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quietwingsinthesky · 21 days
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the flipside of that is the video i found with like 100 views of a guy who was fascinated by cupcakes spin-offs and then put himself through reading the muffins saga as research. and i dont even agree with like 90% of what he said in the video or think he had a very interesting take, i just respect him so much for bothering to read them. i mean, he shouldn’t have, they’re insultingly bad and actually offensive. but i respect the dedication.
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skyburger · 2 months
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"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die
#i had to google horror games after i thought really hard for silent hill and fnaf#because like. resident evil is just not a horror game in my mind... its just cool zombie game...#to be fair though. the only one i actually played a portion of was re6 which is probably the least scary one in the whole series#anyway do the kids still find silent hill and fnaf scary. i dont know.#well the former id say yes given how prevalent ps1 horror has been in recent years#fnaf i have no idea. im a massive wuss so its scary when i play it for myself#but watching someone else play them especially when i know them well isnt scary#and ive watched fnaf videos for YEARS#so i dont know. (old man voice) these damn kids... back in my day we watched markiplier scream at freddy fazbear and we LIKED it!#anyway its objectively a horror game and thata literally fine thats all i needed for this post#MY POINT HERE. my point here#IS THAT HIT ZACK AND WIKI LEVEL KEEPER OF THE ICE. IS SOOOOO SCARY#its not that scary but i see tjat level and im like 3 years old making my mom play this level for me again#and for the record yes me and my sister really did make our mom help us with z&w#she remembers helping us with frost breath the most because we like did notttttt get that one at all#and she could never remember how to do the mirrors based on what combination of stands is there (because tjeres like a few variations)#so she always had to look up a guide 😭😭#my poor mother on fucking gamefaqs or something in like 2010... legends only#anyway if you have no idea what level im talking about (any of my oomfs reading this that isnt end) (hi end) PLEASE look up this level#and i need you to think of like a 5(?) year old making her mom play this game.#this aforementioned child is still a massive wuss as an adult btw. some things never change#anyway watch that level and think about how someone like me. whos already a scaredy cat!#imagine how someone like me felt at age 5 possibly younger playing this level#I WISH I COULD LIKE CONVEY EMOTIONS OVER TUMBLR. why cant i attach a .emotion file to this post#anyway ramble over <- hes said that like a million times today#scariest level in a game ever...!!!!! FUCK that keeper of the ice bitch im GLAD he died#muffin mumbles
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icewindandboringhorror · 10 months
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various little Pictures of thinges
#photo context/information described here in the tags since there are no longer photo captions#(from top Left to right) image 1: BABYY!!!!! SON!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!!#image 2: I found a patch of these clovers that were kind of mutated or infected or something? like they were not actually Red clovers#it was patches of totally normal green clovers except every once in a while one of them would have one leave thats red or half red or even#be completely red. AND they were growing near a patch of these wildflower weeds that have red stems to them. so I wonder if it's even poss#ble that maybe some of the red like.. got mixed in with the clovers somehow? a lot of the patches with a few red ones look spotty and unhea#thy so it could have been the sun or something. I dont know how plants work. I just thought it was really cool to find these one or two#special mutant clovers in huge patches of ohtwerise totally normal green clovers.. :0#image 3: look at these weird round fat baby carrot things... Rotund#image 4: laying out some fabrics for a costume just drafting them and seeing what looks okay in the pile and what doesnt etc.#thats my whole process is just 'throw things into a pile on the floor that look okay and match then put them on eventually' lol#image 5: MORE wii scores lol.. I think this is my best score on this one though. There's 10 little markers you have to select so getting 7#means I selected more than one per second.#image 6: I couldnt decide which type of muffins I wanted so I just made a batch of plain/vanilla batter and then added things to each littl#section to make multiple flavors without having to actually make a full batch or multiple batters lol. I think it's chocolate swirl (with d#rk chocolate chunks). banana cinnamon. strawberry. normal chocolate. rosemary and lemon. peach. ginger peach turmeric. and#'scraps of the other batters all thrown together' lol. Decent however the random recipe I found online for a basic cupcake batter was#not very good and they were weirdly dense and spongy.#image 7: A PICTURE OF THE dishscapes that I watched and rambled about (to the like 5 of you who saw that post#and read the tags of it lol).... beach houes..I still so much wish I could make my own Fantasy Screensaver Story.. oughh#image 8 & 9: a really cool flower from outside. I like that it has all these weird spindly little things from the center :0#photo diary
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risingsunresistance · 2 years
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the only fanfic i've ever read in this fandom are devil town and. muffins in ikea. for the love of god please tell me at least one of you remembers muffins in ikea
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syscardinal · 2 months
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hihi!! i love your art sm !!
im curious on how you draw your chibis? they are so squishy and theyre like mochis and blueberry muffins (in the best way o m gee) !!
like hows the anatomy/posing work for you? tips would be super super helpful wow
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Hi! First of all, thank you! This is a hard one cuz I dont usually draw chibis ehe, but I will try to aid you with the few knowlegment I got. As you can see, I have a lot of styles when it comes to draw cheebs but I think i can resume it in one word: SIMPLIFY
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For example, here's a drawing of Gaming I did. Let's dig into it!!
First I tried to replicate the same pose Gaming has in his official art, notice that this not have to follow exactly the same guidelines. "Why?" Well because when drawing a chibi, theres some limitations since the body shrunkens, there is a variety on how cheeb anatomy works but I'll get to that point later-
Forget about detailing too much, like putting in the cheeb every wrinkle of the clothes, every strand of hair or every little costure. With this I am not saying that you have to get rid of ,for example, Furina's decorations in her hat, instead you can simplify them!! If you consider that detail important enough just draw it! (See the image for a example on how I do it)
Negative Space oh man my art teacher used to talk about this a lot and in chibis this is SUPER relevant. A good negative space always leads to clarity, and since cheebs are a really little thing,what we want is exactly that, clarity. Try to make a clear silloutte of what you are trying to convey in the chibi, this will make it look 10 times better for starters.
Lastly, dont forget that cheebs follow the same rules as a normal drawing(like line of action, perspective, etc) In case of cheebs though is usual for the heads, eyes and mouth to be bigger, I'll explain in more detail this below!
Here's the speedpaint for more detail:
Lets go now with Anatomy and Proportions, as I was saying above, there is a lot of variety in cheebs anatomy. I dont think there is a wrong or correct way to draw a chibi here, there is just a lot of ways to draw them altough usually it follows these points:
Chibis are no more than 3 heads in height, after that it just stops feeling like a chibi drawing.
Eyes tends to be bigger, generaly eyes occupies 1/3 of the head. In my case I like to make the ears also just as big as the eyes with the shape of a bean or simply a circle. Moving to the mouth, I draw a simple shape of a triangle, just including the teeths when they smile.
Depending on the proportions you choose, it will give you different results, here you have to choose what you want for your chibi, for example: A proportion of the size of 2 heads + It gives you the liberty of draw more details and complex poses. On the other side a proportion of 1 head or less makes the chibi simpler but at the same time more cute to look at(see my examples at the end of this post!)
Last but not least, use this chart just as a reference, you can draw the bodies roundier, taller, tinier. Its up to your liking!!
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Hope that this was not too overwhelming haha, I am not an expert on drawing cheebs but they are fun to try! I tried to summarize my own knowledge and mixed it with some google search(ehe)
Please dont hesitate to try as much as you want, there is a lot of ways to draw the tiny ones and none of them is incorrect. Hope this helps you and thanks for reading!!!
Here are the examples I mentioned above!!
