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aezuria · 16 days
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*ੈ✎ xoxo, gossip girl!
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content: leo valdez x reader, percy jackson x reader, jason grace x reader
╰┈▸ back cover: how would gossip sessions with them go?
warnings: cursing, rude humor??
librarian's annotations: doing this instead of requests um
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*ੈ LEO VALDEZ
SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE
god hes probably talking shit more than u
"oh her? yeah she was such a bitch like no way she looked at you like that when i said i was so obviously taken!"
"and her hair? has she ever heard of a brush? like, if you're gonna come at my girlfriend, at least make yourself look better so you don't embarrass yourself. oh wait, you can't!"
probably laying on you as he does this, and starts squeezing you tightly
"because my girlfriend is the prettiest girl in the world!"
awww that's cute right?
WRONG this man is so quick with his comebacks its actually insane
does NOT think before he speaks
doesnt hold back, even against you (booo why did ur gf privileges not apply to that)
"leo! can you like, move your fat ass off me?" you groan under him as he lays down with his dead weight on top of you.
"like the fat ass you don't have?"
were you silent or SILENCED
everytime you think he wouldnt take it that far?? oh he will go THERE (but he always makes sure u know hes joking)
doesnt want to invoke your wrath so he apologizes IMMEDIATELY
"fix your hair-"
"fix your face- IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO-"
*ੈ PERCY JACKSON
guys. we cant forget abt the OG SASSY MAN
also talking shit a whole lot more than he should
"uh, she needs to get her act together before she can start coming at others; like-" rolls his eyes for EMPHASIS "who does she think she is, talking to you like that?"
damn, who taught this man sass?
bro was BORN with it or smth
even outsasses you sometimes
if you tell him to get like a snack or something and hes in the mood to just lay down with you, he will huff SO loudly
"ugh, fine!"
gets you extra snacks anyway in case you want more (and drinks obviously)
SO SO INVESTED like he has the WHOLE story down
but sometimes mixes up the ppl if its been a while
"wait wait, so the library girl and the jock are dating?"
"the nerd and the library girl are dating, but the jock wanted library girl."
"that makes a lot of sense, actually."
has tea of his OWN because the sea knows everything apparently
"tobias told me-" percy started.
"who the fuck is tobias?"
"the turtle, duh. anyway, he said that this guy always takes girls to the beach on their first date, to make them fall in love with him or something. like, every single girl he's dated."
"...does that count as a manipulation tactic?"
*ੈ JASON GRACE
will be on your side no matter what
like if you end it with an "it is what it is"
um??? it is NOT what it is hello?
doesnt look like hes listening but hes paying attention to EVERYTHING
like hes "reading" a book but hes been on the same page for the entire time youve been talking
tries not to laugh at your rather creative insults, but sometimes you get a soft chuckle out of him
you take that as a win
once, you caught him listening through the door as you gossiped with piper over the phone
he was SO embarrassed omg
after that, you made sure to tell him all the tea as soon as you have it
"—and he cheated on her with her SISTER. who's like, three years younger than him! like, what the fuck? that's not even all he did!" you sit up, hands playing with the blanket. you think you see him lean a bit closer, as if wanting to hear more. "she fucked his brother in his room, like, her ex boyfriend's room for revenge! okay, that was a bitch move, but was it deserved?"
jason shrugged. "i'd say no one deserves to be cheated on, but he kinda did deserve it."
"exactly!"
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yelenghs · 1 year
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mean! popular girl! historia and nerd! fem! reader<3 (ps; reader is plus size!)
she bullies you everyday :(( she shoves you against the lockers in the girl's locker room and calls you names. and despite her short and frail stature, she's stronger than she looks. not only that, but you just don't have the heart to hit back!
calling you names like 'useless girl', 'worthless slut', and 'nerdy bitch'. she even makes fun of you for being an innocent virgin :( but deep down, little do you know, or anyone else for that matter; she wants nothing more than to corrupt and turn you into her personal slut.
it's gotten so bad throughout the year, she even controls what you wear underneath your uniform. and everyday before gym, she drags you into the corner after everyone left and demands you show her your under garments. and everyday, with a pitiful look in your eyes, you strip down and show yourself off.
and youve noticed something about what she has you wear. every set she buys you or ones that she wants you to wear, are always some variant of pastel or white. they were always frilly too, giving an almost innocent and angelic look.
her cheeks would flush as she eyed you up and down, a smirk tugging at her lips. you obeyed and wore what she asked, a white frilly lingerie set she bought you a week ago. she even took advantage of your embarrassed and vulnerable state, fondling your tits and squishing your soft stomach.
"good girl." she'd praise. your face felt hot from all of this sudden tension. you let her continue, her small hands gliding up and down your plush body. she's absolutely loving this. feeling the fat of your, tits, stomach, hips, ass, and thighs spill over her hands was a dream.
"h-historia.." your tone was one of questioning. she raised and eyebrow and looked up at you. "what?" she retorted, squeezing harshly on your ass as you did so.
"wh-why you have me where these things. y'know.. the light colors... always frilly a-and lacy?" you braced yourself for impact, awaiting a slap from her, or even a kick to the back of your knee to make you lose balance. but surprisingly, she answered normally.
"why do you think? you just look so cute and innocent, like an angel. perfect for a little virgin like you. i bet youve never even felt the touch of a man, nonetheless another woman. well, at least not anymore. not when you have me around, cornering you every day." you felt embarrassed, because she was right. youve felt another woman's touch until now, yet to feel a man's.
"you should be grateful." she leaned in, hooking her hands until the wire of your frilly bra and tugging it upwards; letting your spill out as they jiggled from the sudden loss of support. as a reflex you tried to hide yourself from her, but she smacked your arms away. you felt your nipples harden from the cold air hitting them, she wasted no time tweaking and rolling them between her fingers.
"that im touching you like this.. it feels good, doesnt it? you look so cute right now. your chest is so soft.. i've always wondered what it felt like without clothes in the way. oh, and do me a favor and keep your mouth shut. tell anyone about this and you wont be ever seeing the light of day again. do you understand?" you were frozen, still distracted by the sudden pleasure brought upon you.
in a moment, she harshly pinched and tugged your nipples, you jolted back into focus. "answer me, bitch!" she demanded.
"y-yes, historia!" you knees buckled and she let go, letting you drop to the floor. from this angle, you could see up her skirt. she was wet. so wet. the wet spot on her lace black underwear made your jaw drop. she noticed this.
"awe, desperate for more?" she lifted her skirt and spread her legs, her crotch now right above your face. "i'll let you get a taste.. through my panties." she lowered herself onto your face and you wasted no time sniffing in her scent and lapping your tongue against the wet spot.
your nose nudged her clit through her underwear and you could feel her shudder. "o-okay, that's enough." you pulled away and pouted. "don't worry, i'll give you the real thing after school today. now be patient and get dressed, you still have more classes to go through."
with that, she left you alone. you couldnt keep your mind off of her for the rest of the day.
