#crazy ass fucking show

[blacknidstang]

It's always good to remember that Sam wasn't just paralleling Colette or Abel, he wasn't just combination of both, he was so much more than that. He did the thing neither of them could. He freed Dean from the mark at cost of the universe and it was something even the original lover and brother could do for Cain, neither of them obsessed and insane enough to truly save Cain.

Supernatural does this thing where it creates parallels between some duo and samdean and always ends it with "sam and dean were even more inseparable and obsessed than the thing we introduced". They were beyond biblical brothers, their bond was deeper and more intimate than anything represented in the show and there was ALWAYS this reminder that they are like no one else.

#remember the psychic Campbell brothers?? the guy was like “all siblings ended bad except for these two who were actually gay lovers” #and then we see sam and dean getting back to gether after their breakup RIGHT in that episode #jduejdjjsjd #crazy ass fucking show #spn #wincest #sam&dean

[dykerachelduncan]

couldn’t resist making an ob version. insp

#orphan black #hope the mutuals who’ve watched this show see this hehe #my gf and i made this together it was so much fun #i love (most) of these characters so much it’s unreal #tag yourself im a mix between crazy ass bloke who does fuck all and beth <3 #mine #obmine

[liam-summers]

Just saw a post where someone said that Buffy is an unreliable narrator because of all the times she said she doesn't love Sp*ke, since the one (1) line in season 7 "why does everyone in this house think I'm still in love with Sp*ke?" makes it indisputably canon that she has loved him since maybe season 5, definitely season 6, and this is clearly her finally admitting it after having lied to herself about it for seasons....

Honestly, the level of delusion it takes to get to this conclusion is truly impressive, because not only was that not even the original line/intention from the script (the original being "why does everyone in this house think I'm in love with Sp*ke?") but the way some people will watch the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer for 6.5 seasons where this woman has repeatedly and consistently and violently said that she DOES NOT love Sp*ke's crusty ass, and then dismiss all of that based of of one line that wasn't even meant to have that one extra word that has fuelled rabid delusions for 20+ years in this cursed fandom.

and then to make matters even funnier, these same people will turn around and twist the line "I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life" (Buffy re: Angel in S7) into "she meant before, she doesn't love him now, it's so out of character.", ignoring the part where she says "MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE", which means more than she's ever, has ever and will ever love anything in her life, something she has repeated at least once a season for 7 seasons straight..........like, not only are you all delusion, but you also apparently have extremely poor reading comprehension skills.

#to say buffy is an unreliable narrator in any situation involving SP*KE is actually so crazy #Sp*ke the character that has episodes and story arcs specifically dedicated to showing the audience how much of an unreliable narrator he i #a man who for 150+ years has projected his twisted obsessions onto several women who never wanted anything to do with him #and you're telling me you're gonna take his word and one fluke sentence over seasons worth of proof that says otherwise #BE FOR FUCKING REAL #I will never accept that we all watched the same show #the buffy fandom is such an embarrassment #anti spuffy #oh and in case I didn't make myself clear #Buffy was never in love with Sp*ke in season 5 6 or 7 #and even his stupid ass knows it

[nebuladreamz]

So coming back to writing is going relatively. Well.

#nebula rambles #fighting for my life to not show too much as if for those who read it already don't already know #but. yeah. so july was crazy #my ass making an entire employee system for a FUCKING FNAF Y/N X DCA FIC #i wanted to drop a line i wrote in the one liners section #but it was. too spoilery head in hands

[bachirasbodyguard]

Ok I can't not talk about this for any longer.

What the FUCK is up with Blue Lock chapter 156???? you know the one where Bastard is doing the obstacle course? Please look closely

What the fuck is all of that 😭😭 First of all, where in the actual fuck does it all fit in the building???? based on the fucking size of this shit it takes up like a third of the entire Blue Lock complex and for what reason?? also why does everything suddenly look like the manga takes place in the year 2723??

Also, why did they have to make this room so needlessly huge, like? Why is the ceiling 60 meters tall just for them to run on the ground and then up a lil??

