#cat twink flag

[whalien-flags]

Cat Twink Flag

So my twink boyfriend and I got into a conversation which led to me thinking about how cats seem like they'd be a nice representative animal for twinks (which so many gays have an animal but afaik twinks don't!) so I thought it'd be cute to make a twink flag based on that in the format of the bear flag! The colors are based off the currently existing twink flag, but there's no double mars symbol included. There's a both a saturated version and pastel version because my boyfriend and I had different preferences (its preference was the saturated one!) and I ended up figuring it's nice to have both for different accessibility reasons! (although then my priority flag for this is the saturated one :])

Edit: update with a better/more accurate looking cat paw print!!

[Image Descriptions:

Top left image- flag with 7 horizontal stripes in the color order of medium purple, dusty pink, light orange, light yellow, white, baby pink, and purple. There is a white cat paw print in the upper left-hand corner of the flag.

Top right image- pastel flag with 7 horizontal stripes that are in the color order of bright purple, pink, pastel orange, pastel yellow, white, pastel baby pink, and pastel purple. There is a white cat paw print in the upper left-hand corner of the flag.

Bottom left image- saturated flag without the paw print.

Bottom right image- pastel flag without the paw print.

End of descriptions.]

#twink flag #twink flags #cat twink #cat twink flag #gay flag #gaylm #mlm #nblm #gay flags #flag coining #mlm flags #vincian #vincian flags #zac's flags #check update!!!

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

Twink twink homosexual twink

I AM NOT A TWINK. I’M SORRY BUT IS THIS “TWINK” TO YOU?!

#wizard oc #my ocs #oc blog #oc rp blog #silly oc #wizards got letters!!! #HE IS NOT A TWINK #oc art #I love him #sopping wet cat looking ass wizard #btw the flag is omnisexual #mooshroom's letters... eugh

[anonymous-gambito]

Just finished watching but I refuse to say anything smart about Revolutionary Girl Utena since all that I've gathered and analysed has probably already been said before countless times in the last two decades and a half, so I'll just share some of my mostly unhinged reactions instead (not all in order):

- "What's with the egg cracking" "..." "I should tell future kids this was the trans agenda"

- *Yelling* "I'VE GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!"

- " 'Yeah I like guys. For instance, i like that one idealized guy I made up in my head' – said no baby lesbian ever" (sarcasm)

- "Thanks for all the trigger warning folks :)" "..." "My biggest trigger was actually seeing cats be mistreated so RIP me I guess haha" (I went to Does The Dog Die as soon as I saw the cat this is a joke ppl no one overthink this pls)

- "When people told me there'd be incest in this I didn't realize it'd be the only sibling flavor on the menu"

- "That Black Rose stuff sounds like bad news but it's giving ppl cool little outfits so..."

- "If I had a penny for every pink haired character who fantasized about that creepy dude looking like a young little twink I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but–"

- "Dudes who peaked in highschool so they just decided to never leave"

- "I thought my first Ikuhara anime would have desensitized me to all other Ikuhara anime but in retrospective 'butt stuff' was a much easier metaphor to understand"

- "Are you really trying to go for both the brother and the sister???" (Things I have somehow said more than once while watching this)

- "Is that guy for real???" *Is actually legitimately doubting that guy's existence*

- "Spree of vehicular manslaughter (allegory) (allegory for other kinds of crime even)"

- " 'Daddy Long legs'? You mean, like, the book??? You mean the book or that anime adaptation where the age gap is actually creepier? Because the art style and the fashion in that think was cool af but damn was it uncomfortable" "..." "Anyways don't fucking call him that I might throw up"

- "They care more about the dress code than about all this child grooming going around so this is basically like ur average school"

- "He was LEADING HER ON! *hits table* I KNEW IT! He's been manipulative since the beginning so of course I suspected that he was encouraging his sister's feelings so he could have control over her and–" *keeps rambling*

- "This is the future the 'abstinence only sex ed' crowd want. Just look at them! They don't even see the red flags!"

- "My face is gonna get stuck in that cringe"

- *Starts biting table* "Hitting isn't dramatic enough for this anymore"

- "I'm getting all kinds of deja vu about that reveal, like I've seen it years before and had just forgotten about it" "..." "which is annoying me because I did NOT sign up to be part of this show's narrative themes like fuck this immersive experience shit"

- "Intricate Rituals™" "..." "Okay I'm just surprised I hadn't said that one before, considering"

- "...Suddenly all that slapping around has gained a lot more narrative significance..."

#revolutionary girl utena #shoujo kakumei utena #rgu #ambi utena post

[lordmushroomkat]

Anyway I have purged my queue of Ace Attorney (I posted it all, enjoy the the massive wall of nonsense from me.) So now it's just miscellaneous and then The New Brainrot.

There's already an image of one of these clowns on here so enjoy that.

But anyway... It's Vanitas Time.

I am unhinged about all of the characters but I am becoming absolutely unwell about the titular Vanitas himself.

He's an asshole and I like him so much.

He's unhinged. He's so disingenuous and so repressed but he's so bad at keeping his feelings in. I swear sometimes he's just dissociating in the middle of a conversation.

He's a bastard and a bitch. He hates both vampires and humans for their cruelty but not nearly as much as he hates himself.

He has completely given up on life and is sustaining himself purely on spite and guilt. He makes people hate him on purpose.

He is kind but not nice. He is the embodiment of that cat knife meme, you know the one. He is babygirl and pathetic little meow meow. I want to send him to therapy.*

His vibes are constructed entirely out of red flags. He's a bisexual man that you want to keep 20 feet away from all women at all times because geeeeez my guy learn to behave yourself. He's a sarcastic prick. He's incomprehensibly traumatized.

I want to run him over with a freight train. I want to wrap him up in a homemade quilt and give him a cup of hot cocoa. I want someone to hold him tenderly. I want that twink obliterated (gayly).

He looks and acts like a feral alley cat. His outfit is simultaneously iconic and absurd. I think he stole someone's gender. He wears gloves with claws on them.

He is terrified of genuine connection yet he craves intimacy so badly. He is a massive pile of trust issues.

He is doomed by the narrative, he is running out of time, he is destroying himself through every step of his objective. He knows he will likely destroy himself before he can ever succeed. He is terrified of losing his humanity. He calls his objective vengeance but I'm pretty sure it's actually absolution.

There is something very very wrong with him.💖💜💙

*(I want to send all of these characters to therapy.)

#fandom brainrot #the case study of vanitas #vanitas no carte #vnc #Vanitas [the human] (vnc) #bisexual Vanitas #Vanitas is babygirl #Vanitas is my poor little meow meow #everyone in vnc needs therapy #Vanitas is a danger twink #also I think he is a bratty sub and someone needs to tenderly dom him and then thoroughly fuck the noise out of his head #that's right I saved the spiciest thought for the tags #anyway I never mentioned it in the post because I was trying to be ambiguous but I think Noé is the gentle dom for the job so: vanoé #regardless of his being doomed by the narrative I still hold out quiet hope that he gets to live; albeit forever changed #what can I say? I think it would be more interesting if he was simply made new and had to deal with the fact that he will continue to exist #we'll see #kat rambles about the stupid vampire show

[constellation-sys]

bsd ramblings (seasons 1, 2, and dead apple)

i would commit double suicide with dazai

why does everyone have a gyatt

kunikida x dazai??????

