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Shizuka: Sitting across from 5 y/o Kyo at dinner and something came up and I knew - I KNEW - he was about to say a bad word. I looked at him and he looked at me and I shook my head and said “don’t” and without taking his eyes off me he whispered “I’m thinking it”.

#submission #incorrect quotes #baby kyo mishaps #shizuka kusanagi #source: twitter #mod kyo #queue

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Benimaru: I got my car stuck in the mud while out with Shun'ei and Meitenkun. In related news, I owe $365 to the swear jar.

#submission #incorrect quotes #benimaru nikaido #source: twitter #mod kyo #queue

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Kyo: God’s strongest warrior (me) fighting his toughest battle (my tummy hurts)

#submission #incorrect quotes #kyo kusanagi #source: twitter #mod kyo #queue

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[On Twitter]

Kyo, posting a pic of a chocolate dessert called “Super Dickman Dicke Nüsse”: I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Iori: Is it better or worse if I tell you that nüsse means “nuts”

Chizuru: Dicke means “fat"or "thick”

Shingo: This post only gets worse

Benimaru: Super Dickman’s Thick Nuts

#submission #incorrect quotes #nsfw #kyo kusanagi #iori yagami #chizuru kagura #shingo yabuki #benimaru nikaido #source: tumblr #mod kyo #CLASSIC #queue

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Mary: Would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

Terry: Yeah, of course, worms are awesome!

Ryuji: I ate a worm once. Not that bad actually.

Mary: So if I was a worm you’d fucking eat me?

Ryuji:

Billy: Answer the question.

#submission #incorrect quotes #Blue Mary #terry bogard #ryuji yamazaki #billy kane #mod kyo #queue

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Shen Woo: Lisa, truth or dare?

Elisabeth:… Dare.

Shen Woo: I dare you to order me a pizza.

Elisabeth: *sigh* Truth.

Shen Woo: *opens pizza delivery app* what’s your credit card number?

Elisabeth: …

Benimaru: *absolutely losing his shit*

#submission #incorrect quotes #shen woo #elisabeth blanctorche #benimaru nikaido #source: unknown #mod kyo #KRJHNFOIEWJLJEWOJFEWOJFEWO OH MY GOD?? #queue

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Billy (giving dating advice): well, you know what they say- the quickest way to a man’s heart…

Ryuji: *nodding confidently* Through his chest cavity.

Billy: RYUJI-NO.

#submission #incorrect quotes #billy kane #ryuji yamazaki #source: unknown #mod kyo #queue

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Terry: This is your chance to be the bigger person!

Chris: I don’t want to be the bigger person. I’ll be the small, petty person. It’s much more fun.

#submission #incorrect quotes #terry bogard #chris #source: young sheldon #mod kyo #queue

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Yuri: You unbelievable pig person! You giant, fat pig person! You sloth!

#submission #incorrect quotes #yuri sakazaki #source: new girl #mod kyo #queue

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Vanessa: Do you know what always cheers me up?

Ramon: A fifth of Vodka and a fresh pack of batteries?

#submission #incorrect quotes #vanessa #ramon #source: the nanny #mod kyo #queue

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Athena: Sooooo, it’s getting to be late.

Athena: Maybe you could climb into bed, read a book. Maybe drift off to sleep

Shingo: I’m writing fanfiction, guys

Kensou: No, Shingo

Kensou: Tomorrow fanfiction

Shingo: No, guys. This is important stuff

Chizuru, closing the laptop: Tonight sleep

Chizuru: So much time to fanfiction tomorrow

#submission #incorrect quotes #athena asamiya #shingo yabuki #sie kensou #chizuru kagura #source: unknown #mod kyo #queue

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Kensou: Do you wanna see a pic of me that makes me look like I’m on drugs

Shingo: Absolutely

Athena: Dumb question. Always

#submission #incorrect quotes #sie kensou #shingo yabuki #athena asamiya #source: unknown #mod kyo #queue

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Ryuji: So I took something I shouldn’t have

Mary: What did you and Billy steal this time

Ryuji: It wasn’t Billy

Joe passing by in a tank: I love this thing!

Mary: You got Joe too!?

Ryuji, running away: Yep

#submission #incorrect quotes #ryuji yamazaki #blue mary #joe higashi #source: superstore

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Eiji coming into the tournament mad: He did it this time

Malin: What happened?

Eiji: Sakazaki pulled the meanest prank, and I’m going to get back at him in the worst possible way.

Kasumi: That can’t be good

Shingo: What are you planning?

Eiji: Christmas is coming up and I’m going to give him a jury notice.

Malin: That’s the cruelest thing

Shingo: I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

#submission #incorrect quotes #eiji kisaragi #malin #kasumi todoh #shingo yabuki #source: unknown #mod kyo #queue

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Seth: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

Vanessa: Seth, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

#submission #incorrect quotes #seth #vanessa #source: unknown #mod kyo #queue

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Andy: I feel safe having a panic attack in Costco because people are too busy looking at their two gallon things of L'oreal conditioner to care. There’s a food court right there full of napkins and I can go into the bathroom to cry and then I can go pick up some potato and cheese pierogi. It’s perfect.

#submission #incorrect quotes #andy bogard #source: youtube #mod kyo #queue

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Geese holding a crying baby: Hey. Listen to me. You’re out of control. You’re a baby. Your life is not that hard. 😒 You’re embarrassing yourself.

#submission #incorrect quotes #geese howard #source: superstore #mod kyo #queue