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Heyyyyy! You can totally ignore this 🙏🏻 but as someone who’s now read most of what you wrote for Joel and enjoyed (!) it, I was wondering if you ever had to justify to yourself the topics you are writing about. I know it’s a fantasy that doesn’t reflect supporting those narratives irl. But do the topics affect you in any way while writing or do you not let it have any hold of you? I’m sorry this is so serious but you are the first fic writer dealing with this stuff that I actively read (after roughly 15 years of reading/writing fanfic) so I’m asking in good spirits and mean no harm or negativity. All the best and I wish you many more successful stories 🙏🏻🌻 ty for the great reads!!
Okay, I’m nervous to answer this one. I hope the answer doesn't upset you because that's not at all my intent. I'm only gonna answer a Q like this once, so fuck it we ball . Only read this if you're comfortable with all of my work.
A few weeks ago, I was talking to my personal trainer about this, and it just so happens that his husband is a sex therapist. Kink friendly, and I know they swing, so that put me at ease and I got in touch with him. Also drug friendly which is good because I had to get high before my first appointment bc I was nervous lol. Random, but when I got there, I found out he also shares a waiting room with a massage parlor, so that's kinda cool too.
First Appointment: Idk how many waivers I had to sign but I didn't read a word of them. Let’s call him Dr. Rock for short - When Dr. Rock came out to get me, I shouldn't have been surprised given his husband is a PT, but this guy was super imposing, like muscles making his arms stick out from his body. At the first appointment, he wanted to know some of my specific characters and stories, which I didn't expect. I was a little shy about that at first, but he kinda coaxed it out of me and listened really attentively. He even took a few notes which made me nervous at first, but he didn't ask any judgmental questions. I felt good when I left, but the next week I was still a little nervous to come back just in case he was waiting until the second session to spring any "concern" on me.
Second Appointment: When I showed up for the second session, he didn't come get me from the waiting room. I was the last appointment of the day and he was running behind, catching up on paperwork, and the receptionist said I could go on back. I walked into his office and it reeked of weed. And he had already taken off his shirt and was wearing a tight undershirt. Okay, Dr. Rock is cool. He invited me to sit at his desk that time instead of the sofa, and I worried it was a bad sign, but it turned out that’s just where the ashtray was. Dr. Rock lit up an actual joint, took a puff, then tried to hand it to me. I declined, I guess I was just flustered. Kinda smoothed my skirt then sat back down. He put the joint down in the ashtray, I thought that’s that.
Then he lunged across his desk, took my head in both his hands, and brought his mouth about an inch away from mine. I opened my mouth, totally frozen, and he exhaled into it. Yeah, Dr. Rock shotgunned me. Then I looked down, and what was he wearing with that tight-ass shirt? PJ pants. Coincidence? Wasn’t sure, until he said “yeah, there’s my bad girl. You couldn’t sign those waivers fast enough, could ya?” He slid across his desk, Saved by the Bell style, I stood up to not get knocked over. He walked over and double-locked his office door. I must've been beet red. Like almost too mortified to be turned on, until he got right up against me and he was hard. I walked backwards to the couch and he pinned me on it.
I was like, “Uh, is J (husband) cool with -”
“Don’t you worry ‘bout him..” He started gnawing at my neck. Shoved his hand between my legs. And yes, yes I was. He was like “Ohh yeah, you know you want it. Let’s see how depraved you can be.” He took off my panties, pulled down his waistband, railed me. At first, I was kinda distracted thinking about if he was gonna ask me questions at the end and stuff, but he was actually really good and well equipped and I forgot all about it after a minute. He was like “Yeah, you want this cock, that’s why you came here in the first place. Hell, J prolly told ya how to get it.” I was speechless. When he was close, he said “Lemme see those filthy fingers you’re always typin’ with.” Then he came into both my hands.
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Third Appointment: Next time I came in, I was expecting to have a traditional appointment and have to talk about my feelings in the previous experience and stuff. I was really nervous. Once again, he didn’t come get me from the waiting room, and I was told to go back to his office. But that time, he wasn’t at his desk or even in his office. I sat on the couch - felt less like I was invading his Dr. space that way. I was sitting there in his office, picking lint off my skirt, and out of the corner of my eye I saw someone his size lumber through the door.
