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annoyingdog0 · 2 months
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They never could have had the matching eyebrow slits AND matching emo fringe at the same time bc they would've been too powerful and we all would've been sucked into a black hole. they've been protecting the world
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yourkindofquiet · 5 months
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As a passionate larrat and a passionate gay, I NEED this shirt.
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theycallmemoosey · 5 years
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Would You Be So Kind
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Dan x Reader 
A/N: Another request from @wolfgirl-1981 , based on the song Would You Be So Kind by Dodie. I have decided I am absolutely rubbish at song requests, and this is yet again another song I hadn’t heard of before so this is my own take on the lyrics. I hope this is ok! Moose :)
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I have a question
It might seem strange
How are your lungs?
Are they in pain?
You knew you were staring, but you couldn’t help it. He was honestly the most gorgeous man you had ever laid your eyes upon. He was perfect. No, of course he wasn’t perfect, who is? But he was everything you could have ever dreamed of having in your life. Except, he wasn’t yours.
'Cause mine are aching
Think I know why
I kinda like it though
You wanna try?
“You alright there, kiddo?” Dan pulled you out of your trance, “You’re staring into the abyss over there” 
“Sorry, just deep in thought” you mumbled, your eyes flickering back to the TV screen as you took another bite out of your pizza. 
“What were you thinking about?” 
“Not a lot really” you shrugged. 
“So you were deep in thought about…nothing?” 
“Don’t question me, Howell or I WILL kill your ass” 
“Don’t threaten me, Y/N or I WILL steal the rest of your pizza” he warned teasingly, stealing your pizza box and holding it out of your reach as you lunged towards him. 
“DAN!” You whined, “Give it back!!” 
“Ok, ok” Dan laughed to himself, “Calm your short ass down” 
“I’m not that short” you whispered, “You’re just a giant” 
“Ouch” Dan clutched his chest, “Hit me where it hurts why don’t you” 
“Shut up and finish your pizza, I’m trying to watch!” 
“Alright, alright” Dan continued to chuckle lightly to himself, turning his attention back to the TV as he munched away on what was left of his pizza. 
Aaaand you were staring again.
Oh would you be
So kind
As to fall in love with me, you see
I’m trying
The way his lips twitched into a subtle smile, the way his dimples showed when he laughed at whatever stupid joke was just played on the TV, the way his curls would bounce every time he moved even the slightest. You felt yourself falling in love with him more and more each second. 
I know you know that I like you
But that’s not enough
So if you will
Please fall in love
“So…you’re staring at me?” Dan questioned, his eyes on you as you continued to stare at each of his beautiful features. 
“Wh-what? No” you stuttered, your head snapping towards the TV when you realised you had been caught. 
“You totally were” he snickered. 
“No” you stated plainly, “You just have a little bit of pizza…right there” 
“Oh” Dan hurriedly wiped his mouth, a pink blush creeping onto his cheeks. 
It was that little blush that made your stomach flip and turn into knots. If only you had the courage to tell him. 
I think it’s only fair
There’s gotta be some butterflies somewhere
Wanna share?
'Cause I like you
But that’s not enough
So if you will
Please fall in love with me
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Let's write a story
Be in my book
You’ve got to join me on my page
At least take a look
Shit. He was blushing. You had totally called his bluff. He could have sworn that you were staring at him. Or at least he hoped you were. 
He had fallen head over heels for you the moment he first met you. The way your hair always sat perfectly, the way your eyes shone in the sunlight, the way they crinkled when you laughed that perfect laugh. YOU were perfect. No, of course you weren’t perfect, who is? But you were everything he could have ever dreamed of having in his life. Except, he wasn’t yours.
Oh, where are your manners?
You need some time?
Let’s swap chests today
That might help you decide
“Ah shit, look at the time!” You yawned, “I better head home” 
“Aw,” he groaned, “Do you have to? My life is boring without you!” 
“Woah, I’m hurt on behalf of Phil!” 
“You know what I meant” Dan smiled, “You didn’t finish your pizza” 
“You eat it. I’m stuffed” you stretched, leaping off the sofa and heading towards the door.
