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ihatebnha · 2 years
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how is everyone doing?
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ok bad batch finale time! here's my thoughts!
The Summit
ok I'm so scared rn, the opening credits haven't even finished and I'm terrified for my babies
please please go save him
yes tech!!! family comes first
ok I didn't like Phee at first but her interacting with Megs 🥹
oop tech and Phee moment
lmao tech can't do emotions (yk what, same tho)
(cue tiktok sound "walk him like a dog sis, walk him like a dog")
poor tech he's so fucking confused 😂
that fucker is back 😒
I hate this doctor so much
his voice annoys me
also fuck tarkin, what an ass
low-key so mad at hunter but it is what it is
bad enough that he left cross on the platform but trying to argue that they shouldn't go rescue cross makes me so mad
(believe it or not, at one point I was a hunter girlie and not a cross girlie)
which planet is raxus again??? tbh they're all blending together at this point
lol omega is joining wreckers scared of height club
gd tech is doing something to me today
don't get caught guys, please don't get caught
I did not have hunter willingly killing multiple troopers on my tbb bingo card
*brief intermission in my tbb commentary to inform you that my cats are wrestling and the older one (spock) refuses to just deck Hex when he's annoying him*
again, this dr pisses me off
"test subjects" well that is definitely not ethical
again, fuck tarkin
wtf is project star dust
techs little leggings 🤣 I love them so much
mouse droids!!!!!
stay focused on the mission guys ffs
run omega run
ok prediction: they're not the only ones breaking into the summit
called it lol
tbh saw gerrera really pisses me off, idk why tho
and covers blown lmao
stormtroopers wearing Corrie red hurts my soul so much
let me guess, saw gerreras team is going to grab the one shuttle they aren't supposed to grab
nope they just blew up the ship instead
I don't think they're gonna save crosshair
are we gonna get a season 3????
Plan 99
please I want them to save my boy
please Filoni I'm begging you
I already know something is gonna happen to tech (I opened up tumblr to block all the spoilers tags and unfortunately there was a whole bunch of spoilers on my dash 🙁)
tarkin just really doesn't care about his own troops huh
run tech run
fuckkkkkkkk
tech is gonna die
wrecker is too heavy, he'll make it worse hunter
omg I'm literally sobbing
tbh this was not how I wanted to start my day 😭
tech's dead honey, he won't hear you mega
wreckers little neck brace 😂
don't fucking tell me, that after tech sacrificed himself, that you aren't going to go try and save crosshair
you've already lost one brother, you don't need to lose another
omg they're gonna have to tell Phee 😭
cid sold them out
wait maybe they'll get taken to the same place as cross!!!
ah for fuck sake
it's doctor asshole again
yk they were kinda stupid to go back to ord mantell
cid told them this was gonna happen if they showed face again
and omega is playing right into their hands
doctor asshole brought up tech and wreckers reaction was my reaction
Hemlock is such a fucking dick, like giving hunter his brother's cracked goggles and saying that's all he could salvage?!?!!
I hate him more than krell
"she's long gone" except she's literally venting lmao
god I hate him
at least he found echo
"why did they bring me here?" because they needed Nala Se to cooperate
wait are we gonna find out how the emperor did the thing he did in the sequel trilogy???
don't tell me she's gonna see cross barely alive
for fuck sake the empire is traumatizing this child so fucking much
omg the assistant or something is her template I'm calling it right now
ok I mean I was close, they're sisters so I'm not far off
omega don't look so surprised, it's kinda obvious
so anyways I think that's practically confirmation of a season 3
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aqricus · 2 years
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ok but Aizawa refers to your cunt as its own person/entity and I think that’s very sexy of him
“my little girl looks happy to see me” watching you leak on his fingers as you cling and sob and push against his lap, his chest to your back as his other hand pins you to him...