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mslowlife · 1 year
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Mad(e) For You - Part II
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Part I
Pairings: Yandere! Ethan Landry x Yandere! Reader Warnings: Stalking Summary: You’d never consider yourself a creep or a perv, but a stalker? Sure. Word Count: 1.09k
A/N: omll thank y'all for the all the likes and reblogs on part I, you guys are just too kind <3 this fic includes an o/c for narrative purposes so i apologies if you dont like that, but it fits what i'm attempting to go for with both yandere! ethan and reader, and i also changed it so ethan is not a virgin <3
I also hope the brief phone call makes sense ;-;
“Where. The. Fuck. Are. You” You cried out between stomps, you had searched everywhere and it was nowhere. Your laptop blinked red, ‘Low Battery’ it had written across the dim screen. Defeated and tired you sat on the edge of your bed, chewing the half eaten muffin Chad had so graciously given to you after he realised he didn’t want it.
Then it hit you; Chad had your laptop charger. Peaking your head at the clock above your doorframe, you decided quarter to eight wasn’t too late to call Chad, he should be home.
You picked up your phone and searched for his name, pressing it and impatiently waiting for him to pick up.
“Yo”
“Hey you have got my laptop charger on you?”
“Ah it's at my place still.”
“Can I swing by and grab it?”
“I’m not there right now but I can bring it tomorrow morning?”
“Uh maybe- is Ethan there?”
“Nah, think he’s at the study hall or somethin”
You frustratingly groaned “Ah shit, nah, I need it now.”
“Don’t you have that spare key to my dorm still?”
“Oh yeah, I think I do somewhere. You mind if I go there real quick?”
“Yeah go ahead. It’s in my room.”
“Ight thanks, ceeya Chad”
“Ba-bye”
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After a brisk walk to the boys dorm, you unlocked the front door. Inside was warm, and to your amazement, clean. Who knew two boys living alone could be so tidy.
You knew where Chads room was, so you had no issue navigating the way, but as you continued down the narrow hallway, you saw where Ethan’s room was. The door was cracked open slightly, and was practically inviting you in. You knew this was wrong, but what he didn’t know couldn’t hurt him.
You pushed the door open gently, blindly searching for the light switch with your palm and fingers. You flicked the light on and scoured the room.
Ethan was neat. He was tidy. He was organised. His bed was perfectly made, the pillows propped up and a navy fleece blanket thrown on the end. His desk was kept orderly as well, pens, pencils, sticky notes and notebook sat all adjacent to each other and the empty spot where his laptop must sit each night. As well as a small clock and fidget toys that piled together on the corner of the desk. His wardrobe was neat too, his clothes all organised by their types: t-shirts, pants, shorts, jackets, the list goes on.
And with a fit of impulsion and obsession, you pulled a handful of his hanging clothes to your face. The clothes smelt just like Ethan. They lingered with the smell of his cologne, one that made your knees weak, and they smelt sweet too, like a vanilla of sorts. Your mind became flooded with thoughts of Ethan. Just being here, in his room, shamefully going through his belongings gave you a rush.
You let go of his clothes, straightening them up before closing the wardrobe. You were getting distracted. But as you went to close the wardrobe, the light reflected on a smudged glassy surface. Curious, you pulled it out, only to find a photo frame containing Ethan with his arm around some unknown girl. Both of them had a sheepish grin on their faces. Your heart sank. Who the fuck is this? Your mind jumped to comforting conclusions, maybe it was his cousin, or better yet maybe it was his sister. Or maybe it was his girlfriend. You flipped the frame around, reading the scrawled letters on the back, ‘Ethan & Lydia M 2023’
You were enraged. You slammed the wardrobe shut, hands balling into fists, your nails digging into your palmy flesh.
Without warning, the door opened.
“What are you doing?” Ethan questioned, he sounded more shocked than angry.
“Oh my gosh, I’m sorry, I was just looking for um- my laptop charger. I couldn’t find it in Chads room, and- and I thought maybe it was in here” You choked out, your cheeks flushed a bright pink. Holy fuck. That was close.
“You think it would be in here? If I wanted to use your charger Y/N, I would of asked.” Ethan’s voice was firm and deep, but moments after he spoke, a gentle smirk curled on the corner of his lips.
“I- I know I’m sorry. I should of asked.” You stuttered
“It’s fine, I’m only playing around.” Ethan said before placing his backpack beside the doorway, and sitting on the edge of his bed.
“So uh- how was study hall?” You asked, trying to veer from the awkward greeting mere seconds ago
“Study hall huh? You a stalker or something? First you come to my place, probably going through my shit then you know where I am? Is that why you came here, cause you’d know I’d be out?”
“Fuc- no - Chad told me. I asked if you’d be here and he told me” You gasped out.
“Y/N relax I know. I’m joking, chill”
You sighed, you couldn’t stop thinking about how if he walked in seconds before he did, he would of caught you sniffing his clothes like some creep, and going through his stuff. Maybe he was right, maybe you were sorta a stalker.
“But to answer your question, study was okay. Stalker” He quipped, a cheeky smile on his face.
“Fine. Maybe I am a stalker, maybe I stalk you and everything you do Ethan.” You joked back.
You laughed. The two of you just clicked, he made a joke, you bounced back with another. It made your insides feel fuzzy and warm.
Then the door swung open, Chad was home. After a short lived conversation with Chad, you parted ways.
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Walking back to your dorm, you felt yourself nearly cry. Why couldn’t he see how much you cared for him? How could he do this to you? But before you could wallow in self pity. You had one more plan for the night; Who is this Lydia and why is she touching your Ethan.
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moonandsunwoo · 2 years
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txt reaction to you moving in next door
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# — pairing: txt x reader // strangers to smth
# — genre: fluuuuuff hi
# — warnings: none except a tale as old as time (that we love)
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Another requested one!! Thanks for you kind words <3 i wasnt quite sure if thats what you meant (you said txt x reader so i assume a reaction with usual member specific sections) but if it isn‘t then feel welcomed to send another ask and specify! Im probably overthinking this but i just wanted to visualise my thought process (not that it was anyhow long). Have a nice week!
It is a bit longer than usual bc i wanted to include some sort of backstory! I am still scared of tumblr messing with my post as soon as i add a *read more* thingie, so i hope you can forgive me if i dont add one. If someone knows why it does that or how to fix (even better), please let me know!
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Soobin — When you moved in, Soobin was thinking of preparing a welcoming gift - a little housewarming present you know. Especially because you would be right next door and he figured that with roommates like his, and their volume, it would be better to start off on a good note. Of course Beomgyu clowned him for it, but before Soobin could think twice, he‘d ring your doorbell with a bunch of flowers (he hoped seasonal but honestly he had no clue), and a box of muffins. Those he almost dropped when you opened the door however because oh my goddess you were cute- he almost forgot to introduce himself. When he returned to the dorm around a warm chat and a coffee in your half-furnished livingroom later, the redness of his cheeks had yet to fade and he (+ txtease) realised that this crush would probably remain for some time.
