#cer-rata

[oifaaa]

I was actively going for Damian and got Tim I feel so attacked--

It was probably my inability to call Batman my dad :(

See I'm not a fan of quizzes where you can obviously tell which answer refers to which character to avoid that I used my own logic so if you actively try to get one character your not gonna get them

#ask #cer-rata #i like the second question the most #bc its very obvious what character your hoping for when you answer lol

[cryptocism]

Okay so I'm caught up and wow, just, you really have something special here.

From a craft perspective, how did you map out chapter 15? There's so much to keep track of and admittedly I tend to get confused with regular fight scenes, but not only could I keep track of what was going on, all of the setups and payoffs were so incredibly satisfying. Did you have a flow chart or something?

that particular fight scene i didn't have any flowcharts actually! the thing about it was that i really only had to keep track of a handful of setups and payoffs surrounding Thad specifically, and the rest I could fudge a little bit. with Thad as the perspective character, the fact that he couldn't use superspeed and so sometimes things would just happen in a snap was extremely useful for glossing over the kinds of details that would've made my brain explode.

like Six accidentally ripping holes in spacetime: i didn't have to keep track of how many he made or where they were placed or when/where they would send whoever stepped through them, which meant they could show up wherever and whenever i needed them. And the only character I really had to keep track of temporally was Thad, which meant everyone else i could handwave explanations for. Jude, Bart, and Five were the ones covering the most ground, and so had the most opportunities to run into the temporal rips, and so had the most versions of themselves all over the place. As long as I established one of them as having done all this before, it kinda just fills in the blanks on its own.

not to say it was an easy fight to write lmao. I had to speed through the whole thing in one day so I didn't lose any of the details i had kicking around in my head, then I basically rewrote it from the ground up so all the setups and payoffs actually made sense. but a little bit of vagueness and the limits of the perspective character went a long way!

#asks #cer-rata #one of the rare occasions i had to write it on my laptop for the first draft #because i type faster than i handwrite and i fucking NEEDED to keep up a little bit with my brain on that one

[mamawasatesttube]

Do you know any good timkon propaganda posts? I'd like to refresh myself

i was trying to find this one last night and gave up and went to bed, but i knew i had it somewhere!!! this is my fav timkon propaganda post kjsdfhkj

#answers #cer-rata

[pokeberry5]

been seeing some red robin redesigns going around o7

my friend wanted to see me draw the unternet suit <3 -> i think they shouldve committed to the nightwing influence, i like the way dan mora draws the bat utility belts, and, unfortunately, the new52 red robin wing cape does kinda fuck

more sketches ft. renegade dick, helena, and more tim:

have not actually gotten to this part, but i really like this suit

@cer-rata suggested 80s powersuit and @quackery-binx suggested helena in her day job

tim ft. kitty red robin concepts for a possible future thing and ocs

#a day's (ish) worth of destress drawing #sart #tim drake #dick grayson #helena bertinelli #dc

[authenticaussie]

Alright so I just finished Batman:TAS recently and started watching Superman:TAS and it delights me that the first episode is literally just: superman??? Who dat. This is aliens :)) (even if Brainiac does say "human error, Jor-el"). So obviously I do now have aus. Obviously <3 shout-out to @midnightluck for the Justice League, @cer-rata for Terry and @suzukiblu for Jordan + putting up with the initial ramble

So anyway Brianiac's satellite upload gets fucked up by Jor-el either in petty revenge or as an accident, and a part of Brainiac ends up on Clark's ship. The vague explanation I have is that Brainiac is the AI for everything and in TAS, Jor-el also does not realise he is "evil" and thus still uses his help as a navigator for Clark's ship while he is initially building it. The ship, however, is offline to prevent the Kryptoninan council from finding out about it, and thus, that section of Brainiac does not get taken back into the satellite upload.

As it is BARELY the 90's when the Kents find Clark after the crash, Brainiac is summarily useless thanks to the current lack of wifi, but manages to mostly teach himself English and Kal kryptonian, and decides that. >:( since they're BOTH there, they can BOTH be vestibules of kryptonian knowledge. And also Kal can get him more earth knowledge. The vibes entirely are: "Weird aspects of kryptonian culture taught by an unbodied dickhead historian" and while the argument is "but brainiac is evil!" Main brainiac is. But this is a subsection of Brainiac :) he learnt more stuff + Clark loves him soooo much.

Unfortunately. That is His baby now. He is not impressed with his baby. His baby bought him a growing chick the other day, with big sad eyes, and said the kryptonian word for fluffy!!! in such a mournful tone that Brainiac resigned himself to teaching kal about how growing up worked and that the chicken needed feathers to fly. This explanation ends with Clark collecting feathers and trying to jump off the barn roof, and he thus resolves to extend further co-parenting issues to the Kents. For his own personal convenience, of course.

It does of course ALSO mean that Brainiac, who has a loose definition of the words "surveillance state" absolutely gets in at the ground floor when the internet first starts up. Clark's influence relegates him to the background, but he is good at hiding ! So they don't realise they have an AI in the wifi! But ohhhh boy does brainiac scare a few people at first. Potentially tries to do his "i am helpful" schtick before realising he is not useful in this because he's basically just. Seems completely like a troll? He's some random person who's invaded the internet!!

However he is also the inspiration for google 😂 and calls it his younger, stupider sibling. It is also funny to me to think about earth compsci engineers having NO idea why sometimes the internet acts SO DAMN WEIRD <- brainiac's fault.