WHY ARE THE SIBLINGS SO WEIRDDDD

ranpo’s my scrungo

atsushi has trauma and is a furry

kunikida and endeavor sound really similar

dazai <33333

what the actual fuck is wrong with the doctor 

oh hey ginger

oh those bitches are homosexual 

the way they fight is so homoerotic 

“go to hell! i was being saracastic!” — chuuya to his boyfriend

dazai x chuuya

atsushi x akutagawa 

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE GUY IN BSD SO HOT

the animation has no right to be so good 

kenji is so silly. i love him

kenji loving cows is so real of him

i need more port mafia exec dazai

“he both fears death and is drawn to it” ME FR

DAZAI <33333333333333333333

i want to hold dazai. i need to ruffle his hair. i want to commit suicide with him, my last words being heard by him only. i want to drown with this man, the holy water bringing us both to the afterlife. we will both be free. 

chuuya is so silly

“come now, take me with you to the afterlife” DAZAI AJHDISBEUDBEUBD 

dazai is a disaster bi and i love him for that

i pledge allegiance to the flag of bungo stray dogs and to the fandom for which it stands. one nation under dazai, indivisible, with fanfic and fanart for all. 

dazai is down horrendous for oda. i don’t blame him

dazai my silly wet cat disaster bi husband <33333333333333333

akutagawa is so silly

WHY DID THE THEME SONG HAPPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPISODE WTF

men <3

oda is my dad now bc i said so 

the kid’s name is shinji? evangelion reference?? 

“because odasaku’s my friend” NO HE AINT DAZAI. HE’S YOUR UNREQUITED CRUSH. 

“because i know my friend better than anyone” DAZAI’S LITTLE GASP OMFG IEBEKSHWJJDEBBE OMFG OMFG IM GONNA CRY DONT EVEN WINEUEHEJEJ (friend who got me into the show) YOU BITCH

“you’re a were-tiger, grow some were-balls” KUNIKIDA YOU DID NOT

ranpo is autistic

WHY THE HELL IS THE BOSS SO WEIRD ABT HIS KID WIHDJEBE OMFG

“i can’t hear the voice of god with you staring like that” — every catholic ever

nathanial hawthorn is a silly catholic

margaret basically being the daughter of a rich plantation owner in the 1800’s is so american 

ranpo my silly

chuuya <3

q and kyouka are my children

osamu dazai my silly little wet cat autistic depressed suicidal maniac disaster bisexual husband <3

WHY IS MARK FUCKING TWAIN SO FINE OMFG THIS SHOW

lovecraft is weird. i like it. he’s accurate. 

margaret x nathan?? 

chuuya and dazai are an old married couple. i love them so much. 

“god i hate you” — chuuya to his husband who he loves very much

“don’t worry, buddy. i’ve got you” — dazai to his lover

“i’d expect nothing from you, my worthy adversary” poe to his bf

WHY IS POE FINE SOEJDIHENSHDBE

ranpo is so silly 

dazai is a cool uncle to kyouka fuck you

akutagawa and atsushi are down bad for each other 

why is scott fitzgerald a crossbreed between a dilf and a twink

cmon you two kiss each other already

is akutagawa down bad for dazai or just looks up to him

WHY IS THE WIFE NAMED ZELDA?? IS SHE A PRINCESS OR WHAT

i am OBSESSED with this show

never have i ever watched an anime with a shit theme song. i love bsd’s intro so much

hehe moby dick

if kyouka dies i’m killing myself /hj

welp guess i’m dying 

akutagawa my silly <3

nvm not dying today. hey at least kyouka isn’t dead 

dazai is akutagawa’s father figure sorry not sorry 

lovecraft is so real for jumping in the sea 

POE IS HERE WIHEEIHEIEHEUDHEHD I LOVE POE 

RANPO KISS HIM RN KISS YOU TWO KISS 

“but i prefer the women in my life to be under 12” E X C U S E M E S I R 

RUSSIAN MAN???? 

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT DUDE HELL YEAH

IWJDUEBEHE DAZAI QUOTING ODA IEHRUEBEUDHWHDUENDJDJHE IM GONNA CRY AGAIN BYE—

DEAD APPLE IS AMAZING. I WATCHED IT ON 9ANIME. ONLY SUB THOUGH

READING THE TRANSLATOR STRUGGLE IS SO FUNNY. o7 TO THEM GOOD JOB.

#bsd #i’m so normal abt this show

[layton-heritage-posts]

Alright everyone listen up, I’m gonna talk about my participation in the Sexyman tournament and also reveal the first and probably last Heritagesona to ever see the light of the sun.

First up, I love to see you guys get creative with all this like you did with the other two Sexyman tournaments. Be it Propaganda-Posters, Art, posts, whatever. Those were already the highlight of the og True Sexyman contest, so I hope to see them make a return. Especially if they are propaganda for me.

But, and this should really be clear, please don’t get weird with it. You can make as many jokes on my account as you want but I really don’t want to wake up one day and see me drawn in a… let’s say unfortunate way. I don’t think any of you would actually go that far, but I still wanted to make it clear. The other rp blogs pose as fictional characters, but don’t forget you’re dealing with a real person this time.

Now, let’s talk about something more interesting. After seeing the drawing of me in the jojo pose walking towards the greggs (which is an amazing piece of art, definitely check out the artist @lordchairesq) I realized that none of you know what I look like, which is normally great in tearms of Internet anonymity, but might become a problem when it comes to propaganda posts.

Sooooo, may I introduce you to:

Sexymanified Me.

Alright, let’s go through this.

First thing you probably noticed was the monitor strapped to my head. I had a bunch of ideas for how to hide my face, but none of them really worked out the way I wanted to, so I settled for this.

Fortunately for me, I have the natural twink body type. We’re talking rivaling Clive Dove levels of Twinkness. That’s a pretty good pre-condition for a Sexyman tourney.

Also yes, due to popular demand I did add cat ears. Kinda.

Moving further down, I also got headphones. ADHD sucks, but at least I have these things to send sound waves strong enough to break metal down my eardrum to drown anything around me out. The ones I always wear are wired ones, but because the cord I tried to draw looked incredible shitty I decided to just act like they are Bluetooth ones.

And now we come to the most important part of my character design. Admittedly, I have no idea what they are called in English, but it’s a pretty thin jacket that works kinda like a hoodie. I own 5 of these things, but only one has an ace flag sown onto the shoulder. That’s right, this Sexyman is unfuckable.

I don’t actually own the T-Shirt that I wear here. I don’t even have a shirt in this color. But I needed some more connections to this blog.

What you can’t see here is that I also have an ace ring. It’s nothing special, just a simple black ring.

Lastly I also have some boots that I love to wear. They are only meant for winter/fall, but I always wear them into spring as far as I can. If you think you recognize them no you don’t.

And that was everything! Obviously, if you want to, you guys are free to change some things about the design if you want (for example me in the news reporter outfit) or throw in a reference to something that happened on here or whatever.

I'll even throw in a png version so you can put me in situations.

Also one with an empty screen.

#not a heritage post #crazy pl rp sexyman tournament

[losergendered]

ID: a set of 14 images in 7 pairs. each has one image of the listed the hollow character with a white outline in front of their corresponding flags, and a second image which is a blank flag splice. END ID

Adam from The Hollow is a gay trans man with C-PTSD, who uses he/they!

Kai is an age regressor/baby regressor, pet regressor (puppy), bisexual, demiboy who's autistic and uses he/glitch! His special interest is videogames!

Mira is a coyote therian, fairy otherkin who does quadrobics, and a agender girl, straytbian, strayt, lesbian caregiver who uses she/they/fae/ve!

Reeve is a gay, bisexual, bi gay, uranic, trans man, asexual, grayromantic, non-human, voidpunk, contrapunk, otherkin with C-PTSD who uses it/he!

Vanessa is bisexual, sapphic, aquillean, saphillean, bigender, catgirl, and catfemgender and uses she/he/it/cat!

Skeet is unlabeled and uses any pronouns, has inattentive ADHD and dysthymia!

Weirdy is a queer, twink, butch, genderqueer, transmasc, caregiver who uses he/him!

For @the-polysulfur-collective !

