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ikemenomegas · 1 year

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jjk actor au...

Going a little feral over an actor au where no one is dying XD.

You and Gojo and Shoko and Getou all pulling up in the van at award shows, taking turns helping one another out and casually squad posing until everyone's ready to walk together. People are always looking for whose hands touch whose first. There's also lots of shorts of the four of you strutting and arranging yourselves for the arrival shots.

Either Gojo or Getou always try to be near you during red carpets and other events. There's so many compilation videos trying to figure out which one you're with. There's a few very well done much viewed compilations of you just craning your neck to and finding Shoko when she gets stolen away to actually do some interviews.

The compilation videos of you all lounging around and joking during special interviews, which is a huge contrast to the serious roles you played in in the movie/drama you were all in together, get circulated around quite frequently. There's cute things like "every time y/n dropped something during the vanity fair interview" and in the comments is a counter for who picked up after you the most.

There's plenty of videos like "every time Gojo Satoru and Getou Suguru make Eyes at each other during press tour" and "getou suguru and y/n being couple goals for two minutes and 28 seconds". There's also less click bate-y titles that somehow have more content like "gojo satoru and y/n answer fan questions" but it's gojo looking at and talking to you until you forget about the interviewer just about every question when he turns the question onto you. The fans get no information but you can feel yourself sweating by the end.

There's compilations of get_twosg and gogosatory's instagram stories where people look for crumbs on you and shoko, who almost never post anything on your own feeds unless your managers force you. The only exception is when the two menaces aren't with you and then it's occasional food stories and shoko talking about wine or whiskey and you looking distracted until you realize shoko is taking video of you. There's also compilation videos of Gojo and Getou together in your and Shoko's infrequent reels.

After the movie/drama press tours are over, people look for crumbs when you do things in pairs or trios. There's a really famous drama where Shoko plays a super irritated investigator and you're a vigilante leaving her clues. You end up in a movie with Nanami once and there's a clip where interviewer asks you both if you're going to see Gojo's new film and Nanami gets relentlessly teased for his reaction.

Getou plays the second male lead turned victorious partner to you in a period drama and there are soooo many videos of you playing with his hair - which he grew out even longer than usual specifically for the shoot.

Gojo and Shoko end up in a super-hero type film together at some point, and there's tons of videos about them having the same wicked kind of humor, which people don't expect for some reason.

You and Gojo end up as the romantic leads in a very slice-of life type romantic drama about an athlete slowly losing his eyesight and having to change careers. This one is famous because there's those one of those non-explicit love making kdrama/cdrama scenes in it where gojo's line is something like "I need to see you, at least once. Show me?" and then you kiss him. There's a variety of interview question about that line and the two of you almost always botch it on purpose, because if he's serious about it, it inevitably ends up online at your expense.

After that the two of you got accidentally pigeon holed about two other romantic dramas/movies each and got sick of it lol. You refused to do another romantic type media and insisted on a horror film.

It ended up being a horror-comedy miniseries that did really well as a cult piece. You did that one alone but Haibara and Ijichi were in the film with you, so you did have friends around.

Getou and Shoko's first drama together is actually a romcom too, but this one is about them being a married couple who are together for the convenience trying to find a way out of their in-law's meddling. It's super cute and is praised as showing nontraditional family structures in a positive and realistic light. You have a cameo in this series as Getou's adopted sibling which leads to a brief period of very odd fanfiction...

#au of the au #jjk #gojo satoru #getou suguru #ieri shoko #io.myy oc #actor au #from the notebook

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serodev · 2 years

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Hello! Hello! May I request a SFW matchup for your 500 followers event, please? Thank you so much in advance and congratulations reaching that many followers! 🎉🎉

Both humans & demons. I'm fine with either.

I hope this wasn't too long HAHAHA!

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I go by the name Prince or Jun, and my pronouns are : He/They and I'm proudly 4'11" HAHAHA! I'm 18 years old.

I'm a total introvert who would not leave the house unless necessary, and I tend to avoid large crowds and people since I have social anxiety. I'm quite distant, cold and awkward when I first meet people but I get really weird ( ahem, shameless. ) and outgoing once I warm up to someone. I'm a worrywart and prone to have pessimistic/intrusive thoughts. My humor is dark and inappropriate and very sexual. Although, I'm panromantic asexual ( poly, as well ). My love language are physical affection ( back hugs, cuddles, face peppering, playing with your hands, hand holding, & arm over the shoulder. ), and cheesy/corny flirts. I enjoy horror films and historical novels. I like playing pranks on others, listening to all kinds of music, and dancing. I like to travel the world as well as take photos! I like hanging out in a dimly lit bedroom, watching movies, or at an abandoned area ( parking lot, building, etc. ) I enjoy solitude and the dark. Oh! I'm scared of butterflies and allergic to dust.

I tend to be impulsive at times ( mainly concerning money ), and I exhibit extreme mood swings. I'm very affectionate though, and always willing to lend a shoulder or an ear. I also care too much. Apart from that, I'm very sarcastic and a swearing sailor ( I cuss a lot with people I'm comfortable with. ) Playful, bad memory ( sometimes ), bad at picking up jokes most of the times, and has a tendency to suddenly disappear for a few weeks before returning like nothing happened. I need to recharge to be able to socialize again.

I'm a total sap and an affectionate person to the person I love. I'm the type to wake up every morning and message them, "Good morning, hun!" and I also check up on them if they're feeling well.

I have two ideal dates.

One : Just casually lounging at either one's bedroom. The lights are dim, the windows are closed along with the curtains while we cuddle on the bed, binge watching movie series or an animated series. We'd have snacks and drinks as we stay up late till 3 AM. Maybe we'd take short, funny videos and post them on our stories. Turn up the music and have small dance party. Do each other's hair and makeup. Have a small fashion show. A sleepover date, to be precise.

Two : Going on an exploring date to an abandoned building or a forest. Just the two of us. No other people around. Taking photos or videos, or just hanging out as we have small talk. It'll be even better if it's a haunted area and we do it at night, scaring each other just for shits and giggles.

Apart from that, I like someone who can be submissive towards me. I find them to be cute and it makes me wanna playfully bully them more for being so adorable :") ( Will spoil them to bits after ). I may be short but I don't enjoy being the little spoon/submissive partner. I hate being forced into that position too, just because I'm short and that I look "cute".

I also hate people who are ignorant, neglectful, and quick to jump into conclusions about another person. I don't like someone who isn't willing to understand me and communicate with me either. Other than that, I don't like bright lights, fish, open areas ( no walls, no closed windows, no doors, etc. ), And loud noises.

Note(s): Let's get these match-ups started! I have to say that you sent a lot of text to me, but I don't mind it at all! I actually have to say that I know this one guy who's around the same height as you, and he's really cute. I hope you enjoy your match~

I match you up with…

Rengoku Kyojuro!

» I think this matchup was going to be pretty reasonable due to your personality and your love language! As we all know, Kyojuro's a big sap as well when it comes to showing off his love, so he loves (no pun intended) to cuddle with you, kiss you, wash you, etc.

» As long as he gets to touch you and you touch him in return, he's happy to be with you. I'd say the only negative part about your relationship with Kyojuro is the fact that you tend to be impulsive with your money from time to time. The reason why I say this is because I think that Kyojuro happens to be like that as well.

» However, you two can definitely work around that problem and find ways to keep your impulses low! Kyojuro also loves to play pretend with you, so you can surely get a boyfriend who acts submissively towards you. Of course, that's only going to be a facade of his, and he's going to pin you down for cuddles later on.

