#do it mitch do it

[qqueenofhades]

Looks like Mitch it stepping down from leadership in November. Of course he'll be serving out the rest of his term until January because Satan himself would have to shuffle this absolute sack of bones and slime off this mortal coil before he gives up ALL his power. Wonder which unholy minion of Dump will take over for him...

Oh man, Mitch must be like, actively dissolving into a puddle of toxic black slime if he's remotely willing to step down/remove himself from power in the slightest degree before he literally dies at a press conference. Which, for the record, I think he should do. It would be hilarious and literally the least of what this country deserves in repayment for all the evil he's been responsible for wreaking on it.

We should also not forget, however, that Mitch is likewise well aware that his brand of hyper-competent, surface-level respectable evil is toast, and he's obligingly getting out of the way for the full-on frothing-mouth looney MAGAs to take over. We can at least hope that his replacement will be so busy sucking up to Trump and saying insane things that they'll have no ability to actually use the system and work behind the scenes to do evil things, as good ol' Addison Mitchell McConnell III has been so good at doing for his entire tenure. Die in a fire after flipping Trump both middle fingers, fuckwad. You're already on your way out, you've got nothing to lose. But will you? No.

#jcams88 #ask #politics for ts #it would be really funny if mcconnell now just totally let rip on trump #but he won't #because he is a pathetic sack of shit who literally has no other interest than supreme power #he hates trump but he will still use that power in trump's favor and step aside to clear the route for one of trump's worst lackeys #but yeah if he's actually stepping down he's gotta be like literally dying as we speak #do it mitch do it

[pokedcheck]

#the question will always be what can he NOT do #mitch marner #leafs lb

[swampthingking]

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you #andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech #pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image #at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up #andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine #they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good #they were sooooo wrong #because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought #for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’ #he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS #he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills #one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’ #when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’ #unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him #and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way #he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me #they’ve threatened to change his password so many times #they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended #and he made a new account out of pure spite #his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image #and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then #(he knows he’s the best goalie) #ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back #andrew minyard #aftg #tfc #trk #tkm #the foxhole court #all for the game

[tkachukisms]

my mind is a beautiful place full of love | last post :)

#in order of appearance: #mitch marner #jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #quinn hughes #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #sam bennett #matthew tkachuk #matt rempe #jack eichel #jake oettinger #devin cooley #nhl #aaannddd as per usual here: #drygras #mcdrai #whatever the fuck jack and connor are called #mattdrai #hockey textposts #shouldve def been tagging that before for muting purposes oops apologies hkyblr #kiers.txt #its so funny how long these take me. i consider every one so heavily. ive had the bamboo posts saved for so long for this #i dont even give a shit about trevor zegras man. i just knew what i had to do #ANYWAY! PLAYOFFS START DAY! WHOOOO UP! #wish i could get high in honor. sadly i live in a nightmare #i could elaborate about the fucked up driving posts i will keep giving leon. but i don't think i will #context is for me. And my wonderful mind

[starlightseraph]

credit: sculder.and.mully on ig

#should the original creator see this: i credited your ig but feel free to message me if you want me to take this down! i totally understand! #‘mywife is soft nd ilikeher’ is literally mulder about scully #he literally doesn’t know what to do with himself when she’s not around he just waits for her to get back #oh skinner my little exasperated cutie #the x files #x files #txf #msr #gillian anderson #dana scully #david duchovny #fox mulder #mitch pileggi #walter skinner #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[austronauts]

so tyson barrie’s wedding photographer/videographer posted an instagram reel of highlights from the #gettingbarried nhl met gala and mitch is in two distinct scenes and in both he is so…utterly mitch marner that i need to share

in the very front row watching tyson and his wife kiss, yelling and clapping very loudly like a drunk seal in his large hat

drunk and shirtless in his hat with some random man’s tie around his neck (i hope for his sake it was sid’s. i hope for sid’s sake it wasn’t sid’s)

conclusion: mitchell daniel marner please never change

#mitch marner #there’s also a split second of jt and nate doing shotskis together #tyson barrie #mitch….he was really drunk off his ass all weekend and i love that for her

[yappyappyapp]

babe, only you.

jack hughes x reader

to feed my jack obsession recently, here’s a bit of angst and fluff (no mature content). please, enjoy.

also: there’s no proofread, so..

