#come on grab your friends

[ratzforaster]

Finn

#Adventure time #come on grab your friends #we‘ll go to very distant lands with #Jake the dog #and #Finn the human #the fun will never end #It’s adventure time #I wanted to crochet Finns hat but ended up having not enough wool #luc's art

[scribjellyfish]

I’ve been using my oc Eymweth, who I’ve had for almost as long as I’ve been drawing, to follow my art journey

I’ve really come a long way! and there’s always more to leaaarn

here’s to more years of eymweth!

#eymweth #art improvement #elven ranger #original character #art journey #come on grab your friends #watch me draw this elf again lmao

[wolves0nmars]

come along with 👍 and the 🦋 and 🐝 we can wander through the 🌲 🌲 🌲 and do so as we please living so merrily

#adventure time #come on grab your friends #we go to very distant lands #with #jake the dog #and #Finn the human #the fun will never end #it’s adventure time

[jadewritesficshere]

Painting

Modern!Eddie Munson x Female!Reader

Contains: nudes, mutual masturbation, phone sex

18+ only

Eddie flopped face down onto his mattress with a sigh. After working all day, playing at the Hideout, and then hauling all of the bands' equipment, he was wiped. He wanted nothing more then to smoke and go to sleep. His phone pinged with a notification. A contact under the name "Loser" had messaged him, causing a split second of confusion before a lazy grin spread across his face when he realized it was you (he had forgotten he changed it when high). You had been unable to come see Corroded Coffin play tonight as you had made previous plans.

Loser: How did it go?? Good?? Bad??

Loser: Was that one chick who wants to be a groupie there??

Eddie: went ok. Y u jealous?

Loser: just curious lol

Eddie: sure. Wbu?

Loser: Good! Robin and Nancy came. We had a nice dinner. We did paintings! Robin's looks better then mine. Mine looks like shit 😔 now just taking a bath and relaxing.

Eddie: show me?

Loser: lol no???

Eddie: y not? I'm sure it good

Loser: you sure?

Eddie: yes

Loser: fine

Eddie doubted your painting looked bad. You always tore yourself down, even when you did amazing things. He always wanted to throttle you, but knew he would be a hypocrite if he did. Eddie rolled onto his back and looked at the ceiling. He would convince you one day that you were awesome, but until then he would just have to keep reminding you. His phone dinged with a new message from you. He opened it and saw a picture attached and-

Immediately dropped his phone. His heart picked up speed. His eyes widened and face flushed. Eddie dove for the phone as if it were a life preserver and he was drowning. He couldn't believe his eyes. He licked his lips and stared at his phone.

A picture from your neck down. Bubbles in the bath around you. Water was running down your collarbone towards your tits. Your nipples barely covered by the bubbles. One boob having no bubbles around it at all, but your hand flipping him off blocked him from seeing more. He was greedy. He wanted to see more, and had never imagined you would send him this to begin with. Eddie looked down at the tent that had formed in his boxers.

Loser: ask nicely next time 😤

Eddie groaned and his dick twitched. You had totally misunderstood him, he had wanted to see your painting- of course he was more then glad for this outcome. However, he couldn't quite unsee what you had sent, nor would he want to. Eddie reread your text. Next time means more than just this once. Means maybe he could see more. Means maybe he has a better shot with you then he thought. He already overthought things with you many times, and now his brain had just switched to overdrive.

A million thoughts ran through his head as his hand traveled south. He paused briefly," Oh fuck it." He grabbed his dick over his boxers, causing the outline to be very noticeable. He took a pic before sending it to you. He would have felt bad about not sending a message with it, but he would have sat there for ages trying to think of a response. And he couldn't find it in himself to care as he pressed lightly against his dick.

He dropped his phone on his stomach. All Eddie could think about was you as he pulled his dick out of his boxers. Your soap covered tits. How beautiful they looked.. He licked his hand before slowly grasping his dick and squeezing the base, causing the tip to flush more. The pressure causing him to moan. He slowly stroked up and down his length. He picked up the pace, canting his hips up to meet his hand. Part of him wanted to go slow, but the rest of him wanted to get this over with quick so he could do it again and again and again. His chest heaved and sweat started to form on his brow. A sigh fell from his lips that quickly turned to a moan at the thought of it being your hand wrapped around him. How small your hand would look on his dick. How-

His stomach tensed and he jolted as his phone started vibrating and your ringtone played. The vibrations on his lower stomach felt so good, he was tempted to let it keep playing, but the urge to hear your voice was stronger. With his free hand he grabbed the phone and answered. "H-hello?" Eddie asked, panting into the phone. "Oh fuck, Eddie," your voice higher than normal sounded like music to his ears. Eddie moaned and your response was a whimper. "Fuck babe, see what you do to me?" Eddie's voice felt like sandpaper, he was surprised he could even find words. "Uh-huh." The sound of water splashing caught Eddie's attention," holy shit. Are you touching yourself?" "Wish it were you."