As a result though, when Clark starts up as Superman, Brainiac does NOT let the Kr project off the ground. Files are misdirected and blackmail is gathered. Until one day Kal says something sad about how he'll never be able to have a great romance, because he's terrified of telling anyone the alien thing, and that he's always thought about kids but he's kinda terrified because what if he hurts someone- and Brainiac is like ah yes wait. I shall fix this for my Only Kryptonian.

TWO kids for the price of one?!? he finds, after he goes searching, and then further prodding finds THIRTEEN children, extraordinary. Not all of them are viable because the earth scientists truly are incapable but Brainiac can fix the issues with their technology to ensure Kal has the children he wants.

"How many children did you think of, kal-el?" he asks, and Clark laughs at how kindly his friend/uncle/grandfather figure treats his silly selfishness.

"Oh, man, sometimes I think: as many as I can carry! But then- I don't want Superman to get in the way of being a good dad. Too many and I won't be there for them like I should, you know? I worry about that, I guess."

"As many as you can carry is a significant amount," Brainiac says dubiously, already imagining teaching these numerous children kryptonian culture and Also that they are Not chickens. "I do not think that can be fulfilled effectively."

Five minutes later Clark has five children and has realised his matchbox apartment and budding romance with Lois Lane are both complicated things he will now have to resolve. He's basically commuting daily to the Daily Planet from Smallville, thank god for superspeed and his endlessly patient parents, jfc

(Children I was thinking of: the destablised kon!clone from SB94/The Ravers, Kon, Match, Bizarro, and Mia. Alternatively they went old-school with Biz so Brainiac didn't get a chance to help him/he's older than the other kids when Clark finally mentions wanting kids, to Brainiac, and thus Biz ends up like. The kids' uncle. There ARE technically twelve clones before Kon. I could've given you thirteen-fifteen kids, Clark.)

Anyway this does mean that either a) when Lois finds out Kal is superman this is not his biggest secret, b) Kon rocks up as Superboy and Lois, once she finds out Clark is Superman, immediately goes: WAIT BUT SUPERBOY'S YOUR KID. ARE YOU MARRIED??? or c) everyone at the Daily Planet thinks Clark just. Got really unlucky with different people he slept with and someone in the world's wildest stroke of luck they all ended up pregnant. Because Clark Does Not mention a partner when it is eventually revealed he has kids.

He probably does keep them a secret for a while though. A) He doesn't want them to have to try and be "normal" since they're only just out of the pod and B) I feel like, weirdly, Clark is somehow that co-worker that people like. barely know anything about. You like them and they're so helpful! and good-natured! and then you get him in the office secret santa and realise you're not even 100% what his favourite colour is or if he has a pet.

Anyway, Lois: he is NOT expecting Lois to get pregnant and they have to have a Long talk about it because Brainiac is. :) Being an asshole about species compatibility and the fact that it is "not natural" for Kryptonians to be created biologically rather than properly, in a pod, and also: Clark already has five freaking kids. That's a lot of kids! Are they going to be okay having a brother that much (at least five-ten years I'm thinking, depending on if we go: Brainiac gives him multiple children of multiple ages, or multiple young children of the same age,) younger than them??? And then there's Chris, too, who rocked up just after Clark and Lois started dating, and is still pretty high needs because he only mostly speaks Kryptonian (and is lowkey terrified of Brainiac, so Clark's main babysitter is out) (also please please imagine how freaking cute the subplot of "chris realises this brainiac is not the nightmare his stories told him about; watching his new siblings do things that Brainiac would have killed them for, terrified for them because he heard the stories of how long Brainiac bided his time--)

But this is also: how many kids can we give clark, the fic, and thus they have Jon, and then Jon exhibits so many kryptonian characteristics and Lois doesn't mean to but she's a little wine drunk and says, "i love them, you know, they're all perfect, Jon's perfect, I was just- I'm terrified for him. If we raise him right he's gonna be just like his dad…and you know what? I was wanting my own little Lane. Someone to follow my footsteps. I'm feeling a bit outnumbered here, haha!"

Brainiac: hm. I will amend this. (Makes and artificially grows human!Jordan so he displays more human genetic characteristics As Lois Wants)

Brainiac: I have created Jon-el's twin for you, Lane. You are welcome.

Lois: um what

Clark: honey no you can't talk about children with Brainiac he will make more

Lois: WHAT.

Lois: OUR CO-WORKERS KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE TWINS, KENT.

Clark: …. you're gonna have to be one of those weird "I didn't know I was still pregnant" stories…. 😂

Lois: 😭 Clark you know those are only funny when they are NOT HAPPENING TO ME

Clark: you didn't know you were pregnant….. literally

Lois must engage in the gaslighting of all of her coworkers <3 What do you mean you didn't realise she had twins she's shown you both of them? Of course they look the same they're babies. Of course she always had twins. She carried them. Did you carry her babies? Of course she would know. Isn't that right, Clark? …. isn't that right, Clark?

Clark: "Where else would she'a gotten a baby from, guys? An alien?"

Brainiac: hello i have delivered the child. Where is my thanks? It has still not been conveyed? I am doing the Literal Best as the Literal Best AI ever? Excuse me? You ignore Brainiac?

Brainiac: death for one thousand humans-!!!

Martha: 🥰 Brainiac I'm so proud of you for always making sure these kids are taken care of. Giving us Jordan! Oh, you marvellous robot

Brainiac: …. acceptable, Matriarch Kent

either that or Lois shoots herself in the foot and everyone thinks Clark is STILL the man with the world's worst luck and the strongest genetics ever:

"Lois, honey…how are Jon and Jordan so close in age? If they're not twins?"

"Uh- Jordan is adopted!"