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murcielagatito · 3 months
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just wanted to say your art is MWAH chefs kiss you and others are carry the avanine tag and omg I need more😭😭😭‼️
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ava went to college on a basketball scholarship (thats how she knows andre) and janines seen her play but doenst recognize that ava was one of the players
janine is the only person that knows/has seen ava wear glasses
ava doesnt like spending a lot time at her own place alone so whenever she gets a chance shes over at janines
ava is a HUGE xmen nerd (basically canon but whatever) and shes got a whole sketchbook full of traced storms (storm is the only character she will draw) 
janine actually develops an interest in comics because of avas love for storm and has started her own lil collection 
ava likes janines sweaters no matter how much she rags on them and has stolen a bunch of em bc theyre super cozy and smell like janine (the first one she takes is the old navy one she tells janine to give her in the show) in return janine keeps stealing avas batas (ava will take it to the grave that she even owns any)
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hearts4scottney · 10 months
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TD GEN1 FAV MOVIE HCS
heather: mean girls (bc she thinks regina is a bad bitch who deserved so much better than what cady had did to her (also she thinks janice was cool as shit))
gwen: it 2017 (bc she had read the novel before the movie and was curious and as soon as she watched it she fell inlove with the cast and sfx)
courtney: unlocked (bc u cant deny girlie would like a good kdrama & her fav movie genre is ALWAAYYS gonna be mystery bc she likes to use the evidence and find out the culprit before the characters do)
duncan: texas chainsaw massacre (bc he loves a good gore fest) [but its actually highschool musical and hes too embarrassed to admit it]
trent: the notebook (bc he loved the romantic side of noah and the movie had inspired many songs of his)
cody: pixels (bc he thought it was pretty damn sweet that video games could basically come to life and he just found the movie absolutely hilarious)
dj: 101 dalmatians (bc dj is a sucker for animated films and the cuteness of the whole movie rlly stuck with him)
leshawna: bring it on (bc leshawna loves to watch ppl be on some stupid shit so long as it doesnt affect her - no matter how many times she watches it it never fails to make her howl out in laugher)
justin: cruella (bc justin loves a good villain story and finds cruellas outfits throughout the whole movie absolutely gorgeous)
harold: godzilla (bc he absolutely loves nerding out over dinosaurs and how incorrect godzilla is on the knowledge of monsters yet he appreciates the movies creativity and detail with a love/hate sort of thought process)
katie: the fault in our stars (bc she was absolutely heartbroken at the movies end and loved it sm.. also its the movie she & sadie had their first kiss to bc i said so!!)
sadie: the princess switch (bc when sadie was younger she always wanted to be a princess and fell in love with the idea of a normal girl being able to become royalty)
izzy: bride of chucky (bc izzy loves a good horror flick and tiffany was just the absolute embodiment of perfect energy to her)
owen: ted (bc the idea of a teddy bear coming to life and being fucking hilarious was just absolutely amazing to owen & it kind of made him want his stuffed animals to come alive </3)
geoff: teen beach (bc he likes musicals and refuses to admit it and rlly likes the movie plot)
bridgette: dolphin tale (bc bridgette absolutely loves dolphins sm and finds the entire plot of the movie so sweet)
lindsay: legally blonde (bc she sees herself in elle a LOT and projects onto her)
eva: real steel (bc boxing was pretty fucking cool to her already but adding in robots?? goddamn incredible in her eyes)
tyler: the adam project (bc he likes the plot, sfx, and the movie matches his sense of humor pretty well that he finds it rlly funny)
noah: escape room (bc he finds the puzzles cool and intricate, loves to guess who’s going to die in which room, and also likes when thriller characters have a good backstory)
alejandro: footloose (bc why wouldnt he like the movie abt dancing being forbidden? give me one good reason as to why not)
sierra: grease (bc she watched it with her mom when she was a kid and she absolutely adored the relationship between danny and sandy as well as the movies humor)
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evilrwbyfan · 1 year
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dumb headcanons i made during class (some have heavy bias, some are heavyv projections)
all of team strq has anger issues, each of them deal with it differently and some deal with it better than others. tai and qrow are probably the most chillaxed regarding their temper
raven has always found summer intimidating and looks up to her, her crush started around their second year at beacon
ruby hates having dry skin
weiss doesn’t do well with physical touch, but she usually always accepts small stuff like hand holding and shoulder holding, ruby being the exception with more bigger forms of physical affection
raven’s love languages are acts of service, words of affirmation, and physical touch
raven listens to 90s alternative rock when she actually feels like listening to music
yang has a minecraft youtube that she makes videos with, usually showing off her private builds or reviewing mods
weiss cannot be trusted in video games, she will destroy everything unintentionally
ruby bakes, yang grills, blake cooks, and weiss does absolutely nothing. dont trust her near the kitchen
summer is a comic nerd like ruby, before she died she had a box or two just of comic books that have been lent to ruby
blake makes music but she is a beginner. she takes tips from weiss
ruby and sun are fans of weiss’ music, think of swifties sort of likers
raven and cinder’s odd relationship started during their teamup, one night they had a hookup and haven’t stopped having flings every so often. their relationship is built up on hatesex stress-relieving (aka pretty unhealthy) but overtime, they end up falling for the other in some sort of sense and neither of them know what to do
raven still has summer’s cape, she sleeps with it sometimes
ruby’s love languages are quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation
90% of the rwby cast are trans and gay
during their beacon years, qrow would taunt raven with her crush on summer since he most likely wouldve found out before the others
despite summer’s resentment towards raven, she still cares about her and misses her. she doesnt do anything about it though, both of them know raven can’t really come back from that
winter plays shooters and she’s a fucking boss at it
penny had a youtube where she talked about betta fish (*smiling*)
penny enjoyed walks through the night
blake and yang make card towers together to pass the time, ruby joins in occasionally
cinder is illiterate due to her upbringing
blake probably listens to k-pop and if not blake, then definitely ruby
if fnaf exists in rwby, ruby is a fnaf kid
pyrrha was a painter and taught weiss how to use watercolors. weiss doesn’t paint as much as she used to because of her association of it with pyrrha
ruby and pyrrha did gardening together, granted pyrrha was mainly in control of the garden. ruby was really just there to spend time with her, but she did help with what she could
yang had a small crush on pyrrha when she was around
penny liked to collect things, no matter what it was. usually nature sort of stuff, like rocks and sticks, maybe even sand until it got everywhere
penny made paper puppets
before flash got shut down, sun would make shitty sonic flash games
sun was a newgrounds kid
neo uses her semblance to reach tall things and to bring stuff to her when she doesn’t wanna stand
raven cries listening to autoheart (cause it’s funny)
neon uses her tail to bring people closer to her or to “hold their hands”
ruby always thought neon was cute
summer’s love languages are quality time, physical touch, and gift giving
cinder has trouble connecting with people and she doesn’t try to, so when she felt an unsettling feeling in her stomach due to neo’s (and emerald’s lol) absence she didn’t know how to deal with it
^ (adding onto the emerald note) cinder convinces herself she doesn’t really care about Emerald, because for the most part it IS true, but she was oddly hurt to see Emerald’s change. She got attached to Emerald during their time together (mainly because of emerald’s OWN attachment), but she was never aware of it
blake likes to sleep under beds, but she doesnt tell anyone
90% of the rwby cast is autistic
RUBY IS AUTISTIC!!!!!! and has ptsd (pretty sure the ptsd one is canon tho)
raven has bpd and ptsd
ruby has a lot of ocs she doesnt know what to do with. she doesn’t even remember most of their names
emerald is a roleplayer
weiss prefers to follow schedules and routines heavily
pyrrha and ruby probably wouldve bonded over the pressure of high expectations, being a leader/a warrior, and ended up getting closer that way
during beacon, summer was always the one to make sure raven got to class on time, she would either be late or just try skipping usually. there were rare moments where raven convinced summer to skip with her, just to be alone together
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causticxebec · 1 year
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HEYYYYY hey hey hey !!!!! WELCOME TO MY INTRO >:DD
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First off, to say I have a singular interest is QUITE the simplification IF I DO SAY SO!!! As a matter of FACT, I am absolutely overwhelmed with interests!!! SO MANY.... that I simply cannot name them all. But the only thing you WILL see me post about is homestuck, my oc's, my friend's oc's or the au i made that combines all of the above >:) WHAT CAN I SAY?!??! I've always been a sucker for AU's that shouldnt exist :b
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Art Requests: YEAH SURE WHY NOT!!
