#death of man-at-arms

[lyoneve]

Buttons looking through telescope: No angst in sight! Only fluff ahead!

#do not hold me to that #i might go straight back to angst #i go where my rotten mind takes me #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #blackbeard #stede bonnet #edward teach #ed teach #will i ever draw stede in other clothes?? #the jury’s still out on that one! #i realised too late that i had to draw ed’s LEFT arm… man the lack of good reference photos for those tattoos scared me #but i pulled through #just don’t start counting the tentacles on his octopus/kraken tattoo #my art

[forgetminot]

hi hi! I really loved your other fic, it made me all giddy <3

may i request reader who suddenly starts to distance themselves away from/avoiding (wandering off, offering to split up, less talkative - which is unlike them) Leon because of their growing feelings and they hope it fades away soon since they're on a mission. And then they get chained together like that one scene and Leon confronts reader about it since they can't escape him and reader plays dumb at first but Leon pulls them in (like he did Luis) and made them talk

FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THISS DHRDSER THIS HAS JUST BEEN ON MY MIND RECENTLY

Have a nice day!

Talk To Me

~ Leon Kennedy x gn reader ~

[ Warnings ; Guns, knives, blood, death (of an infected villager) violence, profanities, angst, angst and more angst, lil bit of fluff at the end. ]

A/N ; Thank you for the kind message! And to everyone else for the support on my first fic it actually made me sooo happy!! I hope you enjoy this request sorry if the violence is a bit too much i just wanted to add more to the story. ♡♡

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Lil' overview: You have been trying your best to avoid Leon; Ignoring his questions and running off into danger. What happens when he confronts you about it and you have nowhere to go?

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Gif belongs to @eurodynamic

You were acting differently; giving short blunt answers to all of Leon's questions, walking away as soon as he turned his back for a split second and putting yourself in unnecessary danger. Leon knew something was wrong, he just wasn't quite sure what yet. "Y/n" You ignore Leon, continuing to make your way to the small house in front of you that looked like it would collapse the second you turned the door handle. You hear Leon sigh deeply from behind you "Y/n" he repeats, this time you turn and just as you open your mouth about to reply with some short, smartass answer you hear a thud.

"Did you hear that?" You ask, your hand reaching for your gun holster. Leon nods doing the same. Thud. He steps in front of you opening the door slowly, aiming his gun forwards.

"Stay behind me." You enter the house behind Leon closing the door quietly, listening for the same sound again. Thud . Making your way through the house you follow the sound as you go, picking up any supplies that look like they could be useful. "Shh!" Leon points to the man hammering the ground in front of you and he approaches carefully, his knife tightly gripped in his hand as he sinks it into the man's neck and he falls to the ground suddenly - blood from the stab wound oozing onto the floor planks . Leon loots the dead man's corpse, taking the pesetas from the man's pockets, before removing the planks from the trap door that's in the floor to the left. "C'mon". He makes his way down the ladder, you following closely behind. Flicking on your flashlight you shine it around the dark and misty tunnel, there's nothing special down there apart from a few crates and barrels and a small green herb hidden behind a dusty old sheet, but as you move your flashlight to the end of the tunnel you see a bag, In the shape of a body and... its moving.

"You're not going to open that are you?" You whisper. Leon doesn't answer you, instead he takes his knife cutting the bag open; there's a man inside tied up with his mouth taped closed. Leon leans closer to the man and removes the tape from his mouth, quite harshly.

"That hurts you know" The stranger says, he sounds pretty relaxed, considering that he's tied up in a body bag at the end of a random basement tunnel.

"Seemed like you really wanted to talk" Leon replies bluntly.

"How observant, señor. Now. Say- you got a smoke?" You can't help but crack a small smile at the man.

"You know, those things can kill." You pipe up.

"Oh, well, maybe just untie me then." The stranger rolls forward, giving Leon room to release him. You watch carefully seeing the man's eyes widen and his face drop. "¡Joder! Not this guy." You and Leon both turn around swiftly, drawing your guns and pointing them at the huge individual that stands in front of you; it walks towards you, slapping your gun from your hand and throwing you across the room with force.

Darkness.

You wake to the rattling and clashing of chains above you, opening your eyes and squinting from the change of light. You pull down on the chains, hoping to loosen your restrained hands - You feel someone behind you and turn your head. "Leon?" You pull on the chains again. "Leon is that you?"

"Yes. It's me - Fuck, stop yanking on the chains." He groans. You both step back and turn around to face each other. Great, this is exactly what you wanted right now; to be chained to the one person you were trying to avoid. His eyes are scanning the room, looking for some way to break out of whatever contraption you were in.

