#dadbod!simon

[tojisun]

!! smut - minors dni; based on this absolutely delicious ask of dadbod!simon <33; fem reader

just. the way simon grips your waist and pulls you towards him, manhandling your body so you meet his thrusts. the grip along your sides, the slaps of his meaty thighs against your own, the press of his belly on your ass – it makes your toes curl, fists tightly gripping the sheets.

and the sounds. god the sounds.

it’s not just the wet slide of his cock fucking into your cunt or your squeals muffled on the pillows, but simon’s moans. simon’s dirty talking. simon calling you his pretty girl, his good girl. simon telling you how delicious your pussy is as it grips his cock.

“gonna wife you up, baby,” he grunts. “gonna- jesus- gonna tie the knot and keep you on my bed like this. keep y’r cunt stuffed. y’want that, lovie? want me to keep filling your pussy with my cock?”

simon bends down to fold himself onto you, his body draping along yours. you don’t know how but it drives his cock deeper, sliding along the sensitive bundle of nerves and kissing so deep in you. his hands are holding onto you even harder and you know you’re going to have bruises later but fuck. fuck. you can’t think of anything past the razing pleasure, overwhelming you into silence.

into submission.

“gonna ruin you for everyone else, sweetheart. gonna make sure all y’r pussy wants is me,” simon rumbles in your ear, and the promise makes you clench on his cock.

he laughs, the sound coming out so mean. “knew you’d love that.”

#suns.hc #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley #female reader #sorry its so short ahhhh #suns #dadbod!simon

[konigsblog]

i’ve been really obsess with the thought of ghost with a dadbod ): like he’s this huge guy but he has some soft spots on him that i just want to grab and hold on to while he fucks me ):

me too, anon. me too :( 🌼

his arms :( his muscles are covered in a layer of fat. when you're riding him, he wraps those arms around your waist and gives you a lazy, fucked-out expression. he holds your waist, your hands gripping his biceps as you use them for support whilst bouncing down onto his hard, thick cock :(

“attagirl, just like tha'...” he praised, looking down at your swollen pussy taking every inch greedily. you babbled, swallowing your spit as your eyelids fell heavy and your cunny grew wetter. simon smirked at you, seeing you do all the hardwork. his poor, little fleshlight struggling to do it by herself :(

or his thighs :( when he's throatfucking you, you grip those thighs and hips tightly! he slams his meaty, lengthy dick down your strained throat, full balls slapping against your chin, covered in drool. your smaller hands grip his thighs, leaving indents from your nails as you moan around him, stiffled by his hard cock pushed down your wet throat!!!

#dadbod!ghost #orla speaks #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost simon riley #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #ghost call of duty #ghost headcanon #ghost mwii #ghost x reader #reader x ghost #simon ghost riley x reader

[lisbetadair]

The world needs more of Ghost, but with a little tummy.

#Dadbod Ghost #simon ghost riley #just let him out of the gym for a little bit and let the man have a donut

[simonrillleyyysss]

imagine simon w his newborn daughter n how careful he'd be ,,

(╯︿╰；)

he’s such daddy material😭😭

he’s so careful, always speaking softly when she’s awake and hesitating to be intimate in fear of hurting you, and waking her, always pulling apart midmakeout session just to hurry over to her crib, looking down at her and sighing softly

loves cradling her in his big, beefy arms when you’re trying to bathe or do something, her little palm reaching out to softly poke his stubbly face, bright eyes glaring up at her daddy :((

‘who’s my pretty girl?’

‘yr’ so small, cutest thing ‘round..’

holds her hand, but in reality it’s just her fingers wrapped around his thumb or pinkie finger, cooing her softly as his freehand tucked under her neck, his brows knitted.

brags about her to the lads, first time they met her—you were going out last minute, and so was he—so he offered to take her, the little curlyheaded infant carefully propped in his arms as he took a sip from his pint, he adores her because she’s just so perfect and ughhh:((

when she’s old enough, he loves taking her out in her pram with you, arm locked with his as you strolled along the quiet forest path, listening to her soft coo’s and giggles!

dadbod comes in real fast

#ghost x reader #ghost imagine #simon ghost x reader #dilf ghost #ghost is babygirl #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley fanfiction #simon riley fanfic #simon riley x reader #simon riley headcanons #ghost simon riley #simon ghost riley headcanons #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost x you

[frogchiro]

So I have been summoned

But my dear Chiro, bitch!, do I look like your sidekick?! Are we now Batman and Robin and people being horny over thick man is our batsign? If so I am expecting the Bruce Wayne type paycheck!