I did a double take - blue mechanic suit, popped collar. Triple take - Michael Myers mask, WHAT? My heart was beating out of my chest. I stood up as a reflex. He stood there wiggling his fingers at his sides almost imperceptibly. Then he pulled a knife out! He wrapped his hand around my throat, walked me into the wall, and just stood there. He put the knife up to my throat and I kind of whimpered, and maybe he realized he went too far, because he threw the knife to the floor. Then he just stood there holding me against the wall. I was like, “Should I.. what do you want me to do?” And he just tilted his head at me. I looked down and sure enough there was a huge bulge in his jumpsuit. So I went for it, I unzipped him. He breathed heavily in the mask, then aggressively lifted up my dress and ripped open my stockings. Then he railed me up against the wall. Didn't say a word the whole time. Finished, left me there, didn't come back.
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Fourth Appointment: This was gonna be a little awkward because I had an appointment at the gym with J. right after my appointment with Dr. Rock. I didn’t know how much Dr. Rock shared with J. Dr. Rock was running behind again and I started getting nervous about making it to the gym in time to work out with J. I texted J. to tell him I was running late, and he didn’t respond. After waiting for like 30 minutes, I decided to leave because I didn’t want to miss my training session.
I got to my car, started to unlock it, then heard, "Don't you fuckin' dare." I turned around, and Dr. Rock was pointing a rifle at me?? My heart almost stopped. I think this was an actual rifle. I live in Texas so I wouldn't be surprised. It was slung over his back with a strap and all. I looked down and he was wearing boots and TACTICAL fucking JEGGINGS. He put me over his shoulder at first and started back toward the building and I was so nervous about the rifle swaying right next to my head.
I said, "please, I can walk."
"Alright, sweet pea but you better move those pretty legs."
He put me down and manhandled me inside, NOT into his office, but into the massage parlor and threw me down on a DIRTY old massage table. Here's the kicker - there were clients in this room. A bunch of depraved men waiting for their happy ending. He unbuckled his belt while making me pull down my pants and choose where I wanted him. Then he pounded me from behind and pulled me up against his chest. He lifted my shirt and bra up so all the clients could see and degraded them while he fucked me. Like, "yeah this is what y'all came for innit? Buncha sickos. Well she's not workin'. Not this one. You won't fuckin see her again. Better jack it now while ya have the chance." He made the whole room of clients jerk off. Then, when Dr. Rock was about to come, he pulled out, pumped himself, walked over to the nearest table, and came all over the client, who started sobbing. Then Dr. Rock came back to my table and said "you did good, sweet pea" and left.
When I got back to my car, I had a text from J. that said, “Get a good enough workout?”
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Sorry for answering your sincere ask this way, but thanks for the perfect opportunity to apply this concept. Hopefully an entertaining way of declining to get serious?
#meta#sorry#dr. rock#night walks!joel#michael myers#raider!joel#ask box#toxicanonymity writer's room#dark!joel#raider!joel miller#dr. rockhard#tw: dubcon#tw: drugs#roleplay#might have more#cw discourse#i guess
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What A Shame About Me
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/U2htEfd
by MaudeZbornak
Kylux Advent Calendar 2022 - Bonus Day
Armitage has the strangest medical examination ever.
Words: 1231, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 7 of MZ's Kylux Advent Calendar 2022, Part 37 of MZ's Kylux Adjacent Collection
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Porn Doctor - SNL Sketch
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Armitage Hux, Dr. Rockhard (SNL: Porn Doctor), Clyde Logan, Stensland (Crash Pad)
Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Dr. Rockhard
Additional Tags: Kylux Advent Calendar 2022, Humor, WTF, Crack, kylux adjacent
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/U2htEfd
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People always talk about Adam Driver’s snl sketches, but I’ve yet to see anyone mention Dr. Rockhard. Let’s give this sketch the attention it deserves!!
