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imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao
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fogtvz9nsdwzap · 1 year
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asthevermincrawls · 2 months
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new "draw your favs" just dropped (namilia berlin spring 2024)
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see-arcane · 8 months
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Van Helsing: “Mina you should not be involved any further for safety’s sake—“
Jonathan, thinking: Yes, she shouldn’t be put in Dracula’s reach, good good good—
Van Helsing: “—helpful as you’ve been every step of the way, you do still have a chronic case of Being a Girl and so cannot be trusted to keep up with us men and our man-work.”
Jonathan, personal heroes including Mina, Scheherazade, and Mina again, grinding his teeth into dust: …That Is. :) A Way to Frame It. :)
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the-woman-upstairs · 28 days
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It’s very funny how Patrick throws out the comment about Art being Tashi’s lapdog as some kind of dig at her and how she treats people when it’s like, sir, you’re just mad Art’s no longer *YOUR* lapdog.
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jcwdrawskinda · 1 year
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His name is Charlie, he's got high luck, low intelligence, and he's about to learn it's a bad idea to slow-walk away from explosions :V
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trans-corvo · 9 months
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Stephanie Chafe's BG3 party member sculpts posted to her artstation
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Will: I would kill someone for some Kraft mac and cheese right now
Hannibal: That's quite the exaggeration to make
Will: Who's exaggerating?
Hannibal: *positively ecstatic that Will is talking about murdering people, but deeply distraught that it's over macaroni*
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housecow · 3 days
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it’s soooo hot and i can barely waddle fast enough to get out of this heat… i want to go slow and enjoy the feeling of having to force my legs by each other in order to take a step but NO. i gotta be quick
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What are some ingredients to watch out for in lubes that could cause irritation or infectionsand such? I thought I just couldn't use lube at all bc every single time I've tried it I ended up with a UTI but now I'm wondering if I've just been unlucky with my lube selections
Biggest offender by far is glycol. Any glycerin product is gonna really fuck up your pH balance. That’s basically all scented and flavored lube as well as a ton of major brands because glycerin is a cheap available stabilizer that sweetens the product regardless of how it reacts to our microbiomes.
Petroleum based stuff- really not great for vaginas. Steer clear.
Nonyxyl-9 is terrible but it’s only really found in spermicidal lube so always avoiding that is a good idea.
It’s only slightly possible that parabens affect vaginal flora but they do get absorbed into membranes are generally considered not great, so paraben-free is always better.
If you’re sensitive try to find lubes with very short ingredient lists. You could check out Sliquid water based or WaterSlide by Earthly bodies. Both are really short sweet ingredient lists that had high success for sensitive pussies in my anecdotal experience.
All that being said, you can try to ask a gyno about it. (If they say KY just run, sadly some gynos do not stay abreast of sex ed and just spout a brand they know) One thing I know from all the health folks in my life is that we can always strengthen our natural bacterial flora to be more robust. There’s probiotics you can take specifically for vaginal health.
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moonshynecybin · 4 months
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Hi! I have been thinking about Marc and the ways he expresses his anger... giving the cold shoulder... the silent treatment if you will (he will speak ABOUT vale but not TO vale let alone WITH vale)... need your input please....
hmm good question.... this got. STUPID long sorry
uhhh marc is, in general, good at keeping his (negative) emotions in check. like i think marc loooooves to think of himself on track as a mature, controlled, and rational dude. above distraction. a killer. a cyborg. idk his dad has talked about how he doesnt really complain much about injury and there's also allll these stories about what a mature kid he was... so i think that when he was young - ESPECIALLY in a racing sense because he was so much younger than most of the people he was competing against - he internalized that in order to do all the stuff he wants to do racing-wise, he reallyyyy has to keep a level head and not well. act his age! and i think that extends to a lot of how he manages his emotions today (at least in a public setting). even in places where im pretty sure hes PISSED (sepang. phillip island 2013.) he just kind of. visibly contains himself. not a confrontational dude in the outright sense he'll clench his jaw and try to work through it.