#straytbian #bi gay #contrapunk #saphillean #catfemgender #mogai #mogai headcanon

[mighwnt]

more warrior cat pride icons! if you want different flags or different cats, shoot me an ask and i’ll happily draw it up for ya! (free to use with credit)

[ID: Ten warrior cats icons with pride flags in the background.

The first three are Barley, a white cat with black Van markings and yellow eyes. He is making a bored, neutral expression and facing the viewer. In order, he has the rainbow flag, the blue gay flag, and the bear flag behind him.

The next four are Scourge, a black tom with bright blue eyes that have a white, eyeliner-esque marking. He is in profile, facing left, and smirking. He is wearing a purple collar studded with large teeth that has faint bloodstains on it. In order, the flags behind him are: the trans gay flag, the trans flag, the twink and trans flags, and the blue gay flag.

The next is Leafpool, a brown tabby molly with a lighter face and chest and amber eyes. She has a few leaves behind her ear. She is smiling with her eyebrows drawn and looking to the right. The bisexual flag is behind her.

The last two are Ravenpaw, a black cat with a white nose spot, white freckles, and a prominent curl on his forehead. His eyes are purple and his nose is light pink. He is looking to his upper right and smiling. Behind him are the blue gay and nonbinary flags and the rainbow and nonbinary flags respectively. End ID.]

#warrior cats #wc #warriors #leafpool #ravenpaw #barley #scourge #ravenbarley #warrior cats pride #pride icons #warriors pride #warriors icons #warrior cats icons #f2u icons #f2u pride icons #bi leafpool #bisexual leafpool #bear barley #gay barley #gay ravenpaw #nonbinary ravenpaw #gay scourge #trans scourge #twink scourge #my art

[trashquisitor-shirozora]

I posted 2,647 times in 2022

That's 574 more posts than 2021!

165 posts created (6%)

2,482 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mari-wrongway

@mykingdomforasong

@thatgeeklover

@wondersmith-and-sons

@ace-din-djarin

I tagged 1,461 of my posts in 2022

Only 45% of my posts had no tags

#art - 192 posts

#our flag means death - 113 posts

#shirozora awkwardly responds to asks - 113 posts

#ofmd - 109 posts

#star wars - 106 posts

#dinluke - 93 posts

#the mandalorian - 58 posts

#shirozora draws - 43 posts

#skydalorian - 40 posts

#what are cats - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#if only i could get off my ass to finish my 2010 deancas big bang fic where dean and cas only kissed once and it was maybe around the 180k

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

So.

Due to Adventures in Adulting like "we need to remodel these bathrooms so we don't die of black mold", I'm resurrecting my "sell some of my arts as limited prints" plot and investigating local printing services (and crying over costs/the cringe of strangers looking at my art). I'll probably go the "gauge interest and make an Etsy for preorders" route after I get some proofs printed to test everything.

89 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#4

hey there! hope i'm not catching you at a bad time. i was wondering about your latest post on your concerns with the dinluke fandom. i'm really sorry about that. i'm not as active on socmed as i used to be so i might have missed on how the fandom is slowly, urm, going up into flames(?) but if you don't mind, what are your major concerns that's making you question your association? i love your dinluke stuff sm and i'd hate to lose someone like you :(

Hi there!

For a long while now, a certain "genre" of dinluke content has been dominating the Tumblr and AO3 tags and - more importantly - the general impression of the ship itself, which is dark!dinluke. Unfortunately, dark!dinluke is usually not about "dark" themes but about a racist, fetishizing, gendered relationship/dynamic between Din and Luke where Din is hypersexualized, aggressive, and possessive and Luke is a virginal effeminate twink with tradwife traits. You'll note that Din is the darker-skinned character and Luke is lily white in this particular dynamic (Bobadin has a similar problem where the darker-skinned Boba is the aggressive/possessive one while the lighter-skinned Din is the delicate flower). That's an extreme generalization of the general trend of assigning incredibly uncomfortable characteristics to characters who don't have them.

Fandom tends to vibe by the "live and let live" philosophy, and that's okay IF everyone follows general "guidelines" for fandoming, like proper tagging so that people who don't want to see that content for ANY REASON don't have to see it. A lot of these content creators have been terrible at tagging (or don't tag at all) using inappropriate or targetted tags that only make sense to people who are already in the know. If you had never seen Arrested Development before and don't know the context of the tag "dead dove do not eat" how do you know it's supposed to warn you for dark content? How do you know "cinnamon role Luke Skywalker" isn't always about a sweet soft Luke or that "protective Din Djarin" is actually about an aggressively possessive Din? Gotcha phrases like "don't like, don't read" can't work if people don't know what they're supposed to be blacklisting before they click the ship tag. So, you have posts that no one can block until it's too late dominating the ship tags, which makes for an incredibly uncomfortable experience.

But it's not just the tagging fiasco, it's also the idea that dark!dinluke creators were allowed to exist and dominate fandom conversations in the first place. It's why I said we should've been louder and meaner sooner. There is no point in living by the "live and let live" fandom philosophy if your idea of inclusivity includes allowing people to create harmful toxic tropes and trends unbothered and unscathed. This is really part of the larger conversation around POCs in fandom spaces; we have to contend with a lot of shit that makes us uncomfortable and a lot of times we are in spaces dominated by white/white-adjacent fans who don't want anyone harshing their good time or making them look bad.

I have not forgotten the utter shitshow around finnpoe (and Finn/John Boyega in general) where the concerns of Black and Latine fans were ignored in favor of protecting white feelings. I follow people on Tumblr and Twitter who discuss racism in fandom and are also harassed constantly by fans who don't want to hear the truth. It's not comfortable and you must always be aware of when it's time to speak up and when to amplify other voices, but if you want your fandom spaces to be inclusive and more safe, you have to be willing to listen and put yourself out there. I didn't because I get anxious about interacting in larger communal spaces but I always wondered if I could've helped if I did speak up about the troubling tropes and trends that dinluke fandom was heading towards. I'm just one person but it still has to mean something even if the larger fandom still chooses to ignore you.

Someone added their own thoughts to my post about fandom ignoring Latine fans expressing their concerns about Din and Pedro's other characters and I remember seeing those conversations in the old dinluke server. I tell myself I was at work at the time and that's why I didn't comment when people started nitpicking or just generally ignored the criticisms, but I wish I could've done more. So instead, here I am posting to the tumblr tag.

I'm not leaving the dinluke fandom anytime soon. I have a story to tell that I want to see to its conclusion. The day after making that post, I was doodling some thoughts about Luke (mainly his clothes, but also I should be writing instead of doodling????? get your act together, shiro). I'm in a good space where I'm still comfortable enough and I won't be chased off by the people I share space with, but it hurts knowing that they're there and they contributed a lot to the current state of dinluke. I've been in enough fandoms that crashed and burned over this sort of shit so I know when it's time to pack up my bags and leave but hopefully I'll get all my stories out before that day comes.

111 notes - Posted May 21, 2022

#3

The "I Can 'Pin' Posts on Tumblr Now? Since When?" Intro/Masterpost

Greetings and welcome to the "Who The Fuck Am I?" post written by yours truly, whoever the fuck I am. Now that I'm back on my Fandom bullshit again in at least 2 blogs, I thought I'd re-introduce myself.

I am 2nd gen Korean-American on the Best West Coast. I ID as she/they/shiro, and ace/demi. I'm in the millennial bracket (aka, I am a Legal Adult) so be mindful when interacting with me. I do what I can to be antiracist and am always learning to be better.

I am some iteration of "shirozora" on: LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, AO3, Tumblr, Twitter, Instagram, Discord. My first Fandom 2.0 was political/pundit RPF and my first fandom fallout was Racefail '09, so you could say I've Seen Some Shit. Been 5+ years since I last engaged in actual Fandom, yet here the fuck I am.