Yeonjun — He walked out the door one sunny day and straight into a huge box that was (a bit clumsily) placed in front of the it. You had apologised profusely and invited him for tea or coffee as a compensation for his poor foot. Little did you know that Yeonjuns foot had stopped hurting the second he had fully taken you in (which was fast) and he felt not mad but motivated to help you move in next to their dorm asap = so he could get to know you more also asap. And he did help, he carried boxes and lamps and bags into your new apartment, joking and discussing with you as if you and he had always been friends. You were so easygoing and friendly, Yeonjun felt drawn to you. Who knew that one misplaced box could be the start of such a cute friendship - or even further (but thats a story for another day)
Beomgyu — He heard suspiciously loud thuds from next door and decided to check it out. He heard from someone that they would get a new roommate (Beomgyu hoped for someone fun this time) so he assumed that the moving in would be the source of the concerning noises. He was absolutely correct, because the moment he was ringing your doorbell was the moment you singelhandedly decided to move your massive bed across the room. With more or less (less, significantly less) success however. So when you opened the door you were slightly out of breath, hair sticking up and face shiny — and Beomgyu almost cooed. He swore he had never seen something lovelier than you (and you thought the same, in all honesty, c’mon it’s Beomgyu) and immediately offered his help. Later he wondered if the universe really had to test his physical strength to such an extent but ultimately he wasn‘t complaining. Just like his self-proclaimed “minicrush“ wouldn’t stop growing after that :)
Taehyun — The two of you met in the lobby as strangers, entered the elevator as strangers and got off at the same floor as acquaintances. Or as “half friends” how Taehyun would describe it to his friends, not without feeling his heart warm a bit. When both of you pressed the same button it sparked a conversation and a laugh, and somehow the two you just clicked instantly! Taehyun felt grateful that you were the new neighbour and excited to spend more time with you. A frequent thing he’d do, was coming over to help you set up furniture or decorate. He always said he just liked doing stuff like this, but in reality he came for time spent together afterwards. A bit tired from the work and hungry, but happy and in good company, just glad to have met the other one. (I SHIP IT)
Hueningkai — He had been relaxing at home when the doorbell made his heart jump slightly. Opening the door made his heart jump again - for a different reason this time. You had (after overthinking it twice) decided to visit all your neighbours on the same floor and introduce yourself, bringing a little treat. Nothing big, but homemade, and Hueningkai would never grow tired of praising the taste. Like literally, he wouldn’t. stop. That was partly also because his brain short-circuited the second he invited you into their dorm, simply because you were so pretty and he was so not prepared for it. He also completely forgot you would be moving in so all he could really say with confidence, is that your gift tastes excellent (because it did) and since it seemed to make you smile and relax a bit, Kai decided to tap the full potential of it. Look he’s a shy boy, but shy never stopped a friendship from blooming (the lack of effort does tho, btw) and it surely didn’t stop yours from blossoming, trust me.
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darkittensniper · 2 months
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Okay so, one would think I know how to request things huh?😬
But
Mother
I know it
You know it
We need this Daniela x Donna beauty and the beast prompt
It’s a necessity
(I’m her favourite everyone)
You’re amazing and I’m gay. So. Pretty please even. Because that Donna x Cass was good soup that I am definitely not gonna look at right after I send this off
That prompt. Feed me lmao XD
Thank you🖤🏴‍☠️
I will annoy you when I come up with a cool anon name
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MY VASES!!! MY VAS-* sees its my favorite child Muffin* Puts you down and dust you off, sheaths the claws. Oh sorry I thought you were one of those responsible for breaking my damn vases.
*Reads request. Squints at you*
Hmmm I see I see. The good soup that was DonnaxCass has made you hungry for more? Maybe a main course? Mother does know. The DanixDonna idea was too damn good holy shit. I can see it now. HEHE HU HU I'll humor you on this prompt my child.
Request Accepted even thou you know I don't do request how can I say no to my child. That's right I can't
But it may take me a few days to get it out for you, since I'm still working on the next chapter of Spotted Snow too. But I promise it will get done <3
I also love the Deal With It Donna meme. Its classic. And as u can tell I dont know how to respond to an ask xD but i tried
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monpalace · 10 months
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Okok, so my brain is not working with writing rn BUT i will finish that “reader and time pinning” thing that i was doing I PROMISE
BUT for now imma just share some thoughts of Time because he is THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I NEED TO RANT ABOUT HIM
*ahem*
Ive said before (on my blog) that Time uses really old and kinda cringey petnames because 1, he genuinely loves them and 2, because he LOVES making the boys squirm in second hand embarrassment. SO, have a few more of those nicknames :D -> snookums, sugarplum, baby cakes, muffin, foxy, and toots
Young time (like teenage/young adult) was an absolute bastard BUT when he falls in love with someone, he is an absolute sweet heart! Think the ‘i hate everyone but you’ trope :3
Young! Time did not know romance AT ALL! That boy was raised by a tree and a bunch if spirit kids, he has know idea what a ‘date’ is. This leads to him just acting the same around his crush but being a little nicer to them
Is then very confused as to why they dont know that he likes them. “It was so obvious? I gave you a piece of my apple pie! I was so clear with my signs 🙄🙄”
He THEN reads all the romance novels he can get his hands on (legally and illegally) just so he can impress them! Completely misunderstood everything and now he just has to straight up tell them, cause how their hair is on fire…somehow
(Modern) Time is totally the type of guy that ‘doesn’t like drama shows’ but if his lover was watching one, he’d stand behind the couch and watch. But when his lover offers to move so he can sit hes like ‘no, im not even watching it. I was just bored’ and the proceeds to watch the next 3 episodes while standing.
(Modern) Time has a leather jacket that he LOVES!! Like he will cut someone for that thing, do not fuck with it. No one is aloud to wear it expect him….And his crush/lover but SHUSH!
Time enjoys polishing his armour/sword while you read a book out aloud. You both find it rather relaxing. Until something dramatic/a polt twists happens, all if the sudden the armour/sword is dropped to the side as Time is BAFFLED by this. “They killed Aaron?! Wh-what? Why!? He was the best choice for Max!” (Hes so invested, his duties are now discarded until you two finish this chapter)
I wanna do more but this is kinda chunky :3
I love dis man so much 🫶🫶
THE WAY I PHYSICALLY AND VERBALLY CRINGED AT FOXY??? bro's the type to say "hey foxy mama" when you walk into a room unironically, he literally has no shame whatsoever whenever someone points out how dated that sounds to
time would fit the secret admirer trope so well though? but he wouldn't even be secret about it?? the lon lon sisters def gave him the advice to "just be himself" and that gave him the idea to take stuff from his woodland-spirit background
"link, why is my house filled with flowers from floor to ceiling."
"that's not a declaration of adoration here? huh."
AND HIM TAKING THE ROMANCE BOOKS? personally, i feel like he's the type to sneak into the library when (supposedly) nobodies looking and just taking whatever he can carry before sneaking back out-- but in actuality it's just that nobody cares
someone asked zelda if he was allowed to take the books because they've been coming back in a damaged state (it's not bad, but while he's workshopping how he's gonna bring words to reality, he messes up a little) and she just says its fine so long as he isn't committing crimes with them (which he has done. several times. no one knows)
ofc there are questions as to WHY he's taking the romance books specifically, but the guards and librarians just chalk it up to him entering his weird boy phase ™️ and not because he has an interest in somebody because him?? having a love interest before half the other people in the castle??? Nah.
you catch modern! time watching a (raunchy) reality show once (like love island, or jersey shore-- maybe even teen mom) and he swears up, down, to the golden three, and to the sand goddess that he just kept it on for noise and that he's paying all his attention to his work even though you caught him ON VIDEO having the most expressive reactions to certain moments
BUT THE LEATHER JACKET ONE?? someone walks up to you while you're wearing it (your relationship with time isn't common knowledge yet) and they make a joke about him burying them alive if they mess it up-- no less just because you're wearing it.
time pops up out of literal thin air making excuses that you were cold (you were not), he was hot and didn't feel like carrying it (his goosebumps say otherwise), he thought there was a tear and he wanted to try and fix it (.. yeah, okay.), he only gave it to you because you said it would go with your outfit (that is not the only reason he'd give it to you), and everything else just to try to hide the fact that he's soft
(also, bonus points if you made it??? now not even the goddesses could touch it. he's about three seconds away from giving into the inner ferality of his childhood self and biting someone if they even look at it)
but tell me why i just imagine time getting ready to like, get in a fight or something, you read something so earth-shatteringly shocking in the book, and he's immediately like "the battle can wait. [opponent] was gonna lose anyways. we have to figure out what the devil is about to happen"
i'm literally scooping ur brain from ur skull, putting it on a table, and i'm gonna examine it for the rest of ur ideas mwah
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that-lesbian-gurl · 2 months
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irl quotes <3
hayyyyyy y’all, i’m back and if you want to see some of my irls here on tumblr C is @some-horse-gurl and Titi is @jarondont
one more thing, if you’ve read these before you’ll have seen E but she’s annoying and decided she will now be ‘slayer of dance’ so keep an eye out.