Just joking. So what is up? Need me to breakdown how many calories a bulking Simon needs? Or do you need me to describe his body type? Or do you need me to describe how bulking would affect him? Or what diet he would need?

Honestly, I think bulking Simon would want you to get pregnant while he is bulking. Both bulking up together, you with a child or two and some motherly chub while he bulks up with some muscle and soft chub to protect that muscle and for you to rest on because a pillow is too cold and uncomfortable for your pregnant body

But hey, that is just me (not like I would complain if he suggested the idea)

Who you're calling bitch, bitch/lh

AND YES YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO DO THAT. Please I need it ;; I need to hear from you how would bulking affect Simon, his diet, his behavior, his libido...Everything!!

And yes he most definitely would ;; His libido would skyrocket since he's now on a leave and spends all his time at home with you! He's needy and horny and demanding, not letting you off of his dick at all with only one goal in mind-to get you all nice and knocked up with his baby <33

Simon naturally has a strong dadbod type of build and when he bulks he becomes all that much more soft and cuddly, you can;t keep your hands off of him so when your positive pregnancy test comes in it's really not much surprise for any of you :((

Simon would just grunt with a lazy smirk on his scarred lips, pat your soft belly and say 'Good job lovie<3' as if he wasn't the one manhandling you into a mating press just last night, his soft hairy tummy pressing against your own and Si growling about wanting to be a daddy so bad <33

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley cod #simon riley

[yakowo]

Simon with a dadbod Simon with a dadbod

Simon with a dadbod Simon with a dadbod

Simon with a dadbod…. Simon ghost with a dadbod ( i really want to squeeze it so bad) I love you ❤️

Dadbod Simon is everything to me I’m happy you share the same excitement 😭💕

#my asks

[bravo4iscool]

I was just reading ur tumblr post about some prick messaging you about hating cod men x plus-size!reader likeeee

If you don't like it, don't read it 🙄

Literally the same thing happened to me when i made a post about i wish there was fanfics about cod men(namely simon) getting a dad bod or just having a softer belly in general after they get a girlfriend and not even a hour later the person messaged me saying plus-size is gross. Like i wasn't even talking about plus-size so why are you bringing this negative energy?? I normally don't write for plus-size reader but my writing can usually be imagined for about anyone no matter the size, shape or color because i like my readers being comfortable and relate to what they're reading

I know i went on a tangent but i just wanted you to know ur not the only one and to keep writing whatever whats u happy!! Remember to drink some water and rest ♡ 

DAD BOD SIMON FOR PRESIDENT AHHHHQHSUQHABQUQ

and you’re so right omg😭. also they literally started stalking me to prove to me that i’m ugly and therefore every plus size person?? it was weird af lmao.

and tbf i also don’t write specifically plus size (even tho i am plus size) cuz i want my content to be as inclusive as it can be! that’s also why i don’t mention skin color and stuff like that.

thank you for your ask🫶🏼. it’s nice to know i’m not the only one out there confused by people like the one messaged you!

and if anyone has some dadbod!simon scenarios in mind, hmu🫣 (or anything in general lmao)

#writing #ao3 #fanfiction #archive of our own #story writing #call of duty #simon riley #cod #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley x plus size!reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x chubby!reader #simon ghost riley x reader

[spiderliliesinmygarden]

hii here’s a post about dadbod!simon: https://www.tumblr.com/tojisun/743809840039804928/dadbadsimon-being-mistaken-as-your-older-coworker

if you click on the dadbod!simon tag there’s a few more posts about him on their account :)

oh my lawd u just saved my day, looked at the posts and safe to say that i’m gonna be busy binge reading their fics this evening🩷

tysm anon, you’re my hero frfr‼️‼️

[tojisun]

i need more dadbod!simon

!! smut - minors dni; female reader

thinking about the way simon takes you on your knees, your hands bound on your back, your wrists held by his hand. it makes you drool, the way his strength overpowers you; the way you are suspended for him to use.

the swell of his gut sits on your pretty ass as he humps his cock in your pussy, the stretch of it so big it makes your body lock, preparing for the crescendo of your orgasm.

simon fucks you through it—slipping his cock out slowly, torturously, before pressing in deliciousy, hitting that one spot so intimately deep, you begin whimpering, all delirious from the myriad of pleasure sparking all over you. you don’t know if you want to run away from the way his cock kisses somewhere sensitive, or if you want to push back and meet his thrusts.

he grunts in his pleasure, his other hand mapping out the plane of your spine, massaging your taut muscles as though he isn’t fucking you so well. as though you haven’t been reduced to babbling mewls.

