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epilepticsaints · 25 days

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newtlesbian · 11 months

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i need to put charlie kelly on the finest cat food. get him off whatever purina bullshit hes slurping. come here boy im gonna keep your coat shiny and reduce hairballs

#classic post #iasip #💌#popular #.

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spookcataloger · 11 months

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“Anomaly Continued” by Benefactorx.

See original 14 photos here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anomaly

Original archive has bad image links, but you can see the picture posted on: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/23638293/

27: The Torture of Tilly Jane

28: The Watchers at the Window

29: The Winged Thing

30: What Killed Jane Doe?

#/x/ 4chan #prosetext #discussion thread #Anomaly Creepypasta #ghost stories #multipart story #story with pictures #paranormal #horror anthology #weird tales #story with proof #cryptids #creepypasta #classic post #spooky #creepy #LSoA

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imeverywoman420 · 1 year

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question for you cause i know you actually enjoy the act of giving a blow job and i honestly wished i liked it more. do you usually have your eyes opened or closed or a bit of both? also anything else you would wanna share about making it more enjoyable or tips or tricks 😭

MAJOR KEY ALERT IM ABOUT TO GIVE YALL THE KEYS TO SUCCESS. Disclaimer for those that need it you dont gotta do nothing in bed you dont wanna do if you dont wnana suck dick you dont have to its ur right as an american dont do anything you dont wanna do

Idk you just gotta be really attracted to the guy. You gotta be EXCITED for him to whip it out. Im literally the john green cock monologue guys say its cute how happy and excited i look to suck their dicks and its cause i am. Like i will literally :3 :D in real life

DO NOT THINK OF IT AS “sucking dick/giving a blowjob”. Oral sex is like kissing. Its not a job. youre attracted to this guy you want to kiss him right? Kiss his thighs and his happy trail. Dont just stick the dick in ur mouth and gawk gawk. Get comfortable with it. Sometimes im like can i watch u jerk off n can u rub ur dick on my face. Its not all about the actual Fellatering.

Ask him to be more verbal during. A blowjob is boring if hes not petting ur face, telling u it feels good, that ur doing a good job, moaning whatever.

eye contact isnt necessary but guys like it a lot. Im reLly shy so i dont do it unless he tells me to but i really like that when the serb was like “look at me in the eye” i was like Patrick from spongebob I Love You

SMILE A LOTTTTTT. look like ur having fun (BECAUSE U SHOULD BE DURING ANY SEX ACT DONT DO SOMETHING IF U DONT WANT TO). Play with it. Kiss it all over. Do a flicky thing on the tip with ur tongue. Experiment lol

TEETH. COVERED. WITH. TOP. LIP. TONGUE. OUT. MAJOR KEY MAJOR KEY MAJOR KEY you gotta stick ur tongue out over ur bottom teeth🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑

#Ask #Classic post

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scum-man-of-pesto · 1 year

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I just watched a tiktok with audio that said "surprise bitch, i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me" and then IMMEDIATELY remembered the tumblr trend of queuing the gifset of that scene to be reposted 10 years later. And then I remembered also that this happened when I was in highschool in 2013, and so it's been nearly 10 years and we're probably gonna see an influx of that gifset sometime soon

#gif #gifs #gifset #surprise bitch #i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me #surprise #surprise gif #surprise bitch gif #tumblr #tumblrpost #tumblr post #world heritage #classic post #world heritage post #tumblr world #tumblr world heritage post

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oasis1022 · 5 months

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OKAY OKAY

DO YALL KNOW THE POST WHERE THE GUY GOT THE AXE TO STICK INTO THE BOARD BACKWARDS

WELL LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND DID TONIGHT

BACKWARDS KNIFE

#axe throwing #axe #knife #knife throwing #what the fuck #classic #classic post

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pleuvoire · 7 months

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i put all my nen into this computer and now it can go to the hypernet which is like the internet for moons

#classic post

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radiofreemagica · 1 year

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I randomly remembered this legendary post and I wanted to save it for posterity, but OP turned off reblogs so I'm pirating it.

#classic post

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incorrect-snkquotes · 2 years

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Shingo: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Benimaru: His name was Jared he’s 19.

Joe: When his parents built a very strange machine

Terry, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Kyo, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Iori: Horrible job everyone.

#submission #incorrect quotes #shingo yabuki #benimaru nikaido #joe higashi #terry bogard #kyo kusanagi #iori yagami #source: tumblr #mod kyo #JDJDBDNDKDJD #classic post #queue

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sylvies-kablooie · 3 months

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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them?#“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years.#thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me.#idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

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golyadkin · 8 months

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