Fandoms I have written/drawn for (FFN years do not count, I purged that account): political/pundit RPF, Supernatural, Tron: Legacy, MCU, Star Trek (AOS), Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy XIV, Star Wars/The Mandalorian

A Short List Of Things I Wrote in No Particular Order:

Lost Symphony (T): SPN; Dean/Cassie, Sam/Jessica, pre-Dean/Castiel; for the Racebending Revenge challenge - "Mary Ahn Winchester died on the ceiling of the nursery on November 2, 1983."

We Are Pilots (T+): Tron: Legacy; Sam/Tron; for the Tron Kink Meme - "Six months and Sam still can't shake off his father's ghost, so Quorra suggests returning to the Grid to find the answers he needs to move on."

Wishing Well (T): Captain America: The First Avenger; Steve/Howard, Steve/Peggy, unfulfilled Howard/Peggy/Steve; for the Cap Kink Meme - "And you just wanna feel like a coin that's been tossed / In a wishing well, a wishing well."

A Thousand Eyes Staring Back (T+): Mass Effect 2; Kaiden/m!Shep - "His problems start at Horizon, aka that time Kaidan Alenko was having a really bad day and his former CO was supposed to be dead."

Waking Ghosts (T+): Dragon Age; Dorian Pavus/Male Trevelyan Inquisitor; the Mummy (1999) AU nobody asked for - "Dorian Pavus, formerly of Qarinus, is an archivist at the Magisterium research outpost in Hightown."

Seasons Change (T): Black Panther/MCU; M'Baku/T'Challa - "A fisherman finds a dying king in his nets and Hanuman offers M'Baku an opportunity to repay T'Challa for sparing his life at Warrior Falls."

born in a thunderstorm (T+): Star Trek: AOS, Captain Marvel, Thor: Ragnarok, Guardians of the Galaxy; Kirk/McCoy; the worst AU I ever wrote - "Kevin Riley insists that James Kirk didn't die on Tarsus IV. Nobody believes him."

Dangerous Dreams series (T) - The Storm; The Suns; Between Planets: Star Wars/The Mandalorian; Din/Luke; the reason why I'm writing this post - "To want something for yourself, that is a dangerous dream."

I cross-post and occasionally write about writing at @shirozora-writes. But I bet a bunch of y'all stumbled into my little sandbox through @shirozora-draws, so let's talk about that!

I suffered from artist's block for almost 4 years. That ended when I became utterly fixated on "So Grogu has two dads now - oh no." I fucking ragequit Star Wars after the fucking world lied to me about The Last Jedi* and now I'm doing the most insane and involved fanworks because of Star Wars. The fuck???

To end this unapologetically long-ass Intro Post, here are my 3 favorite recent doodles:

The original post is here. First time animating with Clip Studio Paint and I had a two-day meltdown over it.

See the full post

141 notes - Posted February 1, 2022

#2

Where the hell do you get off assuming a man's race in order to propagate your "racism" agenda? Do you even know what it means to be white Latino?

No. You don't. You're Korean American.

So, have you ever considered that maybe, by making assumptions and incorrectly representing Pedro Pascal's race, you're the racist asshole?

I'm guessing not because that would require an ounce of humility and self reflection.

Grow the fuck up and shut up about issues you don't understand.

My dear sweet summer child, where exactly have I assumed anything? Is Pedro white Latine or no? I’ve only referred to him as others, including Pedro himself, has called him. 

Do I have to be a white Latine to talk about these things? Am I only allowed to talk about Korean American issues? Must I keep my mouth shut if I see racist depictions of characters who aren’t Korean American? Is it okay to talk about East Asian Americans or does it have to be only Korean American?

Latine fans have been calling out dinluke fandom’s racist depictions of Din Djarin for months. What exactly am I assuming here? 

Listen, I am happy to take a backseat and amplify other voices that do know more than I do. What I’m not going to do is pretend this is not my problem because I’m Korean American. Racial politics in America are hell on earth and solidarity is how you push back.

155 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

it is my strongly held belief that we could’ve slowed the hemorrhaging of people from the dinluke sandbox if we’d gotten louder and meaner at the grosser and more toxic corners much sooner.  the “live and let live” philosophy (don’t like, don’t read; ymmv; ykinmk) doesn’t work if it allows racist tropes, harmful fetishism, gendered stereotypes, and other toxic trends to flourish and define the sandbox. the inability to exercise basic courtesy and tact especially in more public and easily accessible fandom spaces has done so much seemingly irreversible damage to a ship I love, and it really does make me question my continued association with it. 

199 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

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[zaphffayrkunialofphinsfable]

MY OC'S PT #NO. 1

Teagan

Teagan is a seventeen year old musician/film maker/writer who lives in Sitka, Alaska with their friends and family. They are a mix of African-American, Ojibwe Indigenous, and Pakistani. They use they/them for their pronouns. They are a lesbian who is aroace spec. They are genderfluid, and amab but have been on oestrogen for a while and have grown small bewbs. They pass. They have autism and ADHD. Their hobbies are as follows: playing vocals and guitar in band, skateboarding with friends, playing d&d, reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, writing their scripts/stories, playing guitar/singing/bass/drums/ukulele, and listening to music. They live with their dads named Vic and Oliver, their cats named Paige and Az, their rats named Ratta and Touille, and their dog named Ruby. They like these bands: The Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Cocteau Twins, Killing Joke, The Cramps, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Green Day, Ramones, Black Flag, The Stooges, Misfits, Pixies, Buzzcocks, X Ray Spex, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Siousxie And The Banshees, The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, The Cult, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Bikini Kill, U2, The Smashing Pumpkins, Melvins, The Who, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Rammstein, Megadeth, Pantera, Slayer, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, The Doors, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, Electric Lights Orchestra, AC/DC, The Kinks, The Police, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, N.W.A., Easy-E, Kiss, Deep Purple, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Van Halen, Blondie, My Chemical Romance, R.E.M., Jack Stauber, The Residents, Donovan, Nick Drake, Tyler The Creator, MF DOOM, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, LCD Soundsystem, The Moldy Peaches, Talking Heads, The Strokes and David Bowie.

2. Milo

Milo is Teagan's girlfriend. She is seventeen and is an artist who lives in Sitka, Alaska. She is a mix of Jewish and White with Aeolian, Polish, Russian and Scottish heritage. She uses any pronouns. She is a lesbian and is genderqueer. She has autism. Their hobbies include singing and playing ukulele/guitar with her band, reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, listening to music, drawing, and painting. they live with their mum named Izzy and their two cats named Church and Twink. Their music taste includes: Chloe Moriondo, Girl In Red, Cavetown, Mother Mother, Beach Bunny, Roar, Tally Hall, Mitski, My Chemical Romance, TV Girl, Sir Chloe, Eyedress, Lovejoy, Penelope Scott, Frankie Cosmos, Cults, Cigarettes After Sex, MARINA, Beadadoobee, Melanie Martinez, Frank Ocean, Steve Lacey, Tyler The Creator, Joy Division, Beach House, Frances Forever, and David Bowie.

