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late-to-the-party-81 · 23 days

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C, J, and/or P for Sam Wilson???

Thank you for this ask, Nonny. Love me some Sam Wilson goodness! I’m going with a Canon-esque Sam here, like from the one-shots found here.

Find my thots under the cut!

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)

Sam’s not into dacryphilia and wouldn’t try to make you cry on purpose. However, once, when he’d been drawing it out as long as possible, rolling his hips oh-so-slowly and just enjoying the clutch of your body, you’d come so hard, so intensely, that tears had started to roll down your cheeks. The sight pushed him over the edge and as you both came down he wiped each one away with either his thumb or his lips.

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)

Your pleasure is of utmost importance in Sam’s mind and he knows that your levels of natural lubrication alter over the course of your menstrual cycle. To that end, he’s got a variety of lubes on hand and is happy to use them for your comfort. He has the water-based lubes for use with his fingers, cock and various toys for your pussy and silicone lube to use for shower sex or when you both feel like some back door fun.

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)

Sam loves taking photos, either ones of you looking all fucked out to keep him -ahem- warm when he’s away on missions, or ones of himself so you don’t miss him so much when he’s gone. If he’s feeling puckish, he’ll send you cheeky selfies throughout the day to get you going - slightly sweaty post gym snaps, where he’s only wearing soft grey training shorts and tape around his hands, a picture of him swigging a cold drink, with droplets working their way down his neck, an over the shoulder mirror shot of him wearing his suit so you can see just how good his ass looks in the state of the art Wakandan fabric. He knows exactly what it does to you and he’s more than willing to take every advantage he can get. And if you happen to send some of your own in response, all the better.

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Feel free to send asks about my interpretation of canon hotties or any of my AU’s!

#asks answered #dirty a z #Sam Wilson headcanon #sam wilson imagine #sam wilson x reader #sam wilson x you #sam Wilson x female reader #sweet anons

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i-only-ever-asked-questions · 5 months

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Map of Soho Good Omens Season 2 - Part 1 (Location and general map)

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Update: Map now identifies Lucky Snake and the coffee shop listed in Aziraphale's clipboard may indeed be Give Me Coffee I think we all have wondered how the GO Soho looks like and where it would be in real London. So using all the screenshots, BTS pictures and videos I could find I did my best to map out where things are. It is not to scale but everything I could see is there. I originally had all the pictures and explanations in this post but soon it became obvious it was going to be too long and impractical so I had to split it in different posts and I hope I got it right. The map has five reference points (circle with two diverging lines); imagine the circle is you, standing in the set, and the lines are your viewpoint if you were taking a picture from there. The left side of Whickber Street (#1 and #2) is in Part 2, the intersecting street (#3 and #4) is in Part 3 and the right half of Whickber Street (#5) is in Part 4.

As to where the bookshop would be in real London. We know that Whickber Street is supposed to be Berwick Street so let's start there. The intersecting street is not obvious from the show. In this post Neil said he imagines the bookshop to be where Gosh! Comics is (Peter Street) while Michael Ralph and Douglas McKinnon probably put it at The Week (on Broadwick Street). Because it is ambiguous and really you can do whatever you want, I just left it as "intersecting street". We know from the book that Crowley takes Wardour Street after the bookshop fire. Wardour is behind Berwick so in our map it would be where the Chinese Buffet Restaurant is, considering they run more or less parallel. On the other side, we have the Windmill Theatre located on Great Windmill Street. From Berwick St. and Peter St. it takes three minutes to walk to the theatre, it is that close! (yes, I know, Crowley was conducting business two blocks from the bookshop while not talking to Aziraphale for 80 years). I have never been in that part of London so I used Google Maps streetview and based only on that, I like the corner of Berwick St. and Broadwick St. better. It has the crooked intersection but the proximity of the theatre matches Peter St. better, so whatever works better for you!

There is one place missing from the set map though: Brown's World of Carpets! It is nowhere to be found, we simply don't know where it is My very personal headcanon is that it is nothing but a desk inside the furniture store. I find that idea of the guy most worried about storefront looks being the one without a storefront very amusing, but don't mind me, it is just my very silly hc XD Now, we know Aziraphale has a list for the shops he needs to visit. And we know he wrote it in alphabetical order which begs the question: Where is the Dirty Donkey?! Are they not invited? And what about the fabric shop? And Bilton Scaggs? Battye and Palm? The News Agency? Is "Mo Coffee? No Coffee?" supposed to be Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death? Or is there another coffee shop somewhere? @crow-bee23 suggested it could be "Me Coffee" which it is entirely possible, the full name is kind of long. So many questions to ask Mr. Brown.

