#but uhm. blorbos!!!

[finalgrillwillgraham]

no idea what book series I’m reblogging things from from you but. hell yeah brother!! keep it coming!

THANK YOU and i will (<- fighting demons) (propaganda in the tags if you’re interested)

#SCREAMING it’s called the locked tomb series btw #books in order: gideon the ninth > harrow the ninth > nona the ninth > alecto the ninth (currently unreleased) #uhm. it is SO good. might not be everyone’s thing but god the writing is soooo good. #and like. it’s even enriched more if you reread the series. no matter how many times #but god is it heartwrenching #and probably the first time you read it you wont understand some things #but uhm. blorbos!!! #there is also such an enriching world of theory and content in the fanbase!! if that’s your thing #it really is like a worm in your brain. it’s so much #and there is SOOO MUCH LORE but honestly the lore part is optional! like if you don’t understand the lore you’ll still have a hell of a tim #and oh yeah there are also some short books to do with backstory/documentation from other pov #and again those are optional to the main storyline but again. AUGH. #i’ve read the (released) books twice altogether and i’m reading the first one again right now #just everything is so much but in the best way #ahem. yeah #there is a gory element to it btw because of the necromancy (oh yeah the books feature a lot of necromancy i forgot to mention that) #lesbian necromancers! in space!! #anyway. that’s all (no it isn’t). #thank you for bearing with me btw #<3

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

#that “you understand?” kills me everytime... #i love how high condis voice got during this bit its so fkn funny DHASHGFSFGHASFhg #hi yes have the inevitable ep21 crit kiss piece except i watched ep53 today and am so 😀 im so 😀 damn i m so 😀 #i love eps where they just go through so many different gimmick rooms its so fun its so fun when its not so painful 😀 #happy valentines too ig #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jay ferin #jrwi fish and chips #my art #i had a bit of a meltdown over gill through uhm... 1-3am today and i just hm #sorry to everyone in the mayors QAC uhm im not really sorry but like sorry if you could hear every msg ping uhm yeah #it was like hours of me sobbing to myself in the interests channel and it was really good for my mental health ngl like its really therapeu #-tic to just scream abt a blorbo all night #and i ended up dreaming abt infodumping to one of my brothers friends of all ppl n i got so intense abt how much i love marshall john n my #brother came into the room and dragged his friend out 😭😭😭 i just wanted to ramble abt the himbo pls..... #my walls of tags are so consistent... only consistent thing abt this fkn blog smh.

[devotion-disorder]

skrimboes for your consideration

#my art #dol #degrees of lewdity #kylar the loner #god i missed drawing him #just apart from the fact that his hair is different every single time. uhm. lets just look past that #but he is the skrungliest of blorbos methinks #whatever that really means

[donutcats]

i don’t think we as a society appreciate or even acknowledge the fact enough that in s1 it’s mentioned nancy used to dress up as an elf for the boys d&d campaigns and she used to hang out with them.

all I’m saying is please imagine nancy getting back into d&d and she pulls robin into it because robin seems really intrigued by the whole thing, and robin finds the things nancy used to dress up in and lovingly teases her about it even though she thinks nancy makes a Gorgeous elf queen or whatever it is she’s meant to be.

#ronance #i love dnd a whole bunch #and i’ll take any opportunity to incorporate it into my favorite blorbos #nancy plays an elven ranger #she does her best to try and help robin make a character but they eventually cave and ask the boys #will absolutely jumps at the opportunity to help robin you have no idea #robin: so i can do ANYTHING in this game? #will dming: yeh anything! #robin: I kiss nancy’s character #will: uHM- #nancy: oh! well ok. hell yeah. I kiss back. #will: i’m excited for this but we have a story to get to please

[katzenklavierr]

I think we as English speakers need to stop twiddling our thumbs about our compounds

English: These two words which carry a specific definition when used together that is semantically distinct from either word used separately isn't a compound word because we write it with a space between them. We need to wait until enough people are confident enough to join them with a hyphen before we even consider that they may be better understood as a single orthographic unit.