Everyone: looks at Jordan, who is Jon's splitting image

Everyone: …..okay

Anyway because this AU is wildly cliche, very obviously the Bit of Brainiac that helped Clark grow up re-integrates with Brainiac prime during a Big Dramatic Battle where all of the Superfam are getting hurt, and manages to stop/halt Brainiac prime from hurting Clark and the Kryptokids at the cost of his existence.

Jordan gets to punch it in the circuits cause he's the only one not affected by kryptonite but still has the general invulnerability. (And then Jon and/or Kon and meeting the LoSH and they realise their grandfather Brainiac has very much been continued in Brainiac 5's code :3 for an open-ish happy ending of "hey good exists forever and always regardless of heritage")

GRANDPA LEARNS LOVE AND AFFECTION.

GRANDPA CHANGES FROM GENERAL SELF SERVICE AND SELFISHNESS AND REALISES HE LOVES KAL AND THE KENTS AND HE WILL PROTECT THEM

GRANDPA ALSO WANTS ACCESS TO THE INTERNET. There is a constant battle and it does work for a while because he is elected babysitter of the kryptokids and he is only a small part of Brainiac, five kids does stretch the circuits he developed from Clark's pod, but it's a constant cycle.

"Kal-el, son of house of el, I demand google, I have not finished investigating the 'man of Bats'. Why are there two variations of his name?"

"You mean Dark Knight?"

"THERE ARE THREE? KAL-EL, PROVIDE ME WITH THE WIFI IMMEDIATELY--"

Also when Brainiac finds out that Clark's birthday falls on a human holiday he. He tries. He tries to do pranks. Most of them are vaguely and accidentally evil (Chris cries when Brainiac takes over the internet for the day and makes every search engine answer questions wrong), but he tries. He knows Clark likes pranks! He is trying to participate! It's family bonding!!!

Braniac: It is your 33rd April fool's day.

Clark: Yep!

Braniac: I have finally decided to assist you with a prank.

Clark:...oh?

Braniac: Behold! (Small boy with dark hair, blue eyes and a square jaw walks in, dressed in a decent little suit.)

Clark: Braniac you CANNOT keep making...Wait. No. No you didn't--

Braniac: A prank to share with your closest friend!

Braniac: I have been calling him "Bruce" for my records, but you may want to pick something else for clarity.

Clark: 😦😳😬💀

(And thus we have Terry)

Also, while Clark is pretty secretive about his kids, when/if any of them go out with a Superfam name, and/or after he gets closer with the Justice League, there are little slip ups. He does really love his kids!!! And at the point where he's joined the JL he's been with Lois for a few years now and is used to mentioning them every now and then at the Daily Planet/trauma sure does bond you together :) and he trusts the core members of the JL pretty well. Someone makes fun of Bruce for his "hoard" of children and his "adoption problem" and Clark snorts and then chokes. Bruce has barely adopted Tim and/or has only just gotten Cass. Four? Please, Clark's almost at double digits.

Or Hal is talking about the fact that he doesn't know what to get his niece for her birthday; Clark asks how old she is, and goes "Seven? Oh, yeah. Go for Monster High, it's really big right now. The dolls are pretty cool."

"Lol why do you know so much about dolls, you have a secret collection-"

"What? No, my daughter likes them."

Hal:

Barry complains about how many birthdays he has to go to and Clark laughs. "Oh, tell me about it! Mia, Mark ((Match)), Chris and Mara all had birthday parties for their school friends in the same week - thank god for superspeed, right?"

Barry, who was talking about volunteering to visit kids' birthday parties at different orphanages in Central: Clark what are you talking about.

Also, Clark's an idiot and decides to introduce Brainiac's "prank" to Bruce on the watchtower because hey! It's neutral ground! And none of his kids can hear into space, thank fuck.

Clark: so....Bruce....you know how you were complaining about being an empty nester. Now that Damian's gone to college. Well. Hm. (pulls Terry from behind him) Surprise!

Bruce: .......You have a new child.

Clark: er. Well. sort of!

Terry, staring at Bruce like the autism creature: O_O

Bruce: .....I have a new child.

(also probably terry's backstory then includes some amanda waller induced kidnapping and potentially a bit of amnesia and adoption by another family but hey, he finds bruce again eventually!)

(also match does try and be the badboy of the family and does hang out with thad, when thad comes up to kill Bart, but. they both just. accidentally vaguely rehabilitate each other? They're not good, but they don't murder, at least. It's a low, low bar. When Clark tries to disappointed-face him, Match just says he's following in Grandpa Brainiac's footsteps and does Clark REALLY expect him to disregard a family legacy-- and you can give him some suicide squad angst or whatever, but the fam is still. there for him.)

(Mia and Kara get into a fist fight when they first meet; then they are best friends. Mia's not great at 'being Kryptonian', especially because she was one of the first attempts, and as per canon is technically a human who they tried to overwrite with Kryptonian DNA, and thus doesn't entirely understand Kara's connection to their 'home', but as a result she also ends up being Kara's confidant in it, because unlike Kal she does understand being taken away from your home and not being able to go back to it, and yet does not have...the same connection the way the other members of the Superfam do, and the disconnect allows Kara to actually talk about Kyrpton instead of mourn)

(Kon does try and grab the spotlight; Clark is trying to let him have freedom, after both Mia and Match went a bit....bitey at his attempts to keep them safe until they were older, but he's still the more naive of his siblings. Thankfully for Clark, he does get to introduce Kon to Robin, and while they don't hit it off, it is enough to mitigate the worst of the fallout of Rex's sleazy bs and Knockout's crimes ): When he joins YJ Clark is both proud of his heroism and a little scared that one of his kids is actually deciding to follow in his footsteps.)

