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Iori: I know we don’t get along
Kyo: Yeah we sure as fuck don’t
Iori: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering
Iori: *handing it to him* Here, it’s a bath bomb. you just throw it into the bath when you need to relax
Kyo: Yagami, this is a toaster
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incorrect-snkquotes · 16 days
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Chizuru: You know those things will kill you, right?
Iori, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Kyo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Shingo: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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incorrect-snkquotes · 2 months
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Kyo: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Iori: What is this “paper art” you speak of?
Kyo: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Chizuru: …Kyo.
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incorrect-snkquotes · 3 months
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Chizuru: You’re so sweet and adorable and precious
Iori: I AM NOT SWEET. I’M DARK, MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS. AND I’M VERY PISSED OFF.
Chizuru: :3 how cute
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incorrect-snkquotes · 3 months
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Iori: Who the fuck put salt in my cola?!
Iori: *looks at Kyo and Ramon*
Kyo: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!
Ramon: I kind of am tho
Kyo: Ramon, shut up
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incorrect-snkquotes · 6 months
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[Texting]
Sylvie Paula Paula: Hey
Shingo: Hiii
Shingo: Cool hair!
Sylvie Paula Paula: TYYYY
Shingo: 
Shingo: Sorry I literally don’t know how to talk to women
Shingo: Best of luck with everything
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incorrect-snkquotes · 11 days
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Kyo to Chris: You can’t “I’m just a little guy” your way out of this one, cunt!
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incorrect-snkquotes · 12 days
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Chizuru: Cheese is just a loaf of milk
Kyo: ...she's right and I'm scared
Iori: This implies a liquid form of bread
Chizuru: Beer
Kyo: FUCK
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incorrect-snkquotes · 3 months
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Benimaru: Don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
Mai: Don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
Kyo: Don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!
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incorrect-snkquotes · 23 days
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Chizuru to Iori: You aren't a man. You're just sexy trauma in a meatsuit.  
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incorrect-snkquotes · 3 months
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Blue Mary: My next boyfriend must be top of the line, hot, graceful, caring –
Terry: Hi, I’m Ter–
Terry: *trips over air, falls on his face, spilling water all over Mary, potted plant falls, spilling dirt all over Mary’s head*
Blue Mary:
Blue Mary: I want this one.
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incorrect-snkquotes · 13 hours
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Chizuru: *expressing her concerns*
King, high as fuck, bursting into the room: Girlypop sweettits dont think dat way!
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incorrect-snkquotes · 4 months
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Mai, sobbing into King' arms: Andy said he wouldnt still love me if I was a worm!
Andy, venting to Terry: I don't know why she'd even ask that, it's not like she's gonna turn into a worm! 
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Iori: I hate to tell "I told you so", but-
Kyo: No, you don't
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Kyo: Guys I have a crush!
Iori: It’s always a crush and never a job.
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incorrect-snkquotes · 4 months
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Of course you have blood all over you. And pronouns.
Kyo meeting Iori for the first time be like
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