“Come on, Dan” he whispered to himself, catching up to you, “Now or never” 
Oh would you be
So kind
As to fall in love with me, you see
I’m trying
“What was that?” You asked, having heard a mumble behind you. 
“Do you want to stay here? Phil wouldn’t mind you using his bed” Dan said quickly, cursing himself in his head. 
“Uhhhh…” 
“Do you have work tomorrow?” 
“Well, no but-“ 
“Great. I’ll grab the freezer out of the ice cream and we can play kart Mario” Dan jumbled his words.
“Ice cream out the freezer and play Mario Kart?” You chuckled, seeing his blush reappear. 
“Yeah…yeah that’s the one” 
“Sure. Sure, I can stay up until 3am” you shrugged your coat back off and rushed back into the living room. 
Dan just stood speechless, watching as you gleefully ran back into his home. 
I know you know that I like you
But that’s not enough
So if you will
Please fall in love
Dan walked back into the living room and had noticed that you had made yourself comfortable around a variety of pillows and blankets. He smiled lovingly, not noticing you were staring. 
“Dan?” You giggled, “Stop gawking at me and sit the hell down so I can whoop your ass” 
“I wasn’t staring at you…you still have one shoe on” he pointed, making you blush. 
“Oh,” you noticed, blushing at your mistake. 
The butterflies in his stomach flipped and fluttered as he watched you chuck your shoe across the room and shuffled further into the sofa, staring up the switch with the biggest smile on your face.
I think it’s only fair
There’s gotta be some butterflies somewhere
Wanna share?
'Cause I like you
But that’s not enough
So if you will
Please fall in love with me
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The competition got fierce between the two of you, food fights had erupted and there were sweets everywhere. There were celebration dances when either of you would win, there was swearing when the sore loser would be teased by the other. Dan watched you dance around the front room when you had won the final race of all the courses, skipping gleefully and sticking your middle finger up, right in Dan’s face. 
Oh, do me a favour
Can your heart rate rise a little?
Do me a favour
Can your heart rate rise a little?
He was going to do it, he was going to ask you. He wanted to be yours. 
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You had won. You had won the game and truly whooped Dan’s ass. You giggled when Dan had tackled you onto the sofa, tickling your sides as you continued to be an incredibly sore winner. 
Oh do me a favour
Can your heart rate rise a little?
Do me a favour
The two of you landed on the sofa and you found yourself pinned down, still wheezing from your laughing fit as Dan giggled on top of you. The laughing soon came to a halt when both of you realised how close you were to each other. Somewhere you had both wanted to be for so long.
“Oh, would you be
So kind
As to fall in love with me, you see-“ Dan whispered.
“I’m trying” you whispered back, inching your lips closer to his.
“I know you know that I like you” He chuckled, stroking your hair between his fingers.
“But that’s not enough”
Dan’s eyes locked with yours, filled with love, “So if you will, please”
“Fall in love with me”
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justdanielhowell · 2 years
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dan on instagram
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windhowell · 3 years
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we all clowned about the second chair in the pumpkin spice video so i AM NOT ready to clown for dan being the 5th stereo guest have fun phannies 🤡🤡🤡
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leonardodespacito · 5 years
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DAN AND PHIL PODCAST, DAN AND PHIL PODCAST, DAND AND PHIL PODCAST, DAN AND PHIL PODCAST, DAN AND PHIL PODCAST!!!!
....just saying..
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Dan: i love you so much
Phil: and i love you even more
Dan: don’t start a fucking battle you can’t win, lester.
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ae3thetic-a33hole · 6 years
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Dan is dad
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cherryscentedlube · 6 years
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‘what’s going on with dan and phil lol they gay?’
‘come on guys.. everyone knows the situation with dan and phil. exit stage right.’
- chels and jim on their drunk livestream
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magickalsapphic · 6 years
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Do you think Martyn and Sarah were just like
Dip n pip: *much flirts*
Sarah: Oh look at the view!
Dip: Omg Phil pose u so pretty
Sarah:..
Sarah: R they always like this?
Martyn: Pretty much
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sincerelyworldsaway · 6 years
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Dan: When are we gonna have a child Phil?