"What happened to the other guy?" You look around the room and well, he's nowhere to be seen.

"No idea." Leon responds, glancing up at where the chain is connected to the roof.

"Do you think he's okay?"

"I don't know Y/n. Right now I'm more worried about getting us out of here." You roll your eyes, pulling your hands down causing Leon to trip forward; you bite back a laugh smiling at Leon.

"Every time I move, you move?" You ask. Leon raises his eyebrow and yanks hard on the chain forcing you to stumble towards him.

"What the fuck?" You glare up at him, holding your hands against his chest to steady yourself.

"Talk to me."

"What? About what?" You're trying to act oblivious and Leon knows it, he's not dumb.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about." You try to step back, away from Leon but he's holding you in place. "Talk." He repeats.

"This really isn't the time to be having a one to one Leon!" He stays quiet, looking down at you, waiting for a response.

"I can't." You respond softly. Leon loosens the chain, letting you step back and you do. "I- I thought maybe if i tried to ignore it, it would go away."

"Ignore what?"

You laugh gently, refusing to make eye contact with the man ahead of you. "That I like you - as more than friends, more than co-workers."

"You thought ignoring me and putting yourself in danger would - what, be a distraction? " You tilt your head up to look at Leon nodding softly. "You're such an idiot." He mumbles.

"Wow, thanks!" You retort. "What a great way to respond to my confession." Leon grins, yanking hard on the chain again but this time he steadies you. "What are you doing?" You question shyly. He stares at you, his eyes looking at every small, minor detail on your face.

"Just go with it." He whispers, placing his lips softly against yours. "Such an idiot." He repeats smiling into the kiss.

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#leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy x reader #leon scott kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy fluff #leon kennedy angst #that one chain scene #this man is gonna be the death of me #gn reader #reader #reader insert #resident evil leon #resident evil #how many hashtags is too many? #re #those arms #okay im done #jokes #the s in leon s kennedy stands for sexy #request #ask and you shall receive

[star-anise]

It's been a hot minute since I looked at Canada's National Occupation Classification system. I learned about it when studying career counselling in grad school, and it's pretty useful in terms of job-hunting and getting information on what different types of jobs require and pay.

A friend asked me for advice about becoming a therapist so I went and looked. They redid it since I last visited, and oh man there are some chef's kiss decisions.

There are 9 top-level categories, with 1 being legislative and senior management, 5 being arts, culture, and sport, and 9 being manufacture and utilities. So I was looking for my old job's classification, which used to be 4153 - Family, marriage and other related counsellors. Knowing that made searching the government job bank really easy back in the day, because instead of searching "counsellor" "counselor" "psychotherapist" "mental health therapist" "clinical counsellor" etc etc etc to find them all, I just typed "4153" and hit enter.

Anyway, they redid the system and now that job is parked at 41301 - Therapists in counselling and related specialized therapies. Here's the tree to get there:

Cool cool cool. It's tidier, even if the occupations are still a bit messy. (When I dropped out of the field, the different counselling subdivisions were tapping their toes impatiently waiting for the provincial government to let them form their own professional regulatory college. Which still has not happened. Last week my shrink said he'd got an email from the College of Psychologists announcing that it would be gathering all the smaller counselling fields into its own downy breast instead. I have no idea what's happening anymore.)

Anyway. I scrolled down to another job I once worked and HAHA WHAT

Yes. There are only three sub-units of category 44:

Nannies:

In-home caregivers:

And,

Combat specialists

I find this grouping of professions hilarious, appropriate, and deeply validating. No notes. 🧑‍🍳👌💋

#staranise original #advice on therapisting #that was the job I still have a scar on my arm from #i badgered my supervisor to death to get that fucking gentle self-defense course because of now unsafe it felt sometimes #man that job broke me #only good thing about that year was my cat and nacho movie night with my roommates #here's to never having to live that year again #sláinte and amen

[scisac]

newtmas - the death cure 2018

#newtmas #newtmasedit #tmr #tmredit #the maze runner #maze runner #newt #thomas #newt x thomas #thomas tmr #mazerunneredit #the death cure #thomas x newt #gif #gifset #my gifs #dylan o'brien #thomas brodie sangster #tbs #i think this scene is where newt first holds his arm #but on a lighter note lol #thomas immediately goes “newt you ok?” #and then they like slightly grab onto each other for the rest of the scene #and like thomas' hand hovering to comfort / check on newt in the first gif #them comforting each other means so much to me man

[emilylprentiss]

EMILY PRENTISS Criminal Minds 7.05

#she's so cute you'd never guess she almost beat a man to death with a wooden plank and choked him out with her bare arms <3333 #criminal minds #emily prentiss #criminalmindsedit #tvedit #tuserkei #userkayjay #usercats #tuserlana #tuserheidi #singinprincess #cargopantsprentiss #sophiedevreaux #cm gifs #back on my emily bs!! :D (like i ever really left) #*mine

[stizzysupremacy]

Ed thought Izzy had killed himself and just kinda shrugged and went “well we did the best we could for each other” and he left Izzy alone and moved on to pursuing his latest suicide plan.

