsjsjsj)

he doesnt like it when you insult his work like that.

#baldis basics #dr reflex #baldis basics fanart #bro is angry #pls do his test i got squished by him 3 damn times and HE TOOK VICTORY FROM ME TWICE #the consequences to not having ur yearly check up w ur doctor ong lol #ask #doodles #art #bbieal fanart #bbieal #baldis basics in education and learning

[spookedbutters]

I’ve seen so many posts about these two ski jumpers but I have no idea about the actual sport, I just know people ship them and now I want to know the lore!!

#ski jumping #I think the ship is called Lellinger?? #lellinger #someone pls educate me

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Writing a piece on Miles Morales, Brooklyn and Trap Music

In literal tears at how trap music, aka the 'really really vulgar violent materialistic' rap music is actually like... The purest and most radical form of black art in the recent decades.

Like I genuinely think songs about guns and money and trap houses and diamond chains are incredibly radical because it's a medium made to appeal COMPLETELY and only to black people.

It's made to be so vulgar that it CANNOT be censored. You can't censor WAP. Half the lyrics would disappear.

Trap music and scary black music about guns and gangs and struggle and money and sex and excess - it all COMPLETELY rejects the white ideal. White morality and politeness.

That's why FOX hates it so goddamn much.

Black people openly saying "We're going to be ghetto and loud and sexual. And you're gonna drive the same cars as you. Live in your neighborhoods. NOT ASSIMILATE."

And I know most nonblack people may not take interest in it or might openly judge it but like.. it really is entirely radical and punk as fuck.

And it's a big part of where Miles and ESPECIALLY MILES!42 is from.

Trap music is like Miles!42. Unflinching, full of culture, intimidating to the uninitiated, and DOPE AS SHIT.

Nonblack people - scary violent rap music with 'bad morals' and gangs and stuff is not really scary and it's a vital part of our culture that is censored entirely from modern media.

That's changing and I talk about that in the post, and how ATSV is getting better at it - but we are in no way all there.

I know there might not be an interest in it but I love trap music as an art style and I hope that at least 1 person will be less scared when they hear music like that you know.

Like yes I genuinely think everything Cardi B has released is better written and more important than anything Ed Sheeran could convince ever.

A black woman singing about damaging sex and fellatio on a international scale is extremely radical and something only a black woman in trap music could get away with.

Like - they would not let Christina Aguilera say that. They are not gonna let say dick and pussy and actually put the track on an album censored or not.

Because sexism.

But black women can do it. And that's a radical act.

"But she calls herself a whore that's degrad-"

She's reclaiming a slur.

Trap and rap music isn't scary. It's actually radical simply by existing. And it may seem unrelated to ATSV and Miles -

But Miles and Miles!42 are black guys from NYC. Like... Come on. Trap Music is Miles!42 experience.

#i hope ppl care enough to read the longer post #idk I just really enjoy it and it makes me emotional #cause it's so widely hated #there is no 'oh but we're the educated black ppl pls be nice and ignore the bad ones' #there are no bad ones #all black art tells the story of racism because it is the reality we live in everyday #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miles 42 #earth42 miles #the prowler

[apocalyptic-byler]

rip mike wheeler and will byers you wouldve loved found heaven

#am i projecting? possibly #BUT IT’S SO THEM BRO #IT’S SO THEMMMMM #AND THE 80S SOUNDING MUSIC????????? #them. #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #conan gray #found heaven #cg3 #also if yall see this pls tell me if found heaven is more of a mike song or a will song i need it for uh. educational purposes

[pansear-doodles]

#i dont know if drawing hunter with the disability flag would be offensive can people pls educate me when possible ty <3 #rain world #rainworld

[franken-loser]

I wish my brain had the capacity to actually analyze frankenstein characters cause they're sooooo interesting and i adore them and i would LOVE to write an analysis on some of them

but most of what goes on in my brain all day is literally just victor and henry kissing, i wish i was joking

#me uhhh me thinking about henrys character ouugghhhhhh #he wanted a liberal education☹️☹️☹️☹️ #he was interested in language☹️☹️☹️☹️ #his father didn't want him to pursue language he wanted him to be a merchant☹️☹️☹️😧 #HE MADE LITTLE PLAYS AND STORIES AND HAD HIM AND VICTOR AND ELIZABETH ACT THEM OUT WITH HIM LIKE☹️☹️☹️ #sorry im rlly fixated on henry #sigh #i adore everything about henry #except for him wanting to help the colonization of india in the 1831 version #pls dont do that bbg #hes a flawed character and i LOVE that about him but i tend to look at characters im fixated on with rose colored glasses #i wish i didn't💔

[papirouge]

"Taylor swift porn deepfakes dropped and leftists are arguing it’s ok because she’s white and rich !! It doesn’t matter if she’s white and rich, because misogyny affects all of us uwu"

and yet, when brown Muslim Palestinian women struggling in their war torn country got displaced in camps and resorted to cut their tent because they didn't have menstrual products were PLEADING for help/attention, you remained quiet

...but yes, the discourse calling out the selective mobilization of western feminists who constantly cape for rich/White/Western celebrities while not displaying an ounce of this energy to speak up for women struggling & dying en masse in the biggest conflict in the world right now is just silly "leftism"

shut up. like, forever.

#AND DONT GET ME STARTED ABOUT “WE CAN CARE ABOUT BOTH ISSUES uwu” bc EVERYTIME i check the page of the ppl rehashing this excuse #they never spoke abt Palestinian women like that #so no you dont care abt both #you DEFINITELY only care abt rich/white celebrities and ppl with a brain who noticed this pattern of yours wont be silenced or gaslighted b #by this narrative youre pushing trying to paint this white feminism criticism as a leftist/internalized misogny thing #many of you made your corny stupid takes abt it and its obvious u have no idea what ur talking abt and are way too conceited to have #the humilty to educate yourself abt it instead of brushing it as an anti feminist leftist thing #actually im tired of this lazy ass thing of many ppl to paint as “leftism” shit they dont life or agree with #like pls learn a new talking point or smth #taylor swift #white feminism #papi watch #papi truths

[singmeyoursimpsong]

I’ve been thinking of Italian-American, culinary genius Stefano (Steve) Harrington. Thinking of him on the telephone with his nonna while he cooks, excitedly waving his chef knife around with the cadence of each Italian sentence - the blade an extension of his beautiful hands. (He’s so Italian, and his roommate (Eddie) is devastatingly, wickedly, breathtakingly in love).

#would anyone be interested in this? #steve harrington head canon #hehehe #and they were roommates #steddie #wholesome steddie #stranger things headcanons #italian steve harrington #I am not italian #pls educate me on italian stuff i want this to be good #if you are italian and can beta then hit me up cause I want the pet names to be accurate

[nothing2363]

...what is the lestappen gate?

#lestappen #someone educate me pls

[sincerely-sofie]

I don’t know how fanfiction sites work, as I don’t read fanfic much at all personally. So I’m calling on you to educate me on the sites you prefer. I ask thee, o followers…

#I’ve barely read anything on any sites whatsoever #and have never published any fanfics at all #so I am very lost ;w; #pls help educate me #sofie makes too many polls #stuff by sofie #pmd fanfic #the present is a gift au #fanfiction #fanfiction writer #fanfiction author #fanfic authors #fanfic writing

[girlbosscannibalism]

dispatch could never

#heechul #hongki #lee hongki #kim heechul #ftisland #super junior #does this pairing have a name?? #pls educate me if i have forgotten #maid #suju #super junior heechul #m&d #suju heechul #sj #dispatch