#kny matchup #kyojuro rengoku #rengoku kyojurou #rengoku x reader #rengoku kyojuro #kny rengoku #rengoku x y/n #rengoku x you #kny x reader #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #sero writes #pillars

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mvltimagines · 2 years

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Hello! May I ask for a Haikyuu matchup, please? Thank you so much in advance!

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I go by the name Prince and my pronouns are : He/They. I'm an INFP and a 4'10" Pisces.

I'm a total introvert who would not leave the house unless necessary, and I tend to avoid large crowds and people since I have social anxiety. I'm quite distant, cold and awkward when I first meet people but I get really weird ( ahem, shameless.) and outgoing once I warm up to someone. I'm a worrywart and prone to have pessimistic/intrusive thoughts. My humor is dark and inappropriate, and very sexual. Although, I'm panromantic asexual. My love language are physical affection ( back hugs, cuddles, face peppering, playing with your hands, hand holding, & arm over the shoulder. ), and cheesy/corny flirts. I'm also a psychology student, an artist, a cosplayer, and a creative makeup artist. I enjoy horror films and historical novels. I like playing pranks on others, listening to all kinds of music, and dancing. I dream to be a full-time cosplayer or a psychologist. I like to travel the world as well, take photos, and, of course, watch anime and read manga! I like hanging out in a dimly lit bedroom, watching movies, or at an abandoned area ( parking lot, building, etc. ) I enjoy solitude and the dark. Oh! I'm scared of butterflies and allergic to dust.

I'm a total sap and an affectionate person to the person I love. I'm the type to wake up every morning and message them, "Good morning, hun!" and I also check up on them if they're feeling well.

As weird as it is, I find people's reactions towards me playfully bullying them to be adorable. Like, if they're about to cry, flustered, embarrassed, pouty, and/or annoyed. It's just so cute for some reason. HAHA! I do spoil them after teasing them.

While I enjoy doing that to others, I don't like it done to me. I have a short temper that gets set off from the smallest of things and embarassment. I'm trying to work on it though.

I have two ideal dates.

Hello! Thank you for sending this in! Sorry this took a while!

Based on Your Description, I ship you with:

Tendou Satori!

He would be such a good match for you!

Satori is excellent at matching energies, so I feel like it would be very difficult to get bored around him.

He took your asocial and timid front as a challenge.

You don’t want to go to that party? Cool. he’ll be over in 5 with snacks and a sleeping bag for himself.

Don’t underestimate the lengths this man will go to in order to hang out with you. You want effort in a relationship? He’s bringing all he has to the table.

When you both start being more comfortable with one another, he’s over at your place 24/7.

It practically made sense for you both to start dating at that point.

When he first asked you on a date, he didn’t necessarily have anything in mind, honestly.

Reincarnation of that one plankton meme. “I don’t know?? I didn’t think I’d get this far.”

Most dates are inside, but he does like adventures with you, going wherever the fuck the moment takes you both.

Likes taking you to quiet places in town late at night to just talk and hold you in his lap underneath a tree as the cool night breeze gently blows against your skins.

“Off topic, but you look quite handsome in this lighting~ I could kiss you right now if you’d let me.”

Your lap is his pillow. Prone to a lot of naps during dates.

The way he looks at you. UGH.

He wears that lovestruck, sleepy look too well. Especially when he’s cuddled up beside you, peppering kisses on your knuckles and cheek.

Sleepovers galore.

Your Snapchat memories are FULL of short videos of him doing stupid shit at 3 in the morning and of him taking your phone and spamming pictures of himself while you’re asleep.

Satori becomes a different fucking breed after the clock strikes twelve. Gremlin man.

He’ll either be extremely clingy, wrapping his arms around you and laying on your chest to dancing around to Rick Astley with a pillow case on his head.

Your makeup absolutely stuns him to no end. You make it look so easy.

He once snuck into your makeup bag to just try and do a small scar over his eye and he was at the mirror for hours trying to get the damned line straight and to make it look realistic but he couldn’t for the life of him figure it out.

You walked in on him in the bathroom, hearing his little yelp of surprise, a brush and eyeshadow palette in his grasp.

“…Heyyyy… See something you like~? Pretty intimidating, huh? It’s nothing, really~” “ah, yes. I’m practically fighting the urge to get on my knees as we speak.”

You never let him live it down

Ever since then, though, you started using your boyfriend as a free canvas, which he doesn’t mind in the slightest.

You give him battle scars, horror movie inspired looks, contacts, all of it. He loves every second of it. There’s a sense of intimacy with having your partner do your makeup for you, though he can’t really explain it.

Make him take your cosplay photos for you!

He knows the areas with the best lighting and that fit with the character, since you both binge all the shows and movies you cosplay from.

Gets all the best angles.

Satori gives the best PDA during dates.

He’ll gently put his arm on your back to lead you out of crowds, wrap his arm around your shoulder during hangouts with Wakatoshi, and don’t forget the constant. Hand holding.

You’re additionally his therapist, a bit.

He’ll obviously be there to lend an ear if you need him, but you being a psychology major helps a lot with his constant intrusive thoughts and burdens surrounding his past.

He copes a lot with humor, so it startles him whenever you see through it. He’s thankful, but like, damn.

Will tell you randomly how much he really adores you.

Like, he’ll be cuddling you with his arm wrapped around your waist, showing you a funny video, and suddenly he gets all sappy, peppering kisses on your jawline and cheeks.

“You have no idea how absolutely gorgeous I think you are. Honestly. I don’t think you’d have those silly thoughts ever again if you could see yourself the way I do.”

Overall, he has a lot of fun with you, and he loves your witty attitude. You’re his other half, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

#haikyuu #haikyuu matchups #matchups #anime #anime matchups #hq tendou #satori tendo x reader #x reader #tendou satori #tendou x reader #mvltimatchups #satori hq

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seeds-and-sins · 4 years

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On the Fly

Pairing: Homelander / Reader

Rating: T (Language, lots of bad language)

Description: You are a loud mouth New York cop that doesn't give two shits what anybody else thinks. Homelander is the hero of America, the stars and stripes of justice. The fans ship you two together so bad, and it was all your fault. If only you had kept your mouth shut.

It was such a cheesy, stupid idea that the Vought marketing team had developed. One single interaction between Homelander and some tiny, pathetic little officer goes viral, and all the fans want more of it, ALL of the fans. You were just doing your duty that day, Homelander and Queen Maeve intervened when your partner and you were about to lead a huge drug raid that had been planned for months. You, always having been the more forward one, approached Homelander, when she just so happened to be addressing the news about the incident.

"Who the fuck do you think you are?" His eyebrows rose up at the sight of you, a fleshbag at most, badgering him. Your hair was loose, the NYPD vest fastened tightly on your torso, toned biceps flashing, gun at your side, he was absolutely confused at first. No officer just straight up approached him unless they wanted an autograph, or a handshake. You wanted neither. And you were so angry, your New Yorker accent was shooting out of from your lips without restraint.

"Excuse me?" He then snorted, reminding himself that you were both being watched.

"This was my raid, not yours, you don't just come fucking barging in without notice. We had planned this for months."

"And I understand that, um..." He forced a smile, although he really wanted to just break your neck. No one had ever had the gull to speak to him that way. "You are the real heroes."