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P.S. I can totally see Adam Sackler doing something like this....it’s weird.
#this was hilarious#how did he not break character#im dying#i wish he was my Dr. Rockhard#lol#adam driver#snl 41#snl#adam sackler#Dr. Rockhard#The doctor is in...my butt#snl sketch#kylo ren
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Once again, I'm filling your inbox with my dumb requests... I can't stop thinking of Nurse!Kylo inspecting me with a whole array of medical equipment while I'm drugged and groggy and strapped to a hospital bed 🥵
So I’m gonna do some thots instead of a one shot (:
Tags: is this crackfic? maybe a little. medical terminology which makes me laugh. his scrubs are obvs black, duh. finger sucking. blatant malpractice (why is this a theme of mine?). i skipped popliteal pulses bc to me they do not exist (:
You’d wake up from your procedure in the post-anesthesia care unit. Your surgery was the last of the day so you knew you’d be alone in the open room.
There would be a few flashes of memory before you were at least half awake, remembering the face of the most handsome nurse you’d ever laid eyes on, a face that warmed your cheeks.
You’d panic when nobody was there, alone in this too-bright, freezing room.
Nurse Ren would come into view on a swivel stool, rolling up to your side, assuring you everything is fine, looking at you with a wicked glint behind his eyes.
He’d bring you a warm blanket and you’d relax back into bed.
Although you could hear the beeps of the monitors connected to you via 5 leeds the pre-op nurse had placed, he would still insist on checking your heart rhythm himself, explaining with a wink that he wants to be “extra thorough” for his favorite patient.
When he was leaning over you, lifting your surgical gown, you’d sink into the heat falling from his body to yours, an unbidden throb coming to your core.
He smelled so good, but fresh, not like cologne. A lock of his hair would brush your face when he was listening to your apical pulse rate.
He’d stay close but turn to face you while his hand was still under your gown, he’d smirk and say “don’t be nervous, I feel it too.”
This would bring your eyes to blink rapidly and your pulse to heighten further, the monitors beeping incessantly now.
Keeping your stare he would gather the stethoscope in one hand, you’d notice the prominent veins, and keep one on your chest, finger tips now just barely grazing the sensitive flesh.
As you hadn’t expected this, his touch would cause your thighs to clamp together, the sudden movement catching on your gown and cluing him further into how turned on you are.
His face would twitch in such a way to signal how purposeful this all was.
In your sleepy state he’d take his hand, and it’s accompanied gloved warmth, from you. This would bring a shiver.
He’d whip out a pen light and ask you to stare at his eyes as he examined your response, checking for PERRLA. His eyes were so beautiful, lust striking you again, suddenly your dry mouth becoming extremely obvious.
He’d go to examine your oral mucosa, placing two long, heavy, demanding fingers over your tongue. At this point you begin to feel slick collecting on your thighs.
Maybe a little too brave, you’d close your lips around his fingers and suck on the purple nitrile gloves, watching his lips part.
Nurse Ren would pull them away and move to sit with you in the bed, his hips next to yours.
He’d floor you with a darkened gaze and say “I’m checking your pulses now.”
First he’d place one large hand over your neck, feeling both your carotids at the same time, pressing down harder than necessary and earning a head rush.
Keeping your stare he’d trace both hands parallel down your arms and grasp your elbows, feeling your brachial arteries, then down to your wrists.
Here he would let your hands fall into his, the sight dizzying seeing the contrast of your from his.
He stands again and walks to your feet, feeling first your pedal pulses.
That same darkness still resides in him as he leads gloved hands up both your legs, the blanket and gown collecting over his forearms.
He’d crawl into bed with you, hands searching blindly for your femoral pulses, his fingers leaving your breathless while he pressed into the pliant area.
“Just one more, then I’ll leave to document my assessment”
Even groggily you knew his intentions, hips half bucking while your legs spread to allow him better... access.
He hasn’t dropped your gaze this whole time, seeing every fluctuating in your features he’s earned.
A thumb trails over your mound and dips into your slit, first just barely grazing over your clit and drawing a stifled moan from parted, parched lips.