3. Axel

Axel is Teagan and Milo's friend. They are twenty and owns a record/flower/book/café/comic shop. They live in Sitka, Alaska. They are white with English and Italian heritage. They use any pronouns. They are agender and aroace. They enjoy playing their bass (with pedals and effects to make it sound synthy and cool) and keyboard in their band, reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, and listening to music. They live with their parent named 'Parent'. Their music taste includes: MGMT, Girl In Red, Cavetown, Mother Mother, Beach Bunny, Roar, Tally Hall, Mitski, My Chemical Romance, TV Girl, Sir Chloe, Eyedress, Lovejoy, Penelope Scott, Frankie Cosmos, Cults, Cigarettes After Sex, MARINA, Beadadoobee, Melanie Martinez, Frank Ocean, Beach House, Frances Forever, Vundabar, The Walters, The Rare Occasions, Yot Club, Will Paquin, The Dresden Dolls, Surf Curse, Coyote Theory, Liana Flores, Michele Leigh, Harmless, Oscar Lang, Odd Sweetheart, Mac Demarco, Molina, Late Varlane, Late Night Drive Home, D4vd, Suki Waterhouse, Joy Again, Sushi Soucy, The Brobecks, The Cardigans, Sodikken, The Cure, The Front Bottoms, Pigeon Pit, Pixies, Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, Conan Grey, Ukuletea, TEMPOREX, Shayfer James, The Oozes, Modern Baseball, Tikkle Me, Princess Chelsea, Tea, Awfultune, Chloe Moriondo, Miracle Musical, I Hate Myself Because, AJJ, Hey Nothing and Steve Lacey

4. Finch

Finch is Teagan's ex girlfriend (they are still friends). She is seventeen and does YouTube/Podcasts as a living. She lives in Sitka, Alaska. She is white with English, Irish, Scottish, French, and Spanish heritage. She uses she/her pronouns. She is a lesbian and is aro. Her hobbies include: reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, listening to music, hanging with her cats, and researching topics for videos and podcast episodes. She lives with her girlfriend Charlie, and her two cats Khoshekh and Rex. Her taste in music includes: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Green Day, Fallout Boy, Panic! At The Disco, All Time Low, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, Blink 182, Sum 41, Linking Park, Metallica, Rammstein, Slayer, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Misfits, Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Cramps, The Cult, Killing Joke, Cocteau Twins.

5. Matt

Matt is a seventeen year old who wants to grow up to be a detective. He lives in Sitka, Alaska. He is Indian and White with English heritage. He uses he/him pronouns and is pansexual. His hobbies include: soccer, doodling, reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, playing the guitar, football, and listening to music. He lives with his parents (who live in Anchorage) but mainly lives at Mt Edgecumbe School in Sitka). His taste in music includes: Queen, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Van Halen, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, AC/DC, Kiss, Aerosmith, Blondie, A-Ha, The Cars, ABBA, Buzzcocks, The Stooges, Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, and Talking Heads.

6. Molly

Molly is Matt's girlfriend. She is seventeen who wants to be a writer. She lives in Sitka, Alaska. She is white with English and Irish heritage. She uses she/her pronouns and is pansexual. Her hobbies include: reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, calligraphy, playing beach volleyball, and listening to music. She lives with her parents and sister (who live in Anchorage) but mainly lives at Mt Edgecumbe School in Sitka). Her taste in music include: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Blondie, Janies Joplin, Michael Jackson, and David Bowie.

7. Tucker

Tucker is Matts friend. He is a seventeen year old who works at Axel's shop. He wants to be an English/history teacher. He lives in Sitka Alaska. He is white with English heritage and Jewish. He uses he/him pronouns and is bisexual. His hobbies include: reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, playing the guitar, drawing, knitting, collects stamps, and listening to music. His favourite bands are: Miles Davis, The Who, Simon And Garfunkel, Count Basie, The Easybeats, The Rascals, Modern Jazz Quartet, Leadbelly, J.J. Johnson, Fats Navarro, Hank Jones, Roy Haynes, Mary Lou Williams, Sonny Rollins, Chet Baker, Eddie Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker, The Beatles, Mamas And Papas, 5th Dimension, Louis Armstrong, Beach Boys, Edwin Hawkins, Archies, and Lovin' Spoonful.

8. Hugo

Hugo is Tuckers boyfriend. He is seventeen and works at Axel's shop. He doesn't really care about what he does in his future. He lives in Sitka, Alaska. He is Chinese and white with English and French heritage. He uses he/him pronouns and identifies as gay. He has a slight romantic attraction to women but has a pref for men and so just says he's gay. He lives with his parents and brother (who live in Los Angeles) but mainly lives at Mt Edgecumbe School in Sitka). His hobbies include: reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, playing the guitar, acting, baseball, football, soccer, and singing. His music taste includes: The Clash, The Doors, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, Gee Bees, Sex Pistols, The Cramps, Ramones, Green Day, The Stooges, Black Flag, Misfits, Buzzcocks, Melvins, Pixies, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Bikini Kill, Alice In Chains, X Ray Spexs, The Stone Roses, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, Queen, AC/DC, Kiss, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, and Stone Temple Pilots.

9. Peggy

Peggy is Hugo's friend. She is seventeen and wants to be a doctor/nurse when she grows up. She lives in Sitka, Alaska. She is white with English heritage. She uses she/her pronouns and is a lesbian. She lives with her parents. Her hobbies include: fashion, writing, lyrical dancing, reading books, watching movies, watching tv shows, and listening to music. Her music taste includes: Joy Division, Siousxie And The Banshees, Bauhaus, Echo and The Bunnymen, The Smiths, The Clash, The Doors, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, Gee Bees, Sex Pistols, The Cramps, Ramones, Green Day, The Stooges, Black Flag, Misfits, Buzzcocks, Melvins, Pixies, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Bikini Kill, Alice In Chains, X Ray Spexs, The Stone Roses, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, Queen, AC/DC, Kiss, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, and Stone Temple Pilots.

BTW I WANT TO DO THE OTHERS BUT IM SO TIRED AND I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THEM THAT MUCH SO I WILL POST THIS AND EDIT IT LATER SO STAY TUNED I GUESS

10. Silvia

11. Edith

p.s. she has dreads but I didn't have the option so I just went with this

12. Isaac

13. Gus

#lgbtqia #punk #oc #my ocs are my children #oc story #oc stuff #original character #writer problems #writerslife #tumblr writers #queer writers #writer #writerscommunity #creative writing #writing #writers on tumblr

[musette22]

Goodmorning from my side of the world Minnie!

I just had a wierd ass dream about feral-creature-that-looks-like-Sebastian, and I need to tell someone about it.

TW: guns, kinda horror.

—

So bg info, apparently we had guests at home and everyone was sitting in the living room and chilling and then the bell rang, so I opened the doors (we have a wooden door and then a metal grate door in this house ig) and lo and behold it's a guy that looks like Sebastian Stan from your vampire gigalo ask post. I let him in, and ask him what does he need and stuff, and this is where it gets weird. He asked for something that I don't remember now but which immediately made all the red flags pop up, so everyone is on alert. Now we're talking and slowly I start to lead him out the door, and then I shut the doors in his face. Just before it shuts, I see him morph into three other versions and then back to himself (they all looked like twink seb but as different characters).

And as soon as the door is locked (both the metal and wooden one) he starts screaming and banging the door so hard it bows and bends in the middle. So I take a deep breath and open the wooden door and also ig its now raining and a storm outside. This Sebastian looking thing is snarling and huffing and I try to calm him down and ask him what his name is. Over the pour of the rain I barely hear the word Jacob. And then I ask him what he wants, he says a beat of the brow. Now, I touch my eyebrow and he gets really angry and says he wants the beat of the brow now and what the fuck was I touching my eyebrow for.

Someone tells me (from the guests) that it's a kind of spoon, so I go inside to get it, and also pocket a gun in the process (we don't even have guns irl). I go back to the front door and am about to talk to him when I see he's not there. I hear a sound to my right and I see him in my balcony, on all fours, smiling like a Cheshire cat, and about to crash in through the window. I scream so goddamn loud while this horrific thing crashes though the glass and I just shoot everything I got in that gun on him. my guests are still sitting not three feet away from me right now mind you.

There's a camera cutaway to show the creature where I'd shot it, and now instead it's a young boy with no bullet wounds (but def still dead).

And then I woke up.