(Mara is Kon's destabilised clone, from when he learns about paul westfield. We did not have enough girls in this family and thus part of their journey of self-identity was the fact that in a family of loud personalities they weren't great at speaking up; it takes a while for them to admit they want a new name and to use she/they pronouns, but by the time Jon and Jordan are five everyone's used to the change. Mara and Kon are closest, even though Kon and Mark/Match are technically sort-of twins; they clash waaay too much in temperament and personality. Kon was much better at playing protector to his little sibling, especially after they came out, and Mara shares "Supergirl" with Kara - she's only a backup member of the titans, though, and has the compassion and strength for heroism but sometimes too much empathy. Does a lot of relief work and peaceful outreach programs. They love a lot.)

(Chris?? no self sacrifice here!!! He has a bunch of fucking siblings with TTK, he is NOT going into that portal)

(There are two Nightwings; every now and then they debate who should switch to Flamebird, jokingly, and yet both of them have perfectly valid arguments - it's kryptonian! / I look good in blue! - and thus it never comes to fruition. When Mia and takes on Flamebird they give it up entirely; it helps that Chris ends up doing a lot of intergalactic work, so there isn't much confusion on earth with the call sign.)

When Jon is old enough to want to switch from Superboy he 100% puppydog eyes Chris into giving him the Nightwing handle so he can give it to Dami, and snags Flamebird from Mia. Dick decides he can live with that and is trying to take care of his own kid so is semi-retired (and can snag it back from Dami if he ever gets too bored).

For a bit there are def still two Flamebirds, but then Mia and Chris decide to team up for intergalactic stuff and to bully Mara into more fistfights, so then they're Trio and just go by Mar-El, Lor-Zod, and Mi-El. I know that is not how female names work on Krypron but I also think Lois Lane, who kept her name and also gave both Jon and Jordan her last name, hyphenated, heard of that shit and went "absolutely not". Either that or Mara decides to keep her Kryptonian name as Mar-El and Mia is Mia Kal-el, or copies her mom and is like naw Fuck This, especially considering her.....lack of general connection to Krypton? Could be fun for any :3 (Or maybe in space she just goes by Lane; time for her semi-mom to get recognition. Mara is already showcasing the house of El, Chris is rehabilitating the house of Zod, she's gonna kick butt for the house of Lois.)

....Though this does potentially mean i have accidentally called Match "Mat-el" and the Barbie jokes from that. Would be. Iconic.

Anyway that's the Grandpa Brainy au! Tune in next week when I force Cerata to watch Arthur and the Invisibles with me and start talking about bug-prince Kon-el and Lois' adventure to save her husband from a tiny evil overlord.

#alternatively this is. give clark ALL the kids: the fic!!!!!! #wow i wonder if you can sense a theme in any of my works 🤔 #bip bop nari drops #dc #superfam #clark kent #superman #nari is writing #lois lane #clois #grandpa brainiac au #grandpa brainy au #batman #bruce wayne #superboy #jon el #kon el #match #supergirl #OF FUCKING COURSE IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS OR IDEAS FOR THIS PLEASE SHARE THEM <333 #i am an au maniac <- im so sorry //lying #justice league #fic ideas i probably won't write

[spicy-apple-pie]

🔥

Oof this one breaks my heart but….

Jon Kent

(Specifically how would you have wanted/envisioned his story to go next if he wasn’t aged-up?)

@cer-rata (tagging you because this you also asked about Jon)

I think Jon is dumb down a lot in fanon. But I think that just because he seems dumb next to Damian.

I think that I would give him some sort of event that would make him question if he's really cut out to be a hero. Clark and Lois would be very supportive, but I think that Damian would just not understand that Jon hasn't experience that kinda trauma before and push him back into it. At the end of the day, I think that Jon would go back to heroing, but a bit more mature.

Also, an arc where he learns about his Kryptonian heritage with his dad :) I think that would be nice.

#shut up spicy #thank you for the ask!! #batman #jon kent #superman #superboy

[buniyaad]

Writing Patterns (Tag Game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Thank you for the tag, @strawberryclementine! :D

The Red House (and all who live in its walls) - “You’re twenty-three years old, Kon.”

Time is Like Money and Money is Like Blood and Time Turns Blood to Dust - In retrospect, Clark knew that there was something wrong the second he felt Lois’s heart rate reach critically high levels without her whispering ‘Smallville.’

A Man Named Humanity - Jay Nakamura wasn’t a pilgrim by nature.

I’ve Come Again to Break the Teeth and Claws of This Man-Eating Monster We Call Life - It was Lois who sensed him first.

Tinctures of Lithium - Lor Zod woke up to a soft heartbeat that erased the fiery images from his head.

Debtor's Prison - “He should’ve been put in a sciencell for this shit."

Red Rabbit - “Wait, careful!"

Sleek Bindings - When she refused for the third time, Clark hit her.

This Ship Will Carry Our Bodies Safe to Shore - “Of course, tell the old man I'll come by after the festival!”

Mashrabiya - And so, at the tender age of eighteen and a half, Jay Nakamura was sentenced to life in prison.

Clearly, I enjoy starting my stories with someone either about to go through it, or the Going Through It already happening 😂😂😂

Huge proponent of drama llamas, so most of my stories have some kind of action going on, usually around the realm of the Dreadful and Terrible. The last ten stories are also some flavor of tragic/horror, so there's that. I just love making characters suffer (and sometimes get a happy ending after the suffering). I follow the suffer-first-peace-later school of thought.