“she’s been real good to me while I was gone, huh?” His voice is so nonchalant it’s almost painful 😩 especially when his actions are the exact opposite
He talks about how hungry she must be for him and even apologizes—
with words, caresses, or kisses-
—to her after he’s been gone for a certain amount of time 🥺
when he finds out you were playing with HIS girl while he was working? He’s so gentle with your cunt...
and ONLY your cunt.
biting and gripping your thighs and neck, just all over you while telling you how disappointed he is for catching you toying with what’s his.
Meanwhile, he’s teasing and flicking your swollen little nub with such tenderness, pulling and rubbing your moist labia with gentle yet firm caresses...
sonetimes he’ll make you watch as he treats his girl and if you look away once, he’ll make you look at HIM, dead in the eyes, until his precious girl creams on his hand/fingers/tongue.
Sometimes he’ll make you spread ‘er open with your fingers just so he can get a nice, good look at her <333 his hungry little girl who’s made it so apparent that she’s missed him 🥺just ifcffgfffcccx
And god forbid you feel ashamed about her 🚶🏽‍♀️ “it looks like roast beef/it’s too fat” exCuse me? Tuyvfjhhhg fHIS girl? That sweet little thing you keep for him and him ONLY?? His precious little pussy??? He’d overstim you while you cry out apology after apology,
to his girl, of course
And what’s even hotter is he refers to his dick as yours as well. Letûjÿ’s you use him as you see fit, less work for him after all 🤷🏽‍♀️
this…………. this made me feel something. nah something was just aWOKEN in me for both THIS concept and THIS character because i have NEVER. not ONCE. looked at aizawa before. but this……. this kinda👀 i’m kinda👀 lower back tingling rn
him referring to your pussy as “she” and “his girl”??? oh my god. making you apologize for insulting your pussy or feeling insecure about her??? Oh my god. the contrast in the way he treats you and the way he treats your pussy when he finds out you’ve been playing with her??? OH MY GOD.
i would def be into this, but i’d also be annoying with this bc there’d 100% be times i’d get all bleary-eyed and sulky and blink up at him/at his reflection n’ ask him if he only likes my pussy. bc “it’s starting to look like you’re more in love with it than me😤” and i will WRING. EVERY. DROP. OF SYMPATHY i can get out of that man. it wouldn’t even be entirely FOR playing the sympathy card bc there STILL would be a dash of genuine feeling when i go “hold on🤨 so you like her better than me? is pussy all i am to you? is sex all you want from me? seems like it.” get all huffy and turn away and refuse to look at him until he gives me a reason to. this man would not know peace.
tells me his dick is mine but then i’ll correct him like “don’t you mean hers?”🤔
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evera6234 · 4 years
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Gotham’s Salty WIP: Chapter I
RATING: T (Teen for cursing and stuff, this may change)
SUMMARY: 
Basically, the typical Daminette with a bit of lime and spice. Borderline crack fic bc i cant without humor. 
Marinette Dupain-Cheng goes to Gotham whilst carrying three years worth of emotional baggage, what she does with it, we don't know. Does she lug it around? Probably. Does she kick it off a skyscraper? Not probable, but maybe. Does she use it to drop kick an unsuspecting liar. Most definitely.                ~~~> EDITED BY OLLIETHETURTLE ON AO3
Transferred from AO3. 
Lemme know if ya wanna be tagged
OK. Umm.. First fic on AO3. K. We doin this, and we starting with this god awful piece of trash. Yes. Life. Fuck. 
Things ur signing up for:
Big boi Mari & Chloe Friendship Good Vibes TM
My ass shitting on Adrien bc im a salty bitch (and if u aint about that life, its ok. U can leave bc im not interested in fighting with people. No offence or disrespect to adrien stans but yea)
And Adrien stalker moments
Lila and Alya salt (plz see “im a salty bitch”)
Shitty update schedule, if any. I’m counting on yall to harass me to write.
Marinette & Jason “sibling-esque” relationship bc we all need that
An obscene amount of cursing (as you can already tell)
The class will not be  “Our singular communal brain-cell is fucking dead, help.” levels of dumb, but still “I have the IQ of a wet potato sack” levels of dumb.
