The problem with going by multiple names is I can’t always remember what each of you calls me so when I go so things like decorate your trees with sweet messages every single time I have a “but who am I???” moment.
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Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head
Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes
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Okay but given that you can make alcohol from just about any plant, a world built around Minecraft could have SUCH a liquor cabinet.
You’ve got your basics, the potato and wheat vodka, gin, whiskey, then rum from sugarcane or beet sugar if you’re feeling a little adventurous.
Then you’ve got the fancier things. Dandelion and melon wine, spike vodka, pumpkin liqueur, applejack. Zhuyeqing jiu and chocolate liquor if you REALLY want to go for the cool stuff.
You’ve got mead and all kinds of moonshine, everything from carrots to kelp to sawdust brandy if you live out in the Badlands. Sunflower and rose spirits, lilac wine, even milk liquor and advocaat if you want to deviate from plants a bit.
But then you’ve got the plants that don’t exist in our sphere.
Chorus liqueur, dripleaf absinthe, glowberry champagne and sweet berry wine, glow lichen beer and crème de spore blossom, golden apple cider, glistering cordial. For the truly danger-seeking, wither rose lanique.
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House of the Dragon s01e05 We Light the Way // Game of Thrones s02e06 The Old Gods and the New // House of the Dragon s01e05 We Light the Way // A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin, Chapter LVI, Theon V // House of the Dragon s01e07 Driftmark // Game of Thrones s02e03 What Is Dead May Never Die // House of the Dragon s01e07 Driftmark // Game of Thrones s02e07 A Man Without Honor // House of the Dragon s01e07 Driftmark // A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin, Chapter LVI, Theon V // House of the Dragon s01e07 Driftmark // A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin, Chapter XXXVII, Theon III // A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin, Chapter LVI, Theon V // House of the Dragon s01e07 Driftmark // Game of Thrones s02e06 The Old Gods and the New // House of the Dragon s01e09 The Green Council // Game of Thrones s01e04 Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things // House of the Dragon s01e09 The Green Council // A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin, Chapter LXVI, Theon VI // House of the Dragon s01e09 The Green Council // A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin, Chapter XLVI, Bran VI // House of the Dragon s01e09 The Green Council // Game of Thrones s02e03 What Is Dead May Never Die //
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smell pickup line based on the gasoline one because i cannot get it out of my head.
you're a black sharpie and baby? I'm in my office cubicle trying to get high.
We can’t start smell posting it’s going to get out of hand.. too out of hand for a Sunday night
coughs. Anyway
Gabe is a gold sharpie.. like the one for the print signings (I am executed before I can continue)
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so i think all the parts of ice king’s personality & behavior that are from simon/not from evergreen are more or less “Simon With MMS” like that would track right? so in a swap au like… ice crown-betty would clearly be reminiscent of Magic Betty, just influenced by evergreen, and magic man-simon would clearly be reminiscent of Ice King, but without the stuff that comes from evergreen. yeah? theres no point to this it’s just mildly interesting.
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“Cause I could touch a hundred thousand souls,
But none of them would ever feel like home.
And no matter how far and wide I roam,
You're the only one I'll ever know.”
Anyone Else — PVRIS.
Salvation — Scanners
Counting Paths — Matthew And The Atlas
Nitesky — Robot Koch (feat. John LaMonica)
Cover Me — Black Math
Touch — Daughter
Bloodstream — Stateless
Sinners — Lauren Aquilina
I'd Let You Win — PORTS
THE LONELIEST — Måneskin
Somebody To Die For — Hurts
Never Let Me Go — Florence + The Machine
The Hunt — Yael Meyer
Part That's Holding On — Red
Can't Pretend — Tom Odell
The Other Side — Ruelle
Smokestacks — LAYLA
Let Me Follow — Son Lux
Burning Heart — SVRCINA
When The End Comes — Andrew Belle
Magic — Coldplay
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