“please,” you hiccup and something in simon shifts because he’s pulling out and pulling away and no, no, wantyouwantyou-

“shh,” simon murmurs, cupping your cheek to wipe away your tears. you didn’t even realize that he’s twisted you to face him; that, even with your body turned into putty, simon was able to lift all that you are with such gentleness.

his bulk shadows you and you peer up at him with a pout, sniffling, feeling yourself run on overdrive. your appetite continues to expand, curling with a yawning desire.

“si-”

“i’ve got you, baby,” he whispers, smiling down on you in the way that makes his eyes crinkle, the lines running on the edges of his face creasing beautifully.

“okay,” you reply, giving him a wobbly smile back. “love you.”

somehow, that makes him smile even more tenderly.

“yeah,” he says, sounding so choked up himself. “love you too, baby.”

you lift your hand up to trace at the scars on his arms, swiping them up along his shoulders, before teasing the ones by his jaw. he’s so pretty. so beautiful.

simon chuckles, murmurs how ticklish it feels, and you giggle an apology before hooking your arms to his back. he shuffles, adjusting himself before you, and you wrap your legs around his waist, your muscles meeting the pudge of his sides.

it makes you squirm. it makes your heart clench with something more than desire.

retirement has never looked more beautiful on him.

simon lines his cock before your pussy again, the tip sliding along your folds in a teasing kiss.

“look at me,” he coos and you blink up at him, going warm at the realization that you’ve just been staring at his cock.

simon shakes his head with a fond laugh, his other hand falling to press on your pelvis. he still looks so serene, so besotted, even when he begins to press in.

you fist at the sheets, back arching off the bed only for simon to push you down carefully. fuck. s’too much.

“si- ah!- s’good.”

he hums, still sliding in. still not in.

he’s so big. so filling. he probably doesn’t even need to know how to fuck to make you feel good at this point.

simon giggles, the sound piercing through your haze.

oh. you said that out loud. whoops.

“so precious f’r me, love,” he grunts, and you mewl, head thrown back when you feel his pelvis finally hit yours.

god. all of it, all of him, is in.

you hiccup a moan, your toes curling from where they’re pressed on his back as simon folds himself towards you, his belly soft as it meet yours, your tits smooshed just below his.

“good?” simon asks, breathless himself.

“always,” you coo, pussy fluttering when simon’s cheeks blush.

he nuzzles his nose along your jaw and you angle your head to give him more room. simon still doesn’t move, doesn’t hump your cunt or thrust wildly.

and yet.

your pleasure continues to peak, building into the beginnings of your orgasm.

fuck. next time, you promise to yourself as you blink up at the ceiling, your mouth parted for gasped out moans, i’ll ask if i can cockwarm him next time.

this is me actually. also me. another me. and this ones me fr. god i need him!!

#dadbod!simon #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley smut #anon #ask #suns

[konigsblog]

more toxic!dadbod!simon 🥺 him making you wear a Man Utd football shirt on football match days and then blaming you when the team loses also definitively the kind of man who lounges around with his hand in his boxers

tw: toxic relationship, manipulation, dub-con/non-con

t!db!simon will 100% demand for you not to wear any panties during matches, for easy access when he's frustrated. whenever the team doesn't get a goal, he forces your head down onto his sticky cock, pushing you down onto his stiff, thick shaft while degrading and humilating you, telling you it's all your fault!

he adores how easily influenced you are, how you're easy to rile up and tease. when he see's tears forming, an eerie grin forms on his face. being the sick bastard he is, he'll make you degrade yourself while stroking him, so he can humilate you further by watching your expression when his cum spurts onto your face, then slapping you back and forth while you nuzzle into his knee for forgiveness!

he bunches up your man utd shirt, fucking into your wet, raw and sore hole ruthlessly. he pounds, rams, slams and grinds into you until you're a crying, horny mess beneath his lowering, large figure. don't bother protesting against him, he knows you want it.

a brutal pace that leaves you breathless and sobbing, unable to catch you breath. to make it worse, simon will grip you by the throat for ages ‘til you slap him across the face, earning him an aggressive facial expression before deciding to fully ruin and corrupt you.

he calls you useless and worthless to wear you down, so even a little bit of validation or praise makes your eyes light up with joy. you know, you could've atleast rode him instead, but you had to be greedy and take it instead of giving it like a wife should. :((

and he definitely does lay around with his hand his boxers, would roll his eyes when you tell him to stop doing it... or face fuck you into silence!! ;3

#tw: dubcon #orla speaks #toxic dadbod simon?! #DROOLING #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost headcanon #ghost call of duty #ghost mwii #ghost simon riley #ghost x reader #cod ghost

[sparkeram2000]

Simon Webbe

The Blue singer was inspired by Will Smith’s weight gain reveal so he’s done one himself! Looks great!

