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zorosdimples · 4 months
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totally normal thinking about men who tie their long hair up before going down on you
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https://jill-581.tengp.icu/j/a3AJ2ro
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randombook4idk · 1 year
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family reunions in anime be like:
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mulberrymayhemart · 11 months
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Kisaita sketch
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spookyvampire666 · 4 months
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My Anime Daddies Part 1❤️
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dark-elf-writes · 9 months
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I’m laughing so hard rn I can’t breath. Holy fuck. Just imagine Fugaku sometimes mentioning his kids offhandedly and Naruto always being fine with it cuz his sugar daddy being an actual dad doesn’t rly change much for him (Besides making him even more besotted because Fugaku clearly loves his family and Naruto adores that).
But imagine all the ways the reveal could happen.
Naruto walks past Sasuke’s old room one morning after a major storm and sees the bedroom light on. Doesn’t think anything of it because at his old apartment every single light turned on whenever the power came back on. He walks in to turn it off, sees Sasuke staring back at him with wide eyes (he’s wearing a very slutty robe that does absolutely nothing to hide his lacy white lingerie or the bite marks on his chest) and blinks a few times before smiling brightly “you can call me mom if you’d like!”
Naruto walks into Fugaku office wanting to blow him but sees him looking through a photo album. One of the pictures is from Sasuke’s yearbook and Naruto sees himself in the background of one of the pictures. He’s sporting several bruisers from that round of foster parents and sitting alone on the swing as a familiar dark haired boy beams at the camera showing off his ninja action figure.
Itachi, vaguely connected to everyone sasuke has talked to for more than a few months and admittedly fond of the blonde, calls him one day to ask how he is. Unfortunately for everyone, Naruto put the phone on speaker and Fugaku walks into the room at the sound of his oldest son’s voice.
Fugaku’s birthday where both of his sons come home to surprise him only to hear Naruto moaning from the top of the staircase. Just absolutely screaming and wailing because he does nothing silently (frosting is definitely being licked off him too). Itachi blinks, stares at the cake he’s holding, and quietly turns to go back downstairs. Sasuke needs to be dragged because he literally froze up in horror. They both spend an hour in half dissociative states in the kitchen until Naruto and Fugaku stumble into the kitchen half naked and smelling like sex. Sasuke does a lot of pointing while Naruto immediately snaps into mom mode like “aw sasuke you brought your father a cake! That’s so sweet of you! I already had plenty to eat but I’m sure he’s hungry!
I really love Cool Brother Itachi being aware of Naruto and checking in with him whenever he can/making sure things with Sasuke don’t get too bad but the birthday thing is also amazing so hear me out:
Itachi while on the phone with Naruto hears his dad’s voice from the background and is like “Naru… hun… are you sleeping with my father?” Naruto who graduated with no less than four Uchihas in his class is very much “??? Perhaps??? You got a first name or???” Itachi frankly thinks this is good for both of them (Naruto had always looked so sad and his father has been so lonely) and just says congratulations and moves on.
He forgets to tell his brother of this.
(Sasuke deserves it if he’s being honest. After everything he put poor Naruto through some minor scaring is the least Sasuke deserves)
When they walk into their fathers house and hear the very clear sounds of sex (loud enthusiastic loud sex) Itachi does drag Sasuke downstairs and makes it very clear that he will not ruin this for their dad no matter how much he hates it.
Then Naruto walks in.
Itachi pours himself another glass of wine, drains it in one, and laughs in his brothers face.
