#coitus?

[plsstopkillingyourcharacters]

you. me. coitus?

#ijustlearnedthisword #coitus #vocabulary #iamsoarticulate #coitus? #pickuplines

[adhd-merlin]

#he can be trusted on a nature walk i promise #text post meme #merlin memes #merlin #bbc merlin #i know i say this every time but i still cant believe they showed us gwaine post-coitus. that was wild. #1k

[spinetrick]

i really loved this scene lol

#solar opposites spoilers #solar opposites season 4 #solar opposites #terry #korvo #tervo #glad we got the answer to 'which one gets super teary and emotional post-coitus?' #of course it's both of them

[bodega-catto]

This is how he plays with his panties when he teases Geto too btw

#jjk #gojo satoru #my sweet cute bottom who is 190meters tall 😍😍😍😍 #satosugu #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #sugusato #gego #suggetive #tumblr has been fl@gging my posts lately #is the thought of coitus too extreme for y’all #are you guys okay

[mewvore]

If I had a nickle for every time this has happened I'd have more than one nickle

#I definitely don't begrudge anyone with self esteem issues #Its just comedy gold to bring it up post coitus #lgbtq #cat girl #love yourself #dwpsart

[coolpeaches]

jhonattan burjack by pantelis for coitus online

#jhona burjack #jhonattan burjack #pantelis #coitus online #guys #my edits

[mattmurdeaux]

MATT MURDOCK + The Palpable Effects of Experiencing that Amazing Catholic Guilt Dick ✨

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #she hulk #jennifer walters #elektra natchios #look at those smiles #yeah...this man is a coitus savant for sure #what catholique guilt dique does to a mf

[pigdemonart]

congrats on the sex cake.jpg

#submas #nimbasa trio #elesa #skyla #emmet #ingo #burgh #pokemon black and white #pokemon bw #comic #my art #tw: suggestive #idk either #i was fueled by the thoughts of ingo and emmet navigating through a conversation about sex and what weird guy terms they’d use #ingo nearly said coitus fr

[mushroomnoodles]

I can definitely see all the vampires being shocked and confused about how the hell Betty managed to get Simon pregnant.

I imagine they must be both interested and scared to know how he did it xD

oh absolutely. there was a lot of mixed reactions among the inner circle- shock, disbelief, curiousity.. the vampire king requested an immediate audience, of course. he was VERY interested in this strange turn of fate.

be careful how you ask simon though.

cw/tw for sfw and non kink mpreg

#i have a mproblem #a #cw mpreg #tw mpreg #mpreg #simon petrikov mpreg #vampbetty #vampsimon #vamparents #simon deadpan: we fucked #i am a firm believer simon occasionally calls sex “coitus” esp when he's trying to explain it #especially a mega nerd like THE HANGED MAN

[fashiontimeless]

Dior Spring Couture, 1998

#fashion #supermodel #1990s #1990s fashion #90s fashion #vintage fashion #90s supermodel #1990s style #90s style #90s #dior #christian dior #pink #eva herzigova #michele hicks #coitu #dior couture #haute couture #runway fashion #runway #fashion show #runway show

[pastart]

Fabian Arnold by Hannes Gade (2020)

#Coitus Magazine #Fabian Arnold #Hannes Gade #2020

[nununiverse]

Charlie Chiu by Pantelis for Coitus Magazine 

#charlie chiu #pantelis #coitus magazine

[adoniseverywheremen]

Charlie Chiu by Pantelis

#charlie chiu #male model #male body #male beauty #male butt #male form #men #model #pantelis #photography #coitus magazine #beautiful men #cute guys #cute boys #handsome male #gorgeous #hot model

[wangxianficrecs]

Overwhelming Enthusiasm by Shadaras

Overwhelming Enthusiasm

by Shadaras (@shadaras)

