#delores the mannequin

[sir-klauz]

TOP NEWS VILLE VALO IS TRYING TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH DELORES FROM THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY DONT DTEAL DELORES FROM POOR NUMBER FIVE LEAVE HER LONE POOR MANNEQUIN OMG

Or did Five steal Delores from Ville Valo 😩😩😩😩

Delores found in another mans bed again like

Five: YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRL DELORES YOU BITC

Ville:

Five:

#or did Number Five elope with Delores and steal her from Ville #delores before she met number 5 #five hargreeves #delores the mannequin #him #ville valo #number five #the umbrella academy #tua #Ville Valo x delores #five hargreaves smut #five hargreeves x Delores #delores tua #tua season two #tua season 2

[feralnumberfive]

I'm sure there's a translation floating around out there that I haven't seen yet, but can anyone tell me what Delores and Five were saying to each other?

#I know it's at least about love lol #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #number five #five hargreeves #delores the mannequin

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: a comic set in the parantural au, drawn in the parantural style, in which all the Hargreeves except Five are kids and Five is a teacher at their school.

Panel 1: Five's bedroom. He is seen sleeping next to Delores the mannequin. Klaus suddenly barges in through the window, shouting "Five, theres a spirit thing!" Five shouts back "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE."

Panel 2: Allison climbs in after Klaus. She says, "We tried to text you first!"

Panel 3: Five blearily checks his phone. A notification reads "Sent 3 sec. ago. Child A: 5 THERES A THING"

Panel 4: Five rolls over and rubs his face, saying "Ugh, fine, I'll come help. Just get out!"

Panels 5 - 8: Five rolls out of bed, puts on a bathrobe, and teleports downstairs. He opens his front door to find Klaus and Allison looking up at him. They both say "Hi."

Panel 9: A white box labeled "Cool spirit fight scene that I'm not drawing"

Panel 10: Five looks suspiciously down at Allison, reaching over her head. He says, "Why are you still here." Allison aloofly says "No reason. Where's this woman you married without telling anyone?"

Panel 11: An image of Delores, who is actually a giant bug spirit, appears behind Five, who looks uncomfortable. He says, "Uh. None of your business."

Panel 12: They are revealed to be standing on Five's front porch, as Five opens the door. He says "If I give you hot chocolate will you leave," and Allison responds "Deal."

Panel 13: In Five's warmly lit kitchen, Allison delightedly drinks a mug of hot chocolate and Five pours himself coffee. End ID.]

sometimes you encounter a spirit problem you can't solve on your own and you break into your teacher's house about it. and then because in addition to being your teacher hes also a family friend you decide to interrogate him about why hes being so weird and secretive. Just normal things!

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #delores tua #dolores tua #pros of formatting a comic for tumblr: formatted for tumblr. easy to read #cons of formattting a comic for tumblr: oh my god this post is so much longer than i was expecting it to be #lest any of you think that im making five more normal in this au because his wife is real #worry not mannequin delores is still here #lifted the colors from paranatural this time to get the effects better #the colors the artist uses are just so different from the colors it would occur to me to use. I am Learning #my art #first art post of the new year happy 2024

[kaybreezy3000]

Free at Last

(5 scenes of Five and his devoted mannequin)

A big thank you to my friend, Bad Kitty, for suggesting I try this challenging but fun idea. 💕

Link to all my Five Hargreeves stories/art

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#number five fanart #five hargreeves fanart #tua fanart #number five hargreeves #number five #anime fanart #comic art #kaybreezy-on-a03 #number 5 #five hargreeves fanfiction #they deserve it #mannequin Dolores #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #Delores tua #dolores tua #five x dolores

[sharkneto]

any particular thoughts on how number would react to delores?

Do I! Do I!

The long and short of it is that Number would fucking hate Delores. She represents too much about how bad things could have been for him and begs for self reflection, which he is not going to do.

She's an immediate shorthand to show how desperate and insane Five got living alone in the apocalypse, with the added level of that Number is also Five. Number is also confident and comfortable in his identity as aroace - been there, tried it, didn't like it, he's good to go. And now here's this alternate version of himself that not only went so far off the deep end that he made up a person to love, but he then made that fake person his wife.