Oh my GOD, Luck 😳😳😳

What on earth did you watch last night before bed?!? Are you okay?? This shit's intense!! This read like some sort of Poe-esque horror story, or like... I don't know, the Exorcist or something like that 😅 Holy crap sweetheart, that is not a nice dream to have! Were you able to let it go at all in the course of the day? I hope so because whoaaa... that's crazy scary! Hope you're okay, honey!!!! Sending lots of warm and fuzzy hugs!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#sebastian stan #horror #tw: guns #minnie answers

[washingmachinesetting]

you tumblr puriteens who are into shit like bluey and our flag means death probably won't understand this, but there was a time where you could invite that 5'4 curly haired twink from grindr to your house simply because he said he liked all the same bands as you, and when you're seven hours in and he gives you a confused look as you compare his moans to that noise maynard james keenan's cat made in mantra, you don't even care. and when he makes you breakfast in the morning and scratches that stupid fork he got from god knows what drawer all over your calphalon nonstick pan you just don't care anymore

[polyfunctional69]

Colombian cat boy for my Colombian friend!

#my art #still working on my shading hehe #cat boy #catboy #femboy #lingerie #cat lingerie #kitty #cute #latino #latino boy #latino femboy #Colombia #Colombian flag #twink

[quillquiver]

Because Dean and Cas are currently on their honeymoon and everyone else can suck it :)))))) ao3

It’s kismet that The Princess Bride is on.

They’re cuddled in the California King, the covers rumpled and half-fallen to the spotless floor as Cas picks through the small bowl of fruit in his lap. His soft robe is open, eyes trained on the TV and mouthing along to Westley’s as you wish. He’s still a little flushed from the shower—shared earlier, with water pressure to die for—and freshly shaven. His damp hair curls against his forehead.

“Hey, Casanova.”

Cas turns to him with a sticky finger caught between his lips. Dean promptly loses his own train of thought.

“What?” Cas grins.

“Uh… nothing,” Dean says. “You’re gonna spoil your dinner.”

Cas squints and tilts his head a bit, and Dean’s friggin’ blush must give him away because that grin turns into a smirk. “I don’t think I can get an erection so soon after the bath, but I’m more than willing to try.”

Dean’s flush climbs to his ears. “Just watch the goddamn movie, asshole.”

“As you wish.”

He laughs when Dean tackles him into the pillows.

The people are reception had taken Charlie’s magic card and charged the most expensive room in the joint for a whole week. They’d even sincerely congratulated them on getting hitched when Cas had mentioned it. Dean had been… quiet; something about all the wealth made him nervous.

But it turns out when you spend an insane amount of dough, people give you whatever you want with a big smile on their faces. They’d been given two vouchers for the restaurant as an apology for having to wait fifteen minutes for their room to be ready, and when they’d arrived there had been a cheese plate, bowl of chocolate-covered strawberries, bottle of expensive champagne and a handwritten card waiting for them. Cas had let his duffle drop to the shiny tile and had beamed.

The shower was more than big enough for two and had water pressure to die for. They had a totally unobstructed view of the ocean, and despite the Do Not Disturb sign, every night, some guy came to give them two chocolates and refill the fancy free shit in the minibar.

Otherwise, they only answered the door for room service.

It’s a little much, sometimes—Dean doesn’t need a twink to bring him towels, thank you very much—but it’s nice. It’s nice to have hear the ocean through the open windows and eat breakfast on the balcony and walk on the beach and fuck at all hours of the day and night. Hell, his barring the beach, his wardrobe has pretty much consisted of a clean and dirty hotel-provided robe. Dean took a nap today.

He’s never been on vacation before.

By the time Westley and Buttercup have reached the Fire Swamp, Dean and Cas have drifted from making out to aimless touching and holding. It’s skin on skin, and it’s friggin’ glorious. Dean runs a hand through Cas’s hair and Cas leans into it like a cat. “Love you,” Dean breathes, because it’s still hard to say. Cas catches his mouth in a lazy kiss.

“I love you,” he echoes.

***

“Dean? We should probably get going if we want to make our reservation.”

“Dude, we’re not leaving in the middle of the Miracle Max scene.”

***

“Hi, uh. We’re a little late—ah. Winchester? The reservation’s under. Um. Winchester.”

Dean smoothes down his flannel and bites his lip. Fuck. They lost the reservation. There’s no record of them. The card was flagged and they know and they’re gonna—

“Oh yes, the honeymooners! Right this way, please.”

Dean only moves when Cas’s palm presses to his lower back. “Breathe,” he murmurs.

Dean moves to hold his hand.

***

“…Yeah that dessert thing was delicious.”

“Mm.” Cas throws himself onto the couch, crooking his finger in an imitation of bad porn. Dean flops of top of him with a smirk. “Dean!”

“What?”

Cas traces over the bridge of a freckled nose and the ridge of his cheekbones. He grins and leans in for a kiss. Dean enthusiastically accommodates him. “So, um… that tasting menu really only lets you taste, huh? You still hungry?”

As if on cue, Cas’s stomach growls.

Dean beams. “Let’s get Dominoes.”

“No green peppers.”

“Duh.”

He’s got his phone pressed to his ear as Cas grabs the ice bucket and nods at the door. “I think we have some beer left in the car.”

“How are you actually the fucking best?” It’s a knee-jerk reaction, one that makes a blush ride high in his cheeks. Moron. “Uh.”

Cas kisses his cheek. “Funny, I thought you held that title,” he says, like it’s no big deal. Like this whole thing isn’t a huge, terrifying, fucking wonderful trust exercise. Like it isn’t a leap of faith out of a goddamn plane. "I'll be back. No green pepper!"

“Hello? Is anyone there? Hello…?”

They polish off two extra-large pies and a couple of beers on the balcony, before going down to the beach with the last two bottles.

“Dean?” Cas murmurs into the crook of his neck, shifting to press his chest more firmly to Dean’s back. Dean wriggles his toes into the cool sand.

“Yeah?”

“I’m having a great time.”

And that shit shouldn’t make him blush, but Dean feels his cheeks heat, anyway. He clears his throat and presses a kiss to Cas’s knuckles, twining their fingers. “Me too, Cas.”

He can feel Cas grinning into his neck.

#destiel wedding #destiel honeymoon #honeymoon!fic #destiel fic #deancas fic #fluff #just like embarassing amounts of fluff #adventures in fanfic

[fecto-forgo]

rating fandom affection terms for characters because i have nothing better to do

favorite character-simple, straight forward, not bad at all, but it lacks spice and a true demonstration of love, 8/10 gets the job done

problematic favorite-a great term, once again straight forward but in this case about the guy in question being acknowledged as a stinky rascal, 10/10

cinnamon roll-its ok, i was never into it bc idc for those types of characters, suffered a sad fate of eventually becoming a term associated with diminishing characters into just their "cute and pure" traits, 2/10 bc i remember it getting really annoying after a while, it being from old fandom times society wants to forget doesnt help its case

smol bean-same feelings as above, but suffered a more tragic fate that its downfall was caused by 30 years old adults attempting to call themselves smol beans, 1/10 i use smol every once in a blue moon

tol-i honestly dont think this was ever put in proper use, it was created to match smol but taller people (in fandom height standards thats anyone above 5'0) do not give off the vibes fandom people need to want to infantalize them, 5/10 for sounding a bit funny

waifu/husbando-i think someone using those to refer to any character at all should be a red flag, 1/10 someone can get more 4 points if their favorite is of age to be called that

best girl/best boy-can be a red flag but can also be used as a term for "whos your favorite from *gender*?" so it gets a mild pass, 4/10

baby boy (baby)-cute! came from a decently funny meme, 7/10 funny to scream out when youre rotating them in your brain

gay baby-im honestly convinced this wasnt used by a single lgbt+ person outside of like, maybe a gay baby jail joke, 0/10 called me a slur

rat-was funny the first fifty times, 6/10 not horrible but after a while it felt like itd meet the same fate as cinnamon roll

komaeda-i do not know how i feel about this, if its used in a conversation itll either be hilarious or be the worst attempt at making a character summary, ???/10

twink-i keep getting flashbacks to the chubby twink fight in that post about the animal crossing owls everytime i hear it, 6/10 i dont know what it means anymore

sexyman-funny term for us, slur for the characters, im confused if this is even an affection term/10

son/daughter-adorable i love seeing this get used for a character who had family issues, 8/10 just very sweet

poor little meow meow-the specific brand of irony is genius, its like watching a victorian woman throw bread crumbs at a starving orphaned homeless child, 9/10 my friend wanted to kill me for calling lancelot from king arthur my meow meow

skrunkly-meow meow but with a bigger brand of pity, truly like seeing a cat who just got out of a bath and is in misery, 10/10

blorbo-a fine revolutionary term used to fight back against angry ops their posts were getting fandom tags in the fandom app, 20/10 cured my fear of judgement