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you found yourself always wondering; “am i good enough for him?”, “do i deserve him?”. comments had been lashed out earlier this evening to darken those already eerie thoughts that you fought so hard to not reside with. a long, long stay.

jack came into the room, that was the man that’s ‘in love with you’. those thoughts slashed at your mind little cuts kept wracking your head. the trance you were in was broken by your lovers lips lovingly placed onto your head, and you felt the couch slightly dip when he sat down beside you. his arm snaked around your shoulders and pulled you close to him, your head lying on his shoulder.

no one questioned if he did enough in this relationship. no one made snarky comments on how he was so quiet, how he looked like he never put enough effort into how he showed his love, but they did to you. and it was torture trying to hit those thoughts out of your brain. every single one of those comments lingered for longer and longer each time someone made another.

“what’s wrong?”

his soft voice lingered in the room as he ran his calloused hands up and down your arm. the television was playing in the background, an old re-run of big bang theory, muted, but with subtitles.

“jack, it’s just,” you started, why couldn’t you form words. a pang in your heart stung against your chest. “i don’t deserve you.” you whispered, he froze, eyes straying from the tv and to your slumped form against him.

“what makes you think that?” he murmured, his blue eyes connected with your glossy (e/c) ones.

“i- im not good enough-“ you were cut off by a sweet kiss to the lips. “don’t talk like that. i don’t care if your quiet, i don’t care what people say about our relationship, (y/n)!” he exclaimed. “people don’t know you, and how lucky i am to actually know and to be with you. i thank anyone in the skies above that they let me hold your hands. you are everything, my universe, my world. don’t let people tear into you.”

he rubbed his hands up and down your spine as you sobbed painfully into his chest, dampening his shirt.

the thoughts were still there, but at least you had someone to guide you along this long and winding road.

“i love you.”

#hockey #hockey boys #jack hughes #new jersey devils #puck #fanfic #jack hughes x reader #i love them so much it’s so crazy they are so hot and beautiful and good with kids total husband material for me omg ogmgog gogmfofm #anyway. good vibes only this brings me so much joy.. theyre so soft and sweet...... #angst with a happy ending #fluff #send help #toronto maple leafs #mitch marner #quinn hughes #what am i doing #hughes brothers #luke hughes #nhl players #nhl hockey #nhl #nhl imagine #nhl all star 2024

[teex]

#it still intrigues me! i am doing mitchleon research over here i am perusing #mitchleon #leon draisaitl #mitch marner #nhl #oilers #leafs #oyb gifs

[sergeifyodorov]

hkyblr babygirl of the year tracker

2021-22: cale makar. conn smythe winner. norris winner. perfect rosy cheeked boy. this was when we all decided the avs were Great! and they had a really good cup run so everyone flocked to the standout (cale)

2022-23: matthew tkachuk. hart nominee. conn smythe failure. traded in the summer and basically drove the entirety of the panthers to their playoff spot (after which he and bobrovsky took em to the cup final). further accelerated by the inexplicable arrival of mainstream mattdrai (possibly due to the penguins' downfall and the lessening popularity of sidgeno).

2023-24: currently a very close race.