Phil: When you're not one. When are we gonna have a dog?
Dan: When you're not one or you stop killing plants whichever comes first.
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theycallmemoosey · 5 years
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Fight for Me
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Dan and Phil x Reader (Platonic)
A/N: Here is a request that is long overdue! I don’t know how I feel about this or if I captured the boy’s personality very well, but it made me laugh. It may be because it’s currently 1am or if because I am a comedy genius (I’m really not). Anyways...enjoy! Moose :) 
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“Hello?” You called out into what seemed like an empty house, “Anybody home?” 
There was no answer, so you chucked your keys back into your bag and flung your shoes off carelessly, not caring where in the hallway they landed. You strolled down the hallway, looking in each of the rooms to see if you could spot the two boys you loved so dearly. 
“Y/N!” Phil cried out in shock, clearly surprised that you were just wandering the house without either him or Dan realising, “How long have you been here?” 
“Just came in” you pointed over your shoulder towards the front door, “You sounded surprised I was here” 
“You didn’t text us so we weren’t expecting you” 
“Oh. I thought I did. Must not have sent” you shrugged, heading into the kitchen to make yourself some toast.
“Y/N, is everything alright?” Phil asked as he followed you into the kitchen, “You seem…off”
“Off?” You repeated, your back turned to him. 
“You didn’t tidy your shoes away when you came in…you didn’t text us to let you know you were coming and now you’re making toast” 
“What, so now I’m not allowed to make toast?” You argued back, making Phil sigh.
“You know that’s not what I meant. You’re just not yourself, Y/N”
“I’m just having a bad day, that’s all” you threw over your shoulder as you started to butter your toast, throwing the knife into the sink when you were finished. 
“Talk to me”
“About what?” 
“Talk to me about whatever it is that is upsetting you,” he said softly, sitting down on the breakfast bar stool underneath the kitchen island, “What’s going on in that amazing little brain of yours?” 
“I’m just stressed” you sighed heavily, “Work is killing me, my mum is on my back about getting married and giving her grandchildren, my grandfather is sick and I fear he may not be with us much longer and just to top it all off, my landlord wants me to leave the house as soon as possible so that she can sell it, which means that I have to move out and soon” 
“I mean, I don’t blame you for feeling like this, Y/N. That’s a lot of stuff to be happening for such a gentle and caring person”
“You really think that?” You blushed, smiling as you muted away on your toast. 
“Of course, I think you’re the most amazing-“ 
“There’s my favourite girl!” Dan smiled as he walked into the kitchen, his arms open wide as went to embrace you in a tight hug. 
“Hey Dan” you smiled, squeezing him tightly as he kissed your forehead, “What you got there?” 
Dan pulled away and looked down at his hand, which was carrying a bag of Gummy Bears, “Oh yeah, I heard you down here and thought you might like these, so I brought them downstairs with me to give to you. I wasn’t going to eat them” 
“Oh, thank you so much” you smiled widely, taking the bag and putting it on the counter. 
“Are you planning to stay for dinner, Y/N?” Phil asked, the frown on his face disappearing. 
“If it’s not too much of a trouble. I thought that I would come and see you guys because it feels like forever since I last saw you guys”
“It was only a couple of days ago” Dan pointed out as he leant against the kitchen counter next to you. 
“Regardless, I wanted to see you two. You never fail to make me happy” 
“That means a lot to me, Y/N, thank you. How does Carbonara sound?” Phil smiled. 
“Sounds great, thank you,” you said, stroking Phil’s arm in gratitude. 
Dan cleared his throat to cut the award tension, “Y/N, want to come and play on the Xbox with me?” 
“That sounds like the best plan right now” you groaned happily, almost skipping off towards the living room. 
Phil stopped Dan before he left the kitchen, “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?” 
“Going to the living room?” 
“No, with Y/N” 
“What about her?” Dan sounded confused. 
“Dan, come on, you know I like her!” 
“What?! No! I like her!” 
“Well, we can’t both like her” Phil pointed out. 
“Fine, then neither of us will like her” 
“Fine” Phil agreed.
“Fine” Dan copied.
