#calling it dealer's choice

[ao2fics]

wait you started a crack scott/martyn around dl too???????? (i wrote a fake dating one for the sillies and never published it bc i assumed the ship would never get any traction)

i also assumed the ship would never get any traction, but i have awesome friends who are very willing to read any dumb ideas i come up with and at this point i've talked too much about it to not write it.

but yes! it's a whole thing. i'm emotionally invested in them.

#asks #anon #scott/martyn au #calling it dealer's choice #for now at least #but anon i would love to read a silly fake dating au for these two #and i sure bet my friend oz would too

[ceilidho]

that reblog just made me consider.... "just the tip" trope with possessive best friend soap 👀👀. maybe soap and reader are at his place and are a bit tipsy (or mostly reader is) and end up making out and dry humping and soap escalates things 🫣

my god. your brain. your mind.

"Just the tip" is such a John MacTavish trope, I'm sorry. Best friend that you've just started hooking up with, just a little light kissing here and there, something Johnny getting a bit handsy and pawing at your tits. His kisses down your neck always sloppy and messy.

The two of you haven't really hooked up yet; it's mainly been heavy petting and grinding in his lap because Johnny can't help coming in his jeans when the two of you make out. He has a hair trigger and no shame and he's always desperate and whining and so quick to get off because he doesn't have the patience to relax and take it slow.

You've been wondering if maybe this whole thing was a bad idea, maybe it's time to call it off because Johnny's been getting more and more amped every single day, like he can't even focus on anything else except getting his mouth on yours the second he sees you. It's just: *mumbles* "Hi kitty" *immediately ducks his head to kiss you with tongue*

But then the two of you are lying in his bed, both on your sides, kissing until your lips are swollen, and Johnny's like, "Can we just - ah - dinnae have to do anything, kitty, but can I feel it? Jus' wanna...wanna feel it on my cock" and he's already sliding your panties down your thighs, till they're just trapped around your knees and he rolls a bit over you, slotting his cock between your legs. Working himself up and groaning into your neck, cock rubbing against your pussy, slippery and wet, head catching on your opening and he makes no move to pull away.

You've lost the plot too, head empty except for the sound of your name when he whines it. Only protesting a little when the head catches and he pushes in just the slightest bit. "Jus' the tip, kitty," Johnny swears, breathless, rubbing his sweaty forehead into the side of your head. "Promise, 'kay? We dinnae have to - oh fuck - don'....don' have to..."

Promise forgotten when his hips roll into yours again and you clench tight around him and his hand comes down to your hip and pulls you closer, pushing in another couple of inches.

#i almost wrote soap trope but then that pissed me off #dealer's choice on virgin reader im honestly ambivalent #ceil writing #cod mw2 #cod x reader #soap call of duty #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap cod #soap x you #soap x reader

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 40

In a modern world, Geralt has been chatting online with a man named "Dandelion" for about four weeks now. They finally worked up the mutual courage to go out for a date... I R L... (shocked gasps from the imaginary audience)

Only, Geralt has been sat alone at the restaurant they agreed upon for about an hour and a half now. All his messages to Dandelion have been ignored. He doesn't want to hope something bad happened to him, but he also doesn't want to hope the man is fine and just decided to blow off Geralt and their date. But then he finally gets a call from Dandelion. "Hi! Geralt! Geralt, Right? I hit the right number? Listen- Um- I locked my keys in the car. I know it sounds like an excuse but it isn't! And the car fixer men can't come until tomorrow, so I was just going to hire an uber, but I can't find my wallet, and I doubt I have the money for it, for see, my darling white wolf, I may have splurged all my money on quite a lovely bouquet to bring you- Um- It's on my kitchen table-" (the sounds of a man clambering and stumbling through his own apartment) "-And so i was going to do the very embarrassing act of asking you to pay for my uber, even though you were already generous enough to offer to pay for the entire meal, and so I decided I'd think on it and try and find my wallet again after my shower, but see then I fell in the shower, and I- Well, to be honest, I think I might have broken my arm, um- I think I need a raincheck? And can I borrow money for an uber to the hospital? I'll pay it back, I swear!" Long story short, Geralt's first date with this 'Dandelion' guy he's had a massive crush on for weeks, is driving him to the hospital and checking him in. The worst part of it all is that Jaskier (Dandelion's real name*) is so charming, that Geralt can't even be upset about the whole situation. *Geralt soon learns that "Julian" is Jaskier's 'real' real name, when he ends up helping Jaskier write out his medical forms, but this is all just semantics.