Inbox: OPEN :D
Asks: OPEN :D
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TAGS
#pentstuck - OC/Friend's OC's homestuck AU posts o3o
#friendsticx - Reblogs of mah budz :D
#artsticx - Yaboiz art >:D
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Other People You Should Follow:
@aaurus (funny guy! Doesnt post his art, but... maybe one day he will c:<;)
@wyntxrr (super duper great arts!!! She's amazing, PLEASE reblog everything she has :D also outrageously horny for cowboys)
@endercoil (another funny guy that should post moar arts :b)
@dr-yogurt (we don't know eachother... They just have rlly good art 😳 undertale luvr)
@churro-lord (I know who you are 🙂 [GR8 ARTZ :DD homestuck nerd)
@samthecookielord (cute artsy fartsies :33 likes hfjone???? Whatever that is??)
@lumoskor (local podcast fanboy <333 tma and dndaddies believer)
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silent-dragon · 2 years
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For the "Ship Me With ____" Post! I like these kinda things and I'm here to join! Let me know if I did this wrong! -ᄒᴥᄒ- (I can't access your OC's list so I'm going on vague descriptions or just their image in your pinned...)
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I think Neir would look kind of cute with Cater. He has an Idia Shroud vibe that sort of rubs off like sibling/family tree vibes, so a sunshine individual (who also has their own hidden secrets) would match. Like: "Someone will die..." "Of fun! ... And this knife we brought."
Joy and Riddle are kind of obvious, since it looks like it can be a joyous yet almost fickle relationship; in a good way! Like, the MC watched them grow closer like canonical Trey and Riddle did after having a wedge in their relationship (Riddle's past and Trey's guilt). What I know of the rabbit is that he follows the rules and does venture too far exploring, but he's always on time in the end. Maybe?
Also, Trey and Joy is a no-brainer (I love Trey, I'm biased)!
【I don't know your OC's well so I'll stop here but I want to read all of their bios! ✨】
Thank you so much for this i enjoyed reading it alot.
Neir
The vibe you got from Neir is spot on cause if you see her full design its clear she had Shroud family ties. Originally she was Idia & Othro's mother but i made her when I didn't know if parent ocs of canon characters were ok or not. I determined it wasnt so I changed her story to being the Astrology professor everyone hates the class of and fairy like Tinkerbell who followed Crowley around all these years. Also she is genderless so pronouns don't matter to her but most see Neir as a woman usually students the staff is mixed. I use she since habit from when she was parent oc.
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(In her design she has the triangles like seen on Idia's stuff,etc. I decided to keep em on her after restory as she just got her fashion from his homeland.)
Cater is one who enjoys her class so she already does favor him over most since her class is so disliked. Neir doesnt understand the concept of romantic love but rather motherly love. If she finally decides she tired of Crowley and follow a new boy it highly likely would be Cater. Their dynamic would be as you said since Neir is more moonlight & repressed alot.
Joy
Joy with Riddle is super fitting. Joy actually is twist of the rabbit's watch not the rabbit himself which i know sounds weird. Joy just a time nerd so super organized and has everything down to a schedule planned. Riddle would adore this im sure that everything goes according to plans he has made and on time. Unplanned stuff and time wasters do cause Joy issues and eventually ppl would tell him relax with his schedules and time management but he can learn to add such things as more fun in as Riddle learns to aswell together.
Ive actually never thought of Joy & Trey. Would they work out? They do have similar brotherly thing as Joy has tons of siblings. I feel Joy may work with him but might find toothbrushing to be a time waste if done for over 5mins and that may make em have a moment lol.
Ty again for this i am working on tags for my ocs so easier to find all their stuff ive posted. Also for interacting with me despite the ban on my blog felt like no one wants to chat cause of it.
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perkvpsvcho · 9 months
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ontem eu tava assistindo candela e escrevendo meus surtos no bds, só pro meu notebook travar e eu perder TRÊS HORAS worth de comentários hilários...... not taking that chance again, pq essa porra aqui salva os posts como draft pelo menos. so.
NÃO MAS uns dias atrás eu vi o aniversário do ronin e (um dia antes do matt e eu, diga-se de passagem), ele veio NO DIA da transmissão de um ep da c2, horas antes deles ficarem live..... aí esse tempo todo eu tava me perguntando se a laura ia falar alguma coisa, quando ia ser, pq com as minhas contas, o ep que eu tava vendo tava em março e ???? aí no ep que tô vendo agora (o ep que a marisha se fode espirrandoKKKKKKKK iconic), ela FINALMENTE anunciou que tá grávida e agradeceu ao sam por estar escondendo a barriga dela esse tempo todo........... eu tô com raiva que não percebi, mesmo sendo praticamente impossível pela altura da mesa )o) ALSO ela 300% foreshadowing o nascimento do filho??? a mulher é uma bruxa! anyway vamos lá assistir a marisha lascando uma costela
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BEAU WITH GOGGLES BEAU WITH GOGGLES
BEAU DOESNT CARE SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD
...do you want me to see thru your clothes? this fucking lesbian
jester your laura is showing!!!
oh
oh
o fjord puxando os googles da cara da beau TEM QUE TER na animação
O EFEITO DA VARINHA NA NOTT TBM KKKKKKKK
JESTER OFERECENDO O ANEL PRO CALEB ANDAR EM CIMA DA ÁGUA E NÃO TER QUE SE MOLHAR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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NENHUM DELES VALE UM CENTAVO QUE SEJA
jester i see you romancing your player's husband
UGH JESTER IS SO MY FAVORITE THIS CAMPAIGN
man i miss ashley
my girls being cute
"it doesnt smell of blood and feces" sam e liam: YET
LIAM TEACHERS PET CONFIRMADO
JESTER BEST GIRL LETS GOOOOOOO
dmpc: What's your name? Travis: Fjord dmpc: Do you have a last name? Sam: Tough a mesa:
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essas piadas com ford vão LONGE
the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever
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[harp sounds] laura bailey
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jfc from laughing hysterically to awful traumatic mommy issues background reveal moment I LOVE THIS TABLE
grrr saaammmm's mug
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THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT:
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molly: extremely charming beau: very in shape BEAU. YOU FUCKING LESBIAN.
nott: are we sure we want to leave this place? people like us here jester: its only a matter of time before they dont lmfao
caleb: a todo mundo: INSIGHT CHECK
QUEBROU O CORAÇÃO DA NOTT EU TENHO CERTEEEEZAAA
marisha is a fucking beast e aí o matt leva ela pro hospital e termina preso dentro de um banheiro esse casal, sabe.........