Eventual negation of canon bc we live that life
“Espresso with a dash of Depresso” Moments TM
I'm originally an MLB fan. So do what you will with that info.
The good old “Ozmav AU” but with some lime and spice
As slow burn as I can
Mental Health stuff and the repercussions of having multiple identities treated completely differently
And the crown jewel of this entire fic… Auntie Harley and Ivy.
And….. sorry…. Ppl will kinda be OOC but im trying my very best. 
Tbh I have no idea where this going rn but... i mean… it going somewhere (specifically hell) because everything does. Leave ideas plz, don’t kill me. Just bully me. 
So yea. Lemme know what u want and if I want to, I might just squeeze it into the fic (if it fit ofc, im not just gonna add random 50 year time-lapses). I'll try my best ;)))) (<-- my quadruple chin)
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Chloe’s head hangs heavy on Mari’s shoulder as the pressurised air surrounding them vibrates with the sounds… of well… a plane. Chloe had a tough couple weeks; late night combat practises with the new team (LB, Hornet, Viperion and Ryuuko) has obviously taken a toll on her partner. Both wrapped in a thick velvet blanket that Chloe remembered to pack (thank kwami) sharing a pair of headphones, both were lulled into a peaceful slumber.
Alya laughs as Lila tips her small glass of diet coke (that a flight attendant painstakingly poured for her) on a sleeping Marinette’s side of Chloe’s blanket, effectively waking her up. “Oopsies! Sorry Marinette! You see, the cabin air has really been worsening my arthritis. I didn’t mean it! I swear! Cross my heart!” apologized Lila with fake concern as Alya giggles beside her. 
Marinette, literally seeing Lila’s crossed figures behind her back says “At least Chloe is still sleeping, she needs the rest.” Alya, Lila and her empty cup saunter beck to their seats nearby. 
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Mari and her class finally land in Gotham’s cold December night. Freshly hushed into a private shuttle, the class are driven to their hotel. It is late: around 3:30 AM. With heavy eyelids the class gazed out the bus’s windows in awe. The merging view of traffic and Christmas lights chase them to their residence. No one really remembers or knows what happened that night. Just the feeling of falling, be it into a white fluffy hotel comforter or into the crisp Gotham air. 
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“Oh! My! Gosh!!!” hears Marinette as Lila on the bus to Wayne Enterprise. “I feel so. At. Home!” In Marinette’s tired ears, there were more exclamation marks. 
“Of course… The only thing that can inhabit Gotham alleyways are cockroaches and villains,” Chloe grumbles beneath her breath, looking out the window.
“What have I ever done to you Chloe?” Lila cries, “I understand why Marinette bullies me, she is a jealous and vile girl. But I thought you, Chloe, want to be a better person, not a bully like that bitch, Marinette!��
“How dare you. How dare you. HOW DARE YOU!” Chloe yells as the recent words loop in her mind, 
“Not gonna call your daddy, huh?” Alya taunts. 
Chloe, with tears in her eyes begins, but is quickly interrupted by Marinette, “No she will not. She doesn’t need to. Chloe grew a lot over the last couple months, I’m so proud of her. She doesn’t need your bitch-ass approval.” Marinette grasps Chloe’s hand which previously wrapped itself around the fabric of Chloe’s heavy caramel winter coat.
“Quiet on the bus!”, A yell came from the front.
“But, Mr. Bus Driver… Marinette is being a…”
“Shut it! Y’all want me to kamikaze this shit into a building? I’m guessing y’all value your lives so shut it!” 
“Ms.Guardian, can I please have a cookie?” Pollen softly asks from the inside of Chloe’s giant white faux leather handbag.
“Shh… Pollen! Now’s not the time!!!” stresses Tikki.
“Please Ms. Guardian!!! I’m so so so hungry. This bag isn’t very warm and it’s taking all my energy to keep warm. A lil blubber wouldn’t hurt…. please!!”.