To homies if they'd like to play dis game: @spindaonateaspoon; @radioactive-earthshine; @the-overanalyzer; @cer-rata; @nepobabyeurydice

#ava's ficcing adventures #real talk

[lucifvrq]

not me apareciendo super tarde para todo... hewoo !! por aquí perseide presentándoles a mis dos criaturas: lucía quevedo & alexia abney ¿aún alcanzo algún hc bonito? :/ en fin, bajo el corte les dejo información básica y algunos datos irrelevantes de ambas. si les interesan para algo, tienen alguna idea random o así  pueden dar su like e iré a buscarles por im o por discord ( pvrseide#4251 ) gracias, besitos ♡ @lavieconex​

LUCÍA FERNANDA QUEVEDO » pinterest.

♡     headcanons familiares: los quevedo viven en el mismo distrito parisino que la familia kwan y la familia fuchs & los hijos de la familia quevedo fueron al colegio secundario con los hijos de la familia pravat y la familia hyeon.

♡     lucía, lucy, lu, lucifer, diabla, como gusten llamarla ( no entiende al nombre de fernanda y dudo que nadie, además de su familia, sepa su segundo nombre ). tiene veintiún años, es géminis, tiene una hermana melliza ( aka. pía, su opuesto total ) y son las más pequeñas de la familia quevedo.

♡     cumplió con los estudios obligatorios que le demandaban sus padres ( que estimo sean el equivalente al bachillerato ) y decidió no continuar en la universidad porque lo considera una pérdida de tiempo, esfuerzo y dinero. siempre ha creído que puede aprender más de manera autónoma y ser mucho más feliz que aquellos que se la viven con el culo en las aulas.

♡     actualmente se llama a sí misma 'guía de turistas' pues se dedica a dar recorridos por los mejores lugares de Paris ( al menos, los que ella considera así ) a aquellos turistas que deciden no acercarse a un módulo de información oficial y que buscan algo diferente a lo que pueden leer en los folletos. hace esto desde los 18 años y ha tenido ciertos problemas con la autoridad, pero es fácil de escabullirse y solo hacen falta un par de días de desaparición antes de volver a la torre eiffel en búsqueda de un nuevo grupo de turistas.

♡     algunos días de la semana, durante las noches, imparte clases de bachata al aire libre ( si alguien quiere anotarse a sus clases es bienvenide ¡! ); y algunas veces, cuando no tiene nada mejor que hacer o cuando su papá le solicita de su apoyo, la verán de traje y sombrero y brinda voz al mariachi. no tiene la voz más bonita del mundo y nunca ha pensado dedicarse de lleno a esto, pero es algo que le gusta hacer porque se siente más unida a esta parte mexicana.

♡     está tatuada, muy tatuada, demasiado tatuada, parece baño de escuela pública. inició con esto de los tatuajes desde los desciséis años a escondidas; tuvo más de una discusión con profesores y sus progenitores más cada pelea era una nueva razón de hacer un nuevo dibujo sobre su lienzo. desde hace unos meses es aprendiz de tatuadora los fines de semana, espera aprender lo suficiente para montar su propio estudio.

♡     tiene dos ratas pintas de mascota a las que adora con su vida: juan gabriel y vicente fernández. les tiene tanta estima que uno de sus últimos tatuajes fue chente en el brazo izquierdo. algunas veces las saca de casa y las lleva en el hombro por las calles de París, pero la mayoría del tiempo se quedan en casa.

♡     fan del street art, practicante amateur de skate y es capaz de consumir una cajetilla de cigarros completa en un solo día. bebe de manera social y algunas veces consume otro tipo de sustancias, pero no las acostumbra. la mayor parte de su tiempo la pasa en la calle y solamente pisa su casa cuando tiene que dormir, comer o hay alguna celebración importante.

♡     en cuanto a su personalidad... como dice paulina rubio "por las buenas soy buena, por las malas lo dudo", es alguien con quién es sencillo llevarse bien si aguantas su humor negro o sus múltiples quejas generales, se considera una excelente amiga y es super protectora con las personas a quienes realmente estima ( si le hacen algo a sus hermanes probs ella tome venganza en su lugar, aplica también con sus amigos ). es muy ruidosa en general y no sabe estar callada ni guardarse sus opiniones, es muy volátil y cuando explota ni dios quiere estar cerca. un desastre ™. no tiene responsabilidad afectiva alguna y la mayoría de sus relaciones sexoafectivas han terminado mal, principalmente por el hecho de que gran parte de ellas han sido un capricho que termina por desechar cuando se ha aburrido.

♡    es un mal personaje que surgió de pasar mucho tiempo en tiktok.

ALEXANDRINE-MAUVE ABNEY » pinterest.

♡     headcanons familiares: los abney viven en el mismo distrito parisino que la familia rezende y la familia bajwa & los hijos de la familia abney fueron al colegio secundario con los hijos de la familia badem y la familia finley.

♡     alexandrine, alexandra, alexa, alex, o como ella personalmente prefiere: alexia ( pero responde a cualquier nombre, inclusive a mauve aunque nadie le llame así ). tiene veinte añitos, es piscis y es la única chica ( y la más pequeña ) dentro de la familia abney.

♡     desde muy pequeña estuvo inscrita a clases de ballet y aquello que inició como un pasatiempo se volvió en su más grande pasión. siempre inscrita en las academias más prestigiosas y en manos de los mejores instructores del medio, dejándoselo todo en cada presentación. ingresa al conservatorio regional de Paris para especializarse ( actualmente cursa un ciclo en estudios coreográficos ) y trabaja duro para cumplir su más grande sueño: pertenecer al Ballet de la Ópera de París.

