#easy peasy lemon squeezy

[chandralia]

*Sero and Todoroki observing bkdk*

Sero, jokingly: I want what they have…

Todoroki, hesitant: I… okay, you’re annoying.

Sero:

Todoroki: and a loser…?

Sero: I wanna kiss you so bad.

#Todoroki: you be Bakugo next #Sero: okay hold out your hand and I’ll start crying #easy peasy lemon squeezy #🥴 #seroroki #todosero #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’)

[ladyrijus]

me: what if we subverted the imperialism trope with zelda realizing that rauru is the aggressor in the equation because 100 years is not enough time to wash away her diplomatic skills and she just knows that the gerudo people would not be hostile if not for a justifiable reason. sure, it takes a while for her to gain ganondorf's trust just based on her association with rauru and sonia, but he does end up trusting her somewhere down the line and fills her in on what's happening. she's absolutely horrified. as a result, she works alongside ganondorf to seal away rauru by gathering the sages and convincing them to protect their respective domains from conquest. but here's the twist: what if link still gets mentored by rauru's spirit at the beginning, and thinks rauru is a benevolent king? imagine zelda's last words to him in the final memory, nothing but a frenzied "link, do not trust the king of darkness!" but he doesn't know which king: ganondorf or rauru, because the gloom has corrupted ganondorf's body and rauru, who had unsettled him since the beginning. but then he realizes it's rauru, and it's deliciously ironic since rauru's power is light but as always, every light has a shadow.

totk enjoyers: hold my beer i'm gonna fucking crucify a korok

#MAJOR TOTK SPOILERS #totk spoilers #but like also not really since it's a. rewrite #also if you ask me how the sages can help without the secret stone i never said that. zelda absolutely pulls a heist #sonia catches her and gives her that betrayed mother look #zelda teleports away with the purah pad #easy peasy lemon squeezy #and it's another case of irony since the gerudo were considered thieves but look at her doing the same thing #totk #tears of the kingdom #tloz #the legend of zelda #loz #legend of zelda #zelda #king rauru #queen sonia #link #ganondorf

[dam-blue-ribbon]

How to get a boyfriend-

Find a boy

Gaslight him into believing he is your boyfriend

#easy peasy lemon squeezy #gaslight and be a girlboss

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

💕BakuDeku First Kiss 💕

FanFic Summary: BKDK first kiss head cannon, Kacchan + Deku have feelings for each other but are dumbasses and don't know how to act on them, the pair gets stuck on a corny Tunnel of Love ride that Class 1B built for the school's annual festival. Easy peasy lemon squeezy content for funsies. Scroll down to enjoy! :)

Ok but imagine:

Katsuki and Izuku's first kiss is at the school festival in their third year. Izuku convinces Katsuki to go on the "Tunnel of Love" ride that Class 1B has put together for the school, saying he wants to support all of their friends from the class. Katsuki has been looking for an excuse to be alone with Deku for literal months and so he agrees (even though a "tunnel of love" is the dumbest nerd shit he has ever heard of).

Katsuki begrudgingly asks Kirishima to cause a distraction while he and Izuku get on the ride (because he'll be damned if anyone from class 1A sees him getting mushy with the green haired hero <spoiler alert - the entire class knows DK + BK have the hots for each other>).

Eijiro Kirishima of course agrees to help because he's an amazing friend and has a soft spot for romance. He enlists Denki Kaminari's help and obviously they do something ridiculously over the top and stupid. Picture Kirishima giving a speech about how manly romance is and it distracts everyone in line for the Tunnel of Love. Meanwhile Kaminari messes with the electrical system.

Katsuki and Izuku awkwardly hop into one of those cheesy swan boats and sail straight into the tunnel while Class 1B and the rest of the school are too focused on Kirishima + Kaminari to be any the wiser.

The ride breezes the boat through badly painted scenes from classic RomComs - How Harry Met Sally, While You Were Sleeping, You've Got Mail... Making matters worse, the whole thing is set to a cringe playlist of 80s and 90s love songs and it's all so over the top and cheesy and Katsuki WANTS. TO. DIE.

That is, until he looks over and sees Izuku admiring the scenery and taking everything in with a look of amazement. "Our classmates are just so talented, aren't they? They built this entire thing just using their quirks and elbow grease." And Katsuki just can't stop staring at the guy beside him. Deku is so pure and good and so utterly full of light. Once upon a time, that trait had pissed Katsuki the hell off. But now...now it's something he finds deeply endearing.

The ride slows down and comes to an abrupt stop in front of a giant cardboard heart painted sloppily with the words "Will You Be Mine?"

The lights flicker and spark before shutting off, plunging the scene into complete darkness. The music comes to a stop as well, silence resounding through the narrow tunnel. It only takes a second for Kacchan to realize that Kaminari and his overzealous electrification is likely to blame.