“Of course Pollen,” quietly respond Mari with a grin, “Here you go.” She pulls out a couple cookies from a Tupperware and hands them to Pollen. “Please share them with Tikki,” whispers Marinette into the bag. 
Marinette and Chloe then hears two tiny “thank you”s followed by the sound that can only be described increasingly aggressive chomping. Both girls giggle quietly.
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“Welcome to Gotham,” says an unenthusiastic man at the front desk. “Congratulations, you are…” He checks his computer. “On time? Interesting.”
“Yes, we are aware,” grumbles Mrs. Bustier, already done with the man’s attitude.
“Okay so before the tour starts I’m doing to need the student who set-up this field trip to sign a couple forms and stuff. Here ya go.” The man pushed a thicc pile of paper into the teachers hand. 
“Oooh! That would be me sir!” Lila chirped, intercepting the papers before skipping back to her posse of her’s. A few seconds after beginning to fill out paperwork Lila cries “Ouch! My wrist! My arthritis! Can someone help me filling out all these form.” 
“I’ll fill them out, I’m only going to need your signatures,” offered Max.
“Thank you Max, you are so sweet!” Lila complements. 
“Of course, your arthritis was badly affected by the altitude yesterday, you shouldn’t be staining your wrist so early!” Max blushed. 
“Maribug, you gonna to say something?” 
“Nah, just watch. Entertainment without a Netflix membership.”
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nastybuckybarnes · 5 years
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Wicked Games  -  Four
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Pairing: Bucky x Reader Soulmate AU
Summary: Everyone in the world has a soulmate. And until they meet that soulmate, everyone in the world stops aging at 25. Wrongfully accused of a horrendous crime and on the run, you happen to bump into the man who’s been avoiding you for the past seventy-five years.
Warnings: Language, Fluff? Rape and Abuse mentions
Word Count: 2.1K
A/n: I’m really tired rn and idk how good this chapter is. I just wanna write the spicy stuff lmao
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“Eat.” You startle awake as a bowl of mush is tossed into your lap.
“Why?” You ask, not understanding why this cop hasn’t turned you in yet.
“Because if you don’t you’ll die,” he says matter-of-factly. You roll your eyes and struggle into a seated position in the bathtub. “It’ll kinda be hard to eat with my hands stuck behind my fucking back,” you snap, not bothering to try and stay on his good side.
“Jesus Christ,” he murmurs, leaning down and carefully uncuffing one of your wrists only to cuff it again in front of you. “Now eat. Then we talk.” You roll your eyes but scoop some of the mush up on your fingers and carefully bring it to your mouth, tasting it with the tip of your tongue then shovelling it into your mouth.
Bucky watches you with a disgusted look on his face as you scarf down the food.
“Why did you kill Rumlow?” He asks after a minute of you eating. You look up at him then back down to the bowl of food. “You’re not legally allowed to question me until I have a lawyer present,” you inform. He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms over his thick chest. “I’m not in uniform. I’m asking you as the man who saved your life. Maybe the only man interested in actual justice and not revenge. If you’d tell me why you killed him this would all be so much easier.” You chew slowly then shake your head.
“I’ve learned not to trust cops,” is how you reply. It’s more than enough to clue Bucky in.
“C’mon. Get up. You’re gonna take a shower and get changed and then you’re gonna give me the reasons as to why you’ve been on the run this whole time. If you listen and you’re good, I’ll be able to help you. Got it?” You nod slowly, allowing him to carefully pull you to your feet.
“I’m gonna let you out of your cuffs and lock the door. Just know that I’ll be waiting outside with my taser and pepper spray, should you get any ideas about escaping. You’re stuck here with me. Towels are in the cabinet and there’s body wash in the shower somewhere. I do advise cleaning all this blood up first though.” he nods to the sticky substance coating the floor and walls of the bathtub. You nod and let him help you out of the tub.