M, 1k, Wangxian

Part of the MDZS Casefic Exchange

Summary: When the library’s alarms went off, Lan Qiren wearily expected to arrive to find an apologetic Wei Wuxian—possibly with one of the young disciples who looked up to him—explaining that No really I didn’t mean to touch that, I’m so sorry, let me reset that for you. Kay's comment: This was actually really funny, though I would give it a light gore warning. Really enjoyed it and the flavour of a good uncle Lan Qiren who has considerably warmed up to Wei Wuxian post-canon. Excerpt: “Shufu.” Lan Wangji let out a long breath. “A creature attracted to Yang energy appeared unexpectedly. We may have, ah. Overfed it. Until it burst.” There was a wealth of understatement in Lan Wangji’s words. Lan Qiren stared at the lattice-worked carvings that edged the library’s ceiling and attempted not to imagine the sequence of events. Or how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian had ‘overfed’ such a beast. “I see,” he said neutrally. “Have you identified the source of this creature? I’m surprised it could appear within the wards.” “I think it snuck in with us,” Wei Wuxian admitted. “There aren’t any obvious holes in the wards, and I don’t think it manifested from any texts in here, though admittedly I haven’t had time to check yet. Also, um, you can turn around? If that would help.”

pov lan qiren, post-canon, canon era, blood and gore, aftermath of violence, coitus interruptus, good uncle lan qiren, nerd wei wuxian family feels, slice of life, everyday means everyday

~*~

(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

#Wangxian Fic Rec #The Untamed #Wangxian #MDZS #Kay's Rec #February 2024 #Overwhelming Enthusiasm #shadaras #Mature #short fic <15k #pov lan qiren #post-canon #canon era #aftermath of violence #coitus interruptus #good uncle lan qiren #nerd wei wuxian family feels #slice of life #everyday means everyday

[ozzgin]

I had another funny thought about our beloved whore of a reader…

Imagine there being a “Hall of Fame” located in a really important government building or something, that’s dedicated to her monster lovers. All the monsters that’ve successfully become her baby daddies are admitted to that special club. And there’s loads of memorabilia too. Like positive pregnancy tests (if those exist in the monster realm), soiled bedsheets that were fucked upon, etc.

It’s a place that monster visitors in the town, and out of town go to as a tourist attraction. After all, it’s a place that records a lot of important history. Potential monster baby daddies also go there to fantasize and seek out motivation for winning the next monster games. Gotta keep motivation when doing all those sets/reps of weighted hip thrust exercises in the gym 🤭

And something I’ve been wondering too, who is the mayor of the monster town? Is it the same monster who had tentacles and changed sizes in the original story post? Or is it a different guy? And how come the charms of reader don’t work on him? He immune?

-👘

I-

Perhaps it's my turn to look into the camera nervously. (I'm kidding anon, bless your creativity)

On the topic of Monstertown Mayor, I had a brief discussion with my partner about it (he likes to be involved) and he suggested an abstract, eternally burning existence similar to a biblically accurate angel. Because, see, who would believe him to be neutral or objective when dealing with Reader matters if he, himself, was shagging her behind the scenes? Some monsters have a physical form fit for mating, others less so.

But the Mayor, he's an amorphous, surreal blasphemy, a depthless sphere of darkness and blight with no beginning or end. Which, now that I think about it, makes the birthday scene even more hilarious. A spiraling dimension of eyes, sarcastically glancing at the cameraman every now and then, and conjuring some visible appendage to hold the coffee mug at his colossal office desk (no chair because he's just floating around). His speech is a foreign amalgamation of quantum vibrations, so they just added subtitles for everyone else at home.

#yandere monsters #maybe he's still secretly banging the Reader in her sleep or something #metaphysical coitus

[itboytrends]

“Dirty Pop” by Rick Day for Coitus Magazine.

Kim Kraglund, Christopher Fawcett, Louis Mayhew and Devon Spence photographed by Rick Day for Coitus Magazine.

#magazine #male model #mensfashion #it boy #fashion model #70s #80s #90s #balmain #haute couture #coitus #rick day #louis mayhew