Eddie's mind went fuzzy as he picked up speed. The schlick noise picking up, his mind filtering out everything except your moans. "Sound so good. Wish I was there." Eddie mumbled, feeling his tip leaking generously. He was so close. "Fuuuck Eddie I'm gonna-" your sentence was cut off with a moan and he lost it. His hips bucked without rhythm and cum spurted everywhere. He never understood the phrase of people seeing stars behind their eyes until now, but they were more like fireworks. He had never cum this much in his life, not even when he had first found porn.

He slowly came back down, a euphoric feeling enveloping him. A warmth spread in his chest as it heaved, trying to catch a breath. He looked down and saw his shirt covered with his release. Your chuckle pulled him back to earth. "Uh so that happened...so whatcha gonna do about it Munson?" He hummed," Think i should ask you for a date." "You should."

Eddie had the biggest grin when you finally got off the phone, date planned for Friday night. He looked down at your contact name before changing the s to a v. He was going to find that painting you did and make sure it hung over his bed, so he could remember this night forever.

#Eddie eventually tells you about the misunderstanding and you just become more and more embarrassed #You asked him to delete the pic out of embarrassment and he goes on and on about how it is art and how beautiful it is and refuses #He later comes back to you and tells you if you want him to delete it he will and you just laugh and tell him to keep it #He agrees tho that your painting does suck to which you say “yeah I do” and give him a pointed look and he doesn't catch on #Until you huff and grab him and look him in the eyes and flat out tell him what you're offering #Shoutout to my friend who did this to me (it was a clothed pic tho) and I went BRO? and immediately clarified #But it started this thought and it wouldn't shake me loose until I wrote it so here yall go #Idk how to end things and idk how to write smut so take this and do with it as you will #My dumbass over here getting too lost in my own mind to write well fjdjsls #Eddie Munson #Modern!Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson/reader #Eddie Munson x y/n #Eddie Munson x you #Eddie Munson/you #Eddie Munson smut #Eddie Munson x female!reader #Stranger Things #Also Eddie absolutely uses only text speech and you get frustrated with it #Jade is Talking

[tadfools]

Just found out my ex best friend is obsessed with bg3 (which is hilarious since they kept making fun of me for loving it during early access) because one of my beloved mutuals rbed a piece of art they made and it showed up on my dash

I hope your game crashes every time you go to kiss Gale you son of a bitch

#bg3 #gale dekarios #I’m grabbing myself by the face and making direct eye contact with myself #BEE YOURE BETTER THAN THIS #GO EAT SOME CHEESE AND MOVE ON #GO TO BED EARLY YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW #you come into my house after you have already mocked its wallpaper!?!?! #you come into MY house!?!? #guys I’m as the kids say….salty #they were so mean to me about it!!! and now it’s their current hyper fixation??? #can’t have shit in glasgow smh #I haven’t spoken to them in almost 2(3?) years now #If you have a falling out with one of your friends talk about it with them before it festers into apathy guys #I thought I had ripped this rot out of me and yet? #I lost a really good friend because of this person #my last year of uni was a very lonely one because of this person #sorry for ranting xx #thank fuck I go to therapy

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS (the smirk™️)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #sophie shepard #james vega #EDI #urdnot wrex #steve cortez #mordin solus #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #i feel like i probably should have split the actually sur'kesh set in half like i did with mars #but i got lazy after i split out the normandy summit gifs and i wanted to keep the rest of the mission together lol #wrex having small conversation moments with james and EDI was everything to me #bc with both of them it felt like wrex passing on some of his old kid on the block knowledge to the new kids on the block and i just 🥺 #like i didn't get it in the gif but the second part of that convo with james he says something like #'you're one of shep's new recruits? hang on kid- it's a hell of a ride!' and when i tell you i SOBBED #like the entire first half of this playthrough is soph taking her newer squadmates out to help her build the army for the reaper war #so running into all these old friends/teammates and hearing them share their wisdom with james and EDI as new recruits is everything to me! #also EDI and james look very cute in their armor (ESPECIALLY EDI IN HER HUNTER HOOD I LOVE HER YOUR HONOR) #i'm just gonna say wrex's little tongue out at the salarians in the background of padok's gif sent me so hard i had to include it LMAO #and i'd write something about the mordin cameo but the mordin cameo on tuchanka is better so i'll save my thoughts for that one #ig thanks for being wrex's inside man mordin you were real for that one #the real salarian homie of this mission was kirrahe and i love him (he's my favorite and i adore him thank you for coming to my TEDtalk) :) #and i will also say that i adore bakara and she's the highlight of this mission for me bc of the lines but also like??? #her grabbing the shotgun from wrex to take out the cerberus troops is everything and his expression afterwards is *chef's kiss* #and SOPH'S LITTLE SMIRK LMAOOOOOOO i had to include it bc i saw it in the back and it sent me to the next dimension lol #and since i just use the tags to share all my annoying little thoughts on a final note: #i included the elevator bomb scene bc in soph's canon she gets injured during it for the shenko angst pre-coup bc i'm an angsty bitch :)

