#do i even tag this?

[tinfairies]

Scent kink is so strong rn.

There's no way that Luffy bathes more than once or twice a week. Probably only ever when they dock somewhere and when Sanji, Robin and Nami demand he go to the bathhouse.

(let's be real Zoro, Franky and Usopp don't bathe much either, Chopper is a literal animal and Brook is a skeleton so that leaves Sanji, Nami and Robin being the cleanest of the crew)

Anyway I digress.

Luffy is a stinky boy and needs a bath and I will gladly lick his cock and balls clean for him.

I'm only half joking...

#tin talks #Do I even tag this? #Do I let everyone see my depravity? #Ya know what I've had 2 margaritas tonight I think I'll make this everyone's problem #one piece smut #luffy smut #opla smut #op smut #scent kink

[pharawee]

Hm. So to be completely honest I don't think I'm vibing with My Stand-In as much as I thought I would. The series is beautifully filmed and everyone is doing a beautiful job but I just can't get into this trope of one half of the couple treating the other - really kind - half like shit.

I even went so far as to read up on novel spoilers and apparently that's the main trope of the novel? And it's part of a whole novel series of 'tops' hurting 'their bottoms' before everyone gets their happily ever after?

That's... really not for me.

Even just watching this second ep made me so upset for Joe and I immediately latched onto the love rival for my own peace of mind. 🤣

I guess we all have tropes that squick us out. I can watch Love Syndrome no problem (which is weird because it has similar tropes - maybe it's because it's far less realistic) and I actually do like angst and tragedy but for some reason... nope, the vibe just isn't there.

I'll continue watching because I love YDDS and I love all the actors involved (and if there's even one frame of Winner Tanatat I'll make a gifset out of it). And maybe I'm just in a weird state of mind right now and can't enjoy the show for what it is. Maybe once we're back in the present and Ming will change his ways I'll start liking it more - but right now it's really difficult for me to feel compassionate for someone who's so manipulative with his partner. It's just a pet peeve of mine. :((

#jane watches stuff #do i even tag this? #i don't want to be all negative about the show #i mean the show is brilliant #it's just not for me right now #and idk thinking back i definitely had empathy towards manipulative characters before #so idk why this hits me so hard #maybe it just really do be that way #my stand in #my stand in the series

[ginkgocrown]

ok so @extrashortshorts has this cute one piece AU where buggy is a caterpillar and my partner is obsessed with it so I made him a buggy plush… thank you tumblr user extra short shorts you’re our hero

#do I even tag this?

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FINALLY. NINJAGO MOVIE TICKLE HEADCANONS. I HAVE DONE IT...

They need some laughter. They'll been through a lot. It's stress relief!

Also, they are all little shits! We love that for them. /pos

I'd like to think it all started with Kai. He just wanted a fun way to bond with his friends. He loves his bros, so he sneaks tickles in whenever possible!

Cole's lifting weights? Or has headphones in and not listening? Poke right under the arm.

Lloyd won't stop complaining about a quiz? Scribbles to distract him!

Kai is, honestly, terrified of messing with Zane. (He hesitates, but he still does mess with him. Zane's trying to calculate something for math? It's a perfect chance to find out if his neck is ticklish!)

Speaking of Zane, he is tough to crack. Not because he can hold it in, but because he's hardly ticklish anywhere.

In the midst of a tickle fight, Kai tried to drag him into it. Zane didn't react, which then prompted everyone to stop what they were doing to try and find a singular spot that made Zane smile.

They came out unsuccessful.

...Until, that is, Zane needed repairing. He has a stomach and back hatch, usually Jay does the repairs when needed because Dr. Julian (Zane's dad) does not know about ninja business. (However, Zane is capable of doing self-repairs. He doesn't let most people touch him. It's more of a trust exercise if he lets anyone go anywhere near his hardware.) Nya teams up with him too sometimes. It was by complete accident for Jay to careful shift some plating, which he was petrified by at first in fear of hurting his friend, until Zane let out a surprised giggle.