#meet ugly #jaskier is our adhd king #geraskier #gerlion #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #fanfiction prompts #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #online friends #internet friends #story prompts #dialogue prompt #taking your online bff to the hospital and longing for his loving touch along the way #modern au #is Geralt human or still a witcher in this modern au? idk! Up to you! #Modern with powers #Modern without powers #dealers choice #meet cute #if youre neurodivergent and gay #worst date ever #if youre neurotypical and straight #i dont make the rules #i just calls em like i sees em #and im seeing em

[fauvester]

how do garak and bashir feel about being grandparents?, also since theres a third elim (3lim) ((if i read tht right,,,,)

garak and bashirs parenting styles are reversed for grandparenting. julian's a total sap for his grandkids, taking them on trips and buying them elaborate educational toys. garak is the reserved victorian grandfather smoking a pipe in the study talking about The Old Days and ordering them around (especially in the garden, his knees aren't what they used to be.)

Bashir is still annoyed at the passage of time seeing fit to give his children (who, in his mind, are still kids) children of their own. Rude!

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #julian w baby one like Oh what a dear! 1 yr later with baby 2 We call these Irish Twins on Earth! #a year after that with baby 3 like Lim don't you think this is getting a little excessive. You havent got any record to beat #a year after THAT with baby 4 like WAS MY EDUCATION ON CONTRACEPTION DEFICIENT? I THOUGHT I EXPLAINED EVERYTHING QUITE CLEARLY. #lim and his wife live just a mile or so away.. they can hang out with their grandparents in the countryside around lakat #julian is the Strict Dad and the fun grandparent. garak is the 'mischief if you can get away with it' dad and the stern old grandfather #HOOGH.. thinkin bout julian and miles bonding over their kids having kids... going on grandpa adventures #lim and molly swapping parenting tips.. #molly drops her own kids off on prime when she's doing research in the quadrant n they rough it with their lizard cousins for a few weeks #3LIM!!! #u know garak uglycried in private when lim named his baby elim (III). he didnt specify which elim garak hes named after. dealers choice #thank YOUUUUU for always asking fun QUESTIONSSSSSSS!!! LOVA YOUUUU

[voidfell]

INBOX CALL mayhaps? Give this a like and I'll go through your prompts tag and send some things! Specify my muses OR yours cause picking both ways gives me wild anxiety.

#(I'm gonna go shower but like.) #(I don't often do inbox calls but they seem easier then starter calls) #✧˖*°࿐ INBOX CALL // dealers choice. it ME. i am the DEALER.

[kxllerblond]

SHIPPY MEME CALL.

LIKE this post and I'll send you some more ship-orientated ask memes. Would prefer if we either have an established ship going or have hinted at one. If you want some specifically NSFW ask memes ahead of Sunday, reply with a 🔥 (fire) emoji.

#multimuses leave a few target muses for me if you want specifics. otherwise it's dealer's choice if we've got a bajillion ships #or i'll leave it blank and you can pick the target yourself kdjfbgdfg #tbd #gonna post a shipping call here after my shower so look for that too

[chaos-has-theories]

"oooh you could never make a modern au of septimus heap none of the setup would ever happen in modern mundane world" WRONG. You should never leave Marcia and Silas alone to do an important task while they're a) emotionally riled up from their respective wives' going into labor b) deeply exhausted after a sleepless night and c) actively at each other's throat.

Cue a few years later when everyone is remarking on how little their angels look like them while they're like

...

...

....oh no.

#dealer's choice on whether cerys survives what kind of childhood sep has and whether he gets a pony called spitfyre #also OH NO I already have too amny wips #also. recs always welcome #septimus heap

[scareqrowbranwen]

//Jaune muse is off the charts today kids like or comment if you want a Jaune starter!

#this will be the day we've waited for || starter call #//feel free to ask for specific time period or just dealers choice lmao

[mymanymerrymuses]

Like for a lyric starter!

#feel free to specify muse #or you'll get dealer's choice #starter call

[existentialflirt]

hey....so we're putting out a starter call. I beg of you to specify muse

#starter call(?) #Pls specify muse #What if you don't like dealer's choice???