And don't even get me started on this fucking shit.

Like are you actually for fucking real telling me they have discovered how to levitate objects in the BL universe and NO ONE cares?? look at the first panel again. An entire walkway is just suspended in the air on NOTHING?? Like the micro-translators were already pretty crazy but THIS is some fucking Star Wars, Blade Runner, The Jetsons type shit like???

and what would happen to Igaguri if he fell off here (the ground is like 5 stories below)? WOULD HE JUST DIE???

And how many tens of millions of dollars did it cost to build this futuristic ass obstacle course with fucking invisible screens and levitating platforms that was just COMPLETELY unused before this one tiny part of the blue lock players came here

No fucking wonder this institution is going bankrupt like holy shit.

And no one said anything about this obstacle course in character too like hello? is this normal to you????? I can not fucking believe we got this one absolutely insane, bizzare, world-breaking chapter and then just moved on like nothing happened 😭😭

#and we moved on because stupid ass kaiser showed up with his sexy rizz and everyone collectively forgot about everything else ig #i'm fucking going crazy #i reread this whole arc because I was looking for a specific kaiser panel for meme purposes but holy shit I can't look at this chapter #anymore without feeling insane #okay i'm done #anyway lore dump in post tags time because no one reads these #I'm so mad the weather is still cold and I can't take my motorcycle out for the season I'm gonna cry #btw if I ever disappear for a long time assume I've been involved in a gruesome motorcycle accident #and my mangled body is lying in some ditch somewhere and I went out in an epic blaze of glory #anyway xoxo @ u all #uhh what else #blue lock #mine

[glimblshanks]

I rewatched the season two final recently and Mariner literally like,,, slides up to Ransom while telling the bridge crew about Freeman's transfer and steals his drink and sips from it and he just takes it back like it doesn't even bother him, he doesn't seem grossed out by it at all. Is this just normal for these two? Are they really truly 'share drinks without asking' levels of comfortable with each other? It's making me insane

#lower decks #beckett mariner #jack ransom #marisom #someone had to CHOOSE to animate that you know? #I mean I'm sure whoever included that in the show #meant it as a like 'oh look at Mariner being a pain in the ass and taking his drink' sort of thing #but I'm sorry if my Platonic Coworker I Didn't Like Very Much came over and took my drink during a work function #and drank from it in front of me #I would be Having Words About That #and I certainly wouldn't be taking the fucking drink back afterwards #like what are they doing? #this is not platonic coworkers behavior #also the way she sits right up against his side #and he doesn't move away #but he does kind of aggressively remind her that he's her commander before taking the drink back #like it gives 'these two people are keeping a relationship on the DL and she forgot to put on the act for their coworkers for a minute' #idk I KNOW I have shipping brain worms #I know I'm reading into this too much #but I didn't catch this scene at all my first time watching it and it's making me crazy #like hello??? I can't be the only one seeing this right?

[procrastiel]

can we take just a sec to talk about how weird Nina & Maggie are

they literally saw Aziraphale take off his fucking halo and throw it at some horribly deformed kidnappers (which made them explode and disappear) and the next morning they decide to give his goth lover a talking to and call him "Mister Fell"

what does it take for you to understand that he is not human

reminds me of that moment in s1 where Crowley drives up to a man in his burning car to ask for directions and the man just pretends it's not real or a practical joke, like ??? are we humans really that daft

#this show #I'm starting to question my own sanity #nina and maggie #wtf is up with these two #I get that Nina doesn't give a rat's ass because she's seen some crazy shit #but calling Nina #ANGEL #and then just 100% ignoring that they just saw a #literal angel #take off his fucking #halo #like #what the actual fuck #good omens #gomens #meta post #of sorts #crowley #aziraphale #mr fell #send help

[theprinceandthewitch]

Very tragic that we never got to see Luz and Hunter kick Philip's ass like it was set-up in TTT... we never got any payoff for the Lunter hints in SAI and the Caleb/Evelyn parallels that were established in HP and made more apparent in HM... very disheartening that TOH got cancelled after TTT aired, now we'll never know how it ends 😔

