#detective conan quotes

[dtccompendium]

Episode 221: The Client Full of Lies (Part 2)

The victim was killed with a bloody bokken. The culprit was his wife. She didn’t like that he was gambling and selling all of her things to pay off his debts, (particularly her speaker system). It’s also revealed that the beautiful lady is Shizuka, Heiji’s mother, which is VERY shocking to them for some reason. 

Best Quotes:

Officer: “Yokomizo-keiji! We found a bloody bokken!”

Yokomizo: “Miss, did your husband keep a bokken here?”

Wife: “Yes, it’s kept on that counter. My husband used to chase away salesmen.”

Reactions to Shizuka being Heiji’s Mom:

#Detective Conan #dcmk #Detco #Conan Edogawa #Shizuka Hattori #Mouri Kogoro #Heiji's Mom reveal #dtccompendium #episode 221 #Their REACTIONS #!!!??!?!?!?? #Client full of lies #Part 2 #Bokken #I would not want to be a salesman than ends up going to their door... #detective conan funny #detective conan episodes #detective conan quotes #detective conan screenshots #anime #mystery #manga #gosho aoyama

[hoegender]

magic kaito incorrect quotes

#dcmk yaoi everyone cheer #girls i hate saguru's dumb sherlock cosplay so much #it's so corny. he's so corny #the quote is from yuumori if you aren't familiar #detective conan #magic kaito #dcmk #dcmk fanart #kaito kid #kid the phantom thief #kaito kuroba #saguru hakuba #kaisagu #hakukai #kaihaku #thihart

[magician-under-the-m00nlight]

aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"

#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny #and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS #this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3 #Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo #(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child) #and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat #pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout #somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #kid the phantom thief #kudou shinichi #jimmy kudo #does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #detco #idk what to call this au... #kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm #redefining the improbable AU #maybe? #shrunken!kaito #aptx!kaito

[tinyeyeofjustice]

Agasa: “I can’t possibly house this child! Not with my dangerous experiments. Ran can you take him?”

Also Agasa: “oh, this traumatized little girl? Yeah she can sleep in my basement.”

#anime #dcmk #haibara ai #edogawa conan #detective conan incorrect quotes #detco memes #detective Conan #hiroshi agasa

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2484

Mouse Madej strikes again. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

#watcher #ghost files #ryan bergara #shane madej #arthur conan doyle #ghoul boys #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #it's dangerous to go alone #capslock #the great mouse detective

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan, talking about the Detective Boys: Clearly they’ve confused me for someone who has their shit together, and I honestly have no idea how I did that.

#dcmk #magic kaito #edogawa conan #the detective boys #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[comickergirl]

There’s still time. 

#my art #dcmk #detective conan #case closed #conan edogawa #haibara ai #quote taken from cinematic masterpiece 10 things I hate about you

[izzytheloser12]

~Kaishin and gosho boys incorrect quotes~

Shinichi : Kaito and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Heiji : *Sighing* What did Kaito do?

Shinichi : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Kaito: Who wants a steering wheel?

~~~~~~~~~

Conan: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Kaito: Plane tickets?

Hakuba: Concert tickets?

Heiji: Prostitution?

Conan, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

~~~~~~~

Shinichi: Why is Kaito so sad?

Heiji: he took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Shinichi: And...?

Heiji: he got Hakuba.

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Shinichi: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Kaito: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Heiji ?

Heiji: Probably “road work ahead”.

Hakuba: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Hakuba: You read my diary?

Heiji: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Kaito: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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*kaito messing with them*

Hakuba: Okay, what does A stand for?

Kaito: Arson.

Hakuba: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Kaito: Barson.

Heiji: *laughter*

Hakuba: What stands for C?

Kaito: Commit arson.

Heiji: Oooo.

Hakuba: D!

Kaito: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Heiji: *more laughter*

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*kaito about shinichi*

Kaito: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Kaito: You know, Shinichi, you are the sun in my life.

Shinichi: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?

Kaito: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

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Aoko, texting: Kaito, will you please go to sleep?

Kaito, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

Aoko, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Aoko, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Kaito, texting: I’m trying

Aoko, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

Aoko, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

~~~~~~~~~

Kaito: Shinichi annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Hakuba: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Kaito: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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*before they started to dated*

Kaito: Shinichi is playing hard to get.

Kaito: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

#kaishin #dcmk #shinichi kudo #magic kaito #detectiveconan #detective conan #kaito kuroba #hattori heiji #hakuba saguru #(I started this at home and finished at work #(I just needed to share this with y’all lmaooo) #incorrect dcmk quotes

[autumn-foxfire]

Aoko: Kaito's been going to the gym a lot recently, I wonder why?

Hakuba, under his breath: Probably to keep up with his night activities...

Meanwhile at the Gym

Kaito, lifting weights: 'Gotta get stronger so I can carry Tantei-kun around now that he's returned'

#detective conan #magic kaito #dcmk incorrect quotes #kaito kuroba #saguru hakuba #aoko nakamori #kaishin #or at least implied #kaito missing being able to pick up his detective so easily

[haibarashiho]

#incorrect dcmk #kuroba kaito #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #incorrect quotes #dcmk #detective conan #haibara ai

[dtccompendium]

Episode 225: The Secret of the High Sales

The Detective Boys are hired to look into a weird kid’s family's thriving restaurant business. It's thriving due to the appearance of a strange man who said he owed the old owner a favor, even though the old owner was a cranky man who never did anything for anyone. Really stupid criminal, used his savings to promote the restaurant and keep the family busy, so he could dig under the house for jewels he hid there five years ago. The detective boys solve the case entirely on their own, as Conan sulks around because the criminal is too unintelligent for him. The criminal is very happy to be apprehended in the end. Case Closed.

Best Quotes:

Ayumi (concerned about Conan): “I hope he doesn’t rebel and become a juvenile delinquent.”

#dcmk #detective Conan #detco #Conan Edogawa #Detective Boys #Genta #Mitsuhiko #Ayumi #Haibara Ai #dtccompendium #detective conan episodes #detective conan quotes #detective conan funny #episode 225 #secret of the high sales #Conan is already a juvenile deliquent #case closed #anime #manga #gosho aoyama

[kebuyo]

Bourbon: Gin hates all of us. Rye: Not true, he hates you. Scotch: No, I’m with Bourbon on this one. Gin would shoot any of us on a whim. Rye: Gin would shoot anyone on a whim, but he hates Bourbon.

#incorrect dcmk quotes #whiskey trio #furuya rei #amuro tooru #akai shuichi #morofushi hiromitsu #gin detective conan #source: the golden girls #the golden whiskey boys #still cursed #dcmk #incorrect quotes #detective conan #incorrect detective conan quotes

[justaravingwritingdesk]

#detective conan #quotes #anime quotes #kaito kid #kuroba kaito #mystery #secret identity

[tinyeyeofjustice]

An old comic I made a year-ish ago based on the popular vine. Originally posted to my Reddit lol.

#dcmk #detco memes #detective conan incorrect quotes #vermouth #gin #vodka #kudo shinichi #black organization

[dior-elkie]

Shinichi just wants to rest

Shinichi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I still might be tired so let's go for 12 more hours, just in case.

Hattori: Kudo, that's called a coma.

Shinichi: Sounds festive !

#shinichi kudo #hattori heiji #heishin #detective conan #dcmk #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: Hi, guys. How's your day?

Conan: Today Genta and this other kid were hitting each other with pencils and Kobayashi-sensei glared at them and said, “could you try to be a little more mature?”

Haibara: Genta-kun screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #edogawa conan #haibara ai #kuroba kaito #the detective boys #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk #source: tumblr