POTENTIAL CANDIDATES

connor mcdavid. currently in Girl Failure mode (although short trends suggest he might be So Back) as the oilers are burning down (or maybe So Back)

quinn hughes. currently in Beloved Child Of God mode (named captain. new girlfriend. unreasonably high on-ice shooting percentage)

marc-andre fleury. already beloved, but this kind of is his swan song year. used it to stand up to the nhl's bullshit

jeremy swayman (accusations of homosexuality + mustache)

mitch marner (always on this list let's be honest)

#connor mcdavid #mitch marner #quinn hughes #cale makar #matthew tkachuk #marc andre fleury #jeremy swayman #we should put nikita kucherov on this list. do we not want to fuck with the creepy eyes or

[qqueenofhades]

Going to cautiously posit that if they're moving toward calling Kentucky for Beshear (incumbent Democratic governor) in a blindingly red state Trump won by 30 points, in an off-year election, about 30 minutes after polls close statewide, that is a Good Sign.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #still ohio and virginia to watch #but the twitter hellmachine seems confident of beshear's chances in KY #which #i mean #kentucky: home of mitch fucking mcconnell and rand paul and 30 point trump margins #i fucking hate election night it always stresses me out #and this is not remotely as bad as it will be at this time next year #but yes #maybe we can get some hard data that people do indeed continue to vote for democrats/abortion rights at overperforming levels #and get people to shut up for 2 seconds about garbage polls #i dream for far too much but yes

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

it's 20 degrees btw

#(celsius) #my art #i felt like drawing harry again and his looks lately have been making me so happy #i mean when haven't they really #i feel the need to clarify bc i used to do a lot of tracing line art but this is freehand !! #ever since i got an ipad last year i've gotten a lot better at drawing digitally #i followed that one ref pic of him with this puffer and then kinda looked at the pic of him and mitch and sarah for the mouth #i always enjoy playing around with shadows and how one tiny little line has an enormous impact on the whole picture

[tiger-balm]

@ mapleleafs: were greening from ear to ear 🍀

#posting this bc i love when their socials team has them do fun little transition edit videos #someone on twitter said in the last frame you can see the poor socials admin who had to explaim to them how the transitions work 😭 #toronto maple leafs #auston matthews #morgan rielly #mitch marner #john tavares #*

[eastoncowan]

i want this image tattooed on the backs of my eyelids

#toronto maple leafs #marner wedding #mitch marner #frederik andersen #auston matthews #michael bunting #joe thornton #i adore all of them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #freddie looks so gorgeous #i can’t do this today

[tradetobest]

i drew this in JANUARYYYYY but i dont think i posted it here for some reason???? i didnt touch it up so have raw january art

#my art #toronto maple leafs #mitch marner #tyler bertuzzi #yeah i think its throuple mitch bert auston art but WHY?? liek what did i do this for

[pinkyjulien]

▶ Wilding

One of the most common "rituals" in the nomad community is called (by the anti-nomad media) "wilding". Wilding is when a group of nomads, usually all youths, venture into static society to "see what it's all about." It is a fairly new occurence in the nomad community, but has gained an increasing interest among the youth. Despite the name and media portrayal, most wildings are peaceful and boring. ━ NeoTribes, page 21

Valentin & Mitch | 670/??

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #OTP: High Voltage #MLM #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #SOME LORE TIIIIME UWU #I love grabbing inspiration from the source books #and ever since I first read about Wildings I been OBSESSED #Valentin's parents actually met during a wilding :3 his mom is a citygirl! and got seduced by his dad who's a born nomad eheh #she joined him when their clan were ready to move #and later on with the Caldos I love the idea of them doing it too :> #of course these pics were taken in Dogtown BUT #-canonly- in my canon it's in Arizona ofcofc #I love dogtown cause I imagine that's what most big nomad market looks like too right #ough just AAAWAAAAAAAAAA

[adelphenium]

i want you to know i love your art so much that practically every time im on tumblr i go to your page in case i somehow missed a new piece. thank you for sharing your beautiful art!!

this is so sweet !!!!!! aaaaah !!!! thank you for your love, it really means a lot 🥹💖

here's a little something for you!! it's an old 1634 piece i never got around to posting, based on @tinyhockey's wonderful corporate auston + mermitch au ideas :')

#i have another piece in this au but i want to (eventually) work on some more updated pieces to do justice to cam's characterizations :D #ask! #hockey art #yjart #hockey rpf #hrpf #marnsthews #1634 #auston matthews #mitch marner