When you and your cousin are both alcoholics 😭😅🤣
Tagging your cousin and his wife in awkward memes and probably confusing the rest of the family.
Glad she finally got drunk enough on her wine a couple times so she didn't feel like she had to take care of us idiots and found we are even more fun if you're drunk too.
Sisters and I had so much fun playing and hanging out with our cousin growing up, duh we'd be a blast drinking together.
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
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i'm still loving shadows of doubt, but i've figured it out to the point that very hard difficulty within my sweaty grasp, so to add an extra layer of challenge i'm drinking every single bottle of alcohol, taking every bottle of pills i find (including ibuprofen and random birth control i find in cabinets) and injecting vials of whatever i find around, mostly insulin. i will call this run the phillip marlowe: i'm going to wake up in increasingly strange places with increasingly severe head wounds but my god somebody has to do it
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He's my favorite!!! 🦐🦐🦐🦐
Honestly I can not say enough about ducktales, and the Micky Mouse and friends franchise as a whole.
There's just so much behind Donald, Goofy, and Micky besides being the mascots for Disney.
Anyway...I REALLY REALLY LOVE FETHRY!!!!!!!!!
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"Grandpa Kronos" “Cousin Ares”
Rick had a chance to slide the incest under the rug for the show but he's like "let's remind everyone that ALL THE DEMIGODS AND GODS ARE BLOOD RELATED."
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me (only sober one in the conversation but tired out of my mind and equally lacking a filter): i thibk my.friends are mad at me
one of the five absolutely shitfaced 15-17 year old cousins also sitting round the campfire at the family gathering, taking it in turns to drink straight out a huge bottle of costco margarita mix where the adults are pretending not to see at 11pm on a sunday night: bruhhh have you tried going into the woods and hitting things with a big stick til you feel better
another absolutely shitfaced 15-17 year old cousin: i wish someone would hit ME with a big stick til I feel better :(
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Ok this is soo random but I was always so confused about Nick's backstory??? Like were we supposed to think that Nick was the brains behind the operation the entire time?? Like how much was Rio and Nick working together? Was it 50/50. I feel like Nick's MO is that he was always super jealous of Rio because hello??? And always took credit for everything that Rio has built on his own. Is that a correct read? What's your opinion 🧐 also bonus but what do you think Beth's impression of Nick is?
firstly I think it's very important to remember that Nick is 5'9 like that informs so much
secondly I don't think we're meant to think he's the brains at all I mean he was giving Dense™. I try not to think of him but I got the vibe he and Rio operated in tandem to help eachother out, Rio from the actual crime side making money and Nick from his smarmy good guy façade role as a councilman to help bend the law when Rio needed it. Mutually beneficial but something Rio chafed against cause Nick is Nick and who wouldn't want to get rid of him tbh
Beth 'I'm 🤢 not doing 🤢 anything 🤢 with the brousin 🤢' Boland at best thought Nick was a fun way to find things out about Rio.
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Andromeda better thank Kingsley, sparing her from the awkwardness of her daughter flirting with her cousin-in-law in front of said cousin during family gatherings
Right??? Although now I kind of want to write something where Tonks has the audacity to flirt with Remus in front of Sirius and Andromeda and Andromeda's reaction to it 😂
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