heterosexuals will never understand the true essence of michael in the bathroom
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im not projecting onto my comfort characters, they all just happen to have struggles and issues similar to mine. i swear, dude.
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im not being self entitled, i just have the ‘im a good person’ song from ceg stuck in my head
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its so hard to be me, you wanna know why?
because i know most of the lyrics to both coin operated boy AND gfdi dave, and when i forget the words to cob my brain fills in the blanks with gfdi dave
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cass pitching the idea of changing batgirl to batbitch for the sake of gender neutrality
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i recently got diagnosed with anemia, at least that explains why i get dizzy if i breath in too hard
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”oH mY gEe I wOnDeR wHaT gErArD wAy Is GoNnA lOoK LiKe In 10 YeArS”
Billy Corgan, they’re gonna look like Billy Corgan. HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING?
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can somebody get trisha paytas and tila tequila into the same room and ask them questions about conspiracy theories, slur discourse and the mandela effect?
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inside you there are two wolves. one is an insomniac, the other is depressed. they must unite to take down their common enemy, the winter sunset.
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heres an average song list based on my discord voice chat karaoke nights:
let it go - frozen
everywhere i go - hollywood undead
before he cheats - carrie underwood
baby - justin bieber
michael in the bathroom - be more chill
creep - radiohead
toxic - britney spears
baby one more time - britney spears
oops i did it again - britney spears
bohemian rhapsody - queen
candy store - heathers
sincerely me - dear evan hansen
take on me - aha
never getting rid of me - waitress
dont threaten me with a good time - patd
+ any eminem or steven universe song
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Jack from Animal Crossing is my halloween-blorbo, happy blorboween!
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did everyone have that phase were you would wake up multiple times every night by andrew garfields singing voice, because that was one hell of a fortnight
take your meds kids, this is what withdrawal does to a mf
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me a somewhat xes repulsed person, trying to avoid seeing nrop in my tumblr feed:
my mutual’s mutual lanadeldaddyissues420 promoting their snafylno:
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music went downhill when they stopped playing the drake and josh intro on radio stations
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the major con of being an introvert is that i dont have the right amount of opportunities to show off my wild two stepping skills
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