Another smirk would light, pressure applying further as he passes over the electric flesh.
Another buck into his hand and he’d chuckle under his breath, a killer smile forming in his features.
He’d remove his hand, his touch, and cover you back up, crawl off your bed, and leave you wanting.
“You should be out of here soon. Let me know if you.... need anything.”
#kylo ren#thots#kylo ren imagine#kylo ren x reader#crackfic#dr. rockhard has been summoned#kylo ren x you#ask#clumsycopy#nurse!kylo
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I've always wanted to know what prep work Adam did for that SNL doctor sketch
We’ve all seen a super cheesy porn at least once in our lifetime.
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Dr. Pimple Popper Removes a Rock-Hard Cyst from a Woman's Elbow
Dr. Pimple Popper Removes a Rock-Hard Cyst from a Woman’s Elbow
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In a new Instagram video, Dr. Pimple Popper removes a stone-like calcified cyst stuck in a patient’s elbow.
In this removal, the famed derm uses a surgical punch to get to the hard growth buried deep beneath the skin.
The cyst likely started out as an epidermoid cyst, but calcified when calcium was introduced into the growth.
In a new…
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Role Playing Accounts: ADCU
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Killer Charlie:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/iamakiller
Killer Smile Clyde:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/killersmileclyde
William McTavish:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/williammctavish
(Dark) Flip Zimmerman:
https://yourdarkdetective.tumblr.com/
Pale:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/vsop1987
Flip Zimmerman:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/lumberjack00fantasies
Sweet Paterson:
https://yourpaterson.tumblr.com
Kylo Ren:
https://leather-and-embers.tumblr.com/
Jude:
https://hungryheartsjude.tumblr.com/
Ronnie Peterson:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ronniepeterson
Mr. Minnihan: https://mr-minnihan.tumblr.com/
Father Garupe:
https://father-garupe.tumblr.com/
Parnassus:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/daddyparnassus
Dr. Rockhard:
https://doctor-rockhard.tumblr.com/
ADCU RP:
https://adamdrivercharacterrps.tumblr.com/
Solo Triplets:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/solotriplets
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren:
https://supremeleaderandprincekyloren.tumblr.com/
Professor Zach:
https://professingmagic.tumblr.com/
Forest Man Clyde:
https://forestmanclyde.tumblr.com/
(Dark) Forest Man Clyde:
https://forestthrills.tumblr.com/
Clyde Logan:
https://clydesburntbacon.tumblr.com/
This is just a small list of RP players doing Adam Driver characters (ADCU).
Remember the role player accounts are managed by fans. They are dedicating a lot of time and energy to run these accounts and keep up with the asks/re-blogs. Please be patient and kind. Respect their boundaries and know that this is all fictional.
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Dr. Rockhard
Plucking the stem off of her maraschino cherry, Rey sucked the sticky fruit into her mouth and glanced nervously around the empty hotel bar. Her blind date was running extremely late, causing her to question whether or not she should just forget this whole ridiculous idea. After all, she wasn’t the kind of girl that did something like this.
Right? Pfft.
Silently berating herself, Rey grabbed her iPhone from the bar top and quickly pulled up her date’s user profile. Pursing her crimson lips together, she allowed her eyes to scrutinize every detail of his risqué photos in an effort to find some sort of fault that would give her the excuse to bail.
There had to be something wrong with him, she reasoned. There was no way the man in the pictures could be real. His muscular physique looked like it had been carved straight from marble. He was every man she had ever fantasized about rolled into one perfect specimen. Why would this statuesque God be desperate enough to use a website that catered to one night stands?
Probably for the same reason you are, Rey reminded herself.
Thumbing through the last of her date’s erotic photos, she eagerly scanned over his stats for the millionth time; mulling over every word carefully as she waited for him to finally arrive.
Dr. Rockhard
Age: 31
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 189 lbs
Build: Muscular, athletic
Length: 7” erect
Kinks: Femdom, orgasm denial, breathplay, BDSM, pain play, unprotected sex, anonymous sex, dirty talk, oral worship
Looking For: Dominate female between 20-25 years of age for oral and vaginal intercourse. Must be physically fit, clean of all diseases, and be on birth control. Interested solely in single encounter with no strings attached.