There was an awkward silence between the two of them before they quickly and suddenly snapped back to what they were previously doing. 
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“What did you think?” Dan smiled down at you after his favourite anime finished, only just noticing that you had fallen asleep slumped against his entire body, your head resting on his shoulder. He chuckled gently, shifting you gently so he could escape before picking you up, making sure the blanket was still draped over your sleeping form. Slowly, he made his way with you in his arms towards the spare bedroom that you all called your own. The boys often joked that you stayed round their house so often that it was if you already lived there. They dared think about how abandoned your own flat was. 
“Hmm? What’s going on?” You hummed, Dan shushing you as he entered the spare room. 
“You fell asleep, love” 
“Oh” you yawned, “Thank you” 
Dan smiled as he laid you down on the bed and you rolled over into a small ball. He grabbed the blanket from the end of the bed and covered you gently, seeing a faint smile creep onto your face as you dreamed. 
“Night, Y/N” he whispered, stopping in the doorway when he heard a little voice. 
“Night Danny” 
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You woke up to the smell of something frying and wandered into the kitchen. 
“Morning gorgeous girl” Phil looked up from the frying pan, his hair all messy and his glasses slightly wonky. 
“Hey Philly” you smiled, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, “What you cooking up there” 
“Bacon and egg sandwiches” he smiled, throwing the food together messily on a plate, “Grubs up” 
“Dear God are you amazing” you grinned widely, sitting on a stool in front of the breakfast bar as Phil served your favourite breakfast, “What’s the occasion?” 
“Does there have to be one?” He shrugged, shoving the pan into the sink. 
“Well, no…but you don’t usually do a full on breakfast unless something special is-“ 
“What, so I can’t make my favourite girl her favourite breakfast any day?” 
“Don’t get me wrong” you mumbled with a mouth full of food, “I’m not complaining” 
“No, but you are spraying” Phil laughed, tucking into his own breakfast as you slapped his arm jokingly. 
“This is incredible” you complimented Phil, “What did you do differently?” 
“Just put in an extra heaping of love” 
“You softie” you teased as you finished your sandwich, “Thank you again. I’m just gonna have a shower and then head to work” 
“I’ll clear up” he sighed happily, his stomach flipping when you squeezed his shoulders on the way out. 
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“Well…” you sighed as you walked into the front room where both of the boys were sat watching some anime, “Work has just called…I have the day off!” 
“Aw, great” Phil smiled, scooting over on the sofa to make room for you. As you sat down, both boys stretched their arms up to rest them on the sofa behind you but ended up resting on one another, awkwardly flinching away from each other quickly when they realised they had failed. 
“Are you two really just going to watch anime all day?” You huffed, always having found it a bit boring. 
“Not if you don’t want to” Dan paused the TV, “What do you wanna do today?” 
“Not sure. I feel like going to the cinema” 
“But we’ve been to see every new movie!” Phil laughed. 
“Ok…what about the arcade? Near the cinema?” You suggested. 
“Sure. Sure, I can waste £100 right now” Dan groaned as he got up from the sofa, stretching his back out, “Let’s go” 
The three of you headed towards the arcade, laughing on the walk towards the arcade. 
“Oh look!” You cried when you arrived, “They’ve added a Mario Kart game!” 
Dan chuckled, “You know, we also have it back at home. We didn’t have to come here and play it” 
“Don’t be such a grump” you teased, hopping into the seat, “Who will be competing against me first?” 
“Well, I need the toilet really bad so Dan can have first game” Phil wandered off, leaving Dan to slide into the seat next to you. You slotted in the two pound coins and the game began and immediately the competitiveness began. You started to push each other to distract one another. 
“HA HA! I WIN! I WIN! IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE HOWELL!!” 
“Y/N, there are children here” Dan laughed, enjoying seeing you win.
“Maybe I should take over your gaming channel” 
“You are such a sore winner” Dan chuckled, heading over to the next game, bumping into Phil halfway there, “You took your time” 
“I ate bacon earlier…” 
“Why would you do that? You know that bacon makes your stomach unhappy!” Dan whispered. 
“It’s Y/N’s favourite breakfast” Phil sighed, rubbing his stomach in discomfort. 