"Oh, like that fucking shit is going to cut it, huh?" You pushed Homelander, although it was almost like pushing a wall, you did it anyways. Everyone around you both made a resounding gasp, even some of the emergency services crew members in the backdrop paused what they were doing. "Listen buster, I trained for this shit show, and what did you do? You were born with the power to fucking fly and shoot lasers from your eyes? Big fucking whoop!" Homelander's jaw went taut and he sighed agitation.

"And don't you know who you are talking to? I saved your lives and made your jobs easier." You crossed your arms, lip pouting out.

"I didn't become a cop so that you could make it easy for me. I knew what I signed up for. Next time, mind your own shit! I will keep you on stand by."

"Next time, I will still do what heroes always do." He stated firmly between clenched teeth, then bowed down closer to you, perhaps in an attempt to intimidate you, but to his surprise you didn't even flinch. You came straight forward, faces an inch from eachother as you kept a hard eye contact.

"You fucking come into my establishment again, I will have your ass." You growled, fists at her sides.

"And we'll see how well that goes for you, officer." He snarled right back, then you were storming off. Even though you truly wanted to be the last one standing, you had work to do.

The next day you did the usual routine. You went on your six miler, hit the weights at the gym, and then got ready for the day. You didn't think anything of it, got your coffee, grabbed a whole of the daily paper and walked to work in uniform. As soon as you showed up to the department, it was a shit storm. People were flying back and forth, colleagues of yours sent you stares without replying to your greetings, the whole place was in disarray. Then you saw him, and your blood only boiled more, he was standing with the commissioner and several unfamiliar faces. When the commissioner saw you, his entire expression lit up in that face you knew all too well, the 'I am trying to hide how pissed I am so I will smile' face.

"Officer (L/N)! Come over here!" He exclaimed with feigned excitement, he scurried the lit of you into his office, where you took your usual seat. You had been here before, you weren't usually very good at following the rules as it was. This blonde woman took the seat beside you, two others standing behind her with clipboards. She had this eerie grin on her face, not much different from Homelander's.

"Officer (L/N), its a pleasure to meet you." She held her hand out, you didn't accept it and tilted your head towards your boss.

"What the fuck is going on?" As the woman retrieved her hand, the red head behind her replied in an all too chirpy tone.

"The fans love you! They want you in a team up with Homelander." She explained, you rolled your eyes and then stood with a sigh.

"This is a joke. I am not doing it."

"You have no choice, (Y/N)." Your boss said and he said it all too sternly, surely he would have your badge if you disagreed.

"I don't believe this, why me? Huh? Because I said what everybody else was thinking?!"

"Here are some of what the fans have been saying." The other one handed her clipboard to you, the blonde still staring in silence with that polite and cringy smile. You squinted as you read over the list of comments, particular on the viral video between Homelander and you.

"Aww, they are like an old married couple?!" You read aloud, "What the fuck?!" Then down to the next one. "Why don't they just get a room?! Team up?! What the fuckety fuck?!"

"It appears the two of you have had some chemistry, I suppose." The blonde finally spoke coolly, you then raised your glare to Homelander.

"Do you think we have chemistry? Huh? 'Cause I think you are just a fucked up, flying monkey asshole."

"(Y/N)!" Your boss chastised, you crossed your arms with a sigh.

"Whatever, lets just get this over with. People will get sick of it eventually."

"Perfect, we will have the cameras on you, as soon as within the hour." Your jaw dropped, and you wanted to speak in protest, but the words wouldn't leave your lips. As everyone left the room, Homelander was the lsst one to tap your mouth shut, he grinned.

"You're a celebrity now, (Y/N). Get used to it." You thought you could, but it was so much work trying to ride this out. The cameras followed you for weeks, allowing Vought to post short videos of your encounters with Homelander. Homelander replaced your partner for that period of time, which only drifted your friend and you further apart. The short videos became so popular, soon the two of you had your own TV show every night at nine. It was originally called Justice.

"Do you think we could film your workout routine, (Y/N)?" Vought was insufferable in their addiction for the show, it had gotten a lot of publicity and was a number one hit for the industry. Homelander accompanied you on bank robberies, house calls, domestic disturbances, etc. Meanwhile, the both of you disagreed over everything and the banter only made the two of you more popular. Vought started making t-shirts and memorabilia that selled like crazy. The two of you posing, your playful remarks, and almost all of the words that left your mouth:

Flying Monkey Motherfucker!

It was like a fucking hillbilly porno!

Go fuck yourself with some bullets!

Listen, I have bigger balls than this two bit motherfucking laser machine!

That was when the true name of the show was born:

"Yeah, like you think I am going to be like you, fucking on the fly-"

"That's it!" One of the producers shouted from behind the cameras. Homelander and you glared at him, annoyed that anybody would interrupt the very imoortant argument you both were having. From that point on the show was named 'On the Fly', it ran like crazy, and despite its popularity, Homelander and you still hated each other's guts. The fans expected the picture portrait chemistry off screen, and neither of you really understood what they meant. Until Season 8, that is...

"There's about twenty of them." Homelander stated, as he eyed the side of the warehouse.

"Perfect! Half and half." You cocked your guns and the both of you started towards the double doors, leading in through the back. There was a body cam on you, one on Homelander, and a cameraman, one of several as some of them had been 'accidentally' into the mix of shoots and dangerous fights.

"Last time you said that, you killed one of my guys." Homelander stated, pointing a finger at you in warning not to make the same mistake again.

"We'll just separate everyone as we go, okay?" You stood back as Homelander kicked the chained doors open, the shots started firing almost instantly. One thing Homelander could respect you for was that you kept up very nicely, for a meatbag that was. You were fit and vigilant and would have made a fantastic hero, if you had powers.

Homelander grabbed you by the back collar of your vest, tossing you gently up to a catwalk that crossed the warehouse, where you easily shot at four of the criminals. Homelander skillfully did his work, lasers flying around, punching threw chest and throwing people out of the roof. You both finally came to the last guy, he was unarmed. You were out of ammo and mags. You holstered your gun and grinned at him.

"Is this one mine?"

"Sure is," Homelander cringed a bit, the guy was bit and hefty, twice your size. "Unless you want me to handle this one." The man's eyes widened and he shook his head, then raised his fists toward her.

"Nope, I got it." As always, you struggled fighting against the bigger ones, but you always caught up. Homelander stood off to the side, herring you on even as you got your face punched or as you were thrown against a storage container.

"Keep going, (Y/N)! Just shout if you need help." He would mock, arms crossed, that one camera man looking in in horror. Finally you grabbed the back of the guy's head and drilled your knee into his face, he dropped to the side unconscious. Breathing heavily, bloodied face, fists clenched and sweating pooling off your skin, you kicked him one last time. You nearly fell back if Homelander hadn't been there to prop a firm hand against the middle of your back. "I knew it." He grinned, wiping a hand across the bruise on your cheek. "I could have done better, but..."

"Oh, fuck you, you pile of heroic shit." The both of you started to walk side by side back out of the front, where several cameras waited and the camera crew stood to finish the episode. You both turned to eachother and stared, you placed your hands on your hips.

"Not too bad, supershitter." You said with a huff after finally catching your breath.

"You too, officer, you too." But it felt dull, something was off, the air was thick and the wind was a bit too breezy for your taste.

"Cut!" The director came forward from the crowd, smiling with that off smile, he could feel it too. "We are going to run this ending again. Why don't you guys kiss, or something?"

"What?!" You narrowed your eyes on the director, that was where you drew the line.