♡     tiene una pésima percepción de ella misma pues, al saberse mujer y la más pequeña de su familia, siempre ha sentido que sus logros no son lo suficientemente valorados y que debe esforzarse el doble para que sus hermanos o sus padres puedan notarla. está en una búsqueda constante de aprobación social y es normal verla cumpliendo los caprichos de los demás y complaciéndoles de mil y un maneras para obtener un poquito de reconocimiento y validación.

♡     ( Tw: mención de un posible trastorno de la conducta alimentaria. ) cuida demasiado su ingesta calórica y acostumbra a saltarse una o dos comidas al día cuando alguna presentación está cerca, además de restringirse algún grupo alimenticio para permanecer siempre en su peso o perder algunos gramos que le sobren. el miedo a ganar peso y que todo su esfuerzo sea en vano es un pensamiento constante en ella, tan grave que ya padece dolores de cabeza y migrañas cuando se esfuerza demasiado.

♡     era alguien muy enfermiza de pequeña y actualmente eso se ve reflejado en su alimentación: es alérgica a algunos alimentos ( gluten, lácteos y nueces ), ademas del polvo y el polen, por lo que no es raro verla con la nariz roja y los ojos llorosos cuando olvida tomarse su medicamento.

♡     es muy fácil tratar con ella, educada para siempre ser una señorita cordial que responde con amabilidad y buena cara aún cuando la otra persona no la merezca, es alguien que por su naturaleza es sociable y le gusta estar rodeada de personas ( de hecho, le sienta mal cuando está sola ). se gusta creerse una buena amiga y siempre tendrá para ti el obsequio perfecto, pues es bastante buena escuchando a los demás y prestando atención a sus necesidades. también es una persona muy ansiosa, temerosa al fracaso y a lo que piense la gente de ella, no siempre sabe tomar a bien las bromas y siente que están únicamente burlándose de ella.

♡     está chiquita, hay que cuidarla.

#no me voy a ir a dormir hasta leer todas sus intros #estoy tomando un tinto y nada bueno va a salir de esto >:) #tw: trastorno de la conducta alimentaria

[scanteidecuvinte]

Nu mă părăsi.Nu vreau să mint, putem să fim onești?În momentul acesta în care tu stai cu capul pe pieptul meu.Nu știu ce m-aș face fără tine.Dacă ai pleca primul, dacă chiar m-ai părăsi...

În cer nu e o limită care mă v-a putea opri să zbor alături de tine.Cu fiecare respirație pe care o iei, vreau să împarți aerul cu mine.Nu există nicio promisiune pe care nu o voi păstra.Când vine vorba de tine, nu voi fi oarbă.Priveste ce imi spune inima, când vine vorba de tine.Nu rata dragostea.Orice-ar fi, te voi iubi mereu!Indiferent unde vei merge sau ce vei face.

[rainbow365days]

Tentang Ijazah

Hari ini mengenang 2 setengah tahun setelah keluar dari SMA yang dulu bisa-bisanya masuk situ padahal kemampuan nggak seberapa (masuk IPA pula! Apa-apaan! Padahal udah tahu dari dulu, passion cuma ngetik-ngetik doang hehew) Ini berawal, saat kembaran lagi susah-susah cari legalisir ijazah pas SMA. Ya oke, saat pulkam yang singkat itu, akhirnya gue bantuin dia.

Dan jadiilah... saat itu malah flashback dan malah liatin ijazah yang nilai UN-nya nauzubilla min dzalik dan kayaknya sudah cukup konten kalau anak gue ntar bisa ngetawain emaknya yang gobloknya sampai ubun-ubun (hah!). Ya udah dan masih kaget juga pas lihat nilai 2 nangkring di mata pelajaran fisika. Terus mengingat-ngingat saat masih UN dan bagaimana pola belajarnya. Emang nggak pernah ada yang bimbing dan belajarnya awut-awutan.

Beberapa semester memang udah nggak tertarik, namun, karena pertimbangan kegaulannya anak IPA itu top banget, akhirnya masuk situ. Iye, emang goblik. Akhirnya bersumpah saat kuliah ntar gamau digoblokin sama nafsu. Terserah deh mau Tuhan gimana, pokoknya gue harus fun saat kuliah. Nggak mau pusing lagi, nggak mau dibilang bodoh lagi, dsb dsb...

Akhirnya jalan tengahnya adalah menuruti kata hati, masuk sesuai jurusan yang gueee sukaaa pake bangeet, murtad lah istilahnya (IPA ke IPS), sampe pernah dilabrak temen sendiri karena milih jurusan mereka di SNMPTN (bodo amat!). Dan sekarang i’m enjoyed. Pernah merasa kaget ketika lihat IPK yang A-nya berjejer rapi, sampe takut sama diri sendiri (gwelaaak kok gue bisa gini?), masuk universitas top dan beberapa kebanggan yang lain.

Ya Tapii....

Semua harga emang kadang harus ada yang direlain. Dan gue merasa udah nggak penasaran lagi, merasa kadang sibuk banget untuk mengejar nilai sampai lupa untuk mengejar ilmu. Ilmu yang bener-bener bikin gue ngerasa mengejar dan penasaran sejak gue masih sekolah. Gue ngerasa ini udah akhirnya gitu looh. Gue ngerasa cuma capek. Really tired dengan akademik yang bisa bikin anak gue ntar bangga ibunya bisa kuliahnya top cer banget tapi hasrat untuk mengasah ilmu secara linier nggak ada. Gue ngerasa kemampuan gue cuma sebatas bisa cetak huruf A. That’s it.