“You have twenty minutes. There are no windows in here and only one door that I can lock from the outside. You have no way of getting out so don’t even try.” You slump your shoulders but nod again, rubbing your raw wrists after h takes the cuffs off.
“Twenty minutes start now.”
He leaves the bathroom and locks the door. After standing there for three minutes, you turn the water on as hot as it goes and let it wash away the blood dirtying the tub. Once the tub is clean you strip off your clothes and grab a facecloth from the closet. It takes a moment to find your courage, but you’re glad you do because the hot water feels absolutely incredible on your aching skin.
The pressure is perfect and cleans the mud, blood, and grime of the past few days right off of your skin.
You enjoy the warmth for a moment then get down to business; ignoring the pain in your wrists as you begin washing your body with the mahogany body wash.
You feel clean and refreshed, your hair finger-combed and washed with an expensive looking shampoo that smells like lilac.
Once you're finished you step out of the shower and wrap yourself in a fluffy white towel, looking around the room and pondering what to do next. You know you can’t escape, so there’s no point in trying.
Something inside of you is telling you to trust this cop. That he’s not like the others and he'll actually help you. He won’t be like Rumlow.
The still-prominent bruises and cuts all over your body remind you of just how awful Brock was, and you shudder.
“Are you decent?” He asks through the door, snapping you out of your haze. “I... you didn’t give me any clean clothes,” you say softly, afraid that he’ll take advantage of your vulnerable state.
“I know.” The door opens and you scream as he walks in, terrified and cowering in the corner. “Please don't! I-I’ll do anything! Please don't!” He freezes in his tracks, curses twice, then tosses a bundle of something at your feet and dashes out of the bathroom, locking the door behind himself.
You wait for a moment, tears streaming down your cheeks as your heart races, then end down and inspect the pile of stuff. He’s given you a t-shirt, a pair of boxers with the tags still on, and a pair of sweatpants that look three sizes too fucking gigantic.
Nevertheless, you put the clothes on then sit on the floor across from the toilet, your eyes focused on the door as you hear the lock click.
“(Y/n)... I... fuck. I won’t touch you, okay? Not... not like that. I won’t take advantage of you or anything. I promise. Okay?” You wipe your cheeks and watch as the door slowly opens. Bucky looks at you, all curled up in a ball on the floor, and his heart breaks.
“He touched you, didn’t he?” You don’t look up at him, nodding your head yes.
“(Y/n) I’m going to be very blunt with you now, you have to answer me truthfully because this will change the entire case. Did Brock Rumlow sexually assault you?” You nod once more, biting back a sob.
“Fucking Hell...” He trails off and scratches the nape of his neck. “I always knew he was a bad guy, but I never thought...” he looks at you then takes a deep breath. “Do you have any cuts or bruises from him?” You glare up at him and shake your head, not liking where this is going.
“I’ll stay right here. I just... I need to see them. It will make everything a lot easier for you.” You take a deep breath and carefully pull the shirt off, feeling embarrassed at being shirtless in front of this stranger. But some strange part of you is telling you that this is fine.
He sucks in a sharp breath when he sees your torso.
Your ribs are darkened, stained with bruises from either cracks or full breaks to the bones. You have multiple deep cuts that look like they’ve been stitched together by a three-year-old, and other fading bruises that cover the rest of your body. Around your neck are still very prominent bruises in the shape of fingers, indicating that you’ve been choked, and he can see similar bruises on your hips.
“C-can I put it back on now?” You ask, your voice wavering. He nods and looks away as you pull the shirt back on.
“Jesus. Come out here. I’m gonna make you some tea and you’re gonna start talking, understand?” You nod your head yes and follow him out of the bathroom, fighting tears the whole way as you realize you’ll have to relive everything that awful man did to you.
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Bucky’s quiet as he boils the kettle, mulling over everything he’s just found out.
You most likely killed Rumlow in self-defence, called the cops to tell them that, then hung up because you remembered that they probably won’t take your side over their dead buddy’s anyway.