Feeling a heated flush paint her cheeks, Rey crossed her toned legs to quell the fluttering sensation in her freshly shaven cunt. For the past two weeks, she had shamelessly flirted with the man in the pictures, explaining to him every lurid detail of what she expected from their liaison. She wanted this night to happen. No, she needed this night to happen.
She prayed to God that she wasn’t being catfished.
Quickly closing the app, Rey jumped slightly as she felt a large hand brush across her back. Glancing over her shoulder, her breath hitched when she caught her date’s heated gaze. Fuck, she thought to herself, he was even more handsome in person.
“Is this seat taken?” Ben asked, his lips curling into a sly grin.
Rey blinked at her date, trying to ignore the sudden rush of blood pounding at her temples. If he were any other man, she would respond with a witty retort, something that would make him laugh and shake his head. That’s not what he wanted, though. She had a part to play.
“You’re late,” Rey replied curtly, tossing her phone into her black leather purse.
Taking a seat, Ben observed the woman carefully, unable to mask his excitement over his date’s flippant attitude. Perhaps she really was who she claimed to be. His night might turn out well, after all.
“I’m sorry, I would’ve been here on time but something came up at work,” Ben offered, unbuttoning his charcoal grey suit jacket.
Arching a brow, Rey turned her torso towards her date and gave him a scathing look. Normally, she wouldn't be miffed in the slightest if someone got caught up at work. Her date wasn’t here for an understanding woman, however. He wanted a bitch.
“Oh, is that so? And just what is it that you do that was more important than meeting me when you said you would?”
Ben swallowed hard and lifted his broad shoulders into a small shrug. There was something thrilling simmering underneath the brunette bombshell’s cold demeanor. She was a gorgeous hellion for sure. Despite what he had said on his profile, he could already tell that one night with her wouldn't be enough.
“I’m a physician,” he answered truthfully.
Suppressing a laugh, Rey lifted her midori sour to her lips and tipped back the rest of the green liquid. Sure, of course he was a doctor; and she was the Queen of England. No matter, she thought. She wouldn’t see him ever again once daylight broke. He could be a meter maid for all she cared.
“Well, you’re lucky I had nothing better to do, tonight. My time is very valuable, I assure you.” Rey quipped.
“Of course it is,” Ben agreed, letting his eyeline to drift down her svelte body. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise.”
“Yes, you will,” she said assertively, trying to calm the butterflies in her stomach. “Now stop undressing me with your eyes and take me to your room. Show me just how sorry you are, Boy.”
I released this drabble on my old blog years ago. Felt like putting it on my new one ❤️❤️❤️
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Is dr rock j our imagination? Bc I imagine him as Jeffrey Dean Morgan🤪
Oooh that's a good one 🥵 Dr. Rock is short for Dr. Rockhard in reference to this Adam Driver SNL skit, and yes you can HC him as being played by anyone you want, including Pedro.
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What A Shame About Me
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/OjPlxNM
by MaudeZbornak
Kylux Advent Calendar 2022 - Bonus Day
Armitage has the strangest medical examination ever.
Words: 1231, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 7 of MZ's Kylux Advent Calendar 2022, Part 37 of MZ's Kylux Adjacent Collection
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Porn Doctor - SNL Sketch
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Armitage Hux, Dr. Rockhard (SNL: Porn Doctor), Clyde Logan, Stensland (Crash Pad)
Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Dr. Rockhard
Additional Tags: Kylux Advent Calendar 2022, Humor, WTF, Crack, kylux adjacent
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/OjPlxNM
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All the roles Adam Driver performed since 2009.
How many can you identify?? :-)
UPDATE: All the character’s name:
Will Slansky – The Unusuals, 2009 (Tv series).
Chris – Slipping, 2009 (Theater).
Dov Kaplinsky – The Retributionists, 2009 (Theater).
