#dan and phil quotes

[natigail]

Dan: I want to say thank you to you all being here.

Phil: Wait, I'm going to let you do your emotional goodbye. Because this is your thing.

Dan *softer*: No, you can stay.

Phil: Do you want me to stay?

Dan: It's fine. Just don't be weird with the razor or anything. True. Green Day coded Phil.

Phil: I'm feeling very Green Day right now (because of his outfit).

Dan: Only because of this stream, because of the people who came to the shows in London, to everyone who bought a ticket for this, were we even able to film this. I know that people want to have this somewhere forever, so we're going to try so hard to do that. We're going to try to get the merch available so that doomed era can feel like it's, you know, for posterity. Everyone got their piece of it. We've going to release the cubes. I want to say thank you. This is the highlight of my life. It was the most important thing I've ever done. I love you all. Phil, thank you for hosting the orange carpet.

Phil: Yes!

Dan: It was certainly an experience. I will see you all back on the internet. *Phil starts applauding* And you can now all go sleep and piss in peace. Goodbye!

Phil: Bye!

#dan and phil quotes #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #we're all doomed

[shamelessfanturkeycreator]

The nostalgia train keeps on running and now all the Dan and Phil quotes are rushing back into my head.

Including but not limited “in 2022 who was the best man at Dan and Phil’s wedding” which sent me down a whole spiral of omg 2022 already happened, time is a lie.

If anyone needs me, I’ll just be playing with some puddles and a toaster.

#i simultaneously remember the jokes that actually happened in 2022 while also remembering when I felt like it was a distant future #daniel howell #amazingphil #danandphil #danandphilgames #dan and phil games #dan and phil #phil lester #dan howell #phandom #dan and phil quotes #2022

[philsrosesweatshirt]

the fact that phil says that “living is laughing” is the same as “embrace the void and have the courage to exist” like girl no it’s not you’re just obsessed with your husband.

#but not enough to know the quote properly #dnp #dan and phil #amazingphil

[reunitedinterlude]

dan and phil appreciation week

day one: favourite quote(s) - phil version

#ok third time's the charm cause this keeps disappearing from the tags sdjfs soz <3 #also unable to choose a serious quote or else i'd. feel an emotion or smth #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #dnpaw #dnpawjan24 #compilation #tw flashing

[iscaffeine]

Death may be inevitable, but first we get to live.

wad premiere afterparty forehead kiss for @danrifics ! alt versions below cut :] ⤵︎

#more of a ~slit~ kiss #we’re all doomed #dan and phil #dan and phil fanart #dan and phil art #fan art #phan #← why not #tbh this quote made me optimistic but also more existentially crises-ed lmao #my arts

[yonpote]

ok ok everyone please, ignore for a moment that this is a clip of The Quote. please just ignore the words and look at dans body language cuz its killing me LMAOOOO

#yet another gayass thing that dan said that was probably meant to be at least PARTLY ironic #but turned into the gayest sentimental crap that phannies stay quoting about yall #it's hilarious #BUT LIKE HES STILL BEING SINCERE LIKE #DONT GET IT TWISTED #i think same w most fun i ever had #hes being sincere but he has to lay on a thick layer of irony to feel able to express a genuine emotion #he just like me fr #dan and phil #myclips #daniel howell #basically i'm gay #phan

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dannies are like “yeah i know i have the worst taste. don’t worry i know i’m garbage. also sorry for having a lesbian crush on dan howell idk how to explain it he’s just my wife sometimes. also i hate him but it’s only ok for me to hate him btw. i’m very ashamed but sadly i was just born this way and lady gaga told me to love myself the way i was born but i make it pretty fucking hard to do that. dan is an annoying dumb whiny bitch and he’s everything to me. phil is a god and deserves to be worshipped as such i just belong in the trash bin with dan. it’s where i was born it’s where i grew up and its where i will die. its who i am inside and out to my core. i cannot tell you what this man means to me. he’s so stupid and he owns my heart. every time he talks i scream SHUT UP at my phone and here’s his handwriting tattooed on my arm. love is love okay and god has cursed me to love a cringefail whore that’s just the way it is. yeah ‘embrace the void and have the courage to exist’ was my senior quote so what. what about it. let me have inferior taste. yknow what why are you interrogating me” and honestly we’re so real for that