Damn Kirishima. I told him not to get Sparky involved. Katsuki thinks bitterly, standing up in the boat to look around for an exit. Everything is pitch black.

The boat rocks uncertainly beneath his feet, and he feels Izuku's hand grasp his own. The green haired hero slowly pulls Katsuki back into his seat. "Be careful Kacchan - you're going to tip us into the water! This boat doesn't seem so sturdy."

Katsuki grudgingly sits down. The damn nerd's probably right. He blushes when he notices that Izuku hasn't let go of his hand.

"You know, Kacchan, I was really surprised when you agreed to go on this ride with me. It really doesn't seem your style." He hears caution in Izuku's voice. The damn nerd isn't going to force him to move faster than he's ready to. They both know there is a mutual attraction between them, but neither have been ready to act on it until now.

Maybe it's the horrifically corny magic of Class 1B's Tunnel of Love. Or maybe it's the comfort of the total darkness surrounding them. Whatever it is - Katsuki suddenly feels brave enough to make a move.

"I knew those nerds from Class 1B wouldn't be able to pull this off. I figured this death trap would kill you - and I can't have you die before I have a chance to surpass you." Bakugo is cringing at his own words. He has zero rizz.

"I appreciate it." Izuku says, giving his hand a squeeze. Bakugo's heart starts beating double time, and his nerves are pissing him off.

"Listen, Deku. Let's drop the bullshit. Can I just kiss you already?" His face is beat red, but luckily Izuku can't see it.

Izuku's hand goes slack in surprise. Oh, shit. Katsuki panicks - has he read this entire situation wrong?!

"Ok this is stupid - forget I said anything dumbass!" Katsuki roughly pulls his hand away from Izuku, moving to stand up. This boat can go straight to hell, and he has no problem walking through a few feet of water to get away from this damn nightmare.

But just as he's getting up to leave - Izuku's hand reaches out and grabs him again in a vice-like grip. He pulls Katsuki roughly back into his seat.

"Kacchan..." Izuku reaches out blindly with both hands until he manages to find Katsuki's chin. His fingers feel more calloused than Katsuki would have imagined, toughened up from years of hero training. Once Izuku manages to find his friend, he slowly brings their faces together, fumbling a little in the dark. Izuku manages to kiss the corner of Katsuki's mouth, but with a little teamwork they adjust and find each other.

It's a slow kiss, and it's sweet. Izuku's mouth is softer than Katsuki could have ever imagined and the feel of it leaves him shaky. When Katsuki doesn't pull away, Izuku gains more confidence, his fingers moving to thread into the explosion hero's thick blond hair. The touch has Katsuki seeing stars - no one has ever caressed him so intimately.

Within minutes, he's trying to pull Izuku into his lap. He grips his friend's waist as he kisses him fiercely. Years of tension and unsaid words spur them on, causing their lips to collide again and again until...the lights snap back on.

Izuku and Katsuki are left blinking numbly as the gooey Spotify playlist starts up again. With a lurch, the swan boat starts moving forward again. The two scramble, trying to regain their composure as the end of the ride nears. Izuku climbs sheepishly out of Katsuki's lap, and Katsuki furiously tries to get his hair back to normal. Both are blushing like mad - they can barely look at each other.

A few moments later, the ride comes to an end. The swan boat moves jerkily back into the sunlight, and TetsuTetsu greets them with a grin at the exit. Katsuki groans internally - he has no doubts that Kirishima filled TetsuTetsu in on their plans.

"Sorry about the technical difficulties, looks like we had a little bit of electrical trouble." He says good-naturedly, swinging a wooden plank around to connect their boat to land. Izuku shakily exits the boat, walking lightly across the board.

"Thanks TetsuTetsu. Appreciate it." Izuku walks quickly through the exit, trying to hide the blush on his freckled face.

"Anytime bro." TetsuTetsu waves Izuku off, then turns to face Katsuki. "Enjoy the ride?" He says with a wink.

"Like hell I did!" Katsuki grunts, crosses the plank and pushing TetsuTetsu roughly to the side. He chases after Izuku but the festival is too crowded - the green haired nerd is nowhere to be found. "Damn."

Immediately, he feels his phone buzz in the pocket of his jeans. He fumbles to pull it out, seeing a text from Deku blinking across the screen. With shaking fingers, he opens the message and drinks in two quick sentences: Meet me in the dorms. Let's finish what we started.

Katsuki grins stupidly despite himself. "That damn nerd."

He makes a beeline for the 1A dorm building.