Every other Germanic language: *slapping six words together with gleeful abandon*

#Salem shouts into the void #linguistics #this is not a very serious post please don't use it to Uhm Actually me #I also would like it to be known this was inspired by me instinctively writing the word 'blorbotag' in a message as opposed to 'blorbo tag' #studying german is rubbing off on me

[snailfen]

i know her ....

#this is from a week and a half ago when my power was out btw! #shoutout to mutuals who get attached to blorbos unknown to man. i know her thanks to you #GOD. whats her character tag uhm um uh #yancy pokemon #mossball.txt #nebi gaming moment

[melloneah]

if i wanna release chap 3 of smokescreen for 420 imma need to hurry TF UP

#i’ve. not started #i also have my thesis due in 2 weeks #that’s not started either #and there aint no fuckin way i have time for art for this chap #unless it’s something VERY quick #actually scrqtch that i thought of a fun little idea n now ill have to draw it or ill explode #and also. i might just. not post it on 420 #itd be nice to but #uhm. u kno #work n uni n shit #being human SUCKS i wanna be a genderless blob writing about blorbos all day every day #and drawing rhem in my free time #ok logging off to write see ya fuckers #personal post #smokescreen fic

[hazel2468]

does Avery have any siblings?

Ah. The best question- the kind that lets me dig into backstory!

They did have a sibling. A little brother. How it happens varies from Avery to Avery (and maybe someday I'll get into how all of the various little Avery AUs ended up becoming canon by accident, whoops... Weird world magic and lore shit!), but their little brother died when he was six years old. Avery was ten at the time in the original story I had.

Gonna actually throw this under a cut cuz it's... Rough. So know that before you keep reading- child death and an abusive parent are part of this story.

It varies from AU to AU, but Avery and their mother, Fauna (sometimes she's a step mother or just father's wife) never got along. In our DnD canon, Fauna is from a nation where Tieflings are seen as curses and evil things, so when her firstborn was a Tiefling, well. That didn't go great. Avery's little brother, Miri, was born when Avery was four, and the two were very VERY close from the start.

Miri actually died at his mother's hands. She was going for Avery- a decade of tolerating a "devil spawn" for a child, and Avery generally being very "fuck you mom" and an outspoken kid, eventually snapped. Miri got in the way, and ended up dying. This is actually the core of Avery's little vengeance quest that they went on (and finished) in our campaign- they tracked their mother down to the nation of Elas and killed her. Kind of dark justice for both Miri and Pavel- Avery's dad- who took his own life when Avery was fifteen.

On a lighter note, I do have a twin AU that started with my playthrough of BG3, but THAT is a story for another time (and maybe not a story for the puritan hellsite).

#ask me #homemade blorbo #Avery #yeah Avery's OG story was uhm.... Dark. #when we established that whoops! All Averys are canon #which is an interesting thing that happened thanks to my lovely wife and DM #we established some 'fixed events' for all of them #and the death of a little brother is one of them #it doesn't always happen the same way or at the same time #and there have even been a few times when it wasn't a permanent death- Miri survives #but that is a constant for all of them #and the pain of it is a MAJOR driving force for every Avery I've made so far

[call-me-apple]

The funniest way I've seen people describe what being an apologist means is "apologizing for a character". Like WHAT, do you think apologists beg forgiveness for the wrongs committed by their blorbo on the behalf of said blorbo what does this MEEEEAN.

#so sowwy my blorbo committed war crimes but uhm.. have you considered he is mentally ill 👉👈

[omegamoo]

thinking about the sbi oneshot i once came up with in a fever dream where tommy comes home from being in the woods with a kudzu seed in his pocket accidentally and the vines snake all over his clothes and then all over phil and techno and then wilbur and then him. and they die

#ramblings #uhm. blorbos ensnared by kudzu

[circus-k]

it’s 1 am but i’m so awake rn…. sonic time

#just doodles #sth #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #uhmmm #tails #there’s a tiny tails in there haha #uhm. heehee [[squishes him]] #sonic is so shaped he’s the blorbo from my game :/

[wright-phoenix]

ahem. oc talk below (mea, eden)

oh, eden.... i have so many thoughts about this... everyone giving condolences when eden's sitting there angry and apathetic. what is he gonna do now? he's not ready to be pathfinder. his dad just died and showed the most bit of affection eden's gotten from him in years by literally giving his life for his son. logically, he knows his dad loved him but it was just really hard to form an emotional connection when all your whole fucking family was preoccupied with was the alliance. he doesn't feel anything, really; he didn't know the man. at all.