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Young Fugaku Supremacy
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fina1chase · 4 months
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Shout out to everyitachi for putting themself at the forefront of the itachi fans
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kyovtani · 2 years
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okay but the thought of ceo!itachi going all "don't call me sir like all the others, princess, you know better than that don't you?" because that man gets rock hard every time the sweet little word daddy falls from your lips 🥺
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rushielovesplushies · 10 months
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My fcking tear trough is starting to get prominent each day
I'm starting to look like itachi-kun 😭👉👈😆
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ellicelluella · 1 year
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broke my bad habit of watching shows without earphones and hotDAMN some voices be so sexy???? must be the extra bass or the noise cancelling or some audio sorcery shit but akhdkajfhjd consider my toes curled
related mental image: matt murdock buying good earphones so he can have decent eargasms
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diorsbrando · 2 years
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so i’m re-watching demon slayer and daddy muzan pops up and i wanted to know what he sounded like in dub bc i’ve never heard it + i couldn’t even remember what he sounded like period. AND SOSA WHEN I TELL YOU I DONT FUCKING REMEMBER HIM SOUNDING THIS SEDUCTIVE????? it’s giving itachi / madara lowkey. like my eyes legit bulged out of their sockets bro. i’m thinking of the most profoundly disgusting shit rn like my voice kink is going sky fucking highhhhhhhhh ! sjsjsjwmd like bro i’m literally losing my shit. my eyes rolled back into submission like EXCUZE ME MUZAN ????? baby i just KNOW he be all up in your ear growling and calling you out your name cs he knows you like it pls. it’s giving itachi / madara lowkey
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mocha. how DARE YOU. HOW MF DARE YEWWWWW. i already told you in our dms but listen……the way ive watched this video 3 times abs shuddered, creamed, moaned, whimpered and giggled all three times is insanity. this isn’t normal behavior i fear. when he said “you’re not contradicting what i said are you?” I MOANNEDDD AND WAS LIKE NO DADDY UR ALWAYS RIGHT ID NEVER DO THAT and when he said “silence. i misunderstood nothing” I GOT UP TO JUMP AROUND MY ROOM ‼️⁉️‼️ it’s clear i haven’t rewatched kny in a while and ima have to do a rewatch too bc I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS MANS VOICE SOUNDING LIKE THIS??????? but then again besides his good looks and mysterious demeanor, his voice did draw me in from the start but it just got worse now bc YOUVE STARTED A BRAIN ROT AND CONDITIONED MY COOCHIE TO REACT TO THIS MAN.
if i haven’t said it before ima say it now my voice kink is lethal like….if a mf voice sounds SEXY OR APPEALS TO ME???? that’s it. im already in love ready to be a housewife. and then you said it sounded like madara and itachi combined and i went to youtube to listen and you’re so RIGHT. it’s the perfect combo. like the fact that his voice is always leveled and it sounds like he’s trying to seduce someone by talking in their ear resembles itachi, but the LACK OF ROOM for back talk and the authoritative tone is very much like madara and im unwell. you see how in my navi post it says uchiha whore? yeah it’s for good reason.
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iturmom · 2 years
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KUSHINA SAID “WHEN YOU PUT KONOHA’S YELLOW FLASH AND THE RED HOT HABANERO TOGETHER” AND I SAID YOU GET KONOHA’S ORANGE HOKAGE AND THEN NARUTO SAID “YOU GET KONOHA’S ORANGE HOKAGE” AND I SAID :’)’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’
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reddawnmultimuse · 8 months
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"Papa! Papa!" A little voice squeals, small feet pattering against the floor as little Nishiki came into Itachi's view. Smiling brighter at the sight of her father as she giggled happily. Izumi's old Leaf headband was wrapped around her forehead, sporting one of her mother's oversized fighting gear. Only her head was visible as the dark fabric covered her smaller body. "Look at me, Papa! I'm just like Mama!" She cheered, waving her hands happily. @musesofchaos
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Itachi smiled at his little daughter. "Yes, and you're as beautiful as your mother too," He said, brushing a hand through Nishiki's dark hair before squeezing one of her chubby cheeks. He didn't want to discourage her imagination. However, he'd have to speak to Izumi later on about leaving her old shinobi gear within easy access of their daughter. He didn't want Nishiki hurting herself, afterall.