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how u doin bby
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im dying babe how u doin
everybody's worried about marisha and thw whole time she's talking looking at matt
I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE in the cutest most loving worried voice
LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL [and failing] DOING THE ADS LIKE HES NOT LOSING IT BECAUSE HIS BABY IS INJURED
break gotta pee
MATT. IS. SO. CUTE. SHUT UP
HE FUCKING MOUTHED I LOVE YOU TO HER??????????? THIS FUCKING GUY im gonna kms
fut fut
wow... it took laura bailey being pregnant for me to think the belly is kind of cute? just dont think about it too much or its gonna backfire
nine [figures]? are they mightier than us tho?
omg we're fighting the ninja turtles
you have to be careful, we all have syphilis... EXTREME syphilis
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37 POINTS OF DAMAGE ON ONE GUY
sam: oooh that's vax numbers
esse ambush TAMBÉM PRECISA ESTAR NA ANIMAÇÃO PQP
they havent had a bath in days, they kinda look like caleb
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fucking love beau
marisha: this guy is our new gilmore liam: i am not seducing this person matt: you say this now marisha: 500 hours later we're fighitng gods with him
mds a marisha morrendo de rir e segurando as costelas
POOR MATTS SOUL
...eu ia só assistir esse,MASD A ASHLEY VOLTA NO PRÓXIMO FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE
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br1ghtestlight · 9 months
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thinking about bubblegum's family too...... which is very much a play on the typical popular girl x nerd trope thats seen in high school dramas but it ends up being a bit sadder. her parents started dating when they were maybe fifteen and her dad was a SUPER socially awkward nerd while her mom was a typically cute fun and popular cheerleader but she asked him out and he was like uhh okay sure?? they dated throughout high school yknow irregardless of what other ppl thought and after that they decided they wanted to be Adults and her dad went to college they bought a house together etc and then of course they got pregnant and had a baby (bubblegum) but when she was like maybe a year or two old her mom went out on errands and she'd always been ditzy and distracted by bubblegum (my beloved btw) so she was talking on the phone while crossing the street and there was a truck driver who wasnt really looking where he was going and yeah she got hit by a car and died. her dad took this VERY hard bcuz they were high school sweethearts and now he was left alone with his tiny baby and no support but his mom/bubblegum's grandma moved in with them to help him thru his grief and eventually said if you dont start actually taking care of your daughter and being there for her im going to fight for custody (this was all when bubblegum was REALLY young like she doesnt remember any of this) and after that he Got Better and was like the best dad ever and it was always him and bubblegum against the world they are very close <3 i always like to joke that bubblegum got the worst traits from both her parents (unlikeable and socially awkward + generally stupid and oblivious to things) but she has lots of good traits too and i love her dearly
i always believed in another universe if bubblegum's mom hadn't died she would have had a baby brother :)
also i guess relevant to say that bubblegum's dad chose to never remarry. personally i think if your spouse dies when you're young its okay to remarry or date other people and its ALSO okay if you decide that you dont want to be with anyone else. its a very personal decision there isnt a wrong answer but it isnt because bubblegum's dad never moved on or got over her its bcuz he didnt want to. he's living a happy and healthy life without romance and thats okay bcuz romantic relationships arent the most important thing in the world
i think bubblegum's parents really have the same vibe as the love letter to end all love letters tbh
"I will love you with no regard to the actions of our enemies or the jealousies of actors. I will love you with no regard to the outrage of certain parents or the boredom of certain friends. I will love you no matter what is served in the world’s cafeterias or what game is played at each and every recess. I will love you no matter how many fire drills we are all forced to endure, and no matter what is drawn upon the blackboard in a blurring, boring chalk. I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you no matter what your locker combination was, or how you decided to spend your time during study hall. I will love you no matter how your soccer team performed in the tournament or how many stains I received on my cheerleading uniform. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."
"I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from skim to zero, and until your face is fogged by distant memory, and your memory faced by distant fog, and your fog memorized by a distant face, and your distance distanced by the memorized memory of a foggy fog. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, no matter where you avoid and who you don’t see, and no matter who sees you avoiding where you go. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this, and no matter how I am discovered after what happens to me happens to me as I am discovering this. I will love you if you don’t marry me."
"I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned. That, Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way."
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pcktknife · 3 years
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do you like sucrose?
I find her rather cute! wish I knew what animal she was supposed to be tho
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lgbtqlegends · 3 years
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If you had to pick a woman to make a trio with Avalance who would you pick?
ooo that's a good one. a tough one, but a good one. thanks for the ask!
okay so. my very first instinct was to say felicity, bc i think it'd be very cute and also bc i've actually written an ava/sara/felicity fic before.
however. the more thought i put into it (which at the time of writing this is not necessarily a whole lot bc i just saw this ask like 2 seconds ago lmao), the more i think i'm not gonna be able to pick just One, bc each one i think about would be very cool or cute or w/e in it's own way. so i guess,instead of answering this with just One solid/definite answer, i'll give you a list of arrowverse woman (and for the record i have presently only watched arrow, supergirl, batwoman and legends (obviously, considering this is a legends blog lmao) so, probably won't be anyone from any of the other shows lmao) and a little thing of like, why i think it would be cool or w/e
felicity smoak - okay like i said, i just think it'd be really cute and also i have already written fic for it so, also i love smoakingcanary and i love avalance so why not combine them. also ava and felicity are both Nerds and i think their relationship would be great
nyssa al ghul - okay this is an obvious answer bc the 3 of them are top tier in terms of badassery and the 3 of them would be Very awesome and also v hot together
alex danvers - i mean c'mon, 2 directors and a captain of a timeship?? what more could i possibly want. it would be, Very cool
kara danvers - 1. it would be very cute, there would be So Much Cuddling and 2. uhh, kryptonian, hello, how cool would that be
nia nal - i just think it'd be super cute, and also i just Really love nia nal so
kate kane - again, very much badasses, it would be, very fun and very cool to see, i think the 3 of them would have a lot of fun
ryan wilder - at this point i started to be like "yknow what. why not." (i'm joking, mostly, I'm just tired lol it's like 1AM here). in all seriousness, i think ryan and sara would very much match each other's energies of like. "there's so many things that are fucked up in the world, we've very much seen and lived through them, and we are going to do everything possible in our power to make the world a little less fucked up and to fight for what's right." and they won't take crap from anyone but also know there are times when they need to be held accountable. and obviously ava is also like that too, but i think her being a clone and having most of her memories programmed she doesn't have Quite as many of those experiences of like. yes the world is really fucked up. like sara and ryan would, but she 100% has the idea of like. but it doesnt have to be that way, there are things they can do to make it better. i think it'd be a really cool dynamic to see.
sophie moore - pretty much the same reason for most of these lmao, they're all very badass and i just think it would be neat
zari tomaz - bc halfway through me making a list i realized that i'd failed to mention any of the women from legends, despite being perfectly free to do so. again, mostly, i just think it'd be neatand i think that the 3 of them would be able to help each other a lot.
charlie - just, it would be so good. so good. also imagine charlie and sara annoying the shit out of ava bc they got high together and accidentally woke ava up in the middle of the night
amaya jiwe - again just, it would be very cool, and i think ava and amaya's personalities would greatly help to ground sara, and ava and amaya would appreciate the extra level-headedness and calm and planning and stuff no matter how much they fondly but exasperatedly adore sara's recklessness
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IM BORED. my top three farscape eps from each season::::::: looking at these i think season two has the best EPISODE concepts (it was hard choosing faves from that season bc i love so many) but season 4 is my favorite for just,,,,,,, the hecking Yearning + domestication in each episode but i dont particularly favor the episodes themselves 
Season 1:
through the looking glass - i always saw this ep as being the first completely filler ep that really felt like farscape with the crew all working together and having a VERY CUTE little laugh about it at the end. i love the vagueness of it, it’s not annoying or cliche??? and i’m particularly fond of the yellow moya scenes like rygel’s like “shall i disrobe so it will be memorable” is one of my fave lines from him.