#lunter #this show is so crazy for no reason lmao #i wouldnt call TTT fanservice for Lunter fans because they're symbolically Caleb/Evelyn -- which goes as far back as HP #and the Lunter kiss in SAI made it clear there was some kind of Lunter endgame in mind #but Huntlow is definitely fanservice because it makes absolutely no fucking sense for Hunter's arc #like it makes no sense for Hunters arc to end with him holding pinkies with Willow instead of him helping Luz #incapacitate Philip - kill Philip or give him a fate worse than death like they said they were gonna do in TTT #Absolutely spineless behavior to not follow through on this set-up. Like you could have had Luz and Hunter kick his ass AT LEAST

[emprcaesar]

i hope to GOD that the dunk and egg show is just this super light-hearted monster of the week kind of show. like that shit is rated pg-13 and there isn’t any heavy stuff going on just two guys being dudes and really corny jokes. that’s all i want.

#could you imagine #just this juxtaposition of hotd and got that are known for their brutality and gore #then there’s dunk and egg fucking around in the riverlands going on crazy ass side quests #asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #dunk and egg #ser duncan the tall #aegon v targaryen #hbo show #dunk and egg show #grrm

[juneviews]

I genuinely adore gl sm bruh 😭

#axelle rants #23.5 #23.5 the series #this episode was PERFECT #I was screaming the whole time we got so many good moments ahhhhh!!! #l want to literally gif every scene but I watched the ep late & also am so sleepy so I think everything has already been giffed lol #but yooooo #finally a good ass fucking gl bless 🙏🙏🙏 #HOWEVER the fact that no one is in my dm's talking to me about this show is crazy like... HELLO MY ASKBOX IS OPEN LET'S TALK!!!

[hibiscuslynx]

*holds your face in my hands* if you're going to write it, ill write it with you

as someone from massachusetts myself i thought there would be way more ny/mass in this fandom considering i was raised to give someone walking around Boston in a Yankees cap a death stare but also going on vacation there and loving the people and the sights

i WILL draw them and i WILL help you write them (i would write a fic on my own but i cannot finish anything i write on my own kalsjfd)

-yeti <3

good to know the massachusettans themselves cry for more ny/mass. i, a *cough* humble californian *cough*, will do my best🫡 (if i do even attempt to write).

if only i was into baseball. then i could really write their dynamic. alas all i know is hockey and the rags/bruins rivalry isnt as big as the yankees/red sox rivalry but its something . appreciate ur willingness to help i will let u know if i need help . or i might just post abt it. who knows!

#my only thing is i enjoy a specific ny/mass dynamic. but oh well #its 9pm im feeling a little crazy #one more gatorade i might just start showing my ass (metaphorically) on here. #i used to be really %*@&@*%&*&(=;-)=(/;; about talking abt wttt shipping #BUT I JUST WANT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD #the 1 time in my life i want ny/mass instead of ny/nj and i cant even have it smh my head #♥️♠️ smeared ny/mass. who said that #<- guy whos knowledge abt [redacted] has only been obtained via osmosis and the wiki

[chemicaljacketslut]

can’t stop thinking about the fucking santa ana winds guy in crazy ex girlfriend. 1000% my favorite joke in the show actually laughed OUT LOUD every time he showed up. like what the fuck who was like “hey what if the santa ana winds were magic and also a guy” ????? whoever it was thank you because now i have but i’m a praanksterrr… tee hee hee heeeeee

#when i blow there’s magic in thee air and a higher risk of suiciyiyide! #they had the same dreeeam… they just got santa ana windedddd ;) #i’ll be back because im the wind and also. kind of a narrator #those fuckin drums started when nathaniel caught the elevator and i was like NO. #and props to that fuckin actor for PERFECTLY portraying this hilariously smug ass dude #i love this fucking show #crazy ex girlfriend

[imminent-danger-came]