He slides a steaming mug over to you and you stir in a spoonful of honey. “Thank you, officer.” He shakes his head at you. “James. My name is James.” You nod and keep your eyes down. “So he hurt you, huh?” You don’t answer, taking a sip of the hot beverage and trying to block out the painful memories.
“Well... this changes things. I’m almost thinking we should hand this case over to a different police department because ours is too personally attached to the case. But Pierce would never accept that. Fuck, this is a mess, isn’t it?” You nod, not looking up from the speckled grey countertop.
“Hey, I’m not gonna hurt you. Relax. You’re safe here with me, I promise. Hell, this is the safest you’ll probably ever be. Nobody will hurt you here.” You nod skeptically and take another sip of tea, letting the liquid burn your tongue and throat on the way down.
“What’s gonna happen to me?” You can’t stop the words from slipping out, but he doesn’t seem to hate the question. “You’ll stay here for a little while. Get better while I see who at the station is open minded. Then... I don’t know.” You nod, biting your bottom lip.
“Do you know why he did that stuff to you?” He asks softly, wanting to figure out why on earth Rumlow would want to harm someone who looks so delicate and fragile. You look up into his eyes for a split second, displaying that you have information that he needs and wants, then look back down to your tea.
“I don’t expect you to tell me everything right away, but you will need to come clean and confess at some point. Okay?” you nod, understanding that much. “Good. Now I-” knocking on the door cuts him off and you snap your head up. “Buck? It’s me, Steve. Open up.” Your heart drops as you recognize the voice of one of the cops who chased you through Walmart.
“Go up the stairs into the first room on the right. It’s a guest bedroom that nobody ever goes in. Hurry!” You discard your tea and run as fast and as quietly as you can up the stairs and into the room, closing the door halfway and sitting on the floor, one hand covering your mouth as you try to slow your heart rate.
“Hey Steve,” James’ muffled voice says from downstairs.
“Thought I’d see how you were doing. You were pretty heated at work the other day and pretty distracted yesterday. I just wanted to make sure you’re alright.” That’s the second man, Steve.
“I’m... tired. Confused. Frustrated. I just want this case to solve itself. I mean, it doesn’t make sense for her to just kill him, there must’ve been a reason. And there was clearly a fight between the two fo them. What if she was the victim but got the upper hand somehow? What if he's been abusing her this whole time and she finally had enough?”
Steve whistles, “you’ve been thinking about this a lot, haven't you?” You hear James sigh. “Yeah. I’ve had to. I don’t want to send an innocent person to jail, Steve. There’s just so much we’re missing from the story and I want to have it all figured out already.” You hear them moving around below you.
“I’m sure we will, Bucky. But it’s gonna take time and patience. But we'll figure this out. I promise.”
You hear someone sigh again. “I just... what if she’s hurt? What if Rumlow... what if it’s him who’s the bad guy in all of this and she’s just.... innocent?” You hold your breath as you wait for Steve’s response.
“Then we’d better find her and help her.”
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The door gets slowly pushed open and you watch as James walks in. He sits down across from you on the floor and stares at you.
“Steve’s gonna be seeing who at the station is open-minded, and from there we’ll decide what to do. If things are really rough, we might send you to a different. police station to confess. But until then you’re gonna be staying here with me. I’m the only one who knows you’re here and I’d like to keep it that way.”
You stare at him as he stands up and offers you his hand, hesitating for a moment before putting your hand in his and letting him pull you to your feet.
The feeling of his skin against yours sends a spark of electricity racing down your spine, a shiver of pleasure following right after it.
His eyes widen for the briefest of moments and you swear you see genuine fear in them, your own eyes widening as warmth spreads from where your hands are touching.
He drops your hand quickly then motions for you to follow him out of the room, leading you back downstairs to the kitchen to grab a snack and finish your tea.