a human reaction - mY TRASH. MYYYY TRASH. just one of those farscape eps that are so Abstract in concept, they are just Default Faves for me like Always haha. so many good little j/a crumbs, the kiss in this ep is one of my BIG FAVES, i love everything about that scene and the ones leading up to it. LOVE THE RAIN SCENE. it’s probably the very first time john is like ‘maybe Earth bad’ and,,, ‘maybe space girl Good’ and i love that thruline of the show. this ep stands soooooo far apart from the majority of season 1 for me.
nerve: the hidden memory - “THE RADIANT AERYN SUN.” stark isn’t unbearable in his debut episodes woah! i like him as a sad boy who isnt a plot device! love gilina, love her death (rip), love seeing how far john and aeryn have come since they’d last seen her, love aeryn and crais’s interaction in this episode like YES GIRL SLAY, love whenever aeryn has to juggle with feeling WEAK and having to put her big girl pants on to save her himbo, love any interaction between d’argo and aeryn LOVE THAT.
Season 2:
crackers don't matter - the DIALOGUE in this episode is Insane and i LOVE IT i think there are so many line deliveries in this ep that are so memorable and Iconic they all just live in my mind rent FREE. i wish the commentary for this episode wasn’t about the more practical aspects of it because UUUHUUH i genuinely would love to just Absorb the mindset behind it. GOD TIER FILLER. 
out of their minds - i am such a whore for body swap tropes it’s humiliating. another ep with a lot of iconic line deliveries! i love cb playing as john! love that for her! bb as rygel too is amazing i love all their stupid accent switching SO MUCH. love the skeksis love that they joke about them looking like skeksis because it’s jim henson and they can DO THAT. 
won't get fooled again - any time i think about this ep im like man how Opened Third Eye was it to have john just immediately be like “haha ok this is fake lmao” like it’s so SUBVERSIVE in what it does pretty much right off the bat in introducing the moya crew as “normal” humans. eps like these are just ALWAYS my faves in tv series because of how crazy they can get and this one does and i love it so much for that.
Season 3: 
scratch n' sniff - any time i get the moya crew on a pleasure planet or at a rave im like HELLO. :) I LOVE RAXIL she’s such a funky little freak. describing this ep is so weird its like Oh Yeah The Boob Juice Sucking One. JUST JOHN AND D’ARGO BEING BACHELORS, WHAT BLISS. i wish i got more john + d’argo shenanigans in this show ‘cause they are like such a fave together dynamically mwah mwah mwah. <3 
into the lion's den: wolf in sheep's clothing - its a little crazy how much i Hate the first half of this two-parter which is super PANDERY AND BAD and then the last half is like so Insane and such a good close for the season. EVERYONE’S SO MISERABLE. the scorp shots with the imploding ship and the water UGHGUGHUGH <33333 love aeryn in this love her trying to save the Peacekeepers, love JOHN, love the little scientist nerd who works under Scorp i forget his name WHOOPS he has a nice design. THE CRAIS + TALYN DEATH IS SO GOOD;;;; LOVE THAT FOR THEM;;;;; <3333
 dog with two bones - i think the fact that literally no other tv show has pulled THIS MESS off really speaks to the uniqueness of farscape and its ABILITY TO TELL ROMANCE??? theres so much in this that is just like WOWOWOWOW THIS EP IS SO GOOD. the part where they kill the rogue leviathan and rygel is celebrating on the comms and it transitions to aeryn Going Insane in her prowler over everything that’s happening. FIRE. the dog with two bones analogy UGHGUGHGUGH <333333 I LOVE THE AERYN > EARTH THRULINE WITH JOHN SO MUCH ITS JUST AT ITS PEAK HERE WHICH MAKES IT GREAT BY DEFAULT. the coin scene is SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD THE ENDING SCENE OF THIS EPISODE IS SOOOO GOOOOOD.
Season 4: 
john quixote - MY FAVE EP OF THE SERIES LOL. love the COSTUMING love the POP CULTURE REFERENCES love that its SEASON 4 love that we GET A ZHAAN CRAIS JOOL AND STARK CAMEO. another conceptually abstract episode so of course i love it lol. love the scene in the end with john and zhaan where he’s kinda a sad boy!!!!! actually funny story about this ep the first time i watched this i was in elementary school still, i grew up on this show this is my Nostalgia Baby series, and did not know what the word “porn” was so like for a very concerning amount of time i always assumed “porn” was an Alien Word and not a real word. BECAUSE LIKE, in context you see chiana holding up a Gooey Boy and going “and this? porn!” and that was all i had to go by the end.
crichton kicks - I LOOOOVE SAD JOHN. I LOVE HIM. I love the character beats we get out of a john that CHOSE THE GIRL over his home and instead of GETTING HER he is punished for it, losing his chance at BOTH OUTCOMES like mentioned in “dog with two bones” despite him having chosen One of the options and not both. love the introduction to 1812 whenever john gets a named thing i am like Yes. :~) my boy, my little man. he’s a little crazy and a little sad.
terra firma - the YEARNING in this ep man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this ep waters my CROPS one of my Biggest Fave scenes is when Aeryn and Jack are in her prowler talking about john and he’s like Do You Wish You Were Human and she doesnt answer and im like LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more of that John Not Vibing With Earth Anymore trope which I LOVE. literally all fics surrounding this episode i will SNORT LIKE CRACK. 
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i didnt want to write abt why i believe doyoung has alot more fans in asia then generally in western fandom coz i might come off as weird but im in my mid 30s and asian (south asian if we're being specific) when i get into someone i go and google them but i think i do something that is very asian i look at where they got their education and what they studied (educated ppl make me love them alot more) when i had a crush on johnny from coldplay he looked cute in the in my place video but i loved that he had done his bachelors in maths and astronomy (that made him hotter for me) or how when i got into thor the movie i liked loki and looked up tom hiddleston and fell for him more when i found he was from Eton and than went to Cambridge (his family must be loaded or he is good at education) these arent something most ppl american or european fans would do, but for asians we're told that education can make or break you. knowledge is what makes life easier and also to find a partner who si educated as they will be able to support and help support ur life along with u. so asians have an obsession with men who are very good in studies and these men become popular even as idols for being the intelligent ones doyoung isnt just smart, articulate but also very ambitious while being empathetic. he makes older asian women fall for him (i personally feel like most his fandom is 20s to 40s). hes very blunt to ppl hes close to and makes them love him on his terms, he works hard for all his work and fans love him for it. hes an introvert but he tries to network so he gets his name out there so he can get gigs and most of his solo work is usually thanks to his networking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtVB5TYgJfQ&ab_channel=ArielTFG moments like these are why i love him, hes 5 years younger than irene but he pushes back the cake and it doesnt matter to him the camera is on him. he is adored by irene so she lets him be but jaehyun ends up with the cake ... or him making fun of irene for being strict with the other trainees (which became a topic which antis used to hate on them both)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2BPnC1taT0&ab_channel=tyhwang turn on the auto english subs hes very firm in his beliefs and lets fans know that he shouldnt be their whole lives but a small part of it (he reminds me of a member from shinhwa who told his stalker to become something and than he will talk to her, she did and also got a normal job but came and thanked him for the abusing and scolding coz that helped her to change her life) to an older asian fan he is everything desirable, and seems like the type of guy u would like to take to ur parents house to introduce to them. hes honest and ambitious, a nerd but also cares abt the arts (theater and singing). jaehyun had to change his whole image to get the fans he had, while doyoung had a core fandom for the day they went on show champion
remember the stylist talking abt doyoung seeming too perfect so this is why he would never have ppl confessing to him, its not coz theyre afraid of him but coz according to her they feel like theyre not worth his time. he really does seem like the guy most koreans would dream about marrying, hes the marriage material and this is why i feel like most his fandom is alot older. even he was shocked to find out he had younger fans watching his insta lives.