Man – Archangel, 2010 (Short).
Zed – The Wonderful Maladys, 2010 (Tv series).
Robby Vickery – Law & Order, 2010 (Tv series).
Jared Rock – Goldstar Ohio, 2010 (Short).
Glen Stetson – You don’t know Jack, 2010 (Tv movie).
Bulanov – The Forest, 2010 (Theater).
Ric – Little Doc, 2010 (Theater).
Frank Gardner – Mrs. Warren’s Profession, 2010 (Theater).
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Louis Ironson – Angels in America, 2010 (Theater).
Walter Lyle – J.Edgar, 2011 (Movie).
Basil Anthony – Man and Boy, 2011 (Theater).
Jason Roberts – Law & Order Special Victims, 2012 (Tv series).
Cliff Lewis – Look Back in Anger, 2012 (Theater).
Neil – Gayby, 2012 (Movie).
Evan – I’m Coming Over, 2012 (Short).
Adam Sackler – Girls, 2012 (Tv series).
Adam – Not Waving but Drowning, 2012 (Movie).
Lev Chapiro – Frances Ha, 2012 (Movie).
Samuel Beckwith – Lincoln, 2012 (Movie).
Walter – Blue Bird, 2013 (Movie).
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Al Cody – Inside Llewyn Davis, 2013 (Movie).
Joe – The River, 2013 (Short).
Allan – What if, 2013 (Movie).
Rick Smolan – Tracks, 2013 (Movie).
Steve Jobs – Jimmy Kimmel Special, 2014. (Tv show).
Jude – Hungry Hearts, 2014 (Movie).
Jamie Massey – While we’re young, 2014 (Movie).
Phillip Altman – This is where I leave you, 2014 (Movie).
Kylo Ren/Ben Solo – Star Wars, The Force Awakens, 2015 (Movie). Saturday Night Live, 2016 (Tv show):
Matt, the Radar Technician - Undercover Boss.
Dr. Rockhard - Porn Doctor.
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Finn Raynal-Beads - American’s Funniest Cats.
Golden Globe.
Aladdin.
Cris Collinsworth - NFL Playoff Game.
Awareness Seminar.
Paul Sevier – Midnight Special, 2016 (Movie).
Paterson – Paterson, 2016 (Movie).
Francisco Garupe – Silence, 2016 (Movie).
Randy - The Meyerowitz Stories, 2017 (Movie).
Clyde Logan – Logan Lucky, 2017 (Movie).
Flip Zimmerman – BlacKkKlansman, 2018 (Movie).
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Saturday Night Live, 2018 (Tv show):
Neo-Confederate Meeting.
Abrahan H. Parnassus - Career Day.
Coffee Shop.
80’s party.
Divorced Dad - Fortnite Squad.
Steve - Cellphone store.
Toby Grisoni – The Man who killed Don Quixote, 2018 (Movie).
Daniel Jones – The Report, 2019 (Movie).
Charlie - Untitled Noah Baumbach Project, 2019 (Movie).
Ronald Peterson – The Dead Don’t Die, 2019 (Movie).
Pale – Burn This, 2019 (Theater).
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Two things:
March of the Resistance SLAPS!
The Dr. Rockhard rp has bested me and has won this round 😳🤪
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P/orn Doctor
Dr. Rockhard
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The one Adam SNL character I would fuck is Dr. Rockhard cause he has everything I want including the best short hairdo i've seen on Adam imo tbh so yea he's nice, cute and horny what do you want more? he's so underrated
That’s true, the short hair looks decent on him there. I’m such a lover of long hair on men--I can’t really think of a lot of men who I’ve DESPERATELY wanted to fuck that had short hair. Hmm.
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Adam Driver Tag challenge!
Tagged by the wonderful @adumbdryer and @wayward-rose 🥰 Thank you & Mucho love!!
When did/What was your first film in which you discovered Adam?
I saw him for the first time in “What if” back in 2013 or 2014. Honestly, I saw if to see Daniel Radcliffe and was wowed by how good this movie was as a rom-com ish. Then I saw him again in Star Wars and I didn’t recognize him, I didn’t watch GIRLS until afterwards
Do you remember what your first impression was? What was it?
