Cliffjumper should work as deathsaurus secretary and handle the annoying government people
That would be wild hehe
Cliffjumper is just randomly made Deathsaurus' secretary as a reward for bringing him "safely back home". By the time Deathsaurus wakes up from his coma, ready for revenge, he just sees Cliffjumper waiting at his bedside looking dead inside.
"So yeah, Sentinel left an ugly get-well bouquet, and the senate has 84 documents you need to sign. You've got 12 engagements in the next orbital cycle and the senate also wants to know if you can go to Delta Pavonis IV to start diplomatic relationships in around a deca-cycle. Your wife is on her way here, and if you could just put me out of my misery now, I'd appreciate it."
Thank you for dropping by my inbox~
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had someone rant to me yesterday about how digital art isn’t real art because “the computer does all the work for you”
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SO UH.
THIS HAPPENED.
ONE HUNDRED. TRIPLE DIGITS. HOLY FUCK.
Thank you all so much for this! Normally I don’t care about how many followers I have (but I still appreciate all of them!) but WOW. I did NOT think that my funny little Pokémon ask blog would get this far!
Unfortunately I don’t have any big events planned or anything, but I wanted to take a moment to truly thank you all for this. This blog really means a lot to me, and I’m so glad that I can share it with others!
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THE NEW EPISODE ESTABLISHES A TIMELINE???
SEASONS 1-5 HAPPEN OVER THE COURSE OF NINE MONTHS WHAT????
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Phee should name the tooka after some archaeological find, or a planet, or a historical figure.
IM LIKING THIS IDEA THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scripture cake.... the... the ingredients are all bible verses.... the instructions are bible verses........ what
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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