"No. Not happening." Homelander chuckled, like it was some joke. You didn't know why his denial offended you right then and there, but it did.

"What am I not pretty enough for you? Fucking jerk." The director slowly started to back peddle, gesturing to the cameras to start rolling again. Homelander held his palms up in surrender and shrugged.

"You have blood and shit all over your face, why would I want to kiss you?"

"Oh, so if I didn't have shit on my face, you would do it?" You saw Homelander hesitate for a moment before returning to that same confident swagger of his.

"No, I never said that."

"Well, then what the fuck is the problem?! Why wouldn't you kiss me? Hmm?"

"Why does it bother you so much?" He jested, hands now on his hips and he stepped closer. He had to tilt his gaze down to consider your tinier self.

"Why does it bother you that it bothers me?" His eyebrows furrowed to contest.

"It doesn't bother me." He spat, you crossed your arms and smirked evilly, only really wanting the last word. It didn't matter if he kissed you, or not, right?

"I think it does. I think you are lying." You teased.

"What makes you say that?"

"Because if it didn't bother you, you would just kiss me and get this shit over with."

"Fine." You didn't expect him to just go with it, your eyes widened as you stared up at him, hands dropping to your sides. Then you shook your head, pulling yourself back into thst glare.

"Fine, then." And you both leaned into each other, tight lips pressing together, and you hated yourself but you enjoyed the contact more than you'd like to admit. Everything was quiet, so quiet a pin could drop on the asphalt and everyone would be able to hear it. You gasped when Homelander's hands snaked around your waist, and your own hands found his biceps for support as you were slightly lifted off the ground. The gasp opened your lips and Homelander's tongue slid through and the kiss deepened as your mouths opened up and fought for dominance. Homelander held you tighter as he then ascended thousands of feet up into the sky. You gripped him harder and cried out, cheek pressing to his, now too high up for the cameras to find you.

"Hom-John, what the fuck, man?! Put us down!"

"Shut up." And he kissed you again, then soaring you both through the sky towards a destination unknown. You were so lost in the kiss at that point, that it didn't matter where you were going. This was the last thing you expected to happen, ever, in a million years. But you weren't going to complain...

Meanwhile, the camera crew and director stood down below in shocked silence. The silence was soon broken by the director's words:

"That was absolutely fucking perfect! Cut scene!"

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#homelander #reader #homelander x reader #vought #cops and robbers #the boys #one shot

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the-second-tonks · 3 years

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Hai! I've seen your Marvel game and I wanna participate in your Narnia one. I'm a 5'0,Bi demiromantic,Aquarius sun, Taurus rising, Virgo Moon, INTP, Hufflepuff with black hair, glasses and brown eyes. I've been told that I look intimidating and unapproachable by my friends especially since I don't smile much because I think I look awkward.

They also say I'm very reliable and supportive. I'm very introverted and shy but I always try to be nice . Once I get close to someone I show my more chaotic and mischievous but loyal side. I constantly seek out my friends company when bored unless I know they are busy. I usually don't talk much unless needed despite being considered academically smart. I'm bilingual. I consider myself open and fair minded. I'm an insomniac. I'm mostly not a violent person but when I am I like to plan it out carefully. I'm very emotionally reserved and oblivious. I'm still trying to figure out what I want for my future that still has my friends in it. I sometimes unintentionally lose myself thinking about my goals and friends.

My favorite color is blue. My hobbies normally change but its currently reading, writing and art. My interests are history, movies, true crime and supernatural. I constantly daydream and have a vivid imagination. My sense of humor is pretty cursed and dark at times. I don't really consider people my enemies but when I do I try to be mature about it. My style is definitely comfort but stylish. I tend to wear darker colors. My aesthetic is light academia. I have a habit of playing and watching horror games/film for the thrill of it.

I like the rain and find comfort in it. I perfer to be left alone most of the time especially after socializing. I love making/getting things for people I'm close to for important events and put a lot of thought and effort into it. I feel a very nice feeling of achievement when people recognize and praise me for something I did.People who are protective and have a soft spot for me make my heart go <3. I dislike people who are egotistical and refuse to listen to others. I'm not really fond of going outside on a very sunny day since I perfer indoors and cloudy days.

Thank you in advance :D

P.S: Can it pls be s/o instead of husband/wife? If I sent my request twice pls ignore this one, my tumblr has been acting up

Hii ! No worries it was just once in my inbox :) . I'm really sorry , it's just husband and wife , I- okay I'll ship you with your soulmate :)

How you enter the magical world of Narnia

You were enjoying yourself in rain when you literally saw a bright light coming from a bunch of trees, a small but was there . One of your family members who was with you really got scared as to that was the only place you could stay at and started worrying since you both were alone but you reassured them and walked towards the light , as it slowly blinded you . You kept walking until you felt sharp stingy things right on your face . Pushing the door open , whoosh , you felt the cold , very cold air . You were already wet and the cold wasn't helping , but you couldn't care more as you saw not an old fashioned house , but a big area , snow covered to be precise , Narnia - to be exact .

What weapon you yielded

Bows and arrows , no doubt . Just like you , they're quiet and silent while they attack , but won't hesitate in killing you if you're the one who's to be attacked . You'll definitely be trained under two of the best archers in Narnia - Edmund and Susan . And surely, you'll make them proud by mastering the weapon soon .

The Era / Movie you enter Narnia

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe .

Your s/o would be

Susan Pevensie

She's so similar to you and you both have so many things to learn from each other . Definitely soulmates .

What the Narnians think about you

They think of you as the supportive and reliable one . The one who's smartly observing everyone from the corner of the room while everyone's busy in their own little world . They might also feel a sense to protect you and respect you , as if you're a fragile diamond to them . They'll adore you . They'll also love how open minded you are and would definitely consider it as a talent to be bilingual .

What the Pevensie siblings think about you

Peter Pevensie : Him and you have a strained relationship (mostly in the Prince Caspian movie) because you hate arrogant people and that's how he behaves sometimes . Overall , he really respects you a lot .

Susan Pevensie : Oh . My . God . She liked you from the first day you met . You both were similar in so many ways (almost all) . You both also had a lot of things to teach each other. Basically , you were the only one(stranger) to whom she opened up . She won't let you loose yourself while you think about your goals and stuff . She's definitely protective of you and has a soft corner for you . Even she might feel a bit intimated , but her smile will force you to smile back (you'll feel how cold you not smile at such a welcoming and warm smile). You'd smile at her despite the awkward thingy

Edmund Pevensie : Okay , this guy really loves you (as a brother) . He and you are again, a lot similar . He and you would often spend wonderful time together and you'd be his favourite person to spend time with . He'll always trust you with be it his life . He trusts you a lot and respects you too . He'll also be protective of you , but like a brother would be .

Lucy Pevensie : She adores your and Susan's relationship . Just like you , she loves comfortable and soft clothes . She would always come to you and talk because you both are very open-minded people. She'd never be busy so you can always seek for her company .

What does Caspian think about you

Simple . He adores you . He really had a minor crush on you but nothing much . He respects you and you're one of his favourite people to spend time with . He often opens up in front of you because you're so reliable . But he also loved your logical and planning side . He'll often be supportive of you and your hobbies , goals and stuff

What does Aslan think about you

Okay , I can't read that clever lion's mind , but I'm sure he's really proud of you . He really loves you and just wants you to remember that you're amazing ! You'll always have his blessings with you and he'll always be by your side, even when there's no one .