He was a good actor. His character Allan was such an obnoxious asshole sometimes thou, so I wanted to knee him in the nuts. 😒
Favorite Adam Driver movie?
Ummmm........It depends on my mood. If I want an easy going movie I’ll watch Logan lucky, or Paterson. Before I leave you’d a good time too. I’ll watch Hungry Hearts if I’m in the mood for drama. Marriage Story is so good, but it’s one of those movies you don’t watch often. I’ll watch Blakkklansman once in a while, The man who killed Don Quijote is gorgeous and fun in its surrealism, but if I just want white noise with Adam sprinkled into it, I’ll put on Girls.
Favorite Adam Driver character?
Phillip Altman | Clyde Logan | Adam Sackler | Kylo TIE....I cant decide...Maybe Phillip or Clyde are top running.
Least favorite Adam Driver character?
Ummm maybe Allan from “what if” because I still wanna knee him in the testicles sometimes, he just needs to back up. Or it’s Jamie Massey from “while we’re young” basically he’s self serving and a narcissist. But you can say that that’s part of youth too.
Favorite SNL skit?
What can I say this man is SNL GOLD!!
I know everyone’s probably said this but, I like the career day skit ‘cause he’s old, campy and hilarious. He chewing scenery in the best way. I LOVE the BK Joe ad and how realistic he acts (like I think I’ve met people from Long Island like this) 😆. So those two are tied for first place. I also like the ketchup bottle marriage skit cause it’s pure SNL goofyness, and I can’t forget about the undercover Boss himself, Kylo Ren and Matt the Radar technician☺️. But I have to say the medieval times skit does things to me 😏. Science room was good too, as was the social puppeteering PSA, but no one mentions Dr. Rockhard and the idea of Adam playing a porn star...just saying.
Least favorite SNL skit?
The second undercover boss skit, I think that maybe it was funny on paper, but it wasn’t that funny to me. It was missing something.
Favorite Adam Driver hairstyle?
I like his hair long, like Girls season 6/ Star Wars the Last Jedi, it just frames his face really well, but if he wants it short, I love the layers he had on This is Where I Leave you. He looks good either way and I could go with facial hair or no. He even looks good in a mustache in Don Quijote.
Least favorite Adam Driver movie?
Ummmmmm........I wanna say the Dead don’t die, but I laughed and it’s a comedy...plus Adam out deadpanned Bill Murray, and that’s an accomplishment. So I’m gonna day Lincoln ‘cause god damn the dialogue made the movie feel eternal. Like I fell asleep and so did my sister.
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like him?
As an actor a solid 8.5 maybe a nine in a great movie. He’ll be a 10 when he’s able to tell a full story just with his eyes, he’s not quite there yet, but he’s close. As a person, I guess 4 or 6 based on his non profit and interviews, like I don’t know the guys so I can’t say for sure, but he looks like a cool dude.
Do you think he’s a good actor?
Oh hell yes! He’s one of my favorite actors working so I always like to see the material and how he works with the script; granted. It’s not always a good script.
Do you think he’ll ever win an Oscar?
Unpopular opinion: I wasn’t wowed by Joker, I think it was ok, and that Adam got robbed. It’s easy to make an mental health patient’s turn to violence and nihilism engaging, but it’s not easy to turn a man going through a divorce into and engaging story, because it’s something everyone goes through and it’s not that exciting, but he made it sad and relatable, and ultimately the movie doesn’t vilify anyone.
TLDR: Adam was robbed, he deserved the Oscar for Marriage Story and now the Academy owes him, so we’ll see.
What is a role or character you would want to see him play?
I wanna see him star in a rom com, but honestly, he thrives when he has a good script and a morally conflicted character. I’d wish we’d get a sequel to Logan Lucky, or maybe for him to come back as Kylo Ren, but I’m afraid of what Disney would do with him. I’d rather just get a Logan Lucky sequel with a justified script, maybe involving the fbi or something with a Good Girls vibe.
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