@musesofchaos
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suguru-getos · 8 months
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⠀꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱| ꛱͜ |꛱| ꛱͜ |⠀୧⠀kinktober 2023⠀୨⠀꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱| ꛱͜ |꛱| ꛱͜ |꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |꛱|꛱ ꛱͜ |
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-> a/n: hi lovelies, please find the kinktober masterlist down below !! 🩶
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tighnari x f! reader -> cunnilingus
alhaitham x f! reader -> mutual masturbation
cyno x f! reader -> somnophilia
neuvillette x f! reader -> impact play
scaramouche x f! reader -> edging
neuvillette x f! reader -> denial
ayato x f! reader -> bondage
hawks x f! reader -> cockwarming
itachi x f! reader -> makeup sex
gojo x f! reader -> hate sex
gojo x getou x f! reader -> threesome
hawks x f! reader -> nipple play
hawks x f! reader -> thigh riding
gojo x f! reader -> aftercare
loki x f! reader -> mirror sex
loki x f! reader -> cnc
suguru geto x f! reader -> clamps
bakugou x f! reader -> overstimulation
tartaglia x f! reader -> 69
kaveh x f! reader -> brat taming
neuvillette x f! reader -> ruts
gojo satoru x f! reader -> daddy kink
neuvillette x f! reader -> aftercare
geto suguru x f! reader -> size kink
wriothesley x f! reader -> degradation
itachi uchiha x f! reader -> breeding kink
yandere hawks x f! reader -> ruts
yakuza toji x f! reader -> dacryphilia
geto suguru x f! reader -> wax play
geto suguru x f! reader -> semi-public sex
aizawa x f! reader -> bdsm
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yu-huuuu · 1 year
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Could I have an imagine/a little scenario of Madara, Itachi, Sasuke and Hashirama explaining to his son that his wife is pregnant again and that he'll have a little sibling soon? Thank you! I hope I'm not bothering 😅
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[ 🌸 ] these four give me vibes of being mayhem with a little kid around them… pfff-
characters: madara uchiha;; itachi uchiha;; sasuke uchiha;; hashirama senju;; some character mentions
genre: fluff;; lovely-family comedy;; sad moments?
warnings: none;; grown men trying to explain to a child where babies come from (it goes wrong);; pregnant reader;; is a happily married couple a warning?
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𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑴𝑨𝑹𝒀: 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵
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madara uchiha
*welcome to see the scariest man in the ninja world being a puddle of nerves with his son.
*He does not know how to explain this topic to the child 💀
*The only reason he does it is that you talked him into it.
*And he, being the good husband that he was, succumbed to your wishes lmao
"But darling, I don't know how to explain this to our son-"
"You will do a good job, love, besides, who would be the best to explain this than you?"
*Letting out a dramatic sigh, your imposing husband - who didn't look so imposing now - sat down with his boy, and spoke
"You're going to be a big brother"
*He would try to explain your pregnancy situation to the best of his ability to his four-year-old son.
*What it entails, the burden your body will carry. How in your precious womb you carry his son, his beloved youngest son, who will be born in a few months.
*But, despite everything- it fails miserably.
*Your son, oh, your precious and clearly confused son, innocently asked his dad, “But daddy, how did mommy get pregnant?”
*Madara.exe has stopped working- Seriously, the question leaves him paralyzed for a full minute.
*You think he just stopped breathing because he just doesn't move anymore.
*But no- there's nothing to worry about… he just doesn't know how to function anymore.
*His mind went blank, and he forgot the steps to follow to exist.
*He's had his Windows reset, just give him a moment- and yes, he'll be fine, I promise.
*When he comes to, he gives you a 'helping' look as he adorably babbles nonsense.
“I-…uhhh well I…”, he tries to speak as you try not to laugh at his unfavorable situation. How could you avoid it? The only times he's been like this is only when you annoy him-also when more racy things happen, and you're the dominant one... but that's a topic for another day-
*But seriously, help him or send help please... He's going to collapse at any moment, pfff-
*Also remembering his younger brother, Izuna. But he trusts that his son will not make the same mistake that he did, which was not protecting his younger brother.