Anyway, I put pictures and details on the shops in parts 2, 3 and 4. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 set #good omens soho #A. Z. Fell & Co #the dirty donkey #Windmill theatre #whickber street #berwick street #peter street #broadwick street #the bookshop #good omens 3 #they will be using the same set after all

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calibabii21 · 3 months

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Ok requests open?

Stoner Hyuck and his thick and pretty nerdy girlfriend fucking like crazy. Like how would he do it?? I wanna knowww

Do what you want with this Z🫶🏿😩

pairing: stoner!hyuck x nerdy gf!reader

genre: smut.

warning(s): just..smut.

a/n: not me deadass writing this at 7:30 this morningggg. hope I met your expectations fren🤭

you never thought he had it in him to be so ruthless. the ever so easygoing attitude? out the window. any chance of you taking the lead? gone.

and all because you made one bad joke.

"Care to repeat that for me?" but the intentional thrust that follows only allows a pleading moan to escape you. he lets out a bored sigh as he takes another drag, "You're letting me down sweetheart."

suddenly getting a spark of determination, you lift yourself onto your hands and begin fucking back against him. "Ahh haha, there it is." you feel pride surge through you at his tone as you squeeze around him.

you feel him caressing your flesh before he lands a harsh smack on your ass, head tilting back to release more smoke. "Fuck look at these thighs, pretty girl." your moans have yet to cease as you look back at him, glasses hanging off the edge of your nose and slightly fogged.

through the sound of skin clapping with your natural wet sounds you hear him groan, "God, just seeing the ripple of your ass is enough to make me cum." you feel a little arrogance "looks like I was right that you-" but your words are muffled the second he grabs you by the back of the neck and shoves your face into the pillow. "Princess, you're gonna blow my high if you keep saying stupid shit."

any comeback you had flitters from your brain as your eyes roll back, "oh, f-fuck." his smugness is felt as your voice raises in volume once his lips meet your ear, "t-too deep." which only feeds his ego as his hips begin moving in a 'J' motion, mercilessly slapping into yours.

"you gonna cum baby??" your lack of response annoys him and he changes his hold to the front of your neck from behind- making your back arch more as you look into his eyes from below. "I said, are you gonna cum for me, Gorgeous?"

without the ability to nod, you force yourself to have a thought and respond, "y-yes p-please." your pleading is too delicious to give you what you want so he slows his strokes down, ruining your orgasm at the very brink, but still prolonging the pleasure.

"nooo no-no, fuck you." but he only laughs at your crying, pressing down on your back to anchor both him and you for what's to come. "Your wish is my command."

#z's requests🗒️#z's moots <3 #Kris✊🏿✨#z's dirty thoughts🤐#z's asks are open💌#< z's response >#z's odd girl tingz :p #stoner!hyuck #nct smut #nct haechan #nct haechan smut #nct 127 smut #nct 127 haechan smut #nct dream smut #nct dream haechan smut #hyuck's nymph🥵✨

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yourboijod · 8 months

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ODB x Rocawear

#odb #ol' dirty bastard #rocawear #rap #wutang #wu tang clan #jay z #beats #J.O.D

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calibali22 · 7 months

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Smoking with NCT Dream (reaction)

a/n: ayo I highk wasn't even gonna write today😭 but conversations with @neoculturecollectives will get you typing a mile a minute ong, so thank you for enabling my impulsion fren🩷

warning: mature. mdni

Mark: Mark would be all sexy and chill which would make him even sexier. He would absolutely cuddle with you and let you sit on/straddle his lap- platonically or in a relationship, just know it's ending in you riding him. maybe another round in the shower..and he may wake you up with head in the middle of the night.

Renjun: This could actually be a solo thing where he smokes alone. He'd be so pent up from schedules and shenanigans that he relishes in being able to finally sit back on the sofa and have a little me time. Now that he's calm and relaxed, he's definitely jerking off. Mans isn't quiet about it either. If he's feeling a lil spicy he might even record himself a bit and send it to you.