"a little bit of your dad in both of you" and eden's first thought is "how do you know?" how does anyone know the man that eden only ever was able to watch from afar, ten steps behind?

when sam says "it allowed me to get to know him better" it rang bittersweet to eden because, well.... this ai got to know his dad while him and his sister were left chasing for scraps. and now he inherits the ai? is he jealous of sam? maybe. where does that leave eden now?

"He said pain emboldens our resolve." of course he said that. eden doesn't really feel pain (not yet? who is to tell at this point?), but of course his dad would say "pain emboldens our resolve"...that's probably what he told himself when he neglected his children. eden isn't bitter, he isn't (he is). and, was he wrong? they climbed the ranks, following in his footsteps, didn't they? chasing something only eden would be able to see for one moment, and it took him almost dying to get it.

the emphasis on his dad's pragmatism. yeah, he would want them to keep going stronger and not lose sight of the goal. that's one of the few things they had in common, pragmatism. eden isn't worried about losing sight, he's already compartmentalizing and storing what happened for later. now, he has to grapple with being the pathfinder first. and actually be the pathfinder.

#if none of this makes sense. uhm. it's 3am and i just cranked this out stream of consciousness style #oc eden #sorry uhm. did i just latch onto another oc with fucking father issues i'm going to #(remembers that making suicide jokes is bad for you) become a muppet #rhidian. iska. EDEN. silver IS the father with the issues. oh my god #wyll being my blorbo also counts i think #let's not read into that. #i just came out of the game again after playing for like half an hour and recording and taking tons of screenshots #so i'm STILL in the intro sequence...... #cas.oc #id in alt

[instrumental-break]

i haven’t drawn digitally in months but @muppetmarv’s tags threatened me enough

#idk how to id images or i would add one uhm. #falsettos #falsettos revival #marvin falsettos #been thinking a lot about my autistic blorbos (all of them) #christian borle inhabits my brain. emmett forrest will not leave. #anyway #first original post in years. how we feelin boys

[figsandphiltatos]

me pointing desperately to the four chapter long oc story i wrote but have no intention to share with anyone: could a depressed person make this??

#anyway turns out i started writing bbyhr around this time last year #so uhm #instead of seasonal depression i might have seasonal blorbo insanity #and i'm so so so sorry

[qeyond]

Youtube | Spotify

CW abuse/trauma/ptsd. It's a pretty raw song (both in lyrics and the way Black Dresses preforms their songs) so listen at your own discretion.

This song really speaks so honestly to the deeply self-destructive spiralling for B, in my opinion. Speaking politeness through your gritted teeth with a lying softness, boiling over, letting it out, feeling it on your bared, snarling teeth, breathing out smoke, "is it me? am I the problem? am I the evil monster?", "its always been me", spitting up blood, biting the hand that feeds and ripping them the fuck to shreds to be left alone.

Lyrics under the cut.

Why thank you for your opinion What you think is so important So let's talk this out i love it You're so funny i hope you're doing well Thank god for the tongue in your mouth I'm so happy i'm so lucky I get to do whatever i can be myself But you know what? I have zero tolerance for Bad little shitheads Who only seem to fuck around

Same shit different day You need to fuck off you need to go away I don't wanna talk about it That's all that I came to say Get out of my space You worthless fucking fuckface

Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Hey bitch, what the fuck's going on? Is this how you wanna spend the Last few years of your life? Of your life? The last few years your legacy Your legacy your legacy your

You can hide out in your tiny little lair You can be the fucking evil monster terror Scared you can be the evil monster It was always you it was always you It was always you it was always you It was always you