*any sexual term*-would maybe be a bit funny if you guys used it for men who actually look pretty for once, 2/10 has ironic potential

slut/whore-very funny if used in a couple of men, otherwise its just awkward 3/10

any graphic paragraph of wanting to fix a man through something such as putting them in rice-a great way to show concern but still hint at being able to laugh at them, 10/10 i tried joking about this with a friend outside of tumblr and she acted like i was insane

will update if i remember more <3

#analiceoriginal.txt

[thedamageofherdays]

This week's [23-08-2021 - 29-08-2021] reading log is here! I read a lot again this week and I feel like it's a lovely variety of fics. Most fics are Stucky like usual, but there's at least one other ship. I am constantly amazed by the talent people have in this fandom! There was one fic I read on Tumblr that I can't seem to find unfortunately, but when I do I'll make sure to reblog and rec it 💕

Favourites are marked with a 🌻

When life gives you lemons by moonthejedi394 @moonythejedi394 [Stucky, 40k words, Mature] (12/15 chapters available)

Or 13 Terrible Things to Do With Lemons Other Than Making Lemonade

Steve Rogers is a home health nurse. He works for an agency, which assigned him to the aging Winifred Barnes, the one and only Silent Era Hollywood darling. As her needs increased, she requested the agency assign Steve to her full-time. She could pay for it, so she got it. Steve then moved in with her, becoming her caregiver; he cooked, he cleaned, he managed her medications, he made sure she was comfortable.

Winifred's children treated him less than ideally. He was the help, after all. And then Steve had the audacity to go and turn out to be eldest son James Barnes's soulmate. No one saw that coming.

The Masseur and the Assassin by buckybarnesdeservestobehappy @buckybarnesdeservestobehappy [Stucky, 17k words, Explicit]

Bucky Barnes needed a vacation from his job. What he found was a happy ending.

The Words Breathe by buckbarnesdeservestobehappy [Stucky, 1k words, Mature]

All Steve has to do is keep his promise. When he doesn’t, Bucky gets mouthy.

Soft by this_wayward_life @wayward-lives [Stucky, 2k words, Explicit]

The last time he'd seen Bucky he'd looked unhealthy, with pallid skin and greasy, lanky hair. Now, Bucky shone; his hair was thick and silky, his skin a deep bronze from spending so much time outside. He was softer, too; the hard muscle that used to cover him was now replaced by soft fat, his body still strong, but in a more mundane way. His thighs were thicker, his ass plumper, and when he'd pulled Steve into the river Steve had noticed the pudge on his stomach.

Seeing Bucky so happy, well-fed and shining, was a bit of a kick in the face. For all the years they'd known each other, he'd never seen Bucky so... care-free. Now that Bucky was putting on weight, his middle soft and his body malleable, it sent a bolt of arousal through Steve every time he noticed the curves of Bucky's body.

Or: Bucky put on a bit of weight in Wakanda, and Steve is Not Coping.

🌻 Revive Another Side of Me by dontcallmebree @iamthe-wo-manwhocan [Stucky, 1k words, Mature]

Steve’s never lived in a world without Bucky, and he’s not living now. It takes them a while, much too long, to get that awaited rest, a little slice of peace after the dust has settled.Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes are inseparable, history remembers. But they’re not men of the past quite yet.

🌻 imagine being loved by me by spacebuck @spacebuck [Stucky, 20k words, Explicit]

Just after 1am - a few hours after he posted today’s photo - he hears the tell-tale sound of a twitter message. Bucky grabs his phone, not checking who it’s from as he opens it because it’s probably one of his mutuals yelling at him as per usual. When he actually looks at his phone, though, it’s not Natasha

The ‘verified’ check stares back at him for a long moment before he can even bring himself to process the name on his screen. Steve Rogers is messaging him. Or, he reasons, a very good fake. The handle looks right though, not that Bucky knows. Not that Bucky has Captain’s America’s tweets set up as notifications, or that Bucky’s own display name is set to captain america’s bitch. Not at all.

Hey, the first message says. It’s Steve.

🌻 JB’s Complete Lube Services by dixons_mama @dixons-mama [Stucky, 3k words, Explicit]

People just didn’t approach Captain America and proposition him. Although, sometimes Steve wished they would; even the pinnacle of virtue and justice needed to get dicked down from time to time.

Or, the one where Steve has the hots for a mechanic and decides to be proactive in getting that dick.

If it had to be someone by rainbow_nerds [Stucky, 1k words, Mature]

Bucky had known since he was a child that he didn’t have a choice in who he married, but he’d thought he had more time before the day arrived.

Miscalculations by christywantspizza @christywantspizza [Ransom Drysdale/Reader, 6k words, Explicit]

Ransom tries to get you to sleep with him by less than honorable means. You give him what he wants, just not how he wants it.

How to Seduce a Writer by obsessivereader [Stucky, 2k words, Teen]

What's a determined master strategist going to do when the oblivious writer he's trying to woo keeps missing all the clues?

He doesn’t think it’s because he hadn’t signaled his own interest to Bucky. He’s pretty much done everything short of hitting Bucky over the head with semaphore flags by this point. There’s no way Bucky could’ve missed them. Unless… There’d been that one link he’d stumbled upon when he’d googled ‘how to talk to a writer’. It’d been written by a writer, who’d been candid about how oblivious writers could be, and how someone could go about seducing one. An idea starts to form. It’s ridiculous, but at this point, he’s willing to go with ridiculous, since subtle wasn’t getting him anywhere.

🌻 Pod Bless America by Deisderium @deisderium [Stucky, 6k words, Teen]

Bucky can't believe his favorite podficcer recorded his newest fanfic AU of the show Commandos. He's even more surprised when the customer who busts him listening to fic while he's working in the office supply store turns out to be that podficcer.

* The guy—maybe bi_shield?—took his phone, looked down at the screen, and smiled. "Yeah, that one's mine," he said with no evidence of embarrassment. "It was a good one." He handed the phone back to Bucky.

"I wrote it," Bucky croaked.

take a bite by wearing_tearing [Stucky, 7k words, Mature]

"I’d never let anyone freeze to death.” Steve gives a big sigh and flutters his lashes. “All that blood gone to waste.”

Bucky’s lips turn down and his nose scrunches up a little. “I want to be grossed out, but…”

“But you get it.” Steve gives him a pointed look. “Vampires aren’t the only ones who can appreciate how juicy blood is.”

*

Or: Vampire Steve saves newly-turned werewolf Bucky from a snowstorm.

Leaving the Shield Behind by BuckyAboveEverything [Stucky, 6k words, Teen]

“So, on one hand, we have Steve Rogers - hunk, genius, animal lover. Buys you waffles and overpriced coffee. 100% wholesome all-American boy.”

“And, on the other hand, we have Capsicle – twink, smart-ass, fanboy. Reads your stories and sends you fanart. Possibly a pervert or a serial killer.”

Bucky groaned.

“I am 100% certain I am 0% sure of what to do."

Bucky Barnes, full-time copywriter and free-time fanfic writer, struggles to choose between two equally-attractive suitors, only to find that he doesn’t have to after all.