#Simon Webbe #losing abs #dadbod #weight gain #getting fat #fit to fat #hunky to chunky

[lovejisbon]

Anyone wanna tell me what tattoo on Simon’s arm says? I think it’s new.

#Simon Banker #the mentalist #patrick jane #jisbon #jane lisbon #robin tunney #tattoo #swimming #shirtless #dadbod

[menswearmusings]

Father’s Day Gift Guide 2020

It’s impossible to buy gifts for a guy who’s into menswear, isn’t it? If he’s like me, he has such specific taste in pattern, color, fit, and even brands that it’s usually easier just to avoid that category of gifts all together and go with a tech or grill-related item. But, it’s not entirely hopeless! While I don’t speak for every menswear dude, I do have a pulse on what’s cool as well as what kinds of things make sense for a dad.

Here are three sound gift-giving principles to go by, plus a few specific gift ideas if the dad in your life is into classic menswear like me (i.e. tailored suits and jackets, fine leather shoes, that sort of thing).

Read on for the Menswear Musings Father’s Day Gift Guide 2020.

Principle 1: Give them something you know they want but wouldn’t buy for themselves

I call this The Rule of Giving Gifts. This is my universal gift-giving principle because we all have stuff we want and buy for ourselves—and then there are the luxuries, the things we would totally buy if money were no object, and opportunity cost wasn’t a thing. Receiving one of those things is always the best.

Principle 2: Don’t be afraid to get a gift card to a specific shop you know they like with a suggestion for a product you had in mind.

If the guy has really specific taste that you feel makes it impossible to shop for him, don’t be afraid to do this. This is exactly how I am, and my wife says it makes shopping for me fraught. Thankfully in her case, my brother and I are both on similar wavelengths, so she’s able to talk to him for gift ideas when she buys me stuff, otherwise she’d have no idea! It’d be like me trying to buy her something for our home decor, like a rug or throw—I think I could choose something good, but the risk is high I’d screw it up.

Principle 3: Get something you know the father in question loves, but make it one step up in quality

It’s said that all you need to really enjoy a bottle of wine is to buy something in the next price tier above what you normally drink (so get a $20 bottle if you normally buy $10 bottles). In the same vein, if you know he gets a lot of enjoyment out of a fine dress shirt, get him a shirt that’s a step up in quality, make and fabric.

If he likes… —> consider as an upgrade…

Dress shirts

Banana Republic —> Hugo Boss or Canali

J.Crew —> Polo Ralph Lauren

Brooks Brothers —> Drake’s

If he has trouble finding shirts that fit well —> a custom shirt from Proper Cloth or Spier & Mackay

Pocket squares and ties:

The Tie Bar —> Brooks Brothers squares and ties

Brooks Brothers —> Polo Ralph Lauren

Polo —> Drake’s

Jeans he can wear with a tailored jacket

American Eagle, Abercrombie or Uniqlo —> Polo Ralph Lauren

Levi’s, Gap or J.Crew —> Sid Mashburn

Polo Ralph Lauren —> 3Sixteen

Leather dress shoes:

Aldo —> Beckett Simonon

Johnston & Murphy —> Allen Edmonds

Allen Edmonds —> Alden, Brooks Brothers’ Peal & Co., or a sleek European maker like Crockett & Jones.

Combining this advice with the principle that it’s okay to say “Here, I got you a $150 gift card to Drake’s so you can buy a sweet tie” means that you can put great thought into your purchase, even if he’s got very specific taste.

Some specific gift ideas

01/ Drake’s pocket square (any will do but this Tiger print square is amazing, and my wife bought me one for Father’s Day, actually)

02/ Drake’s tie (if he likes and wears ties, Drake’s is the best; they make slightly more fun, quirky designs, not just the staples like the one pictured; see here for a summer sale selection I recently published with more product recommendations)

03/ Sid Mashburn Masai belt (great with faded Levi’s, these are made by artisans in Kenya)

04/ La Matera woven Argentinian belt (my own dad showed me these recently; a cool-looking, fun belt that would wear well with faded denim)

05/ Corridor heavy linen overshirt (pockets are a great help for a dad, and a flowy but heavy linen overshirt would be a great layer he could add over another shirt)

06/ Dapper Woodworks custom wooden tie rack (read my review of this, with a 10% discount code here)

07/ This Guy: Portraits of Modern Men’s Style (interviews and photographs by venerable photographer Jamie Ferguson of influential menswear personalities, such as Antonio Ciongoli of Eidos and 18 East, Simon Crompton of Permanent Style, Jeremy Kirkland of Blamo! and more)

08/ Subscription to WM Brown (men’s magazine with equal parts menswear, watches, fraternal shenanigans and miscellaneous photo essays by the eminently likable Matt Hranek)

09/ Astorflex Greenflex (lined, with a bit more structure) or Driftflex desert boots (unlined and soft like traditional desert boots). Some of the most comfortable boots there are; I bought some recently and literally got half a dozen comments from strangers on Instagram saying how much they love theirs and were glad I’d gotten some.