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shy-marker-pliers · 5 years
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Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts: Sanders Sides | Liveblog + Reactions!
note: instead of writing thoughts down in chunks and reblogging them i’ll just do it in one big post so i don’t clog everybody’s dash and it’s easier to avoid if you haven’t seen the ep yet :) (that is if anyone is still awake lol)
I SEE U MR. MUSTACHE MAN ON THE THUMBNAIL
wouldn’t the dark side of creativity be anxiety? because you’re like imagining situations that could harm you? or maybe it’s paranoia or something idk
blood and gore? violence? disturbing imagery? DEATH?? which one of my children is gonna die i will not stand for this-
welp good thing i don’t have any triggers
character thomas buddy you don’t look so good
honestly he’s acting like i do pretty much all the time and that is...concerning....
i should sleep more
but i probably won’t
MY BOYS HAVE ARRIVED
now where’s logan
ah there he is
i love how as soon as he appears he’s like “what do you need”
tbh thats pretty soft
yeah whats going on here??
seriously who’s the new guy
“The purp man“
hhh everyone’s talking over each other
i’ve never seen Just Like Heaven but it’s got mark ruffalo so hell yea i’m game
seriously though why do they keep dancing around the subject
“am i delirious or is this the funniest video i’ve ever made?“ ok first of all mood, second of all it’s probably both because i’m very sleep deprived rn
wow that’s what it sounds like when i tune out ppl like its the exact sound and everything
thomas just freaking out while the sides are talking about movies
OH LAWD HE COMIN
that outfit tho....sis....
idk whether I hate it or love it tbh 
also holy crap that effect is so good how did they do that
Roman’s fucking dead
the duke? how come he gets a name but Dee doesn’t?
side note why is he called the duke
virgil looks maddd
so what is this like the Sanders sides version of the pink elephant song
“i’m going to whip your butt!“ “Promise?“ oOh KiNkY
HE KNOWS DECEIT 
wh-  this guy knows my thoughts too i guess
seriously i imagine what i would be like to kill a person way too often
oh so he’s creativity too
stop it duke you’re scaring patton!!!
Jeffery Dahmer is just a conversation point now i guess
i actually think i’ve heard of the white bear expiriment before
🎵 Patton did a real good job🎵
you sure did buddy
dork means whale penis. huh
this explanation is confusing but i kinda get it
i act like the duke sometimes and that is very concerning
or maybe it isn’t idk
he’s kind of making a lot of sense right now...about being afraid to explore more mature ideas in your work i mean
great now i’m imagining thomas dancing while on fire
i kinda like this new guy he’s like me if my thoughts were completely unfiltered
virgil is making a lot of good points here
so is logan
Virgil said a swear!!!!1!111
i’m so proud
lol ew he just licked that guy
“Im about to smash the hulk“ IM DEAD
logan is right, sometimes you don’t act on your thoughts because they’re impossible and/or you would or could never do them in real life. if you think about it imagining being the avatar isn’t all that different than, say, imagining pulling out someone’s intestines just to see how far they’ll go in the sense that they’re both things you think about but would never do
its not good to repress your thoughts, patton
logan is being lowkey soft to virgil
Duke stop you’re scaring virgil!!
preach logan 
DUKE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
virgil no
patton what
put logan’s teeth back wtf
heh...dookie
REMUS? HIS NAME IS REMUS? 
PROFESSOR LUPIN??
i guess some of you are gonna be shipping them all so we need another LAMP’D acronym
i mean i guess you could always do LAMP’DD but idk
LAMPDR? DLAMPD? if you leave logan out it could be RAMP’D
they’re destroying him with facts and logic
erection medicine
Duke be like “Surprise bitch i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”
what if you sniffed your dog’s butt?
“Roman! you’re alive!” “I love you!”
ok everythings cool
Roman no don’t repress him
VIRGIL YOU DID NOTHING WRONG
I KNEW HE WAS A DARK SIDE I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
BUT HE STILL DID NOTHING WRONG THOUGH
why do i get the feeling that the new meme here is gonna be eating deodorant 
well that was insane
goodnight everybody
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