[luyo-mi]

Hi Lulu-san!! As promised, here's me cosplaying your butler Leona! Apologies that the color scheme is inaccurate 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ I also had to edit my eye color cause my lens expired 🥲🥲

Unfortunately, we don't have a good pic that shows the entire outfit but here is the closest that looks presentable:

Apologies that this came in as an ask, your messages are only enabled to those accounts that you follow.

Bomus pic of me and my friend:

YA'LL LOOKK👆👆

I am simply deceased . I don’t know how I’ll ever recover from this literally

#omg look who’s finally getting around to all my ask in a month 🙂 #enough about me omg #y’all #my literal dream #has come to life #you’re cosplay is so good???.? #and scrumptious and a literal 5 course meal #it’s like biting into freshly baked garlic bread 🤌 #the ears are so fluffy looking I just wanna grab them 🤲 #you inspire me to want to cosplay as well #poses are going so hard as well aggghh #And your friend is super slaying as well #thattallpan 🍄

[yeahyankee]

Adventure Time with Vash & Nick

#Fionna and Cake #trigun stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #vash tristamp #adventure time #come on and grab your friends

[jigsaw-yer]

Ah yes it's once again time for the Adventure Time BrainrotTM

#marceline #marceline the vampire queen #vampire #adventure time #at fanart #adventure time marceline #art #my art #digital art #adventure time come on grab your friends lets go to very distant lands #my lady #my number one vampire #vampire queen #fionna and cake

[hella1975]

just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING #baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned #close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy #like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive #said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here #so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of #being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]' #which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words #and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF #LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF #one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED #and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum #tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would #like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice? #it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like?? #and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister #and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN? #the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO #and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops #from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH #now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL #hella goes home

[nyehilismwriting]

Ok important question, how/do the aliens kiss? Like does the species kiss or have something with the same meaning?

they don't kiss in the way we would think about it, since they don't have mobile lips and have much larger mouths, but they do a lot of like. head nudges, nose touching, rubbing their faces together, that kind of thing. individuals with a lot of experience with humans - particular how humans expression affection/desire - will pick up more habits akin to kissing, depending on their partner - gentle bites, licking, etc.

they also have very long tongues, so do with that information what you will.

#i think culturally they do a lot of like. grooming #and scale care and things for their families and partners #and their ideas about what consistutes an 'intimate' touch (non-sexual) are slightly different #when they're with their friends and family they tend to be very physically touchy #also bc there's levels of communication that come from like. pheromons and sub-vocal frequency sounds and stuff so they like to be close #so they can hear each other #like being able to see your partner's face and knowing what they're thinking #they don't do very many facial expressions so they aren't very good at reading human faces but they ARE good at body language #and a big part of that is touch #so touch averse operatives are going to have some interesting conversations if they're romancing rhaxa #rhaxa has Read Books he knows humans don't like to be grabbed and have their faces touched he is being very good about that rn #but. yeah #sorry u said the magic phrase (asked me about the bugs) so u get an essay #anon #bug lore

[thrill-seeker-if]

potluck picnics are the best.... gonna go to a picnic this thursday with my best friends!!! im gonna bring some samosas and coke for everyone!!!!

the best feeling in the world is sitting out in the open sun having some good food with your friends! And having little tradition foods, like how my one friend usually brings brie, my other brings homemade jam, my other bring big loafs of fresh bread from nearby bakeries, and someone always brings a red velvet cake! nothing better than that feeling of knowing what others like and having them know what you like!!! im so excited!!

#this is your sign #do a potluck picnic with your best friends. DO IT!!! #its actually a huge guest list #my close friends are coming (7) #but my friend also invited two mutual friends so i have to grab a lot of food!!!

[tigerpeachs]

Nah I might write a Toji smut now. Mappa fucking won.