Me: “baby shot glass would murder the world” lady floutist: “i would thank it”
idk where the baby shot glass came from but i don’t trust it
C: “my beautiful water bottle i dropped down the stairs and hit two children”
C: *southern accent* C: “i don’t know what i did wrong to little Suzie”
C, who is Suzie? we don’t know one
lil miss muffin: “why do they have faces?”
C: “cause some of us aren’t creative” Me: “who’s some of us?” C: “me”
goth leaf: “dude is pizza real food?” lady floutist: “i don't know...i think pizza is just...pizzaaaa”
C: “that’s unfortunately my child” lady flouist: *offended* C: “i love you slightly less than my other child”
C: “i’m sorry but my other child makes my school papers look demonic.”
tomato: “tomatoes go on your shirt”
truer words have never been spoken
C: “what like .01% of the time?” slayer of dance: “No, no be nice” C: “I’m talking about myself” slayer of dance: “oh then carry on”
once again, i present, the ‘married’ couple
Me: “ew leap day” C: “lake be nice” Me: “the last one was in horror year i will not be nice”
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
you believe me if i said this is about the oregon trail?
C: “have any of us died yet?”
again, oregon trail
lil miss muffin: “slayer of dance drowned” C: “YES”
still oregon trail
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
oregon trail!
lil miss muffin: “C are you being greenist?”
watching the wizard of oz with your friends is fun, i promise.
C: “I hate when they describe a place like it’s so old and beat up” C: “I DONT GIVE A FUCK”
C: “my entire family has brown eyes including me, except for my dad like whAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL”
i don’t think she likes her dad much
C: “you can’t help people by bashing their head in”
slayer of dance stole C’s water bottle
slayer of dance: “i thought you were gonna say you can’t help people by bashing their head in” slayer of dance: *hits C* slayer of dance: “i think it’s working”
with a paper. i think.
Me: “… and you’ll die” C: “slay”
tomato: “why do i kinda want a lockdown to happen” Me: “because it would be exciting and you could possibly die” C: *gasp* C: “i wanna die”
we are very concerning
C: “when in doubt divorce it out”
Me: “i’m aliv-“ *coughs* *dies*
C: “kindness doesn’t matter” C: “Be a mean person”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
istg lady floutist carries bricks in her backpack
C: “leave no space for other citizens”
Titi: “i am actually sobbing” Me: *doesn’t look up* Me: “are you sure? that doesn’t seem true” Titi: *offended* Titi: “i WAS sobbing”
she’s reading the oddest because she’s obsessed with Epic: the musical
C: “please just flip people off”
lady floutist: “what’s with all the ruffles this isn’t the 1800s, burn it like the witches that wore it”
goth leaf: “i love witchcraft”
i do too!!!
lovely, this was fun but i shall see you all again in the future, adieu!
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Doing this, but all at once! ^-^
I honestly don't remember how i discovered age regression. I most likely found an account on tik tok and got curious and decided to look more into it!
I'm also unsure about this one, as it's kind of a mix. I like pacis and sippies like a younger age, but I also love coloring and doing school worksheets like an older age.
I have one! He's my soon to be husband!! ^-^
I'd wake up, immediately take a nap with tons of stuffies, wake up again, eat some little snacks and drink some little drink, color or do some worksheets, play with my cg and stuffies, play minecraft, go into a little space world in vrchat, then go to bed with baba tucking me in.
Yes! I only have a paci and some fidget toys at the moment, but that'll grow soon!
Sometimes! I regress to a dog/wolf when do! Puppy barking is so fun!!
Honestly, im not that different! Big me and little me both love mlp and bluey! However, big me is more responsible and likely to do productive things, while little me would rather just laze around with my stuffies.
I love coloring when little, and drawing when big!
i love @buttercupagere !
It started out voluntary, then it turned into involuntary because i started slipping naturally!
I'm still not quite sure what that is ;-;
If i have i dont remember!
Goldfish!!!!!
I love plushies!!! I have at least 60 at this point!!
Only a select few people! My baba and my ex know.
Ashie or Sweetiebelle
My little pony and bluey! Also being called ashie or when my baba goes bwahbwahbwahbwahbwah!!
Not always, I have days when I just cant be little!
I love the community! You guys have made so much awesome agere stuff and it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if it weren't for that! This blog feels like my little tiny corner of the internet and I love it!
I don't! I don't really like to read unless its very short or has pictures.
Extremely!
Starlight Glimmer (Glimmy) from mlp!
LOTS of stuffies, a princess bed (the one with the big curtain drape thingies), a fluffy pink carpet, a play corner with a play kitchen and stuff like that, a picture book corner, a minifridge with angel milk and some snackies in it, mlp and bluey posters, and me and baba of course!
I love to but it's very hard for me to! I still feel kinda silly sometimes, so it's difficult for me to let go and just have fun ;-;
It makes me feel a certain kind of happiness I can't find anywhere else. I like just pretending I don't have responsibilities and that baba can just always be there to take care of me when I need him to. I like forgetting about all of the sad in the world and just be a kid again.
I do! I have a little space playlist on my spotify with more light and bubbly sounding songs. Bubble Tea, Just Monica, Muffins, and some disney songs just to name a few!
Not yet, but my baba and I are working on some!
It depends on my mood! Sometimes im super hyper, and other times I'm extremely sleepi and whiney lol. ***There is no in-between***
No! I'm just a wittle baby
Agere has become a huge part of my everyday life, more than I ever thought it would be, and my Baba is a huge part of that. He's helped me leave my house, get a job, and just generally better myself since I first met him. I feel like im finally coming out of this hole I've been in for years for the first time ever.
Anyways, that's all for now.
Goodnight, my littles! <3
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Because Muffin has made it to round 3 of @splatoonpolls' OC tourney, I'm gonna post some more doodles from my sketchbook! Including one giving some other bonus facts that I didn't include in the last as they were, relatively unimportant to her character...
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OK NOW FOR THE FACTS!!
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Transcript of the facts in case you can't read my shitty hand writing:
Her dad was a jellyfish and her mom was a humboldt, her dad being a jelly made her very squishy and stretchy (arrow pointing at her says "silly putty")
She ate a buncha canned specials (with the can) when she was 16 so she's constantly charged with special charge (Arrows pointing at her and her tummy say "She's like an electric eel" and "Full of metal" respectively)
She can recharge this energy by eating, don't overfeed her tho. She'd get a tummy ache, and probably release a buncha electricity
Even if I don't win, I'd appreciate your vote and if you're interested in her in any way feel free to ask about her!!