Izzy thought Ed was dead and Edward’s body was laid out respectfully (they were trying to hide him, they could have just crammed him into any hidey hole, or thrown him overboard) and gave him a makeshift funeral shroud.

#judging by the position of Ed’s hand Stede probably wasn’t the first one to hold it #(versus having the ‘dead’ man’s arms crossed over his chest or his hands folded together or any other similar death pose) #ofmd s2 spoilers #Edward Teach does not care about other people

[mermaidstede]

You gotta own it.

#ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmdaily #ofmd gif #ofmd edit #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbeard is a slutty sub and i'll shout it from the rooftops #you're gonna look me dead in the eye and tell me #that man isn't chomping at the bit to give up control? #give it a rest. #he has to uncross his arms and take a deep breath once he starts receiving orders 🙄 #anyway this entire weird roleplay exchange has fueled me for at least another week. #* #my gifs

[da-proti-toku-grem]

I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm -

#SOMEONE STOP THIS FUCKING MADNESS I'M GOING INSANE #i'm pacing all around my house right now #brb chewing my arm off right now #big brown eyes!!! #and dimples!!! #and toothgap!!!! #and fluffy hair!!! #this man will be the death of me #joker out #nace jordan #maca is being (totally not) normal about nace jordan once again

[ganondoodle]

i have grown kinda tired of all the studio ghibli and totk comparisons bc i love most of miyazakis movies and its so annoyingly obvious that if totk actually took inspiration from them its all just the surface level aesthetic and none of the good story telling

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #like yeah i see how ashitakas arm and how he got it hurt looks similar to how link “”“”“loses”“”“” his arm in totk #but ashitakas wound is a curse of hatred from a deity that protected their forest from humans destroying it to get to the iron in the earth #and the deity - whos a BOAR- got wounded so badly the pain and fear of death turned him into a demon of hatred #while the poeple wanting the iron are also just doing it for their own survival #like man i fukcing WISH totk had any of the storytelling that princess mononoke had #them seemingly jsut taking the aesthetic from it but none of the story is even more infuriating to me tbh #princess mononoke is one of my all time favorite movies #maybe thats another reason why im so disgruntled about totk #bc it reminds me of things i love -zelda and mononoke- and turning it both bad #before the game was out the comparisons from link to ashitaka was pretty much in every second theory video #abd even then i was skeptical bc i doubted they could make in any way a story as good as that #welp :)))) #anyway #old man yells at cloud lol #(this is not directed at anyone directly btw- i just keep running into even now and been feeling this way for a long time- )

[stalebagels]

#john and kimmel are my guys but listen i do not think they'd fare very well in a fight #unless MAYBE you pissed john off enough that he starts beating you to death with a copy of your own search history #conan fights like one of those wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men and that terrifies me #jon's got all that pent up rage built up in him and he's just waiting to go apeshit i would not want to fuck with that little man #stephen could be a wild card but all he'd have to do is look at me and i would perish immediately #seth barely moves one inch and i pretend i have been shot so i don't have to fight him #i feel like craig is the only mfer here who can legitimately fight #stephen colbert #john oliver #jimmy kimmel #seth meyers #jon stewart #conan o'brien #craig ferguson #strike force five #strike force memes #strike force #last week tonight #the late show with stephen colbert #the late show #the colbert report #the daily show with jon stewart #the problem with jon stewart #the jon stewart show #jimmy kimmel live #late night with seth meyers #conan #conan o'brien needs a friend #late night with conan o'brien #the late late show

[ink-the-artist]

some clone high ocs bc I am cringe but I am free. and bc im excited for the upcoming reboot :)

just the line art:

#art #fan art #clone high #ink #line art #digital art #these ppl are wildly different lol i just chose whoever i was intrested in for whatever reason #that ive also not seen clone high art of yet #hc andersens clone can hopefull have the gay romance the original anderson wanted :') #i was reading his wikipedia page a while back and its the sweetest thing ever 😭 #like what he wrote here: #''The Hereditary Grand Duke walked arm in arm with me across the courtyard of the castle to my room kissed me lovingly asked me always to #love him though he was just an ordinary person asked me to stay with him this winter ... Fell asleep with the melancholy happy feeling that #I was the guest of this strange prince at his castle and loved by him ... It is like a fairy tale.'' #and in the wikipedia section on his death: #''Shortly before his death Andersen had consulted a composer about the music for his funeral saying: #'Most of the people who will walk after me will be children so make the beat keep time with little steps.''' #jesus man 😭

[filled-with-fat]

I want you to make me FATTER.