A short blurb on your life in Narnia

You'd reach Narnia before the Pevensie siblings and luckily , Aslan will find you before the witch . It was close , the witch had almost got you , you had almost seen her . You trained yourself and spent time with Centaurs learning to discipline yourself like them . Finally , you met the Pevensie siblings and Susan to be precise . You helped them with the war and the prophecy was , Aslan's daughter , who helps the kings and queens . Yep , you were Aslan's daughter . From fighting in the battle of beruna to engaging with Susan , you life was happy until suddenly , you lost them while hunting for the white stag . But you didn't give up , you were Aslan's daughter after all . You ruled the Narnia (you had stopped aging) but you could see it falling apart . You battled the telmarines , wishing for your father to help you , but no . You had left a letter in the chests of the kings and queens , who lost your faith too . Your never thought they'd return , spending endless nights crying, fiddling with the engagement ring . Narnia was over , the telmarines took control and you had to hide yourself with the Narnians in the dark forest. Again, finding Prince Caspian with Susan's horn to reuniting with them and from fighting in another battle to saving susan when she and lucy went for searching your father , you were now standing beside your father , crying as Susan left. But Aslan's words bought a faint smile on your face 'Go..' he said . He explained you that you'd return to Narnia always , but the others who weren't from Narnia couldn't (you were born in Narnia , sent outside of it for your safety and the prophecy to be true .) Now , I'll leave it to you if you wanna go or not , but in the end , you and Susan did live happily ever after ..

Your post

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe - Queen Y/N , the reliable/faithful , Aslan's daughter

Prince Caspian - The Queen of the old , Queen Y/N , Aslan's daughter

Dawn treader - The reliable/faithful Queen , the loved queen , the daughter of Aslan.

Your race would be

Centaur for sure. The ones who appear to be serious and kinda scary lol , but are actually nice , reliable and introverted , open up only in front of their fellow friends.

I hope you liked it !

Thank you for participating !

#tani's game #game for you all

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Grace & Janis

Little Twin Times

Grace: It's not too late to change your mind! Get dad to bring you xxx Grace: 👍💜💭 Janis: Nah, you're all good, I'm going out to play footie with lads from down the road after tea Janis: You having fun? Grace: 😮😈 WHICH LADS??! Grace: of course! it's the best! 🙌 Name a film and we've got it ready to watch Grace: her mum ordered from the posh bakery too Grace: They've got each of our names iced on so you've gotta come Janis: You know, they live in the farmhouse one along if you keep going down the lane, renovated all fancy, like but they're actually alright Janis: shit at football though 😉 Janis: s'alright, you eat mine Janis: think they use too much cream, s'not as good as Da's stuff Janis: got any horrors? Grace: EW JANIS THOSE BOYS ARE GROSS DON'T PLAY WITH THEM Grace: they always shout stuff at us they think they're so 💪😎 Grace: You always say that! You'd eat custard tarts every day and never try anything new ever! Grace: 🙄 Grace: OBVIOUSLY WE'RE NOT AMATEURS Grace: the cinema room has everything it's like being out at the poshest one you can imagine 😍 Janis: Only 'cos you act like such a drip whenever you see a boy Janis: If you shouted back instead of going all giggly and red maybe they'd not take the piss, ey? 🙄 Janis: I would if I was faced with all that pastry and cream...tastes like fusty old tissue paper 🤢 Janis: At least that'll be a laugh then Janis: Her house smells like an old lady's handbag though 😂 Grace: OMG I DO NOT! Grace: what would you know anyway you're too busy trying to BE like a gross boy to get a boyfriend Grace: such a 👽 weirdo for a sister, how and why Grace: AGAIN DUH! It is such a laugh and you're missing it Grace: for football 🙄 Grace: RUDE JAN-JAN IT DOES NOT Grace: you're just jealous of how cool her house is Janis: Yes you do, you all just nudge each other and laugh like a bunch of loonies Janis: LOL and what would you do with a boyfriend, gracie? you can't even talk to one nevermind anything else Janis: for you, maybe, i'm good where i am tah 👌 Janis: why would i be jealous of having a too large tv in a too small room and calling it a cinema Janis: they ain't even got that much money, we've probably got more, they're just snobby twats about it Janis: how cool, so cool, woooow Grace: DO NOT Grace: I can't believe you've already forgotten that Jake and two of his friends are all fighting over who gets to be my boyfriend rn so Grace: I'm gonna be a great girlfriend like in all the films excuse you Grace: ugh you're the snobby one thinking we're richer than everyone and talking about how much money everyone's got all the time Grace: what am I gonna do with you? 🙄 Janis: how buzzin you must be Janis: doesn't mean you'll know what to do Janis: s'the stuff that happens after the happily ever after you need to know, graciekins Janis: only cos she's a show-off when she's got no right to Janis: always bragging that one Janis: you just don't like it 'cos you're up her hole, like 😂 Grace: I will too! I've practiced kissing loads Grace: Just because you don't have a clue don't tell me I don't Grace: You're the showoff always trying to beat the boys ugh Grace: just brush your hair, put some gloss on and come over Grace: you'll see she is cool and you're just being salty as usual Janis: yeah, we've seen the gloss on the oranges, its manky Janis: at least eat them when you've frenched them Janis: there's no trying involved, i'm just better than all the boys 😏 Janis: no thanks, i've got plans, like i said Janis: if she's so cool why you ignoring her rn hmm Grace: YOU'RE MANKY I don't even use 🍊 thanks Grace: You think as much of yourself as the boys do it's cringey Grace: and im not even ignoring her she's setting the spa up Grace: nobody's allowed to see what's she's done until she's done it so you're wrong again there Janis: Well all the others have got fellas rn or experience under their belt so don't think they're still getting in 'practice' like its a shitty teen movie 😂 Busted Janis: soz, I'll develop an eating disorder and self-esteem issues asap Janis: oh wait, no, fuck that i'm great Janis: don't hate cos u ain't Janis: better get ur surprised face ready now, you're a shitty actress, like LiLo bad post-all the drugs Grace: It's likely you, J, you've gotten really embarrassing lately 😂 make sense why you don't wanna come out. gotta stay in with the fruit bowl Grace: Don't even joke Kirsty Dixon from number 22 had to go to the hospital loads in the summer it's so serious Grace: you're the hater on me and my friends, read the chat back if you don't believe Janis: Whatever you say, Graciepoo Janis: So? She's still a lame bitch Janis: or you gonna be her best friend now too? Janis: Last I remember, it was your pals calling her names Janis: but now she's in the hospital, you all wanna send her flowers Janis: just not chocolates, she'll be raging, like Grace: YOU'RE SO RUDE AND SOOO WRONG Grace: i know you're blinded by your jealousy but it's sad how much you have no idea what you're talking about Grace: cute but still cringey of course Janis: lol jealous of what? Grace: me having friends and you being the lone loser Janis: 😂 no Janis: firstly, your 'friends', you can keep 'em, there's a reason they were free to let you tag along and be their bitch Janis: secondly, i'm happy being alone, you're the one begging me to come hang, so nice one there 👍 Grace: I'M TRYING TO BE NICE Grace: won't next time, bitch Janis: please don't 😂 Grace: laugh it up all you want you were the one tagging along with us for ages Grace: you're not too good, you're too much of a freak now that's all Janis: yeah because wittle baby gracie doesn't want to do anything on her own Janis: don't cry about it now 😂 Grace: no i didnt want my sister to be an antisocial weirdo Grace: makes me look bad too Janis: Literally going out after tea, did you not hear? Janis: You wanna control WHO I'm friends with Janis: I've got friends, I don't want your hand-me-downs Grace: those creepy boys who want to look at you in your shorts aren't your friends saddo Janis: Your mind, Gracie 🙄 Honestly Janis: lads don't care about things like that, they wanna play footie Janis: and I have plenty of other people I hang with, not everyone wants to be in a sad lil gang Grace: now who's being a baby 😂 lads always think about stuff like that Grace: 🙄 you only think its a gang because you've made yourself unwanted Grace: whatever Jan-Jan i've got fun to have Grace: be boring Janis: They really don't, they think you're mental Janis: also a right slag 😂 Janis: sure you do 😏 laters! Grace: at least they think of me you're furniture Grace: I've got plenty of time and chances to change their mind but you're always gonna be blah Janis: lol yeah, so much chance, when i'm the one that gets to chat with them every day on the pitch and you just stand there staring and dribbling, not the ball, like 😂 Grace: 🙄 so jealous at least they know me and my friends are interested they all think you play for the other team Janis: so? I'm not the slag, I'm NOT interested Janis: how lame Grace: i'm no slag either Grace: you're just being too judgey and weird to know the difference Janis: whatever you say 👌 not me you've gotta convince otherwise, is it Grace: thank god for that 😂 Janis: eurgh don't be disgusting Janis: now who's the freak Grace: EWW THAT'S YOUR MIND I MEANT YOU'VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE BALL TOO MANY TIMES TO HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING Grace: 👽 Grace: so gross Janis: no you didn't Janis: you're a shit liar Janis: why would you even say something like that Janis: you're messed up, grace Grace: WHY WOULD YOU WEIRDO Janis: I didn't Janis: you're always like this Janis: you're so fucking creepy Grace: I am not Grace: you're the gross creep Janis: get your own comebacks Janis: this is why i don't want to hang with you Janis: you're so boring Grace: get a life and stop being so disgusting all the time Grace: it's not cool its just gross Janis: I've got one Janis: and it isn't yours to ruin with your lameness Janis: ✌ Grace: I can't ruin what doesn't exist Grace: can't compete with how much of a loser you are anyway Janis: stop trying then Janis: weirdo 😂 Grace: 🙄 pathetic Janis: Oh, FYI, you forgot your jammies Janis: Rio's dropping them in so you better run unless you want her to come in and show you up for being a fake little bitch Grace: No I didn't we've all got matching here already Grace: I'm doing fine get over it Janis: That's literally the most hilarious thing I've ever heard Janis: Hope you're snapping pictures so we've all got something to laugh at Janis: 'Course you are, remember to let Jake know the # Janis: so sexy 😂 Grace: You're so obsessed it's embarrassing Grace: leave me alone Janis: I'll remember that when you're pestering me later Janis: Thanks for putting in writing Grace: Don't flatter yourself that I care Janis: So blatant Janis: N'awwwwh Grace: so annoying 🙄 Grace: go away Janis: go soak your manky feet Grace: go lose on the pitch you try hard bitch Janis: me? LOL ok Janis: trying so hard to be white and likable Janis: of which, you are neither Grace: Plenty of people like me as I am thanks Janis: oh, and who are you today? 😂 Janis: you haven't got a clue Janis: faker than your brands Grace: and you do? 😂 trying so hard to be a badass all of a sudden Grace: everyone's laughing at you Grace: not me Janis: By everyone you mean your sad little friends Janis: who no one but you gives a shit about Janis: be more mad 'cos I've ditched you FINALLY Janis: and I can actually enjoy myself Grace: go and do it then Grace: you'd have to stop talking rubbish at me first Janis: do you see me there rn? Janis: I already am Janis: laughing at you takes no time outta my day Grace: 😂 Grace: like i said, obsessed Grace: nothing better to do than be this lame Janis: like i said, bad actress Janis: i still, unfortunately, have to share a room with you, remember? i've heard you crying Janis: 😂 Grace: not everything is about you Grace: nothing is pretty much Janis: Why'd you go crying to mum about me then Janis: Now I've gotta be nicer to you Janis: What a drag Grace: you're a drag Grace: and a worse actress than you think i am Janis: I'm not pretending otherwise Janis: Its impossible to be nice to you, faking it or otherwise Grace: can't be harder than dealing with being around you Grace: too cringey for words Janis: Aww Jan-Jan please come Janis: PLEEEEEEEEEEASE ITS SO MUCH FUN Janis: now that's cringe Janis: 👍💜💭 Grace: not sorry for trying to get you to keep your invite Grace: you said you'd come and the girls were expecting you Grace: some of them wanted you to be there, because they feel sorry for you or whatever Janis: I don't recall that coming from my mouth Janis: more like YOU said I would Janis: boohoo Janis: the ONLY person who gives a shit is you Grace: blah Grace: bored of you thinking you know everything about me Grace: if you don't care then leave me alone like I already told you to do Janis: how could i not? EVERYONE knows you, right gracie? Janis: ur as transparent as a window and as shallow as a puddle Janis: doesn't take a genius babe 😂 Janis: i'm having fun, fuck off yourself if you can't deal Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: your definition of fun is so sad Grace: I'm off to have some for real Grace: bye Janis: enjoy your spa and matching jimmies Janis: you wild one 😂