Crying and shaking knowing that an MK V Sun Wukong fight is in the cards for us

#mark my fucking words #it's going to happen #we have had 4 seasons of resentment and miscommunication building up I am fucking READY #MK is just going to SNAP. Wukong is going to go entirely on the defensive #Which won't be good because MK is fucking crazy strong rn #MK was ready to fight Monkey King in Shadow Play. And that was only s2 like #The truth of MK's origins are going to come out and it's going to fall apart from there #Then we'll get Samadhi fire Mei *jumps* TWO but with MK chewing Sun Wukong out #''Your whole legacy is about you being impulsive and dodging responsibility!'' haha interesting. #Like how he left sweet baby MK with pigsy. Alright. #Like he loves monkey king obviously and they'll work it out but not before you know. Shit goes DOWN. #not before MK snaps #''How could you not tell me about what I am?'' #And then Wukong is going to get through to MK like MK got through to Mei. Or honestly maybe Mei shows up and saves Wukong's ass #Ready for this fight to parallel the 1x07 and Revenge of the Spider Queen spars as well as Ink MK V MK in 4x07 #Like it's all set up for us guys it's going to be so bad #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #imp tag #lmk rant

[7oranges]

i love me and elsa’s completely normal friendship contrasted to our codependent as fuck professional relationship. we r not capable of working on shows the other isn’t also working on. if one of us picks up a project we HAVE to get the other involved in whatever capacity is possible.

#she is doing random ass props and backstage tasks for a new show im managing . bc we have to be together #bc we know it’s Us Versus Everyone #like this would be a crazy unhealthy codependency if it wasn’t our strictly professional relationship. as friends we’re normal as fuck #talks.txt

[feanoriangrindset]

they (sm, gda) really dragged him (taem) to the navel of this great country (the godforsaken industry) and found themselves a newer, Younger, Bouncier Cool Girl

#taemin im SO fucking sorry sm is shit #this is about guilty being good enough to be performed at award shows but taemin is too much of a hag they gave it to some random ass guy #taemin is so sweet abt it too i would have gone into killing spree #guilty came out 2 MONTHS AGO! hes still promoting it!! #crazy…. if it was danger or pyn there would be no issue #christ im so angry we could have seen taemin perform guilty himself and instead we would have a mid performance by some rookie guy #if they wanna thrist trap so bad thay can do pyn guilty is for tempered steel #taemin #.txt

[boxwinebaddie]

would your stans be the type to solve disagreements with a just dance battle since theyre pacifists

yes...i support this.

***my stans both claim they wont stop putting up peace signs in pictures until theres world peace lmaooo

i am not sure, however...that they would win many.

cue me combining the complicated answer to your simple question with some ncu dance headcannons, but i do hope they thrill you!

but alright, so i said that because...

...i am not convinced whatsoever that pep!stan has rhythm.

which musically, of course, he is very gifted. he can sing and play guitar really well, could probably pick up other instruments if he tried.

one of my favorite headstannons actually ( and i think its present across both stans ) is that he has perfect pitch...and when kyle and him are arguing and kyle is lecturing him stan gets suuuuper annoying and starts being like "a, b, e flat, wow f sharp" KYLE GETS SOOOOO MAD ITS SO DKHSDLHDS hes so annoying help

however, being musically gifted does not mean...you can dance.

and in the baggy ass, gigantic ass skater boy jeans, the gigantic slouchy metal hoodies, the big beanie, his greasy ass blonde bangs all up in his ( cute little ) face and his vans untied...its a no from me.

like dead sober he's just hella stiff, has no interest in dancing, every single prom or dance he's been to with wendy was actually hell omg

BUUUUUUUT....drunk stan ;)

he will get SOOO WEIRD!!! hes down like oh my god, like dead sober stan is like ready to die if there is dancing, drunk stan is pulling you on the dance floor, sloppy as hell, spinnin you around, kissin ur hand!

like is it good dancing? no absolutely not? is it lit? absolutely.

okay like specifically, him and kenny? TOGETHER? it goes so hard like stan learned dance moves for one reason and one reason only and was to turn up to parties and absolutely fuck! it! up!