#/j #dannies unite #i don’t have his handwriting tattooed on my arm #nor did i have a senior quote #but otherwise that’s all my #i could go on for hours about why i’m fundamentally a dannie but we don’t have that time lmao #i have an autograph from dnp that my friend got me when she met them and she was like “i made sure to have dan write it” #and i cried so fucking hard and his handwriting is so fucking awful #dnp #yeet my deet #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #danandphilgames #amazingphil #phil lester #phannies #phillies #dannies #fandom culture #phandom sociology #sister daniel is my wife and you’re a hater #yeet my deenp

[hipersensitive-pacifist]

"If you're an ugly dead stick, keep watering yourself, and eventually you will blossom"

~ Daniel Howell 2024 ~

#my motivational quote of the year #daniel howell #dan howell #dnpgames #dnp #dan and phil

[subwaymademecry]

spill blood my beautiful friend and let the darkness set us free

#quote is from the yellowjackets season 1 finale :) #dan and phil #dan and phil crafts #danandphilcrafts #phanart #phart #dan and phil fanart

[bestfriend-confidant-sillyrabbit]

"Phil, something I talk about is the importance of having someone to support you and that's been you throughout my life. Through all the little existential crises you've been there feeding me snacks and as annoying as you have been, at least you've been there. "

#this is one of my comfort videos of them #idk if the quote is grammatically wrong I really should go back to study english #amazingphil #phan #dnp #dan and phil #phanart #dan howell #phandom #phil lester

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2483

Thanks for hanging out in 2022~ See you next year! <3 (Dialogue from Rent.)

#marks and rec misc #incorrect quotes #youtubers #new year's eve #drawfee #jenna and julien #sanders sides #dan and phil #unus annus #puppet history #brian david gilbert #tasting history #enchanterium #in space with markiplier #ghost files #critical role #dimension 20 #drew gooden #threadbanger #mythical kitchen #gab smolders #bb the cat #jenna marbles #julien solomita #daniel howell #amazingphil #markiplier #peebles #crankgameplays #ryan bergara

[natigail]

Question: Dan, when are you starting your drag career? Sister Daniel is SO hot and you know it!

Dan: Look. Sister Daniel does awaken something in me that I could do a whole video essay about.

Phil: What was that?

Dan: Dan. Gender. Drag. And the confrontation of who your personality is as shaped by nature or nurture.

Phil: Oh!

Dan: To what extent is the personality of Dan, with the wearing black and the cynicism and the sarcasm and the boy hair, just me being afraid of being bullied at secondary school. Does Sister Daniel allow me to... is it just an act? Or is there something there? Who knows.

Phil: Might be a good video!

Dan: No.

#dan howell #dan and phil #dan and phil quotes #gender #slutty nun #sister daniel #drag #phil lester

[serendipnpipity]

"I'm the honey, he's the moon"

#dan and phil #someone said dan was sun coded if phil was moon coded and an eclipse is both (and... branding...) #also the *my sphere goes over your sphere* quote from dan is leaving me is the perfect descriptor for a solar eclipse??? #spent so long looking for a phil shirt that was a) monochromatic and b) matched the vibe #so i don't think he's got this one specifically but for a british guy i know that man has NASA merch #dnp art #phanart #ser sketches #dnp

[lesthowells]

dan and phil appreciation week: day 7: favourite overall series // undertale

#dan and phil #dpgdaily #dnpaw #*andiegif #i know i chose undertale last time but it really is so dear to me #i can quote so much of it sdfddsfdfs

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

They’re so silly and so is this but 🤷‍♀️

#dan and phil #quote doodle #dnp #dapg #embrace your friend and have the courage to throw him in some lava #my art #original content by astra

[incorrectnessduskwood]

MC: God, if only someone loved me… Jessy: *standing behind them with roses* Jake: *holding box of chocolates* Dan: *has balloons and a card* Phil: *holding a guitar and singing a love song* Cleo: *facepalms* This is sad.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect duskwood quotes #mc #duskwood mc #jake #hacker boy #duskwood jake #jessy hawkins #dan anderson #phil hawkins #duskwood #duskwood everbyte #everbyte studios #dont know about yall #but id go with the chocolate