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Game-logic points to a lot of ways this would not have ended well. Thank gods the game is over and I like nice endings, so let's call this the Self-Indulgent Patch 0 Ending. It's got everything but hugs: Squid Beef, Bathrobes, Existential Eating Crisis, A Certain Illithid Finally Giving the Power of Friendship A Chance.

Maybe Game Squid wouldn't understand, but I like to think Silly Squid Buddy would understand.

It also took an embarrassing amount of time to figure out what Emps' get-out-of-bed outfit would be because I will never draw that overly-complicated armor ever again. Decided on bathrobes because cozy and BG3 One-Shot told me they exist and Gale can get Greygold 20.

Also I kept the egg for the dumbest of reasons. Jumped through some crazy logic hoops thinking Omeluum and Blurg would be involved in raising that egg and wanted to hand it to them personally at Baldur's Gate because I didn't like Esther's vibes and the other two seem like they had 'good dad' vibes. ALAS. Turns out their co-worker wanted to be mean to the egg so. Truly Greygold had always planned to make sure that dude never got his hands on another Githyanki Egg after their tadpole adventures, squidgold or not. Convenient that Greygold gets a free meal out of it. UNFORTUNATE TO LEARN 'YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT' IS A MINDFLAYER THING.

#ahhh I love this so much!!! #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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Either they're just being cute or they're doing wizard shit. Hard to tell with these two 🤔

#grandmother goblin grumbles #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #oc: aricey glendream

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Also, you know that one lady in the Power Puff Girls where you never see her face?

This shot reminded me of her 😂

#aricey can identify halsin by his butt alone #oc: aricey glendream #grandmother goblin grumbles

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Why does it look like Halsin is about to murder her?

Soon

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #grandmother goblin grumbles #halsin #oc: aricey glendream

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I feel like playing around in the BG3 character creator! Give me some challenge prompts! Interesting hair colors, a face, a certain skin tone, make-up, tattoos, anything!

(Just one or two of these things since I like some flexibility lol)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #grandmother goblin grumbles #bg3 tav

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Bahahahaha Gale sounded so salty about Aricey destroying the circle herself.

Update:

Gale! Omg it seems like this actually hurt his feelings 😂 I'm laughing but I also think I should reload bahaha

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #grandmother goblin grumbles #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #oc: aricey glendream

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 2023, dev. Larian Studios

#😍😍😍 #shadowheart #wyll ravengard #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

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Omg the cat wildshape thing is actually something I was brainstorming for a potential scene in my fic, Apotheosis 😂

Important takeaways from Dave's livestream signing chat yesterday:

- Dave, as always, is a massive sweetheart

- everyone wants Dave to come to DragonCon (afterparty at my place, bear hugs for everyone ❤️)

-we're all married now, Dribbles officiated it so it's official

- "Nature really outdid itself with ducks, my heart"

- Halsin's cat wildshape should probably be a Norwegian forest cat or a Maine Coone

- hug pile in the chat

I love this fandom, especially my fellow halsin enjoyers ❤️

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🐱

#I love him so much!! #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll ravengard

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I feel like every time I see you on my dash, the ears just keep getting bigger and bigger.

Pretty soon Lae'zel will be able to fly Dumbo style no problem.

I love it <3 <3 <3

i fear we may have reached that point already...

#I still love this one 😂 #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #lae'zel

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Why do I even bother including Aricey in polls? She always wins by a landslide lol

I’m not mad about it, I just think it’s funny 😂

As much as I love Juniper, I think I'm going to put a pause on her playthrough until the next patch so Wyll will have his romance greetings!

In the meantime, who should I play as?

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There’s a comic that I read that posts every Saturday night and now it’s on hiatus for idk how long and idk what to do with my life 😭

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reblog for sample size !!

#I get calico vibes for some reason 😆

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I’m gonna say a headcanon that is so controversial, so brave, and so probably wrong that I don’t expect a single person to agree with me (even though I probably won’t change my mind)

I can’t picture Halsin smoking weed for funsies.

I don’t know why.

Jaheira, totally. Shadowheart, Karlach, Gale, yes. Maybe even Wyll and Lae’zel would try it at least once.

For some reason, I feel like Halsin’s one of those people who gets incredibly bad anxiety when he smokes weed 😂

(Tobacco is fine for him though. I think there’s a mention in game of him smoking some fancy tobacco)

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if you raise the egg with Lae'zel and stay in Faerun, she'll mention to you in the epilogue that he's being watched by "your newest allies" who she "trusts completely" tonight and just immediately wondering who that could possibly be that Lae'zel would trust completely to watch your son.

and it just made me think, that if you're playing a Tav who isn't an orphan, maybe has some siblings and somewhat of an extended family who they might want to get back in touch with now that they don't have a tadpole threatening them and everyone around them and also they have a githyanki wife and child that they want to introduce people to, Lae'zel would have absolutely no vocabulary for even just most of Tav's familial relations but she'd defintely have no concept of "in-laws."

She thought parents were made up and fake until like a week after you started traveling together and she admits that her "cousins" she mentions didn't indicate a familial relationship in like a societal standpoint and just indicated that they hatched from the same clutch as her. So if Tav started throwing parents, grandparents, siblings, nieces, nephews, actual cousins at her? she wouldn't understand it. So like assuming they're all on good terms with Tav, I could absolutely see her being like "These people seem strangely devoted to you. They have many stories of your past that indicate that they have protected you, but could also bring you to ruin and humiliation should some of these tales be spread. We will form a powerful alliance with them."

like just imagining the epilogue, someone asking Lae'zel and Tav where their son is and Lae'zel being like "He is being watched by our newest allies who are utterly devoted to protecting and keeping him from harm" while Tav just simultaneously goes "He's with my parents"

#omg I love this #lae'zel #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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IF I EVEN PEEP DISCOURSE IN THE NOTES, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED! This is for fun and my curiosity!

Also, remember this is specifically meant as the player character is not an option.

#shadowheart tbh I feel like they would vibe well together lol #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #Halsin