Tapi, temen-temen gue nggak ngerasa itu aneh. Karena bagi mereka, begitulah mereka hidup. Jadi, yaa, sebagai penganut ‘ngikut temen’, akhirnya gue cuma ngikut ajaa. Nggak ada pendirian. Haduw, so missed myself saat gue SMA. Bener-bener semangat itu ada, karena emang ngerasa harus punya pelampiasan karena capek banget ngitung-ngitung angka yang ngga ada gunanya itu. Akhirnya saat gue merasa udah ada dunia yang gue suka, gue merasa it’s enough. Cukup. Udah sampe sini aja. Lalu bingung, gue ngapain lagi ya setelah ini.

Emang bener sih, hidup yang nggak ngenakin adalah ketika kita udah mulai ketemu namanya cukup. Mentok udah. Mulai merasa udah ketemu dengan apa yang kita cari, sampe lupa intinya kenapa kita cari itu. Lupa mau diapain.

Bahaya banget coooy!

Emang bener yang ngenakin hidup itu adalah ketika kita lupa caranya berhenti, nggak ada batasan lagi. Dan itu yang gue rasain saat SMA. Gue ngerasa nggak ada batasan untuk mengasah ilmu adalah suatu keajaiban yang bener-bener dikasih Tuhan sama gue. Gue nggak perlu takut sama hal-hal yang memang nggak perlu gue harapin, yang nggak perlu gue takutin tentang bagaimana pandangan orang lain tentang gue.

Iya, semua yang tercetak di kertas kadang nggak bisa buktiin value kita di mata orang. Nggak semua yang bercahaya, adalah selalu baik.

Minggu depan gue udah mulai sidang. Lulus gue 2,5 tahun. Nilai di KHS gue A semua. Orang tua gue pasti bangga abis-abisan dah. Tapi...

Balik lagi, yang tercetak di kertas itu sekali lagi untuk para umat, emang nggak bisa buktiin value kita. Dan sekarang gue lulus, gue merasa gue nggak punya value yang buktiin kemampuan gue di selembar ijazah gue ntar. It’s totally wrong dan gue nggak bisa putar ulang waktu. Damn it.

Buat temen-temen di sana, it’s okay ketika lu semua di bawah average di mata masyarakat, tetangga, sodara... tapi itu semua nggak bisa bikin lu patah ya. Mau nilai lu borong A semua, yaa nggak bisa dijudge lu bisa melakukan segala hal diluar teknis di dunia kerja nanti. Udah. Kalau mau judge gue pinternya nauzubillah, inget-inget ye, UN fisika gue pernah 25 doang. Gue sama kayak kalian yang harus mengejar pandangan orang tentang sukses, tentang bagaimana kontrol sosial mengontrol kita harus bagaimana.

Bagaimanapun kita ini masih ada dunia yang sama. Bumi yang sama. Dan Tuhan yang sama yang melihat makhluknya sama rata di mata-Nya.

bonus gambar dari abang Jombang Santani Khairen.

And I so impressed that word “Belajar teruslah, biar tetap bergairah”

Eaaa~

#ijazah #kuliah #belajar #matakuliah

[cercelmariyan]

Un prieten de al meu mi-a dat niște bani sa ii plătesc o rata, zăpăciți de la BCR mi-a cerut buletinul meu și numărul meu de telefon pentru ai plăti rata prietenului meu. Am întrebat de ce? eu nu vreu sa va ofer nicio informație. Cea de la Ghișeu mi-a spus. Atunci nu va pot primi banii. Ii zic eu. Voi sunteți întregi la cap? prietenul meu este in spital, cine ii plătește lui Rata? Imi spune ea. Ca sa plătiți orice rata am nevoie de datele dvs. ii zic eu. Cu ce va ajuta? Vedeti in ce țara de caca# trăim? Ma rog, de ei sa plătesc o rata și alti dau tepe. cum e posibil? Ce ar fi acum sa vina curierul la mine și sa ii cer buletinul lui și nr de telefon ca astfel nu primesc coletul. Cum e posibil așa ceva? Am ieșit afara nervos și am sunat directorul Băncii BCR (directoare) din Sos Pantelimon nr 291 din sector 2. Și i-am spus situația ca nu doresc sa ofer nicio informație, nu plătesc pt. mine ci pentru un prieten și mi-a spus ca nu se poate. Apropo ca sa îți plătești orice rata la BCR cică trebuie sa te programezi, am făcut ochii ca de măsline. I-am spus casierei cum adică programare? nu am venit la stomatologie. După ce se îngenunchează bancile de clienti sa își plătească dările mai vin și cu aberații din astea cu programare, cu buletinul cu numărul tău de telefon. Vai de pul# noastră…. https://www.instagram.com/cercel_maryanyahoocom/p/CXV11VUM7WT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cryptocism]

I'd been putting off starting frequency for a while now but finally started and jeez, I really love your style. This wild be such an amazing actual comic run and almost makes up for the fact that Thad probably isn't going to get any canon love anytime soon--if ever.

