#don't forget nails

[1cyfeathers]

Splatober 27: Favourite NPC

i love gnarly eddy

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon shopkeeper #gnarly eddy #and nails #don't forget nails #nails the snail

[crystalblast]

#this isnt even funny and way overdone but i haven't been able to stop thinking about rusty nail #don't forget to refresh your tetanus shot before the next sparks tour #sparks #russell mael

[molagboop]

I need to draw Samus more. The one obstacle is drawing faces. It's not just that I haven't exactly nailed human faces, it's that I consistently envision her in at least six different styles simultaneously every time I try to put her to the page (that's why she looks different every time I draw her).

It's a constant battle between big and blocky (my beloved), cartoony and malleable for comedic purposes, and some hybrid look with influences from all over the place. Between wrangling the shape of the face and remembering how her hair works (harder than it sounds when you have 30 different versions of one character in your head), it's hard to find a happy medium sometimes. I'll get there, I just need to separate the different entities within the fleshy mass in my head from each other and use them appropriately.

#txt #not art #i had the same problem when i was trying to nail down how Raven Beak looks. i can see them in my head it's just a matter of #training the muscles to execute the look #i'm also going through the same growing pains designing the side characters for Winging It: I see some of them very clearly #in my head: i just need to put them on the canvas and not forget what they look like while i'm doing it #the side characters that don't come from an existing Metroid title don't have the luxury of having existing reference material online #the one i keep describing as a 'seahorse bartender' in my head and my design docs never looks the same way twice #they have a snout though: that's the only consistent element. they're like if you combined a tapir and a seahorse and a regular horse #that's the vibe

[burymeinblack2022]

Spinning him Sunday

#This was meant for the sideblog but yk whatever #Spinning him Sunday ✨ sparkle on don't forget to be urself 🤩💫 #anna's shitposts #I've been waiting to post this lol #Nin #nine inch nails

[theinfinitedivides]

someone tell white people stop reviewing Bollywood by mediocre Western standards i'm f*cking crying rn

#film: pathaan #pathaan #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #this applies to pretty much everything but specifically at this moment this is for this film #just saw the Variety review of Pathaan and the first thing he does is compare it to RRR??? goes ahead and calls RRR Bollywood??? #chewing and biting RRR is not f*cking Bollywood #it is part of South Indian cinema. more specifically it is part of Tollywood #when the actors in RRR do media interviews and tell you it isn't a Bollywood film #you'd think you'd f*cking listen for once but apparently not #then continues the review by naming a bunch of Western action stars and saying that Bollywood used to feel more exotic #exotic is like a nails-on-chalkboard word for me and #'James Bond meets Jason Bourne meets Jason Statham meets Fabio' #i'm sorry but Don had a better f*cking soundtrack than James Bond's entire career so i think SRK gets to have a little fun #and be a mismatch of overplayed tropes and already seen actors if he wants to. while being hotter than them. just as a treat #(btw Daniel Craig as Bond gets excluded from the 'entire career' bc he's also hot and heavily bisexual. gays get rights in this household) #also how could i forget the sacrilege of 'Khan who suggests a sleeker more ripped Adam Driver in a man-bun' #pls. pls don't compare him to that man he doesn't deserve that kind of slander to his looks and reputation sksksksk #i need to cleanse my eyes from this they didn't deserve that kind of slander either

[korrasamibottles]

Wrote something extremely bitchy in my mind describing in great detail exactly how viciously and viscerally I hate christmas (lowercase) and why, but I chose peace today and didn't post it. Just a shitty little gift from me to you.

#SNARLING AND GNASHING MY TEETH LIKE A BEAST. BUT ON THE INSIDE. YOU'RE WELCOME. #sorry for being grinch-like in nature but like can we just have one year where we Don't. like can we just Stop. #i've always had complicated feelings about christmas but spending so long in retail permanently poisoned me. i think. #retail during covid was the final nail in the fucking coffin like ok #i'm risking my health and getting harassed fucking daily by q-anon freaks and working twice as hard because corporate cut payroll in half #just so you can buy your kid a bunch of shit they'll look at once and then immediately forget about. cool cool cool tight tight tight. #SORRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY #oh yeah one more thing. you might think i would've been safe from q-anon freaks in deep blue new england but no☝️ #they were extra unhinged because they knew they were surrounded by The Libs. like cornered feral cats they were....

[broodsys]

pfft. mom just asked if she should be worried bc I painted my nails black. pls.