(the rest of the doodles I mentioned are under the cut)
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(Octoling featured here is an OC which belongs to @muchasgrasasunsaludoalagrasa, called Wakko, he doesn't really post his own stuff on tumblr but i wanted to give him credit since we're really close friends)
Also here's a transcript of this text too in case you can't read it:
W: "Why are you playin' N-Zap? You're better with brush." M: "Oh, you'll see when the match starts!" (background inkling idk): "Yo Tacticooler--" M: "Nah, these are for me, I'm Thirsty"
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I'm sure this one is clear what it says but either way it says: "Me petting my nuclear bomb"
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this one maybe counts as also bonus facts but it's mostly stuff I've already established, I'll only list the things you might not know in the transcript (also hehe ignore the part of me drawing her and agent 4 kissing that's not important :3c)
Agent^3 (Agent to-the-power-of Three) (Cube for short)
She shows up every tuesday at 3PM to train with the Captain
Birthday on April 28th
She's Afro Latina
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ok tahts all, if u want to check out the previous Muffin Propaganda (which included a buncha info on her if you're curious) here's the link to that:
sorry about how long this is I copy and pasted each individual drawing because i dont wanna fill up my hard drive on my pc, i guess that way she takes up more space in ur brain or something idk ok bye
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vthetease · 7 months
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my favorite things
it's me birthday
so just incase anyone wanted to know some stuff about V
heres some random info about my life as well as some of my favorite things
i am a libra sun, aquarius moon, capricorn rising
i like dark chocolate more than any other; i have since i first got my period. i like gummy candy and starbursts but my favorite are the little cola bottle candies. i like tea and coffee sweet, but flavorful. i like energy drinks and slushees and wanted my first tattoo to be a cola-mtn dew slushee but it wasnt. i like waffles more than pancakes but would prefer a toaster strudel or muffin. i like apples and lemons and cinnamon and garlic and truffle and black cherries but not maraschino. i dont like onions or cilantro or swiss cheese. i dont like chili because something about the consistency of wet, tomato-ee hamburger makes me ill. i also can't drink hard liquor.
i like smells like thick cologne that lingers and juniper and spearmint and old houses and honeysuckle and the smells of the earth when it stops raining in the summer. i like the smell of other peoples laundry soap and coffee more than my own. i like eucalyptus and aloe and teakwood and dragons blood incense.
i like classic rock from my dad and 80s pop ballads from my mom and afi and lincoln park from my older sibling and 4*TOWN for my younger sibling. one of my earliest loves in music was Paramore, and hayley is an inspiration of mine. i like pop punk and the band ive seen the most is sleeping with sirens, 4 times now. i like hip hop and rnb and acapella and piano. i like music that makes me feel alive. anything from violin to screaming, i just like passion. i'm a very passionate person and always have been despite myself.
i sing and like singing in the car, while i shower, and cook. i am very loud but sometimes can do cool things. i like how singing makes me happy and helps me relate to other people and also my predecessors. i like how i feel connected to those before me through my voice. my first time singing in public was my 4th grade talent show. I sang The Only Exception by Paramore because my parents thought Almost Lover was too dramatic and adult for a 12 year old
i like old movies and i used to fall asleep to them at my grandparents and wake up to them at weekends at my dads apartment. i like musicals like ride the cyclone and drama like the fault in our stars and action like john wick and will always be down for a horror movie. i like get out and candyman and hereditary and black swan and blair witch and creep. i like the twilight zone and rod serling has a special place in my heart. i also like alex trebek from jeopardy, matthew grey gubler, penn badgely, andrew scott, evan peters, and my biggest current celeb crush is matt rife.
i like being alone in busy places. i like to talk to people but i also like to disappear to the other room during the party. im the girl you find sitting outside sometimes smoking, or on the balcony. i enjoy walking back into a concert midsong and seeing all the happy little people being happy. i like stepping away from chaos to appreciate it. i like driving on highways at night when its empty and im high. i like watching airplanes land. i like sleep and i sleep in a tank top and underwear but never socks. my dreams always take me back to this very similiar place every single night doing different tasks with different people. i might start calling it the twilight zone. i like to paint my emotions in my makeup and artwork. i have always felt very deeply and openly.
i like the moon and the stars and it is so fascinating to learn about the same beautiful big rock my ancestors saw. i feel drawn to white butterflies and birds and bumblebees and skinks ( they r tiny lizards). i like history and culture, but im really bad at math.
thats all i can come up with for now. if you have any questions let me know
thanks for reading about me, lmk if youre in love yet
valentine, 22 today <3
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80pairsofcrocs · 2 years
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baby scarab || 42
A/N : the requests for this are at the end due to a spoilers, please dont skip down, just read from the beginning thanks :)
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masterlist - marvel masterlist - series masterlist
A/N : AND FOR THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR-
please enjoy, and don't be shy if you want to be in the taglist, just ask <3, sorry for the long wait
pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader
TW : medicine (pills), spidey stuff, mentions of violence, fluff, let me know if i missed anything
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“so” marc starts, looking to the boy beside him. “mit, huh?” 
“yeah, i’m lucky they accepted me” peter answers, the two conversing on the roof.
“are you going with any friends?” marc asks, making peter hesitate before answering.
“not exactly” he says quietly, and marc can tell that he doesn’t want to talk about it.
“so what exactly do you need my help with again?” peter changes the subject and marc nods before speaking.
“y/ns birthday is tomorrow, and i need you to distract her while we set stuff up” he explains and peter nods.
“just take her out patrolling for a few hours, me and layla have to pick something up anyways” marc says.
“cool. who’s layla?” peter asks and marc sighs.
“my girlfriend, now focus” marc begins, peter nodding and looking at the ground for a second before looking back up at marc.
“she’s already going to be suspicious because her friend- boyfriend isn’t going to be around, because he’ll be with us” marc cringes at a certain word that came out of his mouth.
“and you have to make sure she doesn’t get near the apartment, by all means necessary” marc finishes, and peter nods.
“i’ll just finish teaching her what i need to, besides i have to leave in two days” he tells marc, and he nods.
“we’ll text you when you can bring her back” is the last thing marc says before heading back inside through the open window.
“thank you sir! i’ll try my best!” peter yells after him, making marc smile before he closes the window and shuts the curtains.
and that’s when jake speaks up for the first time in hours.
“give me the body. i want to see her” he says quickly and quietly, marc instantly giving up control to let jake take over, so that he can silently speed walk over to your room where steven had carried you.
you were sleeping peacefully, with taweret in one of your arms, and one of jakes favorite hats in the other.
jake felt himself tear up, and so he went over and slowly kneeled down beside your bed, blinking away tears as he brushed a strand of hair out of your face gently.
“lo siento, cariño” he starts slowly, taking a breath.
“the bird messed up a mission and i got angry. i didn’t mean to.. i didn’t mean to scare you like that”
“perdóname, amor. por favor” he whispers, leaning in to press a short kiss to your forehead.
“Te quiero muchísimo” he finishes, standing back up and leaving the room, leaving the door cracked as he goes to sit on the bed with his head in his hands.
“she already forgave you, man” marc starts. “she knows you would never hit her”
“but i still made her flinch” he answers darkly.
“don’t be like that, mate. it was an accident, it happens-“
“just drop it” jake grumbles, falling backwards on the bed while rubbing his eyes.
“tomorrow is going to be great, trust us” is the last thing marc says before the three of them decided on sleep.
