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S + J

credit to inc0rrectcod on twitter for the idea:

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Soap and Ghost.

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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Ghost In a Box 004

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This is so stupid and I love it with all my heart.

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only Laswell can eat the lemon whole just fine

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At this point, having Seen Some Shit in my time, it's... well... it's certainly some kind of emotion when someone invents something new. 😬🤣

trim ✂️

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THE PRICE PAT™️ | CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE II & III

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Some Price requests for Night Fairy, Bayeis & PaintedLady 🤍🫡

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"today I'm going to treat myself and read a book" draws them kissing for 1000th time instead

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🐸✨FROGGIE FARAH✨🐸

🐸💀 ghost 💀🐸 || 🐸🧼 soap 🧼🐸 || 🐸🚁 gaz 🚁🐸 || 🐸🥥 price 🥥🐸 || 🐸👑 könig 👑🐸 || 🐸💖 rudy 💖🐸 || 🐸⭐ alejandro⭐🐸 || 🐸🦿 alex 🦿🐸

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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

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Imagine that you're a niave old lady who sees that someone is flogging on Ebay a lovely vest in really nice shade of biege with so! many! useful! pockets! and you think that it would be so useful for taking your sewing stuff with you when you're out in the countryside, having a lovely walk but oh, no! It's damaged?

Good heavens, you say, as you see the holes, they must have some really big moths in that Hereford!

do you think estate sales went crazy after ww3 in codmw. especially in hereford. where some niche military relic collectors were suddenly seeing a bunch of widows sell their husbands stuff online

Fucked Up Shit in Hereford Charity Shops is, I think, an under exploited seam of potentially rich storytelling that could start with, as you say, people offloading their deceased relatives stuff.

In reality, I think there would be a long period between the war happening and people offloading, because of the nature of grief and wanting to cling to memories of loved ones, but there's probably enough feckless deadbeats with no relatives that results in an unwanted surge of strange Ebay listings.

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The Cat's In The Cradle

Soap survives his gun shot wound to the head, but the thing about the convoluted grey lump inside your head is that it's integral to making you you, and whilst the passage of a bullet through the frontal lobes is survivable, this is a wound that absolutely and fundamentally changes you.

It takes time, but Soap regains conciousness, and with a lot of physiotherapy, is able to regain a significant amount of control over his body to make it out of hospital. The seizures can be held at bay with medication, as can the pain.

But it's quite clear that the cavitating path of the shot has burned out the cheerful optimism, the happy-go-lucky charm, all the things that made Johnny, Johnny.

He's grumpy now, irritable and quick to anger. His brush with death has changed him, forever tainted his way of seeing the world. He thinks the worst now, of everything. Prefers his own cold-hearted company.

And after another afternoon of his sullen companionship, Ghost thinks back to the time when things began to change between the two of them, to the crazed mess of their night in Las Almas, the stupid jokes to cover their real fear and desperation as he coached Johnny through the twisted, blood-slicked streets and the moment he heard him say.

Good advice, L.T. I wanna be like you when I grow up

Ghost watches Johnny prepare to leave, pulling his hat down far over his face to cover his scars, and he realises that he has done exactly that.

#john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #MW3

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sleep deprivation is a hell of a thing (misophonia warning, there is cc👍)  insp: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AAYKvphQW7Y

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do you think estate sales went crazy after ww3 in codmw. especially in hereford. where some niche military relic collectors were suddenly seeing a bunch of widows sell their husbands stuff online

Fucked Up Shit in Hereford Charity Shops is, I think, an under exploited seam of potentially rich storytelling that could start with, as you say, people offloading their deceased relatives stuff.

In reality, I think there would be a long period between the war happening and people offloading, because of the nature of grief and wanting to cling to memories of loved ones, but there's probably enough feckless deadbeats with no relatives that results in an unwanted surge of strange Ebay listings.

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“ghost has brown hair” “ghost has blonde hair” “ghost’s eyes are blue!” “his eyes are brown!” ghost is an unfathomable black void beneath the skull mask and if you take it off you’re immediately turned to stone medusa-style