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay wait is there something I'm SUPPOSED to call you or can I continue to call you dollarstore. like I feel like there's a name I'm supposed to call you that ISN'T dollarstore but idk what. it would be

yo you can absolutely call me dollarstore thats very fun!!! I dont really have a hard and fast Online Name im mostly good with whatever

#this honestly carries over to my everyday life too no one calls me my actual name lmao #anytime someone is like “which do u prefer real name or nickname or this other nickname” I simply do not #some of my mutuals call my my first name if they've acquired it somehow which is good too idk if/when I posted it anywhere lmao #dollarstore is a vibe and what I am spiritually im dollar tree bag floating in the wind thats me #oh I didn't actually say my first name lmao if u so choose it's Emma :p #dealers choice :) /lh

[ckfemslashnetwork]

It’s almost that time ❤️

Here’s your last chance to get any works in under the wire! Feel free to circle back to a prompt you had your eye on earlier in the month, or put your own spin on something!

It’s been great creating with you all! Here’s to finishing strong!

#cksapphicsummer #last call / dealer’s choice #cobra kai

[myrmica]

in the course of wandering around this blog listening to tmg songs i hadn't heard before (or at least not in recent memory) quetzalcoatl eats plums has really stood out to me. seeing daylight has always been one of if not my favorite mountain goats song & quetzalcoatl eats plums gets at similar things: a narrator is isolated somehow, listening to the sounds from outside the room or standing in the yard staring at this tree not able to take another step. both are stuck on minutia, however much emotion or strife is pent up inside of them all they can focus on are these immediate details, staring at the tree or watching the pot boil. there's tension in both of their lives but they're paralyzed in this moment and it can only be communicated by talking around it. there's a phone call in both, one impossible call that seeing daylight's narrator seems to think would never come, and another impossible call where quetzalcoatl eats plums' narrator can't get the words out... you could almost imagine the narrator of quetzalcoatl eats plums on the other end of the phone in seeing daylight. detail is sparse in both songs by design but the call in seeing daylight seems to me like it's unclear whether it's actually taking place, or whether the narrator just wishes it would. it was described as a song "about death" before a live performance at one point which can mean anything you want it to mean i guess, but i want it to mean that the voice on the other end of the phone is the (metaphorically or literally) dead one. the call cannot be taking place. if it is taking place, that's a miracle.

#the house i grew up in had a plum tree next to the driveway. my mom planted it along with her placenta when she had my brother & it made #more plums every year than anyone knew what to do with #like people would leave our house with mixing bowls full of plums and there would still be more plums #i had a cherry tree but we moved out of that house when i was a baby... so i don't remember it #neither my mom nor my brother are dead or estranged from me this is just an anecdote for anecdotes sake #m #you can also read seeing daylight as less focused on the phone call having a particular personal significance & being more about the shock #of hearing anyone's voice at all. dealer's choice i suppose

[voidfell]

Gonna go ahead and clock today's muses as:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Timmy Turner

Leo Hamato (ROTTMNT)

Cody Jones (TMNT Fast Forward)

Stella / The Wishing Star

Jaime Reyes

Surge the Tenrec

So consider this an Inbox Call that I'll reblog a couple times while I'm at work today. You can also request other muses but if you don't make a request you'll get one of these guys in your inbox, understand?

#(Might start doing inbox calls more regularly. They're fun and lower effort then starters. . .) #✧˖*°࿐ INBOX CALL // dealers choice. it ME. i am the DEALER. #✧˖*°࿐ OOC // ROAD WORK ahead? uh i sure HOPE so.

[knightfeared]

                                                  *INBOX CALL  📨

I might go  &  toss some memes at people. I haven’t been able to get much else done today  —  Too sleepy.

Like this and comment which muse you’d like in your inbox  &  I’ll be sure to send 1-2 things your way. Can’t do much more writing but inbox stuff? Can do.

#◆ ━━ Inbox Call #// mutuals only please #specify muse or its dealers choice as well!

[baiika]

//like for an ask!!!

#ooc; kogi rambles #starter call; #//specify momo or sousuke if u please otherwise it's dealer's choice #//new followers will be prioritized so i can start rakin in some more interactions