Somehow, the moments that most scream "these mutant ninja turtles are also teenagers" for me aren't the ones where they're fooling around with sports equipment, tossing water balloons at each other, or just being a bunch of goofballs in general.
No, it's the moments where we see them passed out on the floor, empty pizza boxes and soda cups scattered around them, absolutely and completely tuckered out after doing what they do best; being kids.
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Nimona headcanons I wrote instead of sleeping
Sometimes the boys forget that Nimona isn’t human
Like they’re used to the shifting into animals aspect of Nimona because she does it as often as she breathes
But sometimes she’ll do some really creepy shit like make her arms longer to reach something when she’s too lazy to get up
One time they shifted just their neck to be like an owl so they could turn their head 180 degrees instead of just turning around cause that was “too boring”
Or he’ll mimic people’s voices without realizing it
Sometimes he’ll tell a story and suddenly he’s using Bal’s voice
The first time she did this Bal searched the whole house cause he was convinced that Todd has snuck in
Or she’ll grow an extra arm to hold more shit and they take a moment to realize “oh yeah we adopted a little weirdo”
They get used to it after a while and the arguments surrounding it are always funny because both the boys will complain and say “I don’t sound like that” and they have to be told “No love you do you really do”
You know those videos of babies reacting to their parents shaving their facial hair or putting on glasses
That’s Nimona's reaction every single time the boys change their appearance even the smallest bit they cant shave or wear their reading glasses because if they do he freaks out
Talking some “help me Nemesis I heard bosses voice but I can’t find him” while Bal was standing right in front of them
It was the first time he shaved his face in years and he’s never doing it again
Mostly cause Ambrosius kept telling him he looked like a teenager and it was freaking him out
I feel like Bal and Ambrosius are those kinds of people who will tell people about the little injuries but neglect the big ones
Like Bal mentioned that he thinks he sprained his ankle during the fight at the institute but he won’t mention that he’s pretty sure he got a concussion
(BECAUSE THIS MAN HEAD-BUTTED TWO PEOPLE WHEN HE HAS A METAL ARM)
(I’m bout to wrap this man in bubble wrap and give him a helmet because wtf)
Ambrosius will complain the whole day about the fact that he has a paper cut
But will completely neglect to inform his doctors “Oh yeah I can’t move my left arm higher than my waist without pain and I can’t see that well out of my left eye or hear that well out of my left ear do you think that’ll be a problem?”
It isn’t until Nimona makes an off handed comment about how this super weird that the laser did basically nothing to him that he told both of them
They literally dragged him to the ER because “Who thinks those symptoms are normal Nemesis what is wrong in that pretty little head of yours!!”
When Bal tells Nimona she’s being a bit of a hypocrite (cause who refers to an arrow as a splinter?) she turns to him and says “I know you’re not saying something Mr. Human battering ram”
It took literally everything in Ambrosius not to break down laughing
After that she forces them to have frequent checkups with the doctor because these dorks wouldn’t go otherwise
Honestly I'm fully convinced that some people in the kingdom don't know who Nimona is and are constantly confused why they let this little weirdo follow them around
And finally the curiosity will eat away at them and they’ll finally ask
Sometimes the boys will give some “normal” answers like “Oh that’s Nimona” and they won’t elaborate at all
Sometimes they’ll give funnier answers like “Oh that’s a raccoon we found in the garage who turned into a person one day” “I don’t know they just showed up in our living room” and their personal best “You see her too?”
And their favorite that they only started using a couple of years down the line “Oh that’s our kid”
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For folks who missed today's QSMP Movie Night or want to rewatch it with the original audio intact, I've uploaded the Movie Night portion of several members' VODs to a public Google Drive. I will keep these files up until Monday, December 4th, so be sure to watch and/or download whatever you need before then!
UPDATE: The lovely folks at @mcyt-archives have added all Movie Night 2 VODs to the QSMP Archivist VOD Masterlist. If you're still having trouble finding an unmuted version of the VOD you want to watch, check out their archive!
[ As a side note: thank you to everyone who left such kind comments & messages on the previous VOD Archival post. You're all so sweet, it made me feel really happy and appreciated :') ]
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I don't think I'll ever run out of Nimona headcanons
So I feel like it’s kind of obvious that both Ambrosius and Bal had to play the part of the perfect obedient little soldier as they were growing up
And I feel like they both had different ways of dealing with those expectations
There are still moments when they have to hold their tongues and put on a smile
And Nimona has witnessed most of those moments
One day she asked them both “How do y’all not bite someone’s head off or like burn a small village to the ground?”
And they decided to show her
Bal very politely asked her to fly them to the top of the institute
And he was like okay weird but I’m not gonna question it
His resolve is really tested when he hears Ambrosius ask if the surveillance cameras are turned off
And when Bal gets the slightest hint of a yes does he scream absolute bloody murder
Sometimes it’s small phrases sometimes it's words but most of the time it’s just screaming
But he doesn’t stop until he’s blue in the face and his voice is almost gone
When he’s done Ambrosius ushers them all home
Nimona doesn’t start asking him questions until Bal is relaxing in the room with a big cup of tea
And all Ambrosius says is “Eh it helps him so I don’t question it”
And then he asks them to fly him to his families property
And he doesn’t tell them to stop until they get to this tiny dilapidated shack
Nimona voices that they’re surprised his family would let such an eyesore exist
To which Ambrosius makes an off comment while looking for something about it being too far out for them to notice
And she was about to ask what he was looking for and until he pulls out a bat
And a couple of his failed ceramic projects
Before he could ask when they got here
Ambrosius was hitting it against one of the walls and then wordlessly offered the bat to Nimona
They didn’t go home until every plate vase and cup was absolutely obliterated
When they did get home they found Bal sitting in the living room
All Nimona said was “Your man has anger issues and I like it!”
To which Bal responds with an expression that says “You think I didn’t know?”
While the trio loves watching movies together they can’t finish a single show
Nimona never waits for the boys and always goes ahead
And half the time when they watch it again all together she spoils it for the boys
Bal often gets too caught up in the show and starts questioning everything
And if Ambrosius doesn’t like the show he’ll stop paying attention and then ask a million questions
All in all they drive each other crazy and decided just to watch the show separately and talk about it when they’re done
For some reason this doesn’t qualify for trashy reality tv
No one gets bored and there are too many twists and turns for anyone to think about talking over the show
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