#but for real

[extrashortshorts]

Do you ever wonder... what is going on up there...

#OPEN THE REST OF IT!!!! #💀💀💀 #one piece #one piece fanart #cross guild #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #i used hawkeye as a vessel of my own thoughts again #but for real #it's like buggy is trying to have some big mom influenced visuals on purpose #as if it would feel more natural for everyone else to see him as important guy

[godofdystopia]

Me before meeting Wulbren: Oh man, Wulbren will be so happy that his husband Barcus is moving heaven and earth for him! Barcus is such a cool guy for going this out of his way to help his totally platonic friend and I cant wait for the reunion where they get marrtied and adopt all the tiefling orphans and live happily ever after!

Me after meeting Wulbren:

#RIP Barcus X Wulbren #You were fun while you lasted #barcus wroot #wulbren bongle #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #But for real #what was his problem?

[somerandomdudelmao]

how did "awww baby leo"

Become "what the fuck has the poor boy gone through"

It never happened to me before, and here it is again.

What a great mystery.

Unbelievable....

#but for real #I start all of my comics/fanfics like this👍 #At first it's haha funny #or #haha cute #and then #horrors

[madfoxx]

“In japanese culture they have a myth where they believe, that all soulmates are connected by an invisible red string, and those strings are attached to each of their little fingers.”

#*sobs* its all about the triangles guys #but for real #wouldnt it be iconic if the wholesome love wins tv show ended its triangle themed season with a happy poly relationship #thereby subverting the boring old love-triangle trope and turning it into something beautiful and new? #yeah. yeah that would be nice #please god just let them be happy and loved and let them get the ending they deserve #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #s3 #mom city #ted lasso fanart #ot3 #royjamiekeeley #my stuff #fanart #roy kent #keeley jones #jamie tartt

[makorragal-312]

Us: Buddie might be canon this season, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

-911 gets moved to ABC-

Us: BUDDIE CANON Y’ALL!!!!

#911 #911 fox #911 abc #911 on abc #buddie #buddie 911 #evan buckley #eddie díaz #911 buck #911 eddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman #but for real #the way how all the optimism for buddie SKYROCKETED after the cancellation/revival news #like any doubt that was had just vanished #like I admire the confidence #but I'm practicing caution #like I know that abc is queer friendly #im just worried about them killing off anyone #or them making buddie canon and then destroying them #kinda like what they did on grey's with nico and schmidt #I hope to god that never happens #or im gonna lose my fucking mind #but then again that's shondaland #overall this is pretty good news #can't wait to see what happens #but can you imagine the buddie whiplash we'll get #on fox we MIGHT see them asleep on the couch with chris #but once they're on abc the opening scene is gonna be them FUCKING on the couch #looking forward to the buddie future

[drunkenlionwrites]

Imagine giving knuckle kisses to both Vash’s hands until he’s fully red and stuttering something incoherent, barely standing on his feet.

#vash x reader #vash x you #vash the stampede x reader #vash headcanons #vash fluff #tell me he wouldn’t react like this #flustering Vash would be my favorite hobby #but for real #his fingers are art #lion blurbs

[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

FAMILY GATHERING

Crowley: so, how's the husband?

Gabriel (across the room): FUCK YOU

Muriel, in tears: I DIDN'T KNOE WHAT THE BLUE SHELL DID

Aziraphale, chugging a bottle of wine: rainbows are pretty!

Gabriel: THIS IS SPARTA

Beelzebub: ... really glad I gave up the prince of hell title for this.

Crowley: but Muriel's doing great-

Muriel (in a fit of rage): YOU'RE- can I say a bad word? STUPID!!!

Literally everyone: HEY

#good omens #good omens season two #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #quiet gentle romantic #but for real #beelzebub #gabriel #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub and gabriel #god i love them #muriel #muriel my love #i love her

[izzysillyhandsy]

Ok Ok Ok listen

If this is merman Stede with the spear and merman Izzy with the heart spelling Ed with their hands, then

they're holding Ed protectively in their midst

also, Ed is what connects them

with out either of them, Ed isn't complete, therefore...

