#but really he’s a crow

[blessyouhawkeye]

shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

#freddy as kaz really makes me mourn the fact that they didn't do a crows spinoff after s1 #he's THAT BITCH!!!! #i maintain that freddy and amita are the backbone of the show. it all hinges on them #shadow and bone #grishaverse #freddy carter

[charl3ss]

Kaz and Inej obviously get married one day because she’s religious and Kaz wants the tax benefits + he wants to make her happy, and I just know when that day comes Kaz takes HER last name

#he’d still keep Brekker for business dealings but other than that it’s Ghafa baby! #I can’t see Inej changing her name (nor would Kaz want her to) and he doesn’t really have a name to claim #since he’s disavowed Rietveld and Brekker is the bastard of the barrel all the way through #but Ghafa……. #six of crows #betsey rambles #kanej

[cowboylikejesper]

when jan van eck kidnapped inej so kaz kidnapped his pregnant wife

#he really said #WHEN THEY GO LOW #I GO LOWER. #need a man who’ll do the most batshit insane things for me tbh #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #jan van eck #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej

[nelkcats]

Crow services

After Danny died he noticed that some animals had become more attached to him while others had moved away. Aggressive or death related animals seemed to react positively to his presence, although friendlier animals such as birds tended to fly away.

Of course, none of this prepared him for the number of crows that landed on his window daily. At first he was scared that they would consider him a corpse and try to eat him but after the third time they brought him a shiny object he assumed they just liked him.

Those crows became very fond of him, they let him pet them, they would perch on his head or shoulders, always present and sometimes even watching over him (A particularly intelligent crow he named Poe would drive his parents away with distractions).

So when he moved to Gotham to complete his studies he prepared for a farewell to his feathered friends; said friends simply ignored him and followed him around the city. Danny assumed he wasn't going to be able to fight them, so he let them be.

This is how the phenomenon called "The Invasion of Crows" began in Gotham, the animals were not aggressive but mostly indifferent, some of them agreed to carry letters as homing pigeons (After Danny asked them for the favor) starting "Crow services"

As long as you had the money or something shiny to pay them the birds would carry messages from one place to another, ironically they would give that payment to Danny, who only sighed and let them pass to his apartment, giving them: some food, shelter and a place to sleep, although he was worried the moment his neighbor would complain about the noise.

At first he let them stay on the streets because they were supposed to be free, but after the sixth time he caught Damian Wayne trying to adopt one he just rolled his eyes and now the little ones were living with him.

So yes, when Jason finally decided to visit his neighbor he didn't expect the red eyed crowd staring at him and judging his actions, one in particular lunged at him and he swore he was about to gouge his eyes out before a voice yelled "Poe, wait! "

Said crow looked at him for a few more seconds before perch on the head of the prettiest boy he had ever seen, who approached to offer him a hand "I'm sorry, they're very overprotective" he muttered worried.

Jason almost fell over laughing when he noticed that this was B's "weird case" about the rise in crows alongside the supposed "new rogue" in town, when all he saw was a college boy with a murder of crows living in his house, maybe creating a new messaging system.

He was going to have so much fun with this, maybe he'd even manage to go on a date with his eyes intact, who knows.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #jason todd #dead on main #jason todd x danny fenton #The crows loves Danny #Damian is trying to adopt one really hard while Danny judges in the background #Crow services started as a joke to deliver Danny's notes to his professor #The professor paid the crows and they just continued #Batman thinks is all an evil plan or a new rouge #It is not #Danny is a retired hero #With a lot of exotic pets apparently #Poe is an intelligent Crow #Jason named some of them too #the one who deliver his messages is called Austen now #He fall in love for the literature reference lmao #poor guy would be disappointed when Danny admits he is not a literature guy #Maybe he will try to convert him #Danny and his crows #Cujo is jealous btw #red hood #batman #detective comics

[dosemakesthepoison]

Just saw a post about zevrans torturers in the fade being dalish elves that made me think about this.

I was listening to zevrans dialogue with the warden and other companions and zevran truly doesn't identify with or as basically any of the groups he could conceivably be a part of. He's left the crows so he's no longer a crow, he was rejected by the dalish and is not really a "true elf", he can't go back to being a kid in the brothel (last place he felt unconditional love). He's never had a lover which wasn't a contract or he didn't kill. He's just very dissociated from himself and everyone around him.

The only thing he consistently identifies as is being worth 7 gold coins. He says it to the warden more than once. He says it to some of the companions. My guys got 1 thing defining his self worth and it's that the crows bought him for 7 gold coins. And what does the warden give him to increase affinity? Gold bars. The warden is saying "You are worth so much more than what the crows paid for" in a quite literal sense. I'm emotional about the pixel man again.