~~~
you woke up with a frown planted on your face.
you knew exactly what day it was, and some new information made it ten times worse.
you slowly got up and made your way to the kitchen, seeing as your dads were still asleep.
you sigh and start making coffee for jake, who you assumed was going to front when he woke up judging by the hat over his eyes.
you wait for the coffee to brew while you picked out his favorite mug and got a muffin for him.
you set it down on a small plate, and finished waiting for the coffee.
once it was done, you poured it into jakes mug and set it beside the muffin on the plate, then you walk to set it down on the nightstand, hoping it wouldn’t get too cold before he woke up.
you sigh and walk back to your room, only closing the door halfway and sitting down on your bed cross legged.
you think about how different you are from other kids your age.
you’re 17 now, and most teenagers have their drivers license and all, but you haven’t even looked into drivers training.
you need a parents signature so it’s not like you could if you wanted to.
you didn’t give a single shit about your birthday to be honest, it held no importance to you or anyone you’ve ever met.
that’s why you never told steven, marc, or jake.
you knew it wouldn’t burden them, but you just didn’t want it to be a big deal.
you didn’t need pretty gifts, or a cake, you just wanted the day to feel like any other.
but every single year, it just weighs on you, and you can’t stop it.
you close your eyes and let out a breath, hearing someone get up from the other room, signaling that they were now awake.
you pull your phone off the charger and begin scrolling through your social medias before hearing footsteps coming towards the room.
the door slowly creaks open and you turn your head to see jake, with a tight lipped smile.
“you can come in, you know this is your house right?” you ask rhetorically and he nods, coming in to stand awkwardly in the middle of the room.
“it’s yours now too, mi vida” 
“i know- but listen.” you start. “just forget about what happened, please” you plead, and jake shrugs with a sigh.
“i’ll try” he mumbles, making you smile.
you beckon him over with your hand, so he slowly comes over to sit beside you on your bed.
“just forget, it doesn’t matter” you tell him again and he nods.
“now you say it”
“what?” he replies, making you tilt your head at him.
“it.. it doesn’t matter” he says hesitantly and you bring him into a side hug.
“see? i’m proud of you” you tell jake, and he nods again, this time not hesitating in hugging you back, and taking his hat off to put it on your head and over your eyes.
“you really are too good for us” he chuckles, and you adjust the hat on your head so that you can actually see.
“if you say so” you’re about to continue when your phone rings, blitzkrieg bop playing signaling that peter was calling you.
“hang on” you tell jake, and answer your phone, making marc sigh in relief.
“hey peter” you say calmly. “what’s going on?”
“yeah hey y/n, i was just wondering if you wanted to come up and practice your swinging with me” he asks and you feel yourself smile.
“i’d love to, i’ll be on the roof in five”
“okay cool i’ll see you then” he hangs up quickly and you snort.
“do you mind if i go train with peter for a bit?” you ask jake and he nods.
“go have fun, and take your time, you know he’s leaving soon” he tells you and you nod sadly.
“i’ll be out for a while then” you tell them, and they don’t seem too disappointed.
“i’ll see you guys later then” you wave, and the suit forms over your body, except the mask.
“and one more thing” you come back over to jake and throw your arms around his neck, hugging him tightly for a minute before turning around to leave.
jake stood in your room for a few minutes collecting himself before it was marc’s turn to front.
he and layla were meeting somewhere to pick something up, and then it’s stevens turn to make you a small cake.
they just had to rely on peter to keep you away from home long enough for them to do it.
~~~
“so you always have to make sure you actually have somewhere to shoot your webs” peter starts, and you nod as if it’s obvious. “or you’ll-“
“fall and die, yeah i’m not that stupid” you scoff, looking over the edge of some random roof you both landed on.
“nonono- i didn’t mean you’re stupid because you’re not but-“
“i’m messing with you, calm down” you chuckle, and peter lets out a breath of relief.
“alright, so there’s different positions to swing in depending on what speed you want to go” he starts again and you nod, paying full attention.
“to go faster, either make your body smaller or straighten yourself out horizontally, and to go slower do the opposite”
“what if my webs all of a sudden don’t work?” you question a little off topic.
“they won’t” peter assures you and you purse your lips.
“alright, now let’s practice what we just learned”
~~~
“okay- we have the papers, and stevens going to do the cake, so now we have to go get casper” layla says quickly, both her and marc speed walking down the sidewalk while marc has a beige folder clutched tightly in his hand, the other holding one of laylas.
marc got to the door first, and he didn’t even have to knock for casper to open the door and come out with a small box in his hands, one so small he could fit it in his pocket.
he smiled at marc and shifted his eyes to layla.
“is that layla?” casper asks, and marc nods.
“yeah, now let’s go” marc leads casper down the steps to walk in between himself and layla.
marc sees that casper has a small box in his hands, and furrows his brows.
“what’s that?” he asks, and casper sighs.
“just something i thought she would like” he murmurs, and marc smirks at him, making layla scoff at him.
“so, what’s that” casper changes the subject, pointing to the folder marc has.
“something i thought she would like” marc retorts, making layla chuckle.
“don’t be mean, he’s just a kid” she defends casper and he scoffs.
“thank you ma’am” casper nods at layla and she puts a hand over her heart and gasps.
“this kid is more respectful than you” she tells marc, who rolls his eyes.
“not when he’s kissing y/n on the mouth”
“wait, they what?”
~~~
“we’ve been at this for hours, i think it’s time i get home” you tell peter, out of breath from trying to swing away from him.
he’d made it a challenge.
if he could catch you, then you owed him ten dollars, but if he didn’t within an hour, it was reversed.
you gave him ten dollars.
it was only because you got distracted by a bird.
peter checked his phone before answering you. “maybe i can get you some lunch?” 
“i have food at home, but thanks” you begin to make your way to the edge of the roof when peter jumps in front of you to make you stop in your tracks.
“peter, i have to get home, i don’t want marc to get worried” you try and tell him, but he insists on blocking you from leaving.
“let’s uhm…” peter tries to think, while you cross your arms and glare at him.
“we can keep training” he checks his phone again. “for another forty five minutes” he says and you scoff.
“you’re being weird, i’m going to go home” you nudge him out of the way and just before you can even bring an arm up, peter shoots a web out, sticking your hand down to the edge of the roof.
you whip your head around to glare at him. “peter, what the hell is your problem? why aren’t you letting me leave?” you grit out at him, making him wince.
“listen, i’m just going to miss you, so i don’t want to you to leave right now” he says but you see right through him.
“we can hang out at my place then” you try to get him to crack.
“but here- it’s perfect! we can go patrolling, anything, just please let’s stay away from your house right now” he pleads and you scoff.
“why aren’t you letting me go home, peter?” you ask again more calm and he sighs.
“i can’t tell you” he murmurs and you sigh.
“when i get out of this, i’m hunting you down and beating your ass”
“yep. understood”
~~~
“alright, the cake should be done in twenty minutes, what do we do until then?” steven asks around, layla and casper stopping their conversation to think.
“me and layla still need to sign some of the papers” marc tells steven, so he gives up control so marc could do his business.
layla and marc had to sign a couple papers, and then eventually steven and jake had to as well.
now all they had to do was wait.
well, after frosting the cake and sending peter the ‘go ahead’ to drop you off at home.
if it got to that point, that is.
~~~
you dodge the web coming at you with a quick spin, peter not giving up as you shoot some at him as well.
“let me go home, parker!” you exclaim at him, trying to get enough space to jump off the roof and swing away.
“i already told you, i can’t yet!” he swiftly checks his phone again.
“just tell me!” you yell back, shooting out another web, and barely missing.
peter doesn’t respond, and that was because he felt his phone buzz.
he was relieved, since you’d been trying to fight him for about fifteen minutes straight now.
“okay- fine, let’s go” he says, re reading the message from marc saying, ‘bring her home now spider boy’.
you freeze because of the unexpected change of heart. “..what?”
“yeah, come on i changed my mind” he swings off without you.
you shake your head and scoff. “he’s lucky i don’t throw hands with him” you mutter to yourself, jumping off the roof to swing after him.
~~~
“okay, don’t overwhelm her. from what khonshu told me, she hates her birthday so keep it subtle” marc explains, casper nodding in confusion.
“she’s going to be so mad..” he murmurs, going unheard by marc.
“also some ground rules, and i’m looking at you, hart” marc points to casper, who freezes on the spot.