#best friends dad?? who you’re a little too casual with? #getting back at your ex by hooking up with his coach? #jinx manhwa au where Toji has to fuck you to win his illegal fighting matches? #mechanic Toji who slightly fucks up your car so you come back in a few months time? #or Toji’s accomplice who grabs intel for him starts to pull away so he gives you a reason to stay #writing inspo? #writing inspiration #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[gopher-jade]

i love being into honkai impact, i've been here 3+ years and still understand nothing about the lore. kevin's here and he's friends with su or something, not that i'd now bc i don't even know which manga their intro is in and where to find it. kevin's saying a lot of things. i understand nothing.

that said, his lizard costume is really cool. i also very much enjoy hearing his younger self voiced.

#honkai impact #genuinely what on earth is up with su? #guy gets literally no development in the game #MEI is easy to grasp cos she gets mentioned a lot and her character plot is quite straightforward #shes a genius she comes up w stuff and kevin has a crush on her and she died #simple. #su was friends w kevin before MEI and has sounded like an old man since he was 15 and kevin sounded like an infant. whats up w that. #no clue what happened w him or what honkai sumeru is either. i didnt play that durandal world travel event #grabs honkai by the shoulder and swings it around #if youre gg to force me to watch an hour+ of dialogue can u at least set it up properly.

[hauntingblue]

I

<3

In between arc (kinda) episodes

Pt. 3

#so MOMOS GRANDPA IS ALIVE??? AND PLUTON IS HERE SO ROBIN LIED TO CROCODILE IN ARABASTA! QUEEN #THE NEW ADMIRAL JUST KILLED QUEEN AND MAYBE KING (PLEASE DONT!!) AND IS CALLING FOR A WARSHIP TO KILL LUFFY #oh luffy grabbing kid akdhaksj reluctant friend maker they call him... wdym youre going to kill me... come here lets smush cheeks #luffy is such a humble king.... also why am i crying here thinking how everything is so brautiful (and otsuru is alive) and i have to find #out buggy is a yonkou. what the hell did he do against the marines akdbaisbsks ????? HOW???? #ofc luffy is obvious.... also the admiral could roam arund wano a little and grow some plants all over... it is needed after all... #take a breath.... meditate what you're going to do... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1080 #also why is jinbe in there alone??? also i thought pluton was nika but pluton is in wano??? metaphorically yes.... my theory is in shambles #SHANKS???? 'momo and hiyori must have grown' well... recent update actually... #yamato got him!!!! fuck yes!!! #yasopp isnt ready to see usopp???? well boohoo... also why does this guy care about kid... nvm shanks got his arm i forgor xd #so shanks new about the fruit.... bc not even whos who knows... #barto burning shanks flag omg akdhsks #SABO KILLED COBRA???? that has to be a setup.... kuma escaped!!!! sabo is more popular than dragon somehow??? its bc he actually does stuff #MOMO CAN MAKE FIRE?? well kinda... shanks goes for the one piece.... what's in the air??? like you didn't have time before??? #once again i <3 in between arc episodes.... i love getting fed new info.... #nami new sharpshooter usopp step aside... and with one hand only... oh nvm.... it is rigged then #episode 1082 #law and robin ponebesties.... jack gyojin???? also that is such a way to construct a city... wth RED PONEGLYPH!!! 3/4!!! #opening the frontiers frees the weapon.... inch resting also did luffy talk to him??? yamato could hear him because of the king's haki??? #what is up with shank's haki.... jesus christ.... they were just watching lmao luffy can feel shanks omg..... #did he just leave or does he need the poneglyph still??? #episode 1083

[doctorwhoisadhd]

jack harkness parker macmillan parallels are crazy especially with my personal opinion that jack and parker carried alice and york respectively...... holy fuckign shit. INSANE.

#staying away on purpose for so long to protect the tiny baby who grabbed onto your finger sososo tight when they were born......... #and coming back because you dont know where else to go.......AUGH #and then LOSING EVERYTHING. and your friends just accept it as they're dying. OH GOD. #and blaming yourself as you run away..... #being Preserved and staying the same for so long and just. GOD #AND PARKERS PREGAME RITUAL BEING 'OBSESSING OVER PAST MISTAKES'........... OH GOD. #ari opinion hour #not bonff #blaseball #parker macmillan #jack harkness #for context this is related to my opinion that parker macmillan is york silks biodad (thanks moom for that one) because theyre actually #REALLY really similar. like the idol payout mods; both were cursed; both had a godly patron; and in particular when we first saw parkers #player page it really really struck me how similar his stats were to yorks!