#the orcs are actually the most emotional healthy species in all of middle earth

[meteors-lotr]

I haven’t shown the orcs enough love. Dwarves are weak as shit, humans are fucking ugly, elves are elderitch cannibals, and Hobbits is the apex predator, but what about the orcy orcs?

This is their headcanon post

Orcs don’t fuck. Like not at all. The way they reproduce is like starfish, they drop a limb and then they regrow that limb, but the dropped limb will also regrow a body. Boom. New orc.

So Orcs are a fully asexual community devoid of any traditional family dynamics. They find their own families alright? They’re pack creatures, they don’t like solitude.

That don’t mean they aren’t affectionate as hell tho. They cuddling. They smooching. They playfully biting. Orcs are the ultimate homiesexual specie.

#the orcs are actually the most emotional healthy species in all of middle earth #they’re very open to communication and talking things through #Does any of this align with lotr canon? #Not in the slightest no #but it’s funny to think about #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr headcanons #the hobbit headcanons #Orcs #orc headcanons