“no touching, no hugging, no kissing, and certainly no fonduing in this house, got it?” he says and casper nods quickly.
“good, now-“ marc is cut off by the door opening slowly, your head peaking in to see marc and layla standing in front of the couch, and casper a few feet away from them.
you slowly walk in, peter doing the same.
your suit fades away as you look around the room, looking for anything suspicious, the silence awkward.
“..did you send peter to distract me for some reason?” you ask marc, and he doesn’t respond.
“steven” you turn to him in the mirror, since he’s most likely to crack under pressure.
“nope. wait but that’s a lie and i don’t want to lie to you” he mutters and marc face palms.
“happy seventeenth birthday, y/n” he blurts out and your eyes widen a fraction.
“how’d you-“
“it was khonshu” jake goes right to blaming the bird, but you believe him.
“so why couldn’t i be here?” you ask, slowly walking over to sit on the couch, peter lingering by the door.
“we were… preparing?” marc says in a questionable tone, which makes you raise an eyebrow.
“there’s a reason i didn’t tell you, but if you put effort into it i guess i’ll play along” you say quietly, and everyone in the rooms nods and smiles in understanding.
“so let’s start with the cake then” steven says once he fronts, and your eyes widen a bit.
“you made me a-“
“your favorite” steven smiles, moving to the kitchen to get it from the fridge.
it was a relatively small cake, since they knew you didn’t even want to acknowledge your birthday in the first place.
“you really didn’t have to-“
“don’t even start with that” steven waves you off.
“yeah y/n, this is your day, try to enjoy it” casper says from behind you, moving to stand beside you, layla and peter doing the same.
you sigh and hesitantly nod, watching as steven cut the cake.
“after this, we all have a little gift for you” casper starts and you groan. “hey- don’t do that- anyways, yes i know we didn’t have to, but we wanted to do you can’t stop us” he says smugly and you flick him in the forehead.
he brings a hand up to where you flicked him, and glared at you, making you chuckle.
layla comes up and throws an arm around your shoulder, and you lean into her while a smile forms one her face.
“happy birthday, little scarab” she says, making you roll your eyes playfully, fighting off a smile.
“thank you guys. really” you tell everyone.
~~~
after everyone had eaten some of the delicious cake steven made, peter was the first to give you a gift- to your dismay.
“so- this is edith 2.0, she’s your personal ai.” peter explains while you slip a pair of cool looking glasses onto your face.
“there’s a robot in these glasses?” you ask amazed and he nods excitedly.
“she can help you with anything- and i mean anything” he starts.
“just don’t almost accidentally blow up your classmates” mw mutters and you raise an eyebrow.
“thank you so much-“
“oh that’s not all” he tosses a small silver ring to you, a small button in the middle.
“press it” peter grins so you do so hesitantly.
right when you do, a metal suit takes over your entire body, red and blue with a golden spider in the middle of your chest.
you gasp and look at peter with wide eyes. “holy fuck” you whisper. “this is so cool-“
“it’s all yours” he smiles, and you rush over to hug him.
“thankyou thankyou thankyou” you chant, peter hugging you back, wide smiles on both of your faces.
you pull away only to look down at the new suit, and then back at everyone else who are all surprised, and overjoyed.
you press another button, and the suit disappears, leaving you with just a smile.
“that’s literally the coolest thing ever, thank you so much” you thank peter again and he nods.
“alright, who’s next?” marc asks and points to casper, who’s breathing picks up a bit.
“yeah yeah- i can- i can do that” he starts, standing up and walking towards you, leading you a bit aways from the group, but still so marc can see if there’s any ‘funny business’.
“listen, you might not like it but i saw this and i thought of you” he hands you the small box, so you hesitantly take it and open it to see a silver chain necklace with a two small gems hanging off it.
a red one and a blue one.
“it reminded me of your spidey suit” he explains further and you nod and look up to him.
“i love it” you breath out.
casper looks up at you and blinks a few times. “you.. you do?” he asks and you nod with a smile.
“of course i do, it’s beautiful” you tell him, and you lean forward to hug him.
he instantly hugs you back, and you hear marc clear his throat, making you turn to flip him off before letting go of casper, box still in your hand.
“i really do love it. thank you” you finish, both of you going back to the group, where layla and marc were backing up and leading you along.
“we need you alone for a moment if that’s okay” marc says and you nod, turning to wave to both peter and casper.
layla and marc lead you to your room, where you see a beige folder on your bed.
you furrow your brows and look back at layla and marc, who nod to it.
you make your way to the bed, sitting down where the folder was once you take it in your hands.
you look up one more time for reassurance, both of them nodding.
you slowly open it and gasp softly at the first words you see displayed on a piece of paper.
you feel your eyes tear up, and already a tear drips down as you look back up at marc and layla.
“are you serious..?” you ask and marc nods.
“you don’t have to say yes or sign anything but…” he trails off, layla squeezing his hand for reassurance.
“..can we adopt you?” he asks quietly.
you slowly start nodding and toss the folder aside to throw yourself at both layla and marc.
they reciprocate your hug as best they can, while you cry into marc’s shoulder, layla running a calming hand through your hair.
“oh my gods, i’m so relieved” you hear steven say.
“well of course she was going to say yes, she doesn’t call us her dads for nothing” jake sasses back, making you chuckle, pulling back from layla and marc.
“so now you’ll have three dads and a mom, how’s it feel?” layla asks and you smile at her.
you move to give her a separate hug. “it sounds amazing, mom” you whisper, and she hugs you tighter before letting go.
“i love you guys, thank you so much” you start to quietly sob into your hands, marc and layla both making sure you don’t freak out.
“you really want me?” you ask both of them through blurry vision after a minute.
“oh honey, who wouldn’t?” marc responds and you sniff, wiping your nose on your sleeve.
“you really want to be my parents?” you ask both of them, and they instantly nod.
“of course we do, you’re the best daughter we could ever ask for” layla replies and you nod, turning around and shuffling through your nightstand for a pen.
you instantly sign whatever needs to be signed, doing one for each of your dads and layla.
legally, you were not technically a y/l/n, spector, lockley, grant, and el faouly.
and you honestly couldn’t be happier.
you came back out with the papers, an ecstatic layla, marc, steven, and jake behind you.
“guess who just got fucking adopted?” you ask both casper and peter, who look at you with wide eyes.
“hOLY SHIT?! WAS IT YOU?” peter exclaims, being the first to congratulate your still sensitive and teary form.
after him, it was casper who just straight up pulled you in for a quick kiss, making you chuckle and smile after, hugging him while marc squinted his eyes at the boy.
“i’m so happy for you!” casper says and you chuckle again.
“i love all of you so much” you say around the room, making everyone catch your contagious grin.
now, this was the first night you spent as a y/l/n-spector-grant-lockley-el faouly, and being honest it felt great.
you knew you were family before.
it just wasn’t official like this.
you still couldn’t believe they loved you that much to legally adopt you as their own child.
they wanted you.
they actually wanted you.
they all loved you so much that they had to officially make you their daughter.
they wanted you.
they wanted you.
they wanted you.
it felt silly to say it out loud, since nobody ever wanted you before.
this was your home, and this was your family.
this was where you could make memories to tell kids, maybe even grandkids someday.
this was where you had ups and downs but always having your dads and your mom by your side.
this was where you could share anything without feeling like you’ll be judged.
this was where you could be loved.
this is where you are loved.
you are loved.
and you always have been.