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amorremanet · 7 years

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10 facts about meme: Lucy? And Adelaide, if you don't mind doing two?

send me one of my oc’s and i tell you ten facts about them

This is the shitty, “I fell asleep instead of doing this last night, and then, when I was almost fucking done, trying to make tumblr instant messenger stop doing something made it decide to click over somewhere else, and Firefox apparently doesn’t let the Lazarus extension work anymore, so I lost everything and am completely skimming out of frustration because the original was detailed and cool, and I lost basically all of it” version

LUCY

1. Has never completed a Pokémon game with a grass or water starter. She just doesn’t bond with them as much as she does with the fire starters, and any time she tries to pick a grass or water starter, she inevitably gives up, restarts, and picks the fire starter instead.

2. Since she turned 18, she’s made a point of giving blood as often as possible, because she’s type-O negative (the universal donor), and the Red Cross is pretty much always running short on blood, which can leave a lot of people totally screwed when they need to get transfusions.

3. Doesn’t believe in astrology and dismisses most of things in that vein as a cold-reading scam that’s based on exploiting people’s ability to project themselves onto anything…… but she does have an interest in dream interpretation.

4. She finds recipes confusing, and is even more befuddled by the Food Network and, “how to make [x baked goods]” videos on youtube, to the point that she finds them more stressful than getting a, “We need to talk” text from her parents. And yet, she is not confused by instructions in a chemistry lab.

5. She loves her red hair, but hates being called, “ginger.” It’s not that she thinks the word is offensive or anything; she just thinks that it sounds weird and slightly disgusting.

6. One of her favorite forms of, “teenage rebellion” was watching televangelists (or more accurately, having them on while she did other stuff because it’s really easy for Lucy to tune them out), which Lucy wouldn’t have liked so much if she’d actually paid attention to any of them (because of how televangelists exploit their viewers’ pain and suffering, get rich off of it, and don’t have to pay taxes on most of that money because they call it, “religious donations”) — but it did successfully annoy her very Catholic parents and very Catholic, “he’s a legit priest and everything” uncle.