I want you to stuff burgers in my mouth and rub my bloated belly,

I want you to watch as I painfully try to pull my obese, flabby body up, off the sofa.

I want you to help as I struggle to waddle my way to the loo, I need you to squeeze my love handles and butt so I can fit through the door,

I want you to wipe my hippo-sized arse because I can’t reach it in this morbidly obese body,

I want you to pour calorific gainer shakes down my funnel, push up my belly and suck my swollen fat pad, jiggle my thighs, whilst my belly bloats and bloats, I’ll pass out in a food coma.

#fatboy #fat man #too fat #fat thighs #fatass #fat piggy #fat as fuck #fat #fat moobs #fat arms #gay fatty #fat tummy #immobile #immobile feedee #too fat to move #fatty #big fatty #gay gainer #make me huge #death feederism #death feedist #huge butt #fat belly

[djarinslover]

Ik Chris (and Leon) could hold you up while fucking you

#he’s just so big #so large #those arms man #idc how much you weigh #they’d lift you #kat shitposts #I’m thirsting hard #leon s kennedy #chris redfield #resident evil death island #resident evil #chris resident evil #chris redfield smut #leon kennedy smut

[arsenicflame]

when will someone pick izzy up bridal style and spin him around? hm?

#it Would upset his tummy but i think he deserves a little holding. as a treat #to be cradled. and spun around with joy #(honestly to me i see this only working as bellhands i dont think izzy would let anyone else get away with it- maybe ed but. thin thin ice- #and i see izzy being too stressed about eds knee to get to unbridled laughter. so sam . hes just appeared; for the first time in a long #time. he sees izzy [they have a little reunion (depending on ~circumstances~ that could just be yelling affectionately at each other like #hey i haven't seen u in a year- or if its after faking his death i see sam getting punched. just a little) they get to kiss a bit etc etc] #then sam just. sweeps him up in his arms. izzy yells in shock and demands sam puts him down but sam just. holds him tighter and #spins him around in pure joy. and izzy laughs #(this; more than anything shocks the crew. they thought the rest of it was shocking- sam bellamy likes izzy???? theyre married??? #people think positively about this man they all hate???? wtf wtf. izzy punched sam and got away with it?? the prince of pirates????? #but then izzy is laughing. and theyre astounded. they didn't think he was capable of that. maybe they never knew him at all) #djjdhdhdj ive been. thinking about this. A LOT. today so here #have a ramble about izzy (again) #if izzy not for cradling like lover; why small? #nyxtalks #ofmd #israel hands #izzy hands #bellhands #sam bellamy #i think i went off enough in the tags to quantify those fjdjnd

[skloomdumpster]

#fate the winx saga #fate: the winx saga #saul silva #myedit #winxsource #dailynetflix #okay repeat after me: character thesis quote #this man has decided at an early age he was not deserving of happiness #cemented by aster dell and andreas' death (murder) #so all he loved and wished he kept at arms length and thus you know self fulfilling prophecy of hurting them/continuing to suffer himself #my greek tragedy of a dilf #pls ignore the ugly ass coloring i got lazy

[m0e-ru]

dont tell me i have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with fictional characters when masami itou is literally frolicking in the fields bringing figurines on set and calling it "adachybaby-chan" and writing a physical birthday letter to his anime idol boy son calling him "most beautiful cat in the world" and even signing it as his "papa"

#p4 #enstars #tohru adachi #izumi sena #masami ito #persona 4 visualive #p4v #badpost #kommento #// i tl'd it as 'adachybaby-chan' because he kinda says 'adachicchan 足立っちゃん' while teddie in JP says 'adacchii アダッチー' #// obligatory butai posting from the gas station. no this is not optional #// this is why out of all the adachi merch out there i want the coin grande one just because of. masami itou #// this man is going to be the death of me this guy loves his roles and characters so much it'll kill him #// would travel back in time to 2012 just to talk to him and asashin about p4 lore and tell all the haters wrong with visualive 3 #// he'll get the most annoying roles in the world and welcome them into his arms so warmly what the fuck man