also fans who have seen like in real life always talk abt him having the sharpest features, while taeyong looks softer in real life.
hes a kpop idol so he has to diet to be skinny his body is the type to gain muscle very quickly so when he gains weight its not like jaehyun who becomes pump and soft. he becomes broader and very masculine sorry for the rant but basically hes to nerdy for west and just perfectly ambitious for the east
Video, Video2
I shudder to this day from that mini documentary that informed me there is 1/1000 University entrance bar in India. For me 1/8 is a lot, lol. There are literally districts dedicated to English cram schools, students rent a bed and study there preparing for the entrance exam.
From where do you get the impression the older fans make the majority? Because in his vlives he reminds his fans he is 25, that he can drink wine, etc. Sure, his musicals were sold out, and a ticket costs 150$, but that's a few hundreds/thousands of fans, not the millions.
Also, what do you mean by Jaehyun changing his image before appearing on ShowChampion? And Doyoung already having a core fanbase? Doyoung was revealed as an SM Rookies at the same time he was announced as a new MC. Only SM stans who wait near the practice building knew him as one of the trainees, probably.
Fans who meet Doyoung in real life comment that he is slimmer, taller, and looks cold (not in a bad sense, the "cool" sense).
Doyoung was invited for two leading roles without having experience (Midnight cafe, Marie) because he was viewed by the producers as a male celebrity that will attract the audience. It's also probably telling that he gets the boyfriend role MVs and the duets?
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milkacchan · 4 years
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Reuqest for anon: Mina w a bruh girl gf
Requests are now open!!!!!
• Y'all met
• By her staring at you in the hall
• And you literally squaring the fuck up "fuck you looking at? You wanna fight? Because I'll take you right fucking now pretty girl,"
• And Mina said 😳 "you think I'm pretty??"
• and her friends said 👀
• After two weeks (of her shamelessly flirting) you two exchange numbers
• and thus it begins!!!
• Mina is also a bruh girl but she has the urge to provide you with attention and affection and praise
• and that's exactly what she does
• but she has to wait for soft hours for you to actually accept them
• otherwise you'll just insult her in response
• You're refusal to accept affection amazes her
• like?
• "I like your shirt-"
"Don't mock me, whore."
"Babe I wasn't I like your shirt-"
• She likes to watch you squirm when she does compliment you
• or hold your hand
• or just be soft
• she gets sof when you get sof
• and the only time you get soft
• is when you've had a bad day, it's past 12, or you're sleepy
• NOT TIRED
• She learned the hard way that tired and sleepy were not the same thing
• One time, she texted you back kate- like 3am late bc she randomly woke up
• and it woke you up
• and you were full on sof girl at this point
• let names left and right, expressing your feelings in your half asleep state
• Minas almost in tears bro it's so fucking cute
• And then you're like 'I'm falling asleep :(- I missed you tho, I'll talk to you tomorrow baby'
(Insert love reaction image)
• and you regretting it in the morning
• and being utterly embarrassed that night
• if you've had a bad day tho- and the urge to be held overwhelms everything else, it doesnt matter
• you'll walk into her arms and out your head on her shoulder
• She'll stroke your hair or run her fingers through it as she holds you
• You're not in the hero course- you're in a support course that leads to a special team of fighters
• detectives and hand to hand combat and junk like that
• like special ops
• and she thinks it's the coolest shit EVER
• Because training there can be just as harsh as hero training
• and theres not really the use of quirks on a large scale
• but she's seen the bruises and scrapes from training
• she'll always ask the story behind it
• one time, training ranged the school
• and you were in the fucking ceiling
• you just happened to be above 1A (unbeknownst to you) when your target was pinged
"Keep damage to a minimum and take your target out,"
"Sir yes sir-" and through the ceiling you go. "Target sighted!"
And boom :)
You didn't even know it was her classroom until after the man you just knocked down was taken care of.
"Mr. Aizawa, " you nod, "sorry for the interruption,"
"No problem, you teacher told me it was happening."
You nod again, habitually looking behind you. "Oh, hey Mina."
"Hey babe," she smiles. "That was really cool,"
"I know, because I did it."
A few moments later theres someone at the door. "That's a pass cadet, let's go."
"Bye Mina, see you later."
• so this means Mina doesnt see you in class :(
• That makes her sad :(
• So instead she just rambles about you
• and how great you are
• And your dates
• Your dates consist of-
- Museum trips bc you're a nerd
- Park trips
- Hiking
- movies
- arcade trips
- Mall trips
- going to a thrift store and picking out dumb outfits and then going to dinner
- Sitting and cuddling in eachother respective dorms
• speaking of that
• its really cute actually
• yall live in different dorm buildings
• does that stop you?? No.
• depending on the day yall will visit.
• You'll walk up the steps of the Class 1A dorm, ignoring the people sitting on the chairs on the deck
• she's usually waiting by the door, practically vibrating with excitement
• and when you open the door, she's jumping in your arms
• everyone's always 🥺
• secret jealousy
• And when she comes over
• she hums as she walks the path to your building
• you're usually waiting on the porch for her
• sitting in a rocking chair, feet up and against the pillar
• she'll grin from the path and bound up the stairs
"Hey baby,"
"Hello hello," you stand up and meet her lips for a quick kiss
"Good day?"
"It'll be better in a little bit," you mumble, taking her hand
• You've got plants on your dorm porch so sometimes Mina likes to just chill outside with you
• especially when it's raining
• PLAYING IN THE RAIN
• P L A Y I N G IN THE RAIN
• Running around, occasionally slipping, laughing your asses off
• just all around campus
• splashing and jumping in puddles
• which will eventually lead to kissing in the rain (absolutely initiated by mina)
• it's always fun getting drenched
• cuddling w her is always fun
• she's the softest cuddler in the world
• she plays w your hair
• Rubs your back
• she's very handsy
• she'll tell you how pretty you are and how happy she is with you
• and then she'll roast you
• it's a prefect balance!!!
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2-player-game · 4 years
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Critical role Mighty Nein relationship headcanons
Jester Lavorre 
• Very very touchy and clingy
• Like she loves you so much
• Never wants to leave your side
• She was definitely the one to ask you out, she almost cried when you said yes.
• She sometimes brags to others about having such a wonderful s/o
• She loves to play with your hair and it's even better when you mess with hers
• Buys you so many pastries
• You better be prepared to bake with her on free days
• Expect a lot of gifts from her. She loves to spoil you.
• Jester is known to be great at cheering people up in her own special way! So if you're ever feeling down, she'll pick you right up and make you feel better!
• Tickle fights are a must. Sometimes she'll just walk up to you in a tavern or inn and tickle you.
