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#cut him some slack
buggachat · 2 years
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Part 135 of my bakery “enemies” au! 
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Kofi
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hey-hey-j · 3 months
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brotherly solidarity
(Branch gets his long overdue bi awakening from Hickory btw)
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(★my Ko-fi)
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myceliumelium · 3 months
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Maedhros in his single dad era.
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zhubatka · 5 months
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You think, hun?
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benrybenrybenry-chr · 8 months
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"Holmes is a cold-hearted emotionless busybody!!"
literally every story canonically written by Holmes:
"I miss Watson :[[[[[ I miss Watson a lot :[[[[[[[ where's my friend/colleague/biographer :[[[[[[[[[ where is he :[[[[[[[[ why isn't he HERE. WITH ME!!! uuuuuggghhhh guess I better write my OWN adventures. without him. *loud sobbing*"
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potato-cat-999 · 7 months
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Imagine this….
You have a great life and you rule over a large kingdom where everyone must obey you. After a long day of ruling, you lay down for a long ahh, delicious nap. You drift deeper into sleep and it feels like you’ve been dozing for like a thousand years, until you feel something. Someone is fcking eating your fingers. Just absolutely chomping on them wily wrigglers. Gobbling them like a complete Goober, just biting them off at the knuckle and slurping up your flesh sticks like Garfield eviscerating a pan of Lasagna.
So you wake up. You become angry at the person eating your fingers. And then you realize-you have BECOME that person. You now live inside their head.
So you decide to go outside of their head. And what happens? The first fcking thing you see is this circus looking twink with hair like Einstein and his emo son, Jakeathan.
Would you…
A: destroy the world
B: be a kind, reasonable and well-balanced person.
For those of you who read this without realizing this was a Sukuna Sympathypost, I apologize. In this essay I will
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wewebaggit · 11 months
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I'll always need a project. Or else what am I consuming space for? Sorry. But anyone insisting on Mike having powers or doing it alone as the brains and the commander n shit. Feeding into his Hopper like need to feel like there has to be a reason to exist. Dude needs to go soul searching to India or somewhere. You might think it's a shitpost, bt it is not. If they wanna subvert tropes, make him be okay with his okayness. Lmao. Everyone else has to accept they don't need romance, they don't to be violent, they don't need to conform even if it is to find a way in with the racist town, blah blah blah. But Mike has to learn to step up instead of letting go? I mean I know it's gonna go there. But I feel Byler tumblr gives him way too much credit but only when it's not busy giving him no credit at all.
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Yessss. For what you couldn't tell me in S1. For what you couldn't tell me in S2 either. For what you didn't really know in S3 but you wouldn't have been able to say anyway since my mouth was covering your mouth for (maybe gay) reasons. For what you told me in the letters in S4 even if it was all a lie and for what you were gonna say in the interrupted convo when you decided you needed pizza before the salt bath.
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You know something I feel because you came back to me in s2. Cuz you wouldn't leave my side in s3. Cuz you literally told me you loved me and we had a very stereotypical romance film coded goodbye where you hung on to me like the stereotypical 30 year old female lead who's seen life instead of a lab kid or you know just a kid. Cuz you sent me letters regularly and told me you were excited to see me. All this made me feel like I'm gonna lose you. But when you gave me that letter saying From, El. That's when I knew you weren't going anywhere, unless you were literally dying and so wth. Here goes nothing: I love you x 9
The monotonologue aNaLYsis.
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itsinkwell · 2 years
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loch-detected · 1 month
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if I can honest a second? I really don’t like the depictions of Arceus being ‘apathetic, uncaring’ or even ‘cruel’ god. like from what I’ve seen in various forms of media, it’s just inaccurate.
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derrickwildsun · 1 year
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Now that Trigun is back in the mainstream anime scene, with fans young and old enjoying both anime adaptations, I hope that we can finally relegate those early-2000s vintage TV Tropes-ish arguments over whether or not Vash is a “Mary Sue” or a “wuss” to the dustbins of history where they belong.
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gidaryeong · 8 months
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Appa is really going through it loool. The upskirt photo accusations, chased and harassed by a cop, beaten up in a bathroom stall, traumatized by the discovery that he has a child, stubbed toe leading to grave infection, severe seashell allergy first day of vacation… at this point I don’t see how he could get more pitiful
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animalpayback · 4 months
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yorkieporkie · 2 years
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My dad has the worst jokes.
(sorry for such a late reply!)
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landonor · 1 year
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people need to leave oscar tf alone
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djappleblush · 2 years
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Dongfang Qingcang: What's your birthstone? Mine's rock bottom.
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Minne: Lloyd... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lloyd: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Minne: Minne: I wrote sanitize, greenie.
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