Jeno: This guy would just already be head thrown back still smoking as you ride him. He would have one hand slapping and gripping your ass, telling you to go slow before he ditches the blunt to wrap both arms around you and fuck up into you. He'll probably get sleepy after a shower and will climb straight into bed cuddling flush up against you buck ass naked.

Haechan: Haechan. dear Lord, Haechan. This man would be manspreading on purpose, tilting his head back to blow out the smoke because he knows how much you like his neck. His hand placement would be oh so intentional as it rests on his crotch or just on his thigh right next to it- thumb rubbing back and forth over his semi hard on. He would either be very up front about wanting to fuck, or, he'd be so obviously faking obliviousness that you just end up begging for him and he gives in biting his lip saying "Princess if you wanted it so bad you just needed to ask."

Jaemin: One word. shotgun. It'd be an experimental thing but right as it happens, Jaemin would just stare at your face. studying you. His eyes are heavy as he gives you that growing smile where he's biting his lip and raises his eyebrows as if saying "you like that?" You will most likely end up giving him head after that.

Chenle: ngl this little shit may be full of mischief. He would spend the whole night spamming your phone with texts about how you're all scared and won't pull up. Until you do. Then he's biting his lip staring at you as you go off on him about bothering you. When you stop mid-rant to go on about him not listening, he interrupts you with a kiss and says "you make anger so hot" just to piss you off💀

Jisung: I feel like there would also be straddling with Jisung. He would kind of space out every now and then. All of a sudden his hands would glide over your ass and just grip it greedily, absentmindedly mumbling a "mine" when you let out a moan. Then as you sit back straight on him after placing the blunt and lighter on the table, one of his hands would slide up to your neck, lightly choking you- your own gripping the seam of his t-shirt. The vibes are just hella sensual not even gonna lie. He would re-adjust you to sit directly on his bulge, making you grind against it. The part that would make him snap is the whimper you release when he traces your lips with his tongue and adds a little pressure to your throat. After that he's pulling you into a deep and slow paced kiss led by him. You're not shy with the tongue and that just makes him grind back against you harder. Basically y'all cum from making out and dry humping lmao.

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thesandsofelsweyr · 8 months

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A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

from Dirty A-Z headcanon game

⚠️ cw: smut

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

Usually for Jay, jerking off is a quick stress release, especially before the events of the game. He's not into toys (too many bad memories associated with toys) and rarely watches porn. But when he does watch porn it's dark, hardcore, rough BDSM shit, or, on occasion, the sappy, romantic, made-for-women vids 😉

After the events of the game, the "Arkham Knight" and "Red Hood" made appearances on PornHub, which he caught you watching on several occasions. You insisted on recreating these scenes with the real vigilante. He even let you film it, so he'd have jerk off material for boring patrols 😎

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wonderinc-sonic · 16 days

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I found a new brush idk how to use, it makes funny lines where I don't expect them but I kinda like it.

Team Chaotix practice while I play a new ttrpg (awfully! Someone died!)

I've been tryiny to explain in my brain how they're both sort-of law enforcement and also this [Song is both Explicit and Britsh, TW]

#team chaotix #vector the crocodile #charmy bee #espio the chameleon #the real reason Mighty and Ray left: to form a pro-theft punk band #wonderincs #drawincs #ic this is crap i did it in such a rush cause i wasted time playing with the brush #i do like cheap dirty horse i found them on tiktok like a gen z

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galexibrain · 10 days

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Literally losing a year of my life for every time Goku says "I don't understand all this" in Super.

#dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball super #goku #son goku #they're doing him so dirty i can't believe it

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sylvansleuth · 2 years

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#dirty laundry #dropout #CollegeHumor #oscar montoya #ally beardsley #Grant O'Brien #krystina arielle #ele woods #sylvansleuthings #requested #the-z-part

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zs-starwars · 29 days

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Look before the War Within starts and Anduin gets to work on his Shadowlands gotten trauma and development I need to dunk on him (affectionate) for a quick second okay?

So in Before the Storm he has this line:

"Her [Sylavnas's] eyes narrowed. Anduin knew she understood the lesson of this day's tragic events. She was not universally loved among her people. He was. She ruled with an iron fist. He ruled with compassion. (pg347)"

Which comparatively sure, fair. Sylvanas has just put a hard, murderous, stop to Calia's first attempt at girlbossing and killed about half the desolate council. Before the Storm is what it needed to be for BfA and beyond.