...the two of them together make ED (happy)

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE 😭😭😭

EDIT: Here's much more I have to say about this 😅

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #edward teach #stede bonnet #izzy hands #THIS is how Steddyhands etc etc #but for real #it's right here!!! #I never realized this was IZZY and Stede before oh my god #this isn't all I have MUCH more to say about this

[buckaroosboogara]

We stay winning

#but for real #mute the tag 'sonic stuff' if you dont want me screaming all over your feed #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic stuff #sonic x shadow generations

[snarkythewoecrow]

do I have 2.2k of a buck/tommy hurt/comfort thing already written where buck needs to cancel their plans cuz of a migraine and tries to hide that from tommy only for tommy to suspect something then come and dote on him sweetly? well if you know me then you know the answer to that

Tommy cleared his throat. “Again with the tension. You know we don’t need to do anything, right? I get that this can be a lot, and the last thing I want is to be that guy, ya know?”

He rubbed the back of his neck, wincing at the awkwardness, then glanced up, one eye squinted shut like it would make it easier to meet his gaze. “That guy?”

There was a worried-looking wrinkle between Tommy’s brows and a pinch to his mouth, as he seemed to study Buck. “The one you end up regretting ‘cos you were worried about doing shit you weren’t ready for yet.”

Yet.

That was a word. Three letters and full of promise for a future. One that he still couldn’t believe had been right in front of him the whole time—except perhaps he’d needed the time to grow towards it. Because even months ago, he might not have been the version of himself that’d had been ready for this step—he’d still been cooking—but now? Yeah, that kiss had broken him free.

A few tight nods, then he dropped the hand from his neck. “Yeah—uh, definitely—no regrets.” His throat felt swollen as he tried to swallow, eyes raking over the bulk of Tommy’s chest—the bulk of muscle that triggered a mixture of emotions.

“Tell you what, how about we stick a pin in things for the night—hey, don’t make that face,” Tommy said, the corner of his mouth quirking up as he caught Buck’s chin with two fingers and made him meet his gaze. “Because I’m definitely not done with you, alright? I just want to take things slow—you deserve to be treated right.”

#why am i like this? #writing updates #911 abc #bucktommy #kinkley #snark writes #my wips #and the mountain that they have become #but for real #this will be sweet as fuck #you'll love it

[jakeyt]

Covet: Chapter 10 (Sneak Peek)

a/n: A little peek inside Jake's head... chapter 10, the true first look at how Jake will take the news. You'll see the first few weeks of him knowing once the whole chapter is here. Eeeek!!

However, here is the mess of his mind once he first finds out......

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Jake's POV

There was no doubting her. Not for a single second. The baby was mine and I’d known it in my heart before I asked. 

I really just wanted to hear her say it. 

During our time together, just like she’d been it for me, I knew in my heart that I’d been it for her. I’d known her, backwards and forwards.

And, within that time that I knew her so well, we’d become close. So close that, without meaning to make it—us— more, we’d made what we had more. 

Shaking my head, I gave her a better look, not able to put into words what the fuck I was feeling. So, I let my eyes trail down her body, covered only by a towel. 

She adjusted her towel, tighter around her body. Was she self conscious? She shouldn’t have been. She was always beautiful. So beautiful. And I was afraid pregnancy was only going to enhance her beauty. . . I noticed as she tightened her towel, the action made her full breasts spill even more from the top of the towel. 

I averted my eyes, willing my dick to not react. Instead, I trained my eyes below, on her belly. 

And now that I knew, I could see. Even through the fluffiness of the towel, I could see a certain roundness to her belly that had never been there before. A full-blown bump. Still small by some standards, but big enough that I should have fucking noticed. 