#the bars also offer zevran financial security hes never had #he was a slave to the crows before this #i doubt they really paid him enough to start a savings account #the warden is giving him the ability to live independently #god zevran is such a good character thats some top tier writing and use of game mechanics #im gonna throw up #dragon age zevran #zevran #zevran arainai #dragon age origins #the warden

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

#this specific comment is directed at hesper and wylan from six of crows but literally applies to any of my characters #*jesper #im reading the book rn and its so good #idk at this current moment if wesper is actually canon but. they are in my head. #can i just say the line #flirting with him(wylan) might actually be more fun than annoying him #is REALLY FUCKING GAY #also ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE #JESPER TELLS WYLAN THAT HES CUTER WHEN HES SMART #TO HIS FUCKING FACE #so idk how they're not gonna be canon at this point #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz: Go big or go home

Inej: I am begging you, just this one time, go home!

Kaz, about to fistfight a whole gang on his own: Imma go big

#AND HE WON #kaz: call an ambulance call an ambulance! .... but not for me #he really beat the crap out of a dozen men huh? #ONE MAN COUP #iconic #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #the dregs #crooked kingdom #incorrect soc quotes

[thejudeduarte]

For some reason my brain can't imagine kaz brekker in pajamas. Like, I just can't 😭 he would look so goofy

#anyway #deadly barrel boss in plaid pajamas #LMAO shower thoughts #tbh he doesnt really sleep anyway #kaz brekker #shit post #kazzle dazzle #baz krekker #soc kaz #kaz x inej #soc #ck #six of crows duology #six of crows #the crows #kanej #soc kanej

[drieddpetals]

do y'all ever think about the fact that Wylan literally bet Kaz money that Jan wouldn't care if he died, and then went, "Pay up, Kaz." after Jan blew up the ship?? i love him so much he's such a smartass.

also i think about Wylan saying "Maybe you can pray to Ghezen for understanding, Father," when Jan was confused about the whole Kuwei situation about fifteen times a day. it's genuinely one of my favorite Wylan quotes like yes get his ass‼️‼️

#wylan is my favorite smartass #he's also my favorite redhead #number one ginger in my heart #ignore how i'm presumably on a first name basis with jan van eck #me and all my homies hate jan van eck #my annotations got really aggressive anytime jan showed up cause i just had to make my hate for him known #jan van eck (derogatory) #wylan van eck #six of crows #six of crows fandom

[todaysbird]

We're talking about bitterns? I saw one last week--we thought he was injured as he was standing like this and were calling a rehab place, but after a moment he stopped and returned to normal, started walking around, and even did the "I'm a reed" dance at us, so we let him be.

Todaysbird edit: handsome & smart fella!!

#todays bird #submission #bird #birblr #really do hope he was all right #i have no idea what he was doing like that #there were crows around but idk if they were bothering him

[squuote]

I like that the narrator seemingly chose stanley as his targeted office worker that would best fit his story just by how he eagerly functioned and followed every command given to him. and then the moment stanley did not get to press his buttons, he made sure to make the narrator’s life a living hell. imagine choosing the guy who usually always listens and then find out he specifically has it out for you.

#crow thoughts #this is coinciding with the idea that the office was a thing before the parable #but also I just think it’s super funny #how he essentially was like yeah this dude LOVES being told what to do and pressing buttons #and then he specifically denies every command you give him #really really funny #sorry I need my daily fix of parable content and I haven’t gotten it yet #the stanley parable

[stevenrogered]

The really wonderful composer Joe, he sent me the kind of music that Wylan would be hearing in the clubs around Ketterdam to inform the kind of piece that he'd compose.

#shadow and bone #sabedit #shadowandboneedit #shadow and bone spoilers #jack wolfe #jackwolfeedit #six of crows #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #netflixedit #netflix #tuserkaz #mystuff #grishaverse #grishaverseedit #of course he wrote the music himself #this makes me really happy lol #sorry the first gif is laggy i couldnt get good quality #1k

[sporeclan]

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Yet another just generally bad time for all of SporeClan :')

#clangen #clan generator #warriors oc #warrior cats #sporeclan #crying real tears about spotted and crow. the mentor+apprentice bond persists ;; #poor spotted </3 my boy is severely trying to overcompensate for his guilt over not being able to save his siblings :( #he did also kinda like petunia. accepting his passing isnt really helped by him dying to the same thing that took mushroompaw :((( #sc moons #sc:crowstar #sc:spottedfrost #sc:carolina #sc:piperpaw #sc:puddle #sc:cliffthicket #sc:foxspeckle #sc:mousegrove #sc:minklake #sc:dawnpelt #sc:finchpaw #tw injury #tw death #< implied. its carried over from last moon

[nelkcats]

A Little bird told me

Danny knew his dimension didn't need him. It had been a long time since it stopped needing him, a long time since he had to be content to spend most of his days in the Infinite Realms. His sister and friends were too busy these days to pay attention to him; Danny understood, it's not like he could work or have a job, considering he'd stopped growing at 21 and people would start asking questions eventually.