@aniskywalkerslvr, on june 8 2022, - Hello!!!!! A person who is so in love with Baby Scarab series and I was thinking what if at the end or in the middle of the series The Moon Boys and Layla adopt the reader? Just a little thought! You are doing an amazing job, and an amazing writing!🫶🏻
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@you-bloody-shank, on june 22 2022, - so i had an idea (maybe in like the near future or something) where it’s y/n’s birthday and marc steven and jake being the amazing dads that they are throw her an amazing surprise party and she’s just like OMG AND SO HAPPY BECAUSE THEYRE THE BEST DADS EVER and layla casper and khonshu can be there too. i know it’s not like detailed or anything but just the general idea of throwing a birthday party for y/n because i think it would be really cute and fluffy and marc is just like happy birthday kid i love you ahhhhh ok that’s it lol.
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anon, on july 2 2022, - Hello!! I was wondering if maybe like Steven,Jake, and Marc decided to make it official and got like papers to adopt the reader? And like the reader is really emotional and the boys get nervous and believe that they took it to far until she starts hugging whoever is fronting and she keeps on repeating “yes!” So now the reader is a Specter/Grant/ and Lockley. It’s alright if you decided to not put this, by the way I love the series!!! &lt;3
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anon - what if y/n was telling someone (maybe Layla) how much she loves her dads (and she actually refers to them as that) and they hear everything (maybe giving them more courage to ask her what they wanted)
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anon - Casper and Layla meet up, anyone? Love how this series is going, keep up the good work
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A/N : this took longer than i thought lol.
i finally had the moon boys and layla officially adopt you guys!!! i really hoped you liked it, and i made it a birthday episode bc fun fact - its my birthday too <3
i also saw thor love and thunder today, it was great i loved it
but i love you guys way more, see you in two days :DD
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Carrot Pineapple Muffins
The recipe for the muffins seen here, well. Sort of anyway.
Recipe as written, on a page from maybe a website or book? I just have a photo copy I reprint as needed (read: as the paper falls victim to mishaps)
1 1/2 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp salt
2/3 cup salad oil
2 eggs
1 cup finely grated raw carrot
1/2 cup crushed pineapple with juice
1 tsp vanilla
Sift flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and salt together in large bowl. Add oil, eggs, carrot, pineapple and vanilla.
Blend on low speed until all is moist, then beat for 2 minutes at medium speed. Half fill greased muffin tins and bake at 350 F for 25 minutes.
Makes 24 muffins. -Mrs. W. Atkins Agincourt, Ontario
Well thank u Mrs. Agincourt, the impact uve had on my life is not insubstantial. If you would like these muffins id def reccomend just making them as is...
however... u dont have a recipe in your life this long and Not Fuck With It.
Number One alteration that ive never NOT done (well maybe once by accident?) blend those pineapples. well it very well might be to ppls preference to have little morsels of pineapple in there. but a blended pineapple slurry just makes it like. applesauce muffins. just a nice moist texture throughout idk
Number 1.5 is u can make this a cake if u like. i guess thats obivious. BUT. Its good. i had this for many a birthday. ice that shit, normal buttercream please what is with the cream cheese obsession i dont know. do what u like but dont limit urself to expectation okay. Bakes into a nice really brown cake. U gotta bake this recipe like 'well done' if u want it to have any kind of structural intregrity so its kinda? crusty? i like it tho.
Number 2. ratios. in an impluse that im sure started in some healthy eating for the kids blah blah. but its just how i make it now. I tend to increase the pineapple and decrease the oil and use one egg? how much?? ehhhhhh..... like like a cup of pineapple. and 1/3 oil? does that math out? probably not idk. dont do it like how i do it maybe probably but thats how i do it
ALSO. MORE CINNAMON. Live deliciously. could go up to a tbsp of cinnamon honestly. Maybe even apple pie or chai spices. Could do whatever.
Number 3. definitional quibbles. "makes 24 muffins" whos muffins.... i find this tends to make me about 15 large muffins. maybe 16-18 if u want to be safe from over flow? and more if u want to fill em with a jam thing.
"finely grated carrot" using a grater with wholes less that like... idk half a centremeter gives me a bad time. u want like. chedder cheese size not parmesan.
oh also "salad oil" i use canola or vegatable. is that what it means by that? [makes i dunno noise] you could sub with various melted fats. there would be differences but not a big deal. butter or marg or coconut. whatever.
Number 4. Process. Oh mostly just I mix all the liquids together and then add them to the dry ingredients. (u could pop them all into blender together if u want) im mixing this shit by hand so u know. usuaully i do carrots a dry ingredient but that might not even be a good choice again ignore what im doing.
and again bake time. Ur really gonna want to check on them to to make sure their done. like toothpick check colour check whatever. their moist so its not a big like. over cook problem i think. AND i think theyre really good after sitting in the fridge or freezer and getting reheated (fresh baked goods are soooo tasty but a microwave is also a wonderful invention)
post thought. the jam. i dont usually fill these muffins usually i save that for applesauce ones, but i did last time. i tend to just heat whatever frozen berries, little lemon or lime juice. uhhhh maybe 1/4 cup of sugar? in a small sauce pan. how much fruit. ??? enough. i fill each muffin with like. a tablespoon. so idk. math that one out. needs to be a thick sauce! (however if its TOO thick then u also lose out on messy pick apart muffin treat. ur call) and chilled. if u wanna avoid Big Mess Muffin. lmao. u could swril the jam in or whatever else to but. effort.
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all of them except any youre uncomfy with i know its 40 pls
POEASE
what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?- my friends, my relationship with gender, and my art
show us a picture of your handwriting?
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this is the closest i got
3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?- lego batman movie, hercules, jaws
what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?- @fuzziecorpse it’s shakespeare’s fucking fault
what made you start your blog?- i had a lot of friends on tumblr and needed somewhere to post art
what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?- best part is for sure just the fun of making content! worst is all the judgement i tend to get (especially being a furry)
what scares you the most and why?- abandonment, because i have anxiety
any reacquiring dreams?- not really
tell a story about your childhood- i LOVED the paris catacombs when i was a kid. i would SOB because my parents wouldn’t let me touch the skulls and when they made me leave
would you say you’re an emotional person?- oh yeah
what do you consider to be romance?- i have a bit of a weird relationship with romance! it’s very hard to describe where i draw the line
what’s some good advice you want to share?- uhhhh dont die?
what are you doing right now?- watcjing lego batman movie
what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?- jump into a pool from the balcony
what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?- my bedroom late at night or my partner
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?- i want to be more patient
name 3 things that make you happy- fandom, cats, art
do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?- i think that it’s statistically unlikely we’re alone in the universe. as far as ghosts go i think they’re a neat concept but i don’t really believe in them
favourite thing about the day?- warm sun
favourite things about the night?- stars
are you a spiritual person?- not really?
say 3 things about someone you love- so so kind, so so silly, and makes me feel incredibly loved
say 3 things about someone you hate- homophobic cowboy piece of shit
what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?- being a good sibling
fave season and why?- autumn, it’s the perfect temperature and weather almost always (side note: it’s literally my namesake)
fave colour and why?- purple, it’s beautiful
any nicknames?- muffi/muffin
do you collect anything?- books, plushies, fabric
what do you do when you’re sad?- play sad music
what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?- my friends
are you messy or organised?- both. my space usually looks like a disaster but i know exactly where evrrything is
how many tabs do you have open right now?- uhhh 28
any hobbies?- all of the above (reading, drawing, sewing, bookbinding, making playlists)
any pet peeves?- that squeaky sound balloons make
do you trust easily?- yes
are you an open book or do you have walls up?- chronic oversharer 🙏🙏
share a secret- i don’t really keep any? see above LMAO
fave song at the moment?- save a horse (ride a cowboy)
youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?- film cooper rn, he’s funny as fuck
any bad habits?- picking at my lips AUFH
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