We know the nuance of Five and Delores (at least through my headcanon - Five was 13 when he landed in the apocalypse and had very limited examples and vocabulary for what adult relationships are and mean to build his Person with), but Number absolutely is not going to sit down and listen. He's out, it's too close and too real and makes how close he was to being Five too much. Delores' introduction to us in the show was a real What The Fuck; her introduction to Number would be a true mindfuck. She's where he's drawing his line for Too Far.

#i don't think i'm overstating when i say number would be repulsed by her #which is so sad for delores #who we all know i adore #but she forces too much self-reflection and he's not gonna do that #and also requries some true empathy for five which we also know he's going to resist #in the situation where delores was also in hit #rob would have had to take him to the side and have a ''you've gotta be more chill about this for five's sake'' #to which number would say ''fuck that what about my sake i could have been a crazy old man with a mannequin wife no thank you'' #“everyone should be a lot less chill about it i'm the correct level of chill which is Not” #for the record and five's side of things #delores would adore number and that would make him so mad #but he made delores to love him and i don't think he could do the mental gymnastics to separate that from any version of himself #as much as he'd like to because his wife should not be so endeared by how goddamn stupid number is #(no he wasn't that stupid at that age not at all for sure she's remembering that wrong) #ask response #hit #number

[bunn-iiii]

did a little makeup that I think is cute but I don't have any good lighting in my house so you get these. which I don't like all that much but oh well

also look at show pony's helmet and ray gun hanging out on my shelf there hah

#you can also see my mannequin head in one of them #her name is delores #and she's fantabulous #and my hair has faded EXPONENTIALLY since i last took any selfies #undescribed

[mangoshorthand]

Anon asking the thing I never dared to 😭 I somehow think he just … humped? And just imaged Dolores the way he saw her hallucination.. Otherwise would he carry some sort of ‚hole‘ in his belongings since Dolores isn’t shown with a lower body? .. I feel weird just describing it 💀 Five knows Dolores is not real but still treasures her as if she was real. I wonder if he sees himself as a virgin it not?

Otherwise would he carry some sort of ‚hole‘ in his belongings

🤮

That did it. That line made me feel so icky. My headcanon? I think he held two conflicting views: he and Dolores had real sex, yet he was still a virgin. I read his insanity regarding Dolores as permeable. Logically, he knows what she is and what he was doing, but she feels real emotionally so he chooses to live in the reality where they're a loving couple. Because Five knew Dolores's anatomy wasn't really suitable to fulfil his needs, Dolores also knew that. I imagine they had an agreement: if she and Five ever escape the apocalypse, he is free to sleep with other people. I don't imagine he stayed a virgin long after joining the commission. In one of my fics, Alias Number Five, I have him having an awkward but sweet first-time with a sex worker in New Mexico.

#the umbrella academy #mannequin banging discourse #five headcanons #five x dolores #tua delores

[distracted-milkshake]

Show Five fr said mannequin rights

Dollosexual/Agalmatosexual lmao

#number five #five hargreeves #tua delores #mannequin #dolls #tua #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #five is in love with a doll #tua shitpost #based off the word agalmatophilia

[mynumberfivethings]

TUA question, is it DOlores or DElores? 

On the wiki page it’s DElores, but I’ve seen it spelt DOlores more often so I’m not sure anymore. 

#i spelled it DElores in my last fic and im not sure if for the sequel i should stick to that spelling or not? #tua #dolores #delores #five #mannequin

[squidprinceofwinterfell]

Of course I respect all headcanons no matter what but every time I see speculation on aro/ace Five, I’m like “was Delores a joke to you”

#i just feel like if he truly had no desire for romantic intimacy he would’ve projected onto something that doesn’t resemble humans #or he would’ve just been…buddies with delores if all he wanted was companionship #but the show goes out of its way to clarify that five and delores were fake married for 30+ years #anyways what i’m saying is five was fucking that mannequin #number five #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

[number-fiv3]

What were "Delores"' core beliefs ?

Delores? Well, I understand she is a mannequin, but she did have some core beliefs.