Honestly, it was a relief that he'd even been able to grow up to that age, Clockwork's knowing look told him he had help with it.

So, he distracted himself by learning things from the other ghosts in the Realms, who were definitely as bored as he was. He even managed to get Vlad to teach him duplication, but it wasn't that interesting after a while. Though he had become interested in the different dimensions that Clockwork watched over.

The problem was that there was one dimension that had caught his attention (one full of heroes and magic) but they always made the worst decisions. There came a point where he decided to interfere, Clockwork seemed amused so he figured he wasn't going to stop him.

As he thought about how to infiltrate (definitely not as a hero, he loved his retirement, thank you very much), he remembered a rather...odd power he had recently discovered.

Danny had discovered that he could shapeshift. The problem was that he could only shapeshift into dead animals and well, while it was fun to scare others, he didn't know how well people would take a ghost crow with ectoplasm coming out of it's wounds.

Figuring it was better than nothing, he transformed into a bird and flew through the portal; he flew towards John Constantine, who seemed fed up with his life. Constantine knew the bird was fucking weird the moment it sit on his shoulders but he had better things to take care of, like the demon in front of him.

Said bird apparently knew the way to defeat the demon, because he started naming the ingredients needed to banish it. Constantine saw it with narrowed eyes and asked if he wanted his soul, the bird pecked him, looking annoyed.

From there, seeing that the dead bird was doing no harm, Constantine let it stay. It was oddly useful and he had sold his soul for less.

Danny spent his days whispering things to Constantine to defeat enemies and the hellbazer gave him cookies in return (the halfa really wanted to be offended), when the League saw Constantine with a dead crow on his shoulder they wondered if he had finally lost his mind.

John commented that his name was Ghosty (he was pecked again) and that he was useful, unfortunately for the superhero community, Constantine had never been that useful and therefore they couldn't complain (but why did he suddenly know all the existing gossip?, he kept bribing them with it! His crow looked amused too).

Every time Constantine won a battle without explanation, someone would make the mistake of asking how he did it. With a shit-eating grin, Constantine would point to his shoulder and say "a little bird told me."

Danny was so tempted to shape-shift just to bite his head off, but the cookies were good.

#dpxdc #Basically Danny became Constantine sidekick #but not really #he just give information and gossip #and Constantine give him cookies in return #Danny stayed as a crow at first #but he started changing to different birds just to confuse the heroes #Constantine doesn't care #he should probably be worried about the unknown entity in his shoulder #but he sold his soul for less #dp x dc #dc x dp #immortal danny #he changed the dimension destiny via Constantine #Constantine is having fun for once #Clockwork is too #Danny is starting to like cookies a lot #he wonders if it's a bird thing

[furiouswritingbiologykid]

Inej really just said "he would not fucking say that," so hard it snapped her out of a poison induced hallucination huh.

#shadow and bone season 2 spoilers #six of crows #kanej #all jokes aside i love how well they know each other #and sure inej wants that future #one where kaz can be open and vulnerable with her #where they can truly be together the way she wants #but she knows this isnt really him he hasn't gotten to that point yet #and she only wants it if its actually real if he's put in the effort to heal for her

[bitchthefuck1]

I feel like people sometimes have a tendency to paint Inej as a little too wide-eyed and borderline naive and I feel like that's such a misread and disservice to her character, because her faith and hope for a better future isn't some misguided assumption that everything will be okay or that the world isn't so bad. She knows exactly how bad things can be and exactly what kind of evil people are capable of, and she's saying "fuck you, you can take my autonomy and my childhood and maybe I'll never see my family or home again, but I will literally die before I let make me think that the shit I've been through is all there is. The beauty and love I experienced was real and valuable and nothing you do or say will make me let go of that or believe it's not possible for me to have again," and it is genuinely the most incredible and real thing in those books.

Inej has fought tooth and nail for every ounce of goodness she has and she'll keep wringing it out of the world because those things are real and possible no matter what, and there's nothing naive about it.

#it's crying about inej hours again #it's literally always crying about inej hours #she makes me soooooooooooo #i will literally kill for this girl #like time and time again the books prove her right and Kaz's extreme nihilism wrong and yet people will talk about it like he's the one who #'really sees the world as it is'. AND HE KNOWS SHE'S RIGHT AND SHE'S STRONGER FOR STILL HAVING FAITH. HE LITERALLY SAYS IT. #deadass wanna be like her when I grow up #not to say kaz doesn't have every reason to believe what he does about the world's cruelty but these books are literally full of these kids #creating the space of love and safety they were denied for each other even as he says it's not possible #inej ghafa #kanej #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa my beloved