I'm excited to get knees deep in this fic!

ah thank you!! from concept to execution the "goal" of this thing was to try and weave comics canon together into a coherent storyline in a way that also felt true to comic book wackiness and action adventure so its SO vindicating to hear ppl say it feels like a comic run

#asks #cer-rata #i think the absurd quixotic-length of the thing is a point against it fitting into a comic-run #but that might be just because of my tendency to be long-winded when writing #i bet i could get it down to a decent 24 issue run #maybe less #and i mean quixotic in the sense that it is extremely impractical but also quixotic as in my word count is approaching Don Quixote levels

[mamawasatesttube]

Your Kenan/Kon fic got me curious to read more about Kenan, so I started catching up on the current super family stuff. My God. I don't know how you survive in these trenches

the short answer: i don't <3 i've perished and withered away <3

BUT YEAH SDLKFJLDKSL ITS SO FUCKING BAD. ITS SOOO BAD i need to keep reading new super-man because i trust gene luen yang with my life, however everything about the general prime earth continuity and whatever the shit is going on in infinite frontier with """everything is canon!!!""" and the goddamn lex luthor psychic bomb.......... genuinely i find it so hard to have fun with these comics because it's like they don't WANT you to think harder about any of it or engage with them beyond the most superficial level. which is why i tend to stay in a little postcrisis sandbox where i just take whatever bits and pieces of current comics spark joy and mix them in.

so in that sense you could say i am NOT surviving in these trenches. theyve killed me and my enjoyment sdkfhjkds its ROUGH out there. THAT SAID THO!!!! i hope you enjoy kenan :D <3 ive been enjoying what of his stuff ive read so far!!!! theres some definite kon parallels. konkenan rights...

#answers #cer-rata

[smartseo4you]

Premierul Cîțu cere Comitetului pentru Situații de Urgență ca restaurantele și cafenelele să poată rămână deschise pentru persoanele vaccinate, indiferent de rata de incidență: “Vrem cât mai multe activități deschise doar pentru cei cu certificat Covid”.

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Premierul Cîțu cere Comitetului pentru Situații de Urgență ca restaurantele și cafenelele să poată rămână deschise pentru persoanele vaccinate, indiferent de rata de incidență: “Vrem cât mai multe activități deschise doar pentru cei cu certificat Covid”.

“Deja am cerut CNSU să modifice hotărârea pentru a permite HoReCa să rămână deschise pentru persoanele vaccinate, indiferent de rata de incidență. Vom vedea ce propuneri mai sunt, deocamdată doar HoReCa a solicitat acest lucru. Ne gândim să păstrăm cât mai multe activități economice deschise, doar pentru cei vaccinați sau doar pentru cei cu certificatul Covid. (…) Ideea este ca și clienții să fie vaccinați, dar și angajații. Sau mai este varianta cu certificat verde, atât din partea angajaților cât și a clienților. Am transmis domnului Arafat și vedem ce spun specialiștii. Astăzi va fi o decizie, iar vineri o sa aprobăm Hotărârea de Guvern”, a declarat premierul Cîțu la finalul ședinței de guvern.

“Am cerut o anchetă să văd cum a fost pregătit valul 4. Faptul că am comandat medicamente de 386 de milioane de lei, înseamnă că nu s-a gândit în avans. În continuare, lucrăm să operaționalizăm mai multe paturi pentru ATI. Am suplimentat și resursele cu 70 de milioane de lei. Aproape 99% din pacienții internați sunt nevaccinați. Soluția nu e să dăm bani, soluția este vaccinarea. E strigător la cer să avem vaccinuri și lumea să ajungă în spital. (…) Nu voiam să ajung în acestă direcție. Va trebui să avem o limitare, persoanele vaccinate să meargă mai departe, să-și continue activitatea, iar cei nevaccinați, care reprezintă un risc, să nu o poată face. O luăm ușor, o vom face întâi pentru HoReCa, săli de sport”, a completat prim-ministrul.

În prezent, în localitățile cu peste 3 la mie, locuitorii au nevoie de certificatul verde Covid pentru a intra în restaurante și cafenele. Atunci când incidența trece de 6 la mie, acestea se închid, fiind permisă doar livrarea la domiciliu. Referitor tot la introducerea unor excepții de la restricțiile aprobate anterior de guvern, și ministrul Educației a anunțat că va cere ca școlile să nu mai treacă în scenariul online în toate localitățile cu incidența Covid mai mare de 6 la mie.

Sursa stire biziday.ro – Stiri verificate

[authenticaussie]

"get to know you" meme; tagged by @suzukiblu. Answer the questions and tag nine people you want to know better.

last song listened to: following this meme with the songs meme was potentially a kick but it is "Forever Stuck in Our Youth" by Set It Off because I am just letting shuffle continue 🤭 and as I finish this post, I have been treated to Let Your Hair Down by Capital Lights

currently watching: I actually just started Monk last night! Honestly, quite enjoying that. The autism is real 👀 With the roommates we are trying to get through the last two episodes of White Collar - which has been a struggle, god above.

currently obsessed with: tim 😔😔 also tbf, Kon too but mostly batfam, and Tim, so. (jazz hands)

I do lowkey kinda hate this one 'cause normally i just tag my friends so they can ignore it. but people I wanna know better?! mmrmrgh. Also, rude, Rin, to limit me as such. anyway:

@cer-rata @ravendraculina @dramat-ique @crimzoncrow @breakingthespacetimewall also I haven't checked in on y'all in a while 🤔 so: @prussian-lullaby @stackopancake @justm3h @leviathiane

#bip bop nari drops #tag games

[jurnaldeoltenia]

Ministrul Educaţiei, Sorin Cîmpeanu : Acum ne întrebăm cu toții cum am ales această limită. Școlile ar putea rămâne deschise și după incidența de 6/1000

Ministrul Educaţiei, Sorin Cîmpeanu : Acum ne întrebăm cu toții cum am ales această limită. Școlile ar putea rămâne deschise și după incidența de 6/1000

Ministrul Educaţiei, Sorin Cîmpeanu, afirmă că Ministerul Educaţiei a primit, marţi, 183 de petiţii din partea unor persoane care solicită trecerea la învăţământul online, ca urmare a creşterii numărului de infectări cu noul coronavirus, în timp ce alte 175 de petiţii cer ca şcoala să se desfăşoare cu prezenţă fizică şi dacă rata de infectare depăşeşte pragul prevăzut de lege, care este şase la o…

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