The next few pokes weren't quite accidents anymore.

(Zane still lets him do "repairs" sometimes... and those sometimes had times where he didn't even need supposed "repairs". He just wanted a couple tickles!)

It became glaringly obvious that Zane had a ticklish back, it was just a hard to reach spot.

Jay, poor guy, is one of the most ticklish people you'll ever meet. He may even be more ticklish than Lloyd!

From most ticklish to least ticklish is Jay, Lloyd, Kai, Cole, Nya, Zane.

Kai has so much fun messing with Jay. Nothing downright mean, unless it's provoked, but he can tell Jay likes the attention.

Jay jumps at everything, he's a very anxious lad. So jumping at sneaky pokes and devious fingers is a welcome change.

Albeit very embarrassing. He's incredibly squirmy, and can't say the word "tickle" in certain circumstances. It's very endearing.

Do not underestimate his gremlin side though. Once he gets comfortable, he will fight back. He is very quick and nimble, he'll skitter anywhere he can reach. (Lightning fast, some may say. Ba Dum Tsk.)

Nya is soft with him, because of course she is. Which makes it tickle worse, Jay swears it does.

He hides his blush with his scarf all the time!

Cole... Cole will just hold it in, pretending it doesn't bug him. He's too good at keeping a poker face. Tickling? Not a weakness he has, is what he claims.

You just have to know the right place and right time to get him. Surprise attacks? He'll be caught off guard, good. Rough tickles or soft tickles? A hybrid mix, keeping him on his toes, also good. But getting his weak spots? Those tiny little spots that people would glance over?? That will get him really good.

But he'll destroy anyone who dares even try to poke him, he's rather someone to break up a tickle fight or start tickling someone else rather than being on the receiving end.

(The ninja have teamed up on him at some point, and he's never laughed so much in his entire life.)

Kai doesn't necessarily mind tickling, he's the one who inserted it into the dynamic in the first place.

This does not stop him from claiming he's not ticklish, though. It's his way of inviting some mischief. Everyone knows he's lying, and he's lying to get them to do something.

That's why they make him admit it. Which he actually is flustered by.

Lloyd, Jay, and Kai are all nervous gigglers.

Cole, Kai, and Jay do snort. Then again, Jay makes every sound known and unknown to mankind when he's being tickled.

Cole pounds and kicks the ground when tickled, and it does cause minor earthquakes.

The tips of Kai's hair do catch on fire when he's experiencing Intense-Tickling-Symptoms.

Lloyd gets all hiccupy if you get him good, which is very easy, and he eventually will tilt his head back and just laugh. It's a very fond sight, little tears in his eyes and stupidly big smile.

Nya would rather try to do an escape room underwater than get caught admitting anything embarrassing.

She's ruthless and knows how to win fights by playing dirty. (Which she claims she would never! Least not without good reason, such as if she were losing...)

Kai knows all her weak points, though. Knows the buttons to push. He spends a good majority of the time teasing her more than actually tickling her.

Now, Garmadon has four arms. Naturally, you see where I'm going with this.

Lloyd and Garmadon try to get along in a way only an evil warlord and a simultaneously bullied and idolized teenager could. That means they go through a lot of bonding activities. Garmadon saw Lloyd get poked once and was curious about it from then on.

Needless to say, Garmadon found one of his favorite ways to bond - and mess around - with Lloyd. All he had to do was lightly scribble his very soft human skin and he was giggling away! It was very satisfying. He may not have been able to take down the Green Ninja, but this would do nicely.

It reminds him of a time when him and Wu didn't fight. (Which then spurred on a train of thought if Wu was still ticklish, but Garmadon hasn't attempted. YET that is, he so will! Just not yet. He's still a mastermind who loves scheming!)

Garmadon has, in fact, attempted to tickle Lloyd's ninja friends before. All with varying degree's of success.