WAIT OK THE FOOTBALL ONE WHEN STAN SHOWS UP TO THE FUNCTION LATE AS HELL STILL IN HIS FOOTBALL JERSEY??? I JUST KNOW KYLE IS SWEATING WHEN HE SMIRKS AT HIM

also i just remembered that i canonically after winning shot roulette, had extremely drunk stan get up on the kitchen counter and drop it low to im sexy and i know it and collect dollar bills like a stripper and..

u know what!!!! it was definitely a low budget strip tease at best, very messy, the man has litrally no ass, but he is FINE so u know what, he looked good, he put on a s-h-o-w and no one was complaining!!!! especially not kyle when stans shirt flew off and hit him in the face.

whEW!

....a lot of dreams abt that one, huh kyle?

( i do think that all night kyle is trying to be Responsible and is like

[ throwback pep chapter 2 to kyles stmwtp contact photo ]

i should take stan home he should not be drunk and doing hand(stan)ds breaking the keg stand record....but then stans shirt falls down, he gets football boy ab-ed and winked at so hes like...nevermind thats so crazy...he can have five more minutes this is my favorite show <3 salhds )

hooooowever! moving right along:

conversely, i do think ravenstan...can definitely Dance.

but. BUT!!!!!!!

i will say...he had to be TAUGHT!!!!!! PAINSTAKINGLY!!!!! HOW TO DANCE!!!!!! it was a Miserable process. it was so painful, oh my god. hes so awkward, god bless him. he was SOOO BAD. he was like guys i cannot do this???? i give up!!!!!! and kenny and the cd boys were like u can do this rae!!! this is ur Dream and he was like...sigh...SIGH.

and did...eventually get...honestly? kind of good? hello? excuse me???

RAVENSTAN???? HELLLLOOOOOO

okay also i do think he had a small boost like i do think that rm!sharon definitely had rhythm af and used to spin shelley and stan around the kitchen making dinner with the mexican radio station blaring. <333

( so hes got a lil bit of That going on...lets go half mexican ravenstan )

but also...if u want to be Absolutely Miserable...pre!raven!stan who was 11 was learning how to formally dance around that time because of the sadie hawkins dance, but more specifically...because of shelley's birthday...specifically...

her quinceanara.

which she never got to have...

...because she died three days before her birthday. :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fun!

stan still knows those moves by the way! he is haunted! Hi, PTSD!

aka Phantom There's Shelley Disorder!

but yes, raven learned how to dance because he had to learn how to dance, but that does not mean he likes doing it or that he is sober.

he also gets to coast mostly on sex appeal and being hot and looking into ur eyes, so like if he fucks up its kinda just like damn thats crazy i didnt see anything but ur very pretty eyes raven whatever u want, hansome!!!!! its a lot of powersliding and hip stuff...whew! lis...ten.

Aaaaaaaanyways!

tldr; just dance in front of every1? i think he would eat tbh its his job

BUT PRIVATELY? uhhhh...i think he would be nervous as fuck and on top of that i think jersey kyle would look at him once and he would fall in his ass and fall into something and break his arm its that unserious

so basically neither of my stans can dance, but both of them can dance way better drunk bc they are relaxed and raven was just forced at gunpoint to learn how to Move so he can...

and 2 well tbh. ;)

sahdkshdls

ALRIGHT I ADDED MY KYLE HEADCANNONS JUST FOR FUNSIES!

ok i went back and forth on this for a while.

i was like do i give kyle no rhytmn? can he dance?

my answer is that when both my kyles are dead sober theyre like so far infused into the wall that they are literally the structural integrity of the house party, like so far from the dance floor, judging literally everyone, sneering at everyone, disapproving glares...

and naturally this makes u thirsty because its hard work, u know, being a full time fucking HATER

gotta drink the haterade which, ofc, is a hard cider/seltzer for pep!kyle and is probably cheap grocery store wine for jersey

BUT WHEN HE HAS LIKE TWO OR THREE OF THOSE

ohhhhhh my god

drunk!kyle ;)))))))))))))))

DRUNK KYLE IS SO FUN!!!! HES FOR THE STREETS!!!!!!!

they gave him way too much ass and for no goddamn reason like hello???? HELLO???? like i think he does his little white mom dance moves his little taylor swift awkward bird boy sways HES VIBING!!! tbh i think hes kind of good??? like??? okay kyle???? lets go bitch!!!