• You two often cuddle. Like a lot. When you do her tail wraps around you and she snuggles into your neck or literally just anywhere close. Beware of her horns though. They make the experience a lot less enjoyable.
• Overall: 10/10 girlfriend, would date 100%
Mollymauk Tealeaf
• Molly is a very flirty individual, so he definitely asked you out with some kind of pickup line or convinced you.
• This man absolutely loves to flirt and tease you. Just to see your reaction. He finds you adorable.
• Please hug him, he loves physical touch. And he becomes touch starved sometimes, so he'll need a hug, or even just to hold your hand.
• No matter how many times he'll flirt with a bartender go get a free drink or he'll jokingly flirt with another member of the nein. He loves you. He really does and he could never imagine losing you. Please don't leave him.
• He's like a human heater, so whenever you're cold cuddles or even just a hug is the best.
• He loves to do tarot readings for you or even just tell your fortune. It's a delight to watch you in surprise on how accurate
• Cuddles are similar to Jesters, they're absolutely wonderful, his tail wraps around you. He holds you close and it's warm and soft and lovely. But his horns and dangly earrings and jewelry get in the way.
• He loves to take you to parties or special events to see you dress up. But you look beautiful in anything!
• Loves to spoil you, you've been looking at that nice necklace in the shop? Boom, it's yours. Always wanted to try this dessert? He just bought it and you're sharing it with him now. It's amazing.
• He cares for you so much, you have to put up with his cockiness, his panic attacks over his memory, his many nightmares and just him. He's grateful for you and loves you so so much.
• Best boy needs some love, love him even with his flaws, his scars, his pain.
Nott The Brave
• Nott much to say here, an absolutely wonderful girlfriend
• She loves to steal little trinkets and gifts to give to you. Most are really shiny some are just cool things she thinks you would like.
• She loves it when you pick her up, like just putting her on your shoulder, or swinging her around. It's just amazing.
• Hugs are a little difficult if there is a height difference, but they're always appreciated.
• She loves it when you play with her hair. From braiding it to just running your hands through it is absolutely wonderful.
• Going on dates can be difficult. So most 'dates' are just seeing who can steal the best item from a shop. Most of the time Nott wins though.
• One time she made a flower crown for you. That's not too important but I just think it's cute.
• She's absolutely adorable and craves attention a lot. She's rather touch starved.
• If you're ever hurt, no matter what's going on she'll help you as quick as she possibly can. Doing whatever she can as long as you don't die she'll be fine.
• If you love to cook, then she'll BEG for your cooking whenever she has a chance too. No matter how bad she loves it either way. Especially when you cook her some meat.
• You really mean a lot to her. No one other than Caleb has been so nice to her in a long time.
Fjord
• Please wear this mans clothing. He finds it really cute. He'll never admit it.
• Fjord loves to take you on dates near the beach or water. If you're up for it even on a boat or swimming in a lake.
• If you can't swim prepare to be taught for as long as it takes. Even if it takes days to even get you in the water this boy it determined to let you see he beauty of the ocean.
• Though he believes you're much more beautiful than the ocean
• He loves it when you compliment him. And he returns compliments with whatever you prefer, gifts, affection, or more compliments. It's up to you.
• If you like to ride in boats, he likes to take you to a lake, get an open boat and just spend the night in that small boat. Sometimes you two fall asleep on the beautiful lake. Some nights you stay up and watch the sun rise.
• You better believe he plays with your hair, it calms him down so much and it's wonderful. Have a shaved head or no hair at all? He just holds your hand and traces shapes on the top of it instead! Still calming and great!
• Soft morning kisses are everything to this man. Especially when he's just woken up and he's greeted with a lovely kiss from you.
• Cuddles take time to work out, he's always a little stiff at first but soon eases into it and accepts his fate before never wanting to leave.
• Your first kiss with him was a little weird at first with his teeth and all and he's always a little awkward with that stuff. But it ended up being amazing. It was probably an accident or you initiated it.
• This green boi will love you forever and never wants to lose you. He doesn't trust anyone more than you.
Yasha
• As you may know, Yasha is very tall and strong, which is absolutely wonderful.
• She loves to pick you up, or just embrace you in any way she can.
• Before you two actually started dating she was really awkward and sometimes even blushed around you. It was honestly adorable to watch her fumble her words and try to speak to you.
• If you're on the weaker side she's really gentle with you and does everything in her power to not hurt you.
• If anyone is every mean to you like in a serious way and it's hurting you she will go into rage mode and stop whatever is going on.
• Really soft and kind to you. Very very soft. And probably does your makeup if you wear it.
• Most likely wants to adopt a cat with you because they're lovely and can also be great hunters. But if not Frumpkin will have to do.
• Compliment this woman, please. She really needs to feel special. She'd really appreciate it!
• Cuddles are amazing, she just holds you tightly and makes you feel safe. It's always very calmly to be in her arms.
• She's actually a pretty good kisser, but it takes some time for her to actually initiate the kiss and let her become a little more dominant.
• Once bought matching necklaces and you refuse to take it off.
• If you're up to it she would absolutely love to train with you, if not you could at least stay for moral support!!
Beauregard Lionette
• Beauregard is definitely a wonderful girlfriend when you look at it.
• She has lean muscles, so they're not tough or firm, great for cuddles!
• She's strong like Yasha so she can pick you up and just hold you or hug you and spin you around. Strong girls are the best.
• Train with this woman. Please. She loves it. The second you get too hurt though she's ready to heal you or do whatever she can to make you feel better.
• This girl protects you as much as she can. She never wants you to leave her side, she needs you to be safe. It scares her sometimes what could happen to you.
• Sometimes you trim up her undercut and make it look more professional and just give her a haircut in general.
• If you're ever severely injured in battle, she'll blame herself for not being there to protect you.
• You have to reassure her and kiss her and hug her a lot just to make her feel better.
• Spoil Beau and you'll have her for the rest of her life, she's never been spoiled before and it makes her feel special. She'll return the favor with love.
• She could truly never imagine losing you, and if that did happen she would never feel whole again. She loves you more than she loves herself.
Caleb Widogast
• This relationship took some time to form, like a long time. Caleb's shy nature and fear of caring for people doesnt work well when he gained a little crush on you.
• Once it did happen, you were very patient and did everything in your power to make Caleb more comfortable.
• Frumpkin absolutely adores you. Whenever Caleb saw that you were sad or if you were injured he would send Frumpkin over to cuddle with you.
• When you two start to get very close, he loves to read with you, or do book trades. He'll give you an interesting book while you struggle to find a book he hasn't read yet. It's a struggle sometimes but it's the best
• This man gets very flustered when you surprised him with affection. A quick peck on the lips when he's not expecting it? He goes completely red in the face and stutters a lot.
�� He tries to clean himself up a little if you don't like the way he smells. But that won't stop him from being dirty.
• Some days he doesn't think he deserves you and you need to reassure him that you love him no matter his background, no matter the way he looks or his personality because he's truly the perfect person for you.
• If you don't know magic, but want to learn it, Caleb would absolutely love to teach you! And if you do know magic, you two could nerd out about it together!
• Caleb has some trouble when it comes to physical touch since he's not sued to it.
• Whenever you hug him, he'll become super stiff before you tell him that it's okay and he calms down a little. He tries to do better but he's just not used to it, so be patient with him!