7. A horror movie can be as political or politically coded as it wants. Unless it does something truly novel with the genre, like Get Out, then Lucy will probably just roll her eyes, complain about how many people value, “edginess” over quality, and then go watch The Great Mouse Detective for the umpteenth time. It’s not even that she gets squicked by horror movies, because she stops at dismissing all of them as edgelord garbage and doesn’t give them a chance.

8. She has even less patience for the films of Christopher Nolan, and literally the only one that she doesn’t go in too hard on is The Dark Knight, which only gets any consideration because Heath Ledger died not that long after making it, in ways that were pretty heavily associated with the movie in popular culture.

Not that she really cares about Heath Ledger, or even about the taboo on speaking ill of the dead, but she figures that he isn’t Ronald Reagan levels of terrible, or worse, so it’s easier to just not get into it with people over Heath Ledger when all that she wanted to say was that The Dark Knight isn’t actually that great

She will, however, talk shit about Ronald Reagan pretty much any time she’s given an opportunity, and especially if her Mom and Dad are around (because they were big Reaganites, back in the day, and annoying them with her hatred of the Gipper keeps them from paying attention to things like how her, “best friend” Sara Grace is actually her girlfriend)

9. Her answer to the question of whether she prefers cats or dogs will probably be something like, “iguanas” because she hates the assumption that it’s not possible to love cats and dogs more or less equally, but she also has better things to argue with people about.

10. She can’t whistle, she’s not really a very good dancer, and the last time she tried to tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue, she wound up swallowing it.

ADELAIDE

1. At 5’11”, Addie is taller than her big brother and their Mom (who are both 5’10”), and when standing up as best man when Max and Linda got married, she didn’t try to make him feel short, but she did wear a nice pair of heels and didn’t really go out of her way not to make him feel short, either.

2. By all rights, Addie probably should’ve been diagnosed with ADHD a while ago, but because her childhood and adolescence lasted from about 1986-2000 (when she turned 18), and because in 2017, ADHD is still badly misunderstood and under-diagnosed in AFAB kids, Addie got missed and made it to 33, thinking that all of her ADHD symptoms are just personal quirks or failings.

3. Her favorite color is purple. The darker the shade, the better.

4. Her ability to interpret song lyrics is often questionable. Like, on one hand, she’s totally made the mistake of hearing, “There’s a bathroom on the right” instead of, “There’s a bad moon on the rise” during the chorus of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Bad Moon Rising”

—and on the other hand, she completely missed that most of Missy Elliot’s “Work It” is explicitly about cunnilingus until Pete asked her what the Hell she thought the lyric, “Go downtown and eat it like a vulture” was referring to, especially given its proximity to Ms. Elliot talking about shaving her chocha. (All Addie has to say for herself is that she got caught up on the, “Girls, girls, get that cash / If it’s 9 to 5 or shakin’ your ass” verse.)

She also thought that Spice Girls were singing about group sex in “Wannabe,” rather than singing about making sure that your significant other can get along with your gal pals, and she kept thinking this until mid-September 2012.

5. As far as her family knows, Addie almost got arrested on her 18th birthday and had to run from the cops while she and a few friends were kinda drunk and screwing around in New York City. What really happened was that her birthday was on a Saturday, so they signed themselves out of school for the weekend, went to NYC, and saw the revival of Jesus Christ Superstar because her parents bought them tickets.

Then, they used fake ID’s to get some alcohol and got kinda drunk. Then, while they were screwing around in Brooklyn instead of going to cousin Jeremy’s place and crashing for the night, they wound up going by a gay bar, where Addie tripped over her own feet and got caught by a cute butch lesbian who happened to be dressed as a sexy cop for a themed party at said gay bar and had gone outside for a smoke break.

Then, one of Addie’s friends mistook this poor woman for a real cop and insisted that they run, and despite putting it together in the cold, sober light of day that there had been no actual danger, Addie told Sebastian the, “We so totally almost got arrested” story because she thought it sounded cooler, and at this point, it’s been 15 years, and she doesn’t see a point in correcting her family when her younger cousins get the, “Don’t get too rowdy on your 18th birthday or you may end up running from the cops like Adelaide” cautionary tale.

6. She would probably try to play real-world Quidditch, if she could get anyone to play with her, but that’s not going to happen, because everyone who knows her also knows that Addie is competitive as fuck, and that playing “muggle Quidditch” with her is a good way to get at least mildly injured.

7. She can see where the dislike that a lot of people in her life have for the All-Stars comes from, but personally, Addie doesn’t buy into it herself. She doesn’t really care to defend them, either, but at this point, she feels like most of the world’s problems can’t be solved with super-strength or heat vision, and they’re more complicated than the All-Stars’ image would allow them to handle, so it’s best to see the All-Stars as entertainers, rather than actual heroes.

Not that she begrudges anyone their annoyance with the fact that the All-Stars make, “we are actual heroes” a cornerstone of their so-called “brand,” but if you ask Addie, it’s not all that much different from how U.S. politicians lie up one side and down the other about basically everything, and how much of U.S. politics is increasingly little more than a theatre spectacle to cover up what’s actually going on

Oddly enough, Addie is accidentally on to something with that, because a lot of the supervillains in this universe are not truly participating in any shadowy conspiracy…… but they are being manipulated by members of one, and alternately being used as a source of talking points, or as distractions, so that the folks in said shadowy conspiracy (who are a mix of mutants and not) can push through their own agendas and try to secure their own power at the expense of anyone who gets in their way

Not that it’s really here or there at the moment, but this is totally going to bite them in the ass, partly from the people they’ve been exploiting and screwing over for decades putting shit together and pushing back, and partly because they decide to bank on installing a puppet who isn’t as easily controlled or as easily made to serve their agendas as they think. Anyway, as I was saying.

8. If Adelaide hadn’t gone into the family business and started vying with Max to see who’s going to become CEO when their Dad retires, she probably would’ve gone into advertising. If not that, she most likely would’ve gone to law school.

However, despite the fact that her Mom and several of her cousins are lawyers, Addie’s notions about how being a lawyer works are mostly derived from Legally Blonde, Ally McBeal, and Law and Order: SVU, so it might be a good thing that she has no idea what she’d actually want to do at law school.

9. Popular wisdom holds that she only isn’t the worst driver out of her siblings because Sebastian is the one who should’ve racked up multiple DUI charges by now, by all rights shouldn’t have his license anymore, and rarely uses it these days anyway because he, “doesn’t have PTSD, he just doesn’t like driving okay, it kinda freaks him out” (…which it does because of the PTSD that he allegedly doesn’t have but that’s another matter)

Addie holds that this popular wisdom is misogynistic bullshit being passed off as familial teasing, because actually, she’s a much better driver than all three of her brothers (with both cars and motorcycles, though only she and Seb have ever driven one of those, so it’s a little unfair to Max and Ambrose)

—and she may not know how to fix more complicated car problems, but she can at least get a better grasp on what might be wrong than, “I don’t know, it keeps making a thunka thunka thunka sound if you go above 60 mph” and she has more than once fixed something for her brothers that turned out to be something like, “You were driving with the parking brake on, dumb-ass”

10. Her go-to karaoke night songs are Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” and Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl” — the latter of which would be funnier to Adelaide if she’d intended to sound hella bi when she first started doing it, rather than picking it because she was kinda drunk and knew all the words, then getting really into singing it and having no conscious idea where those emotions were coming from

#builttobalance #ask box tag #memes for ts #ocs tag #that story with the mutants that i should find a working title for fml #adelaide moncrieff: ambitious disaster #lucy murphy: hemokinetic disaster #alcohol ref//#ten facts meme

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roxi-reid · 7 years

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Another Tag Game

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. (I don't have that many. Do it if you wan to)

I was tagged by @goldenangelbloodcastiel

1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke

2. Disney or Dreamworks: Difficult, but Disney

3. Coffee or Tea: Tea and lots of it (so stereotypical English haha!)

4. Books or Movies: Maaaaybe books. Nope, I won’t choose. I want both!!!

5. Windows or Mac: Mac

6. DC or Marvel: I can’t choose!!! (have I mentioned I’m highly indecisive)

7. Xbox or Playstation: Hmm, Xbox? Unless we’re talking classic Playstation 1 games like Spyro 1-3

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Literally not a clue, what are these things?