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itachi uchiha
*Actually, it happened unexpectedly.
*You had not yet told your son about your pregnancy.
*And One night you were having a hard time with the terrible vomiting of pregnancy. And Itachi, like the loving and protective husband that he is, was by your side comforting you and holding your hair so it wouldn't get in your way. Your beloved partner was so focused on you that he did not notice that his son was at the entrance of the bathroom door watching what was happening.
*He only became aware of his son's presence when he helped you up because your body had been very weak.
*He could see the worry and fear in his son's eyes, the little boy was worried about you, his loving mother.
*After helping you get clean, he took you to your shared room to tuck you into the soft bed, after making sure you were comfortable and that you were asleep, he went to where his son was. When he approached his son Itachi's heart ached, his child looked like he was about to cry. With quick steps he approached the small body of him to hug him.
*With a trembling voice, his son, soon to be five, asked, "Daddy, is Mommy going to die?"
*Itachi had to hold back the amused smile that was about to appear on his face. After all his son was genuinely worried about you, he had to calm down those worries first, and then the next morning he could tell you and laugh along with you about his son's innocent question.
*Stroking the soft hair of his son, he spoke, "Your mommy will be fine, little one, it's just that she's pregnant."
*And congratulation's! You now have two official bodyguards; your loving husband and son.
*"I'll protect you mommy!" //Itachi supporting from the back//
*Rather, you and itachi protect him, but- don't tell him, okay? Your baby is proud and Itachi only feeds your son's pride lmao
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sasuke uchiha
*He is proud and happy to have another child (he vaguely wants it to be a girl)
*Since he wants to break the news to the boy, he tries to mentally prepare himself to explain to his son about your situation (you support him deep down).
*When he feels ready, he goes to where his son is and sits next to him.
*He starts off softly preparing the boy for the big reveal.
“Have you ever… wanted to be a big brother?”
*The question brings out everything his son has imagined, when he thinks about what he would be like as a big brother.
*How he would always protect his little brother or sister, how he would play with him or her and how he would always be there for them.
*Vaguely, his own son reminds him of Itachi, his beloved older brother now deceased. And Sasuke remembering his family again wonders if his father and his brother had this talk before he was born.
*He swallows the urge to cry just remembering Itachi again.
*but, he is happy just thinking that his son will be a good big brother, just like his uncle.
*And Sasuke knows that, if one day he and his beloved wife are no longer in this world, his eldest son will take care of the youngest… just as itachi took care of him.
"You're going to be a big brother"
*Yes… his son is going to be a good big brother.
*And that same afternoon a happy Sasuke, but a little sad, returned to your arms along with his son, very excited who kept asking you about your little belly.
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hashirama senju
*He's nervous, you'd think it's just because of your pregnancy
*but it's not like that
*is he nervous?, yes
*but he's scared too, you know?
*His father was not the best father figure, he was not a good husband either
*and you would really think that being the head of the village he would be sensible regardless, but no.
*He's just afraid of becoming like his father, he's afraid of hurting you one day and hurting his children.
*And even though you're always reassuring him that he'll be a good husband, there's still that little pressure on his chest of fear.
*But surprisingly, he gets up and talks to his son.
*He knows that if one day the fear of becoming like his father comes true, his eldest son will be able to protect you from him.
*According to him, he is avoiding catastrophes… pfff-
*His son, seeing his not so animated state, asks him what he has, and despite only being five years old, your husband tells him about his fears.
*And the child in his innocent little head assures him that he would never be a monster, he could never be like that, because he is his precious daddy.
*the one who always tells bad jokes and makes his beloved mother laugh.
*Your husband, being the sentimental man he is- cries, cries like when you said the same thing to him the first time while he hugs his son.
*When the hugs end and the thoughts and fears leave Hashirama he can rest in peace. He no longer sees himself as someone who will be bad one day.
*And most importantly, if he ever disappears or dies, he knows that his older son will protect you and his younger brother.
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