She did not talk too much, only when she felt the need to, and I respected that. Of course, she always felt the need to talk when with me, or when we were drinking. Usually I'm the only one drinking, and I think she thinks I drink too much. Did I mention Bordeaux is her favourite wine?

She also cared quite a bit about her looks, making sure she looked pretty in the eyes of all, but due didn't base her whole personality around them.

#ask five #five hargreeves #five askblog #five #ask five hargreeves #ask blog #ask #askblog #run by a mod #anon ask #delores #mannequin #dolores #five and delores

[dirt-str1der]

Literally transfem characters are five from umprella academy and majima from yakuza and tricky from madness combat

#Listen to my problems #thinking of how many characters ive turned to girls #the one thing these girls have in common is their love for violence #now hold my hand and imagine comic five rocking her gigantic white old guy beard #other tgirl characters are like mars and phobia who permanently set up shop in my brain. they just never left #imagine being way too hard on your oldest son and then she becomes your oldest daughter and youre just like huh ... i eidnt know you could #just switch like that. pretty cool. and then never think about your gender again. mars has that uncrackable egg appeal #also fives controlled downward spiral post apocalypse was so ...... like youre thirteen and youre the only person on earth left alive #you pick up a department store mannequin and give her a name you think is beautiful. a name. a NAME !!! something you never felt the need to #give yourself. you are simply five ... its not like you like that name but its. functional. #you drag this girl along with you even though its not worth lugging around desd weight not when you need to carry food and water. you dress #her up in nice clothes and you spoil her rotten. as much as youre able at a time like this. youve never done this for anyone else before ... #you cant be alone so one of you has to become two and thats an alright number. not the best but at least youre not so alone anymore #and thats how you grow up ... with dolores as company. you hear her voice in your head. you talk to her every day chattering on nonstop when #you should really save your breath. you cling to her because shes the only one who knows ... who gets it ... and when five waves delores #goodbye he knows he cant play pretend anymore ... delores is gone now so its just sad old lonely five who never really grew up #this idiot never once considered that he is delores ... he is delores. she never left him she is him ... #god i need to go to bed actully goosenight

[feralnumberfive]

So Five and Delores speak Italian to each other, but I have no idea what they're saying. I think Delores at least called him "My love"

And the fact that Jayme kicks him down the steps when he's kissing his imaginary wife is so funny and so cruel 😭

#tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #number five #five hargreeves #delores the mannequin #3x01 #fnfliveblog

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: two nearly identical drawings in a style that resembles the webcomic Paranatural less and less by the day. In the first, a slightly dressed-down grownup teacher Five comes home to Delores the mannequin on his kitchen table. He says "Hello, darling." In the next picture, the scene is tinted blue and the actual Delores, a giant centipede beetle creature with tentacles and spidery legs, looms over the mannequin. She says "Welcome home, my dear." End ID]

more paranatural au.

i had the opportunity to make it less weird. I chose not to!

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #delores tua #dolores tua #delores is five's beloved bug wife! they are married <3 #(platonically because all my fives are aroace but still) #the scene is a representation of a little worldbuilding detail of paranatural's #when spirits possess an object they can only be seen by the spectral they end up bound to #and even then only upon like... activation #so to everyone including five the mannequin mostly looks like a mannequin #until hes specifically trying to talk to delores etc #uh #cw bugs #i dont know that its enough to give people the ick but just in case #my art

[10moonymhrivertam]

I would like to thank season three for enabling my Delores/Five brainrot

#the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua #I just have a lot of feelings about how much he loves her #oh I should look up what all that Italian in the hallucination is #I just want the others to be able to appreciate Delores :(((( #then again maybe not cuz every other spouse has gotten merc’d :/ #at least Delores didn’t *die* she just ‘went home’ #at the beginning of the hallucination tho the moving mannequin was peak uncanny valley

[derangedfan]

Seeing human Delores was absolutely terrifying-

I mean, go 5 for being able to see her again but is this how he actually sees her?

#the umbrella academy #5 #number 5 #delores #mannequin #doll #pokadots #can’t forget sequins #my guy please #get some help #get retired #you deserve it #hang out with Klaus #he knows how to bury trauma #umbrella academy season three #season 3