Not able to help it, my eyes scanned her heaving chest again, the tops of her tits fully exposed above the towel. It made so much sense why I’d noticed them looking bigger. . . Because they were bigger. Growing. Every day. To nourish a baby. 

Our baby.

I looked away from her. . . I couldn’t look at her right now. 

Not when she— when I. . . God.

How had I been so oblivious?! I lived with her for Christ’s sake. Was it my fault that I hadn’t allowed myself to be more present in her life? Was it because I was seeing Maya now? 

God. No. It wasn’t on me to watch for things like that anymore. Not since she’d told me that I’d served my purpose. That I was just convenient. . . And all of the other hateful shit she’d spit in my face that day. 

The day my heart fucking broke after pounding in my chest. . . Pleading with her to help me understand all of it. 

But she didn’t fucking stop . . . Just kept going. Breaking me. Saying things I never, in a million years, ever wanted to hear from her. 

I’d let her become more in my life. I foolishly thought it was meant to last. Thought that she had become my someone. More than relationship. More than friends. She had just . . . Been there. She’d nestled into a place made just for her in my heart. Like she was supposed to have been there all along. 

I’d never wanted her to leave. 

But she’d wanted to. She’d put her foot down, not leaving any goddamn room for argument. 

And my heart. . . Fucking broken after beating the hardest it ever had in my chest. . . Shattered into an infinite number of tiny shards at my feet. I’d spent days picking up the shreds, my hands getting cut every time I tried to fix in me what she’d torn apart. 

There was a part of me that knew exactly why she’d done it. I fucking knew. But there was no use in entertaining what I knew to be true when she refused to acknowledge the truth. 

The night we’d smoked and I’d told her that I— she’d told me that she— Jesus. The moment had been so real, so solid. . . Even being under the influence, I felt the connection we’d made in that moment. 

I thought about the words everyday after that night. And the words continued to echo for weeks after I’d left the kitchen on that hellish day. 

Then there was the transcendental sex we’d had when we made it into her room. . . She’d been so wet, waiting for me. . . Fuck it all. That sure as hell hadn't left my mind. It wouldn't ever.

Wait— the night we’d smoked. . . We hadn’t used. . .

Was that when—?

The inside of my brain was just going fucking insane and I couldn’t— goddammit!

I tucked Josh's goddamn phone in my pocket, and ran a hand through my hair a couple of times. The other hand still held my keys, flexing over and over. I needed to do something with my hands. Besides balling them into fists and creating divots in one palm with my fingertips and the other with my keys.

I was tired of just standing there, in front of this woman I’d fallen for at a time when I thought I’d never want to love again. . . The same woman who’d shattered me. And, now, the very same woman who was carrying my child. . . 

There was no use in trying to organize any thoughts. 

Pacing seemed to be the only option. So, back and forth, back and forth, I walked in about a foot of space. Just waded in these uncharted fucking waters.

All I knew at this moment was she was pregnant. And she’d lied to me about it. 

How long had she—? How far along was—?

And why in the hell had Josh known before me?! Of all fucking people . . .

Fuck! 

“Jake,” her voice tore through the catastrophic mess of shit in my head. 

I didn’t look at her. 

How could I? When she’d left me in the dark. Once again, prioritized Josh over me. Even when it came to my child. Absolutely fucking incredible.

“Jake, please,” she muttered, voice cracking on the word please. My heart couldn’t handle the sound. “I can’t— I’m not in the right state of mind to just—," she squeaked, the sound of tears clear in her tone.

I stopped pacing and peered up at her finally, my hair surely a mess when I let my eyes pierce hers. 

But as soon as I made eye contact with her, I softened. I hated to see her cry. Hated it. And the sobs wracking her were unexpected and it hurt me to stand there and watch her like that. 

But— she’d brought this on herself. Right?! Fuck. 