But I would like to point out that earlier in the book we have this:

"Anduin had been informed that negative sentiment was not limited to his advisors. Guards and Shaw's people had reported that there was muttering in some of the taverns and on the streets. The guards had been instructed to interrupt such conversations if they verged on sedition or grew violent. (pg 248)"

Baby boy that is not universally beloved and ruling with compassion. Lol. Lmao even.

I've scrawled all in my copy with little notes and I have a messy word document with rewrite ideas for this 6 (!) year old book. I am excited to see what we have going on under Silithus. In the end WoW is a video game that needs to keep selling and making new storylines.

#felt nice to type that up even if i might stick this post back in jail (drafts)#no one irl to get real picky about video game book excerpts for some reason lol #do I tag this with main tags? I already feel a little swinging at the hornets nest but its in general supposed to be light hearted I promis #ehh #warcraft #before the storm #z's before the storm rewrite #anduin wrynn #sylvanas windrunner #also she's terrible (affectionate) but sylvanas' exchange with anduin over Calia's dead body is actually kind of funny ngl #she came as a healer! >:( vs she leaves as a corpse >:3 #what I do want for this rewrite should I buckle down and do it is really work out that Calia is a deeply traumatized person #and Saa'ra did her dirty in my opinion #gonna get you reconnected with old friends (Jainia) and find your husband boo #I am going to probably retcon your baby tho

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starrynyx · 4 months

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percy comes home from a saving the world at summer camp and immediately befriends the big smelly kid who has emotional outbursts and imperfect speech. he doesn't know tyson comes from the myth-world, he just sees a lonely kid who could use a friend and immediately sticks out his hand. that's what makes percy a hero. it's not just that he sees through the gods' bullshit, it's not just that he's loyal—it's that his mother raised him to treat people with kindness and empathy, and to stick up for what he believes in

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv #tyson #god i cant fucking wait #they did tyson SO FUCKING DIRTY in the 2010s #i remember leaving the theatre FUMING and my mom was like wtf is your problem i thought it was a fun movie #like YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MOM #gen z percy jackson you have my whole heart

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late-to-the-party-81 · 23 days

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Oooo, hey, gurl!

Although I feel I know where this is going, how about group sex and quiet please for Bucky Barnes?

🥵

Aaah, thank you, sweet Ro

Thots under the cut!

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)

I think this answer depends on which Bucky we’re talking about here. If we’re talking about my canon-esque Bucky with girlfriend reader then it’s not something that he’s specifically looking for himself, but if it was something you wanted he’d be game to try it. He’d be happier with asking a woman to join, not because he gets off on the whole watching two women together thing, but more that he thinks he’ll be less jealous that way. But on the whole, he’s happy having you to himself, and lets face it you’re quite content with your supersoldier too.

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

Bucky is more than happy to let you be as loud as you want. He loves to hear your whines and hitched little whimpers as he stretches you out on his fingers, teasing your g-spot. He loves the heavy gasp you make as he bottoms out his cock inside you. He especially loves the way you just ramble nonsense as your orgasm approaches - a combination of curse words and ‘yes’ uttered over and over until you shudder beneath him.

In terms of himself, he can’t keep back his own moans, especially when you envelop his cock with your soft mouth or warm pussy. Just that warm, snug feeling is enough to get him to melt slightly and relax. And you can’t get enough of the little grunt he makes just as he’s cumming and filling you up.

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#bucky barnes headcanon #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #Bucky Barnes x female reader #asks answered #dirty A-Z #Ro 👀#jen’s got mail

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i-only-ever-asked-questions · 5 months

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Map of Soho Good Omens Season 2 - Part 4 (Whickber Street [right])

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Update: Map now identifies Lucky Snake

The right side of Whickber Street doesn't have as many stores. It also ends with a park. On one side: -Dirty Donkey Pub The pub occupies most of the block, in the far side there is a small alleyway that leads to a courtyard and to the pub's backdoor. This courtyard has two large doors facing the street. Since there is an alleyway the courtyard is not isolated, people can come and go. I imagine this courtyard acts as a loading area where the pub receives and unloads supplies. And on the other side:

-Market This structure is more like a small office building or a parking garage with flower and fruit stands at street level. It was already there in Season 1 -Unknown structure There is an alleyway between this mysterious structure at the end of the block and the market, so they are not connected. This structure has a door but no sign that I could see. It doesn't look like a storefront at all, maybe storage? public restroom? something so British that a non-British person is unable to imagine?