10/ The Italian Gentleman (a compendium with beautiful photographs and histories of Italian fabric mills, tailors, shirtmakers, and others in Italy’s storied history of menswear by Hugo Jacomet of Parisian Gentleman)

11/ Subscription to The Rake (international men’s style magazine, with more attention to fine menswear and what makes it special than the GQs and Esquires of the world, plus lifestyle content often told first person, gonzo-style)

12/ Randolph Engineering sunglasses (the original aviator maker for the U.S. Air Force, a still independently owned business making high quality eyewear in the USA).

13/ Patreon subscription to Blamo! (a great podcast with men and women in the fashion world hosted by Jeremy Kirkland; a Patreon subscription gets you access to special guest interviews and first access to local events).

14/ T25 or another of Shaun T’s fitness videos (Big dork announcement: I do silly exercise moves that a ripped, shirtless dude on my iPad tells me to do in our spare room in order to stave off Dadbod for 25 minutes a day. But, you know what? It’s a one-time expense, no gym fees, no commute to the gym, and I save tons of time).

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, and I hope this guide is helpful for those looking to get the fathers in their own lives something that communicates how special he is to you! If you need help choosing between two options or want advice for the father you’re buying for, feel free to comment below and I’ll get in touch!

(Help support this site! If you buy stuff through my links, your clicks and purchases earn me a commission from many of the retailers I feature, and it helps me sustain this site—as well as my menswear habit ;-)  Thanks!)

Read more at Menswear Musings

#father’s day 2020 #Fathers day #gift guide #Menswear Musings Recommends #recommends

[kaceydawson]

Took them over to the #beach for a few nights. Had some @mellowmushroom in the room at Queens Court Inn. Jayden is crazy about #beyblades right now. I’m pushing the limits of what is acceptable as #dadbod I’m sure. (at Saint Simons Island, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CC9nn44HOAzl8S_j4lJQtZNbNvW2lBZarGAgDE0/?igshid=gi98k6s742h

#beach #beyblades #dadbod

[tojisun]

the most important dad bod simon thought is when he’s fucking you in doggy and the swell of his gut perfectly slots into the arch if your back, heat and flesh pressing into every inch of your body as he weighs down on you, thrusts brutal and hard. it’s a perfect reminder of his presence— as if the fucking wasn’t hard enough to keep that at the forefront of your mind

jamieeeee my toes are curled!! this is so yummy im actually licking my screen idk hhhnh but absolutely!! (prev)

just. the way he surrounds you – fills you up – until you’re all heady and dizzy because he’s everywhere. overwhelming in the way he pumps his desires in you, waves of euphoric bliss tingling from where you feel him pressed up against you. the ripples of his fat and his muscles mingling with every thrust, reducing you into putty until all you could do is fist the sheets in hopes it can ground you.

the way he bears down his weight on your back while his arms, thick and strong, pull you up, suspending you on his cock. you hiccup a moan, garbling out your pleas, but simon just grunts in your ear, tells you how you’re such a good girl for taking him.

the way he fucks you in full nelson. folds you over before stuffing you up, and you cry at the dizzying pleasure. you don’t know what to focus on: his cock, rhythmic as it thrusts in you, or his arms folding you so expertly, or his stomach slotted against the small of your back, or his lap and how it cushions you amidst his rough pounding?

the way you mewl when simon wraps his hands around your wrists, the startling size difference making you clench around him. he huffs out a confused moan, nuzzling his nose on the back of your shoulder, before catching on your current fixation. he groans, guttural and packed with want, his thumbs rubbing soft touches along the inside of your wrists. “pocket-sized, aren’t cha?”

and the way you know his hold will leave bruises, hand-shaped marks around your wrists, your waist, your hips. or how your skin throbs at the bite marks he left, your neck sticky with simon’s spit but you’re too far gone to think of anything else other than the bubbling elation of knowing how much he’s marked you as his.

dear gods im sweating. i need him so bad

#jamie <3 #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley #female reader #THIS IS TOO GOOD JJDJRJJR #suns.hc #ask #suns #dadbod!simon