I know it was just a joke but the parallels between Jane taking Beard to codependents anonymous and Michelle taking Ted to couples therapy is driving me insane
Dr Jake from Ted Lasso should be fired and have his license revoked. You don’t date your former patient especially if you’re doing marriage counseling. Dude definitely probably sabotaged the marriage because he was in love with Ted’s ex wife. Also F Ted’s ex wife for not telling Ted sooner and not making sure this man was safe around Henry! Both of them are terrible.
guys i promise you i’m not ignoring your requests (ik some go back into January😔 i swear i’m working on them)
have this before i disappear for another month :)
(tmi??) I NEED THIS BRO I NEED ITTT!!!!!!
obvi you know it has praise in it
NSFW DOWN BELOW
imagine being so needy but he’s too busy working !!!
your trying to hard to get him to bend you over and fuck you but he’s too busy for that so he has you grind against his thigh instead, praising you on how pretty your moans are as your slick covers his leg‼️
you whine and moan, kissing his neck while grinding your needy pussy on him; complaining on how you can’t make yourself cum without his cock but all he does is grip the flesh of your hips and presses you down on his thigh and making you ride it harder and faster as you quickly start approaching your orgasm!! <3
“atta girl, see? i knew you could cum without my cock… i know you want me to fuck you but your going to have to wait pretty girl.” as he leaves you wanting moreeeee!!!!!!!
there are a lot of daddy issues to go around on DS9 in general, but odo, bashir and garak are really in their own special little fucked up 'what am I but wrought in my father's image' club
🔥 ⚽ 🐓 Doctor Mother Goose Bradshaw & Doctor Rooster Bradshaw AU 🐓⚽️🔥
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AU in which Nick Bradshaw never went the RIO road, instead he became a Navy doctor and his first ever patient was one fighter pilot Pete "Maverick" Mitchell.
Friendship at first sight. When Mav ended up at the hospital because of his shenanigans, he got lectured by Dr. Mother Goose every. single. time.
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At some point, the good doctor got to listen to a loopy Mav's impassioned speeches about a blonde ice cube.
He met said blonde pilot who once came to visit Mav with flowers.
Well, he was pushed into Mav's room, rather rudely, by his giant of a RIO.
"Huh. Blonde Ice Cube, I presume?"
"It's Mister Iceman to you doctor!"
"Oh. And you are?"
"Free for a coffee right now. I think it best to leave these two alone."
Thia is how Doctor Mother Goose met Hulking Guy. Instant meet-cute.
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Many years later, his son Bradley became a doctor. Chief Dr Bradshaw loved to dump his idiot best friend into Dr Bradshaw's care.
"What did you do AGAIN, Mav?!".
Then Mav tried to justify himself but it's hard to resist Baby Goose's sad brown eyes. So, he always tried to be on his best behaviour. Only for his favourite godson though.
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Of course one of Mav's precious Daggers had to be hospitalised because of a training accident.
Jake "Hangman" Seresin thought for a moment the accident was way more serious 'cause wasn't he seeing double?
"Wow. Are there two Dr. Mc Steamy & Dreamy Moustache? Wow. Lucky me. Coyote. Do you see that?! Wow. Do you do house visits in case I have a problem later? Yes or Yes?"
"OMG. Don't flirt with my father!"
"But you don't mind my flirting with you, I hope?"
"Nope. He doesn't mind. And he's single."
"OMG. DAD. Don't pimp me?!"
"Ah. You do your best Navy fighter pilot a great service. Much appreciated Older Dr Sexy."
"Uh-huh. I'm out of here. You got it, son?"
"Ooooooh. Dad and son? Nice."
"Oh my god."
"Jake's fine for you, Sugar."
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UPDATED!
[Art Commission drawn by the very talented @enthyrea 💖]
Reminder that it’s possible to bring y'all’s blorbos up without bringing others down. This includes fellow voters. And a reminder that every entry deserves to be on this bracket.
Reference to my Avatar!Grace Lives AU and they're talking about the probability of Grace being pregnant without a baby daddy:
Norm: What if it was Eywa? What if she did more than just save your life by transferring you into your avatar?
Jake: Are you trying to say that Grace is the next Virgin Mary?
Grace:
Grace: Neytiri, your child is about to be fatherless.
You know all the "Doctor Strange Astoprojects the mk system and we cinematically see the three alters slipping out of the body.
But but but hear me out!
What about Dr. Strange trying to push one person out of his body and failing because it is actually a system and he needs more strength to push them away.
So Strange would hit their chest multiple times expecting something to happen but uh-uh nothing and poor Steven tries to get away from him.
Eventually he puts more effort and manages to do something, that is making Jake front by pushing Steven away from the front and suddenly gets slapped by him.
Jake gets into a fist fight with Strange while Strange tries to use his powers to teleport Jale away from him.
Eventually he manages to astroproject them for a second and he sees Jake and Marc splitting from the body holding hands until Steven pulls them back in.
They are together in this they won't let anyone separate them, Strange needs to try harder.
If you want to and only if you want to, could you do TenRose hurt/comfort prompt or TenRose Victorian era prompt? Once again, only if you can and want to, because I think art demands lots of time and energy - it's a miracle people can draw so much! Anyways, no pressure 💖🪞💌✨🌷
i might do hurt/comfort some time in the future because i find it really soothing, but right now i've been thinking a lot about them attending a ball ever since i drew my last regency request...