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They're the same picture.

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#alternately…

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Apologies to all the people who're confused why I keep reblogging their kink content with a gif of an old British dude underneath.

I will not be stopping.

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I got this ad on Tumblr and uhhhhh

That's a fucking seagull

I have to assume this is a mistake and they actually meant to use the dove of peace rather than the seabird of petty theft, but it's not an inapt symbol for the type of Christian-ish doctrine that represents God as a jumped-up Santa Claus

#God is Buttons

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I really appreciate that a section the fandom seems to have embraced the psychological horror of Ed & Stede's Haunted Inn

Stede abandoned a wife and children for the freedom of the sea, and found a new family. He has given up both for a life on land with an unstable lover, always looking for a reason to bolt at the first sign of trouble. His dignity as a captain has been replaced by the placid facade required for customer service (and his lover's peace of mind).

Ed is a murderer and torturer. He is wracked by guilt but unable to make true amends: the mangled body one of the two men that ever loved him lies buried as a monument to his brutality. He ricochets from identity to identity in hopes of finding peace, but the monster is inside him. All he has his Stede. If he loses that, or thinks he does, he'll drag them to the bottom of the sea.

Izzy has been denied a burial at sea, unable to escape Ed's clutches even in death, his golden leg amputated from his body. All that was good in Izzy Hands has gone to better places. All that remains is pain, jealousy, fear, and hate. He has been trapped with the two men who took everything from him. Now he will take everything back.

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I can’t explain why but this has Sprizzy Meetcute flavor for me. Like… Lucius’s new Craigslist job is “professional restaurant catfish” but then he matches with newly-on-the-apps Izzy and realizes he doesn’t want to stand him up???

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'You can't just add izzy to existing ships!'

YES I CAN HE'S LIKE BACON BITS HE GOES ON AND IN EVERYTHING

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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

#his name rhymes with bed beach

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Clear? Crystal.

Photo by @aaronepstein

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when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’

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#nsfw #yay Izzy is never the top in steddyhands art #good for him. nothing to worry about but his own fun 😂

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I am reminded every time I watch this show that Izzy is the best character

#con O’Neill came to serve cunt

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the last tag :D <3

and

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when it comes to stizzy theres nothing funnier than izzy thinking ed is insane for being so in love with stede throughout s1, like what does even fucking see in him. no one in their right mind would want stede fucking bonnet. and then s2 rolls around and god FUCKING damn it fine ok he gets it now

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Art!! Izzy Hands!!! Inspired by this fanfic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49256713

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Ruibo Qian (via Instagram)

Queen 👑