I have more thoughts but here are some headcanons!!

I need to write a tickle fic with them, I love them so much!

#pandas speaks #ninjago thoughts #do i even tag this? #sure why not! #ninjago tickle #the lego ninjago movie tickles #ninjago tickles #i just finished reading a 70k ninjago fanfic that's still ongoing... #i am thinking about them A LOT

[thenerdestsquirrel]

Posting my October drawings this year? Maybe! If I remember!

#do I even tag this? #my art #i guess

[knightpunks]

So..

a bizarro treasure hunter, an italian chef, a destruction worker, a paramilitary battle treasurem’n, and an overworked office worker walk into a bar

#do i even tag this? #.. eh. why not. #wario #pizza tower #antonblast #treasure tech #susan taxpayer

[sincerelyyoursg]

anyways looks like if i don't text first we're not talking today

#fucking bitch #do i even tag this? #love life of a teen girl ✧.*

[nessie-bessie]

heyo, who are your favorite clone high characters? And do you take requests?

Hi!

My top favorite Clone High character currently is Confucius, but I also really like Joan, Frida, and Gandhi! Though the whole friend group is fun honestly.

He's just so sweet :( he deserves better too idc I will fight the world for this boy

I don't necessarily take requests? I just draw what I feel like mostly lol buuuut if you send me suggestions I may or may not draw them only if I like the idea enough :)))

#ask #gojifanphantom #do i even tag this? #eh #clone high #pls more confucius fans be my moot and we can adore him together im on my knees

[grandmother-goblin]

I think I’m finally gonna make the post about what Larian can REASONABLY do to make Wyll’s story more cohesive and engaging (I already find his story engaging, tbh, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t need work.)

And no, this post will not involve adding a pointless masquerade ball or fancy event. There are hooks already in place in the game that, if implemented, could potentially add hours of content for Wyll’s story.

And Wyll does NOT need a third rewrite. If he gets one, I guarantee everyone is gonna be more unhappy than they already are.

#do I even tag this? #grandmother goblin grumbles

[viperwhispered]

So, uh, I guess I really am down bad if during my dance class I'm like "I wonder if Jamil would approve / be proud of me" whenever I feel like I got a move right.

#ner talks #it's not like I'm doing anything super fancy but still #do I even tag this? #guess I will #kill the part of you that cringes #and all that #twisted wonderland #jamil viper

[critcallylowhp]

Can we bring back free the nipple and just snipe all the weirdos on sight?

Like, the whole movement wasn’t just about being completely topless (which I’m all for btw). It was also about not being ashamed to have your nipples poking through your shirt. Cause, surprise, people have nipples!

I remember when I broke my collarbone and was encouraged to not leave the house (I was 18) because I couldn’t put on a bra and therefore the shape of my nipples would be visible through shirts.

I was shamed for having a body that was recovering. I was sexualized by my own family members for having a body.

Anyway- just had that on my mind lol

#do I even tag this? #like #is tumblr gonna cry cause I said nipple #freethenipple #eh #there goes anyway

[iristhedeadflower]

(also i found this in my gallery, i mustve made this during an all nighter back in january and thought it was the funniest thing ever. in retrospect, i am so sorry)

#how do i even tag this #do i even tag this? #violetta #i remember the morning i watched this scene in english on loop simply the worst dubbed line ever probably

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[throesofincreasingwonder]

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

#original post #text post #500 #1k #2k #btw i know my definition of death of the author is loosey goosey here #it wasn't the main point so i went informal with it! as ppl in the tags have pointed out it isn't exact #and i do recommend reading the wikipedia article or similar (possibly even the essay itself if you're narsty) if you want to learn more! #wasn't expecting this to take off so my apologies to my barthes-heads out there #love you mwah #5k #10k #15k #20k

[facts-i-just-made-up]

#lotr #gandalf #big naturals gandalf #gandalf big naturals #dolly parton #unreality? #what do i even tag this #im going to hell