9. Night Owl or Early Rise: 100% Night Owl

10. Cards or Chess: Cards, I’m fairly good at cards!

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

12. Vans or Converse: Never really worn either, so no opinion here

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: What now?

14. Fluff or Angst: Angsty fluff

15. Beach or Forest: Beach! Gimme a snorkel and mask and lemme go join the fishies!!!

16. Dogs or Cats: I will not choose. Though I own a cat, I’ve owned dogs before, I adore them all.

17. Clear Skies or Rain: Clear skies unless I have time to dance in the rain

18. Cooking or Eating Out: Eating out

19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: Mild

20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: I’m a Hallow-queen

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: Hot, I live in Britain, I’d cool down in no time

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?: The superpower to have all superpowers, yes I’m a cheat.

23. Animation or Live Action: Probably live action but I adore animated films too

24. Paragon or Renegade: Huh?

25. Baths or Showers: I take more showers, but I adore baths! It’s my dream to own a bath big enough to cover my legs and my boobs at the same time. I know, I’m asking a lot...

26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Cap, I think he’d appreciate my pin-up girl style

27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: Fantasy

28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes? If so, what are they:

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn the way!”

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before"

"When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"

29. YouTube or Netflix: Youtube - I can find other places to watch the stuff on Netflix, but not other places to watch stuff on youtube (Yes, I’m a Slytherin)

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter

31. When You Feel Accomplished: On stage and after performances

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: I’m not really into either

33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: Paperback, I read in bed and swear my nose is slightly crooked from the hardback’s I’ve dropped on it...

34. Handwriting or Typing: Typing. I can type just about fast enough to keep up with my brain. Handwriting I’m far too slow and just end up with huge gaps, creating utter nonsense.

35. Velvet or Satin: Satin, though I love velvet too

36. Video Games or Movies: Movies probably

37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon?: OWN A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMMEE!!!

38. Sunrise or sunset: Sunset

39. What’s your favourite song?: I don’t have one, I love far too many!

40. Horror Movies yes or no: Yes please

41. Long hair or short hair: Long hair (also love long hair on guys! Hi Sam)

42. Opera or Theatre: Theatre, I’m a musical nerd

43. Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first?: Supernatural. Strap me up baby, I’m a goin’ hunting! (For hot guys with the last name of Winchester)

44: If you had to eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?: If I could survive on it, with no negative effects? Sherbet!!!

45: Older guys or young guys?: Older preferably, but not too old, I don’t need a sugar daddy (thats a lie, I definitely do, I’m constantly broke haha)

46: If you could erase any show from TV history, what would it be?: Spitting Image, I dunno what it is about those puppet but damn it all to hell I really hate them

47: Singing or dancing?: Dancing is my life, but I couldn’t go without either. Both.

48: Instagram or Twitter?: Instagram

49: What song do you never tire of listening to, Genre/Artist/Song?: Musicals.

50. (My question!) Current Favourite Musical Theatre Show?: Carrie the Musical

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I was tagged by @matthewmohawk

What’s your favourite musical? Repo the Genetic Opera. Haven’t seen that many honestly. Liked Grease when I was a kid OH!! Hamlet 2!!! ROCK ME SEXY JESUS!!.

How do you get to sleep? I rewrite slash fics in my head or imagine myself wrapped in the arms of Jeff Hardy..

What happened at the last party you went to? I spent the whole night sexting @aron-deuce .

Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Never. I have asthma, I’d die.

What’s your hair like at this present moment? short and in need of a dye job on my roots.

Are you more comfortable sitting or lying down? sitting? unless im trying to sleep…

What’s the worst film you’ve ever seen? There’s a lot of shitty horror on Netflix

Are you an untidy person? ……I try not to be but depression and overwork is a bitch……

Have you ever been a fan of*NSYNC? Eh.. they are ok, I don't’ know their catalog or anything.

Do you watch a lot of television? I watch cable movies

Do you think you’re fat sometimes? … yes, I do…

Do you like to flex your muscles? What muscles?

Do you think you’ll ever get plastic surgery? No

Have you ever completely misunderstood what someone was saying? Is anyone ever speaking the same language? Oh my god, one time as a concession girl at a movie theater, a woman came in and asked for a small diet coke and I swear to god I thought she said “small bag of nuts”! No one ever let me live that down.

Favourite kind of cake? any.

Was it a boy or girl to text you last? my sister

Name something you are doing tomorrow? Taking a huge test and seeing my therapist for the first time in about 3 months.

Do you sleep on your stomach? no

Where are you going to be at 4PM tomorrow? relaxing at the historic Holland Hotel in downtown Alpine…

Last time you saw fireworks, with whom&where? My best friend was murdered on the 4th of July so I don’t celebrate it much

Are you missing someone? Yeah.

Do you like horror or comedy? BOTH

Who did you last share a taxi with? OMG, a huge bunch of people and I crawled into one in New Orleans going to Wrestlemania 30, one was Titus ONeal’s girlfriend and one woman looked just like Linda McMahon

Dogs or cats? like or have? have cats, like both, …

What were you doing at 12 this afternoon? it’s way past that now.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? This face? Nah..

What’s your favorite season? Why? Fall, Just reminds me of better times

When was the last time you did something you knew was wrong? I can’t think of anything other than watching porn and that’s not that bad… I try not to do things wrong…

Did you have any unread messages when you woke up this morning? yes

Who was the last person you hugged? My students. <3 Actually some random kid I had never seen before came up to me, knew my name, hugged me and told me to have a good weekend. That was so cool

When was the last time you cried? Probably sometime this week. I cry a lot randomly. I think it’s hormones..

Who was driving the last time you were in a car? Me, always me

Does any part of your body hurt right now? Yeah. All of it.

Do you like your bed? I got a new bed last month, it is amazing.

Have you ever broken someone’s heart? If I did I was never aware

When did you last talk to your brother or sister? every few days

Do you ever want to know which person you are going to marry? .. Been there, dont that and never again

How much cash do you have on you? 60 dollars.

Are you tanned? no

Did you get any compliments today? yes

Have you ever gone to court? no

Do you get jealous easily? Yes.

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks? NI can’ swim

What are you going to do on Saturday? Already said, drive to Alpine, test, get therapy, relax

What is in your back pocket? not wearing pants

What were you doing at 3AM this morning? Sleep

What do you usually do first in the morning? Open my eyes.

Are you good at math? eh.NO.

Any plans for Friday night? I think it is Friday… so… nothing.

Do you have a little crush on someone? I don’t know that I ever really have…

How old is the last person you kissed? It’s been so long since I kissed anyone it was literally prolly my husband

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? see above

I’m not tagging anyone. This si so long I can’t believe @matthewmohawk completed. Tag yourself if you’re bored

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