which is part of what makes his valentino-oriented crazy so interesting. bc people were noticing that marc in 2015 was kind of. being weird. as his and valentino's relationship deteriorated. like they were both outwardly very much like we can keep it on track :) until the big fallout towards the end of the year but uhhhh. well marc has said that vale started pulling back in september of 2014 like he was noticing SOMETHING, and they clashed on track A LOT in 2015, and i think marc sensed vale cooling on him and freaked a lil. hashtag neurotic 22 year old moments. he is my favorite crazy ex girlfriend. like usually he IS good at separating that stuff out and managing his emotions in the racing sense but in assen that year when vale overtook him off track after they made contact he raised a BIG stink with race direction and actually had some uh. not especially chill quotes about it. (it should be noted marc was also flopping for the first time in his motogp career. like in his brain he stopped winning AND vale stopped talking to him he was goin through it) adn all the reporters noticed too they were like. why werent you sucking and fucking in parc ferme. like vale's left turn wrt to spaniard sabotage comes outta nowhere but people WERE noticing that things were changing. i bet marc noticed too. BUT they are not the type of people to talk about these things so they keep it to vague flirting in presscons and escalating on-track tension slash proxy wars waged in race-direction contexts... liek truly you are 22 you are not going to keep your championship title and your hot sports idol bestie is no longer flirting with you on twitter and you COULD just talk to him about that but you'd rather DIE so youre going to ask honda to back you up to race direction about your last race where you DEFINITELY lost bc winning is the ONLY thing thatll make you feel better. even though thatll help convince your hot sports idol that you are engaging in a benedict arnold level betrayal scheme against him. an insane time to be marc marquez. 2015 really kind of is a study on how both of them handle losing: NOT WELL.
and then the thing about sepang is that then the lid is blown clean off and marc spends the ENTIRE race being annoying on purposeeeee. hes so fucking pissed and hurt at valentino that he decides to get under his skin for REALSIES instead of focusing on his race. like idk he probably would have fought hard for the win without the drama that how he works but uh. i think he was being annoying specifically to bite at vale's edges. and part of that is bc marc is naturally and effortlessly annoying. but i think part of it was SPITE. like his team advised him not to speak on anything from that presscon and he didnt, but he can still fuck him over on track. get under his skin. like he cant tell vale to his FACE that he's angry and confused and hurt. but he CAN let him know on that fucking racing line. where he cant be ignored. idk like i cant see marc letting anyone else get under his skin like that.
AND another big ass exception to the marc marquez anger management philosophy is from misano 2019 where vale messes with his qualifying lap. a lovely anon sent me some videos of marc talking to the press and jesus christ i dont think ive ever seen him angrier oh my god. AND the anon also linked the race from that weekend where he won and he celebrated harder than ive seen him celebrate some TITLE wins like he went. notably nuts. the commentators were all like uhhhh. he mustve REALLY wanted to get one over on vale adjfhlkdh... idk if any of this answered your question but his relationship to his emotions fascinates me hes so weirddddd. and its interesting to me that he can shrug off jorge ruining his last race at honda and be friendly but also be like. kind of aloofly pissed at bezz. because of valentino! he can repress the rest of it, but valentino shines through the cracks.
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slightlysaneee · 9 months
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Hold me
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see-arcane · 8 months
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Just got out of the theater and holy shit
Saw X isn't just the best movie in the Saw franchise. It's one of the best horror films I've seen in years. Even if the rest of my to-watch list flops in theaters for October, I can absolutely see myself watching this thing again to make up for it
We finally got a film that's genuinely about Jigsaw and follows him through the story rather than dangling him at the edges or squashing Tobin Bell into posthumous recordings and flashbacks. It's about him and that brief but potent-powerful twilight between Saw I and Saw II where he was at his most active and personally dangerous.
Without giving too much away, it really cements
One: Why he and his acolytes are so goddamn scary-good at what they do. Better yet, it shows how pants-shittingly terrifying it is for their targets when the Jigsaw crew close in for the abduction
Two: How human and earnest John Kramer is in what he believes, the good and the ill, under all the sadistic torture-murder machinery. The cinematography and the script really work together to light him as a sort of time-misplaced Old Testament figure. If not a priest, then a classical demon who is there first to judge/punish/test people to grisly extremes, and if they pass, to immediately provide aid. All this without shying away from the fact that...
Three: Jigsaw is absolutely a monster; but far from the worst villain on the block.
The whole thing is fantastic top to bottom for fans and newcomers. It could be its own standalone flick. (And, mild spoilers, a certain character is left dangling as a potential future route to another movie. If it's anything like this one, I'd absolutely see a Saw XI)
Anyway. Bravo to Tobin Bell, to Shawnee Smith, and to director Kevin Greutert and writer Josh Stolberg. 5/5 severed limbs, will be looking forward to my nightmares tonight.
Also! For those heading to the theater, there is a mid-credits stinger. Don't miss it!
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raayllum · 3 months
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rayllum is just constant unintentional comedic gold like their first scene in 5x01 is rayla being like "i feel helpless" and callum immediately going "we're not helpless" like he's two steps away from her getting hurt and him going bugs bunny communist meme "this is our stab wound"
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themakeupbrush · 5 months
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Julia Garner at the 2024 Golden Globes
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housecow · 21 days
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lowkey you look like you’re gonna be waddling soon if you haven’t already started to
i don’t waddle if my thighs don’t rub together but otherwise. you are correct 🫣
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