#but it’s funny to think about

[snowyh2o]

Y’know. I think it’d be very very funny, if the reason Vox won against Alastor, was because Alastor got distracted with something else, fucked off for 7 years, and completely forgot he was ever in a competition against Vox.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #Vox #vox hazbin hotel #shit post #dumb post #I don’t think it actually happened like that #but it’s funny to think about #Vox being so obsessed with Alastor that he doesn’t stop thinking about it for 7 years #Alastor giving so few shits he forgets they’re even fighting

[meteors-lotr]

I haven’t shown the orcs enough love. Dwarves are weak as shit, humans are fucking ugly, elves are elderitch cannibals, and Hobbits is the apex predator, but what about the orcy orcs?

This is their headcanon post

Orcs don’t fuck. Like not at all. The way they reproduce is like starfish, they drop a limb and then they regrow that limb, but the dropped limb will also regrow a body. Boom. New orc.

So Orcs are a fully asexual community devoid of any traditional family dynamics. They find their own families alright? They’re pack creatures, they don’t like solitude.

That don’t mean they aren’t affectionate as hell tho. They cuddling. They smooching. They playfully biting. Orcs are the ultimate homiesexual specie.

#the orcs are actually the most emotional healthy species in all of middle earth #they’re very open to communication and talking things through #Does any of this align with lotr canon? #Not in the slightest no #but it’s funny to think about #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr headcanons #the hobbit headcanons #Orcs #orc headcanons

[same-name-supremacy]

Lowkey thinking about naming all of Noelle’s siblings Christmas names

“So these are my siblings Carol, Christian, Holly, Rudolf, Nicholas, Claus, Christy and Vixen.”

“Holy shit Noelle, do live in a Hallmark movie?”

#same name shenanigans #td genderswap #I’m probably not #but it’s funny to think about

[strawberryisreading]

Watchers are confirmed long.

EDIT: Is it just me or is the Listener symbol to the right of the Watcher?

#watchers #evo watchers #evolution smp #evo smp #minecraft live #grian #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #watcher mention on Jimmy stream #probably just a joke #but it’s funny to think about #listeners #evo listeners

[chezpillow]

#svsss #luo binghe #su xiyan #my art #an ding disciple luo binghe #should i be working on something else? #yes. #but i was feeling lots of things about sxy #because of tossawary s stepping up #and their textpost about an ding yellow and hhp gold confusing mbj is well. gold #lbh rolling up to the conference in yellow and the splitting image of sxy #unlikely to happen since sqh is more careful than that #but it’s funny to think about

[nc-screamsheet]

*V and Johnny arguing (again)*

V: shut up, Robert!

Johnny: Oh, we’re pulling out legals now? Fuck you too, Valerie!

#cyberpunk 2077 #johnny silverhand #v #johnny x v #silverv #I don’t think they’d ever do this #cause I feel like both understand the importance of a name #even if it’s for different values #but it’s funny to think about

[lume-nescence]

i have no idea if anyone came up with this but if you’ve heard that “chrissy wake up” song on tiktok then here’s my goofy brainrot i pulled out of my packed sack of a brain.

i randomly thought of a scene where you and a friend both get isekai’d to the sagau world and you are dead asleep while your friend is freaking out because the first thing they see is a group of characters walking up to you both with weapons in hand. (with the intent of eliminating you both because imposter au stuff yk?? wait but the friend is innocent. maybe they’re an accomplice in their eyes?? you know what let’s just ignore the questions and focus more on the funny stuff) your friend is just trying to shake you awake like that exact scene where paimon tries to wake the traveler up. “Y/N WAKE UUUPPPP!!! I DON’T LIKE THIS, Y/N WAKE UUPPPP” listen i thought this was funny because your friend is screaming at you more like singing to wake you up while both of your lives are at stake

#💭 lumes brainrots #sagau #genshin sagau #isekai au #genshin impact #yes this is pure crack #i love it when my brain comes up with stupid stuff #but it’s funny to think about #side note i dont watch stranger things sorry #i like how lots of the sagau content i read are really good and well written #while me over here comes up with something dumb and chaotic #this is why i cant be serious when it comes to stuff like this #i just tend to get a lil silly is all #actually lil is an understatement #this post is proof my brain is probably high on something #..must be that soda i drank this morning

[wawataka]

i love looking at my old cringe fics that were basically projections of myself with the hindsight i have now and it’s so obvious i was agender/aroace

#fuck you mean “do [i] not feel love? of course i feel love. platonic love” #you stupid bitch #“i want to fall in love too” bro you are 14 years old. chill #i mean it still applies now so it’s aromanticism definitely #but it’s funny to think about #cnp rants

[ortensiawhiskers]

Trans kon community for myself

#txt #I WILL NOT #but it’s funny to think about #my city now

[oriocookie]

worst idea i’ve had today:

what if i made a discord server for all my mutuals and called it the drewtual server

#i love my name it’s so punnable #anyway i probably won’t do this #but it’s funny to think about #i’m like the worst at talking to my actual boyfriends why would random server be different lmao

[princeshilo]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste #frog rambles #idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny

[noonbeam17]

theyre in a polycule

#noonbeam thinks theyre funny #this is about tdb act 4. do not derail /silly #cant wait to see everyone tagging this as ultrakill

[sqirtle]

play in stars and time. NOW.

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke. #steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[cannibalchicken]

#lol #haha #comedy #humor #funny #memes #cannibalchicken #wholesome #things to think about