As much as I wanted to walk to her and hug her, I didn’t. I stayed where I was, offering a half-assed condolence. It wasn’t her turn to hurt over this. 

I was the one just finding out. Not her.

“Y/n,” I tried, weakly. But god it sucked to say her name right now. “Just— god. There are so many—.”

“Questions, I know,” she finished, sniffling. She walked a couple hesitant steps toward me. But I took two back, away from her. 

The way her body slacked at my action made me want to take it back. There were a lot of things I wanted to do. Some understandable, some not so much. I wanted to cry. Kiss her. Hug her. Feel her. Help her. Scream at her. 

But, she was right. I did have so many fucking questions. 

“How long?” I asked, breath shallow, never letting my eyes leave hers. 

She kept up, not looking away from me. “How long have I known? Or how long have I been—?”

“Both.”

“I—,” she stuttered, closing her eyes tight, her beautiful face contorted in what I could only assume was emotional turmoil. 

I watched as she balled her fists, clenching them a few times. Then, as she released them, she seemed to plant her feet firmly on the floor— her body, rigid and straight. 

When she opened her eyes and found mine again, I could clearly see the tears that had accumulated on her lashes. And her eyes, that would forever take my breath away, were daring to shed more of them.

“Don’t cry,” I couldn’t help but calmly reassure her, my voice soft as I went to stand closer to her again. Not close. Just— closer. “Just. . . keep going. Talk me through it. Talk us through it.” 

She breathed deeply, in and out, once. I strained to not let my eyes fall to her chest— to admire the way that her fuller breasts would rise and fall. . . 

I resisted, focusing on her eyes - her face. Her face, rivaling all gods of beauty, always daring to bewitch me.

After taking one more calming breath, she began. “I’m three months,” she paused momentarily, as if thinking of something. “Three months today, actually.”

Three months.

“And how long have you known?”

“I’ve known for about a month,” she responded, bringing her shoulders higher and sniffling once. She blinked once, tightening her fists once more. “That’s not to say I told anyone right away. I kept it to myself. I was scared. I didn’t know what the fuck to do.”

I let her words sit in the air for a few minutes, thought them through at least five times before I couldn’t keep the next question to myself any longer. 

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a/n: hm.... what will his next question be???? I'll give you one guess 🙄

also, I love how much he already loves her changing body..... liiiiike..... 👀

#but for real #omg guys #i am /so/ excited to show you where this goes now that he knows...... #a new beginning #that's for sure #covet #sneak peek

[endlessnightarts]

Paris is gonna be amazing

#louis has found the love of his life #claudia is getting hatemail in her psychic DMs the whole time #but for real #i hope they do a scene #where louis and armand are fucking #and armand sends claudia some telepathic hatemail #it'd be a brutal parallel #louis du pointe du lac #claudia du pointe de lioncourt #armand de romanus #interview with the vampire #iwtv #endlessnightarts

[emeraldotter]

work sketches

#doodle #crappy art #emeraldotter's deer obsession continues #its archivin time #tokoyami fumikage #tokoyami turned me into an avian #but for real

[nikethestatue]

Azriel just got tangled with a Middengard Wyrm, Nesta in the Death Mask, and an honest to god Asteri in a span of like 2-3 days. Not to mention an alien from another world, who played him some death metal and he liked it. And survived it all without too many scratches.

But sure, tell me more about how Lucien can take him! Because Lucien can...light a fire!

#azriel #but for real

[scarefox]

Captain, First, Porsche:

(Zouey is just surprised pikachu)

#but for real #Prom x Nont get a room #playboyy the series #ep13 #prom x nont #my memes #the whiplash already in these first minutes....

[blitzy-blitzwing]

So this is Specimen 09, he's a recovering domestication victim and he's also an expert spymaster for the rest of the team of OCs, who are an elite Decepticon strike force!

Fucking badass!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

#seriously cool #last one for the night #I gotta get to bed #but for real #such a cool looking character #my doodles