ALSO IF MEGAN THEE MOTHERFUCKING STALLION COMES ON HE IS RAPPING AND THROWING SERIOUS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

like do not think i forgot that marjorine taught kyle how to twerk and that jerseys entire running playlist is just like Fuck Being Good Im A Bad Bitch!!!! like just iconic loud female rap for like 30 minutes skhdksskdhks IT GETS DIRTY FREAKY NAAAASTY IN THERE!!!

like stan and kyle in any ncuniverse dancing at the function is INSAAAAAAAAANE like it is an event!!! stan is like okayokayokaaay!

go white boy gooooooooo!!!!

hes really just in shock and awe, every time kyle gets loose enough to hit the dance floor its the best night of his lifeeeee i mean that omg

Heart Eyes Emoji! he is SIMPING!

( honestly i think if u specifically put raven and jersey on the dance floor turnt the fuck up it would go viral like sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh ohmygod...is it hot in here??? ravesey stan twitter Blowing Up! )

tbh my fav style at parties hc specifically like pepstyle when they start dating is that whereas stan would usually be like the last person to leave a party, when him and kyle start dating, they truly just get schwifty, makeout against the fridge and irish goodbye everyone like out of the blue, kyle is like i want to go home ;) and stan is like yEAH BYE EVERYONE SEE YOU LMAOOO KSHDLSD literally sprints out the door holding kyles hand!!! unserious!!! boys!!! down horrendous!

also to be fair jersey kyle is just such a tangle of long limbs but he took really strict and rigorous ballet courses so professionally and in refined settings he dances very beautifully...but at parties...when hes Blasted...its a mess, its so unhinged but hes REEEEALLY CUUUTE

one day i will put drunk!jersey and raven in a room and when that day comes u will all simply not be ready but im warning u anyways. <3

i did not answer your question very well, but i hope this was fun.

-uncle nina, who is...not even sure what i was trying to say?

p.s. wait i know he doesnt count technically but toolshed stan can do crazy acrobatics and shit so he can dance for Surely and would actually probably DESTROY! just dance but probably pretends to be really bad for his secret identity...human kite!kyle i want to say is an awkward alien king like learning english and strange earth customs was hard enough dancing is so weird he is not good at it...Inchresting

me in denial abt the grimy fucked up weirdly political dystopian in terms of mutants and public judgements and propaganda tfbw stan-kyle-kite-shed love square au rip oh my god dont let me do it guys

#help #i hope that made sense but im not totally sure #pep stan cannot dance he just stops giving a fuck when he drinks and gets sloppy but charismatic #raven can dance but he Had to learn & it was painful but now he can sexc lead singer boy dance rly well BUT ITS HIS JOB even if he hates it #both my kyles are stiff and awkward when not drunk and will not dance and will heckle you probably #kyles on like 2 or more drinks? they are taylor swift lanky white boy white mom dancing #throwing crazy obscene amounts of ass #its a show its quite a time to be alive i cant say if its graceful but its definetly filthy dirty nasty i luv u kyle #also fucked up! jersey kyle specifically gets really cute and red and giggly and really forward and touchy so...whew! #when that day comes...wow...what a day...praying 4 u ravenstan...good luck solider #i love pepstyle showing up to the function poaching the drinks and leaving to hook up #they are my heroes oh my god they are messy and i love them #to b fair i do think dating!ravesey would do the same shit smh #like if they are at an influencer event and jerseykyle is like im leaving or gives him The Look...its so over omg #someone asked me abt my style hcs im so excited #edit: also no1 let me do the weird intense scifi tfbw au im not supposed to omg #but like if i split them into heroes and villians due to public perception of physical mutations? #and beauty standards and xenophobia against specifically aliens in that universe and more exhausted college students #if u see that in the tags one day...its not me...shhhhh