“Hey! Phil! Come and do this with me!” 
“The 4D Machine?” Phil smiled, “Sounds good” 
“Phil, are you sure? With the way your stomach is?” Dan warned, but Phil shrugged him off and headed into the 4D pod with you. 
“Ohh!” You cried excitedly as Phil closed the door and paid the money, “They have a haunted house one! Let’s do that!” 
“But you hate horror” 
“It’s better than candy land” you retorted, choosing the haunted house section. And oh boy, you regretted it 10 seconds into it. You were constantly holding onto Phil’s hand in pure terror, although he did not find himself scared at all - just full of butterflies at the way you were gripping onto his hand and burying your head into his neck and chest. At one point, you screamed so loudly Phil found himself wrapping his arms around you and squeezing tightly. 
You came out of the booth and met with Dan, who was standing across the booth on his phone. He smiled when he saw you come out of the booth, panting and smiling widely. 
“How did it go?” 
“Terrifying!” You laughed, “I love it, but I was holding on to Phil for the entire thing” 
“Really?” Dan asked, his face washed with jealousy as he watched a very pleased Phil exit the booth, “Is that so?” 
“Yeah, yeah it was so” you smiled, “Let’s do that!!” 
The three of you continued to play all the games in the arcade until the store assistants had to force you out of the centre. You huffed as you looked chewed on one of the sweets you had won from the arcade.
“Why is it you spend so much money on so many games to win as many tickets as you possibly can, and yet you walk away with THE WORST prize. I mean…how many tickets did we win?” 
“Like 5000?” Dan guessed, shrugging his jacket off to wrap around your shoulders as the evening had become cold. 
“And what did we win?!” You gestured towards the sad collection of prizes in your backpack, “10 sweets, a key ring and what? A small figurine?” 
“It will go well with our collection!” Phil smiled happily, having chosen the pocket-sized pop vinyl figure himself.
“I’m starved…how does Pizza sound for dinner?” You suggested.
“You staying again?” Phil asked.
“If that’s not a problem? I enjoy staying with you guys” 
“No! No! No problem at all. We love having you at home” Dan smiled, taking your bag. 
“Great, I’ll order the pizza,” you said, grabbing your phone and calling the local pizza place. Phil grabbed Dan and dragged him forward slightly, out of hearing range from you. 
“Dan, I’m thinking about asking Y/N out on a date” 
“What? No!” Dan said quickly, “I want to ask her out” 
“You can’t be serious” Phil laughed, stopping when he realised Dan was, in fact, serious, “Oh you are…” 
“I think she likes me too,” Dan said softly, looking over and smiling at you. 
“No, no. She likes me. You should see the way that she acted around me in the 4D pod” 
“Phil, don’t be ridiculous. She sees you as a brother. But I think I have a chance!” 
“What makes you think that she doesn’t see YOU as a brother!” Phil argued. The two of them began to bicker at each other about who should be allowed to take you on a date but they were quickly interrupted when you skipped back over. 
“Alright guys, Pizza’s-“ 
“Y/N WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!” The boys asked in unison, making you step back in surprise. 
“W-w-what?” You laughed breathily.
“Y/N, I really like you,” Dan said softly.
“And I really, REALLY like you” Phil added.
“I want to take you-“ 
“No” Phil interrupted Dan, “I want to-“ 
“You should go out with me, Y/N” 
“No Y/N, you should-“ 
The two boys spoke and argued over each other as they tried to get your attention. 
“BOYS! BOYS! STOP IT!” You shouted, making the two of them stop instantly, “Let me make this easy for you” 
“And go out with me” Dan whispered. 
“No me” Phil whispered even more quietly than Dan. 
“Don’t start, Phil…” Dan warned, feeling frustrated.
“GUYS, I’M GAY!”
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justdanielhowell · 3 years
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phantangled · 6 years
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“We’re hitting you with our gay agenda”
2018 is gonna be wild
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djhquiff · 6 years
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dan and phil at the met gala would look like whole fucking snacks there is no question about that
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danandphilter · 6 years
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A concept:
Pumpkin carving contest.
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