• Holding his hand is the best way to calm him down or put him to sleep on those sleepless nights where all he wants to do it read or study. Holding you close late at night is one of his favorite things to do.
• If you wear his clothes expect him to get really flustered, he finds it absolutely adorable because most of his clothes are really big on him or they're ripped or destroyed.
• Sometimes when he's next to you while reading he'll fall asleep on your shoulder and you are now stuck in that spot until he wakes up.
Caduceus Clay
• Very soft, what can I say? He's absolutely wonderful.
• Makes you tea, like almost always.
• If you like gardening? Perfect, this boy will make a portable garden for traveling, or when you settle into a home you two basically have a farm.
• No scratch that you guys definitely have a farm, including animals, and a mushroom/moss garden.
• He loves it when you pet his head or play with his hair, he leans into your touch and smiles softly.
• He often hums little song when you two are cuddling. It's very soothing.
• He likes to set up little picnic dates with the food you two grow. He's so pure and it's honestly the cutest thing ever.
• If you're ever sick, he knows exactly how to make the medication to make you feel better! He will do anything in his power to make you healthier and keep you going!
• He gives really nice hugs, it's like he puts energy into these hugs and they can immediately cheer someone up.
• If you want to he really wants a family, but if not he respects your opinion and is fine with getting some more animals as family because they're still wonderful.
• Whenever he makes a new kind of tea you're always the first one to try it with him.
• He's truly a wonderful boyfriend, 10/10. Please love him he could never lose you.
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daydream-disposal · 3 years
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With you (it feels like home)
It's their first Valentine's Day together. Steve doesn't know what to do since he never dated anyone before. He is all bark no bite, everyone knows that. But now he's dating Eli, his best friend and the person he cares about the most, so it has to be special.
He takes notes of everything Eli mentions on the week before, gift ideas, favorite food, favorite places,... But Eli is a simple guy. He agrees on doing anything, on going anywhere.
"It doesnt matter, as long as I'm with you" he says. It's cute, but it doesn't help.
Steve thinks and thinks again and now he's getting desperate. He turns to Jim, Toby, Shannon and Krel for help, since they understand all this dating thing better.
"I don't know, last year I gave Claire some chocolate and we cooked dinner together. Nothing too fancy, just for us."
"That's crazy, don't do that. I surprised Darci with flowers and a romantic dinner on her favorite restaurant."
"I took my girlfriend to her favorite place: the mall. It was very boring but she enjoyed it."
"On my planet- COUNTRY! On my country we give Amare-18 to the people we love so they can upgrade their ship sistems... But here I would serenade them! Music is lively!"
Okay. So that didn't help much since all of them said different things. Still, Steve was panicking so he took all their advices.
He went by the stores downtown to buy the fanciest chocolate and the prettiest bouquet of flowers. Are Amare-18... books? Steve doesn't know but he buys a few comics he knew Eli would enjoy anyway.
Eli's favorite place was this spot by the creek in the forest, where they always went camping. This was perfect, since Steve couldn't cook to save his life and trying to book a table on their favorite restaurant was impossible this time of year. He bought all their favorite snacks and hoped it was enough.
"It's the thought that counts." he murmured to himself, even though he didn't really think that. Eli deserved a lot more that he could ever dream of giving. But he tried.
Steve went home and packed everything, analising. What else did he need? Oh, music! Steve didn't touch his guitar in ages now, but he knew the perfect song, he just needed to practice a little.
Tomorrow had to be the perfect day.
The next afternoon, Steve went to their spot in the forest and set everything up with the help of Seamus, who was his only single (and available) friend.
"Okay, I'll stay here so no one messes with your stuff while you go shower and pick him up."
"Thanks man. I really appreciate it."
"No prob, dude. I still think he's a nerd but I'm happy to see that you're happy."
Steve smiled to his friend and went home. He showered and put on fancy but comfortable clothes.
He drives to Eli's house, ringing the bell when he gets there.
"Mom, I'm going out with Steve. I'll be back tomorrow!" he heard Eli shouting from the inside. The door swung open a few seconds later.
"Hey babe! Are you ready?" Steve asks, opening the car door for Eli.
"Yes! Wait, where are we going again?"
"Uhh, camping?"
"Then why are you dressed like this? Should I change into something more fancy?" Eli looked down at his clothes. Just his normal everyday clothes. Steve feels bad not telling him, but it's supposed to be a surprise.
"Don't worry about it, you're perfect." Steve gives him a quick peck.
They get in the car and Steve drives in silence, nervous as to what Eli is going to think.
"I need you to close your eyes." Steve asks his boyfriend as they get to the spot and out of the car. Steve gives Seamus a thumbs up and his friend does the same, already leaving.
"Why? What's happening, Steve?" Eli looks around trying to understand.
"Just trust me. Please."
Eli doesn't even think. He trusts him. He holds Steve's hands and closes his eyes. They walk a bit further, Eli can't hear anything other than the sound of crackling fire and the crunch of the leaves as they step on it.
"Okay, you can open now!"
Eli opens his eyes and gets shocked at everything he sees.
A big picnic towel spread on the ground, pillows, snacks and gifts perfectly placed on it. A cozy campfire. A guitar? He didn't know Steve played the guitar.
They sit down next to each other on the picnic towel, Eli placing his backpack next to him.
Steve grabs the gifts and hands it to Eli.
"Happy Valentine's day! I hope you like it" Steve says softly.
Eli smells the bouquet admiring all the pretty flowers. He opens the second gift, his favorite chocolate and comic books.
"You didn't have to..."
"Yes, I did. You deserve everything. Also I panicked and couldn't choose just one thing"
Eli laughed.
"It's okay, this is perfect. But now I feel a little stupid" Eli gets a wrinkled gift from his backpack, handing it to Steve.
"I didn't know what to do too, so I just made you this... Happy Valentine's day."
Steve opens the gift carefully, examining it. It's a tag necklace and two matching bracelets. Both read their initials and 'Creepslayerz' followed by a heart shape.
It touches Steve deep inside. Who would've thought that something so simple could be so meaningful?
"I know you're not really a jewelry person but..."
"No, I'm gonna wear it forever! I love it!" Steve puts it on immediately, even holding Eli's hand and placing the matching bracelet on him too.
"By the way, I have one more surprise"
"Steve, stop, what is it?" Eli asks a little mad. There was really no need for all of this, he would've been fine with just hanging out.
"Calm down, it's just a song that makes me think of you."
Steve gets the guitar, closes his eyes and starts playing and singing.
"Middle of nowhere, lights burning low. Under the moon, sings the radio" He opens his eyes to look at Eli's eyes, smiling.
"Runaways out here, like we were kids. Don't know what we want, but we know we want this"
Eli recognizes it now. It's the song that was playing on the radio the first time they went camping, when they were just friends. Steve told him before, that was the day he realized he had feelings for him.
"I'll go to the ends of the earth, ends of the earth with you. I'll be home here, if I end up, if I end up with you" they sing together, looking at each other.
It feels warm, soft, cozy... It feels like home.
"What do you want to do now?" Steve asks when they finish the song.
"This." Eli holds him close and they share a passionate kiss. Steve holds his face, Eli's arms on his neck.
"And now S'mores!!" Eli breaks the kiss and grabs the marshmallow on the snack pile.
They laugh, eat, sing, and just enjoy the rest of their camping date.
Steve spent all this time worrying about expensive gifts, perfect places and, after all, Eli was right.
It didn't matter, as long as they were together.
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