* Based on a true story *

Cap's Book Corner by Neche [Stucky, 2k words, Teen]

Recluse Author Bucky Barns stumbles into fanboy Steve Rogers bookstore one day...

Cat Nap by galwednesday @galwednesday [Stucky, 8k words, Teen]

Objectively, losing the Bucharest safehouse and its contents was the least of Bucky’s problems. The balding agent he’d seen directing the raid was apparently affiliated with SHIELD, which was a shadowy government agency that made representatives from other shadowy government agencies suddenly remember urgent appointments when Bucky tried to bribe, threaten, and otherwise shake them down for information on what the hell SHIELD might want with a former brainwashed assassin. Dodging SHIELD should be his number one priority.

Subjectively, he wanted his fucking cat back.

at any given moment by honeypuffed [Stucky, 1k words, Teen]

Steve and Bucky find out that everyone thinks they're sleeping together.

Brought to Brightness by eyres [Stucky, 10k words, Teen]

Army veteran Bucky Barnes has fallen in love with Steve, a guy he met online a few months after he returned from Afghanistan. Only problem is, he doesn't know Steve's last name or even what he looks like.

When his sister helps him send his story into MTV's Catfish, he's hoping they can help him meet Steve or, at least, let him move on with his life if Steve isn't real. Little does he know, Steve and Captain America have more in common than just a first name.

🌻 Nokken Wood by leveragehunters @leveragehunters [Stucky, 10k words, Teen]

When Sam's friend needs a house-sitter for his place in the country, Steve jumps at the chance. Six months rent-free to do nothing but draw and paint and wander the countryside, looking for inspiration? It was like a dream. But when he gets lost in a storm and nearly falls into a pond he starts to rethink the whole like a dream aspect of life in the country. And when a red-eyed, sharp-clawed, silver-fanged creature rises out of the darkness, Steve is one hundred percent certain the dream's morphed into a nightmare.

...until it gives him a cup of tea.

(Inspired partly by this prompt a supernatural creature is supposed to scare you but instead it gives you a cup of tea and a blanket because you're having a bad day and you keep coming back and partly by this painting.)

Professional Pride by galwednesday [Stucky, 700 words, Teen]

Bucky is having a very good day, until he turns around and finds himself face-to-face with Captain America.

“Oh shit,” he blurts before he can stop himself, and Captain America blinks at him. “Hey, hi, I didn’t expect to see you here.” Here, at New York’s Pride parade, surrounded by thousands of happy screaming people wearing rainbows and sometimes not much else. What is he doing here? Is he on guard duty or something? Was he just on a mission and happened to be passing by on his way back?

He’s in uniform but with the cowl loose around his neck, so when he rubs the back of his head it fluffs up his matted hair. “I, uh. I saw one of your–temporary tattoos?” Captain fucking America says, like it’s a question.

The A-bridged Guide to Trolling by galwednesday [Stucky, 1k words, Teen]

“I don’t have any money.”

Oh no, now the girl looked upset. Her eyes were huge and her lip was wobbling. Bucky tried to think fast despite the oh shit oh shit oh shit looping through his head.

“That’s okay,” Bucky said gently. “I don’t need money. We can figure out another kind of toll.”

The girl frowned at him. “Like what?”

Bucky scratched his head, trying to think of something a kid was certain to have on hand. “Do you know any jokes?”

(Fantasy AU in which Steve is a hedge witch with a green thumb, Bucky is a bridge troll who's new in town, and knock-knock jokes are a viable form of currency.)

It's a bittersweet ending (if you know what I mean) by relenafanel [Stucky, 1k words, Teen]

“I’ll see you around, Steve,” Bucky answers with a smirk, moving away from the counter with a wink.

Steve watches him go. Bucky’s wearing a pair of skinny jeans coated in something to give the appearance of leather. It’s impossible to not watch him go.

stuck on you by wearing_tearing [Stucky, 5k words, Teen]

“Bucky? You don’t look so hot.”

Bucky makes a tiny little sound in the back of his throat, only to start coughing. Of course he doesn’t look hot. He’s sick and he’s dying and Steve obviously isn’t attracted to him.

Decision-Making in Relationships (Paid Research Opportunity!) by castiowl [Stucky, 8k words, Teen]

Clint looked thoughtfully at the flyer. “I guess your actual roommate wouldn’t be down with it?”

Bucky frowned. “Have you met Steve Rogers?”

no way out but through by hollimichele [Stucky, 9k words, Teen]

Steve never sees it coming.

you got blood on your hands (and i know it's mine) by nighimpossible [Stucky, 3k words, Teen]

Bucky refuses to see Steve after his deprogramming.

Like What You See by daisymondays [Stucky, 8k words, Teen]

For all the time Bucky’s spent fantasizing about meeting Captain America, he’d never imagined it would be while posing nude in front of a drawing class.

🌻 A Real Boy by itsnotbleak [Stucky, 5k words, Teen]

It took the Winter Soldier three weeks to remember that human beings needed to sleep and eat.

It took Steve far too long to realise the Winter Soldier was sleeping in his bed.

Amapola by chaya [Stucky, 830 words, Teen]

Total fluff. Bucky's recovering nicely. Steve's oblivious. Sometimes it's best to set aside subtlety for action.

Knocking Boots With Sugar by buckybarnesdeservestobehappy [Stucky, 4k words, Explicit]

In between summers at college, Steve Rogers wants a new adventure beyond his lonely life in Brooklyn. He ends up in West Texas working on a dude ranch where Bucky Barnes is a long-time employee. When Bucky offers to buy Steve a drink, they end up drunk on tequila and making out in public. For the rest of the summer, they're inseparable. As the summer draws to a close, Steve realizes he doesn't want to leave.

Rogers and Associate by roe87 @jro616 [Stucky, 7k words, Teen]

When they first meet, Bucky is a hooker and Steve is a cop. She's been arrested, but Steve lets her off.

Years pass and they maintain a casual friendship, seeing each other out on the streets most nights.

Though he later makes detective, Steve loses faith in the system and quits his job.

He wants to set up as a private investigator, and he asks Bucky if she'd be his assistant.

Just in time by rainbow_nerds [Stucky, 1k words, Mature]

Bucky knew the apartment he was renting was old fashioned, but walking in the front door and finding himself transported back to 1938 was not on the list of things he had prepared himself for.

🌻 You Like What's in My Head by dontcallmebree [Stucky, 15k words, Explicit] (with art by @kocuria)

Bucky can’t decide if Steve’s a tough nut to crack or incredibly easy. The timbre of his voice, a low and almost amused, “Sure, kid,” when Bucky asks for a drink feels like something gripping him on the back of his neck.

He thinks this might be one of those moments in life he’ll pinpoint in the future and either curse at for dooming himself, or remember fondly with pride.

He’s right. Bucky Barnes blunders through falling in love with Commander Rogers and tries to find a deeper meaning behind the expensive gifts and thorough fucking.

Can I Sit Here? by BuckyFrickenBarnes [Stucky, 962 words, General]

Bucky has unusual methods for getting rid of his writer's block.

Or, Bucky needs that table.

Workplace Romance by BuckyFricken Barnes [Stucky, 1k words, General]

Bucky is under the impression that his boss hates him.

Or,

Steve needs to get better at dealing with his feelings.

🌻 1-800-MAYTAG by Miss Plum @misspluckyplum [Stucky, 1k words, Explicit]

Bucky just wants to get some housework done. It gets out of hand fast. Silly little fluff and smut romp with snarky stucky boys.

Eyes of the Forest by Lordelannette [Stucky, 7k words, Explicit] (2/8 chapters available)

When Omega Bucky Barnes comes to Eagle Lake, it was in search of wolves, a creature that had not been seen in the area for decades.

What he finds instead is Steve Rogers, a handsome, though quiet Alpha who seems to be everywhere in the forest.

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