It was always something I couldn't be That was just outside reality It was always something I couldn't know That I didn't know that I shouldn't show Because everything around me Felt just like a bad dream It was all or nothing Be the kind of person you hate or be

Hated for the things that you Thought were common sense Just a little further One day it will make sense Hold yourself a little tighter Your innocence

Preyed upon and vilified by Your blood and friends

Who am I if I can't assign a Name and place to what this is? Everything that's mine feels rotten from The touch of it everything all the time is a Message that I shouldn't be Who the fuck are you? Stay the fuck away from me

I want to love myself but Memories are killing me I want to live but all the years That came before won't let me be I want to love myself but Memories are killing me I want to live but all the years That came before won't let me be I want to love myself but Memories are killing me I want to live but all the years That came before won't let me be I want to love myself but Memories are killing me Memories are killing me Memories are killing me it hurts

#q music #trigger warning #abuse #ptsd #trauma #assault #im not really sure what to tag this cuz it can be a genuinely very triggering piece. so please genuinely just tread lightly #anyway ive actually had this in my drafts for 2 months and been sitting on it but listened to this song again and just fucking christ- #i just love it so much im so upset black dresses probably wont be making music anymore because of harassment cuz their work is SO HONEST!!! #anyway uhm this song is so deeply B-core #your 'legacy' your 'legacy' YOUR 'LEGACY' YOUR- #i genuinely ALWAYS feel so nervous to share such obviously deeply emotional and trauma-based songs or art and being like 'hehe my blorbo' #because I KNOW how that looks and I know how deeply that feels like im making light of it or making it an Aesthetic. cuz yall dont know me #and thats okay. thats just how it is i dont expect ppl to know me or my intentions through and through #but I really really hope people understand that my doing posts like this is very much coming from a place where its For Me too #like i deeply connected to this song so wrapping it up and giving that to B makes me feel not so bad <3 #B is my lil guy that I dump my problems on and we hug each other as the storm passes over us both and then we're okay again #B kinnies and fictives and lovers we're all holding hands from knowing and I love you deeply #i have a MILLION thoughts on this for B. like i could write you a whole novel about this song but also iykyk. and thats just for Us. #so anyway im over explaining myself as always ah. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS SONG AS DEEPLY AS I DO <3 #if i was going to make a new amv for B I would use this song. but im retired and the idea of trying to find a cracked sony vegas hurts me #LOL #also this is ok to reblog and/or interact with if youd like <3

[melloneah]

why isnt the concept of ‘friend crushes’ more widely talked about??? everyone i mention it to is like ‘OHHHHHH YEA I HAVE THAT HAPPEN ALL THE TIME!!!!’ >:(((( dude!!!! it should be as normalised as regular crushes. there r people i feel an intense platonic admiration towards but it’s so weird to say ‘hey u wanna be besties???’. IT SHOULDNT THO. why can u say ‘im in love with you i wanna date u’ but not ‘i admire u so much i so badly wanna be one of your best friends and get to know u from the inside out’ ?????!??!?!!?

#i carry too much love my heart is too full……💔 #where can i purchase a bestie??? one bestie please #this is also an especially big problem for me #because im incapable of getting past that initial acquaintance phase 💀 #it was easier when i was a kid bc i just. SAID THAT #hey i wanna be besties actually do u???? #n we BECAME BESTIES. #that easy fr #not anymore tho #stuck living a lonely life………jus me n my blorbos #hanging out in my head #hey guys does anyone wanna join the blorbo event in my mind???? #there will be bonding and fun activities :3 #personal post #it should be illegal being lonely when ur this cool fr #brb gonna delude myself that everyone’s just feels threatened by the raw drip #their loss tho…………</33333 #uhm. wow. i promise im not a loser with no friends #(<- a loser with no friends) #shoulda appreciated high school……….uni is brutal #hhuhhhhnnmmm. ahhhhghmmm yuh #u kno what ignore all that #who said that????????? #i didnt hear anything #SAYONARA BEFORE I REALLY BEGIN THE OVERSHARING #someone gag me fr