Guess who was discussing the new Jan Misali video with friends
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also have this
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one of the funniest things the dao origins ever did was have f!tabris’ fiancé die dramatically for her character development and have m!tabris’ fiancée literally be fine and just decide to open a business with her bestie
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The reason I love Migi to Dali so much is because at first you think these kids are going to be cunning geniuses because of the shit they pull off...
But they're actually the dumbest kids on the fucking planet. They're only smart when it comes to making plans to fool others. They named their persona "Hitori" as in "one person." They can't do basic math. Migi can't recognize Dali when he's in a wig and a girl's uniform, even though THEY'RE FUCKING TWINS! They can't comprehend that their new mother wears wigs. They're so stupid and unhinged, and I love them so much.
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Hatchetfield shows as metaphors for how humanity is harming itself:
TWDLM: we are killing our planet and everything is our fault
Black Friday: capitalism and consumerism and empty-promises politics are bad but we keep not doing anything about it
NPMD: adults aren’t helping or listening to kids and using religion to cover/push away things you don’t want to talk about is actually really harmful and does have consequences
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another one
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I don’t think it’s appreciated enough just how good TK must be at sex. I mean, after their hook-up Carlos is just laying on that uncomfortable looking couch basking...
TK literally sexed him stupid because when TK brushes off Carlos’ attempts at round 2 with some obvious, weak ass excuses... this man just stares at TK’s ass, nods, and smiles.
... like yep, uh huh, whatever you say... and then when TK runs out the door as if there’s a house on fire he needs to get to, Carlos barely notices, just.. “text me!”
don’t know what sex magic took place there but... TK is clearly cocky for a reason.
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"average qsmp member disconnects from the server and messages the admins at least twice a day" is a statistical error. connection issues foolish, who is at a new setup every month and somehow constantly has problems, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I’ve seen people call Alastor a ‘big fish in a small pond’ but I really think he’s not even that.
I think Alastor is actually a TINY fish wearing a big-fish SUIT that he was given by an EVEN BIGGER FISH.
And he is desperately working to make sure nobody ever notices the seams…
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Life is so hard if you're a Dom that's also an Incompetent Failgirl
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i think we as a fandom do not talk enough about the fact that tim was a fully licensed and relatively practiced driver at age 14 . also the fact that bruce’s reaction to this kid getting a driver’s license was to immediately give him a robin themed version of the batmobile
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love that the vex scar and vampire mumbo headcanons mean that grians best friends are both cannibals
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Muse
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Am I digging into this rabbit hole? hell yeah
Will I get anything sensible out of it? probably not
Why am I doing this? it's fun and I'm bored
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my roman empire is the fact i had taylor swift in my top 5 artists on spotify this year just bc of my gf
and she had hozier in hers bc of me
and we didn't get together until two weeks after spotify wrapped released
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