#but this is funny too

[piglinmyfeet]

Joel Smallishbeans and BdoubleO100 teaming up in secret life together

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #bdouble0 #bdoubleo100 #ethoslab #< implied #trafficshipping #< also implied #ethubs #smalletho #< guess what. implied #my very own post #this was done while trying to make a different meme #but this is funny too #ill get the other mangoball thing for you dw 😙 mwah

[rotisseries]

ordering my graduation cake, and for the message on it we've decided "valedictorian rori [last name], class of 2024" as you all know, I'm homeschooled-

#graduated top of my class (the only student) #unfortunately my suggestion of “they just let anyone graduate these days” was shot down #but this is funny too

[aduckwithears]

GO season 2 has no Voice of God narration because She is too busy facepalming over how bad these ineffable idiots are screwing it up.

#God is truly all of us #good omens s2 #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season two #I actually really miss the narration #but this is funny too #good omens spoilers #a duck talks

[bestiegirlboss]

love when i make tumblr drafts in my sleep

#was supposed to say #my tdick is two cm… bring on the size queens #but this is funny too #debeaux talks

[hamartia-grander]

random hc: the scar on gavins nose is from a a stray cat he tried to adopt that scratched him

LMFAO that's one hell of a cat scratch. Though it could've also gotten infected, or maybe Gavin has a cat allergy and the dander fucked up his nose. 🤔

#I personally love the explanation that someone smashed a bottle over his face. He deserved it #But this is funny too #Gavin trying to tame a cat: c'mon stupid bastard cat I'm gonna take you to the vet #Cat: *scratches the fuck out of him* #dbh #Dbh Gavin #Asks

[jellyjamheadobb]

#This feels too accurate lol #rey rambles #meme #memes #dumb shit #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #best memes #lol #tumblr memes #dank memes #humor #twitter memes

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin rosie #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #hazbin hotel fandom #this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home #serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please #this is way too funny to me help

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[beardedmrbean]

#g'night everyone #be kind #and be funny too #5k #10k #15k #25k

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

#tumblr #tumblr icon #im pretty sure this is deliberate because its way too fancy #twitter #icon #elon musk #kinda #its pretty funny #ios #hellsite

[mysticmuse0]

#funny content #funny stuff #memes #funny videos #funny memes #funny post #funnytumblr #too funny #funnyshit #funny shit #memesdaily #dankest memes #daily memes #memes image #relatable memes #tumblr memes #lol memes #dank memes #hilarious memes #fresh memes #best memes #dank humor #dankest of the dank #super dank #dank memage #only the dankest #spooky

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

#telling tales #i thought this was funny so y'all are getting it too

[detectivehole]

this is what i sent

this is what i got

#theyre funny over there #mine #thats a recreation of what i said anyway i didnt really think anything of it at the time #i usually put something stupid in those boxes #they used all lower case too damn what an attention too detail. or they are also lazy idk

[mermianar]

i don’t care how small the room is i cast fireball

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #memes #bg3 meme #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 funny #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 gale #gale #my memes #im too tired to be funny in tags sorry xo