#did she forget she had an emo teen??? #i love having black nails. i just usually don't want to actually do the work to paint them

[emometalhead]

I'm seeing Fall Out Boy again tomorrow 😭😭😭

#guys there are not enough words to describe how happy I am #I'm trying to make today fly by because I am so hyped for tomorrow #I painted my nails. I made themed earrings. I have 45 bracelets ready to trade/give away. #I'm so ready #except not ready at all #I'm going to sob so hard lol #let's hope I don't forget words again #last time I legit couldn't remember the opening line to Sugar 💀 #I was so nervous and in awe lol #might be worse this time since I'll be on the floor #ashley rambles

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Looks at the pre-constant wigfrid tea,,, also looks at how things might go if they ever do go out of the constant,,,,

adelaide (her hc real name for those who are new here) went through an entire metamorphosis from her time in the real world, to first entering the constant, to when she actually became wigfrid as we know her today. however, just because they're 'different people' doesn't mean that you can't see flickers of one in the other, or vice versa.

where there are some people (her audience, mainly) who adelaide would bend to the whims of almost immediately, beyond that she had a surprisingly strong spine. it took a lot of effort and will to claw her way to the position she had, and she did all of that on her own. it stands to reason you'd learn to stand your ground on most things (again, audience) after long enough of that.

however, um. the thing abt adelaide is that. she hates herself. and wigfrid loves herself. which makes it pretty difficult to share a lot of qualities with adelaide, when remembering adelaide too deeply makes you loose your damn mind. it's why wigfrid needs to keep the persona up. really, it's far thinner than most of the survivors would expect it to be… beyond having a better survival instinct and speaking without the accent, wigfrid reverting back to her old self wouldn't really change her by an astronomical amount.

If she were forced to go back to the real world… forced to be adelaide again. i think all of it would feel like a fever dream. i don't think she would really know how to be adelaide anymore- how to be anyone other than the persona she spent so long crafting. she's spent far too long conforming to a script to go off-book now. i think it would turn her into a paranoid recluse honestly

#headcanons #hiii rye hiiii hiiii 💕💕💕 we both should probably be doing school work rn. but hiiiiiiii 😊💕💕 #i could talk abt adelaide for a million years honestly she's so fucking silly she's so nuanced #and rye since YOU'RE here and you would get this: to me. again. it feels so parallel to like a william thing #where ppl think that the two sides of themselves were so different and that one couldn't possibly be akin to the other #completely forgetting the fact that the old self was the very foundation FOR the new self #adelaide is mild mannered and sophisticated but she's not a pushover she's not meek to the point of helplessness #she fought and clawed tooth and nail to get a PRESTIGIOUS spot as a talented female actress- #-in a time period where the masses NEVER would have appreciated how difficult something like that was to do #her issue is not with her talent. it's not with her resolve. her issue is that she let her audience consume her. #she let them dictate her worth. she gave them her puppet strings and now she's in their debt forever. and without them she's nothing. #i don't know im digressing. im getting too silly for 8 am

[atlasscrumpit]

⚠️Trigger warning, sketchy subject matter⚠️

Me to myself: Damn I still have dead dog in my nails

Also me: What in the fuck is my life

#Don't worry it's not as scary as it sounds #My dog found a part of a dead dog and I had to wrestle it off him #And then I got it in my nails #But I've been dealing with dead animals for ten years now so it doesn't bother me #And I also forget that it's weird for other people #Random #Rant #Meme

[rogue-coyote]

1,078 plays of dance fever. i’m normal i’m normal i’m so normal

#aschetxt #okay ngl the funniest part of this for me is NINE INCH NAILS randomly appearing in the top three. next to four indie darlings #you never forget your roots etc etc etc but my god #sorry i don't have spotify wrapped bc i have apple music family sharing... do you still think i'm hot

[reallifepotato]

hmmm lotta stuff to do. think i’ll just *crumbles from the pressure*

#hello my brai n is gone #but i finished the video and have painted my nails #we love a multitasking queen #how will i go to sleep now with wet nails considering i'm not even wearing my pjs #don't worry about it #*worries about it intensely* #i feel like i'm forgetting something important

[stedesbonnets]

i decided to move the last three scenes for the next chapter because this one was starting to become Too Much, so chapter 16 of gold rush is now finished. the last chapter and the epilogue is all that remains now

we’re really reaching the end guys

#i wanna weep #this might be my favorite unplanned scene :) #i love having adhd i just come up with the most brilliant scenes on the spot #and forget the point of the chapter #nails finishing this chapter this week by cutting off 3 scenes roughly worth of 2.5k words #don't read the last page but i stay!!!!! #elinor.exe

[thethingything]

I trimmed our nails and now they're really short and I didn't realise this would give me as much gender euphoria as it has done

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #another unexpected side effect of trimming our nails this short when they're normally pretty long (because we forget to cut them) #is that it makes our fingers suddenly look shorter which in turn makes our hands look even smaller and that's very weird #our hands are pretty small anyway but I normally don't pay much attention to how they look

[ars-matron]

Once I accepted that my memory sucked I started to realize the things I knew I would forget. Opening an out of the way window for the first time. Yup! Placing something somewhere new for the first time. You bet!

So I started leaving myself notes as soon as the realization hits. The best place for this is usually the magnetic white board.

Guess what I'm not forgetting tomorrow!

#the nail files are glass #adhd #adhd culture #forgetfulness #i don't really know my memory sucks but it's probably this

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!