#easy peasy lemon squeezy #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #anime #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #boku no academia #boku no hero #bnha manga #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #class 1 a #deku #first kiss #bkdk kiss #bakugo katsuki #bakugo x midoriya #deku x kacchan #deku x bakugou #lemon #mha lemon #bnha lemon #Red Riot Unbreakable Heart Writes 💔✏️ #deku kiss #bnha headcannons #bkdk headcanons

[spicymambaae]

if you had a chance to do anal with Karina or Winter, who would you pick? It's defo Karina for me

Naaahhh don't make me choose 😫

Ahem...

Winter lying on her back with my tongue buried deep inside her ass, her pussy leaking all over my face...

While Karina fucks me from behind with her strap, giving me spanks whenever my tongue slips out of Winter's ass...

That's the dream, man, that's the dream.

#easy peasy lemon squeezy #aespa smut #winrina smut #jiminjeong smut #aespa karina smut

[morizais]

Why do you encourage interactions from minors when you post nsfw jokes and stuff as an adult though

nsfw jokes are different than straight up nsfw , and what i post is rather tame i think ! plus minors make those jokes too :P

#plus if they dont like it they can just block me !! their choice #easy peasy lemon squeezy

[sk3l3t0n444]

ok here we go im gonna be so brave

#its ok just get it together and do it #just boom done! and then happy! #easy peasy lemon squeezy #just gotta get over this mountain of anxiety and then ill be on the right track #FUCK IT WE BALL #AHHHHHH

[juliathephantom]

julie: it'll be easy peasy lemon squeezy alex: no it'll be difficult difficult lemon difficult luke: bro that's not the opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy. it's obviously difficult difficult lemon squifficult reggie: no it's difficult difficult orange squifficult everyone else: wtf luke: orange? where'd orange come from? reggie: well limes are too similar. they make lemon-lime things julie: no it'd be difficult pifficult eggplant squifficult luke: why eggplant? julie: because purple is opposite yellow on the color wheel reggie: no it can't be produce. it's gotta be something totally unrelated luke: like what reggie: ham! alex: why am i friends with you people?

#jatp #julie and the phantoms #julieandthephantoms #julie molina #luke patterson #alex mercer #reggie peters #incorrect quotes #jatp incorrect quotes #easy peasy lemon squeezy

[truecrimecatmom]

Work from home Wednesdays 🖤💀👩‍💼

#vermont #vt #home & lifestyle #wfhlife #wfh #work from home #work from anywhere #accounting #spooky #halloween #easy peasy #lemon #easy peasy lemon squeezy #skull #meditation #calm #happy place #sunlight #fresh air

[kermit-love]

I passed my prac!!!!!

#head empty no thoughts #now I need to do my assignments #easy peasy lemon squeezy

[legendofthe3divas]

butterfly

WINGS BY LITTLE MIX

yk with ‘mamma told me not to waste my life she said spread your wings my little BUTTERFLY’

#this was EASY AF #easy peasy lemon squeezy #littlemix #wings #dna #i love the song #thank you!! #3divasask

[unknownspecies]

i won her back yall 😮‍💨

#easy peasy lemon squeezy #the unknown talks

[buckttommy]

What do you think, besties? Maroon or Black?

#I'm putting together my Christmas wishes #Now see. Me personally? I'm really easy to shop for. #Hoodies. Books. Fuzzy socks. Candles. ACOTAR/SJM. That's it. #Easy peasy lemon squeezy #BUT. I like both of these #Black is my signature color #BUT. Maroon looks really good on me. #THOUGHTS???? #jack.txt

[la-lil-alien]

🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

#it is what it is #wtf is happening #im lost too #its complicated #easy peasy lemon squeezy #oh the drama #hmmm #shrugs #literal insanity #cray cray #wild in the streets #day in the life #total drama island #she confused #im confused #we all confused #shits confusing #whats new scooby doo #me myself and i #oh me oh my #she needs help #she needs therapy #wtf is going on #just leave it alone #just losing my mind #dank memes #dank memage #lol memes #fresh memes #cant live with em cant live without em

[judas-redeemed]

hey bro. look at me. if ur one of those ppl who say "and then everyone clapped 🙄" or "there's no way this rlly happened" i need u to just come here for a second. closer. closer. *hits u with my car*

#one of my biggest pet peeves fr #first off is ur life so joyless & bland #that u can't believe in anything interesting happening ever? #& even if it didn't happen #guess what!!!! literally could not care less #not hurting anyone #it made me do a lil tee hee #& then i scrolled right on past #easy peasy lemon squeezy #judas talks

[elmentalwish]

this build site: one of ganyu’s weaknesses is her low hp

me, a zhongli main: thats simple. i just dont get hit.

#easy peasy lemon squeezy #;the archon of inazuma can’t cook. all they know is dango milk. thunderbolt. pursue eternity and cry. (ooc)